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Thanks a pantload, Michael Atkinson (updated)

By June 9, 2008No Comments

“[T]he exist­ence of full-time staff film review­ers is a nutty aber­ra­tion in the his­tory of peri­od­ic­al publishing…I’d love to see every magazine employ an army of full-time cul­ture review­ers, and pay them mil­lions, but it doesn’t make very much sense, for the simple reas­on that it’s not truly a full-time job.”

—Michael Atkinson, from his Zero For Conduct blog, quoted in Vincent Rossmeir’s “Where Have All The Film Critics Gone?”, Brooklyn Rail, June 2008 issue

Gee, thanks, Michael. Whether you know it or not—and I rather sus­pect you do—you’ve just giv­en a long belt of ammuni­tion to the Sam Zells of the world. The gut­ters, the “cost-cutters,” the content-haters, the obscenely rich resenters who think this whole “journ­al­ism” thing is a rack­et enacted by a bunch of smarty-pants elit­ist slack­ers. Way to be, pal.
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And while we’re at it, define “full time.” “I’ve done the job. I know how much time it takes,” you puff to Rossmeir. (And um, just when did you turn into John fuck­ing Milius, any­way?) What was it Red Smith said? “Writing is easy. You just sit down at the type­writer and open a vein.” I know, Michael, I know—Red Smith was prob­ably some kind of pussy. 

Film cri­ti­cism is a dead-end,” you con­tin­ue. “You don’t want to devote your­self to it. You have to have some­thing else to pay the bills. It’s not really a viable pro­fes­sion. And it nev­er has been.”

Unfortunately, you don’t provide too many use­ful sug­ges­tions as to what else to do to pay the bills. Given the gen­er­al ten­or of your remarks, I assume it’s some­thing along the lines of saw­ing down trees. And to tell you the truth, that’s some­thing I’d love to see Anthony Lane take a shot at. 

But let’s, just because it could be fun, break down the whole “time” issue.

Left: Michael Atkinson por­trait not available

You told Rossmeir that you did­n’t think crit­ics who only work 10 to 12 hours a week should be paid like oth­er pro­fes­sion­als who work 40. Well, you know, that’s why there’s freel­ance journ­al­ism, which pays by the word, or by the piece. Generally speak­ing, if you’re a staff mem­ber at a magazine, the amount of time you spend at your job is com­poun­ded merely by the fact that you’re a staff mem­ber. NYT crit­ics A.O. Scott and Manohla Dargis aren’t wool­gath­er­ing when they’re not writ­ing reviews. Frequently, they’re writ­ing oth­er pieces, for Arts and Leisure or for the magazine. Scott does video reviews. Both do on-line stuff. And both par­take in the cul­ture of being a staff mem­ber, that is, they go to meet­ings and such. David Edelstein is the “full-time” film crit­ic for New York; he also has gigs at CBS This Morning and on NPR. He’s also obliged to blog at New York web­site, although he’s not quite up to speed on that. When I was the chief film crit­ic at Première magazine, I was also respons­ible for com­mis­sion­ing and edit­ing fea­tures (some­times really long and involved ones, by the likes of Mark Ebner, John Connelly, and David Foster Wallace), writ­ing fea­tures and front-of-the-book stuff, and edit­ing the back-of-the-book home enter­tain­ment sec­tion. At the web­site, I had to blog and do fea­tures, and if I did­n’t have enough to do, I had to come up with the idea of ini­ti­at­ing a “High-Def DVD Consumer Guide,” for­cing me to watch a lot more lousy movies than I nor­mally would in my 10-to-12-hour-a-week schedule.

Add to that the fact that movie screen­ing are fre­quently sched­uled at times which con­flict with one’s hav­ing of a life. Seven in the even­ing, when the rest of the world is set­tling in for a fam­ily din­ner or res­tor­at­ive cock­tail or some such, we New-York-based scribes are tuck­ing into a Diet Coke at a crowded AMC in midtown, wait­ing for the lights to go down. Or whenev­er. And we’re not even get­ting into the time expendit­ure for those film crit­ics who want to go through the Nathan Lee Six Point Plan On Being A More Well-Rounded Film Critic (Read a “great” 19th_Century nov­el; learn what’s going on in paint­ing; ditto music; read more books; go to a res­taur­ant; get laid). What are they gonna do, rush through get­ting laid in order to brush up on Richard Prince? 

And then, of course, there’s the writ­ing itself, which requires not just time but a cer­tain men­tal solitude that’s often dif­fi­cult to come by. But in Atkinson’s world, it’s all a breeze, appar­ently. Lucky him.

Atkinson is a pro­voc­at­ive and fre­quently astute crit­ic. And if I ever get to dis­perse any kind of freel­ance budget again in my career (not that I par­tic­u­larly aspire to), I’m gonna have to think long and hard before let­ting him see a penny of it. 

UPDATE: Interested parties might want to view this post on Atkinson’s blog, in the com­ments sec­tion of which he pats Mr. Grayson on the head and tells him he’s “very right.” I’ve been extend­ing Mr. Atkinson the bene­fit of the doubt since his review of Jill Morley’s Stripped in 2002 (he knows what I’m talk­ing about); now, that’s all over, too. 

