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"Tropic Thunder" gets me rattled...

By August 12, 2008No Comments

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Turns out I’m one of those unhip sober­sides who can­’t quite get with Tropic Thunder. But I think my reas­ons are val­id. Here are the first few grafs of my review, the whole of which is over at The Auteurs Notebook:

In The Clothes Have No Emperor, Paul Slansky’s invalu­able com­pen­di­um of the polit­ic­al and cul­tur­al foibles of the 1980s, Tom Cruise is cited giv­ing the fol­low­ing quote while pro­mot­ing his film Top Gun: “A Top Gun instruct­or once told me there are only four occu­pa­tions worthy of a man: act­or, rock star, jet fight­er pilot, or President of the United States.” The quote really is a gift that keeps on giving.

First, one envi­sions the reac­tion of cops and fire­men the world over, hav­ing finally been exposed for the cringing femme pussies they really are. Then one mar­vels at just how accom­mod­at­ing a guy that Top Gun instruct­or was. “Actor”! Jeez, some­body shoulda passed this quote on to Mickey Rourke before he went and got mixed up in that box­ing mishegas—coulda saved him some trouble. “Rock star”! Wow, I bet David Bowie musta been chuffed to hear that. Although it’s more likely that the Top Gun instruct­or had Ted Nugent in mind. The phrase “rock star” cuts a pretty wide swath; maybe the instruct­or should have been more spe­cif­ic. But there you have it.

Cruise’s nox­ious pro­nounce­ment came to mind while I was watch­ing the new com­edy Tropic Thunder for two reas­ons. First, because it’s exactly the kind of fatu­ous twaddle one might expect to be spewed by any of its main char­ac­ters, all of whom are Hollywood actors…

You may read the whole thing here, if you like, and com­ment there or here. Don’t be gentle, it’s clear I’m look­ing for some kind of fight…

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  • Dan says:

    I’ll be see­ing this tonight; I scored some free tickets.
    Personally, I sus­pect the ridicu­lous protests sur­round­ing the “Simple Jack” gags (which so far sound to me like the defin­i­tion of “miss­ing the point”) is going to be more com­pel­ling than any of the film’s mes­sages. But it looks amusing.

  • bill says:

    Yeah, I just hope it’s funny. Is that so much to ask, in these try­ing times?

  • cadavra says:

    I liked this movie the first time I saw it…when it was called GALAXYQUEST.

  • bill says:

    I liked “Galaxy Quest” the first time I saw it…when it was called “THREE AMIGOS”!

  • Bedheaded says:

    Good review, Glenn. But here’s a ques­tion: when was the last time Ben Stiller was con­sidered “hip”? By my cal­cu­la­tion, it was some­where between “Permanent Midnight” and “The Royal Tennenbaums”.

  • Jim says:

    I liked “Three Amigos” the first time … when it was called “The Three Caballeros”!

  • bill says:

    I liked “The Three Caballeros” the first time…when it was called “The Bold Caballero”!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Galaxy Quest” was con­sid­er­ably more good-natured and good-hearted than “Thunder,” which aims to sting hard, and by my lights ends up bit­ing itself on the ass. But as I said, it’s def­in­itely got some laughs. Usually that’s all that counts, which is why attemp­ted satire can be a risky business…
    Let’s not for­get every­body’s favor­ite tele­vi­sion exec­ut­ive, Guy Caballero…

  • bill says:

    What is this, toi­let paper? What, did you write this thing is pris­on or something?”

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I’m not sure I’ll have the same reac­tion to the film as you did, Glenn, but you make a lot of good points. I’m always nervy about these sorts of things.
    I’m reminded of how Stiller sav­agely cari­ca­tured Cruise on SNL… yet years later, he was doing sketches about Cruise’s stunt double, with Cruise “in on it.” That always bothered me.

