Literary interludes

American Idiot (in which J.S. Foer once again reveals himself to be an insufferable twit)

By November 7, 2008No Comments

One thing for which you’ve got to give Jonathan Safran Foer cred­it: he’s cer­tainly con­sist­ent. Not as a writer, mind you. His debut nov­el, Everything is Illuminated, its under­stand­able pre­ci­os­ity aside (what was he, like, twelve when he wrote it?), could reas­on­ably be con­sidered “prom­ising,” while its fol­lowup, the 9/11-themed Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, was abso­lute twaddle. So, no con­sist­ency there. No, the way Foer is con­sist­ent is that every time he deigns to make some sort of pub­lic pro­nounce­ment, he sounds—to para­phrase Joe Pesci’s Nicky Santoro in Casino —like a com­plete fuckin’ jagoff.

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In  an AP story pub­lished yes­ter­day, all about how writers love Barack Obama because he, like them, is all writerly and stuff, Foer says, “Until now, my iden­tity as a writer has nev­er over­lapped with my iden­tity as an American — in the past eight years, my writ­ing has often felt like an anti­dote or cor­rec­tion to my Americanism.”

Wow. He’s not very bright, is he?  (For one thing, he’s using the word “Americanism” incor­rectly.)
Not to get all pat­ri­ot­ic or nation­al­ist­ic or what have you, there are cer­tain things in one’s cul­tur­al DNA that not only can one not escape from, but that one ought not even want to escape from. For one thing, Foer ought to under­stand that he writes—prissily, I grant you, but whatever—in American English, which is quite dis­tinct from the English they write across the pond. Secondly, there is a dis­tinctly American grain in lit­er­at­ure. (Imagine, for instance, Herman Melville as a European. You can­’t.) As an American writer, one can either go with it or go against it, but it’s always there. Whether you like it or not, your being an American is not viti­ated by the fact that you think our cur­rent President is a douchebag, or whatever the hell your prob­lem is. 

When they were work­ing in the U.S., Lubitsch and Wyler and Wilder all proudly iden­ti­fied them­selves as American filmmakers—and they cre­ated some of the greatest of American films. Russian-born Vladimir Nabokov con­tin­ued to identi­fy him­self as an American writer even as he spent his final years in Switzerland. But pre­cious widdle Jonathan Safran Foer’s appar­ently above all that. When I read Foer’s quote, I was reminded of a 9/11 story that I did­n’t tell in my remin­is­cence here this year. One of the people I ran into in the lobby of the Toronto Hyatt was Vincent Gallo, who was star­ring in Claire Denis’ Trouble Every Day. I asked the wild-eyed self-styled icon­o­clast what he thought of what was going down, and he said, “Well, I dunno. I’ve been feel­ing pretty estranged from New York for a while, so…” And he shrugged. “But I guess it’s bad, yeah.” 

So if you’ll excuse me, I’m now going to stroll up to Park Slope and kick the crap out of Foer. Although I might force him to listen to the MC 5’s Back in the U.S.A. first. 

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  • bill says:

    Ugh. I haven’t read Foer, and one of the reas­ons is that a while back, around the time “Extraordinarily Noise and Pretty Nearby” came out, I read an inter­view with him in which he com­plained about the idea of writ­ing being regarded as a “craft”. He said some­thing to the effect that no good writ­ing could be pro­duced until a writer dis­pensed with that notion. I don’t believe he said what he thought writ­ing SHOULD be regarded as, apart from the implic­a­tion that it was the arti­est of Arts. Anyway, I took the whole thing to mean that he was­n’t fit to spit-shine Donald E. Westlake’s shoes.
    And this “Americanism” horse­shit is just the cap­per. I’ll not be sul­ly­ing my book­shelves with his name, I tell you! And as a PS, I’m still read­ing “Revolutionary Road”, and I can guar­an­tee you that Yates under­stood that writ­ing was a craft, along with everything else it can be, and is.

  • This is emblem­at­ic of a cer­tain strain of blog­ging I tend to shy from, but, well, fuck that for now.
    –JSF’s emblem­at­ic of every reas­on I stopped writ­ing fic­tion a couple years ago. I mean, fuck. Not that I think my WAY WAY WAY too sub­ject­ive (and yes pre­co­cious) attempt at a first nov­el – I did­n’t quite get I could not be nor will I ever be Thomas Wolfe or James Agee, much less Jonathan Lethem, at age 23, how­ever sly my aping – was in the same cat­egory of limp-dick’ded-ness as the words Sr Foer arranges(?), but, well, it was a lot to weigh look­ing at that manu­script I prin­ted – that manu­script I knew few would or even should read – all while home­body keeps get­ting paid, I mean PAID, to spew nonsense.
    And, yes, bill (and GK): Yates is on some pur­ity shit I can­not touch either. Also, smart. Like, yes, please.