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  • Owain Wilson says:

    Excellent rebuke, Glenn. I’ve always wondered, though, if any of your many pre­vi­ous rebukes have res­ul­ted in any tense face-to-face moments with the rebukee?

  • steve simels says:

    I think I speak on behalf of any­body’s who ever had a magazine staff gig when I say of Atkinson…Wotta maroon. Wotta tar-ra-ra-goondeeyay.

  • bill says:

    I love it when you get pissed off, Glenn. Well, I don’t ALWAYS love it, but I do when I’m in agree­ment with you. And I always hope the crit­ic who has raised your ire will respond in the com­ments sec­tion, or on their own site, but they almost nev­er do. Oh well.
    PS – What did John Milius ever do to you!?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Owain—nothing too awful, although the oppor­tun­it­ies for face-to-face con­front­a­tion aren’t as plen­ti­ful as you might think. I’ve verbally tussled with Atkinson before, and he’s not averse. In fact, I can­’t ima­gine he ima­gined he could talk such shit and NOT pro­voke some angry objec­tions. I believe I’ve achieved a cer­tain détente with Nathan Lee (although his recent “Mother of Tears” review sorely temp­ted my inclin­a­tion to stick to any non-aggression pact). As for oth­ers, no bad exper­i­ences yet.
    Bill: Like “Zeroville” author Steve Erickson, I’m actu­ally pretty fond of John Milius. It’s guys who aren’t John Milius com­ing on like John Milius to whom I take exception.

  • Dan says:

    I won­der if Atkinson also thinks teach­ers only work eight hours a day and enjoy their sum­mers off.

  • bill says:

    Glenn: Ah, well, THAT I can under­stand. Also, “Red Dawn”. But we’re none of us perfect.
    I need to buy a copy of “Zeroville”. I get the sense that it’s becom­ing the new “Flicker”. I have the short story from which “Zeroville” was expan­ded, but I’m not sure I want to read it first.

  • John says:

    I think the only point Atkinson was mak­ing was that in an era when papers are fail­ing fast the movie review­ers are the first to get cut. Who to cut? The for­eign cor­res­pond­ents cov­er­ing the war or that guy we pay to watch movies? And that’s an easy choice to make. It will only get worse. If it wer­en’t for the sim­ul­tan­eous US occu­pa­tions news­rooms would be ghost towns now too.
    Plus, your argu­ment did noth­ing but rein­force Atkinson claim that review­ing is a part-time gig. In order to make it a full-time job it has to be pad­ded with oth­er odd jobs. A com­bin­a­tion of increas­ing media con­glom­er­a­tion and free online per­son­als has threatened every­one. There’s really no sense in declar­ing it a real job or not. Even the heavy-lifters (war cor­res­pond­ents) are effected.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I think if Atkinson had meant to say that when papers are fail­ing fast the movie review­ers are the first to get cut, he would have said THAT. Instead, he said that “the exist­ence of full-time staff review­ers is a nutty aber­ra­tion in the his­tory of peri­od­ic­al pub­lish­ing,” which is a whole oth­er kettle of fish. Whether I rein­forced Atkinson’s point or not is open to question—I don’t think I did, as I was largely tak­ing issue with his “let-ME-tell-you-how-much-time-this-job-takes” bluster—but to bring war cor­res­pond­ents into this admitedly very cir­cum­scribed, inside-baseball argu­ment is hardly ger­mane. Except inso­far as Atkinson’s implic­a­tion that the film crit­ic is some kind of lazy sot can eas­ily, in the mind of some mogul, go vir­al and extend to war cor­res­pond­ents. Not that, as you imply, it already hasn’t.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Glenn, judging from the thin­ness of your skin, I would say that Atkinson has a point, and he must have a very sharp point if it cheesed you off so much. If watch­ing movies and writ­ing about them does­n’t pay the bills, then go find an f’ing job that does. I think that’s all he’s try­ing to say. Pretty simple. And if you don’t have any oth­er dis­cern­able skill than watch­ing movies and writ­ing about them, then that’s your prob­lem. It’s not your right as an smarmy, pop-cultural ref­er­en­cing, Knowing-How-The-World-Works type of guy to get paid to have your adoles­cence exten­ded. No one is say­ing that people who write about movies don’t have their place; they do. I just think that the mar­ket is finally get­ting around to show­ing exactly where your place is, and it’s closer to the street than you think. The world won’t end if no one gets paid to write about obscure dvd releases. I’m sure you have some­thing very cut­ting to say about what I’ve said, so let ‘er rip. You seem like a very clev­er guy. Being clev­er does­n’t pay the rent, though, now does it? Bwahahahahahahahah!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yeah, I do have some­thing to say about what you’ve said—as cheesed off as I’ve ever got­ten at any­thing or any­body, I don’t think I’ve ever been quite enough of a fuck­ing prick to wish unem­ploy­ment on a per­son. You, how­ever, don’t seem to have that problem.
    And save your “bwa­hahaha,” pally. I’m not out yet. To tell you the truth, I’m not even down. Just mak­ing con­ver­sa­tion, is all.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Good god, man, what are you talk­ing about? No one is wish­ing unem­ploy­ment on any­one. As a mat­ter of fact, I am bid­ding you a hearty mahzel tov on find­ing reg­u­lar employ­ment should you find that your days of watch­ing movies for a liv­ing comes to an end, which is seems will be soon. You could be a sub­si­tute teach­er or some­thing. The world needs more good teach­ers, you know, people with your kind of edu­ca­tion. You see, this is the crux of the mat­ter. You and your kind don’t want employ­ment that does­n’t have to do with watch­ing movies, which is fine, but don’t expect any­one oth­er than those who share your pre­dic­a­ment to give a hoot. I have been a faith­ful read­er of your blog, and find you, along with Atkinson, to be one of top men in your field. If you made this a pay-to-play kind of blog I might even sub­scribe. But oth­er than that, what do you expect? Sympathy? Sorry, chum, my sym­pathy extends to people who have real prob­lems. Unemployment, even of the tem­por­ary kind, is not really a prob­lem for someone like you. There are plenty of jobs out there. Jobs you might not like, but hey, c’est la vie. That this is even an issue shows how little sym­pathy you have, big boy. Put your life into per­spect­ive. You got it pretty good, con­sid­er­ing. I mean, you could be one of the oth­er 2–5 (estim­ate) bil­lion people presently liv­ing in ter­min­al shit­ti­ness. Man, thank god we’re not one of them, huh! Bwahahahahahahah!

