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Jean Luc Godard and me: three decades, three scenes

By July 16, 2008No Comments

SCENE THE FIRST

Early winter, 1968. 26 Ranger Road, Dumont, New Jersey

GLENN KENNY, nine years old, is sit­ting at the din­ing room table, por­ing over the Grove Press “film book” of Godard’s “Masculine Feminine.” His moth­er, AMELIA, is dust­ing around the din­ing room and liv­ing room. 

GLENN (look­ing up from the book): Mom, why do think it is that Godard wears sunglasses all the time?

AMELIA (con­tinu­ing to dust): I’d ima­gine it’s some sort of affectation.

GLENN: What’s an affectation?

AMELIA (not unaf­fec­tion­ately): Go look it up. 

SCENE THE SECOND

Fall, 1977. The Show Place, 347 South Salem Street, Dover, New Jersey

RICHARD HELL AND THE VOIDOIDS have just com­pleted a set, in sup­port of their recently released debut album “Blank Generation.” GLENN KENNYem>, just recently turned 18, hov­ers around the dress­ing room just off the main bar of this strip club turned part-time punk rock ven­ue. Entering the dress­ing room, he intro­duces him­self to HELL, who is loun­ging on a couch between two bottle blondes, and ROBERT QUINE, the Voidoids’ gui­tar­ist. GLENN sput­ters a good deal of fan­boy effu­sion before get­ting to a ques­tion that’s been much on his mind. 

GLENN: So, why did you put those pic­tures of Godard on the inner sleeve of Blank Generation? Is he, like, a really big influ­ence on you?

HELL (one should be able to see his eyes rolling, even though he’s wear­ing dark glasses): I don’t know, man. I just thought he was a cool guy…

(The bottle blondes laugh. Sensing a blind alley, GLENN turns his atten­tion to QUINE.)

GLENN: Hey, you put your Berklee School of Music ID on the inner sleeve, I’ve gotta couple of friends who are going to Berklee and they’re all into Chicago and stuff…

QUINE: Not surprising…when I went there every­body wanted to end up play­ing in the Tonight Show Orchestra…

They step off to the bar to con­tin­ue their chat.

SCENE THE THIRD

Late Spring, 1986. The north foy­er (not even the lobby!) of the Parker Meridian Hotel, West 56th Street entrance, New York, New York

GLENN, 25, newly hired as an Associate Editor at Video Review magazine, is unchar­ac­ter­ist­ic­ally early for a break­fast meet­ing with a con­sumer elec­tron­ics exec­ut­ive. He sits on a bench in the foy­er, enjoy­ing a cigar­ette, a copy of Bely’s “Saint Petersburg,” a book he will not fin­ish until sev­er­al years from now, on his lap.

Enter JEAN-LUC GODARD, from the lobby. Slightly dishevelled, wear­ing a tweed blazer, tight plaid shirt and dark blue slacks, car­ry­ing an unlit che­root, he gazes out into the street, nervously. 

GLENN (interi­or mono­logue): Holy shit. It’s Godard. Man, he must be in town to work on that pro­ject with Mailer I read about…is his English any good? Should I try to talk to him? Maybe he’ll be impressed that I’m read­ing Bely…I won­der if he needs an assist­ant or some­thing? Oh, crap, what am I saying…I just got this job, and it was­n’t easy. Still, how cool could that con­ceiv­ably be…and even aside from that, I should tell him some­thing about the fact that I’ve been such a fan for so many…

GODARD re-enters the lobby. GLENN con­tin­ues on the life path which has brought him to his cur­rent status as an unem­ployed film critic. 

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