  • bill says:

    I have to say, hav­ing just read the actu­al AP art­icle, that EVERYBODY quoted there came off as insuf­fer­able. Jane Smiley is “con­vinced” that Obama wrote the speech him­self? Well, if she’s con­vinced then I guess there’s noth­ing left to say.

  • Keith Uhlich says:

    After the Park Slope-set dust has settled, Glenn, stop by Dan’s and mine for a drink.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Bill, Smiley’s quite the piece of work her­self. A few years ago she put for­ward the inspired idea of remov­ing “Huckleberry Finn” from the canon—all those “n‑words,” you know—and repla­cing it with the well-nigh unread­able “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” because…well. you can guess. As Mr. Bunny would say, “What a tar-rar-rar-goon-dee‑a.”

  • bill says:

    Yes, I remem­ber hear­ing about Smiley’s war against Twain. Simply unbe­liev­able, even uncon­scion­able. How can you call your­self a writer, and hold a belief like that?

  • Campaspe says:

    I can­’t com­ment on JSF–don’t know the first thing about his writ­ing and am not inclined to find out–but Gallo’s epic asshol­ery nev­er ceases to amaze. I wish he would ali­en­ate him­self right out of my city.

  • Brian says:

    And not to be pedant­ic, but– which “America”? I mean, that’s a pretty big and diverse tra­di­tion of writers. And one of the greatest, Walt Whitman, summed it up for me: “Do I con­tra­dict myself? Very well then, I con­tra­dict myself. I am large, I con­tain mul­ti­tudes.” Isn’t THAT America– big, con­tra­dict­ory, glor­i­ously para­dox­ic­al? We can all dis­agree about cer­tain spe­cif­ic lead­ers or move­ments or moments, but damn–that kind of mul­ti­tu­di­ous­ness is a gift for a writer, not a trap.

  • Preston says:

    An insight­ful piece by Malcolm Gladwell in the New Yorker a few weeks back had ‘yer man’ as one of the interviewees.
    http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/10/20/081020fa_fact_gladwell?currentPage=all
    The art­icle is about ‘late bloom­ers’ in the arts. (A facin­at­ing top­ic for this blog someday per­haps) Foer, being a ‘non-late bloom­er’ came across as a right git when he could­n’t fathom that writers have to take time to hone their craft. Really?

  • Josh says:

    Sorry, I just can­’t work up the sense of out­rage. I enjoyed Everything is Illuminated, and haven’t read any­thing else by JSF. It’s true, he sounds like an idi­ot in the AP art­icle, but I see it more as a silly sound­bite stem­ming from a gen­er­al sense of relief and ela­tion than any­thing more ris­ible. Certainly, I scoffed upon read­ing the entire quote, but I did­n’t feel any desire to pum­mel him.
    As for Smiley’s com­ment, when she says she’s “con­vinced,” I think she means that Obama gave a very con­vin­cing per­form­ance, which is true, and he reportedly does write his speeches, so I’m not sure what the big issue is there. I’ve read Dreams of My Father, and was sur­prised at how thought­ful it was, and how nuanced in its view of race and ethnicity.
    When I saw Eugene Jarecki’s Why We Fight, what stood out to me about Ike’s fam­ous farewell speech was not just how pres­ci­ent it was, but how eru­dite and force­ful his rhet­or­ic was. After two dec­ades of bull­shit fake folksi­ness out of the White House, it was a shock to see a pres­id­ent address­ing the American people as though they were cap­able of under­stand­ing the English lan­guage, let alone the com­plex­it­ies of his argument.
    I think it’s under­stand­able that those of us who love our lan­guage and what it can express are thrilled that the American people elec­ted an intel­li­gent and artic­u­late man to be our next pres­id­ent. I can under­stand it if these writers got a bit car­ried away.

  • Phil G says:

    I’m reminded of some­thing Hemmingway wrote or said (I can­’t remem­ber which and I’m not able to look it up): “What every writer needs is an abso­lutely earthquake-proof shit-detector. Every real writer has one.”
    From the AP story, I’d say every­one of those writers would fail the test. I’ve nev­er met any­one who would admit to read­ing some­thing by Smiley, and I’ve always thought that people only claimed to read and like Morrison to because of the cult of Oprah. Her books are tedi­ous and are filled with such over­wrought lan­guage you want to bang your head against the wall. I nev­er have read Foer, but he seems to be the per­fect can­did­ate for the Joaquin Phoenix Uber Douche Award.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I nev­er under­stood Smiley’s war on Twain; why hold up Uncle Tom’s Cabin as a counter­example to begin with? It’s a his­tor­ic­ally sig­ni­fic­ant pot­boil­er, but that’s all it’s suc­ces­ful at- being a potboiler.

