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  • bill says:

    What happened?”
    “I got screwed!”

  • Robert says:

    Seeing how this par­tic­u­lar for­um is up for grabs, I thought I’d plant a seed. About a month back film crit­ic Mick LaSalle from the San Francisco Chronicle lis­ted what he felt were the best films of the last dec­ade. I under­stand we are early here, but I was hop­ing maybe some­time this December or January of 2010 you may want to jump into the fun Glenn. Just a thought. By the way, here is what he came up with.
    Mick LaSalle’s best movies of the decade
    1. The New World
    2. 25th Hour
    3. The Lives of Others
    4. The Best of Youth
    5. Before Sunset
    6. Downfall
    7. The Pianist
    8. Four Months, Three Weeks and Two Days
    9. After the Wedding
    10. (A tie) Almost Famous; Bridget Jones’s Diary; The Dreamers; In the Cut; Match Point; and V for Vendetta

  • bill says:

    Someone should e‑mail Mick LaSalle and point out that he acci­dent­ally put ALMOST FAMOUS, BRIDGET JONES“S DIARY, IN THE CUT and V FOR VENDETTA on his list.

  • Tom Russell says:

    He also acci­dent­ally left out Ratatouille and The Wire.
    Yes, I con­sider The Wire to be one 60 hour plus film. Don’t you?

  • MarkVH says:

    Bill I’ll see you those and raise you a Match Point and The Dreamers. Yeesh.
    Also if any­one’s in the tri-state area, this might be a good place to let those unaware know that this week­end the Loews Jersey (awe­some clas­sic JC movie palace, quick hop down on the PATH) will be show­ing a clas­sic com­edy lineup, includ­ing It Happened One Night Friday and Dinner at Eight and The General (the lat­ter with live organ accom­pani­ment) Saturday. Be there or be stupid.
    http://www.loewsjersey.org

  • a little off top­ic.. Glenn, I’ve just learned that Mike D’Angelo over at the AV Club paid for his trip to Cannes by ask­ing his read­ers for dona­tions. Which I think in this day and age is quite fair.
    Sad you did­n’t have the same idea. I would’ve gladly sent a dona­tion for your cov­er­age Glenn. I will truly miss it this year. I would­n’t even call it a dona­tion, since I think it’s fair payment.
    Back to top­ic… Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is for me the film of the decade.

  • Christian says:

    Mick could­n’t make it through 2001: A SPACE ODYESSY.
    But BRIDGET JONE’S DIARY is the kit!

  • bill says:

    Mark, I haven’t seen THE DREAMERS, and I at least kinda liked MATCH POINT (not THAT much, though), so I left them off.
    It’s a little curi­ous that La Salle was so keen on THE NEW WORLD, though, isn’t it? Everything else I know about him, not to men­tion this list, would indic­ate to me that any­thing by Malick would burn him like sun­light does a vampire.
    And I’ve nev­er seen THE WIRE. I know, I know…

  • Tom Russell says:

    You’ve nev­er seen The Wire, Bill? Sheeeeeeeit.

  • bill says:

    @Tom – I said I know!! But I mean, at this point, THE WIRE has been built up so much, and praised so incred­ibly highly, that if it does­n’t make every oth­er film I see and nov­el I read and song I hear seem like the pathet­ic and des­per­ate thrash­ing about of a third-rate col­lege poet, then I’m prob­ably going to be disappointed.

  • I’m down with Almost Famous. I think any serious-minded crit­ic should prob­ably love that film.
    For me, Zodiac is the film to beat this dec­ade. I must quickly add that I am NOT a drool­ing, mouth-breathing Fincher geek. I just feel it best approx­im­ates how we live today. I’ve always said that Fight Club is a pre‑9/11 movie, and Zodiac is a post‑9/11 movie. Think about it.
    Having not seen Shutter Island yet, I hold that The Aviator is Scorsese’s best of the dec­ade. Hustle & Flow and School of Rock are two of the dec­ade’s very best entertainments.
    Munich is Spielberg’s best of the decadde. Superbad is the fun­ni­est film of the dec­ade. Some years, The Wire and The Sopranos were bet­ter than any film I saw in theaters.
    The one-two-three punch of Erin Brockavich, Traffic, and Ocean’s 11 is pretty amazing.
    Angels in America is a classic.
    Sideways and Ghost World are two movies I’ll always stop and watch whenev­er I’m click­ing through the channels.
    And I plan on see­ing Rachel Getting Married and Adventureland a couple of more times before the dec­ade is over.
    Finally, Dave Chappelle’s Block Party ranks with the very best con­cert films ever made.

