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Online film pieces we never finished reading, #1

By January 31, 2009No Comments

And evid­ent by the scath­ing reviews from Sundance of John Krasinski’s Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, it appears anoth­er film about aca­demia has failed to make a strong case for the sub­ject mat­ter. Too bad for the late David Foster Wallace, whose stor­ies were adap­ted for the film, that Gus van Sant was­n’t at the helm”10 Best Films About Academia, Christopher Campbell, Spout.

Yeah, too bad for Wallace, who must be liv­id, up there in the after­life he did­n’t believe in, from which he’s no doubt avidly fol­low­ing all the Sundance coverage.

Campbell’s pas­sage could have been worse, I sup­pose; he could have said Krasinski’s film “failed to make the grade,” ar ar ar. 

“…[Barbara] Loden had no prac­tic­al back­ground or train­ing in film­mak­ing when she landed on the idea of dir­ect­ing this intensely per­son­al pro­ject. But her drive to real­ize it drove her to forgo look­ing for con­ven­tion­al stu­dio fin­an­cing, ignore sound judg­ment (most of it com­ing from her then hus­band, Elia Kazan), and simply throw her­self face-first into the pro­cess.”Wanda—Nowhere Woman, Mary Bronstein, Hammer To Nail.

So chil­dren, what have we learned today? What was it that drove Barbara Loden? 

That’s right—it was Barbara Loden’s drive that drove Barbara Loden. Very good. 

I also enjoy “landed on the idea.” Keep it up, Mary! You write pretty some day!

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  • Joel says:

    Brief Interviews is about academia?

  • S.F. Hunger says:

    I love it when Glenn gets his claws out. Is there a hot body­build­er in the building?
    For a piece of film-meets-internet awe­some­ness (as opposed to the sad­ness in your post), check these babies out: http://spacesick.blogspot.com/2009/01/i‑can-read-movies-series.html

  • Claire K. says:

    That was my ques­tion, Joel. I’d heard some­where that it used ther­apy as a fram­ing device.

  • karina says:

    The Brief Interviews film invents a lonely­heart grad stu­dent, who con­ducts the tit­u­lar inter­views as an aca­dem­ic project/thinly veiled attempt to recon­cile her own heart­break at the hands of a char­ac­ter played by the dir­ect­or. That in itself may not have been fatal, but the film plays as if read­ing D.F.W. aloud to a broad once got Krasinski laid, so he figured if he just did that on film, he’d get *really* laid, like, a lot, like, for the rest of his life.
    Regardless, I think “could have been worse” ranks as high praise from Glenn re: Spout, so we’ll take it…

  • Jovani Remior says:

    Ouch.

  • Christopher says:

    Glenn, I haven’t seen the film, but I’ll make sure to include the “does­n’t make the grade” phrase in any review I write about it, just to make you happy. 😉
    Also, say­ing its too bad for DFW isn’t neces­sar­ily to mean too bad for his ghost/angel/whatever. It can also mean that its too bad for his leg­acy and work. Artsits like DFW can be con­sidered entit­ies after death.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I don’t want to pick too much on Christopher Campbell, who seems an ami­able and well-intentioned fel­low. Still, unless we’re going to enter some realm of meta­phys­ic­al spec­u­la­tion, I must con­tin­ue to main­tain (with much regret) that Wallace is no longer an entity. His WORK is an entity, yes, and had Christopher merely writ­ten “Wallace’s work would seem to deserve bet­ter as far as film adapt­a­tions are con­cerned,” we would­n’t be hav­ing this con­ver­sa­tion. The “you know what I meant” defense is, alas, pretty emblem­at­ic of what a close friend calls the “A for effort” eth­os that’s an ever-increasing fea­ture of online dis­course. Maybe I don’t really have any right to play drill ser­geant in this rack­et, but that’s just my own per­son­al mor­al fail­ing for you…

  • Christopher says:

    Fair enough. I’ll nev­er admit to be a per­fect writer, and so I appre­ci­ate your edu­ca­tion­al response to my improp­er choice of word­ing. I don’t take back what I wrote regard­ing my belief that an artist may be con­sidered an entity after death, but I under­stand why you think it would have been bet­ter for me to write, “Too bad for the work of David Foster Wallace,” or some­thing like that.
    And yes, I am quite ami­able and well-intentioned. Let’s get a drink some­time and have that meta­phys­ic­al debate.