  • bill says:

    But if Cruise is able to laugh at him­self – I know, that seems unlikely, but it’s pos­sible – then what’s wrong with Stiller let­ting him in on it?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Nothing wrong with a celebrity will­ing to laugh at him or herself—it’s in line with the great tra­di­tions of show­biz. But it gets to a point—and it’s par­tic­u­larly inter­est­ing as far as the Cruise and Stiller stuff went back in the day—wherein a celebrity’s “will­ing­ness” to “laugh” at him/herself becomes a form of co-opting the folks who star­ted the mock­ing. And mak­ing any­thing that had any genu­ine satir­ic mer­it rather beside the point.
    It’s almost always inev­it­able, in some sense. Look at some of the SCTV people in their sub­sequent careers. They’re always fun to watch…but more than a few of them make their liv­ings doing pre­cisely the sort of dreck that their show used to so deftly skewer.
    And in “Tropic Thunder,” Cruise isn’t laugh­ing at him­self so much as try­ing to skew­er some of the people who don’t always let him have his way.

  • bill says:

    But as far as I’m con­cerned, as long as the com­edy is still funny, I don’t really care. When I look back at Stiller’s early jabs at Cruise, and then think about the “Tom Crooz” stuff he did later, I don’t really think “Well, but that takes all the bite out of his earli­er stuff”, even though I sup­pose it does. Because, when it comes right down to it, the tar­gets of these jabs – stars, their egos, their act­ing styles – are pretty easy and unthreat­en­ing. It would seem a bit silly to me if Stiller’s reac­tion to Cruise want­ing to be in on the joke was, “Sorry, but my mock­ery of your per­form­ance in ‘Rain Main’ must remain pure.”
    Although, hav­ing said all that, I will admit that if Stiller were to join forces with Oliver Stone, his sketch “Oliver Stoneland” might start to look a little less funny. But I do think that Stone is a legit­im­ate tar­get for satire, where­as Cruise seems more of a tar­get for spoof. It’s an import­ant dis­tinc­tion, you know.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I think it’s a mat­ter of…
    When Stiller did Cruise on SNL with the bowl­ing par­ody of Color of Money, I’d argue back then Stiller genu­inely hated him. There seems a real con­tempt for Cruise’s per­sona under­ly­ing the performance.
    “Tom Cruise Dress Casual” is milder, and not as funny. Oh look, Cruise repeats him­self a lot. Still a bit of nas­ti­ness there, but not as sav­age as the Yakoff Smirnoff par­ody on the same show (which Stiller pro­fusely apo­lo­gizes for in the commentary).
    Then there’s “Tom Crooz”, which the tar­get is deflec­ted from Cruise onto one of those self-important assholes with no irony that Stiller hacks out in his sleep.
    But who knows? Maybe Cruise is a real cool guy to Stiller.

  • bill says:

    I haven’t seen the “Color of Money” par­ody in a long time – though now I’ll be check­ing it out on YouTube again ASAP – but even if you’re right, Dan, that kind of hatred dir­ec­ted at Tom Cruise seems a little like overkill to me. Not only that, but in a reas­on­able per­son – which I’m going to go ahead an assume Stiller is – that kind of hatred can­’t be maintained.
    That Smirnoff sketch is inter­est­ing, because of the com­ment­ary you ref­er­ence. Even though it nev­er occurred to me that an apo­logy was called for in that case (partly because I think the sketch is kind of weak), I appre­ci­ate that he said that. We’re talk­ing about people who are act­ing on film or per­form­ing stand-up on a stage. Stiller isn’t exactly try­ing to bring down cor­rupt heads of state or tyrants.

  • Bjorn Borgnine says:

    This is pre­cisely the reas­on why I can­’t under­stand why any­one thinks Jon Stewart is cut­ting edge or an icon­o­clast, because every time I flip past that chan­nel he’s sit­ting oppos­ite some Republican stooge. Stewart sold his ass out, bigtime.
    And con­cern­ing Ben Stiller, all he ever wanted was to be in the Royal Court, and he knew the only way he was going to get in was by play­ing the Jester role, which is exactly what he did, to the hilt. He knows he’s noth­ing but a clown, and all the plastic sur­gery and crunches and hun­dred mil­lion dol­lar movie grosses is nev­er going to change that. Cruise gets Kidman, Stiller gets a Maureen McCormick imper­son­at­or. If that does­n’t let him know his sta­tion in life, then noth­ing else ever will.