  • Uli says:

    Peter, you sound like someone who wishes he could write about films for a liv­ing, but judging by the way you write, I doubt any­one would even want to read what you have to say, let alone pub­lish it. Either that, or you’re some kind of failed screen­writer work­ing a 9–5 temp job. You suck.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Okay, now I feel like Im in that SCTV sketch where the Pauline Kael fig­ure says: “Did Isay I hated it? I actu­ally LOVED it! Also, I’m Woody Woodpecker! Ha ha ha HAha!”
    I’d love to stick around and help clear this up, but I gotta go get some stitches out. (n.b.,not a veiled plea for sym­pathy here, hon­est!) Hope to be back soon.

  • bill says:

    I don’t think Peter Grayson sounds like a failed crit­ic; I think he sounds like a per­son who is very stu­pid. Not only that, but he’s a mem­ber of that delight­ful hoard who get off on say­ing incred­ibly rude and mean­spir­ited things to people, as long he’s got the inter­net between him and the oth­er per­son. Were he and Glenn to meet in per­son, Mr. Grayson would most likely say things like, “Hey, buddy, sorry to hear about your job. Man, what is up with all these film crit­ics get­ting fired?? It’s outrageous!”
    And if he thinks that his inane “bwa­hahaha” sig­na­ture does­n’t indic­ate that he’s tak­ing pleas­ure in the mis­for­tune of oth­ers, then he is, I repeat, very stupid.
    I guess what I’m try­ing to say is that Peter Grayson is a miser­able asshole.

  • Aaron Aradillas says:

    I’ve been under the impres­sion that unem­ploy­ment, even tem­por­ary, is not a fun time. Mr. Grayson seems to think one can move on. I guess he has­n’t been out ther lately.
    I’ve always held the belief that the cov­er­age of the arts is what sus­tains us. It IS a job, but like any job it must be done well. I always bristle at the notion that a peri­od­ic­al can just put any­one in the crit­ic’s pos­i­tion and the rest will take care of itself. Any job must be done well if an employ­ee expects to hold onto said job.
    The way news­pa­pers (and magazines) are treat­ing their Arts sec­tions is sad, but pre­dict­able. It is always the “friv­il­ous” pos­i­tions that get cut first. No one rela­izes how vital the Arts are dur­ing times of war, reces­sion, depres­sion, trans­ition. Movies, tele­vi­sion, music, art reflect what we are feel­ing at any giv­en moment. It is the crit­ic’s job to inter­pret how we are feel­ing dur­ing uncer­tain times.
    Atkinson fucked up with his flip com­ment. He would’ve been bet­ter off try­ing to come to terms that it looks like an actu­al pro­fes­sion is being elem­in­ated, a job that seems to go unnoticed or unappreicated.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Bill, judging from the com­ments you reg­u­larly post on this site, if any­one where to be hideously obsequious in Mr. Kenney’s pres­ence, it would surely be you. And if you think you are even the third, fourth or fifth per­son to remind me that I am a miser­able asshole in the last 24 hours, then you sir, are as deluded as you are trans­par­ently naïve and pol­ly­an­ish. Anyway, I know you are a lov­er of film, Mr. Bill, so may I sug­gest that you check out Payday, star­ring Rip Torn? The film Walk the Line should’ve been had it any cojones, although it is marred by it’s de rigeur miser­ab­il­ist end­ing, it being made in 1973 and all. In oth­er words, because Maury Dann is such a miser­able asshole (and if you think I’m killing your preter­nat­ur­al buzz, Mr. Bill, then you have no idea what lies in store for you once you enter the sor­did world of Mr. Dann), he, like all miser­able assholes, must die.

