Misc. inanity

Do you give a shit about why I'm not going to Sundance?

By January 14, 2009No Comments

No, I did­n’t think so either. Apparently, the fact that a lot of cold-averse, broke-ass scrib­blers are skip­ping the fest is a big deal, or sig­nals a paradigm shift, or [yawn-fart-snore] some­thing. It occurs to me that one reas­on people adore journ­al­ists so much is their lack of self-importance. 

I’m not going, no. I’ll miss some things. Like the great swag. Remember?

Smaller swag

Those were the days, huh?

Okay, now I’m gonna go watch the Criterion disc of Powell & Pressburger’s The Small Back Room. Priorities, you know. 

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  • Dan says:

    I’m try­ing to remem­ber the last time Sundance showed a movie that I actu­ally bothered to see. Not in a theat­er, just see, peri­od. I lit­er­ally can­’t think of a damn one.
    Is Sundance even a fest­iv­al any­more? It seems more like a media pres­ence with an unusu­ally open sub­mis­sions policy than any­thing else, these days. It’s cer­tainly the only fest­iv­al I know of with an asso­ci­ated cloth­ing line.

  • md'a says:

    Having seen a fine print of The Small Back Room some years ago, I guess I had noth­ing bet­ter to do for five minutes yes­ter­day than answer Karina’s ques­tion. Say, I do believe it may be the same five minutes I’m wast­ing here today! Gotta work on that.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @md’a: Oh, don’t be so tetchy. You know I love you—well, like you an awful lot—and that I’m largely fuck­ing around.
    A couple of years ago at Toronto dur­ing the fest­iv­al, a journ­al­ist pal called and asked if I wanted to give her any quotes on a story she was doing wherein journ­al­ists com­plained about their hotel downgrades.(And boy, wer­en’t THOSE the days?) I’ll allow that the num­ber of journ­al­ists skip­ping Sundance is a more legit story than that. Still, when I read “This is the first time in 15 years that…Chris Gore isn’t going,” I’m like, “Um, okay…Gee, why did­n’t I send out a press release when I skipped Sundance for med­ic­al reas­ons in ’06?”
    More com­pel­ling than the per­son­al stor­ies of the journ­al­ists not going is, I think, what this says about the fest­iv­al over­all. If the fest isn’t some­how made more accom­mod­at­ing to the journ­al­ists for whom an idea of inde­pend­ent film means some­thing real, it’s going to be even more co-opted by “Entertainment Tonight” style cov­er­age of the fest­ival’s attend­ant celebrity bull­shit than it already is. Which could be kind of a shame.

  • shawn says:

    I think your second graph in that 1:44 com­ment is spot on, Glenn. And I won­der if Redford, privately, would­n’t like the thing to just with­er and fade.
    That said, even though it was my own choice, I still feel like the kid who got mumps the night before going to camp.

  • don r. lewis says:

    Oh Glenn…for a snark you sure have a fra­gile web-ego. I was quoted in that art­icle and the only reas­on I men­tioned Chris Gore was because for the past 15 years (or so) he and the man­aging edit­or pos­i­tion at Film Threat went with 2–3 freel­an­cers. We can­’t afford it this year and it’s just not worth it in terms of what gets covered and that rep­res­ents a break in the norm for us. Karina wanted to know what *our* reas­ons were…it was­n’t like “holy shit! Gore isn’t going!! Everyone aban­don ship!” It was just men­tioned in passing. Had I known you wer­en’t going, I would have name dropped you as well pal 😉
    And I agree with what you said in the com­ments and said as much to Karina about the fest­iv­al being acco­mod­at­ing. To quote from my email to her:
    “Add to that the fact that oth­er fest­ivals we cov­er like SXSW, CineVegas and AFI (Dallas and L.A.) are much more access­ible in terms of get­ting to and into screen­ings, access to the film­makers and a gen­er­al envir­on­ment that we’re val­ued and wanted there and hav­ing us reg­u­lars skip Sundance is almost a no-brainer. The press office at Sundance does an unbe­lieve­able job but the fest­iv­al is just so massive and inund­ated with people from all over the globe that once you get your press cre­den­tials, you’re on your own.”
    So, yeah. We can do more work in terms of cov­er­age, reviews and inter­views at pretty much every oth­er fest­iv­al and trust me, Film Threat busts ASS at fests. We covered EVERY film at last years SXSW and CineVegas sans the shorts. Sorry shorts!
    Plus I went to the AVN Awards last week­end which I have a feel­ing was prob­ably more enter­tain­ing and fun than the grind of Sundance.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    The AVN awards—would I?!?!?
    How were they this year Who was there? Did you see Sasha Grey? I can­’t find the cov­er­age on FIlm Threat, am I miss­ing some­thing? Please advise.

