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The begin­ning of a strange journey…a jour­ney to find the keys to the past and the present…a jour­ney to a land where APES SPEAK LIKE MEN

“How is it that this film became a clas­sic?” My Lovely Wife (who I have quite a few years on) asked dur­ing one of its more ham-handed scenes—and man, does 1968’s Planet of the Apes have some ham-handed scenes. From Heston’s “I’m lonely” mono­logue right off the bat, to his philo­soph­ic­al argu­mens with his fel­low astro­nauts, to his tribunal to…well, everything. Rod Serling could be fairly insuf­fer­ably obvi­ous in the half-hour format, but give him a full-fledged fea­ture allegory and he really goes nuts. (I know that Michael Wilson’s cred­ited as a co-writer of the screen­play, adap­ted from Pierre Boulle’s nov­el. But Serling’s paw­prints all but oblit­er­ate whatever con­tri­bu­tion he made.)

To get back to My Lovely Wife’s ques­tion. It came at a par­tic­u­larly wince-worthy bit (the “three mon­keys” gag at Taylor’s “tri­al’). “Well, you know, it was the times, a lot of unrest, a lot of racial stuff…” And after a bit of fum­bling it occurred to me that I really did­n’t know. But then again of course I did. I picked up the remote and skipped ahead a few chapters on the new Blu-ray DVD. 

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This is why it’s a clas­sic,” said I. Other movies had gone for the apo­ca­lyptic punch­line before, but no oth­er film had nailed it quite so, well, mer­ci­lessly as this one. It blew my little nine-year-old mind when I first saw it, and the minds of plenty of adults as well. When I’d over­hear grownups talk­ing about it with people who had­n’t seen it, the dynam­ic was pretty funny, because those who had seen the film were dying to tell.

Of course, the nine-year-old me thought that the film’s social obser­va­tions lead­ing up to the finale were super-profound. I’m cer­tainly not alone. For a lot of people, Apes belongs in that very spe­cial, pecu­li­ar cat­egory of film appre­ci­ation: a movie you always loves des­pite know­ing it’s not much good. 

The Blu-ray of the film is outstanding—a start­ling image retain­ing much movie-like qual­ity (that’s real film grain in the upper-right-hand corner of the first screen shot). Dazzling, but not in that digital-data way at all. The sound is also fant­ast­ic (Jerry Goldsmith’s score, which is jus­ti­fi­ably a clas­sic, is prob­ably the most genu­inely soph­ist­ic­ated ele­ment of the pic­ture), and the extras pretty much repeat the volu­min­ous stuff that’ appeared on pri­or editions. 

UPDATE: Joseph Failla, with whom I saw the film as a nine-year-old, weighs in below. Let me men­tion that I, too, am pretty high on Beneath:

It did­n’t really mat­ter if you knew the end­ing was com­ing, the Statue of Liberty finale was dev­ast­at­ingly pro­found (and not just for 9 year olds). The Rod Serling con­nec­tion between TZ and Apes was pretty easy to make and his script works bet­ter than the book’s con­clu­sion, which is not nearly as dra­mat­ic. Remember in Boulle’s nov­el Bridge on the River Kwai the bridge nev­er actu­ally blows up (although it makes sense not to), the film ver­sion gives the audi­ence the release it needs. Coming in ’68, Apes played more coher­ently to every­one who was con­fused by that year’s oth­er great sci-fi, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and in their own way, both film’s con­clu­sions were just as mind blowing.

Plus the spec­tacle of see­ing Moses, Ben Hur and El Cid (in the pres­ence of Heston) being mis­treated and help­less at the hands of those “damn dirty apes” was just too iron­ic for any­one to res­ist. And I haven’t even men­tioned the revolu­tion­ary make up effects by John Chambers or the innov­at­ive Jerry Goldsmith score (listen to those arti­fi­cial mon­key sounds!). And BTW, as I under­stand, the “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” sight gag was an on the spot addi­tion and not part of Serling’s script. Regardless, it nev­er fails to get a big laugh.

