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You stand accused of being Orson Welles

By July 19, 2008No Comments

The talk here of The Dark Knight has, in com­ments, led to talk of the next really big super­hero movie/graphic nov­el adapt­a­tion, Zack Snyder’s Watchmen, based on the book by writer Alan Moore and artist Dave Gibbons. Alan_moore_2Commenter Dan Coyle links to an Entertainment Weekly inter­view with Moore, in which his com­plete lack of interest in see­ing what Snyder does to his work, and in hav­ing pretty much any­thing to do with Hollywood, is much-discussed. The gen­tle­manly Moore does­n’t come off in the least bit churl­ish, sound­ing emin­ently reas­on­able and rather resource­ful in hav­ing got­ten to a place in his career where he need not deal with cor­por­ate inter­fer­ence of any kind, and good for him. 

I was taken a little aback by an asser­tion in the lede of the piece (which is by my old Première col­league Nisha Gopalan, who must have been thrilled to do it; she’s a graphic-novel adept from way back): “It’s no sur­prise that Moore has been accused of being com­ics’ Orson Welles — exceed­ingly tal­en­ted, if pro­foundly prickly — and per­haps in cer­tain incid­ents he’s earned that description.”

I have always thought that to be com­pared to Welles would be a major com­pli­ment. But what does it even mean to “accuse” someone of being like Welles? The facts on the ground, as opposed to the fab­ric­a­tions and sug­ges­tions of Kael’s “Raising Kane,” indic­ate that, whatever his quirks or weak­nesses, Welles was more sinned against than sin­ning. “Profoundly prickly?” Are they talk­ing about those radio ad out­takes where he cri­ti­cizes the gram­mar of the copy? Again, whatever Welles’ faults, he was­n’t known for being par­tic­u­larly prima-donnaish on his own sets. Wellesbig

Left with no sens­ible explan­a­tion, one must con­clude that the com­par­is­on speaks to a par­tic­u­lar atti­tude, a determ­ined, faux-reluctant resent­ment of the artist who won’t play ball and needs a little chas­tise­ment. By invok­ing anoth­er putat­ive mav­er­ick known for his tangles with the sys­tem, and imply­ing that the tangles were the fault of the mav­er­ick rather than the sys­tem, the art­icle is say­ing, “Boy, that Alan Moore. Talented guy, done some great stuff, but he should do him­self, and us, a favor and just get with the pro­gram. Would it kill him to give his bless­ing to the Watchmen movie, maybe do a couple of scripts? He ought to turn that bearded frown upside down! Look, the President of DC says the com­pany is still ‘great fans of his work’!”

I dunno. I fig­ure Moore’s doing pretty well for him­self, by himself. 

As for Watchmen: It’s been a while since I looked at the graph­ic novel—read it when the com­pleted book first came out, in the late ’80s. I was mondo impressed then. I thought, among oth­er things, that it achieved (to steal a phrase from Robert Christgau) a com­plex­ity of tone that’s pretty rare in any kind of art. And no way is Snyder going to be able to rep­lic­ate or even sim­u­late that. And Moore’s par­tic­u­lar brand of tragic/sardonic irony does­n’t strike me as some­thing Snyder or his col­lab­or­at­ors are even able to grasp, let alone embrace. The trail­er does look “impress­ive,” though. 

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  • Flower says:

