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Feel the "Burn"

By September 3, 2008No Comments

Burn_gym

Way back when we were first hear­ing about its plot and over­all tone, some friends and I decided that it would be a good idea for me to post a review of the Coen Brothers’ Burn After Reading before any­one had seen it. Because we just knew what cer­tain of the reviews would be like. Stuff along the lines of “It’s dis­ap­point­ing that after the mature per­spect­ives of their 2006 mas­ter­piece No Country for Old Men, the Coens would revert to the car­toony puer­il­ity of…” and here one could choose, say, Intolerable Cruelty or The Ladykillers or maybe even The Hudsucker Proxy, because not even the ball­si­est Coens-basher would dare evoke The Big Lebowski even though, as the follow-up to Fargo, the pic­ture did get a lot of sim­il­ar crit­ic­al stick. But today it’s a veri­fied and deserving clas­sic, so hands off.

Anyhow, we all thought this was a pretty funny idea, and I had every inten­tion of get­ting around to doing it, but then I went an took a vaca­tion, which, you know, gen­er­ally means not work­ing, and then, before you know it, Burn After Reading plays the Venice Film Festival and is sure enough greeted with bitches and moans about how car­toon­ish and one-dimensional it is. Man, I can­’t wait to see it. 

But, hav­ing blown my shot at being a crit­ic­al Criswell, what do I have of value to impart to you re Burn? Well, an amus­ing tid­bit of info, I guess… 

While Burn takes place in the belt­way sub­urb of Georgetown, much of it was shot in New York and New Jersey. (Because Georgetown’s a real chal­lenge to shoot in, and expens­ive. The pro­duc­tion did log in about a week there, though.) It is a small irony that the first time the New-York-residing Coens actu­ally shoot in New York, New York is stand­ing in for a wholly oth­er place. But any­way. Much of Burn’s action is set in a gym, where the char­ac­ters played by Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand works, and where the char­ac­ter played by John Malkovich drops a disc con­tain­ing putat­ively sens­it­ive inform­a­tion. That “gym” is, in fact, the old Tower Records store on Route 17 in Paramus, N.J. It was at this store that my pal and fel­low movie nut Joseph Failla toiled, for pos­sibly eons, first in the laser disc depart­ment (where he earned the nick­name “Laser Joe”), and then the DVD depart­ment. Joe’s loy­al cli­en­tele included such luminar­ies as Willie Randolph, Ernest Dickerson, and Gordon Willis. 

The shut­ter­ing of Tower Records in the fall of 2006 was a pretty trau­mat­ic event for many. And the retail space those stores took up has in many cases lain fal­low. Last fall, though, some Bergen County drivers noticed pecu­li­ar signs on var­ied off-ramps of Route 17. Paper signs with the let­ters “BAR” with a dir­ec­tion­al arrow below. Those who bothered keep­ing up with where the signs led might have been con­fused not to find a bar at the end of the line. They might have been, how­ever, excited to see, through the win­dows of the closed Tower, oodles of state-of-the-art fit­ness machines put in place on its floor. 

A lot of folks in Paramus are still won­der­ing why that ‘gym’ nev­er opened!” Joe writes. 

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  • bill says:

    I know one of the neg­at­ive reviews for this com­plained that they could­n’t fig­ure out what kind of movie it was. And this was from a vet­er­an crit­ic. How many Coen Brothers movies does a per­son have to see before they real­ize THAT’S the kind of movies they make?
    Sure, “Burn After Reading” may not be any good (I doubt it, but it’s pos­sible). But I’m baffled by the baffle­ment still expressed by crit­ics regard­ing what it is the Coen Brothers do.

