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By February 15, 2009No Comments

This has been a big week for con­ser­vat­ives weigh­ing in on le cinema, what with, for one thing, National Review’s Top 25 Conservative Movies of the past who the hell knows years. I haven’t weighed in on the, um, mater­i­al con­tained therein, ’cause it’s not really my depart­ment and all (UPDATE: see here for a far more expert assess­ment), but rest assured that I was excep­tion­ally tickled by such gems as Kathryn Jean Lopez’s I‑actually-don’t-like-it-at-all-but-it’s-still-a-classic-cause-the-chick-in-it-doesn’t-get-an-abortion assess­ment of Juno, and Michael Long’s not-naming-names-because-there-actually-aren’t-any obser­va­tion apro­pos The Edge, “[s]ome have inter­preted the film as a Cold War allegory because it fea­tures a men­acing bear.” Hilarious, and believe me, there’s more, includ­ing an else­where noted write-up of Master and Commander that’s all, “see, even a lib­er­al like A.O. Scott can recog­nize this movie’s con­ser­vat­ism!” And indeed he can. I should note the list actu­ally high­lights far more good movies than bad, which is nice. 

But, more to the point, the week also brought “A Report to the Industry” by cul­ture war­ri­ors Ted Baehr and Tom Snyder (not the dead one), and it is from their February 12 Wall Street Journal piece, “A Hollywood Stimulus Plan: Make More Uplifting Movies,” that I extract the nug­get of per­plex­ity which inspires this post’s hed: 

“The money­mak­ing trend was sim­il­ar for movies with expli­cit or impli­cit anti­com­mun­ist con­tent. That group – includ­ing an “An American Carol,” which mocks com­mun­ism; “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” where Indy reviles com­mun­ists and their impov­er­ished ideo­logy is exposed; “City of Ember,” where a tyr­ant steals from the people; and “Fly Me to the Moon,” about the space race between the U.S. and the Soviet Union – aver­aged $71.8 mil­lion at the 2008 box office in America and Canada. By com­par­is­on, movies with pro-communist con­tent, such as “Che,” “The Children of Huang Shi,” “Gonzo,” “Trumbo” and “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” aver­aged a measly $7.9 mil­lion in 2008.”

Wait—Vicky Cristina Barcelona has pro-communist content? 

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  • Tom Russell says:

    What’s espe­cially amus­ing is that “An American Carol” only made about 7 mil­lion. But when your data set includes Indiana Jones 4, which made over 700 million…
    Ah, statistics.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Oops, Indy 4 only made 317 mil­lion domest­ic­ally, and I see they’re using domest­ic num­bers. Mea culpa.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Well, con­sid­er­ing the grosses of “Moon,” and par­tic­u­larly “Ember,” they really needed “Indy” to get that par­tic­u­lar aver­age up…

  • That first art­icle should have been titled “Grasping at Straws”. My per­son­al favor­ite was their inclu­sion of “Brazil”, which includes this hil­ari­ous observation:
    “Terrorist bomb­ings, national-security scares, uni­ver­sal police sur­veil­lance, bur­eau­crat­ic arrog­ance, a cal­lous élite, per­ver­sion of sci­ence, and gov­ern­ment use of tor­ture evoke the worst aspects of the mod­ern megastate.”
    So, basic­ally, “Brazil” rep­res­ents an exag­ger­a­tion of how it was to live under the Bush admin­is­tra­tion. That said, most of the movies are good, but to clas­si­fy most of them as con­ser­vat­ive is quite a stretch. “300” is the best fit for the list, but the movie is garbage.
    That quote from the Wall Street Journal is cheat­ing the grosses. If you take “Indiana Jones” out of the anti­com­mun­ist group, the aver­age drops sig­ni­fic­antly as all the oth­er movies were major flops. The sup­posedly pro-communist movies were all inde­pend­ent films, which, of course, are going to aver­age lower than the movies from the first group as they wer­en’t released in many theat­ers and are going to appeal to smal­ler audi­ences because they’re not meant to be main­stream Hollywood product like “Indiana Jones” or “City of Ember”, not because of their thinly-veiled Stalinesque leanings.
    And, Glenn, Woody Allen has been sneak­ing pro-communist mes­sages into his films since “Bananas”. Didn’t you know that?

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    Tom beat me to it, but let me second his “bull­shit” on the aver­age of An Americal Carol’s costs with Indiana Jones’. I think it’s safe to say that only one of those films relied overwhelmingly/exclusively on its polit­ic­al con­ser­vat­ism to attract audi­ences, and it ain’t the one that cleared $100 million…or $10 mil­lion for that matter.
    I really have to check out those two links. I share some of the con­ser­vat­ives’ dis­taste for con­tem­por­ary cinema, but then they have to go spoil everything with their poor taste. Why not take refuge in a Buckleyesque Western-Civ-fetishizing cul­tur­al elit­ism, rather than this market-knows-best dumbed-down-blockbuster-but-with-a-right-wing-bent kick? At least then they’d have an aes­thet­ic leg to stand on.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    How about factor­ing “Iron Man” in as impli­citly pro-communist? After all, Tony Stark starts off as a weapons man­u­fac­turer and turns against the mil­it­ary indus­tri­al complex.
    This would help even out the num­bers somewhat.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ MovieMan: there are one or two such Western-CIv boost­ing titles on the list, but National Review has wandered so far from the Buckley roots that nobody par­ti­cip­at­ing seems to have noticed the most recent film adapt­a­tion of WFB fave “Brideshead Revisited.” For what it’s worth, here’s how I break down the films on the NR list:
    Masterpieces:
    “Metropolitan”
    “Brazil”
    “The Incredibles”
    “Gran Torino”
    Creditable to Excellent:
    “Master and Commander”
    The “Rings” Trilogy
    “Simple Plan”
    “Dark Knight”
    “Groundhog Day”
    “The Lives of Others”
    “Team America: World Police”
    Not-My-Cup-Of-Tea to Meh:
    “Narnia”
    “The Edge”
    “Juno”
    “Gattaca”
    “Heartbreak Ridge”
    “United 93”
    “Pursuit of Happyness”
    “Braveheart”
    Unmitigated Crap:
    “We Were Soldiers”
    “Ghostbusters”
    “Blast From The Past”
    “300”
    “Forrest Gump”
    Red Dawn:
    “Red Dawn”

