Misc. inanity

People on quaaludes should not blog.

By April 30, 2009No Comments

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  • John says:

    I used to really enjoy read­ing Poland but he has lost his marbles as of late. He is so con­cerned with being the enter­tain­ment media watch­dog that he has pretty much all but ceased to write about actualy movies, and when he does you get non­sense like this. Just ask the guys at Reverse Shot what they think about this idi­ot. Also, he has no sense of humor.

  • bill says:

    What’s the big deal? It’s not like he’s wrong. WOLVERINE prob­ably ISN’T any­thing like COMING HOME.
    My favor­ite thing about Poland, apart from the fact that he can­’t write and has no sense of humor and thinks he’s funny even though he isn’t, is that he appar­ently views him­self as some sort of media journ­al­ism white knight. The one good cop in a bad town kind of thing. I don’t know, I just think that’s cute.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Bill: Indeed; Mr. Poland’s recent evoc­a­tion of him­self as a “white suit in a shit storm” was both entirely ridicu­lous and rather poignant. I know it’s good to care about your sub­ject mat­ter, but his sense of pro­por­tion verges on the insane. Nukes could be going off in every corner of the globe, and he’d still be throw­ing fits over Nikki FInke not cred­it­ing Patrick Goldstein, or some such thing. Whatever Poland’s schtick is not (journ­al­ism, for instance), it is very good theater…

  • The Hot Blog these days con­sists solely of Poland lec­tur­ing about journ­al­ist­ic stand­ards (which is like Dick Cheney lec­tur­ing to me about the Constitution) and then hav­ing flame wars with the same 10–12 mal­con­tents who com­pete with one anoth­er to see who can come across as more ignor­ant and film-illiterate.
    It’s like the group ther­apy ses­sions in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” with David Poland play­ing Nurse Ratched.

  • Herman Scobie says:

    Poland’s white suit sets off his tan to perfection.

  • jeffmcm says:

    I have GOT to spend more time here than there. Thank you.

  • aris p says:

    Yes, Jeff, please do.

  • Christian says:

    I removed myself from the Hot Blog in the nick of time.

  • Jeff McM says:

    Aris, I’m assum­ing your words are wel­com­ing. So there­fore, thanks!