But per­haps the ques­tion should­n’t be why is Planet of the Apes a great film, but how the heck did they man­age to make 4 suc­cess­ful sequels out of such depress­ing mater­i­al? As someone who admits going “ape for a day” by sit­ting through all 5 Ape films the­at­ric­ally in one long, mara­thon after­noon and even­ing back in ’73, I can attest to the strange pull this apo­ca­lyptic series (the world ends twice!) had on young kids of the era. Coming between Space Odyssey and Star Wars, the Apes films remain for those of a cer­tain age (of which you and I qual­i­fy) the miss­ing link between those mas­ter­pieces. The thing is they’re so pop­u­lar des­pite the incred­ible down­er of the sequels dis­tress­ing end­ings. Particularly Beneath’s dooms­day scen­ario with it bomb wor­ship­ping, radi­ation scarred mutants. (And his was rated G!) It’s final nuc­le­ar white out always man­aged to freak me out and per­haps if the series ended there, we could com­pare the two end­ings for their potency but the suf­fer­ing was­n’t over yet. Escape and Conquest invent­ively con­tin­ue the series with a little time trav­el­ing slight of hand, only to con­clude with the murder of two of the sur­viv­ing sym­path­et­ic simi­an char­ac­ters and a full scale ape revolt against their human mas­ters. What was so mem­or­able was how we all cheered the ape guer­illa army on, no mat­ter how many people they killed along the way. We were clearly on the side of the oppressed, ape or human.

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  • Aaron Hillis says:

    Here’s that Twilight Zone / POTA mash-up I men­tioned last night: http://theforbidden-zone.com/media/tzone.shtml

  • lazarus says:

    Personally, I’ve always pre­ferred the third film (Escape From…) and the fourth (Conquest Of…) to the ori­gin­al. Bringing the intel­li­gent apes back to our “present” pushes the racism/xenophobia sub­text right to the fore­front, and the follow-up which shows HOW the apes took over is actu­ally pretty intense. The end­ings of both films are just as cyn­ic­al and chilling as the ori­gin­al’s money shot. Roddy McDowell gets bet­ter with each install­ment (chan­ging roles here between the two films), and both have, you know, MONTALBAN.
    One of the few series of films that did­n’t fol­low the dimin­ish­ing returns route, though the final install­ment (Battle For…) is pretty hard to defend.
    The TV show was­n’t bad, either.

  • vadim says:

    As a his­tor­ic­ally deprived young ‘un, it’s actu­ally pretty OK. It’s got decent ten­sion between the dated-but-revealing ele­ments and the actu­ally clev­er stuff. Plus I’m still weigh­ing the poten­tial mer­its of Franklin J. Schaffner, auteur. No, really…

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    This film is emin­ently defens­ible, as is the rest of the series (maybe with the excep­tion of “Battle”). The first film works on mul­tiple levels, be it an allegory (which is the most obvi­ous), mis­an­throp­ic nihil­ism, a com­ment­ary on Heston’s pre­dilec­tion on play­ing mes­si­an­ic prot­ag­on­ists (as Failla points out), apo­ca­lyptic fore­warn­ing, or even some­thing as simple as a rip­ping time-travel sci-fi yarn (more air­tight than the “Back to the Future” flicks, for sure).
    And it has one of the most unique prot­ag­on­ists found in movies up to that point (please feel free to cor­rect me if I’m wrong on this one because I really am inter­ested in find­ing out). Taylor is one of two mis­an­throp­ic prot­ag­on­ists I remem­ber (the oth­er being Jimmy Stewart’s Rupert Cadell from “Rope”) that is then forced to defend human­ity’s vir­tues in order to pre­vail in his role as hero.

  • Campaspe says:

    For me, Planet of the Apes resides in a dif­fer­ent, but equally spe­cial and pecu­li­ar cat­egory of film appre­ci­ation: a movie whose vir­tues I can see (kind of) but I still hates it. Bored the stuff­ing out of me, Charlton or no Charlton.
    EXCEPT, of course, that end­ing, which really does make the whole god­damn movie. Absolutely Glenn, it’s one of the most kick-ass, twist-of-the-knife finales any of us will ever see.

  • bill says:

    Tony, I like your com­par­is­on of Heston in “Apes” and Stewart in “Rope”. I’ll have to watch “Apes” again with that in mind, as it’s been a very long time.

  • Phil G says:

    I’ve love the series, more from nos­tal­gia than any­thing else. I grew up in Phoenix, and when I was a kid there was a Saturday morn­ing movie series called “The Great Beyond”. They mostly showed old hor­ror and sci fi movies, everything from Val Lewton and the Universal hor­ror pic­tures to the Hammer movies to THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL and INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS to Roger Corman. The Planet movies were shown reg­u­larly, and my mom and I would watch them every time. Even though I own them on DVD, I only watch them when we’re vis­it­ing my par­ents and one hap­pen to pop up on TV. The movies them­selves have always been one of those things that I loved as a kid, but look­ing back at 34 I just can­’t see what I saw as a eight year old. Instead of being just good stor­ies, the racist/xenophobic sub­text that laz­arus refers to is like a ham­mer to the head. The movies try to hard to be socially con­scious and mean­ing­ful to the times. I was obli­vi­ous to it at the time, but it cringe indu­cing now.