  • Norm Wilner says:

    As for the appar­ent Commie lean­ings of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” – I guess three­somes have always been social­ist, right? From each accord­ing to his ability …
    These people are morons.

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    A second com­ment was acci­dent­ally deleted before post­ing, but I was going to say I actu­ally thought the NR list was MORE Buckleyesque than I expec­ted (which isn’t say­ing much, but still.)
    I like Gump, and think it’s more ambi­val­ent about the 60s than its boost­ers (and per­haps even the film itself) real­ize, but if I thought it was as dra­coni­an about the era – not to men­tion its sexu­ally abused heroine, whose fate Charlotte Hayes sneer­ingly implies is deserved – I’d prob­ably con­sider it “unmit­ig­ated crap” too. Surprised to see Ghosbusters on your shit list though – care to elaborate?
    What really fas­cin­ates me about the NR list, and by exten­sion the increas­ingly con­ten­tious con­ser­vat­ive move­ment as a whole, is its con­tra­dic­tions. One moment we’re prais­ing hard-work-gets-you-ahead in The Pursuit of Happyness, the next exalt­ing the hier­arch­ic­al everyone-in-his-proper place elit­ism of Master & Commander. Big Brother is good for Batman (and Bush), but bad (and lib­er­al) when it comes to Brazil. And then there’s The Incredibles which pits two vis­ions of con­ser­vat­ism – elit­ist and entre­pen­eur­i­al – against each oth­er, and gives the former the upper hand. One could even say that the film ISN’T con­ser­vat­ive, at least in the mod­ern sense, that the super­hero­ic fam­ily is Kennedyesque and patri­cian in its noblesse oblige while it’s the vil­lain who rep­res­ents Reaganesque values.
    In short, con­ser­vat­ives seem torn between two pos­tures: the We’re Misunderstood, It’s All About Liberty and Individuality school on the one hand and the Yup, We’re Reactionary and Elitist and Traditionalist and Proud Of It on the oth­er. Occasionally, these strands can com­ple­ment or at least not con­tra­dict one anoth­er, but quite often, as demon­strated above, they lead to a kind of cog­nit­ive dis­son­ance – hence the need for vari­ous extern­al boo­gey­man to dis­tract and lend coher­ence to the vari­ously author­it­ari­an and liberteri­an fore­fath­ers of the right wing (this is anoth­er reas­on why con­ser­vat­is­m’s had so much trouble since the fall of Communism).

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    Also, I see your second post has a reli­gious bent. It’s been said before, so I’ll tread lightly on the whole “Jesus hated the profit motive, hung out with the poor and dis­pos­sessed, defen­ded the sexu­ally illi­cit, preached a social gos­pel, etc.” man­tra. But can I also point out that Jesus was anti-family? Not only did he avoid mar­riage and child-rearing him­self, but he act­ively encour­aged his dis­ciples to aban­don their famili­al respons­ib­il­it­ies and showed scorn for the man who puts fam­ily before God.
    It’s been said that were Jesus to arrive in the present day, his present-day “fol­low­ers” would con­demn him as a com­mun­ist. But that paints him as too meek. I prefer to think he’d drive THEM from the temple, whip in hand.

  • Dan Yeager says:

    I’m now temp­ted to finally see “Red Dawn” since Glen has put it in a cat­egory by itself.
    Milius has always been to me a strange attrac­tion, a freak of sorts, giv­en his place among the young lions of the early ’70’s. (Coppola, Spielberg, Lucas, etal.)
    He comes across as a sage in Steve Erickson’s “Zeroville”, a fic­tion I won’t begin to describe since I’m into my fourth beer. (Any one read “Boy Wonder” by James Robert Baker?)
    Sorry to wander – burp! – off the path but…
    While there are works in any any of the arts that are first and fore­most polit­ic­al and which identi­fy them­selves with a cer­tain move­ment or party, it’s imma­ture to ascribe to the major­ity any par­tic­u­lar agenda.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @MovieMan: I guess I’m too hard on “Ghostbusters.” It’s just that the damn thing has nev­er once made me laugh. Even the best Murray stuff. Strange. (And the idea that it’s a con­ser­vat­ive film by dint of the fact that it makes a couple of aca­demia jokes, and its bad guy is an EPA dude—what a thin peg to hang that con­clu­sion on…)
    Your ana­lys­is is trenchant, and it points up the var­ied fal­la­cies one will fall into whenev­er one tries to pigeon­hole a lot of good art into a single embra­cing ideo­lo­gic­al con­struct. Your “Dark Knight” versus “Brazil” com­par­is­on hits the nail on the head. By the same token, one would be almost equally off-base to try and claim “Brazil” as a “great lib­er­al film” or some such. It’s an anti-totalitarian satire, but not a pre­script­ive one.