  • Joel says:

    That fram­ing device makes sense to me, even though I think that Krasinski, with the help of at least one die-hard DFW fan I know of on the Office writ­ing staff, could have come up with a more inter­est­ing sub­sti­tute for the “…” of the stor­ies. That “…”, by the way, for the great reac­tions “she” inspires from her sub­jects, is, in a weird way, one of my favor­ite Wallace char­ac­ters ever. And where was The Browning Version on that list? Not the greatest movie, I guess, but still worth it for the awe­some Redgrave per­form­ance and for the regret that a lot of one-time-promising aca­dem­ics feel after they’ve wasted that prom­ise on years of ungrate­ful students.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    And by the way, kids, if you think I’M snarky, have a gander at the blo­go­spher­ic reac­tion to the melt­down of Pajamas Media. Start over at Instaputz (http://instaputz.blogspot.com/) and work your way around from there. I was par­tic­u­larly blown away by this: “PJM’s new hope is PJTV, a pay video site. Where you can pay to watch Glenn and Helen Reynolds. This is not unlike ask­ing people to pay to be punched in the face.” And that’s from a fel­low right-wing website!
    Which does remind me of anoth­er nice thing I could say about Spout: They did­n’t ask people to pay to watch “Butterknife.”
    Ar ar ar.

  • Campaspe says:

    Joel, I’ll second your vote for The Browning Version, although per­haps it was win­nowed out because it isn’t set in a col­lege or uni­ver­sity? I would have liked to see The Male Animal on the list. However, I really don’t think any­body should be too hard on Christopher, because he put Horse Feathers at num­ber 1. That cov­ers a mul­ti­tude of sins, in the Siren’s eyes at least.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Campaspe: So the joke’s essen­tially on me, for not fin­ish­ing read­ing. I LOVE “Horse Feathers,” maybe a little more, even, than the sac­red “Duck Soup.” Well played, CC.

  • Dan says:

    >SHRUG For every film, there is a group of people who abso­lutely hate it, and there’s some­body in that group who gets pub­lished on a reg­u­lar basis. Granted, some are more artic­u­late than oth­ers, but in the end, it boils down to some­body who should be able to sort their per­son­al feel­ings from their pro­fes­sion­al blow­ing the review. My per­son­al favor­ite was always Owen Gleiberman; I don’t think any crit­ic has had such a raging hatred for a film­maker quite like he had for the Coen Brothers. 

  • W. M. says:

    I’m glad John Fucking Krasinski “inven­ted” a char­ac­ter as a way of mak­ing Brief Interviews more eas­ily adapt­able. He took an incred­ibly potent form­al device (the unseen, hid­den inter­view­er) and wished it away with a flick of his hacky sacky fin­gers. This leads me to believe that Krasinski was­n’t neces­sar­ily inter­ested in Wallace’s work, but that he was more inter­ested in what kind of cul­tur­al cred he could nut­ball off of Wallace. The people who make movies really do think they’re smarter than writers, don’t they? I mean, that’s no joke. This movie is, though. There are a dozen form­al and struc­tur­al devices that Krasinski could’ve used to main­tain the integ­rity of Wallace’s work, and he chose none of them. I think Karina is right. Krasinski is a pussy hound with above aver­age read­ing com­pre­hen­sion skills.

  • Marilyn says:

    Forget the nit­pick­ing about care­less writ­ing – how about care­less par­rot­ing of sex­ist con­ven­tion­al wisdom:
    “ignore sound judg­ment (most of it com­ing from her then hus­band, Elia Kazan)” [I’ve also heard that her cine­ma­to­graph­er was really respons­ible for the bulk of what’s good about this film.]
    Of course, when a woman makes a great film (like Maya Deren’s), it’s always the man behind the woman who really knows what to do.
    FEH!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    The Bronstein piece is, as it hap­pens, rife with such fas­cin­at­ing, er, contradictions…

  • Dan says:

    @ W.M.:
    Fans of books tend to think “You just write the names of the char­ac­ters next to their dia­logue and VOILA! Brilliant screen­play.” Not so much. Novelists don’t have to col­lab­or­ate with act­ors, pro­du­cers, etc., they don’t have time lim­its, and they don’t have budgets (bey­ond what it costs to exist and keep a com­puter run­ning). So bring­ing a book to film isn’t neces­sar­ily a func­tion of the film­maker think­ing he’s smarter, it’s a func­tion of what they can achieve with the mater­i­als they have and the people they have to allow into the pro­cess. That’s why bad books tend to make good movies, and good books res­ult in, well, any film ver­sion of “Moby Dick” or “Myra Breckinridge”.