  • It sounds like Martin’s Bowfinger still remains the bet­ter satire of Hollywood. It used Eddie Murphy’s arrog­ance and the cult of Scientology for some pretty ruth­less satire.
    Putting the Cruise thing aside for a moment, How come nobody seems to have an issue with Stiller’s simplist­ic (and mean-spirited) take­down of Murphy? Does he really think by cast­ing a White that will give him an “out” when called out for mock­ing Murphy? It seems to me it would’ve been fun­ni­er if Stiller acknow­ledged Murphy’s com­ic bril­liance in front of the cam­era, but was someone that no one wanted to be around dur­ing down time. Black could’ve shown some range by play­ing a real bore.
    In defense of the Cruise cast­ing I think audi­ences are smart enough to know that his “stunt” per­form­ance is just that. I ser­i­ously doubt people will come out of Tropic Thunder and say some­thing like, “I guess it’s Cruise’s boss who is the real asshole, not Tom.” Hollywood has a long his­tory of its star humi­li­at­ing them­selves in order to get back into the good graces of their fans. It’s con­des­cend­ing, but it is what it is.
    Even some­thing like Robert Altman’s The Player (the best of this genre) is know­ing in that it’s giv­ing the audi­ence a glossy ver­sion of what it’s really like to work in Hollywood. Altman him­self said The Player was the comic-book ver­sion of the town. Aidiences know this. Actually audi­ences know that they’re get­ting an author­ized ver­sion of the inside work­ings of Hollywood.
    I remem­ber crit­ics dump­ing on The Kid Stays in the Picture because it dared to offer a san­it­ized ver­sion of the life of Robert Evans. Really? I thought his ego and the sleaze were front and cen­ter. Yes, it cel­eb­rated Evans, but it also showed what a jerk he was/is.

  • bill says:

    Well, at least you don’t sound bitter.

  • bill says:

    Sorry, my com­ment was dir­ec­ted at Bjorn, not Aaron.

  • Bjorn Borgnine says:

    Go jump in the toi­let, Bill. What’s the mat­ter, The Daily Show your nightly ritu­al? Or you have a crush on Christine Taylor? Either way, quit suck­ing your thumb.

  • bill says:

    No, I don’t like “The Daily Show”. Perhaps you mis­un­der­stood me. My point was that you sound very bitter.

  • Bjorn Borgnine says:

    Perhaps you mis­un­der­stood me, Bill. My point is that you’re a sniv­el­er. And you seem to be unduly fas­cin­ated with the bit­ter­ness of oth­er people. I’m bit­ter, yes, so what. But that still does­n’t change the fact that you’re a sad­sack. You need some kind of teary-eyed emoticon next to your name every time you post. It suits you.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oy. Come now. I hate to mod­er­ate, but I love civility.
    Jiminy Christmas, when I both­er to put up a post that actu­ally con­tains some overt polit­ic­al con­tent, y’all are too bored to even yawn at it, but some­how folks get frisky in a ran­dom thread, and sud­denly the dark clouds of war start gath­er­ing. Which isn’t to say that Bjorn and Bill aren’t free to get feisty on this thread. But an invit­a­tion to jump in a toilet—just to start on the ad hominems—is not, Bjorn, how we do it around here. So engage mean­ing­fully, or not at all. It’s the only thing I ask, and I don’t think it’s too much. Thanks.

  • To quote Mr. Blonde:
    You girls should­n’t play so rough. Someone might get hurt.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Aaron—that’s a funny ref­er­ence, my friend. But it’s not help­ing. Everyone take a deep breath and step back.

