self-indulgence

Have you ever been experienced? Well...I have.

By May 19, 2009No Comments

The first part of my Girlfriend Experience set diary is up at The Auteurs’. Even if you’re not at all inter­ested in the film (but why would you not be?) you cer­tainly will be inter­ested in the pic­tures of me as a high-school thespi­an included with­in the piece. No, really. Part two will be up in, as they say, rap­id suc­ces­sion. The diary is of course 100% fac­tu­al but slightly skewed for max­im­um hil­ar­ity. Do let me know if I hit the mark—I’m feel­ing a little humor-deficient since my uproari­ous (to me, at least) Jesse Jackson joke in my Man With The Golden Gun post went over like a lead bal­loon here. 

Note also that there’s a review of the film at the site that does­n’t even men­tion my pres­ence in it! I point this out for those who believe this whole inter­net film cri­ti­cism rack­et is noth­ing more than a circle jerk. Still. Where’s the nepot­ist­ic love?

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  • Ryan Kelly says:

    For what it’s worth, I noticed the Jackson thing but hon­estly thought he was in it. Irony is lost on me, y’see. Next time you make a joke, please be sure to include a road-map.

  • Agent Provacateur says:

    ARMOND WHITE SAYS: Only those who have per­son­ally encountered Glenn Kenny can say wheth­er he deserves being pre­served in an oafish, Shrek-like performance.There’s no indic­a­tion that Ms. Grey or Glenn Kenny under­stand they’ve been hor­ribly used. Shame, Mr. Soderbergh.
    When was the last time someone in the NYC film com­munity walked up to White and slapped him across the face?

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    In that same review he claims Ronald Reagan was President when “Manhttan” came out in 1979… so yeah, I’m not sure wheth­er he’s in a pos­i­tion to judge who was or was not used.

  • Yuval says:

    That was very funny.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I watched the film last night, in a 77 minute cut that was made avail­able on XBox LIVE. Only 800 MS Points! I thought it was a good film, not one of Soderbergh’s best, but I’ve nev­er liked Koppleman and Levien all that much, and this film did­n’t change my mind. By the “end”, if you can call it that, I strangely found myself want­ing some­thing “bad” to hap­pen to Chelsea, even though I liked her a lot and Grey did a very good job play­ing her. It’s just that the film felt a bit unfin­ished, even though the scene it ended on was well done. Then again, I’m giv­en to under­stand the the­at­ric­al cut is different.
    Grey might have a real future as an act­ress, though in a way Chelsea is simply an exten­sion of the strange per­sona that Glenn pro­filed for the Beast.
    Dude, I feel like walk­ing up to Armond White and SLUGGING him.

  • don r. lewis says:

    I’m still wait­ing for the day when GK real­izes he helped make a mumble­core movie.…

  • Francois Twat says:

    Armond White does not prac­tice film cri­ti­cism. What he does reminds me of crank-calling, except he does­n’t even have the balls to want to listen to the per­son on the oth­er end. Here’s what all of his reviews add up to:
    “I’m the only per­son who dislikes/likes this movie.”
    “Anyone who dislikes/likes this movie is a fool.”
    “Here’s anoth­er movie that is bet­ter than this movie that I disliked.”
    “Here’s one of my favor­ite songs, which is better/as good as this movie.”
    “God bless America.”
    “God bless Spielberg.”
    “All of you are fools.”

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    You for­got one: “If I hap­pen to like a movie that has been stamped with approv­al by the crit­ic­al estab­lish­ment, they don’t appre­ci­ate it for the same com­plex reas­ons I do. The oppos­ite is also true.”

  • Craig says:

    And, of course: “hip­sters.”