  • MarkVH says:

    @bill – Tom was using a Wire line in jest, methinks. But I don’t think you’ll be dis­ap­poin­ted when you get around to watch­ing it no mat­ter how much it’s been built up for you. I tend to find most TV shows that sur­vive mostly on crit­ic­al ador­a­tion (Friday Night Lights, Battlestar Galactica) to be hugely over­rated, but The Wire is prob­ably the only one I’ve seen that’s worth every bit of acclaim it’s received – no kid­ding. I tell every­one I come across who’s nev­er seen it that it’s the “best thing ever” and then they watch it and come back and say “that was the best thing ever.” It’s pretty much immune to overhype.
    And Match Point is a piece of crap just like every oth­er movie Allen’s made in the last 10 years. It just hides its crapi­ness bet­ter. The Dreamers sucks too des­pite boun­ti­ful foot­age of naked Eva Green.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Mark’s right about my use of pro­fan­ity there: I was quot­ing a fairly ubi­quitious line. He’s also right that it’s impossible to ove­rhype, and the fact that it was only nom­in­ated for (and nev­er won) one Emmy over the course of five sea­sons when Mad Men, The Sopranos, and Desperate Housewives seem to be showered in them is really mind-boggling. The Wire: Too Good For Emmies.

  • Robert says:

    Bill,
    Although just a retell­ing of his 1989 “Crimes and Misdemeanors”, I found “Match Point” Woody Allen’s strongest film since that mas­ter­work (he hasn’t really done any­thing worth­while since).
    As far as Bertolucci’s “The Dreamers”, I count myself amongst its biggest fans. Do take the time to track it down (none rated ver­sion only). I found the pic­ture one of his most excit­ing and intim­ate since 1970’s “The Conformist”.

  • bill says:

    I don’t know, you guys. I still don’t know if I should watch it.

  • Match Point is a fare bet­ter film than the over­rated Crimes and Misdemeanors. I like C&M, but that extra lay­er of “phio­sophy” betrayed the implic­a­tions of its story. The final scene of Match Point is dev­ast­at­ing becuase the guy has only just star­ted to real­ize the extent to which he’s des­troyed his life.

  • bill says:

    Robert – I’ll go ahead and admit up front that I’m not overly fond of Bertolucci, but I prom­ise to give “The Dreamers” a shot. Unrated only, of course.
    And while I would­n’t defend much of it all that strenu­ously, I’m not one of those people who thinks everything Allen has done for the last dec­ade is worth­less. He’s had some inter­est­ing and/or divert­ing films in that run. Nothing to get all that venom­ous about. But I agree with Robert that “Crimes and Misdemeanors” is one of his abso­lute best, though I think it’s tied, in my view, with “Broadway Danny Rose”, which I think is a tre­mend­ously under­rated comedy.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Not see­ing a lot of love for non-American pic­tures here yet, so let me throw out Godard’s “Notre Musique,” Assayas’ “demon­lover” and “Summer Hours,” Rivette’s “Marie et Julian” and “Né Touchez Pas le Hache,” Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s “Syndromes and a Century,” Bong Joon Ho’s “The Host,“Tarr’s “The Man From London,” Woo’s “Red Cliff,” Zhang Ke Jia’s “The World,” Aoyama’s “Eureka”…there’s gotta be oodles more.
    I dig “The Dreamers” big time by the way, and not just for the obvi­ous reas­ons. I don’t under­stand the objec­tion to basing a fantas­ia around May ’68. And the argu­ment that show­ing copi­ous amounts of young flesh makes Bertolucci a dirty old man is noth­ing but ignor­ant dogmatism.

  • bill says:

    Are we doing doc­u­ment­ar­ies too? Because I’d throw in “Grizzly Man”.
    Also a couple of obvi­ous ones, like “There Will Be Blood” and “No Country for Old Men”. And “Dogville”. That last one’s maybe not so obvious.