    And no way is Snyder going to be able to rep­lic­ate or even sim­u­late that.”
    No joke, that. Any hope I had about the movie is pretty much gone after the trail­er. Fetishy panel-for-panel rep­lic­a­tions of icon­ic graph­ic nov­els are so 2007.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Oooh, I get namechecked!
    I don’t think Moore is being par­tic­u­larly prickly here. He’s had long stand­ing issues with DC man­age­ment dat­ing all the way back to Watchmen (and more spe­cific­ally, that DC pres­id­ent), plus his involve­ment in hte LXG law­suit (appar­ently there are sim­il­ar­it­ies between Larry Cohen’s script and the film… but those sim­il­ar­it­ies are not found in the ori­gin­al Moore/O’Neill series) and this is just the way it is. If he was pock­et­ing the roy­al­ties, I might feel dif­fer­ently, but he’s not.
    Moore has had a repu­ta­tion of always being hon­est and fair with his artists, as well. And been will­ing to get along. But now he has done enough and earned enough that he can write his own tick­et, and does­n’t feel like deal­ing with the noise.
    If you want Passive Agressive Prickliness, read Frank Miller’s story “Man with Pen in Head” about his cameo in Daredevil. He keeps men­tion­ing over and over “I got to meet all Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, I got to be on a movie set, but I was just ‘Man With Pen in Head’.” which ends with the scowl­ing face of Miller star­ing accus­at­or­ily out at the reader.
    The implic­a­tion is clear: Miller cre­ated Elektra, cre­ated many of the storylines Mark Steven Johnson apes to hor­rific­ally bad effect in the movie. Shouldn’t he get his cut? Shouldn’t he get a piece? Damn right he should. He’s respons­ible for all of this, and all he gets is ‘Man With Pen in Head’.
    But did he say all that to Johnson’s face? Nope. He shared a beer with Johnson after the scene (accord­ing to Johnson’s com­ment­ary) and they joked about things and Miller said how great it was to see his cre­ation on screen. Sure, Frank Miller may have been going along to get along, but there’s some­thing awfully annoy­ing about Miller try­ing to guilt the read­er for enjoy­ing the Daredevil movie, when they are power­less to fill his cof­fers, when he had the oppor­tun­ity to do the same to Johnson. It’s bull­shit, and more of why I find Frank Miller irrel­ev­ant and an over­grown child these days.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Also: the Moore/Welles com­par­is­on does­n’t work because Moore has nev­er voiced Unicron.

  • bill says:

    Yeah, that “Watchmen” trailer…I don’t know. Had I not read the com­ic, I would prob­ably be far more excited. But it’s just so slick, and that “300” slo-mo “aes­thet­ic” is all wrong. I don’t get it. I’ll still see it, but I don’t get it.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Bill, I once remem­ber a trail­er I saw being so aston­ish­ingly mov­ing that it brought me to tears. That trail­er was for “Forrest Gump” one of the worst trav­esties I’ve ever seen hit a screen. I learned then to be wary of trailers.
    This led to Dayoub’s Rule #1: “The qual­ity of a trail­er is inversely pro­por­tion­al to the qual­ity of the film it is promoting.”
    Or “Bad trail­er: good movie. Good trail­er: Bad movie.”
    A good movie usu­ally has some inef­fable qual­ity that can­’t be reduced to a trail­er, sur­prises that the trail­er usu­ally avoids show­ing to keep the sus­pense intact, etc. However, when they’ve got a bad movie on their hands, the mar­ket­ing depart­ment will pull out all the stops in show­ing every good scene they have to pro­mote it.
    Like every rule, there are excep­tions. But I rarely find any.
    Glenn, regard­ing the Orson Welles/Alan Moore com­par­is­on? I think a more apt choice of words would have been, “It’s no sur­prise that Moore has been [lauded for] being com­ics’ Orson Welles — exceed­ingly tal­en­ted, if pro­foundly prickly — and per­haps in cer­tain incid­ents he’s earned that description.”
    Even a simple change of just those two words would have got­ten the author’s point across while sid­ing with the mav­er­ick instead of the system.

  • Jürgen says:

    I’m sure I’ll see Watchmen, but I have no illu­sions that it’ll be any­where near as suc­cess­ful as the com­ic book. Moore’s work is abso­lutely ter­rif­ic & stuffed with ideas – I’m espe­cially fond of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Promethea, and Top Ten – and his atti­tude re: the adapt­a­tions makes plenty of sense to me. With the debat­able excep­tion of V for Vendetta, every single one of them has been butchered, and in inter­views, he always insists that he’s work­ing with medium-specific effects that simply can­’t be rep­lic­ated in the movies. I buy that, and it’s great that he does­n’t have to worry about it.

