Housekeeping

Department of trying NOT to start a pissing contest

By June 16, 2008No Comments

Oh my.

I see that the kids over at The House Next Door have gone and begun post­ing the epic pod­cast fea­tur­ing myself, the delight­ful and trenchant Karina Longworth (Spoutblog), and stal­wart hosts Vadim Rizov and John Lichman…not to men­tion House honcho, record­ist, and host­ing pinch-hitter Keith Uhlich…that was pro­duced as part of Rizov/Lichman’s infam­ous “Live” at Grassroots Tavern series. For those of you unfam­il­ar with the concept of this series, it involves every­body meet­ing at St. Mark’s Place’s very “char­ac­tery” bar and get­ting bombed and dis­cuss­ing the cine­mat­ic issues of the day. I’m not going to dis­cuss my own intake, but as the thing has been divided into three parts, I can see that we did go on.

I do, how­ever, very much want to state for the record that I had noth­ing to do with the title of the pod­cast, which involves some small mock­ery of an Entertainment Weekly crit­ic who was, among oth­er things, quite kind to me on those occa­sions that I spoke to her at Cannes. As it hap­pens, said title is a ref­er­ence to some­thing this crit­ic sup­posedly fumed dur­ing the cluster­fuck that was the wait to get into the press screen­ing for James Gray’s Two Lovers back on the Croisette, not that I heard it myself. And in fact, if she did indeed say it, I don’t blame her. But I don’t even remem­ber if Lichman/RIzov/Uhlich/Longworth/myself even got into that incid­ent. Maybe we did, and maybe you can hear me beg­ging them not to use their pro­posed title. But use it they did. You can­’t get these kids to listen these days, I tell ya. 

So Lisa, if you’re read­ing this, I know “I did­n’t do it” is the Bart Simpson defense, but really—I did­n’t do it!

That aside, the pod­cast may have some enter­tain­ment value for many of you. 

Speaking of kids, I learned dur­ing the record­ing ses­sion that the suave and debon­air Mr. Rizov is, like, 12. Okay, he’s over 21, obviously—they do card at Grassroots—but not by much. This strikes fright­en­ingly close to the heart of the fal­lacy inher­ent in the 30-something Nathan Lee’s con­stant plaints that big media does­n’t employ enough young film writers, e.g., NONE OF US ARE ACTUALLY GETTING ANY YOUNGER. I dare say that a drink­ing ses­sion with Vadim would have even Lee recall­ing Marvell’s immor­tal lines, “But at my back I always hear/Time’s winged chari­ot draw­ing near…”

UPDATE: Never mind. See com­ment below. And check out the podcasts!

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  • Aaron Aradillas says:

    It should be noted that the lovely Ms. Schwarzbaum addressed this “inter­na­tion­al incid­ent” in a blog post at EW.com. Here’s the link:
    http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/05/the-unbearable.html
    Just doing my part to keep the peace.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Wow, I gotta read the EW Popwatch blog more reg­u­larly. I kinda feel a little like Emily Litella at the moment…

  • lichman says:

    yes, may the record show that glenn nor karina had any say in the title.
    it was entirely my concept and done with a tongue firmly in cheek.
    and if first-time listen­ers are dis­turbed at this title, may I also refer them to this one: Will Smith…
    http://www.thehousenextdooronline.com/2008/03/lichman-rizov-live-at-grassroots-tavern.html

  • Good ol’ Grass Roots. That was a real haunt dur­ing my NYU filmschool days.
    That and B’way Charlie’s, which had a three-legged dog and where the san­it­a­tion work­ers would roll in just before last call for a dol­lar shot of Fleischman’s.
    Or the Dugout, next to Variety Photoplays, which advert­ised “Frosty mugs o’ beer – 50 cents” and had a “FREE BUFFET!” every St. Pat’s. (Featured items: One plastic bowl of ice­berg lettuce, and anoth­er of creamed corn.)
    Or Adam and Eve’s, which had cheap pitch­ers and dol­lar footlong hot­dogs and was open all night, until someone was stabbed in the vestibule.
    I will draw no infer­ences from the fact that most of these places closed shortly after I graduated.
    Still, I’m glad to see the Grass Roots is still around. I haven’t been in it for a long long time – mostly because the last time I was there, I used the bath­room and all the power in the place went out. “Damnit,” the bar­tender shouted, “someone flushed the toi­let again!”
    Great bar. I think if you squint, some­times late at night you can see Sport and Iris at a back table.

  • Joel says:

    Wow. I hung out at Grassroots at least twice a week, from ’97 to ’99, and I lived far far away in Brooklyn. Is there still a dog walk­ing around with a glow stick around its neck?

  • vadim says:

    Negtive on the dog, sorry to say. I live out on Jefferson St. off the L, yet I’m still there 1–3 times a week. Someone start a neigh­bor­hood bar please.

  • Herman Scobie says:

    I’m sure any offense will be off­set by the very flat­ter­ing photo of LS, a lady who once gave me a look of mild curiosity.

  • Hi Glenn (or is it Glen w/ 1 n?),
    I am mak­ing a doc­u­ment­ary called The Indie Film Bloggers, about blog­gers & oth­er people who write about indie film on the web; http://indiefilmbloggersmovie.blogspot.com/. Let me know if you are inter­ested in find­ing out more about the pro­ject to see if you are inter­ested in par­ti­cip­at­ing in it/being inter­viewed for it (e‑mail me at: wilddiner@aol.com).
    [i did­n’t see a con­tact link for you at the blog, so i am leav­ing this comment]
    Thanks!
    – Sujewa
    http://www.diyfilmmaker.blogspot.com/
    http://indiefilmbloggersmovie.blogspot.com/

  • Lisa Schwarzbaum says:

    Hey! Can I just say? I’ve waited for plenty at Cannes! (Just not for fuck­ing James Gray at a 10:30pm screening.)
    Pretty in pink I remain,