  • Bjorn Borgnine says:

    Sorry, Glenn, but I con­sider Bill’s de facto go to line: “you sound bit­ter,” just as much an ad hom­inem as my invit­a­tion for him to go jump in the toi­let. He says it at least once a week to someone. I did not dir­ect my first com­ment towards him, but it obvi­ously upset him, so he lobbed a worm at me, and I bit. My fault. But I will not apo­lo­gize for call­ing him a sad­sack, because he is. Bill’s a real buzzkill, always lament­ing about the state of the world, man’s inhu­man­ity to man – the usu­al rigamarole.
    And quot­ing Reservoir Dogs is not funny. Unless it’s early 1992, maybe late 1993. Maybe

  • bill says:

    Well, this is what I get before check­ing in one last time before going to bed. Consider me stepped back.
    But hey, Glenn, I dive into the polit­ic­al dis­cus­sions around here from time to time. I just tend to not make a habit out of it, because things tend to get ugly (not here, spe­cific­ally, but on the inter­net). I mean, Christ, look what happened when all we were talk­ing about Ben frickin’ Stiller.

  • bill says:

    Didn’t see Bjorn’s last com­ment before post­ing. Won’t com­ment, oth­er than to say that I found it amusing.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I can be a bit of a sad sack myself, Bjorn. But as someone who recently (and quite jus­ti­fi­ably) was obliged to make a shit­load of apo­lo­gies for advising a blog­ger (who—I think—everyone on this thread would agree is a total simp) to throw her­self in front of a bus, I’ve acquired a new sens­it­iv­ity with respect to requests for self-drowning and so on.
    Also—“Reservoir Dogs,” whatever you might think of it per­son­ally, reveals its putat­ive glor­ies to each new gen­er­a­tion. In 1992 the com­menter you look down your nose at was, by my cal­cu­la­tions, not even ten. Let’s make some allow­ances for the new cinephiles on the block. Not their fault for when they were born.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Fun fact: I once owned the Resevoir Dogs video game and played it all the way through. Funner fact: the developers did­n’t have the par­ti­cip­a­tion of Tarantino (they just licensed it from LionsGate) or any of the act­ors, save Madsen. So you can ima­gine what that was like.

  • DUH says:

    Here, as a par­ti­cipant in a pre­vi­ous comment-thread piss­ing match, I’ll get us back on track this time: Glenn, this is your best review in awhile. I agree with much of it, but I par­tic­u­larly want to under­line your point about the anti-Semitic aroma of Lev Grossman. I’m amazed that you’re the only crit­ic I’ve read who’s even flagged this.

  • jim emerson says:

    Hi Glenn:
    I like that point about satire vs. spoof. You won­der what “Tropic Thunder” is try­ing to say. Not a lot, I think. But (he said, invok­ing his favor­ite whipping-boy) it does make fun of the pres­ti­gi­ous organ­iz­a­tion that bestowed its highest hon­ors upon “Crash.” That’s enough… at least for an hour-long show, which is what I ima­gined cut­ting it down to as I was watch­ing it. Agreed, it’s no “SCTV” (noth­ing is). Downey, Baruchel and Brandon T. Jackson made me laugh quite a lot, though. And it would nev­er have occurred to me that any­one could take offense to the “Simple Jack” stuff – until I remembered how stu­pid some people are.

  • jim emerson says:

    P.S. Now you made me google “glenn kenny” and “under a bus” so I could find out what that was about. I found some­thing called Emily Magazine. What the hell? Why would you, or I, be aware of such a thing?

  • Dan says:

    First off, speak­ing as a Trekkie, I fuck­ing hated “Galaxy Quest”; I love send­ing up the Trek fan­dom but it should really be done by people who know what they’re talk­ing about.
    Secondly, hav­ing seen the actu­al MOVIE: I don’t think it’s worth tak­ing ser­i­ously and I’ll laugh in the face of any­body call­ing it “hip”. How is this “hip?” Calling it a “satire” is pat­ently ridicu­lous, because it’s not spe­cif­ic: all the char­ac­ters are types and this movie trades on how “Middle America” sees Hollywood for laughs. Really, Stiller’s not a sat­ir­ist; he always goes broad for laughs in the end. I think it’s just the ref­er­ences to Vietnam movies have people all in a lather.