  • Joel says:

    W.M.,
    As you can see from my above com­ment, I’m also wary of how Krasinski has dealt with “…” in his adapt­a­tion. However, I don’t think he needs this film to get laid. Second of all, I hope that Will Forte plays the “vic­tory for the forces of demo­crat­ic free­dom” guy. That just seems right. From your com­ment, though, it sounds like you already saw it. Is it really that bad?

  • Tully says:

    Just to cla­ri­fy, I was respons­ible for edit­ing Ms. Bronstein’s piece. It seems like the cri­ti­cisms you men­tioned were spe­cific­ally edit­or­i­al ones. As I’m the only one respons­ible for read­ing all of the writ­ing on Hammer to Nail before it gets pos­ted, I think it makes more sense to blame me dir­ectly for any grammatical/linguistic/phrasing mis­steps. Thanks.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Tully—it’s com­mend­able for you to step up to the plate like this, and I take your point. Allow me to point out, how­ever, that most writers—that is, most writers who are unen­cumbered by nar­ciss­ism and that spe­cial sense of enti­tle­ment that often goes with it—will give their work, like, you know, a proofread­ing (or two) pri­or to sub­mit­ting it to an editor.

  • Tully says:

    This might be like talk­ing polit­ics with my par­ents, not to men­tion the fact that i think there are far more pro­duct­ive things both of us could be doing with our lives, but I will say that for myself, as someone who writes A LOT–mostly for the worse, in my insec­ure opinion–I am guilty every single day of proofread­ing cer­tain things sev­er­al times and still allow­ing egre­gious, obvi­ous mis­takes to slip past me. Are you insinu­at­ing that this writer did­n’t proofread her piece? What if she happened to have proofread it three times? Does that make her even worse as a writer? As a human being? I’m still not sure what point you’re try­ing to make when you take the effort to cut-and-paste and then cri­ti­cize someone else’s gram­mar. Is this a film blog or a middle school English blog?
    To give my own humble opin­ion on things, I can­’t shake the feel­ing that every time I read a post like this–from any­one in the world, mind you, not just you, Glenn, and not just about movies–it feels like an act of mis­placed con­des­cen­sion and hyper-insecurity. Removing the con­tent from the equa­tion, it always sounds like the bit­ter, jeal­ous whin­ing of a spoiled little boy who’s mad that a new kid showed up in class and is get­ting all the atten­tion. As someone who does­n’t carry that par­tic­u­lar gene, I’m truly fas­cin­ated by this beha­vi­or. Repelled, but fas­cin­ated. Which is why I’m here right now, I suppose.
    Okay, I’ll leave it at that. Feel free to put me in my place now. Break out the can of whup-ass if you want. I’ve yet to catch your gram­mat­ic­al wrath (at least I think), and know­ing how embar­rassed I am about my own writ­ing, I’m sure there’s enough fod­der for a twelve-part series. Or, bet­ter yet, why don’t you just ignore us shame­fully inept non-writers and pre­tend that we aren’t even here in the blo­go­sphere, brashly but­ting heads with you Genuine Professional Critics? (I look for­ward to an actu­al dis­cus­sion about this next time we see each oth­er; I’m too busy to start an online battle at the moment.)

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    You raise some inter­est­ing ques­tions, Michael, and I look for­ward (sort of) to dis­cuss­ing them with you in per­son some time. But let me just cla­ri­fy a few things.
    First, I did not seek out Mary Bronstein’s piece with the inten­tion of put­ting a hit on it. Quite the con­trary. I fol­lowed a link put up by the gen­er­ally reli­able David Hudson, in the expect­a­tion of being dir­ec­ted to a piece that might illu­min­ate me about a film I admire. And, less than a hun­dred words in, found ver­biage so sloppy and slap­dash as to constitute—and here’s the really sali­ent point, I think—an insult to any even semi-literate read­er. Because it is an insult. I really don’t under­stand why you can­’t see that.
    Am I con­des­cend­ing? Yes. Does it ever occur to you that some things deserve con­des­cen­sion? Mary Bronstein can­not write, but I’M the spoiled little boy who’s mad that a new kid is get­ting all the atten­tion? I’m per­fectly con­tent with what atten­tion I do get, I’ve got to tell you. You ask “why don’t you just ignore us shame­fully inept non-writers and pre­tend that we aren’t even here in the blo­go­sphere?” All I can say is, “But you are, Blanche.” And when inept writers waste one’s time with twaddle, they’ve earned get­ting called out on it.

