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Katherine Heigl is not going to let you see her breasts, ever

By July 18, 2009No Comments

08…and that goes for you, too, Butler!”

I should be quick to point out that the above is merely an obser­va­tion, not a com­plaint. While I do, of course, suf­fer from the afflic­tion of the typ­ic­al het­ero­sexu­al male in that I would raise no objec­tions should Katherine Heigl decide to change her pos­i­tion on this mat­ter, prudence and good taste and oth­er factors com­pel me to aver that I do not con­sider the pur­suit of a gander at Ms. Heigl’s bared rack to be a force that gives me mean­ing. That said, I bring up the issue because I see that Ms. Heigl has anoth­er R‑rated “raunchy” com­edy due in theat­ers, which, I see from the com­mer­cials, con­tains a vibrat­or joke that was stolen either from The Sweetest Thing or The Naked Gun 2 1/2; The Smell of Fear, I can­’t quite tell which. And I see that the R rat­ing is “for strong sexu­al con­tent,” rather than nud­ity. And I recall that it was Heigl, in Knocked Up, who, at least to the best of my know­ledge, gif­ted cinema with the excep­tion­ally dubi­ous notion that smokin’ hot chicks love noth­ing bet­ter than to keep their brassi­eres on while doin’ the monkey. 

The ques­tion of who gets naked in Hollywood product—not to men­tion the how and the why—has as much to do with hier­archy and power as it does with per­son­al com­fort level and such. See, for instance, Sarah Jessica Parker rel­at­ive to her cost­ars in Sex and the City, both the series and the very won­der­ful film spun off from it. The makers of Knocked Up would, I am sure, loved to have had Heigl go top­less in that film, just as the makers of Forgetting Sarah Marshall (who are not unre­lated to the makers of Knocked Up) would have pre­ferred to have Kristen Bell ride Russell Brand sans bikini top in that film. Factors in their inab­il­ity to achieve such aims include the act­resses’ agents and what clout they wield, the fact that both per­formers were “trans­ition­ing” from net­work (or at least non-pay-cable) tele­vi­sion fare to cinema, and a post-Maxim lad cul­ture that argu­ably val­ues withholding—a bit of tease, you know—more than the full reveal. 

Still, in Heigl’s case her coy­ness car­ries a bit of an extra fris­son, as it were. For who among us can for­get her thor­oughly com­mit­ted par­ti­cip­a­tion in 1994’s My Father The Hero, a pic­ture that, its PG rat­ing not­with­stand­ing, makes Judd Apatow’s films look like ser­mon­ettes? The film’s con­stant intim­a­tions of pedo­phil­ia and incest were so unstint­ing, so crass, so nudge-you-in-the-ribs-slimy that they ceased to be intim­a­tions at all. And through it all there’s Heigl, insouci­ant in a one-piece bathing suit with a thong back. 

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The reac­tion shots of Gerard Depardieu, as Heigl’s fath­er, are an inter­est­ing study in a par­tic­u­lar mani­fest­a­tion of the Kuleshov effect. 

My Father The Hero is that rare and repel­lent bird, a main­stream Hollywood pic­ture that is more por­no­graph­ic than an actu­al porno. And it cer­tainly gave pervs of all stripe the hope that Heigl, as unin­hib­ited as she played in it, would fol­low in the noble foot­steps of Linda Blair and Allysa Milano and oth­ers too numer­ous (and in some cases sad) to name, and get out those ta-tas for the lens at the nearest leg­al oppor­tun­ity, or post-legal-opportunity fin­an­cial crisis.

But it was not to be. I ima­gine the fel­lows at Mr. Skin would call this a case of “jail­bait and switch.” 