  • Gorilla Bob says:

    I don’t know why people just don’t do anim­ated ver­sion of these com­ics, which makes a hel­luva lot more sense then CGI crap. I haven’t liked any Batman films, and the most enjoy­able Batman stuff was the car­toon of Batman that ran on Channel 5, then on Cartoon net­work. Mainly, because it was writ­ten by actu­al com­ic book people, and they were fun. Remember when above all, com­ics were fun to read? The idea of squeez­ing Homeric mean­ing out of Superman or Joycean com­plex­ity from Batman means you should­n’t think of these things when you’re high. I’ve also felt that Moore’s The Killing Joke is the best Batman/Joker book. He takes thei rela­tion­ship all the way, to it’s logic­al conclusion.
    And Welles is still my favor­ite dir­ect­or, bar none. Don’t get me star­ted on Kael’s book, which only show­cases her weak­nesses as a crit­ic, and her almost phobic response to “artsy” films. But when films got really stu­pid, she chickened out. But she is fun to read. Anyway…

  • Krauthammer says:

    I saw the trail­er on the inter­net and was left feel­ing noth­ing really. It felt stat­ic and slick in ways that 300 did at its worst. I then saw it in the theat­er, and it was a very dif­fer­ent exper­i­ence, just SEEING the char­ac­ters on the big screen sent a shiver down my spine. I don’t think it will be a good MOVIE, but I hope it will be a nice exper­i­ence just to see it being played out.
    Also, any com­par­is­on in any way to Orson Welles can only be a com­pli­ment to any sane per­son. And it may actu­ally apply to Moore.
    Reading over this com­ment, I real­ize my writ­ing is stil­ted. Please for­give me, it’s late.

  • Liz says:

    I don’t think there’s any ques­tion that Snyder “gets” Watchmen. But can he rep­lic­ate it?
    Probably not. It’s pos­sible that it will be a worthy effort, and I’m hop­ing for the best, but I sup­port whatever involve­ment Alan Moore wants to have in adapt­a­tions of his work – even if it’s none at all.

  • Mark says:

    Glenn is spot on re: his com­ments about the tone of the book being impossible to rep­lic­ate. It’s a pity that Greengrass could­n’t get his ver­sion made, that would have been the ver­sion to see, one made by an intel­li­gent director.
    Whilst we’re talk­ing about trail­ers what are peoples favour­ites? My top three are The Abyss, Schindler’s List and Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace.

  • Sam Adams says:

    I still pine for Terry Gililam’s Watchmen. The “we did it!” scene in Brazil is proof that Gilliam can handle the tone that Snyder will surely fluff – sim­ul­tan­eously tak­ing the cos­tumed hero genre to new heights and reveal­ing its inher­ent fas­cism. Just look at what Snyder did with/to Dawn of the Dead, treat­ing it as a show­case for action spec­tacle while oblit­er­at­ing any sense of social cri­tique. Anyone who would kill off the last sur­viv­ors of the human race as an end-credits joke deserves to be smacked.

  • Axel K. says:

    Sorry, but why an adapt­a­tion should try to rep­lic­ate the ori­gin­al com­ic? I mean, we are talk­ing about two dif­fer­ent storytelling devices. Movies are not com­ics, and I guess we should give Snyder some cred­it. “Dawn of the Dead” can´t be cat­egor­ized as your usu­al Hollywood remake, and “300” was kinda of exper­i­ment­al for a big budget movie. Give the guy some respect, please, even if nobody can really adapt the com­plex world of “Watchmen” to the big screen. Not even Grengrass or Gilliam.

