In early December, a New York City cop was charged with aggravated sexual assault in connection with an incident involving a subway chase. The cop’s name is Richard Kern.
It’s not all sordid bad news involving Our Finest this month, though. Over the weekend, an off-duty officer out of East Moriches, Long Island, assisted by his trusty chocolate lab, saved an elderly man stuck in an icy marsh from almost certain hypothermia death. That policeman’s name is Joe Sarno.
I’m really hoping that before the end of the year, a news story involving a lawman named, oh, Radley Metzger or something will surface, whereupon this will officially be a trend.
The ineffable Tina Tyler, Suburban Secrets, Sarno, 2004
I suppose that would be the best choice, seeing as we would be waiting a while if we wait for a cop named Jess Franco or Tinto Brass to pop up in some story somewhere.
I think I see a TV show in this somewhere. Probably called “Vice Cops”, or something.
What sort of left-field X‑mas gift is it to find a photo of the lovely Tina Tyler on Some Came Running? Thanks, Glenn!
I could pick Tony Tedeschi out of a line-up without seeing his face. And you just know there is a NYC cop named Andrew Blake. Tina Tyler was smoking hot back in the day. Not as hot Ashlyn Gere or Stacey Valentine or Chrissy or Sierra or Kiss or Tiffany Millions or Nikki Dial or P.J. Sparxx (no one, but no one, was ever as hot as P.J. Sparxx), but pretty hot nonetheless.
I don’t know, she looks pretty effable to me.
(Sorry. I had to.)
@Sam: Not to come off all crass or anything, but you don’t know the half of it. Or maybe you do.
I’m reasonably certain my Facebook friend Tristan Taormino would agree that the world could use a decent compilation of the adventurous Ms. Tyler’s work.