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  • Tony Dayoub says:

    …Heigl, in Knocked Up, who, at least to the best of my know­ledge, gif­ted cinema with the excep­tion­ally dubi­ous notion that smokin’ hot chicks love noth­ing bet­ter than to keep their brassi­eres on while doin’ the monkey.”
    This is a pet peeve of mine. Since I look for ver­simil­it­ude in most movies where flights of fancy are not called for, it always sticks in my craw when you see this kind of mod­esty. Why not frame the shot so the breasts are just off­screen? Or why not skip the sex scene alto­geth­er then, if you can­’t find the cojones to com­ment on a nat­ur­al human func­tion (many would say our primary func­tion) in a real­ist­ic man­ner? In a sex/romantic com­edy, no less?
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall struck me as par­tic­u­larly prudish con­cern­ing Kristen Bell (or I should say the act­ress did) after the male lead had a full front­al scene and the second female lead had no prob­lem going topless.

  • I believe Apatow has stated that he has made it his mis­sion to tip the scales when it comes to onscreen nud­ity. That’s why he makes it a point to have male nud­ity and little if any female nud­ity. I applaud the notion, but it does feel like an intel­lec­tu­al argu­ment not worthy of the geni­us of Superbad.
    Maybe all this coy­ness has to do with the Internet and the abil­ity to post the images for all the world to see. I grow nos­tal­gic for the days when even Carol Kane in The Last Detail was will­ing to show off her breasteses.
    Glenn, am I to con­clude you own a copy of My Father, The Hero? You truly are ded­ic­ated to your work.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Aaron: That con­clu­sion would be an error. I stole the cap. Off the inter­net, as one will when necessary.

  • Campaspe says:

    I remem­ber Pauline Kael, in her review of Ragtime, rant­ing for what must have been a couple of her trade­mark long sen­tences about the lengthy scene where Elizabeth McGovern (remem­ber her? how short a star­let’s time in the sun can be) is top­less and hav­ing a dis­cus­sion with someone. I wish I could find a copy of the review online. As I recall, Kael said it was an ugly thing to do to a young act­ress, and showed con­tempt for her char­ac­ter too. Rather than mak­ing Evelyn Nesbit a free spir­it, it turned Nesbit into a dim­wit without even the sense to cov­er her­self up. The descrip­tion stuck in my mind because I thought Kael was on to some­thing. Gratuitous nud­ity is one thing (hey, I enjoy it too) but nud­ity that is being used to belittle or trivi­al­ize a woman is nasty and auto­mat­ic­ally very off-putting to me. Your descrip­tion of My Father the Hero–and that shot of Heigl’s backside–reminded me of that.
    Further to Heigl’s quite mag­ni­fi­cent physique–it seems to me, purely anec­dot­ally, that there are few­er breasts and quite a few more bare asses in cinema these days. I haven’t the energy to ana­lyze that, though.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    I feel it is shock­ing that our coun­try has gone in a ret­ro­grade dir­ec­tion when it comes to sexuality/nudity. Back in the 70s, I’ll emphas­ize that we’re talk­ing about near-forty years ago, American cinema’s depic­tion of sexu­al­ity seemed to be striv­ing to reach par­ity with the Europeans’ present­a­tion of same. It was frank, and as one who appre­ci­ates art, aes­thet­ic­ally pleas­ing in its present­a­tion of nud­ity. Now, because of polit­ics and the devel­op­ment of a center-right mor­al major­ity, we have slowly slid into exclus­ively juven­ile expres­sions of sexuality.
    I love Apatow’s stuff, and I even enjoy sil­li­er fare like Casual Sex(which you recently brought up some­where, Siren), and Private School. But how come America has nev­er had its Walkabout, or its Last Tango in Paris (9 1/2 Weeks does­n’t count, it was pure titillation)?

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    BTW Campaspe, regard­ing your Kael story, it reminds me very much of Roger Ebert’s dis­dain for Blue Velvet because of what he per­ceived as David Lynch’s nasty and too-long scene depict­ing Isabella Rossellini (Lynch’s part­ner off­screen back then) bruised, dazed, and com­pletely nude on a sub­urb­an street. For many years after, Ebert seemed to almost hold a grudge towards Lynch – harshly cri­ti­ciz­ing much of his work until he dir­ec­ted the G‑rated Straight Story – for embar­rass­ing Ingrid Bergman’s daugh­ter (I won’t put that in quotes because I can­’t be sure he said that, but I seem to recall that he did).
    Personally, I think Blue Velvet is a mas­ter­piece. And I find it far more den­ig­rat­ing to speak of Rossellini as if she were a child incap­able of mak­ing any decisions when, as we have been able to dis­cern over time, she is not only intel­li­gent, but quite a for­mid­able artist in her own right.
    This is also hypo­crisy, com­ing from a man who wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (which I am a fan of, for the record) for Russ Meyer.
    I’m not try­ing to pick on the usu­ally ration­al Mr. Ebert, but what is your take on this one, Campaspe?