  • Herman Scobie says:

    Why did­n’t AP inter­view Tom Pynchon?

  • I second Campaspe’s com­ment. What a knob.

  • Rasselas says:

    Everybody’s so tough on the Internet. When did every­one get so tough?

  • bill says:

    Just before you got here.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    It’s not that we’re so tough. It’s just that Foer is so, so, soft.
    Still, lest my jests be mis­un­der­stood, let me make clear that I have no inten­tion of kick­ing the crap out of, or pum­mel­ing, Mr. Foer, and in fact have no desire what­so­ever for any form of phys­ic­al con­front­a­tion with the twerp. Just so we’re clear.

  • Joel says:

    While I find Foer’s com­ments to be insuf­fer­able, I’m sad to see every­one leap upon Stowe for asso­ci­at­ing a bit too closely, from bey­ond the grave, with Jane Smiley. Maybe I’m biased–my dis­con­tin­ued PhD dis­ser­ta­tion con­tains a chapter on Stowe, par­tic­u­larly on her under­read The Minister’s Wooing–but this just seems like the product of mid-twentieth cen­tury lit­er­ary cri­ti­cism, the old anti-sentimental, anti-paleface pre­ju­dice. So what if Smiley wants to replace one work with the oth­er on school syl­labi? That may be incred­ibly stu­pid, since one is a gen­er­a­tion removed from the next, there­fore mak­ing them less inter­change­able, but it does­n’t dimin­ish Stowe’s work.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Joel—your points are well taken, and appre­ci­ated. Look…my ini­tially over­heated com­ments not­with­stand­ing (and I apo­lo­gize for them), I think Stowe is an hero­ic fig­ure in American lit­er­at­ure, who should be read, appre­ci­ated, and stud­ied. My argu­ment with Smiley has to do with her condescension—her notion that young read­ers of today won’t be able to “get” Twain. That’s ill-informed, and insulting.

  • Discman says:

    The AP art­icle is insuf­fer­able and trans­par­ent. Reagan was a writer, too – wrote many of his speeches, if not nov­els. Did these authors swoon over Reagan? No, they surely des­pised him, as did so many of our “intel­lec­tu­als” at the time.

  • Tim says:

    I’m going to be all maverick‑y and stand up for J.S. Foer. I haven’t read his debut, but I actu­ally quite liked Extremely Loud des­pite its pre­cious­ness. I guess you’ll just have to take my word for it that I have good taste in oth­er lit­er­at­ure. My wife and I went to hear him inter­viewed after ELIC came out, and he came across as friendly, thought­ful, and not at all douche‑y. I met him briefly after­ward and we talked about our mutu­al love of Philip Roth.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Well, Tim, I’d take your word more read­ily if you’d provide some examples. Not that I don’t. Still.
    I’m not sur­prised that Foer is friendly to fans. Every little bit helps. And it’s nice that he likes Philip Roth. Who is every inch an American writer, and would nev­er be so thor­oughly dense as to try and deny it.

  • bill says:

    Good point, Discman. All Foer and the rest of the writers in that art­icle are really say­ing is that they agree with Obama’s polit­ics. And, of course, they’re also imply­ing that those who don’t share those polit­ics are anti-intellectual, and anti-art…mouthbreathers, in oth­er words, who dream only of ban­ning books.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Hmm. When Bill’s right, he’s right. I mean—and I speak as some­thing of a leftie myself—the odds that these usu­al sub­jects are ONLY behind Obama on account of some hifalutin lit­er­ary ped­i­gree is ridicu­lous. Many of them might have swooned over Barack even if he talked like Rudy Ray Moore. Come to think of it, I might have dug that myself…
    Reagan’s an inter­est­ing case. Frequently under­rated by folks on my side of the polit­ic­al fence. Not, how­ever, under­rated by one Barack Obama. I think the guy learned quite a bit from R.W.R.