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    Oh, and of course “oppos­ing Nazi tyranny” and “res­ist­ance fight­ers unit­ing to save lives in World War II” are strictly con­ser­vat­ive con­tent (um, who did those “con­ser­vat­ive” res­ist­ance fight­ers team up with in real life again?).
    I really must stop here, but your second link is about as Buckleyesque as Sean Hannity on a crack binge and it’s driv­ing me up the wall.

  • partisan says:

    I noticed that NR admires “Braveheart” because it shows that free­dom is not only worth dying for, but worth killing for. Which sug­gests that the prob­lem with Gandhi, both the movie and the indi­vidu­al, was that he did­n’t kill enough Englishmen.

  • Campaspe says:

    MovieMan, you hit pre­cisely the part of the WSJ opin­ion piece that had me chuck­ing my copy across the room. Hello, anti-Nazi par­tis­ans = it’s a con­ser­vat­ive movie? Absolutely fuck­ing offensive.

  • Dan says:

    To be hon­est, I can actu­ally see a con­ser­vat­ive inter­pret­a­tion of some of these movies, but much of it seems rather thin. I think there’s only so far you can push a polit­ic­al angle on any movie, and that’s as far as the film­maker has con­sidered that angle. So, some­thing like Milius’ “The Wind and the Lion” you can take pretty far. “The Incredibles”? Not so much.

  • Dan says:

    @partisan
    No, they think it inspired legions of America’s youth to join the Army after 9/11, and that’s why all the lib­ruls hate that poor Mel Gibson.

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    Campaspe, the most iron­ic part, which I per­haps too vaguely alluded to in my com­ment, is that appar­ently the par­tis­ans whom the film Defiance depicts were allied with the Soviets – and some may even have par­ti­cip­ated in a mas­sacre of Poles dur­ing the war. But they’re fight­ing fas­cists, and as Jonah Goldberg has informed us fas­cists are lib­er­als, so ipso facto… (Goldberg, to be fair, actu­ally had some of the bet­ter blurbs in that NR piece.)

  • Campaspe says:

    Movieman, every now and again over the years I would meet the occa­sion­al bar­room gas­bag speech­i­fy­ing about how the key word in the Nazi party name was not “National” but “Socialist” and now whaddya know, some­body wrote a book, and appar­ently we are all doomed to hear an even lar­ger num­ber of people quot­ing it like it’s “The Great Terror.”
    I do agree with Glenn that Metropolitan is a mas­ter­piece, and def­in­itely a con­ser­vat­ive movie. The NR para­graph on it was­n’t bad. Many lib­er­als love Metropolitan too, though, because it speaks to con­cerns that often cross party lines, like the coarsen­ing of American cul­ture, the desire for more grace and refine­ment, to live a life full of good books and fine art and shut out the noise of the worst aspects of mod­ern­ity. Hell, it spoke to me, although I am def­in­itely not Upper Haute Bourgeoisie, more like pure horse thief, way back. Anyway it’s a type of con­ser­vat­ism that is far more appeal­ing than–well, a lot of oth­er stuff on NRO.

  • zxcvb says:

    I won­der how Whit Stillman feels about the Irrational Review co-opting his films as par­agons of neo-con vir­tue. They don’t seem to be able to under­stand the dif­fer­ence between a film about upper-class sol­ipsism and a film pro­mot­ing upper-class solipsism.
    What? The NR not hav­ing a nuanced under­stand­ing of some­thing? Impossible!

  • Tom Russell says:

    I agree with Glenn’s clas­si­fic­a­tion of “Red Dawn” as “Red Dawn”. It’s such a strange movie that begins with an abso­lutely ridicu­lous premise and then fol­lows it through with abso­lute con­vic­tion and excel­lent extra­pol­a­tion. That is, it asks the time-honoured ques­tion behind the best spec­u­lat­ive fic­tion, “If ‘x’ happened, what would it be like?”, and they answer that ques­tion to my sat­is­fac­tion. At the same time, “U.S.S.R. invad­ing and occupy­ing part of America” is a pretty damn per­pos­ter­ous “x” to begin with. I can­’t say if it’s a bad movie or a good one, and so I’ll be sure to par­rot Glenn’s clas­si­fic­a­tion when asked about it in the future. 🙂

  • John M says:

    Among the films with more con­ser­vat­ive con­tent were “Valkyrie” (with its theme of oppos­ing Nazi tyranny), “Defiance” (res­ist­ance fight­ers unite to save lives in World War II), “Bolt” (which pro­motes such mor­al val­ues as loy­alty, sac­ri­fice and doing the right thing), “Rambo,” “Prince Caspian” and “Gran Torino.” They and oth­ers in their cat­egory aver­aged nearly $70 mil­lion more per movie at the domest­ic box office than more lib­er­al movies. That group’s films range from those with very strong lib­ertine con­tent (such as “Mamma Mia!”) or licentious con­tent (“Milk” and “Brideshead Revisited”) to those with polit­ic­ally cor­rect con­tent, such as “Sex and the City” and “Under the Same Moon.” Also in the cat­egory are movies with anti-American con­tent, such as “Stop-Loss” and “The Visitor, and with very strong athe­ist or nihil­ist­ic con­tent, such as “Religulous” and “Wanted.“ ‘
    I just think this para­graph bears repeat­ing, that’s all.
    These guys took some horse-strength crazy pills before writ­ing this one.