  • demimonde says:

    Do they mean it will be funny while “No Country for Old Men” – small com­ic moments excluded – was not? It looks damn funny – I mean, get a gander of Brad Pitt’s hair. I’m slav­er­ing to see it…

  • Mary Kay says:

    The Coen Brothers make movies like no one else. And, really, thank God for that. Anyone should know that you can­’t get the full fla­vor of one of their movies by just watch­ing it once. Usually, any­way, and espe­cially with their funny films.
    I had loved every single one of their movies from the start, and when my hus­band and I saw “The Big Lebowski” in the theat­er, we both came out say­ing “Huh. Not sure about this one”. And here we are oh so many years later spit­ting quotes out on almost a daily basis. Why just last week in a tirade against my son, who’s nine, I com­pletely ruined my tough mom per­sona by yelling at him “You have no frame of ref­er­ence!” and then crack­ing up adding “Donny” in my head.
    It’s not fair to judge a Coen Brothers movie against any oth­er movie made, and that includes their own movies. They are all such unique cre­ations and com­ment­ary on mod­ern American life – just dif­fer­ent parts of it. And as you said, Glenn, isn’t it inter­est­ing that the crit­ic­al reviews always com­pare the most recent Coen movie unfa­vor­ably to their earli­er movies, which they hated (except “Fargo” and “No Country For Old Men”) when those movies first came out.
    I can hardly wait for “Burn After Reading” – I’ll stop see­ing Coen Brothers movies when they stop hav­ing fun mak­ing them.

  • essrog says:

    I’ve always been sur­prised by the lukewarm-to-negative recep­tion of Intolerable Cruelty. I thought this movie was hil­ari­ous and clever.
    The Hudsucker Proxy was argu­ably slight but still solidly enter­tain­ing Capra stuff.
    On the oth­er hand, The Ladykillers

  • Owain Wilson says:

    I have to say that watch­ing Intolerable Cruelty in the cinema was a truly hor­rendous experience.
    I’ve only seen it once so my memory of it is a little hazy, but I do remem­ber think­ing that the shape, feel and flow of the movie was just ugly. It’s the only way I can describe it. I hated it! It was just an awful film. In my opinion.
    I did­n’t enjoy The Ladykillers much, either, but I would like to stand up for Tom Hanks. I thought he was excel­lent. Despite all his suc­cess and des­pite all his awards, he’s still a very under­rated actor.

  • Claire K. says:

    It’s been years since I’ve seen it, but my impres­sion at the time was that The Hudsucker Proxy would’ve been infin­itely bet­ter if they’d put any­one but Jennifer Jason Leigh in the female lead. Seriously. A card­board cutout of Rosalind Russell. Anything.
    On the oth­er hand, I’m firmly in your camp on the Tom Hanks ques­tion, Owain. People love to hate on him, and I don’t get it. Too nice??? Lingering Meg Ryan association???

  • bill says:

    Even though I kinda like “The Ladykillers” (unne­ces­sary though it is), I’ve always wished that, instead of going ahead with the remake, the Coens had for some reas­on got­ten it into their heads to make a movie about Hanks’s char­ac­ter, and his obses­sion with Poe. I’m telling you, there’s some­thing there.

  • Mary Kay says:

    I always kind of felt that “Intolerable Cruelty” was­n’t really a Coen film because Joel and Ethan wer­en’t the writers of the story. At least they don’t have top script billing. It just seemed to be miss­ing their brand of weird humor.
    I love “Hudsucker Proxy” because it is such a great homage/satire of all those Frank Capra movies back in the day (and I love those movies, too). I thought Jennifer Jason Leigh did a great job at cre­at­ing a char­ac­ter that man­aged to be Rosalind Russell and Jean Arthur. And Paul Newman’s “Sure. Sure.” response was priceless.
    As for “Ladykillers” I still laugh at that movie and par­tic­u­larly enjoy­ing throw­ing out the line “I can­’t believe you brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut”! Tom Hanks was great as was JK Simmons and Irma P. Hall.
    The worst Coen Brothers movie for me is about 50 times bet­ter than most of the movies that come out. And I’ll take their off-center weird humor over the super pop­u­lar gross out humor.