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    Bjorn,
    Jon Stewart often gets pretty testy with his GOP guests – even Lynne Cheney came in for a gentle prod­ding (not gentle enough for her, as you can see by her rap­id exit). Would you rather he excluded con­ser­vat­ives from his show and made it even more of an echo cham­ber than it already is?
    Glenn,
    The more I hear about this movie the more it sounds like smug, self-satisfied, nar­ciss­ist­ic Hollywood navel-gazing dis­guised as “satire.” I find it inter­est­ing that this was writ­ten by Justin Theroux who played an incarn­a­tion of (above) in Mulholland Drive, and got his ass kicked by Billy Ray Cyrus.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Dan—the whole “hip” theme apro­pos this movie comes mostly from Jeff Wells, as far as I can tell, but a lot of oth­er crit­ics are drop­ping “sub­vers­ive;” one review­er says that Cruise is “re-christened in cool,” and so on.

  • Herman Scobie says:

    It sounds like Martin’s Bowfinger still remains the bet­ter satire of Hollywood.” What about Swimming with Sharks? Spacey’s pink-and-blue routine per­fectly cap­tures the arrog­ance of the show biz powers. George Huang deserves a bet­ter career than he’s had.

  • Dan says:

    Subversive?” So, wait, goof­ing on “Platoon” and swip­ing light­ing cues from “Apocalypse Now” makes you sub­vers­ive? Sure. In 1988.
    The closest I’ll come to agree­ment on those com­ments is that Cruise has prob­ably done a lot to sal­vage his career with this movie. The pre­view screen­ing I went to, every­body loved his performance.

  • Swimming with Sharks is good, but suf­fers from a finale that’s alittle too clev­er for its own good. 1995 was the Year of the Spacey. Buddy Ackerman, Virgil, and John Doe demon­strated what he was (and still is) cap­able of.
    For the record: I was 14 when Reservoir Dogs came out in late ’92. (It played for a week in San Antonio. I mis­eed it. I caught up with it on VHS, and then laserdisc.)
    And, yes, it was “hip” to quote Dogs dur­ing that 92–93 peri­od. It was­n’t until after Pulp Fiction came out on Oct. 14th that every frat-house jack­ass felt the need to show off their Mr. Blonde impersonation.
    Oh, well. That sort of thing hap­pens all the time in pop culture.
    BTW: Dogs remains the best feature-film dir­ect­ori­al debut of the 1990s, rival­ing only The Hughes Brothers’ Menace II Society in sheer film­mak­ing audacity.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Actually, there is one oth­er per­son who poin­ted out the anti-semitic cari­ca­ture. Unfortunately, it’s Debbie Schlussel.
    http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2008/08/mid-week_box_of_6.html
    “And finally, there is Tom Cruise, who plays Len Grossman–a ste­reo­typ­ic­al bald­ing Jewish Hollywood pro­du­cer mogul who dances around to rap music, has syco­phant­ic assist­ants, and con­stantly yells and screams obscen­it­ies at every­one around him. Normally, this is the part where I’d com­plain about this kind of ste­reo­typ­ic­al por­tray­al of Jews in Hollywood. But sadly, I hate to say that this is what many of them have become. Was Cruise wear­ing a pros­thet­ic nose? Now, that I do object to.”

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Dan. Why do you want to hurt me like that?
    Schlussel’s implic­a­tion that some forms of anti-semitism are deserved is typ­ic­al of her unique form of derangement.
    Actually, and heart­en­ingly for myself, Manohla Dargis is almost on my page:“Heavily and heavy-handedly coded as Jewish, the char­ac­ter is mur­der­ous, repel­lent and fas­cin­at­ing, a grot­esque from his swollen fin­gers to the heavy gold dol­lar sign nestled on his yeti-furred chest.”