  • partisan says:

    About Braveheart, and not only dying but killing for liberty: well we can all agree we have to do that to stop Hitler. But I would think “Come and See” would be a bet­ter choice. Or “The Battle of Algiers.” If you wanted to name a great movie of the past 25 years with clearly con­ser­vat­ive val­ues, I would choose “Russian Ark.” I also noted that all of the movies have sec­u­lar sub­jects. I don’t know how con­ser­vat­ive these movies are, (not very actu­ally), but appar­ently they’ve nev­er seen “L’Argent,” “Nostalghia” or “The Sacrifice.”
    How odd for Buckley to think “The Lives of Others” maybe the best movie he ever saw. Leaving aside sev­er­al hun­dred movies that are bet­ter than that which admit­tedly have noth­ing to do with com­mun­ism, I would think that “The Confession” was a much bet­ter movie, and more to the point about com­mun­is­m’s evils. (A power­ful man wants to abuse his power by dis­cred­it­ing someone and get­ting his girl­friend. He hires an invest­ig­at­or act­ing in good faith to do the dirty work. Although East Germany is a good place for this to be, giv­en the con­stant sur­veil­lance, this could take place in all kinds of soci­et­ies. South Korea under the Park régime had sim­il­ar levels of sur­veil­lance.) That reminds me that last year Andrei Wadja made a film about the Katyn mas­sacres (called, reas­on­ably enough, “Katyn”) where as it hap­pens his fath­er was murdered. Although it was nom­in­ated for best for­eign film and Anne Applebaum wrote an art­icle for the New York Review of Books about it, I haven’t heard of it since. You might think Big Hollywood might do some­thing use­ful and get this released.

  • bill says:

    As a con­ser­vat­ive myself, I’ll admit that some of these choice really don’t work. Like, say, “Brazil”, a film I love, but which I would not label right-leaning. If taken too far into a the-way-we-live-now inter­pret­a­tion, it func­tions more as a para­noid lib­er­al fantasy (which, giv­en Gilliam’s polit­ics, it sort of is). But I don’t choose to look at it that way, so I’m not bothered by that.
    But all of this point­ing and laugh­ing at NR for this list seems a bit…let’s go with “silly”. How many of you dig into basic­ally non-political films that you like and are some­how able to find ele­ments that con­firm your own polit­ic­al biases? I think every­body does this to a degree. And bet­ter to have to dig for such things, if that’s what you want to do, than to have to sit through “The Contender” again.

  • Campaspe says:

    Zxcvb, I don’t find Metropolitan neo-con at all; I think it’s con­ser­vat­ive in the purest sense of the term, as sup­port for tra­di­tion and the things of value from the past. And I do think Stillman likes and respects his char­ac­ters; they are intro­spect­ive, not solipsistic.
    Bill, Brazil was a par­tic­u­larly egre­gious mis­read­ing, although not quite as bad as a guy some years back who put The Bicycle Thief on a list of the Best 100 Conservative Movies because it showed the rela­tion­ship of per­son­al prop­erty to a man’s soul.
    Wait, I just looked up the story and it’s online, if you can get past the hideous format­ting. And whaddya know, it was the National Review again. These guys don’t give up.
    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1282/is_n20_v46/ai_15905983/pg_2?tag=content;col1
    Anyway, the prob­lem with both art­icles isn’t find­ing polit­ic­al themes in non­polit­ic­al movies. Movies may be about a great deal more than even the film­makers real­ize. The prob­lem is the reverse-engineering involved here: I like this movie, there­fore it is con­ser­vat­ive. Look at the pri­or 100 list, which opens with an asser­tion that Star Wars was a har­binger of the Reagan Revolution because it was about good vs evil.
    I would agree with you, how­ever, that approach­ing a film that way is equally obnox­ious when done by a lib­er­al. I love Ninotchka, but that does­n’t mean it’s really a har­binger of 60s lib­er­al­ism because people fall in love, pur­sue hedon­ism and use mind-altering sub­stances (cham­pagne).

  • bill says:

    That read­ing of “The Bicycle Thief” is SORT OF accur­ate, if you allow that the bicycle AS A PIECE OF PROPERTY is kind of irrel­ev­ant. But anyway.
    Look, I under­stand the impulse that NR is act­ing on here. In the last fifty years, give or take, we con­ser­vat­ives haven’t really had a film – or not many, any­way – that cham­pioned our philo­sophy, while you guys on the oth­er side of the aisle have them com­ing out of your ears (good ones and bad ones). It’s frus­trat­ing. It’s ulti­mately also not really that big of a deal, but it IS frustrating.
    But that does­n’t mean we have to go around mis­in­ter­pret­ing oth­er movies, and try­ing to cram square blocks into round holes, or in some cases, square blocks into a whole dif­fer­ent kind of toy. That, like, does­n’t even HAVE holes or any­thing. If you see what I mean. Worse for me, how­ever, is the politi­ciz­a­tion of god­damn EVERYTHING on the plan­et, which every polit­ic­al stripe is guilty of. That’s what both­ers me most of all.

