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"State of Play"

By April 17, 2009No Comments

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I have to say I was a little shocked at just what weak tea this sup­posedly “grip­ping” thrill­er turned out to be. For all its weak­nesses, dir­ect­or Kevin MacDonald’s pri­or pic­ture, The Last King of Scotland, was salutor­ily tough-minded (albeit at times wrong-headed) and blunt. This pic­ture, not so much. Diluting and com­press­ing the much-lauded British mini-series of the same name, it rather amus­ingly shows its sup­posedly sharp prin­cipals tak­ing an uncon­scion­ably long time to glom on that, hey, this whole thing just could be a con­spir­acy on the part of some obvi­ous movie-type bad guys (one is reminded of latter-day zom­bie films in which the char­ac­ters can­’t quite fig­ure out that you’ve got to shoot the things in the head). The final twist, or “reveal” as they call it these days, is delivered in so per­func­tory a man­ner that you rather won­der if the film­makers con­sidered that they were actu­ally mak­ing a thrill­er. Or rather, you don’t won­der, because you already know by this point that they’re more inter­ested in cre­at­ing an elegy for the news­pa­per busi­ness, which they love, love, love. J. Hoberman’s Village Voice review com­mends the por­tray­al of Russell Crowe’s report­er char­ac­ter as “an old-school journo—that is to say, a bear­ish slob with print­er­’s ink in his veins and whis­key on his breath.” After some ini­tial ant­ag­on­ist­ic tuss­ling with his news­pa­per­’s doe-ish D.C. blog­ger (Rachel McAdams), Crowe’s char­ac­ter brings her around to the glor­ies of news­print; “This is the kind of story that should leave ink on people’s fin­gers,” she notes of the wide-ranging scan­dal they uncov­er. The pic­ture does­n’t write off the blo­go­sphere com­pletely, but insists on a sunny détene; as Hoberman notes, the pic­ture “comes with a uto­pi­an vis­ion of a brave new world in which frisky cyber-sleuths are eager Girl Fridays to their type­writ­ing seni­ors.” Some have found this vis­ion stir­ring; I, des­pite my abid­ing affec­tion for the old school, and whis­key, thought it a bit goofy, to be frank. In my goofy state, I remembered those old Mad magazine par­od­ies premised on the notion of recast­ing any giv­en dra­mat­ic film as a music­al. And as such was inspired to craft this little ditty, to be sung to the tune of Oklahoma!‘s “The Farmer and the Cowman Should Be Friends.” Enjoy!

The
report­er and the blog­ger should be friends.

Oh,
the report­er and the blog­ger should be friends.

One
man like to work a beat, the other’s always on his seat

But
that’s no reas­on why they cain’t be friends.

 

Media
folks should stick together.

Media
folks should get along.

Reporters
say they need liv­ing wages

While
Bloggers are post­ing for a song.

 

I’d
like to say a word for the reporter

He’s
got a knack for track­ing leads and find­ing sources.

But
just you watch him put away the scotch!

They
don’t teach that in any journ­al­ism courses.

 

The
report­er is a good and trusty broker, who nev­er tries to soften or appease

You’ll rarely find him swal­low­ing fake stories

Bout
non-existent WMDs!

 

But
the blog­ger and the report­er should be friends.

Oh,
the blog­ger and the report­er should be friends.

The
report­er toils to craft a lede, 

the
blogger’s got to post with speed, 

but
that’s no reas­on why they cain’t be friends.

 

Media
folks should stick together.

Media
folks should get along.

Reporters
say they need liv­ing wages

While
Bloggers are post­ing for a song.

 

I’d
like to say a word for the blog­ger, he cer­tainly does know how to make his
mark.

As
his Mac and his RSS feed are his only friends,

He’s
got awfully good reas­on to dish out the snark.

 

The
report­er should be soci­able with the blog­ger if he e‑mails  and asks “Who’s your source?”

Don’t
treat him like a geek or show dis­dain for his technique.

Will
you get any cred­it, or money? Don’t be coarse!

 

Media
folks should stick together,

Media
folks should get along…

 

And, scene…

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  • charlesv says:

    I“m in the pro­cess of watch­ing the BBC series the film is based on, and it’s great great great, but I under­stand a lot was cut to both tail­or for amer­ic­an audi­ences and for time (of course). Well worth check­ing out the bbc series, however!