  • papa zita says:

    Tony,
    I take that as a rhet­or­ic­al ques­tion, since the answer is self-evident. It’s because sex is dirty in America. A straight­for­ward, unblink­ing look at it in an American film would have people in the theat­er look­ing like the schoolkids in the Simpsons epis­ode where they watch a sex film as Edna Krabapple boredly drones “she’s fak­ing it”. There have been tries at it, but as you say they were back in the ’70s. Americans are child­ish when it comes to sex. I oughta know, I was brought up in this culture.

  • papa zita says:

    Bloody hell, this thing does­n’t take tags.

  • Jeff Pickett says:

    Glenn,
    Brilliant post. Signs of sexu­al repres­sion such as these truly make me want to leave this coun­try, a coun­try in which I have lived all my life and which I love in so many ways. I already gave up on mak­ing films for the American mar­ket – why attempt to bring in a poten­tial audi­ence at the cost of thereby mak­ing some­thing I would­n’t want to watch myself?

  • Christian says:

    I’ll defend Kael’s rant. She was cor­rect in the scene is awful, over­done and ends up mak­ing you feel bad for McGovern. It’s sup­posed to be a funny gag, but it just goes on and on…RAGTIME has some cool things, par­tic­u­larly James Cagney’s spec­tac­u­lar final role, but that moment is the worst. And of course Ebert was wrong about BLUE VELVET.

  • Campaspe says:

    Tony, giv­en Kael’s cel­eb­rated ador­a­tion of Last Tango and a num­ber of oth­er very frankly sexu­al movies, I don’t think we can accuse her of hav­ing ret­ro­grade sexu­al mores. (I real­ize you wer­en’t say­ing that, I’m just con­tinu­ing the thoughts.) Kael saw the exten­ded top­less shot as tacky, and emblem­at­ic of what she though of as Forman’s gen­er­al lack of visu­al elegance.
    As for Blue Velvet, I think even those movie’s die-hard fans (I’m not one, I have to say–found it a slog in parts) would have to admit that the Rossellini scene was harsh, even down to the piti­less shot of her scoli­os­is scar. (Anyone who read Ingrid Bergman’s account of how Isabella got that scar would have cringed even harder, as I did.) I don’t recall Ebert’s whole cri­tique of the movie, but he was­n’t the only one who thought it was too much. All that said, des­pite the fact that I was­n’t crazy about Blue Velvet, I did­n’t think the nude scene was crude or mock­ing. It fit with the rest of Lynch’s vis­ion, and I’m sure Rossellini saw it that way and played it that way.
    There’s some­thing leer­ing about the scene in Ragtime, though, that Kael pretty much nailed. It’s inter­est­ing that Forman is a European dir­ect­or; Americans are not the only ones who have an adoles­cent approach to sexu­al­ity at times. On TV5 I have seen some pretty juven­ile French farces too, and as I recall My Father the Hero is based on a French film that appar­ently was’t much better.
    The trouble with main­stream American films is that they are so often made by and for an adoles­cent or barely post-adolescent mind­set. It isn’t just the approach to sex that lacks depth or a broad adult perspective–it is love and romance as well. One of the many things I like about older American films is that I find more of a mature per­spect­ive about men and women and love in an old Bette Davis vehicle than I do in all of (for example) Steven Spielberg, great dir­ect­or though he is on occasion.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Campaspe: I had hoped to find Kael’s con­sid­er­a­tion of “Ragtime” in the col­lec­tion “For Keeps,” but alas, it isn’t there; the con­sid­er­a­tions of McGovern therein are con­fined to her orna­ment­al role in “Ordinary People” and her abso­lutely hap­less turn in “Once Upon A Time In America.”
    I’m not a big boost­er of “Ragtime,” but I find the cited scene more sar­don­ic than leer­ing. As for “Blue Velvet”…well, Christ. It is what it is, and writers much bet­ter than myself (David Foster Wallace, for one) have spent a lot of time rack­ing their brains over Lynch’s motiv­a­tions, meth­ods and res­ults, without ever com­ing up with answers that would make any of us com­pletely com­fort­able in our liv­ing rooms, kit­chens, and so on. It might be worth not­ing that Isabella R., an act­ive and idio­syn­crat­ic artist in her own right, has nev­er denounced, or renounced, David L. In any event, it’s a whole dif­fer­ent ball field than the one in which Katherine H. plays, which is not to dis her. Still.
    A friend who has seen the French ver­sion of “My Father The Hero” tells me that it’s actu­ally less leer­ingly gross than the American remake. WHich speaks to Jeff Pickett’s plaint, I think.
    Oy! I try to amuse, and open up a much more inter­est­ing can of worms. I think that’s really one of the things this blog is good for!…