  • Joel says:

    Grayson,
    I think I see your point, but the point of Glenn’s post is that writ­ing about films is not a crit­ic’s only job. For me, Glenn’s greatest accom­plish­ment at Première was not his review column, but his com­mis­sion­ing, edit­ing, and (for the porn art­icle) first-hand report­ing for David Foster Wallace’s two pieces. No arts colum­nist gets a staff pos­i­tion on the basis of just his or her writ­ing tal­ent alone. At least I don’t think so. These are full-time salar­ied jobs, with many duties. Otherwise, people who just write about films are paid as freel­an­cers. Does that clear things up?

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Yes, Aaron, you are right. Kenneth Turan’s or [your loc­al review­ers name here] reviews of the latest offer­ings from Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow is most def­in­itely what, as you say, “sus­tains us.” And Michael Atkinson, if any­one, has earned the right to make such a com­ment. He’s for­got­ten more movies than you have seen, I’m sure. I think someone who has writ­ten a such a delight­ful book as Ghosts in the Machine should be taken a little more ser­i­ously and not writ­ten off so eas­ily with facile pejor­at­ives and snide mock­ery. And the whole “hey, it’s tough out there,” school of ration­al­iz­a­tion is for chil­dren. You want a job you’ll find one. You need to eat you’ll fig­ure out a way. You have a child to sup­port, you will do whatever job is handed to you in order to do so. Short of being men­tally inca­pa­cit­ated, phys­ic­ally han­di­capped, or 9 years old, that kind of reas­on­ing is pathet­ic, and only serves to high­light the entitled world view some of you have.

  • tc says:

    Sorry, but was Peter Grayson put on this earth to make us ret­ro­spect­ively think bet­ter of Michael Atkinson? Some gig.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    TC, your Team Kenney t‑shirt is in the mail and should be arriv­ing shortly. If you have any ques­tions about how to put it on, or which arm goes in which hole, please do not hes­it­ate to call this office. Thank you for con­trib­ut­ing to the ongo­ing dis­cus­sion. Your pithy and rather astute com­ment has been entered into a raffle. Should you be chosen as the win­ner, please be on the lookout for your Glenn Kenny WigHat, which comes com­plete with bald pâté and fur­rowed brow. I would like to warn you though, that due to the mater­i­als that were used in the mak­ing of your WigHat, you should refrain from wear­ing it out­side dur­ing the sum­mer. Any skin lesions or rashes that res­ult from wear­ing your WigHat can be treated with com­mon house­hold vin­eg­ar. If you would like to con­trib­ute anoth­er of your pat­en­ted zingers to our raffle, please feel free to do so.

  • vadim says:

    Sorry, is Mr. Grayson mak­ing all these ter­ribly acute com­ments about grow­ing up, becom­ing an adult and find­ing a real job in such rapid-fire succession…while pos­sibly sit­ting at a day job, tied to a com­puter? Where he, per­haps, does­n’t have a whole hell of a lot to do (as seems to be the case with many of the people I know tough­ing it out in corporate?)?
    Because, if so, I’m not sure what the value of this so-called high­er work is. And if it’s not, well…get some exer­cise? Read a book?

  • bill says:

    Bill, judging from the com­ments you reg­u­larly post on this site, if any­one where to be hideously obsequious in Mr. Kenney’s pres­ence, it would surely be you.”
    So you’re new here, I take it? And believe me, I nev­er for a moment thought that I was the first per­son today to call you a miser­able asshole.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Yeah, Vadim, because every­one who works a desk job is busy for nine straight hours. Wow. It sounds like I can safely assume that you’ve nev­er actu­ally had a job, in which case, please don’t for­get to give your fath­er some­thing nice this Sunday. He is foot­ing your bill, after all, or at least, that’s what it sounds like.

  • Oh Please says:

    Atkinson, a res­id­ent of Long Island, is some­what notori­ous amongst NY film pub­li­cists for hav­ing screen­ers – of movies screen­ing in Manhattan – sent to his house. Perhaps that accounts for all the extra time he has on his hands.

  • tc says:

    OK, at this point we all know the guy’s deranged. No more gas­ol­ine on the fire, I say.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Bill, obvi­ously I’m not new to this site, if I already know how firmly planted your nose is in Glenn’s con­sid­er­ably ample buttcheeks. How else would I know such a thing? This is just the first time I’ve ever felt com­pelled to com­ment. I’m just tired of listen­ing to all these movie review­ers grumbling about the lack of respect and money they get. No one cares, except for those who fancy them­selves involved in the pro­fes­sion under fire. I’m also assum­ing that most of you here are under the age of 45, as your gen­er­a­tion is without a doubt the most egre­giously self-entitled gen­er­a­tion of them all. And very, very sens­it­ive. So sens­it­ive that I find it rather com­ic­al. It sounds like most of you are always on the verge of tears. Someone says boo to you and your ready to sue. Get over yourselves. You’re not that great. You’re not that smart. And you’re not that funny. Watching movies is a lux­ury. Talking about them is a lux­ury. Reading about them is a lux­ury. Writing about them is a lux­ury. You don’t have the right to write. Do you think you do? Is that what this is all about. Your rights? You have the right to pay your taxes and die, that’s it. Everything else is gravy. You want to earn some respect? Go fight in a war, even one you don’t agree with. Then maybe people my age will take you whiners ser­i­ously. Because I would bet any­thing that not one per­son on this site has ever been out of their com­fort zone for more than a week at a time. Most of you are soft and without cour­age or con­vic­tion, and I mean that in all sin­cer­ity. Call me an old man, or out of touch. I don’t care. I’m not going to live much longer, but at least when I die I won’t have spent most of my time com­plain­ing about the things I should’ve been giv­en. No, when I die I’ll look back at my life and see that I’ve spent most of my time com­ment­ing in this par­tic­u­lar thread, or whatever it’s called.