  • md'a says:

    Well, yeah, I did­n’t ima­gine that any­one cares over­much about my per­son­al adven­tures in bank­ruptcy. But I did think it was worth not­ing that I’m pre­pared to make sac­ri­fices to be at Cannes and Toronto that just aren’t worth it when it comes to Sundance. If you have to skip one major fest­iv­al, it’s prob­ably gonna be the one that shows you films on fold­ing chairs in a hotel con­fer­ence room.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @md’a: Re: sac­ri­fices. You and me both, man. I keep watch­ing the Euro/Dollar exchange rate drop a little more each day.
    Hey, how’s this for a high-concept idea? Let’s you and I just go nuts bitch­ing each oth­er out on vari­ous and sun­dry threads, until we cre­ate the impres­sion that we really can­’t stand each oth­er. Then, we go to some new media entre­pren­eur and sell him/her on the idea of send­ing us to Cannes as room­mates. From there we make web­casts and vlogs of our hil­ari­ous squabbles , and maybe throw in some film cri­ti­cism. Whaddya think?

  • md'a says:

    Only if you can con­vince them to call it “The Reel World.”

  • Sam Adams says:

    Considering that half the movies I most want to see have already screened in NY, there won’t be much dif­fer­ence, except that you’ll be colder on the East Coast (really). If I’d seen IN THE LOOP already I might have stayed home and cleaned out the basement.

  • Brandon says:

    Had “Gran Torino” been a Western with Native Americans repla­cing the Hmong would we even be hav­ing this conversation?”
    I like this idea. My major hangup is (among oth­ers men­tioned above) the way in which the film por­trays its ‘enemy’. The Asian ‘gang­sters’ are what makes this movie bad, in my opin­ion. They have no depth. They have no real men­ace in their char­ac­ter­iz­a­tion. We are let to assume ste­reo­typ­ic­al things about them that are not sub­stan­ti­ated with­in the film. They are card­board cut-out movie vil­lains, who hap­pen to also be Asian (Granted, not some­thing you see much of in Hollywood, out­side of action/martial arts movies).
    Yet, if we think of them as the Other “injun” in a post­mod­ern neo-Western trope or some such thing, then I guess that’s for­giv­en as clas­sic­al storytelling without regard to (non-white) race?
    Comparing the Asian gang­sters to the African-American teen­agers (who are NOT sup­posed to be gang­sters) that stop Sue in the street, is this just the con­sequence of bad per­form­ances vs. decent ones, or are the ‘gang­sters’ *sup­posed* to be caricatures?
    For what it’s worth, I think Eastwood man­ages to both cri­ti­cize and rev­el in the hol­low­ness of post­mod­ern, American mas­culin­ity; it’s like he’s offer­ing it up as its own sym­bol­ic mar­tyr. The White Man is dead, long live the White Man! Jeez.

  • Nick says:

    Heh, you almost look like Sid Haig in that photo Glenn. I was get­ting Captain Spaulding vibes.

  • Cadavra says:

    Actually, GRAN TORINO is really just a mod­ern retell­ing of THE SHOOTIST (dir­ec­ted by Eastwood ment­or Don Siegel), right down to the end­ing. So it pretty much already has been done as a western.

  • This sucks. Already we don’t like this woman, she’s really a looney, but to make up these quotes is stu­pid and low and takes our focus off this sur­real creature out of the Alaskan wilds.
    If she and McPain get in then we, as a coun­try, are surely doomed.