  • Zach says:

    Yeah, the play­ing field gets pretty wide when them for­eign­ers are added…I’d actu­ally nom­in­ate Apichatpong’s “Blissfully Yours,” Zia’s “Still Life,” not to men­tion Hou’s “Three Times”… Cantet’s “Time Out”, Denis’ “L’Intrus”, and Angelopoulos’s “The Weeping Meadow”
    Match Point was damn good, but I don’t buy it beat­ing C&M. And I’m always a little sur­prised when people sweep over Sweet and Lowdown, which is a true high point in Woody’s late cinema…
    As long as we’re includ­ing TV shows (and I think we should, espe­cially when they’re so freak­ing good) I’ll sub­mit that Deadwood deserves a shot at the top…the only reser­va­tion being that it nev­er com­pleted it’s inten­ded run, which does­n’t change the fact that it’s a massive, massive achieve­ment, and in my book it mops the floor with The Wire (which I like a lot but could nev­er love.)
    As far as domest­ic product: The film to beat this dec­ade is The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Hands down.
    Although, close con­tenders would be Mulholland Drive, The New World, Punch Drunk Love…

  • Robert says:

    I was think­ing maybe we’d hold off till we got closer to the end of the year, but hey… time to jump in feet first.
    1) Army of Shadows (Reissue) (Melville)
    2) The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (Dominik)
    3) The Dreamers (Bertolucci)
    4) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Gondry)
    5) Hero (Zhang)
    6) Keane (Kerrigan)
    7) Mulholland Drive (Lynch)
    8) The New World (Malick)
    9) The Piano Teacher (Haneke)
    10) Zodiac (Fincher)

  • Norm Wilner says:

    What, no respect for “Elogie de L’Amour” or “Cache”? And then there’s my beloved “Shaun of the Dead”, of course …

  • Brandon says:

    Ooh. I like impossibly com­par­at­ive lists!
    I’d second MULHOLLAND DR. For all its obfus­ca­tion (and ori­gin­ally being con­ceived as a tele­vi­sion pilot), I would­n’t hes­it­ate to nom­in­ate it for best film of the decade.
    Other possibilities:
    THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BTCRF (a doc­u­ment of America’s cul­tur­al past and a cri­tique of its cur­rent one)
    BLACK BOOK (how over­looked has this been in the U.S.?)
    DOGVILLE (Our Town vs. the Bible)
    DOUBT (too soon?)
    DONNIE DARKO (flawed, yes, but best American debut of the decade?)
    MY SASSY GIRL (2001 ori­gin­al) – maybe the best mod­ern com­edy I’ve seen (except for I HEART HUCKABEES)
    THE PRESTIGE (Nolan uses film­mak­ing as his own prestige here)
    REQUIEM FOR A DREAM (best edit­ing of the decade?)
    some­thing by Kim Ki-Duk (BAD GUY?)
    and Spielberg’s best film of the dec­ade is MINORITY REPORT, because
    1) the end­ing isn’t a real end­ing (improv­ing on A.I.)
    2) it would pass his test of being just as enga­ging as a silent film
    and I don’t think of THE WIRE as a 62 hour film. More like a 13 hour film with 4 inter­con­nec­ted sequels. And, yes, it prob­ably is the best tele­vi­sion drama ever made (des­pite what the “Stuff White People Like” blog says). It’s the closest to read­ing a nov­el your tele­vi­sion will ever give you.

  • Brian says:

    I don’t under­stand the objec­tion to basing a fantas­ia around May ’68.
    I don’t either, espe­cially since May ’68 itself has become a fantas­ia for so many (or maybe that’s just my years in gradu­ate school talk­ing). I like THE DREAMERS, too, and think it would make an inter­est­ing double bill with JONAH WHO WILL BE 25 IN THE YEAR 2000, which in many ways is about the death of that dream.

  • Brian says:

    Er, should’ve put quotes around that first line, to indic­ate I was quot­ing Glenn’s earli­er remark. Thought the “bold” tag would work to dif­fer­en­ti­ate it, dammit.

  • lazarus says:

    Not this Army of Shadows as a recent release non­sense again. Hey, if they sort out that recently-found Metropolis foot­age before the end of the year, maybe that can take over the top spot!
    All snark aside, I like the rest of your list, Robert, save for the Zhang Yimou. A few of those films/directors would be on mine as well.
    And Glenn, nice to see a men­tion of Marie & Julien. I was­n’t too sure how Rivette fans felt about it; per­son­ally I thought it was phe­nom­en­al, and does much to remove fantas­ies of the abor­ted Finney/Caron ver­sion. Also, your praise of Red Cliff has me intrigued and sur­prised, to say the least. Are we talk­ing a Bullet in the Head level of greatness?