  • Campaspe says:

    Bill, excel­lent, well-taken points all, with a couple of excep­tions. There have been a num­ber of movies with conservative–as dis­tinct from overtly right-wing–themes in the past 25 years. NRO even names sev­er­al of them, although Brazil is a head-scratcher. I would argue that the action genre as it’s evolved over the past couple of dec­ades is fun­da­ment­ally quite conservative–wonder why they left off Die Hard? (The old swash­buck­ler genre, on the oth­er hand, from which at least the first couple of Star Wars movies des­cend, skews much more left­ward. Which may be a small part of why I prefer those old swashbucklers.)
    Admittedly, how­ever, the num­ber of movies made since the 60s that a Republican can take to heart on polit­ic­al grounds is not large. There is a pro­found dis­trust of cul­tur­al mat­ters that keeps many deep-dye con­ser­vat­ives away from the arts pro­fes­sions. And then there is the idea, fre­quently endorsed in Big Hollywood’s com­ments and by cer­tain posters there (although not Nolte), that art is and should be didact­ic, which tends to make bad movies no mat­ter which side of the aisle that you are on.
    As for The Bicycle Thief, come on … it’s about the plight of the under­class, not some Randian elev­a­tion of prop­erty rights as the highest form of human rights.

  • Dan says:

    @bill
    As a raging lib­er­al, I’m in full agree­ment. I’d like to see an intel­li­gently done movie advoc­at­ing a con­ser­vat­ive philo­sophy; if the guy tells a good story, I’d prob­ably even like the movie. I don’t even think it would be ter­ribly tricky; Hollywood used to make them at a fairly good clip and they had a fairly decent hit-to-miss ratio (I’m think­ing espe­cially of the noirs about Commie-chasing).
    I feel bad for you guys, because you get stuck with art­icles like the NR’s and movies like “An American Carol” as “expli­cit” con­ser­vat­ism. But at least you still have Clint.

  • bill says:

    @Campaspe – Good point about action films, and I don’t know why neither I nor NR thought of them (out­side of “Red Dawn”, any­way, about which all I can say is that I loved Glenn’s clas­si­fic­a­tion of it). My only prob­lem with that genre is that I think most of the ones that could be regard­ing as con­ser­vat­ive aren’t all that great. Except I did truly love “Rambo”…
    “There is a pro­found dis­trust of cul­tur­al mat­ters that keeps many deep-dye con­ser­vat­ives away from the arts professions.”
    I won­der if that’s the reas­on. I admit that I don’t have anoth­er explan­a­tion for why there seem to be so few con­ser­vat­ives in the arts (at least nowadays, but it was­n’t always like that). I could offer up some the­or­ies regard­ing why there aren’t more con­ser­vat­ive dir­ect­ors in Hollywood, but then you would rightly ask “Well, what about in the more do-it-yourself arts?”, so I won’t bother.
    And I’m not say­ing that I buy that guy’s read­ing of “The Bicycle Thief”. It frankly does­n’t make any sense to me. My point was simply that the bike as, spe­cific­ally a BIKE was import­ant to the film, not its exist­ence as a piece of property.
    @Dan
    Thank you for your sym­path­et­ic ear, but, you know – and this has very little to do with what you said, but you reminded me of a point I wanted to make – I have to say that when the rare con­ser­vat­ive film comes along that does­n’t wear its philo­sophy on its sleave, and is embraced by a the lar­ger film and crit­ic­al com­munity, any­one who claims that the film con­tains that ele­ment tends to get shouted down. Not to open too big a can of worms, but see “The Dark Knight”, or more import­antly and more to my point, “No Country for Old Men”. Maybe I’m get­ting McCarthy’s book too mixed up with the Coens’ film, but it’s there. It’s abso­lutely there in the book, and I think it bleeds into the film as well, wheth­er the Coens lean that dir­ec­tion, polit­ic­ally, or not. The point being that it feels like any time a film is touted as con­ser­vat­ive, the opin­ion is treated as absurd.
    As to what you actu­ally DID say, Dan: yes, we still have Clint, God bless ‘im. And the noirs you refer to obvi­ously came from a time when Hollywood was more con­ser­vat­ive as a whole. Not exclus­ively, of course, but far more so than now. You had great artists whose polit­ics tilted every which way work­ing in Hollywood back then. Why that’s no longer the case is a lar­ger, dif­fer­ent argu­ment, but it sure would be nice to get back to that point, would­n’t it?