  • Aaron Aradillas says:

    I’m not going to live much longer…”
    Finally, some good news today.

  • bemo says:

    Can I interest you with a trip to Self-Awaria?

  • bemo says:

    (Obvs. dir­ec­ted at the lov­able ol’ Hobbit, “Peter Grayson”, not, as it now seems, Aaron Aradillas)

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Pithy com­ments. That’s all you have in your arsen­al, huh? Yes, Aaron, I am going to prob­ably die before you. That’s all you have over me and people my age, and noth­ing else, excpet for your smar­typants com­ments and your weak stabs at humor. Because everything is a joke to you, right? That’s why no one takes you ser­i­ously, Aaron. Except your­self. I’m sure, when push comes to shove, you take your­self very seriously.
    And Bemo, I’ve already been there, so let me know when you need the dir­ec­tions and I will hap­pily oblige. Bemo. Great name. I’m sure you gave a lot of time and con­sid­er­a­tion to that handle. I’m not kid­ding. I can just pic­ture you in your tiny stu­dio apart­ment, or your par­ent’s base­ment, smoking grass from a make­shift pipe, check­ing off all of the names it took you weeks to come up with.

  • tc says:

    I’ve often dis­agreed with Aaron (whom I’ve nev­er met) on this site’s pre­de­cessor. But I’m pretty sure that he’s incap­able of pre­tend­ing to be “Peter Grayson.” He’s a)too hon­est, b) too smart, and c) is so far from being an asshole that he could­n’t fake it if he wanted to. Which I don’t think he does.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Oh, TC, that was sweet. Along with your Team Kenney T‑shirt and WigHat I’m also going to send you a lim­ited edi­tion I Heart Aaron tem­por­ary tattoo.

  • bemo says:

    »
    I think you con­fuse Self-Awaria with Knee-*Jerk*-Reactionia.
    Great extra­pol­at­ive skills, by the byt.
    Wait. Did I write “great”? Must be the grass.

  • tc says:

    I must say the repeated “WigHat” ref­er­ences make me won­der if we’re up against D***d E*******n.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Boy, the things you miss when you’re sit­ting in the ER. I haven’t been in a flame war of this ilk since I ticked off old Ann Althouse.
    Still, we’ve got­ten a bit off-topic. Peter, if I say “my bad,” res­cind the “f***ing p***k” crack, and add “pretty please,” can we cease with the ever-spiralling ad homenizing?

  • Bob says:

    I actu­ally com­men­ted on the ini­tial blog post – but MA and I got way­laid by an issue related to, well, intel­lec­tu­al snob­bery and the whole “the world is going to hell in a hand­bas­ket and everything was just great forty years ago” (which is repeated every forty years).
    But, here’s the thing, even giv­en the oth­er duties of a full time crit­ic and the whole get­ting to the theat­er issue and the actu­al watch­ing of the movies issue, he STILL seems to be an incred­ibly fast writer. I don’t know about you pros, but this semi-pro takes prob­ably two or three hours to write a fairly ser­i­ous review (say, 700 or words or s0), some­times longer. Of course, if I had edit­ors, copy edit­ors, and proofread­ers to clean up all my mis­takes for me, maybe I could bash out that “unchal­len­ging copy” more quickly.
    Frankly, he is a good writer, but I totally take Glenn’s point.
    And, Peter Grayson, I hope that you work at some­thing you find to be abso­lutely no fun, because I guess you think that’s the only real work. I would­n’t want you to think less of yourself.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Thanks, Bob. These are some points well worth address­ing. As I said in the post, I con­sider Atkinson a pro­voc­at­ive and often astute crit­ic. And yes, his out­put is envi­ably prodigious—of late, I’ve enjoyed his lengthy evis­cer­a­tions of some of his more politically-minded com­menters on the Zero For Conduct blog. And that said, I doubt that he would deny that there’s a polem­ic­al ele­ment in almost all his work. That is, that if he’s going to lob the kind of argu­ment­at­ive gren­ades that he does in the blog and Brooklyn Rail piece, he can­’t pos­sibly believe that the rest of us are going to stand by and say, “Why, look, there’s a rhet­or­ic­al gren­ade being thrown our way, let’s just stand here and let it blow up on us.” Does any­body think that he would say such things, and that every­body else in some related field would respond, “That’s a jolly good point, I’ll sum­mar­ily go about giv­ing up every hope of mak­ing a live­li­hood out of film cri­ti­cism”? Of course he would­n’t. He was try­ing to start a fight, and I was try­ing to give him one. Didn’t quite work out, alas.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    Bob, I work in Immigration. Most thank­less, tedi­ous job in the world. I’ve hated every moment of it since I star­ted back in 1973, when, due to cir­cum­stances, I had vir­tu­ally no choice but to take the job. That does­n’t mean I don’t love my daugh­ter to death, because I do, and now it looks like I have. Please don’t take that the wrong way, Clara. I know she’s read­ing this because she’s the one who turned me on to this web­site. Anyway, you kids don’t have to worry about me clog­ging up your com­ments sec­tion after tonight. I’ve been per­fectly con­tent to stay on the side­lines for all of these dis­cus­sions so far, and I have no prob­lem going back to doing that. I’m just glad I got a chance to get my two cents in. Nothing that any of you has said has changed my mind one bit. I might be deaf in my left ear, but I can still hear per­fectly. My voice has­n’t soun­ded this clear to me since the night my fath­er died. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go get in bed and watch Big Rig, some doc­u­ment­ary I bought myself as an early father­’s day gift, along with Fanny and Alexander and Typhoon, a Korean movie about nuc­le­ar ter­ror­ism. I can only assume that a good per­cent­age of you will be watch­ing There Will Be Blood for the 20th time. Enjoy.