  • Tully says:

    I just think it’s bet­ter (i.e., health­i­er) to ignore that which one thinks is bunk and worth­less and simply focus their energy in a more con­sist­ently pos­it­ive dir­ec­tion (mind you, this is being writ­ten by the crank who lam­basted Mr. Mendes repeatedly for his cas­tra­tion of his favor­ite book ever–based on your review, you might take excep­tion to my read­ing of what I found to be a sterile, unfor­giv­able atro­city). I agree with you that some­times drastic meas­ures must be taken, but I just don’t know if the above cases are worthy of your venom. Then again, that approach has as much of a right to exist in this crazy vir­tu­al uni­verse as my hip­p­i­fied one. So I guess that means I’m agree­ing with you. Whoops. Sorry for the intru­sion. Condescend away!

  • W.M. says:

    Yes, Joel, it is that bad. Krasinski, not surp­isingly, man­aged to reduce the book to noth­ing more than a act­or’s show­case. His instincts as a dir­ect­or are…well, he does­n’t seem to have any instincts.
    And I have to con­cur with Glenn. Mary Bronstein, or who­ever “wrote” her piece, is a hor­rible writer. This has noth­ing to do with blog­gers vs. print writers, new kids vs. old kids; it has to do with lazi­ness, with assum­ing that no work needs to be done, like say rewrit­ing, before some­thing is shown to the pub­lic; with caring about what you pro­duce as opposed to just want­ing kudos for pro­du­cing any­thing. But con­sid­er­ing that Mary Bronstein and Michael Tully are affil­i­ated with the Mumblecore crowd, who con­sider every shit they take to be a work of art (and so we come back to Wallace; hope­fully Krasinki won’t try to adapt Oblivion next), I’m not shocked to find such sloppy work on dis­play. That seems to be the key ten­et of their aes­thet­ic ethos.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Tully: I found your screed on “Revolutionary Road” quite enga­ging, with some well-taken points. I thought much bet­ter of the film than you or Andrew Grant did; that said, some things about it have been nag­ging me so per­sist­ently that I no longer feel com­pelled to defend it all that much. Also, I’ve tried not to feel “betrayed” by cine­mat­ic adapt­a­tions of great books ever since, well, Kubrick’s “Lolita,” which only resembles the nov­el in some par­tic­u­lars but is maybe two-thirds of a great film nonetheless.
    @W.M.: Thanks for the con­cur­rence, but…not to seem like a pussy, I’m not entirely com­fort­able with the ad hom­inem ele­ments of it. Tully and I are actu­ally friendly, and I think his films show both tal­ent and prom­ise. There are oth­er film­makers with whom he’s pro­fes­sion­ally and socially affil­i­ated with whom the case is…not so much. I try to engage works, writ­ten and cine­mat­ic, by their indi­vidu­al mer­its, but things can get a little dicey when you’re deal­ing with a so-called move­ment, or, more accur­ately, a num­ber of artists tied togeth­er by friend­ships and such. Contrary to some of my nas­ti­er posts and facetious Facebook status updates, I’m not really all that inter­ested in cul­tiv­at­ing enemies. But I have a low tol­er­ance for the kind of shod­di­ness you cite, par­tic­u­larly when coupled with an “aren’t I won­der­ful” atti­tude. That’s why I (stu­pidly, I admit) got on Emily Gould’s case so many months back.
    And yes, Michael, this is a film blog, not a middle English school blog. But when I stick to film, as in my piece on Hawks’ “El Dorado,” you can prac­tic­ally hear the crick­ets chirp­ing in the com­ments sec­tion. (Although many thanks to RWK.) So maybe I am some kind of atten­tion whore at that…

  • bill says:

    Sometimes, I’m sad about the con­ver­sa­tions I miss out on. The only thing I really have to add – apart from acknow­ledging that my own proofread­ing skills are weak­er than I used to think – is that with so many great writers dying off at an alarm­ing rate, and some of those deaths not gen­er­at­ing any­where near the amount of ink they should have, I see no prob­lem with bad writ­ing being called out. I wish it happened more often. The idea that doing so is simply a form of nit-picking, or arrog­ance, or some­thing, is just anoth­er side of the same coin. If bad writers aren’t called out, it’s only going to get worse. It will prob­ably get worse any­way, but at least we can try.

  • tc says:

    GK, you know I love you, but I wish you’d pull back here. Simple fact: I’d nev­er heard of Mary Bronstein before read­ing your post. You, on the oth­er hand, are a name to con­tend with for every­one who cares about film criticism.
    Sue me for wish­ing you’d save your ele­phant gun for, say, David Denby. I’ve mocked lesser-known crit­ics in bad moods myself, but I regret it. For all I know, Ms. Bronstein really is a bad writer, but a) maybe she’ll get bet­ter and b) this is get­ting cruel.