  • Joel says:

    A per­son may have cer­tain val­ues, mor­al or oth­er­wise, that a cer­tain film val­id­ates (say, “No Country for Old Men”), and that per­son may also adhere to a polit­ic­al philo­sophy in part because of these val­ues. However, the val­ues them­selves are not the same thing as the polit­ic­al philo­sophy. This is just my con­fus­ing way of say­ing that I vote for the Democrats, gen­er­ally con­sider myself polit­ic­ally lib­er­al, but also value hard work, hon­or, indi­vidu­al liberty, per­son­al prop­erty, fam­ily, the American Dream, and kick­ing Nazi ass. From shared val­ues, I derive a dif­fer­ent philo­sophy than NR does. Why must “the Left” always be the extreme Marxist left to these clowns? When it comes to cul­tur­al mat­ters, NR spends too much time fight­ing straw men. And, for people who mock Hollywood as “out of touch” they waste an awful lot of energy writ­ing about pop cul­tur­al and suck­ing up to any semi-famous per­son who iden­ti­fies as conservative.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    Ted Baehr is an aston­ish­ing fel­low. Years ago I heard an inter­view in which he dis­cussed a film that, accord­ing to him, would­n’t have suc­ceeded if it had­n’t been for the inter­ven­tion of “The Church.” Its par­ent com­pany would have let it die on the vine, but it became a cause for good Christians every­where and thus “the little movie that could.”
    The little movie? “The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.”
    Astonishing.

  • bill says:

    Why must “the Left” always be the extreme Marxist left to these clowns?”
    The same reas­on that con­ser­vat­ive are so often viewed as heart­less, big­oted fas­cists by those (some) on the Left: because look­ing at the worst extreme of some­thing you dis­agree with makes it that much easi­er to set up an us vs. them men­tal­ity, which allows the per­son with that men­tal­ity to think less and feel self-righteous at the same time.
    I hope it’s clear that I’m not say­ing one side is more likely to do this than the oth­er (or, for that mat­ter, that you do it). Every time I think one polit­ic­al per­sua­sion is win­ning that par­tic­u­lar race, the oth­er sud­denly takes the lead.

  • bill says:

    Oh, and a PS to Joel: kick­ing Nazi ass is an excel­lent pas­time. I hope you and I can both find much to love in “Inglourious Basterds”.

  • Joel says:

    Agreed with everything you said, Bill. This past elec­tion, as with the past eight years, have giv­en me a win­dow into some of the knot­ti­er realms of polit­ic­al psy­cho­logy, which so often seems like a more benign form of para­noid delusion–i.e. “if someone’s against me on one thing, he’s against me on everything.” Why do people have to mark everything with their polit­ic­al ideo­logy? As I said above, what we appre­ci­ate in polit­ics and what we appre­ci­ate in art often stem from the same val­ues, but it does­n’t mean that those val­ues belong to any par­tic­u­lar party. To claim that things like “fam­ily,” “God,” and “Democracy” belong to con­ser­vat­ives is laugh­able at best, and insult­ing at worst. In fact, to claim that “con­ser­vat­ism” itself belongs to the Republicans is ridicu­lous. No ideo­logy is that all-encompassing.

  • bill says:

    Yes, well, and “caring for oth­ers” isn’t exclus­ively lib­er­al ideal. I’ve heard that one, you know.
    But any­way, on to oth­er points: your point regard­ing our taste in art stem­ming from out per­son­al val­ues is one I agree with, although since we do all share broadly sim­il­ar val­ues you might think it would be easi­er to not politi­cize every frickin’ movie that comes along.
    Oh, my mind is going all over the place now. I have some things I wanted to say (I was going to bring up “The Devil’s Rejects”!), but I fear that would be so out of the blue as to come off as non-sequitors, so maybe I’ll just bag it for now.

  • demimonde says:

    Well, the NR did­n’t set out its defin­i­tions, which is going to muddle the whole concept by, er, defin­i­tion. So we have socially con­ser­vat­ive with “Forest Gump” (abso­lutely true, and utterly offens­ive for that, and did someone say Charlotte Hayes? Just me? OK), but no “The Ice Storm”; military/historically con­ser­vat­ive (or rather right-wing) with one work of friend Gibson (“Braveheart”) but not anoth­er (“The Patriot”) and revi­sion­ist con­ser­vat­ive with “Blast From the Past” (true, but suck movie) and no “Back to the Future,” a cri de couer in defense of amass­ing shiny stuff and things at the expense of all else; libertarian-which-isn’t-quite-the-same-thing (“Team America: World Police”); Christian con­ser­vat­ive (“The Chronicles of Narnia,” because it’s couched in fantasy yo, but no overtly Christian movies, because they’re niche); mor­ally con­ser­vat­ive (“A Simple Plan”) but no acknow­ledg­ment that noir film in many of its incarn­a­tions is about a decent man doing one wrong, greedy thing, and what did Fred MacMurray live and die for, anyway?
    And then, of course, there is “Red Dawn.” To quote Tommy Lee Jones in “The Fugutivie” (which – hey!): What. A. Mess.
    Waitaminute, “Sex in the City” was polit­ic­ally correct?

  • Campaspe says:

    Demimonde, great com­ment. The thing about noir is that it also fre­quently shows a decent per­son caught in the wheels of a piti­less soci­ety. By order of the Production Code the law could not be flouted but it sure could seem rigid and uncaring.
    A Simple Plan is def­in­itely a noir throw­back, and it fits into what Joel says also. I was pleas­antly unaware that stric­tures against greed and theft auto­mat­ic­ally made an audi­ence sit up and say, “By George, a con­ser­vat­ive theme!” (Another aspect of noir that you won’t see much dis­cussed on Big Hollywood or NRO: the recur­ring char­ac­ter of the war vet­er­an unable to shake the viol­ence he learned at the front–because of course neg­at­ive vet­er­an images in American art began pre­cisely five minutes after the last heli­copter left the embassy.)
    Your Christian-movie point is inter­est­ing, too, because one of the most intensely Christian main­stream movies of recent years, one that goes into the very heart of the reli­gion’s teach­ings, would nev­er, could nev­er make a list like this: Dead Man Walking. (John Nolte, let it be said, has praised the movie.) I real­ize that Tim Robbins is prob­ably an apostate at the very min­im­um, but the movie is based on Helen Prejean’s book and the entire film is about the notion of divine mercy and redemption.