  • msic says:

    So much of this argu­ment, not to men­tion Atkinson’s ori­gin­al claims, and the American mar­ket he’s describ­ing to a miser­able T, are largely pre­dic­ated on a mis­con­cep­tion about intel­lec­tu­al labor. Since it is not *exactly the fuck­ing same* as spend­ing eight hours driv­ing a truck or fit­ting pipes, we are lazy entitled para­sites. What drivel.
    I make it a point to nev­er viol­ate Godwin’s Law, but when I ori­gin­ally read the Atkinson piece my mind imme­di­ately shot back to that scene in “The Counterfeiters.” Solly arrives at the new cell­b­lock print shop, pauses to sur­vey the area, and a Nazi guard grabs him and says some­thing like, “What are you stand­ing around for, you lazy Jew? Get to work!” At which point the Nazi com­mand­ant upbraids the guard: “Standing around? This man is *think­ing.* You should try it sometime.”

  • Dan says:

    Peter, you have a slight prob­lem here, con­cern­ing your cred­ib­il­ity and super­i­or attitude.
    What do we actu­ally know about you? That you’re a per­son who has little else to do than lurk on blogs and occa­sion­ally be insulting.
    This means you either A) are lying about hav­ing a “real job” and are just some sad, pathet­ic bas­tard who needs the atten­tion or B) you have an empty, unful­filling job that does­n’t chal­lenge you or give you enough to do, and you prob­ably don’t enjoy it, either.
    You’re not pro­vok­ing anger in me. Just pity.

  • Thomas H. says:

    What’s up with all the anger? And who is this Kenney Peter Grayson keeps mentioning???

  • Mike De Luca says:

    To think the greatest thrill Peter Grayson will have had in his life is to strip down on this blog and show the world his shortcomings.

  • Peter Grayson says:

    I remem­ber Peter Niven, De Luca, and you sir, are about as far from Niven-esque as pos­sible. But if any­one should talk about expos­ing their short­com­ings to the gen­er­al pub­lic, I guess it makes sense that it would be you.
    But ser­i­ously, thanks, kids. This has been rather thera­peut­ic for me. I shall now go back to being a silent observ­er of this web­site, but don’t think I won’t be snick­er­ing at most of your comments.
    Bill, please look into a serotonin-uptake inhib­it­or. I mean it. You sound like you’re suf­fer­ing from chron­ic depression.
    And every­one don’t for­get to read the new book that Michael Atkinson edited, Exile Cinema.

  • Marilyn says:

    Ah, the theatre of the Internet. Now that’s a new gig for a critic!

  • Keith Uhlich says:

    Peter” Niven, ay?

  • sleeper says:

    It sucks that every­body in America has a job doing some­thing they really love that isn’t phys­ic­ally demand­ing, and that they can count on hav­ing a job like it until they hit retire­ment age, regard­less of what the mar­ket forces dictate…except for film crit­ics, who, in addi­tion to (gasp!) attend­ing screen­ings at incon­veni­ent hours, (blanch!) see­ing a lot of movies that aren’t very good, and (faint!) strug­gling to get into the right frame of mind to write a movie review, now find their live­li­hood threatened by a popu­lace that’s for­got­ten how much they need and will always need movie cri­ti­cism, and by big money-grubbing cor­por­a­tions that Just Don’t Care.
    Sorry, Glenn, but I’m with Atkinson on this one; unem­ploy­ment sucks, and it sucks even more when you’re (say) accus­tomed to rel­at­ively cushy jobs and maybe con­tem­plat­ing decidedly less cushy options for the first time in a long time, but we’re all at the mercy of folks who decide wheth­er or not what we do is worth pay­ing for, and com­plain­ing about how movie cri­ti­cism is harder than it looks and takes more time than you think and hence you deserve to always be able to make a liv­ing at it…well, it kind of starts to sound like self-important whin­ing after a while. Peter Grayson sounds like a dick (can any­one who ends more than one purportedly-serious state­ment in a row with “Bwahahahaha!” be oth­er­wise?), but he’s right about the basic point behind Atkinson’s post: if you can­’t make ends meet doing A, start look­ing for a B, because cling­ing to A like it’s your god-given right will get you approx­im­ately nowhere. Your abil­ity to make a liv­ing has noth­ing what­so­ever to do with the intrins­ic value of your work; sadly, it’s about con­vin­cing the right people to pay you and keep pay­ing you. And that’s all it’s about, wheth­er you’re Roger Ebert or some dude hunched over a con­vey­or belt on an assembly line.