  • B.W. says:

    Amen, Glenn. “Extremely Exploitative and Incredibly Irritating” is just about the most galling nov­el I’ve ever read, and it does­n’t sur­prise me that the man who man­aged to use the 9/11 tragedy as grist for the cutesy story of a pre­co­cious lil kid, has some not-too-bright things to say about Obama and his own “Americanism” or lack thereof.
    But a sur­prise in the AP art­icle was the passing men­tion of Michael Chabon, who I like a lot more than Foer. Chabon became an Obama sup­port­er “through the qual­ity of his prose”? Really? That’s what did it? I guess this proves that left-wing cul­tur­al elites can be just as myop­ic and wrong­headed as right-wing philistines.
    The really inter­est­ing throwaway line in the art­icle, though, is the bit about Obama’s “stu­dent poetry” being praised by Harold Bloom! Obama did­n’t go to Yale, did he? How did he know Bloom? This is a fas­cin­at­ing tease for lit nerds.
    Oh, and if Foer was nev­er able to recon­cile his writer­ness with his Americanness, I guess he nev­er read or heard any of Abraham Lincoln’s speeches or let­ters. Lincoln’s prose was often stun­ningly gor­geous, and last I checked, he was a pretty great American too.

  • novakant says:

    Not to get all pat­ri­ot­ic or nation­al­ist­ic or what have you, there are cer­tain things in one’s cul­tur­al DNA that not only can one not escape from, but that one ought not even want to escape from. For one thing, Foer ought to under­stand that he writes—prissily, I grant you, but whatever—in American English, which is quite dis­tinct from the English they write across the pond. Secondly, there is a dis­tinctly American grain in literature.”
    I don’t know about that – I’m cer­tainly not deny­ing that upbring­ing and nation­al­ity play a role in author’s works, but aren’t the most inter­est­ing authors those that tran­scend such bound­ar­ies? And are “American authors” really bound by “American English”?
    Case in point: T.S. Eliot, Henry James or E. A. Poe
    And in the lar­ger con­text of world lit­er­at­ure: is Shakespeare being English, Goethe being German, Borges being Argentinian, Calvino being Italian, Cervantes being Spanish really such a defin­ing aspect of their work? What about Kafka? Was he Czech, Jewish, Austro-Hungarian, German, Bohemian?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Interesting points, Novakant. I do believe in a cer­tain uni­ver­sal­ity of great art. But I’m not sure if tran­scend is the right word. Eliot very delib­er­ately and self-consciously remade him­self as an English poet, in a way that Pound, for all his years in Europe, nev­er quite did. The clash of American and European cul­tures is one of James’ great themes. Poe wrote as much about Europe as Karl May wrote about the American Old West…and yet…
    I cer­tainly don’t think that the nation­al iden­tit­ies of the authors you cite above are not per­tin­ent. If Calvino had not been Italian, he would not, per­haps could not, have writ­ten “In the Nest of Spiders,” for instance. While Borges’ fantas­i­as appear to “tran­scend” nation­al­ity, I doubt that “Emma Zunz” and/or “The South” would be what they are without bene­fit of Borges being Argentinean. A non-English Shakespeare’s “Henry IV” would be a little dif­fer­ent than the ver­sion we have…
    As for Kafka—his fluid­ity in this respect is cer­tainly reflec­ted in the work…

  • burritoboy says:

    Even more bizar­rely, once you think about it, Foer’s debut nov­el has him­self as a char­ac­ter as an archetyp­al American. And the nov­el is – in that abso­lutely clas­sic American genre – the “Americans go to Europe” story which every gen­er­a­tion appar­ently tries to recreate.
    I would stick up a bit for Foer’s com­ment about being unable to recon­cile being an artist with being an American – in Foer’s spe­cif­ic case, I think Foer is bull­shit­ting us, but it’s not an easy ques­tion in gen­er­al to wrangle with.

  • Steven Boone says:

    Funny, I had just star­ted in on that Loud/Close book yes­ter­day (the NYC Rescue Mission was giv­ing away free books) when I came across this link from The House Next Door.
    So far Loud/Close is split­ting its time between tap dan­cing on my nerve end­ings in cleats and for­cing me to appre­ci­ate the charm of a weird know­it­all kid and his cool­er than cool dad. So I have to stick up for JSF the way I stick up for Wes Anderson: Let the little punk sing his song, there’s some truth in it. So far.
    I’m not fond of any­body who sal­iv­ates over their coun­try, some­body else’s coun­try, their neigh­bor­hood, their foot­ball team, etc. It’s all stu­pid. Patriotism is fun­da­ment­ally stu­pid, irra­tion­al. People are people. Americans, Europeans, Brooklynites, Yankees fans– all need to get over them­selves and their pre­cious her­it­age. Burn all flags. I hope rainbow-colored Obama serves as a bridge to a future where nation­al iden­tity was­n’t such an obsession.

  • Jill says:

    I enjoyed the book and the film immensely. I have friends from Russia, and they said that this was the first movie made in US that truth­fully depic­ted liv­ing “over there”. Thank you for the article.