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Department of Nothing New Under The Sun

By February 20, 2009No Comments

Lately I’ve been see­ing a lot of vir­tu­al hand-wringing about how, par­tic­u­larly on the inter­net, writ­ing about movies has devolved into writ­ing about writ­ing about movies. I am not unsym­path­et­ic to plaints of this sort, and have been try­ing (really!) to cut down on such stuff on this here blog/website/whatever it is. Hence, my not weigh­ing in on that Entertainment Weekly “best liv­ing dir­ect­ors” list, and such. However. This after­noon, as I pored over what some might con­sider a volume of ancient lore, I happened upon a pas­sage that, as they say, struck home w/r/t this topic.

[Bosley Crowther] is not alone in pan­ning A Countess From Hong Kong. To my know­ledge, only William Wolf of Cue has ral­lied to Chaplin’s defense. Happily, Falstaff [yclept Chimes at Midnight-Ed.] has found power­ful defend­er in Joseph Morgenstern of Newsweek, Judith  Crist of the World-Journal Tribune, and Archer Winsten of the Post. Even so, Mr. Crowther is entitled to his opin­ion, and he is scarcely the least enlightened of American film crit­ics. Henry Hart of Films In Review has earned that dubi­ous dis­tinc­tion with ease. The prob­lem with Crowther is power. Not only can he still make or break “art” films in New York; he can dic­tate to dis­trib­ut­ors what films they may or may not import. Lately he has been cred­ited even with what may or may not be pro­duced. In a let­ter to the Times a pro­du­cer of Dutchman whined that Crowther had seemed to encour­age the pro­ject at a pre­pro­duc­tion din­ner. The per­son in ques­tion is not the first per­son in the industry to learn that Crowther can­not be had for a free meal. I’ll say that much for Bos. He is not cor­rupt­ible in the vul­gar way most of his detract­ors sus­pect. He is affable, urbane, polite, gen­i­al, and easy to mis­un­der­stand in per­son­al rela­tion­ships. The industry is full of glad-handers and pro­moters who claim to have Crowther’s ear but who only get the back of his hand when the early edi­tions of The Times hit the stands. This kind of unpre­dict­ab­il­ity is all to Crowther’s cred­it. United Artists planned a Bond-like pro­mo­tion of Sergio Leone’s A Fistful of Dollars and the sequels because Crowther seemed to have been impressed by the Italian west­ern cycle on his European jaunt for The Times last year. When it turned out there was too much pasta in them thar oats, Crowther back­tracked and UA had to dump the project. 

The writer is Andrew Sarris, in the March 30, 1967 issue of The Village Voice; the piece is reprin­ted in the indis­pens­able tome Confessions Of A Cultist. I don’t think I need to point out the var­ied cor­res­pond­ences one can find here to con­tem­por­ary dis­course, except to say that, as far as one of the most obvi­ous of them is con­cerned,  Goldstein versus Dargis rep­res­ents a false ana­log to Sarris versus Crowther, because Sarris was right, and Goldstein is wrong…and an idi­ot. The rest of the dots will be more fun for those who give a damn to con­nect on their own. I’ll add that we all ought to feel vin­dic­ated at which side his­tory has ended up on w/r/t the Leone films. 

I’ll fur­ther add that what’s dif­fer­ent today is that Sarris was com­mu­nic­at­ing from a pond. The inter­net has made that pond into an ocean, with a com­men­sur­ate increase in spe­cies and such. Don’t hate the players…or is it do hate the play­ers? …or?…well, there’s no easy adage for it, is there? 

Except maybe this: Just deal. 

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  • S.F. Hunger says:

    Ha, “Joseph” Morgenstern, that old dog. How long’s he been around? And uh, how much longer must he stick around?

  • S.F. Hunger says:

    Oh, and this sen­tence… “Lately I’ve been see­ing a lot of vir­tu­al hand-wringing about how, par­tic­u­larly on the inter­net, writ­ing about movies has devolved into writ­ing about writ­ing about movies.”
    That sen­tence would be, by my cal­cu­la­tion: writ­ing about writ­ing about writ­ing about writ­ing about movies. Did I miss one? Oh, and THIS sen­tence would be–oh, you get the point. Did I just blow your mind?…You’re welcome.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Dude. Whoa.

