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McG talks the talk

By July 28, 2008No Comments

I did­n’t go to ComicCon—and to be per­fectly real­ist­ic about it, I rather doubt I ever will—but the bright young things at Spout blog did, and their cov­er­age has been exhaust­ive, to say the least. Kevin Buist’s report on the pan­el on Terminator Salvation is drolly illu­min­at­ing. First, Buist notes the neg­at­ive fan reac­tion over the choice of bright shiny hack McG to dir­ect the pic­ture. (And while I call McG a bright shiny hack here, I’ve gotta admit I’ve always enjoyed his video for The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly For A White Guy.” His rise into fea­ture dir­ect­ing rep­res­ents a par­tic­u­larly vir­u­lent Hollywood vari­ant on the Peter Principle.) And then serves up a few quotes from McG designed to assuage fears and bol­ster his legit­im­acy. The fel­low enthuses over Children of Men—“hats off to that pic­ture, I think it’s fant­ast­ic,” but adds that “by the same token,” Terminator Salvation “isn’t designed to be an art pic­ture” because it’s for an inter­na­tion­al audi­ence. He then explains how he could not pos­sibly have gone for­ward with the film had James Cameron said to him “Fuck you, what are you doing.” Buist notes: “[McG] can really work a crowd, and […] he’s very tuned in to the con­cerns of the fan.”

Well sure; at least he gives the appear­ance of being so tuned in. I think one thing that makes a guy like McG valu­able in the Hollywood food chain is his abil­ity to string out a good line, albeit one that you’ve heard a mil­lion times before. He nails all the expec­ted talk­ing points with seam­less facil­ity: FIRST, ref­er­ence a film that’s garnered some actu­al cred, and pro­fess your own admir­a­tion for it; THEN, back down and insist, “Although of course we’re not doing an art film;” FOLLOW by swear­ing up and down that you would­n’t be doing this unless you had the com­plete approv­al of the ori­gin­al cre­at­or, who you also com­pletely admire and whose vis­ion you would nev­er think of betray­ing. Rinse and repeat over and over, until you finally foist your pile of crap on the world.

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  • bill says:

    That guy man­aged to screw up a sure thing like “We Are Marshall”. All that mater­i­al needed was a light touch. Everything else was handed to them on a plate. Do it right, and you won’t have the greatest movie ever made, but you could have had a new “Hoosiers”. Instead, McG and Co. pissed it down their leg.

  • Jason says:

    I’ve been on vaca­tion so I’m try­ing to catch up on all the posts I missed–McG is dir­ect­ing yet anoth­er Terminator film? I assume the com­pletely irrel­ev­ant third Terminator film made buck­ets of cash over­seas, hence the need for anoth­er sequel.
    I guess there are still movie­go­ers out there who haven’t learned to cut through the PR non­sense that McG employed at his pan­el. Hollywood stu­di­os hire these hacks so that they can retain con­trol (espe­cially with massive budgets) and pro­duce an easily-digestible sum­mer enter­tain­ment. There seem to be few­er film­mak­ing tal­ents like Christopher Nolan mak­ing smart pop­corn films these days, sigh.

  • Mark says:

    There’s abso­lutely no point in mak­ing a Terminator film without Cameron at the helm, as Mostow proved back in 2003. Cameron brought genu­ine soul to The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day. A Cameron-less Terminator is like a Coppola-less Godfather, or a Spielberg-less Indiana Jones.
    Cameron had a story to tell, the third and fourth are just soul­less cash-ins. Cameron’s Avatar is the last great hope of the sum­mer block­buster, it’ll be fas­cin­at­ing to see a new sci-fi film from Cameron 18 years after his last one.
    Jason: I love Nolan, but his hand­ling of action leaves a lot to be desired. His sequences don’t flow like Cameron’s. I prefer his non-acion work like Memento and The Prestige.

  • Dan says:

    >SHRUG My emo­tion­al invest­ment begins and ends with “The Terminator”. T2 was basic­ally Cameron remak­ing his work when he should­n’t have, pretty CGI or no. 

  • Liz says:

    The gen­er­al atti­tude of Terminator fans now appears to be “cau­tious optim­ism.” I think I’ve pretty much avoided most McG films up until now, but I’m going to judge him by his stu­pid name. It is pretty stupid.