  • rockne says:

    Hollywood has always reminded me of that scene in Bugsy, where Warren Beatty’s char­ac­ter (Bugsy Siegel) sees a house that he wants and pro­ceeds to try and buy it simply because HE CAN. Simply because he HAS THE MONEY.
    Hollywood, the great raper of oth­er people’s and medi­um’s truly bril­liant ideas, rips away the rights from people through sheer force of will and because they have the money to be able to. Doesn’t mat­ter if a work of art stands strongly in the medi­um in which it was cre­ated. Truly, if Hollywood could find a way to remake Monet’s Water Lilies, they would. (And they’d put Kiera Knightly and James Macavoy in the main roles.)
    I, too, think Snyder’s idea of panel-for-panel graph­ic nov­el remakes needs to stop…though I know he was try­ing to do what he could to stop Hollywood from des­troy­ing the graph­ic nov­el by try­ing to put Will Smith in there with dir­ec­tion by Jon Avnet…so at least he was try­ing to sal­vage what Hollywood could have really destroyed.

  • Krauthammer says:

    Axel: We are not say­ing that the movie should be like the com­ic (at least I’M not) but Snyder’s shtick is simply recre­at­ing com­ic pan­els, he’s the one who thinks that movies and com­ics are basic­ally the same medi­um. And 300 (Which I kinda like by the way) can­not be called “exper­i­ment­al” when Sin City (Which I love)came out the pre­vi­ous year. All I can hope for is to see scenes from the com­ic played out on the big screen with rel­at­ive accur­acy to it’s look, but I don’t think that Snyder can rep­lic­ate its soul.

  • Matt Miller says:

    Sam Adams: Terry Gilliam is all wrong for Watchmen, both styl­ist­ic­ally and them­at­ic­ally. I get that people got attached to the idea of him doing it in the late 80s, but his sense of inter­ject­ing whimsy into dark­ness is almost the oppos­ite of what a prop­er Watchmen adapt­a­tion calls for.

  • don lewis says:

    See, if I hear of someone get­ting com­pared to (or “accused” of being…which is weird, you’re right G.K.) Welles, I’d think that refers to someone who peaked waaaay early and nev­er really matched their early artist­ic out­put. Like…Axl Rose or something.
    And although I *liked* the WATCHMEN graph­ic nov­el, the trail­er looked cool but unim­press­ive. Kind of vap­id really. But in Snyder’s defense, I’m not sure if you posters saw this but he’s going to release a DVD of the story about the ghost ship-that’s con­tained in the WATCHMEN graph­ic novel‑a month or two before the movie hits. He’s also filmed all the seg­ments of back­story and I’m pretty sure he’s going to release them on the web. So, I believe in the guy in that he’s try­ing to do right be the source mater­i­al. Yet I also agree with poster “Flower” that recre­at­ing com­ic book pan­els for the big screen is so passé.

  • To get away from “Watchmen,” and back to Glenn’s ori­gin­al point, I think the theme of sev­er­al of the Welles nar­rat­ives – and obvi­ously Kael, and Bogdanovich, had com­pet­ing ones – is that he did­n’t stick around long enough to see things DONE.
    Even Welles’ apo­lo­gists – and lord knows, Barbara Leaming was a huge one – still seem to acknow­ledge this. (“Ambersons” needed its final cut and – hey, it’s off to South America!)
    Yes, there were, espe­cially in later years, reas­ons for all of this (chiefly, the need to act in crap to raise money for won­der­ful shot-on-the-fly pic­tures like “Othello” and “Chimes at Midnight.”) And I would agree that Welles was treated far more dread­fully by the stu­di­os than he ever treated them.
    But – as in every rela­tion­ship – the per­son with the power is ALWAYS going to have the upper hand over the per­son without.
    And, in the end, I think great movies are a mara­thon of minu­ti­ae (Is this shot right? Does that effect work? Was that the best take?)And I don’t think that Welles, admit­tedly one of the few authen­t­ic geni­uses that American cinema ever pro­duced – being born out of the work-in-progress, we’ll-fix-it-later world of theat­er – had the patience for it.
    Thanks for this post. So much more inter­est­ing than pars­ing “Dark Knight” grosses.