  • Dan says:

    I think “Intolerable” did­n’t work because it was some­thing the Coens usu­ally aren’t: nasty.
    I’m look­ing for­ward to this, to be hon­est, and I’m a little sur­prised that it’s facing some bad reviews. How is this incon­sist­ent from their pre­vi­ous stuff? Because it’s about a dif­fer­ent top­ic? Still has all the marks of their usu­al work. And I have to say “I thought you might be wor­ried about the secur­ity of your shit” is a BRILLIANT line.

  • I’m usu­ally down with the Coens, but I do feel there is room for cri­ti­cism for their some­times smug approach to their material.
    Blood Simple, Fargo, and No Country for Old Men are really the only movies of theirs that you can say have true human pas­sion. The oth­ers (even the really good-to-great ones) have been exer­cises in genre technique.
    While I like Raising Arizona, I think it (like The Princess Bride) is vastly over­rated. It is indeed the start­ing point for all these “quirky” char­ac­ter com­ed­ies we’ve got­ten over the last 20 years. People who love RA I think really don’t have much of a leg to stand on when trash­ing Juno. While Ebert’s review was a tad harsh, he did pin­point some the movie’s prob­lems. I much pre­ferred David Byrne’s True Stories for a Quirky Southern-fried Comedy.
    Like Chinatown (but nowhere in the same league), Miller’s Crossing is a gang­ster movie for people who’ve nev­er seen a gang­ster movie. It’s a use­ful tool for how to apre­ci­ate the gang­ster genre, par­tic­u­larly the Warners brand from the 30s.
    Barton Fink is really just a very elab­or­ate Shaggy Dog joke of a movie. Love that hall­way, though.
    Hidsucker really owes more to Preston Sturges than Capra. I’m in the por-Leigh camp, but with my usu­al reser­va­tions regard­ing Leigh’s act­ing style. (Last Exit to Brooklyn and Georgia remain her best. I’m actaually in the minor­ity of lik­ing Ms. Parker and the Vicious Circle.)
    Fargo is masterpiece.
    The Big Lebowski is great, and I said as much when I forst saw it back in dur­ing the Titanic craze. I also knew it was too hos­tile and grot­esque for most people. Now, it seems some­what quaint. Remember, ’98 was the Year of Extreme, with movies like There’s Something About Mary, Very Bad Things (under­rated), and Thursday were released.
    O Brother, Where Art Thou? got a lot of its mileage from the soundtrack. It’s a deep-fried Southern Roadshow of the Grotesque. I like it, but it is what it is.
    The Man Who Wasn’t There was, I think, a delib­er­ate attempt to baffle the “fans” of O, Brother. The Coens were really get off on some­times mak­ing hard-to-like movies right after they’ve had a major suc­cess. (I guess they have Attachment Issues.) TMWWT is a movie you appre­ci­ate more than like/love. Billy Bob Thornton’s per­form­ance holds your atten­tion even when the movie goes off the rails at the end.
    Intolerable Cruelty and The Ladykillers are actaully quite under­rated. For once, the Cones seem to truly respect the genre and keep their smart-ass flour­ishes to a min­im­um. Also, I don’t hold the ori­gin­al Ladykillers as a movie that SHOULDN’T BE REMADE.
    I pre­dict Burn After Reading will do quite well, but I get the feel­ing a lot of people will be baffled/disapointed.
    The devoted will hail it as the Best Coen Brothers Movie Since The Last One.

  • bill says:

    Aaron, “The Big Lebowski” is a shaggy dog story. Explain to me how “Barton Fink” fits that definition.
    And “Miller’s Crossing” as a gang­ster movie for people who’ve nev­er seen a gang­ster movie…I don’t know what to say to that. I don’t know what it means, for one thing, but I also know that “Miller’s Crossing” is quite unlike any oth­er gang­ster movie I’ve seen (and I’ve seen plenty). If you want to dis­till it – which I don’t, but I will to play along – it’s a brief on the work of Dashiell Hammett. But how you can watch it and not actu­ally FEEL any­thing for the people is bey­ond me.