  • Glenn,
    McG isn’t the prob­lem. Hollywood and the Geeks are the problem.
    The Geeks DEMAND more, and when Hollywood obliges, they com­plain it was­n’t what they wanted. The Geeks don’t know when to leave well enough alone.
    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a per­fect example. The Geeks kept beg­ging for anoth­er serving. When Lucas-Spielberg-Ford finally decided to give it to ’em, they pissed and moan because it wasn’t…I don’t know what they wanted. INdy IV is a per­fectly fine install­ment in the Indiana Jones series.
    The arrog­ance of the Geeks is quite aston­ish­ing. They actualy think they have some kind of power over Hollywood. Hollywood does­n’t do itself any favors by cater­ing to this select group who will show up on open­ing day no mat­ter what. They will most cer­tainly turn out for T4. They hear what they want to hear.

  • Filipe says:

    McG is actu­ally more inter­st­ing film­maker than his hack stature would sug­gest. He at very least brings a very per­son­al sens­ib­il­ity, for bet­ter or for worse, to his films. I once did an attempt of defend­ing him (togeth­er with Kiarostami, no less) in a piece thatr I sus­pect looks a little dated by now: http://www.thefilmjournal.com/issue8/auteur.html

  • bemo says:

    You know, between CA:FT (which got a very con­sid­er­able zero-star Première review) and SatC:tM, I just think Glenn hates post-feminists.
    I love CA:FT, and I think it is a genu­ine post-modern movie, of which I could write ad, eh, nauseam.

  • bemo says:

    (Also, tru fax fans, I showed Children of Men to my moth­er a couple of days ago. Her ver­dict? “Strange, but powerful.”)

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Aaron—well, the “geeks” cer­tainly push Hollywood to con­tin­ue favored fran­chises, but Hollywood would no soon­er let the geeks determ­ine the shape of a fin­ished product than it would give Godard a $50-million budget. McG isn’t “the” prob­lem. He’s “a” prob­lem. For mul­tiple reas­ons, but right now I’m favor­ing Bill’s.
    Bemo: I just looked at that “CA:FT” review for the first time since I wrote it. Boy, SOMEBODY was in a bad mood, huh? I doubt that I’d much like the film if I saw it again, but I hate to think I’d offer quite so humor­less an assess­ment now.
    Ah, the first two “Terminator” films. One thing about Cameron—pace Harlan Ellison, the guy was a genu­ine sci-fi cre­at­or (and hope­fully will soon be proven to still be one). No less an author­ity on sci-fi as Kingsley Amis declared T2 “a flaw­less mas­ter­piece.” (Although David Foster Wallace, who loves the first “Terminator” film, deplores “2,” believ­ing its over­re­li­ance on CGI and such gave birth to ther genre he calls “FX porn.”) What Mostow and McG know about sci-fi prob­ably could­n’t fill a thimble. So there’s that.

  • Dan says:

    Bemo, “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” was just a plain old bad movie. It took everything that was fun about the first one and star­ted shriek­ing it in your face.
    Me, I’ve got noth­ing against fem­in­ists, or post-feminists, or any kind of fem­in­ists unless they hate me for hav­ing a penis. But as a film move­ment they’re awfully stul­ti­fied. Where are the fem­in­ist genre films?

  • bill says:

    Glenn – Seriously? Kingsley Amis loved “T2”? I hap­pen to really dis­like that film, but – and this may not sur­prise you – I’m a huge Kingsley Amis fan. Still, I’ve nev­er heard that before. Where did you find it?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    It’s in Martin Amis’ excel­lent mem­oir “Experience,” which is very nearly as much about Kingsley as it is about Martin. Its por­trait of Kingsley is superb, and its account of the father/son rela­tion­ship extremely mov­ing. I’d recom­mend it even if you’re not a fan of Martin. (I am, still.)

  • bill says:

    I am too, still, though I haven’t got­ten around to “Experience” (or a his last two, actu­ally). Two writers more dif­fer­ent than Kingsley and Martin Amis you’re unlikely to find, but both are brilliant.

  • Herman Scobie says:

    McG’s movies are garbage, but his pilot for “Chuck” has a lot of energy.

  • Harvey says:

    Aaron, the only geeks dir­ectly respons­ible for the lame­ness that was Indy IV are Lucas, for stuff­ing ali­ens into the plot, and Spielberg for allow­ing a lackluster script, ter­rible pacing, too much CGI and also the vines … the vines .…