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Just saw “Thunder”. Thought the movie was mildly fun­ni­er than “Pineapple Express”, which I still can­’t believe any­one liked. Like most Ben Stiller sketches, “Thunder” seems to just hang around a good deal longer than it should.
    Glenn,
    I’d like to think that the char­ac­ter was­n’t as anti-semitic as it would ini­tially seem. It seemed to me that Cruise’s look and beha­vi­or was designed as such for two reas­ons. IMHO they spe­cific­ally lam­pooned Joel Silver in spe­cif­ic, and not Jews in gen­er­al. So a) they had to evoke Silver while still dis­guising it from being too on the nose, and b) I think they just wanted to bury Cruise under a lot of makeup to demon­strate how well he can “act”, a friendly favor from his buddy Stiller.
    Dan,
    I’m also a devout Trekkie, and I don’t see why you can­’t see the truth in “Galaxy Quest’s” depic­tion of Trek and its fan­dom. I felt like they were at least know­ledge­able enough to give us a wink, and include the rock mon­ster that Shatner could­n’t afford to put into his “Star Trek V”.
    One thing seems cer­tain. Between the “Zoolander” vil­lain’s name, Mugato, and the clip of “Arena” Speedman is watch­ing on his IPod in “Thunder”, Stiller seems to def­in­itely be a Trekkie at heart.

  • Dan says:

    Tony, think about it for a minute: the entire movie cen­ters around the fans hav­ing no root dis­tinc­tion between fantasy and real­ity. Hell, the most devoted fans in the movie are idiot-savant retards. That’s just going to be offens­ive no mat­ter WHO you’re par­ody­ing. That, and, well, the movie kinda sucked. I don’t think a truly hon­est “Trek” fan­dom movie has ever been made, although “Free Enterprise” did at least have a hil­ari­ous turn from Shatner.
    Stiller is a Trekkie at heart: appar­ently the title of his pro­duc­tion com­pany is Trek-related.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Dan, I get what you’re say­ing now. But I do remem­ber a time when you’d go to a Trek con­ven­tion, in the sev­en­ties, and fans would actu­ally ask an act­or like Shatner to con­firm Capt Kirk’s safe combo (like in the SNL sketch). Fans don’t seem as obsess­ive nowadays, or like me, they spread their obses­sion evenly amongst many subjects.
    You’re right, Stiller’s pro­duc­tion com­pany is called Red Hour taken from “Return of the Archons”.
    “Festival!”

  • Mike De Luca says:

    And Tony, don’t for­get “The Cable Guy” with Jim Carrey’s char­ac­ter ref­er­en­cing “Amok Time” and hum­ming the fight theme, as he and Matthew Broderick battle at Medieval Times.

  • Norm Wilner says:

    Downey’s “Tropic Thunder” char­ac­ter, Kirk Lazarus, is named after char­ac­ters from both “Star Trek” and “Galaxy Quest”. Coincidence? I am think­ing not.

  • Kre says:

    Hmmm…I will prob­ably show my age here, but did I miss the memo? When was it actu­ally decided that Ben Stiller is funny? Maybe I’m also show­ing my nation­al­ity here, con­sid­er­ing that bril­liant comedi­ans are churned out of Canada every two minutes (while the olympic medals sadly do not), but I find Ben Stiller as funny as Adam Sandler: mean­ing NOT. Not even remotely.
    Damn you Glenn. I was not going to see the movie, because why would I (aside from the fact that I love Downey Jr)? And now, all this dis­cus­sion as peaked my curi­os­ity to obscene levels. I think I will do what I always do in this situ­ation: pay for a film I feel deserves it, and sneak into the other/big budget/hollywoody/guilty pleas­ure flick.

  • Tess says:

    I adored this movie! Hilarious. Well done. Great soundtrack, too.