  • Basically, a lot of Barton’s prob­lems could’ve been avoided if he had­n’t com­plained about the noise Goodman was mak­ing in the next room. Goodman pretty much says this. I saw that com­ing a mile away, and it all my energy to not let it get on my nerves.
    I admit to not know­ing a lot of Hammett’s work. (I’m more of a Chandler guy.)I will admit that byrne’s back-hearted Tom reveals him­self to be a romantic, but the Coens do go over the top when they should’ve known better.
    The begging-in-the-woods scene is a per­fect example. I agree it’s a great scene, but it does­n’t know when to quit. As a movie fan I admit the scene is “cool,” but it viol­ates the tone of the movie.
    On the oth­er hand, the shoot-out with Finney and the hit squad sent after him, is, hands-down, one of the best scenes the Coens have ever created.

  • bill says:

    Basically, a lot of Barton’s prob­lems could’ve been avoided if he had­n’t com­plained about the noise Goodman was mak­ing in the next room.”
    A lot of things would­n’t hap­pen in a lot of stor­ies if a giv­en char­ac­ter did­n’t do a cer­tain thing. That does­n’t make it a shaggy dog story.
    As for “Miller’s Crossing”…well, I’ve heard those com­plaints made about the “look in your heart” scene since the movie came out, and I’ve nev­er agreed with them. Tom’s not a killer, though he wants Bernie dead. Bernie’s des­per­ate to live, and he begs for his life. How long should that scene have been in order to make it con­vin­cing that Tom would­n’t shoot him? And I don’t think it’s a “cool” scene either. The “Danny Boy” scene is cool (and fant­ast­ic), but I don’t see what in the world is “cool” about the “look in your heart” scene.

  • Mary Kay says:

    Aaron, I find it dis­con­cert­ing that you believe the Coen’s have a smug approach to film mak­ing. One of the reas­ons I find them so enjoy­able is they love movies, and their genre pic­tures seem to me to be their way to play and express them­selves as defined by past film­makers. For them to be smug, I would think they would be mock­ing film genres, and I don’t believe any of their films do that.
    Your com­ment about how the beg­ging scene in “Millers’ Crossing” does­n’t know when to quit reminds me of how David Lynch often uses that tech­nique in his movies and tele­vi­sion shows. I don’t know if there’s a name for it, but I find it intriguing and thought pro­vok­ing and usu­ally (although not in the case of “Miller’s Crossing”) it makes me laugh a lot. It’s feels based in real­ity to me. How many times in life do we exper­i­ence a con­ver­sa­tion or moment that seems to drag on infernally long? Last week, I had an exper­i­ence at a nurs­ing home with a res­id­ent that I swear com­pletely imit­ated the scenes with the decrep­it waiter in “Twin Peaks”. And, man, it went on (with a couple short breaks) for 20 minutes.
    Also, upon fur­ther con­sid­er­a­tion, I must say that the Preston Sturges salute def­in­itely belongs to “O Brother, Where Art Thou” – even bey­ond the Coens tak­ing the title from Joel McCrea’s unmade movie in “Sullivan’s Travels” (such a tasty movie). “O Brother” has a light­er much like Sturges’ movies. I think “The Hudsucker Proxy” has the theme of com­mon man reach­ing the top and then hit­ting bot­tom found in most of Capra’s movies, but the dark­er feel found through­out Hudsucker seems remin­is­cent of the edge in Billy Wilder com­ed­ies with some George Cukor and Howard Hawk’s sens­ib­il­ity thrown in. Also upon fur­ther con­sid­er­a­tion, my earli­er com­par­is­on of Jennifer Jason Leigh’s por­tray­al to a combo of Rosalind Russell and Jean Arthur, should be a combo of Rosalind Russell and Katherine Hepburn now that I think on it. But that’s just my opinion.

  • Mike says:

    Damn, I wish I fol­lowed the sings, would have loved to have stumbled onto a set for this, can­’t wait to see this one next weekend.

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