  • Tim Lucas says:

    I love the way Heston says “Space is… bound-less” in his open­ing soli­lo­quy. I have a soft spot in my heart for these movies, which were the closest thing I had to a seri­al exper­i­ence in my child­hood. Hammer’s Dracula, Frankenstein and Mummy movies may have been sequels but wer­en’t often sequen­tial. I can remem­ber tak­ing a tape record­er to the drive-in with me when I saw CONQUEST and replay­ing Caesar’s revolu­tion­ary speech all the way home. “And where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward…”
    The fifth film is actu­ally con­spicu­ously more enter­tain­ing in its longer cut, which (unless I’m mis­taken, I’m not mor­bid about the Apes films) remains avail­able only as part of a Japanese laser­disc set.

  • Robert says:

    I agree the ori­gin­al Planet of the Apes is a clas­sic (Jerry Goldsmith single handedly change film music forever with this pic­ture). However, I always found its first sequel Beneath the Planet of the Apes the most ambi­tion of the series in both its story and imagery. And cer­tainly not want­ing to take any­thing away from Roddy McDowall’s and Kim Hunter’s con­tri­bu­tions to the series, but it is James Gregory’s men­acing per­form­ance of General Ursus (INVADE. INVADE. INVADE) that still stays with me today.

  • Steven Hart says:

    Funny how quickly the Tim Burton remake as dropped from every­body’s memory. And inter­est­ing that Charlton Heston was pretty much the only A‑list act­or of the time who took sci­ence fic­tion ser­i­ously. Not just SF, but usu­ally down­beat, dysto­pi­an stuff like “Soylent Green” and “The Omega Man.”
    When Heston went on his jihad against rap music and claimed “Cop Killer” was bad because of its nihil­ist­ic mes­sage, I wondered why nobody asked him to jus­ti­fy blow­ing up the world at the end of “Beneath.”

  • lazarus says:

    Tim, I’m pretty sure the cur­rent DVD release of Battle For… IS the exten­ded cut, though IMDB only shows it as being three minutes longer (96 min) than the the­at­ric­al ver­sion. The UK the­at­ric­al release was 86 min, which is why some may think that Japanese ver­sion is 10 min longer. I’m not sure how much bet­ter it could be with just a few minutes added, but I need to see it again anyway.

  • Steven Boone says:

    As black kids who devoured the Apes films whenev­er they showed up on loc­al TV in the ’70s and ’80s, my sib­lings and I just dug the thinly veiled Black Panther icon­o­graphy. There is noth­ing on this earth cool­er than gor­il­las in leath­er vests char­ging on horse­back. The cropped, con­trasty, poorly tele­cined prints you were apt to see back then just gave the visu­al meta­phors that much more stark, graph­ic punch. Like a Che or X silk screen tee come to life.
    But, yeah, Serling was not Mr. Subtle. The film is beloved mainly for that end­ing and a pleas­ing con­ver­gence of concept, art dir­ec­tion, cos­tume design, widescreen lens­ing and Goldsmith’s jungle gym score.

  • exliontamer says:

    I re-watched the five PotA films on AMC over Thanksgiving week­end after hav­ing avoided them for a few years (over­ex­pos­ure, don’t you know). I was sur­prised at how bit­ter and sar­don­ic the ori­gin­al film is – it leaves us almost noth­ing to hang on to, obvi­ously, but the fact that the ape civil­iz­a­tion plays as a sad, cruel joke on human­ity really sur­prised me. “Beneath” left me cold: visu­ally flat and prone to “Aliens” syn­drome, i.e., a vir­tu­al remake of the first film with increas­ingly out­ré ele­ments piled on in order to dis­tract from unin­spired plot­ting. “Escape,” which I’d pre­vi­ously hated, struck me this time as a return to form – jokey, bor­der­line camp for sure, but true to the tone of the ori­gin­al and just as scath­ing. The series could’ve ended there, with that weird, made-up real chimp blab­ber­ing “mama” over and over, but “Conquest” is still my favor­ite due to its unre­mit­ting bleak­ness (the tacked-on end­ing not­with­stand­ing). “Battle” I still can­’t stand; it’s like the fifth sea­son of “The Wire” – point­less, empty, and dull, and John Huston ain’t no Montalban.