  • Axel K. says:

    My main com­plain about the trail­er is the “from the vis­ion­ary…” tag. I don´t think it helps either the movie or even Snyder himself.

  • Owain Wilson says:

    I com­pletely agree with Axel K. I actu­ally laughed when the “From The Visionary Director Of …” came on screen. You just have to watch Day Of The Dead and 300 to know what a joke that is.
    I have nev­er read the graph­ic nov­el but I know roughly what it’s about. As a movie­go­er I watched the trail­er and thought, “looks like the same old shit”.
    As for Alan Moore, the guy can say and do as he damn well pleases. If he isn’t inter­ested in movies, or big screen adapt­a­tions of his work, why should he pre­tend otherwise?

  • Dan says:

    A few notes:
    1) Like it or not, Welles in the American con­scious­ness denotes the unreal­ist­ic, isol­ated artist who can­’t get with it. Of course if you know any­thing about the his­tory of Welles, it’s B.S. But the same is true with ANY American icon; any­body ever talk about Samuel Clemens being sloppy with his money or George Washington being a pretty plod­ding tactician?
    2) It’s not a fair com­par­is­on in the least as I think Moore is one of the few com­ics greats of the ’80s to keep his shit togeth­er (wit­ness the dis­sol­u­tion of Frank Miller), patch­work con­tract filler like “The Black Dossier” aside. Moore can do subtle, clev­er work but he can also play to the crowds; wit­ness the utterly hil­ari­ous “Top 10”.
    3) Let’s not low­ball Snyder just yet: it’s worth remem­ber­ing the guy has yet to have com­plete con­trol over his work. “Dawn of the Dead” was obvi­ously driv­en by the pro­du­cer and screen­writers (hence the patch­work mess of a script) and “300” was dic­tated entirely by Frank Miller. I think “Watchmen” marks the first time the guy’s made a film where he can unre­servedly grab the damn wheel, story­wise. So let’s see what happens.

  • bill says:

    Tony – I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a trail­er I thought was spec­tac­u­lar and then ended up com­pletely hat­ing the film, or vice versa. But I did­n’t really HATE the “Watchmen” trail­er. I just thought it seemed…off. Impressive, but off. I’m still reserving judgment.
    And why is every­one act­ing as though Snyder makes noth­ing but com­ic book movies that slav­ishly adhere to the com­ic pan­els? He has­n’t even made ONE of those. “300”, whatever its faults, does­n’t do that. Sure, there are shots scattered through­out that are lif­ted from the com­ic, but it’s not exactly “Sin City”.

  • bill says:

    Oh, and as for the Welles/Moore com­par­is­on: of course, it’s a com­pli­ment, but Kael’s view of Welles holds fast, for whatever reas­on. I remem­ber see­ing Anthony LaPaglia inter­viewed by Charlie Rose a long time ago, and LaPaglia said that Welles was a hero of his, and went on to talk about Welles’s hard­ships, and how those made him even more admir­able. Rose, idi­ot that he is, said some­thing like, “But in Welles’s case, did­n’t he really bring all his troubles on him­self?” Finding out the truth about why Welles’s career fol­lowed the path it did is easy enough, but not as easy as going along with received wisdom.