  • Campaspe says:

    that’s the Saigon embassy, of course.

  • Dan says:

    @bill
    I think part of the prob­lem is most people these days define “con­ser­vat­ive” as “neo-conservative”, and there’s a vast gap between the two. I, for one, have no trouble with the idea of “No Country” as a con­ser­vat­ive film; hell, it’s prac­tic­ally Old Testament in some respects. Plus I am not overly attached to Cormac McCarthy. In fact, if the NRO would adopt him so I nev­er have to hear about how bril­liant his “mus­cu­lar” prose is again, I would be indes­crib­ably happy.
    “The Dark Knight” I hap­pen to think is a little more com­plic­ated, because it’s not really a film with a polit­ic­al angle, so there’s only so far you can push that per­spect­ive without get­ting into the realm of the per­son­al and/or silly. You walk up to any­body of any polit­ic­al per­sua­sion in America and say “I think mind­less viol­ence is bad”, they’re prob­ably going to agree with you. In oth­er words, I can see what con­ser­vat­ives get out of it, but I don’t hap­pen to agree that’s the intent of the film.
    As for more polit­ic­al opin­ions in Hollywood: we’ll prob­ably get our wish, as the tech­no­logy gets cheap­er and video becomes more and more ubi­quit­ous as a com­mu­nic­a­tion medi­um (yay, my grad degree isn’t use­less!) I think it’s more likely, though, that we’ll see films of a more con­ser­vat­ive per­spect­ive from dif­fer­ent coun­tries. I think American con­ser­vat­ive film is doomed to more “American Carols” and “Is It True What They Say About Anne?”-type “doc­u­ment­ar­ies” until con­ser­vat­ive thought worthy of the name makes a comeback.
    I expect this, alas, to take a while. I really do like my polit­ics best when two strong, well-considering ideo­lo­gies are duelling. Progress is slow, but it’s usu­ally of a high quality.

  • Mike De Luca says:

    Bill
    If “The Dark Knight” was a con­ser­vat­ive film, it would­n’t have Lucius Fox, Morgan Freeman, voice of mor­al­ity and reas­on, sug­gest­ing that tap­ping people without war­rants is a rather uneth­ic­al thing to do, even if your tar­get is the Joker, who is referred to as a ter­ror­ist by Alfred in the pic­ture. Also, Batman’s “enhanced inter­rog­a­tion tech­niques” do abasolutely noth­ing. Like John Doe in “Seven”, the Joker volun­teers inform­a­tion because he chooses to do so. And Batman does his own fight­ing, and nev­er because of wish­ful exager­a­tions of data. Also, Clint may self-identify as right-wing, but “Flags of Our Fathers”, with its scath­ing decon­struc­tion of hero­ic myth­mak­ing and its dis­il­lu­sion­ment with the way war effects the men who wage it, sug­gests an entirely dif­fer­ent reading.

  • bill says:

    Dan -
    The “mind­less viol­ence is bad” aspect of “The Dark Knight” isn’t what makes it a con­ser­vat­ive film. It’s the idea that Batman has to make the dif­fi­cult choices for the great­er good, which will nev­er­the­less make people hate him that does it.
    But yes, it’s more com­plic­ated than that, in that it allows oth­er takes on the argu­ment, and it’s quite pos­sible that this isn’t the “intent” of the movie, but it’s still there.
    Mike -
    So “The Dark Knight” can­’t be con­ser­vat­ive because it includes a char­ac­ter who you say is reas­on­able and mor­al? I love the way you con­struct your argu­ment. It should prob­ably be poin­ted out, though, that Fox goes ahead with the sur­veil­lance plan anyway.
    And Batman does his own fight­ing? So FDR should have been on the bat­tle­field, too? But that can­’t be what you’re say­ing, of course, so for­get I said anything.
    As for “Flags of Our Fathers”, a movie that I think is Eastwood’s best out­side of “Unforgiven”…I’m sorry, but if you choose to believe that con­ser­vat­ives don’t believe that war is hell for those who fight it, then I don’t know what to say to you. It sounds to me like you choose to believe con­ser­vat­ives don’t believe that so that you can dis­like them more, and if one makes a film that deals with the issue, well hell, maybe he’s not a con­ser­vat­ive! I mean, Eastwood sup­por­ted McCain, for God’s sake. It’s been said else­where on this thread, by lib­er­al com­menters, that con­ser­vat­ives and lib­er­als often share sim­il­ar val­ues but con­struct dif­fer­ent philo­sophies based on that. This is abso­lutely true, so the next time you find your­self agree­ing with a con­ser­vat­ive value, try not to panic.
    The film tells the truth about Iwo Jima, and the rais­ing of the flag, and it may destory cer­tain myths, but it does not in any way decon­struct the idea that any of those men were heroes.

  • bill says:

    I used “choose” and “believe” far too often in my last com­ment. I just want every­one to know I’m aware of that.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Bill: No sweat, sir. As you’re no doubt aware, I some­times use “putat­ive” the way William S. Burroughs used to use heroin.