  • Jason M. says:

    Well, guess I’ll weigh in here. A few of my favor­ites have already been men­tioned, like SYNDROMES & A CENTURY, EUREKA, THREE TIMES, THE INTRUDER. Also real­ized that 2000 was an amaz­ing year, and I would­n’t be too upset put­ting togeth­er a best of the dec­ade list from that year alone. (EUREKA, WERCKMEISTER HARMONIES, IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE, THE CAPTIVE, YI YI, DEVILS ON THE DOORSTEP, etc…)
    One film that I’m not sure ever got a Stateside release but which makes a great com­pan­ion piece to EUREKA (and is, to my mind, every bit its equal) is Hirokazu Kore-Eda’s DISTANCE. Anyone here seen it?
    Also, two lesser-seen films from the avant-garde which without a doubt make my best of dec­ade list:
    THE GOD OF DAY HAD GONE DOWN UPON HIM (Stan Brakhage, 2000)
    and
    …AS I WAS MOVING AHEAD OCCASIONALLY I SAW BRIEF GLIMPSES OF BEAUTY (Jonas Mekas, 2000)
    Both beau­ti­ful reflec­tions on mor­tal­ity, Brakhage’s by the sea­side in the Pacific NW, and Mekas in an edit­ing room view­ing years upon years of his own home movies. Yes, the Mekas film is almost five hours long. It’s worth every minute.
    And Bill, I real­ize you don’t know me from Adam (who prob­ably does­n’t know me either), but you should watch the Wire. It won’t make every film you see look like the des­per­ate thrash­ings of a third rate col­lege poet. But it might wreck most epis­od­ic TV for you. And either way, it’s really damn good.

  • Robert says:

    I was afraid the inclu­sion of “Army of Shadows” might come back to bite me. The reas­on the Melville mas­ter­piece was included was that the film had nev­er been released any­where in the United States until April of 2006.
    One oth­er quick cla­ri­fic­a­tion regard­ing “Hero”, the one included on my list is the “all under heav­en” version.

  • I always want some scin­til­lat­ingly bril­liant piece of incon­tro­vert­ible evid­ence to lash out at me and prove that reac­tion­ary, excuse me, con­ser­vat­ive arts crit­ics have star­ted try­ing to be smart again. Cruelly, how­ever, J‑Pod et al. con­tin­ue to with­hold this. What a quaint non-debate they are hav­ing! all about…um, about…well, as far as I can see, about abso­lutely noth­ing. “Do we need film crit­ics?!” they ask, with googly eyes. No, what we appar­ently need is an increas­ing num­ber of unre­searched and poorly writ­ten trend stor­ies assert­ing the demise of the entire review­ing pro­fes­sion. Even though said stor­ies always link to reviews. Written by film critics.
    Frankly just read­ing the names of these pur­por­ted “movies of the decade”—including but not lim­ited to Erin Brockovich, Ocean’s 11, Angels in America, Donnie Darko, Minority Report, I Heart Huckabees, per­haps par­tic­u­larly the unbe­liev­ably ghastly Sideways, and also, appar­ently, any­thing whose pub­li­city kit this Mick LaSalle guy ever *handled*—makes blood squirt out of my eyes.
    What can I say, I’m a hater. They used to pay me for it too.
    And Bertolucci’s last good film was in 1970. And Woody Allen’s last good film was Manhattan. And *all* films by Spielberg would be improved by being silent. Okay, fine, I admit it, I’m PMSing. Going back to bed to eat fried rice and watch Wild Strawberries.

  • Zach says:

    Eeeeesh…Sideways “ghastly?” Allen’s last good film was Manhattan? What kind of fried rice are you smoking?
    FYI, just because I’m bored: Sideways is pos­sibly the best American com­edy of the dec­ade. I’ll back that asser­tion up any day of the week. I’ve often found that Payne’s cinema can be polar­iz­ing – except the poles tend to be “yeah, he’s pretty good” or “his films are so freak­ing bril­liant I want to marry them and have lots of beau­ti­ful chil­dren” – it’s prob­ably obvi­ous which camp I’m in. Don’t meet too many out­right haters – which makes me curi­ous more than anything…
    And Woody was banging out fant­ast­ic cinema on a reg­u­lar basis for at least anoth­er dec­ade after Manhattan…Zelig, Stardust Memories, Hannah and her Sisters for Pete’s sake, all the way up to the afore­men­tioned C&M.
    But every­body deserves a hater pass once in a while. Enjoy Bergman.