  • Peter says:

    Everyone is great. Isn’t that the way it has to be now? I’m going to assume that I’m older than almost every­one here. So here’s a piece of advice: stay where you are. Do not seek out those that are dif­fer­ent than you and for God’s sake, please do not glide out­side of your com­fort zone. I think it will be fatal if you do.
    When my sons were babies they used to get happy whenev­er they would take a par­tic­u­larly large dump. Look what I can do, they seemed to be say­ing. Some of you remind me of my sons. If you don’t like being cri­ti­cized, go flip bur­gers at McDonald’s. But if you want to be cre­at­ive, then grow a thick­er skin. I’m look­ing at you, Michael Tully. The world does not exist to val­id­ate your every thought and utter­ance. Sometimes what you say and think and do is going to be incor­rect. But you can­’t handle that. How are you ever going to get bet­ter at what you do if you don’t recog­nize when you fail? Or maybe you don’t want to get bet­ter. Becoming bet­ter is not as much fun and hav­ing your ass scratched all day long like a puppy. And all of your meas­ured, witty comebacks aren’t going to can­cel out what I just said. Grow up and become account­able for your actions, young man. Trust me, in the long run it will only be for the best.

  • tc says:

    I know for fact I’m older than you, Peter. People my age just aren’t that self-dramatizing.

  • Peter says:

    You’re not older than me. Nice try, though. If you were older than me you would know that people my age are as self-dramatizing as any­one. What else you got?

  • bill says:

    I’d just like to point out that you guys are arguing about which one of you is older. Carry on.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I should try and get Elliott Carter to come out and com­ment here. He’s lit­er­ally 100, so he’d shut every­body up.
    But seriously…this weighs upon me. The prob­lem with get­ting one’s claws out is that some­times you’re cheered on by con­freres, voci­fer­ously or not, and then some oth­er con­freres might reas­on­ably point out that speak­ing snark to the rel­at­ively power­less might not be the best use of one’s time, and then every­body’s yelling at each oth­er, and it gets like the end of “America Drinks and Goes Home” on the Mothers’ “Absolutely Free.” And I have pretty much zero leg to stand on in the “calm down, people” department.
    Still. Let’s. Calm down I mean. I think we all want the same thing, maybe just dis­agree on tac­tics. Perhaps those of the ori­gin­al post were over­blown, like using a how­itzer on a but­ter­fly. Okay, not a butterfly.
    Finally, I should point out that I sat through “Nights and Weekends” for a second time this after­noon, so you should all appre­ci­ate this spe­cial effort at nice­ness. But some­thing IS brewing…

  • Charles de Lint says:

    Why in God’s great green Earth would you sit through a Joe Swanberg movie twice? I’ll tell you what, Glenn, the next time you get the urge to watch one of his films, let me know and I’ll send you a Polaroid I took of my junk along with a CD‑R I made of a con­ver­sa­tion I had with my phleg­mat­ic 15 year old neph­ew about how he was doing in school.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I hear ya, Charles. As you may have inferred, I did­n’t do it for entertainment/enjoyment/art value, or for that mat­ter for my health. It’s for a piece, one which may eli­cit strong reac­tions, that I hope to get up here by Friday or before.

  • Charles de Lint says:

    Yes. Sounds awe­some. I love your writ­ing, Glenn. The stuff for The Auteur Theory web­site is good, good stuff. Cheers.

  • Matt says:

    Yes, but what was *driv­ing* the drive that drove her?

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    That’s bad writ­ing, to be sure, but does it make her a bad writer? I’ve writ­ten some atro­cious prose before, rife with spelling and gram­mat­ic­al errors, only noti­cing my mis­takes when I showed it to someone who does­n’t usu­ally read blogs. (We won’t even get into my extem­por­an­eous com­ments here.) Am I a bad writer? I hope not. Or rather, I hope to be judged – at least aes­thet­ic­ally and intel­lec­tu­ally – by my best work, not my worst. Also, I have to con­cur with Tully on anoth­er count – you are big­ger fish than this young woman, Glenn, so your cri­ti­cism comes off as cringingly (real word? bad writ­ing?) condescending.
    On the oth­er hand, were it not for the snark, would we get such com­puls­ively read­able com­ments sec­tions as the pre­ceed­ing? Culminating, no less, with this price­less gem from bill:
    “I’d just like to point out that you guys are arguing about which one of you is older. Carry on.”
    Thanks, all.