  • bill says:

    But here’s my prob­lem. Sleeper, you say:
    “if you can­’t make ends meet doing A, start look­ing for a B, because cling­ing to A like it’s your god-given right will get you approx­im­ately nowhere.”
    Who, pre­cisely, has said that mak­ing a liv­ing being a film crit­ic was any­body’s God-given right? Nobody. But if you HAVE made your liv­ing as a film crit­ic for a long peri­od of time, only to find your­self abruptly out of a job, it’s reas­on­able to want to look for work in that same field. And it is also reas­on­able to get angry when someone pub­licly claims, in midst of this job search, that what you’ve been doing for a liv­ing is not some­thing any­one should aspire to, because it’s not an actu­al job.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Sleeper—
    I believe I’ve cre­ated the wrong impres­sion, giv­en the num­ber of people who seem to think my quar­rel with Atkinson is an ill-disguised self-pitying wail apro­pos my own lay­off and job pro­spects. I’d have said the same thing if I still had my cushy job, or any cushy job. (What defines a job as “cushy,” by the way? The amount of anxi­ety you DON“T have in per­form­ing it?) Nobody who’s post­ing com­ments here—well, almost nobody—has any idea what I’m up to in terms of cur­rent or pro­spect­ive employ­ment, first off, and there’s a reas­on for that. Also, Michael Atkinson’s advice about how to make ends meet pretty much means sweet fuck­all to me—I’m a grown man, I can take care of that shit myself. As I said before, I’m not down. And I’m not complaining.
    What I object to is Atkinson’s know-somethingish bluster, and I am more than a little bemused to see a guy who writes for—at least part of—his liv­ing give the sig­nal to the money boys that writ­ing ain’t no big thing. That’s pretty much all. Not “the world owes me a liv­ing because I’m so clev­er.” Where that exactly is in the ori­gin­al post I can­’t quite see.

  • Tech, no lust says:

    Mr. Grayson -
    Might one be able to find you on IMDB under your real name?
    Typhoon > There Will Be Blood? Yeah, ok, whatever.…

  • vadim says:

    Oddly enough, I make my own money, my dad’s prob­ably dead (we don’t know) and if any­thing I’ll end up pay­ing off his debts, and my mom makes enough to sus­tain her­self and no more. And I’ve worked day jobs too!
    So are we done with the knee-jerk assump­tions yet? About every­one who does­n’t have the pleas­ure of being you?

  • Insider says:

    I remem­ber someone at that paper Michael Atkinson used to work at equat­ing Michael’s abil­ity to see a movie and turn a review in to one of the world’s mys­ter­ies: Like, some­times he’d get two or three or four screen­ers one morn­ing and he’d have reviews of all of them in his edit­or­’s inbox by the next morn­ing (at the latest). Not that Michael’s reviews ever sound rushed, but they do feel like purges, no? So there’s your con­text, if any­one is look­ing for one: Writing comes easy to Michael, and it’s either a sign of his self-absorption or total obli­vi­ous­ness, that he feels it’s the same with every­one else.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    This also touches some­thing M.A. wrote in the first post quoted in “Brooklyn Rail,” called “Fireworks”, when he describes what David Ansen does/did and then notes, “The cops, bar­tenders, uni­on agents, man­agers, edit­ors and pub­lic school teach­ers I know would look on that job as a vaca­tion.” This pro­nounce­ment serves two func­tions: it announces Atkinson’s bona-fides as a den­iz­en of the “real world”—we’re meant to infer that Ansen would nev­er mingle with such ple­bi­ans, leav­ing whatever con­tact would be neces­sary at a giv­en time to his inden­tured eunuch—and it executes a nice left-wing reversal of an old wing­nut theme, cur­rently cir­cu­lat­ing as “Barack Obama is a latte-sipping elit­ist out of touch with the American people.” Feh.
    I’ve always con­sidered myself ter­rific­ally for­tu­nate to have been able to make a liv­ing at this game. And you know what? When I dis­cuss the work I do with the bar­tenders and cops of my acquaint­ance, they may say “cool job” or some such thing, but they nev­er act affron­ted that I get paid for my labor, or state that they’d be able to switch places with me because what I do sounds like a vaca­tion to them. They respect what I do just as I respect what they do, bar­tenders par­tic­u­larly. But maybe I know nicer, more-well mannered cops and bar­tenders than Atkinson does.
    Okay, all that said, let me fur­ther state that (even in spite of my overly pissy and inap­pro­pri­ate update) I am quite look­ing for­ward to read­ing “Exile Cinema.” If someone wants to point me to a copy that already has Joshua Clover’s con­tri­bu­tion scissored out, I’d be mighty grate­ful. You think this has been bad, you don’t even wanna get me star­ted on THAT guy…

  • Dan says:

    Here’s what I want to know: who thinks see­ing movies you don’t WANT to see, as a pro­fes­sion­al require­ment, is fun? I can­’t ima­gine any crit­ic wak­ing up in the morn­ing and say­ing “Today is a good day, because I’m going to see ‘Bratz!’ For free! And get paid to write deep thoughts about it!”