  • bill says:

    Yeah, but at least “putat­ive” is an impress­ive word.

  • Herman Scobie says:

    At least the National Review ana­lys­is is instruct­ive. I did­n’t know that only lib­er­als are nar­ciss­ists and that only con­ser­vat­ives accept respons­ib­il­ity for their actions. Have these people nev­er heard of Watergate?

  • Dan says:

    @ bill
    “It’s the idea that Batman has to make the dif­fi­cult choices for the great­er good, which will nev­er­the­less make people hate him that does it.”
    You see, I don’t view that as polit­ic­al, either. Noble, cer­tainly, but self-sacrifice isn’t really polit­ic­al. I guess it’s all a mat­ter of perspective.

  • Mike De Luca says:

    This film gives us a por­trait of the hero as a man reviled. In his fight against the ter­ror­ist Joker, Batman has to devise new means of sur­veil­lance, push the lim­its of the law, and accept the hatred of the press and pub­lic. If that sounds remin­is­cent of a cer­tain former pres­id­ent — whose stub­born integ­rity kept the nation safe and turned the tide of war — don’t men­tion it to the main­stream media. Our journ­al­ists know that good men are often des­pised by the mob; it just nev­er seems to occur to them that they might be the mob them­selves.” Batman, Bill, nev­er sent thou­sands of oth­er people to their deaths based on wish­ful think­ing. That is why Batman is a hero, and W. is a lame duck. And if “The Dark Knight” was in touch with the con­ser­vat­ive eth­os, it would not have the char­ac­ter of Lucius Fox espous­ing doubts about illeg­al wiretap­ping at all. The film would have endorsed such activ­ity with no doubts as to wheth­er such tech­no­logy should be used “for the bet­ter good”. And the situ­ation presen­ted in the film is clearly the fic­tion­al “tick­ing time bomb” scen­ario, as opposed to some­thing occur­ring in real­ity. And, even in the Rachel Dawes/Harvey Dent time bomb scen­ario, tor­tur­ing the Joker does not work. So, in the eyes of the film, tap­ping people’s phones is mor­ally ques­tion­able, and tor­ture does not work, hence the film flies dir­ectly in the mor­al bank­rupcy that had char­ac­ter­ized the Bush Administration. If any­thing, the movie is of an ambigu­ous nature that one would expect to con­found any writer of the National Review.

  • Cadavra says:

    Baehr is the crack­pot who con­demned GODZILLA 2000 as “blas­phem­ous” because it involved an ali­en space­craft hav­ing lain at the bot­tom of the ocean for 60,000,000 years, when every­one knows God only cre­ated the Earth 6,000 years ago.
    And no, he was­n’t joking.

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    I hear bill on the non sequit­urs – this is such a stim­u­lat­ing con­ver­sa­tion that a whole line of com­ments has occurred to me. So before I fin­ish the thread let me butt in on a few points:
    1. I actu­ally do think Brazil is kind of con­ser­vat­ive, at least in the liber­tari­an sense. It did occur to me while watch­ing that it made free enter­prise seem rebel­li­ous and cool while big gov­ern­ment = massive, inef­fect­ive bureaucracy.
    2. Great point, Joel, on the “val­ues”. I’m not espe­cially thirst­ing for more (or any) Republican-party-line/self-consciously neo­con­ser­vat­ive films but I’d LOVE to see more films with con­ser­vat­ive val­ues, which I too share in many ways, though i voted for Obama (whose suc­cess, by the way, related to his abil­ity to sidestep not just racial ste­reo­types but polit­ic­al ones; he did­n’t give off the “lib­er­al cul­tur­al war­ri­or” vibe which the GOP tried to peg him with, and which even more mod­er­ate politi­cians like the Clintons DID give off, at least until Hillary rein­ven­ted her­self as the beer-swilling com­pat­ri­ot of working-class Pennsylvanians…). Maybe some of the slack­en­ing of Hollywood film­mak­ing in the present day is due in part to the ideo­lo­gic­al homo­geny out there (though there are a con­sid­er­able amount of oth­er factors to con­sider as well).
    3. Yes, The Bicycle Thief is about a man’s rela­tion­ship to his per­son­al prop­erty. But it con­demns his this forced depend­ence, which makes sense as Zavattini was a Marxist (did NR take that into account?). The point is that the hero needs prop­erty, and the money to buy and sus­tain prop­erty, in order to make money in the first place, which he needs to care for his fam­ily, and that the whole situ­ation breeds unhap­pi­ness. Not exactly The Pursuit of Happyness we’re deal­ing with here…
    4. I should have said it before, but yes, Glenn’s clas­si­fic­a­tion of Red Dawn is bril­liant and quite apropos.
    I wish I could remem­ber all the oth­er threads I wanted to com­ment on here, but there were too many…I’ve for­got­ten them now.
    Many of my favor­ite movies tend to mix togeth­er val­ues and/or aes­thet­ics in unusu­al ways, cre­at­ing an inter­est­ing ten­sion which tran­scends the usu­al polit­ic­al cliches. For example, an avant-garde style with con­ser­vat­ive con­tent or a clas­sic­al style with a sub­vers­ive mes­sage, etc. I’ve heard David Lynch is a Reagan con­ser­vat­ive, and I hope it’s true.