  • John Warthen says:

    More Aaron Aradillas, please. I like what he likes.
    But no one in this con­fab seems to have included works by the cur­rent film-maker who interests me most, Lucrecia Martel.

  • SALO says:

    No love for Cronenberg?! I think the trio of Spider, A History of Violence, and Eastern Promises is quite an impress­ive achieve­ment this decade.
    I love the men­tion of Bertolucci’s The Dreamers. Two oth­er can­did­ates for the best of the dec­ade list that were grot­esquely maligned at the time of their premi­eres – Gangs of New York and The Brown Bunny.

  • Preston says:

    Jason M. “…Hirokazu Kore-Eda’s DISTANCE. Anyone here seen it?”
    LOVE that film. LOVE Kore-Eda and really look­ing for­ward to his latest when it finally arrives here. AFTER LIFE was trans­form­at­ive for me, but that was last decade.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yes, SALO, Cronenberg has been bound­ing from strength to strength. I think “Spider” in par­tic­u­lar is a mis­un­der­stood mas­ter­work, a really upset­ting vis­ion that’s also a vir­tu­oso exer­cise in cine­mat­ic language.
    The nice thing about thread like this is their abil­ity to remind us that for all the bitch­ing about bad movies we could do, there’s still a not-inconsiderable amount of great stuff happening.

  • bill says:

    Glenn, what did you think of David McKenzie’s ASYLUM, since we’re sort-of-but-not-really on the top­ic of Patrick McGrath adapt­a­tions? I thought it was…fine. Not bad, actu­ally, and I was a bit befuddled by some of the scath­ing reviews it received. It was not the kind of movie I would drag any­one to see, but it did­n’t deserve what it got.

  • Robert says:

    Sorry if I’m com­ing across greedy (hav­ing already lis­ted 10 yes­ter­day). It’s just the last dec­ade pro­duced a lot of treas­ures. Also felt it was time to share the love for some non-American pic­tures as well.
    The Beat That My Heart Skipped (Audiard)
    Before Night Falls (Schnabel)
    Gosford Park (Altman)
    High Fidelity (Frears)
    Nobody Knows (Kore-eda)
    Quills (Kaufman)
    Read My Lips (Audiard)
    The Reckoning (McGuigan)
    Ripley’s Game (Cavani)
    The Twilight Samurai (Yamada)

  • bill says:

    Yes yes yes to GOSFORD PARK. I have to say no no no to QUILLS, and HIGH FIDELITY, although I enjoy that film well enough. But RIPLEY’S GAME isn’t a bad choice. I don’t know if I liked it as much as you did, Robert, but suf­fice it to say that if any­one was born to play Ripley, it’s Malkovich.

  • AeC says:

    I was hop­ing someone else would ask, but I guess it’s going to have to be me: What are those shots of (the same?) lion from? I know I’ve seen them before, but I just can­’t place them.

  • bill says:

    @AeC – They’re from Woody Allen’s “Love and Death”.

  • SALO says:

    Spider would be my favor­ite of the three too, Glenn. What a bril­liant film in every facet! Also, Fiennes and Richardson give two of the dec­ade’s best performances.
    Let’s not for­get Tarr’s Werkmeister Harmonies, which along with Lynch’s Mulholland Drive and Malick’s The New World, could be the very best of the decade.
    I see the won­der­ful Before Night Falls and Gosford Park pos­ted above – both of which would eas­ily get my votes.
    some oth­ers off the top of my head that really stand out …
    – Dancer in the Dark
    – The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
    – Dogville
    – Flight of the Red Balloon
    – I’m Going Home
    – In the Mood for Love
    – Inland Empire
    – Kings and Queen
    – The Man from London
    – Munich
    – No Country for Old Men
    – No Direction Home
    – The Royal Tenenbaums (the only tol­er­able Wes Anderson film this decade)
    – Team America: World Police
    And, a series that’s sure to garner a ton of men­tions come the end of the year (though, I’ll have to re-watch it in the com­ing months, before I make any offi­cial list of my own) – Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Into Great Silence”: monks, doing monk stuff, for two and a half hours. Completely spell­bind­ing, com­pletely intox­ic­at­ing, a supreme cine­mat­ic achievement.