Deep thoughts

Deep thought

By April 17, 2009No Comments

The fact that Ashton “Toolbox” Kutcher is now the King of Twitter, or whatever the fuck of Twitter he is, ought to tell you some­thing about Twitter. 

UPDATE: In today’s (April 19) New York Times Magazine, media colum­nist Virginia Heffernan, after prais­ing the “cryptic” tweets of Touré (who I once edited—boy, did he love the pass­ive voice back in the day), whines about find­ing tweets that say she is extremely dumb, and that she “writes like a dog about to be gassed at the shel­ter.” Hey, maybe there’s some­thing to this Twitter thing after all!

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  • Gareth says:

    That and the fact that it’s called “Twitter”… Talk about an ove­rhyped “innov­a­tion.”

  • It should also tell you some­thing about CNN, right?

  • colinr says:

    Isn’t Twitter just a blog for people what can­’t speak prop­er sentences?

  • Jovani says:

    You can set it up so that every time Ashton twats, it goes right to your cell phone.

  • S.F. Hunger says:

    Eh. It’s like any­thing else–there are your Ashton Kutcher sec­tors of Twitter, and then there are the cool, fun sec­tors. Would you dis­miss the whole of America if an Ashton Kutcher movie was #1 at the box office? You’re past that phase, surely. Just think of Twitter as a microcosm.

  • THE FUTURIST! says:

    THE FUTURIST! admires you, Commander Kenny. Though, it is inane, THE FUTURIST! par­ti­cip­ates and hates him­sel­fn for it. A self-flagellation will ensue, after alert­ing John Lichman via tweet­ing re: beat­ing. He likes to know when this occurs.

  • Max says:

    I think it’s really import­ant that Twitter is not about celebrit­ies. It’s not a plat­form for celebrit­ies,” he said. “In all these inter­views and things, it’s been celebrity – you know, people know have been on TV. It’s really about every­day people hav­ing a voice. And I don’t want it to be dwarfed by celebrity.”
    Uhm…
    “Kutcher told Larry King that ini­tially, Twitter was a tool to feed his ego until he real­ized that he could use the ser­vice to make a difference.
    “At the end of the day, we all have ego, we all have some level of ego,” he said. “But if we can use our ego to actu­ally cre­ate good char­it­able things in the world in some way, and use our ego – ori­gin­ally, I defined Twitter as an ego stream when I first saw it. But then what I real­ized is if we can trans­form that into some­thing that’s pos­it­ive that can actu­ally effect­ively change the world, that can be a really valu­able tool.” ”
    What the fuck is he talk­ing about?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    If I ever join Twitter—yes, it could happen—I’m gonna make all my tweets either pal­in­dromes or lipo­grams. That’s the only way it’s gonna work for me.

  • That will be fun. Use Twitter for your own amuse­ment. Fight the Evil.

  • bill says:

    Oh, lay off Kutcher. He was just con­duct­ing one of his social experiments.

  • Brian says:

    I assume the good, char­it­able thing about Twitter is that it seems to be keep­ing Ashton Kutcher off movie sets.

  • lichman says:

    The oth­er fun ral­ly­ing cry against twit­ter came on Thursday night when a bunch of comedi­ans went to a mid­night screen­ing of Crank: High Voltage and told people they were going to “tweet” their thoughts.
    This greatly angered 3 “film fans” who hap­pen to run websites–and they respon­ded via Twitter to show their anger.
    Then the kids at Slashfilm wrote a big missive (http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/17/is-it-okay-to-twitter-during-movie-a-movie-human-giant-comedians-challenge-the-system/) decry­ing twit­ter, twit­ter­ing while at the movies and why twit­ter is evil. It was capped off by a note to fol­low them on Twitter, that’s thrown at the end of each article.
    What does it all mean?
    Honestly, I think most people admit “twit­ter” sounds like a dirty word and they enjoy writ­ing it every chance they get. And it’s now a part of how I com­mu­nic­ate with oth­er people across the glor­i­ous inter­net. Besides, has­n’t D’Angelo shown us that using it for Blast Reviews is basic­ally one of the only major uses Twitter aside from mak­ing Kutcher a rel­ev­ant news item?

  • cadavra says:

    Yeah, but if Kutcher were really cool, he’d be here:
    http://twitter.com/lost_skeleton

  • Jason M. says:

    Forget Kutcher. It’s all about Tweets on the Cinematographer.
    http://twitter.com/robertbresson

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    They gas dogs at shel­ters? I figured they’d save gass­ing for the uncir­cum­cised ones.
    Bad joke, but surely they simply do leth­al injec­tions and don’t put poor pup­pies in a gas cham­ber? Am I read­ing into that poorly writ­ten ana­logy too much?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    The ana­logy may be poor, but the over­all sen­ti­ment is heartwarming.

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    Don’t you mean heartworming?