  • Josh says:

    The argu­ment is kind of ana­log­ous to the one fre­quently made about ball­play­ers and enter­tain­ers, albeit on a much smal­ler scale, in that A) the ones who do their job well spend a lot more time on it than they do on the field or on the set and B) they’re the ones that put the asses in seats. No one ever bought a tick­et because it was Steinbrenner’s team or Sony’s studio.
    These news­pa­pers are not cut­ting their costs so that they can charge us less, or because it improves their product in some way; they’re cut­ting their costs so that they can make big­ger profits. And most of them are still mak­ing a profit, with or without their film critic.
    Some people are for­tu­nate enough to have jobs that they love. If J. Hoberman is the only reas­on I and many oth­ers pick up the Voice every week, then he’s earn­ing his mea­ger salary. Why would I begrudge him that? Bitter jeal­ousy is the only reas­on I can think of. Certainly, plenty of people make more money doing less valu­able work.

  • Marilyn says:

    I’d like to com­ment on what Peter Grayson has said. Yes, he’s been con­des­cend­ing and insult­ing, even a bit inco­her­ent, which as someone over 45, reminds me of myself dur­ing one of my “golden” moments. But he’s also right that our abil­ity to see, read about, and write on a com­puter about movies is a lux­ury that many of us accept as a neces­sity because we’ve nev­er had to go without. While I don’t agree that film cri­ti­cism is less worthy as a human pur­suit than oth­er forms of gain­ful employment–the arts in all their forms, includ­ing cri­ti­cism, are abso­lutely vital to the health of any society–I can see how someone work­ing in immig­ra­tion, see­ing a lot of people from des­per­ate cir­cum­stances (I ima­gine) happy to get a job wash­ing dishes, might think this belly-aching about movies is just a little more than trite.
    As for Atkinson, he’s just doing the new thing in journ­al­ism– act­ing as pro­vocateur to gen­er­ate all that buzz that will keep him employed.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Well put, Marilyn. And let me reit­er­ate: I con­sider myself very for­tu­nate to have forged a career as a (mostly) well-compensated media professional.But make no mis­take: all the good for­tune in the world would­n’t have mattered if I had­n’t applied a pretty strong work eth­ic to that career. And if men­tion­ing that makes me self-important, so be it.

  • Marilyn says:

    Thanks, Glenn. I feel the same way about hav­ing been able to make writ­ing and edit­ing a career (I do the movie stuff for fun). It was rel­at­ively easy for me to find a way into pub­lish­ing, and for that I am grate­ful. And, yes, a strong work eth­ic is import­ant to remain in this world because many aspire to it and, unfor­tu­nately, the oppor­tun­it­ies to get in at some­thing like a liv­ing wage (or even not) seem to have shrunk con­sid­er­ably since I star­ted out. I, too, think Atkinson’s cava­lier atti­tude was just what writers don’t need!

  • Marilyn says:

    So has this all been Internet theatre? Hilarious!

  • bill says:

    Huh. If the cir­cum­stan­tial evid­ence offered above is more than merely a coin­cid­ence, then this would­n’t be the first time that a, er, writer has hopped into the com­ments sec­tion of a film blog, using the name of one of his char­ac­ters, and star­ted act­ing like a worth­less dickhead.
    Even if this IS a coin­cid­ence, I would still like to point out that the nov­el in ques­tion is one of the many self-published books one can find on Amazon that has mys­ter­i­ously gen­er­ated noth­ing but five-star reviews. That must mean it’s really good!

  • av says:

    As soon as “Mr. Grayson” dropped the name of his daugh­ter – Clara, it all star­ted to make per­fect sense. The style, the tone of voice, the mes­sage – it’s all here:
    http://jonjost.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/parabens-clarinha/
    http://jonjost.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/talking-dogs-and-other-pleasures/ etc. etc.
    Those who remem­ber his posts to the Frameworks mail­ing list would also recog­nize the hand of the Master.

  • Jon Jost says:

    The above anonym­ous “av,” pre­sum­ably a read­er of Frameworks, is as astute in his per­cept­ive­ness in read­ing as per­haps he is in his (unknown) views on film, etc. For Mr. AV’s inform­a­tion, I ain’t “Grayson” and I nev­er use or resort to fake names, anonym­ity, etc.
    So carry on the detect­ive work. (This com­ment owing to a “ref­er­ence” list­ing on my blog.)

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I nev­er thought av’s sur­mise held any water, but thanks for clear­ing this up.
    And what fun it’s been to revis­it this thread!