  • Campaspe says:

    I know noth­ing of Watchmen, but thanks for this. I tire of the lazy invoc­a­tion of Welles as a geni­us run amok and impossible to deal with. Many people were will­ing to take huge cuts in salar­ies to work with him (pic­ture people doing that for the exceed­ingly tal­en­ted, but TRULY prickly Otto Preminger) and Welles was usu­ally spoken of with great fond­ness. And, as he reminded people repeatedly in later years, to no avail, he was per­fectly cap­able of stay­ing on time and on budget, as he did with Touch of Evil.
    I could go on–Welles left very clear edit­ing instruc­tions for Ambersons, for example, and I can­’t under­stand why he is blamed for that movie’s evis­cer­a­tion, and not the stu­dio, which made the decision, and Robert Wise, who did the edit­ing and did­n’t even try to save the footage–but I have clearly already outed myself as a Welles apologist.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    And why is every­one act­ing as though Snyder makes noth­ing but com­ic book movies that slav­ishly adhere to the com­ic pan­els? He has­n’t even made ONE of those. “300”, whatever its faults, does­n’t do that. Sure, there are shots scattered through­out that are lif­ted from the com­ic, but it’s not exactly “Sin City”.”
    Thanks, Bill. I think you have a val­id point about Snyder. It’s easy to jump on the band­wag­on, as you poin­ted out in your com­ment about Welles, “Finding out the truth about why Welles’s career fol­lowed the path it did is easy enough, but not as easy as going along with received wis­dom.” But the truth is Snyder has shown a lot of promise.
    His next pro­ject may have to be a wholly ori­gin­al one to dis­pel some of the notions about him. Hopefully “Watchmen” will be suc­cess­ful enough to allow him to do just that.

  • lazarus says:

    I for one am glad Snyder is doing this instead of Gilliam or Greengrass. The former would have made it too much HIS pic­ture, and his filmo­graphy is as uneven as it is unique and admir­able. And if Synder is likely to go over­board in recre­at­ing the pan­els of the source mater­i­al itself, Greengrass has a total lack of com­pos­i­tion­al identity–however intel­li­gent and sens­it­ive to the themes he may be I don’t think the hand­held style would be appro­pri­ate for Watchmen at all.
    As men­tioned above, the fact that Snyder is eager to bring the Tales of the Black Freighter com­ic and sup­ple­ment­al mater­i­als to the audi­ence in one form or anoth­er shows he is far from a Watchmen neo­phyte, under­stands the depth and meta nature of the work, etc.
    I thought the trail­er looked like crap too, but I’m still giv­ing him the bene­fit of the doubt. With fin­gers crossed for luck. My com­plaints so far revolve around the youth of the cast, and the non-Nordic appear­ance of the guy who’s play­ing Ozymandias, and if the act­ing is good, I can let it go.

  • Am I the only one who thinks that Moore’s work is grossly overrated?
    I loved Watchmen when I read it back in col­lege, but I’ve looked at some of his oth­er work lately and it is really poor storytelling.
    For example:
    In “the Killing Joke”, Batman vis­its the Joker in Arkham and holds his hand, say­ing (basic­ally) we’re going to end up killing each oth­er, lets talk about it.” When Batman lets go of his hand and finds it covered in white, only then does he real­ize that his arch-nemesis is really just a decoy in makeup. Does the world’s greatest detect­ive not know the facial struc­ture of the Joker?
    The League Of Ex Gents ref­er­ences plenty of lit­er­ary char­ac­ters, but the stor­ies bring the char­ac­ters down to a pulp level instead of bring­ing the read­er to any deep­er under­stand­ing of them.
    Anyone else out there feel the same way?

  • Dan says:

    Alan…um…no, not really. “League” was writ­ten to be a parody/ripping yarn, and in con­sult­ing my copy of “Killing Joke”, I see that the open­ing you dis­cuss shows the Joker in almost total shad­ow until the rev­el­a­tion in question.
    I don’t think either is abso­lutely per­fect, mind you, but I’m not going to shred the guy for not hit­ting a per­fect, bases-loaded home run every single time. He’s pretty con­sist­ently a good writer, when it comes to comics.

  • bill says:

    From Hell” is abso­lutely aston­ish­ing. It’s a masterpiece.