  • Griff says:

    Frank Jacobs might admire your work here, Glenn.

  • Anonymouse says:

    And as such was inspired to craft this little ditty, to be sung to the tune of Oklahoma!‘s “The Farmer and the Cowman Should Be Friends.”
    How very David Poland of you.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Re “How very David Poland of you.”
    Maybe so. But I’ve got that punk beat in the scan­sion department.

  • sara says:

    I love me a good Oklahoma! parody.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    This “ditty” is almost as good as the vil­lan­elle you craf­ted for “Cluny Brown” last year.

  • colinr says:

    My one claim to fame is that I got to watch a scene of a polit­ic­al rally from the TV series of State of Play being filmed in the town where I work in Derbyshire. Unfortunately all my attempts to get cas­u­ally cap­tured on cam­era in a crowd scene were doomed to failure!
    So now I have to con­tin­ue to have to live vicari­ously through the brief brushes with film exper­i­ences of oth­ers such as a lady I went to University with hav­ing the chance to walk pur­pose­fully down a cor­ridor of a mocked up police sta­tion in the TV drama Butterfly Kiss (where appar­ently Pete Postlethwaite treated the her and the oth­er extras very nicely!), and a girl I went to col­lege with whose loc­al news­agents in Sheffield was used for a scene in The Full Monty!

  • colinr says:

    Sorry, it was not Butterfly Kiss (that was the Michael Winterbottom film with Amanda Plummer as a psychot­ic killer with a kinky nipple ring/chain combo!) but Butterfly Collectors that my friend was in with Pete Postlethwait (though by ‘in’ I mean that in the loosest pos­sible sense!)

  • colinr says:

    And in a strange coin­cid­ence I’ve just looked on imdb and found that Butterfly Collectors (from 1999) was a pre-State of Play drama writ­ten by Paul Abbott!

  • partisan says:

    The Last King of Scotland”: tough-minded but wrong headed. Could you expand? I thought this movie shared with “The Queen” and “Frost/Nixon” the weird qual­ity of being involved with mor­al crises that aren’t really mor­al crises. A com­pet­ent journ­al­ist should be able to show that Nixon is a crook. An intel­li­gent pub­lic fig­ure should be able to keep calm over the hys­teria over Princess Diana’s death. And someone should be able to see that Idi Amin is a mur­der­ous dem­agogue. People make errors, but I would sug­gest there is a dif­fer­ence on the one hand of being seduced by Castro or believ­ing in 1965 that American inter­ven­tion in Vietnam was a noble cause, and on the oth­er hand believ­ing in the good inten­tions of Idi Amin, or believ­ing that the Saudi gov­ern­ment is deeply con­cerned with the status of women, or that mid-eighties Poland has a pop­u­lar gov­ern­ment. For those ideas one takes real stu­pid­ity or naïveté, and there’s not much point in watch­ing a movie whose essen­tial mes­sage comes down to say­ing that you should­n’t be a twit.

  • steve simels says:

    Okay, sure, it’s a dumb cliched piece of crap, but any film that sug­gests that Blackwater is the locus of evil in the mod­ern era is by defin­i­tion a good one.
    Just saying…

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @partisan: I said “occa­sion­ally” wrong-headed. I think your view on what the film’s about is val­id; where I think it shows its wrong-headedness is in the way it con­tin­ues to eli­cit a cer­tain kind of sym­pathy for McAvoy’s char­ac­ter after it’s been demon­strated ten­fold how egre­gious an idi­ot he’s been. A little more detach­ment might have gone a long way in this case. It’s a small point, finally.

  • brett says:

    This movie looks great. Though I haven’t gone to see it yet, if it’s even half as good as the UK mini-series, audi­ences should be flock­ing to it. I mean Russell Crowe almost always deliv­ers. The TV trail­er (http://displacedbrett.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/state-of-play) shows Crowe look­ing com­mand­ing as always, and now that I see him in action, I can live with Ben Affleck play­ing this role. Also, it fea­tures a great song, “Unstoppable” by Minutes Til Midnight that does a great job of set­ting the mood. Anyway, I’m way excited for this film – it looks to be the last of a dying breed, the high-budget, adult drama/thriller.