  • I have been crit­ic­al of crit­ics (par­tic­u­larly in the last couple of years) although I don’t write about film. Admittedly, I am get­ting sick of film crit­ics review­ing one anoth­er, often at the expense of actu­ally talk­ing about films.
    That said, Glenn, I haven’t actu­ally minded that much when you did it, as you don’t often dwell on it and you are primar­ily using this blog to talk about films, half of them I prob­ably haven’t seen yet but will do so because you wrote about them. With that bal­ance, I don’t mind. And your own writ­ing on film backs up your statements.
    However, I do feel the more com­mon situ­ation is that most crit­ics who write about oth­er crit­ics are simply not very good and are pos­sibly deflect­ing the atten­tion from their own poor writ­ing by try­ing to cut down someone else. The likes of Armond White (here we go again!), N.P. Thompson and many who dwell in the inter­net ocean can rail against the crit­ic­al major­ity all they want, but they’re still bad writers with little insight into films at the end of the day.
    And, no, not because I don’t agree with them. They just suck at what they do and are usu­ally the types to think they don’t need to improve. Which is often the tell­tale sign of an ama­teur: They don’t think they have any­thing left to learn about what they write. They lack a cer­tain level of curi­os­ity, but nev­er lack a sense of competition.
    Unfortunately, we live in a cul­ture where people often employ bluster with a heap­ing of arrog­ance to make declar­a­tions as opposed to argu­ments. And the inter­net provides count­less people like this with an out­let. It’s up to each per­son’s judg­ment who they take ser­i­ously enough to listen to. Personally, I have very dis­crim­in­at­ing tastes as to whose writ­ing on film is worth read­ing, as well as who’s writ­ing about writ­ing about film.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Glenn, why is Goldstein v. Dargis rear­ing its ugly head again. This has been going on since December!?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Call it an oldie but goodie.

  • topbroker says:

    If your point is that the para­graph of Sarris’s that you quote is every bit as trivi­al and clubby as much of the junk in the blo­go­sphere, I cer­tainly can­’t dis­agree. (Sarris, to put it bluntly and no doubt con­tro­ver­sially, is not one of the great minds.) But if you mean to excuse cur­rent tri­vi­al­ity by ref­er­ence to pri­or tri­vi­al­ity, count me out.
    No knock at your own cri­ti­cism inten­ded – I like your blog quite a bit.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @topbroker: Thanks for the kind words.
    You prob­ably won’t be sur­prised to learn that I hold Sarris in sub­stan­tially high­er esteem than you do. That said, my cita­tion was meant more in the “t’was ever thus” spir­it than in the interests of mak­ing such excuses as you propose.
    And that said, what you call “clubby” could con­ceiv­ably be more char­it­ably termed as “fac­tion­al.” There’s a long his­tory of such agit­a­tions in arts criticism—names that come off the top of my head (after a long day and a, let’s say, Petronius-worthy din­ner, mind you) include Baudelaire and Clement Greenberg. Which, I hasten to add, is not to claim that a Baudelaire or Greenberg walks among us. Just try­ing to track a cer­tain tend­ency, is all. For now. I’m cer­tainly not going to make it the sub­ject of this blog!

  • Dan Coyle says:

    You know, speak­ing of writ­ing about writ­ing about movies, Jeffrey Wells’ obsess­ive stalk­ing of any­one who says a nice thing about Watchmen is get­ting really weird.

  • Campaspe says:

    How do you define “writ­ing about writ­ing about movies”? Because I think the abil­ity to respond quickly to anoth­er crit­ic in a film-specific way is one of the won­ders of the Internet. Crabby little sideswipes are a dif­fer­ent mat­ter, of course. But some­times crit­ics need to be writ­ten about. I wish than in his hey­day, more people had pub­lished the fact that Crowther was a dread­ful crit­ic. Every time I encounter one of his reviews in research­ing a post, I cringe. Even when he liked some­thing it was for all the wrong reas­ons. He had zero sense of the visu­al. No won­der people grabbed at Cahiers like a canteen in the desert.

  • Adam R. says:

    Rather than add to the hall of mir­rors dis­cus­sion re: crit­ics on crit­ics (worst porno series ever) can I just say Sarris find­ing any­thing to praise and defend in the likes of A Countess From Hong Kong is the sort of act that makes me want to hop in a DeLorean and nuke auteur­ism. I watched it recently, and bey­ond the indes­truct­ible charms of Sophia Loren, it’s abysmal.

  • Campaspe says:

    Adam: “crit­ics on crit­ics (worst porno series ever)”
    ***dies***

  • Dan says:

    @Campaspe
    Clearly you haven’t seen the Dorothy Parker/Vincent Canby blue loop.