  • Jim Treacher says:

    Speaking of going along with received wis­dom, nobody’s brought up the fact that Moore slammed 300 without hav­ing seen it. Is he so eager for reas­ons to dis­tance him­self from his per­ceived adversar­ies that he’s will­ing to dis­miss anoth­er artist’s work sight unseen? I think “churl­ish” is quite an apt word for that, actually.

  • bill says:

    Jim – I think the accus­a­tions that “300” is homo­phobic and racist are pretty knee-jerk myself, but, while I see your point, do you really think that if Moore did see the movie he would change his mind about it? If that’s what he thought of the com­ic, that’s what he’ll think about the movie.

  • Dan says:

    Jim…nah. The com­ic is the movie. Snyder did­n’t change a damn thing, but, then, he could­n’t, as Miller was pretty much run­ning the show.
    Bill, I think racist and homo­phobic is a little much myself but it’s also a pretty fair question.
    Of course, one can make the same point about “Watchmen”, which, while an excel­lent book, has taken its share of brick­bats (most of them deserved) from the entitled she-nerds in com­ics fandom.

  • If I may play the con­trari­an, I’ve nev­er seen “Raising Kane” as an attack on Welles; rather, I read it as an attempt to get cred­it for Mankiewicz, which isn’t incom­pat­ible with Welles being a geni­us. I don’t doubt that there are fab­ric­a­tions in it – since there seems to be a con­sensus about that – but if you look at (say) Kael’s review of Falstaff it’s pretty clear she thinks that Welles was more sinned against than sinner.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Point taken, Scott. It’s a per­son­al fail­ing of mine that I’ve nev­er been quite able to get past Kael’s silly attempt, in “Raising Kane,” to cast the “Are you still eat­ing?” “I’m still hungry!” exchange in the “Declaration of Principles” scene as a fat joke at Welles’ expense. She abso­lutely deserves all cred­it pos­sible for her sens­it­iv­ity to “Chimes at Midnight,” a film Kael rue­fully pre­dicted would nev­er get its due. As of this writ­ing she remains correct.

  • John says:

    Snyder is just abso­lutely the wrong guy.
    It’s as if they had taken Lord Of The Rings away from Boorman and Jackson, suc­ces­ively, and giv­en it to Stephen Sommers.
    You want to know why Zack Snyder is mak­ing Watchmen? Here’s my guess. He made 300. 300 is adap­ted from a com­ic book. 300 was a big hit; fur­ther­more, it was the kind of unchal­len­ging, simple-minded, full-body-slam-state of the art-Arclight air strike of a film that a lot of mod­ern execs love to see made because it makes ’em feel like the own­ers of the team that just won the Superbowl.
    So they looked at Watchmen and said, “Hey, this is based on a com­ic book too! So give it Snyder. He can do com­ic books. Plus, he won’t screw it up with any wimpy ambi­gu­ity that’d make the 15 year old boys uncom­fort­able, like Gilliam or Greengrass or Darren Aranofsky would’ve; he’ll just give us lotsa hard core ACTION.” (I’m not say­ing this is actu­ally true of Snyder, but I’m sure it’s what was sup­posed about him.) So he got the green­light. And, des­pite admir­ing what he brought to a totally unes­cec­cary Dawn Of The Dead remake (mainly, a lot of energy, a cer­tain ruth­less­ness, and sense of know­ing when to get out of a good act­or’s way) I don’t think Snyder is cap­able of even remotely doing this mater­i­al justice. Watchmen deserves a dir­ect­or of equal stature and ambi­tion, one that feels no oblig­a­tion to mod­ern Hollywood storytelling con­ven­tions: Schrader, Scorcese, Bertolucci, Stone, Cameron.
    And the reas­on why I’m focus­ing so much on poor hap­less Zack Snyder, as opposed to the stu­dio suits who made it on the cheap, in Canada, with largely a cast of no-names, and seem to have severely skimped on the effects? The “from the Visionary Director of 300” cred­it. BLEAARRGH. Zack Snyder is now the vis­ion­ary of Watchmen? NO. SEE ABOVE.