  • Ellen Kirby says:

    Lynch has said many times that he works almost entirely by intu­ition (and I believe him), so on one level say­ing that he “inten­ded” the scene to be intensely dis­turb­ing is not quite right, but on anoth­er it is. He just does what feels right. I’d agree that it isn’t mock­ing at all, but even (espe­cially?) at its most hard-to-watch I feel it con­tains a great deal of com­pas­sion for all the char­ac­ters involved.

  • Campaspe says:

    Aha, I was sup­posed to do jokes on this one? NOW you tell me … So, two nude scene dir­ect­ors walk into a cos­tume shop and …
    Nope, I got nothing.
    I should re-see Blue Velvet along with Repulsion, I think. I nev­er know how to pri­or­it­ize these things, though–movies I need to see, peri­od, versus movies I sus­pect did not get their due from me at the time. Kael as I remem­ber dis­dained the whole notion of re-watching movies in at least one interview.
    I can­’t ima­gine many image-conscious act­resses, includ­ing Heigl, who’d be will­ing to play that Blue Velvet scene, shot and lit the way it was. It’s a tre­mend­ously nervy piece of act­ing and I’m sure Rossellini remains proud of it.

  • Vidor says:

    the second female lead had no prob­lem going topless”
    Mila Kunis is on record as say­ing that the pic­ture you refer to was photoshopped.
    As for nud­ity in American movies, we cer­tainly have back­tracked. I was aston­ished that no one got naked in “Scream”. It was a slash­er film, for good­ness’ sake.

  • Michael Dempsey says:

    Here is what Pauline Kael wrote about the afore­men­tioned scene of “Ragtime”:
    “But the per­former who is treated the worst is the lovely young Elizabeth McGovern, who plays Evelyn Nesbit. Forman appears to see Evelyn as some sort of open-mouthed retard. The act­ress is pho­to­graphed so that her cheeks look stu­pidly full, and Evelyn is not merely dim-witted, self-centered, and venal – she’s also such a crude little peas­ant that when she’s inter­rup­ted in the middle of naked love­mak­ing with Younger Brother she pro­ceeds to dis­cuss a busi­ness deal with a couple of law­yers without hav­ing the instinct to cov­er her­self. Younger Brother makes a move to cov­er her breasts, but the cloth falls and she ignores it and goes on talk­ing. The focus of the scene is on Elizabeth McGovern’s torso. And we sit there uncom­fort­ablyu, know­ing that Forman could make his small, pon­der­ous point just as eas­ily by fram­ing the image so that only her shoulders were vis­ible – it would be per­fectly clear that she was naked below the frame. When an act­ress is left exposed this way, it’s the dir­ect­or who’s crude.”
    “Taking It All In” (hard­cov­er edi­tion), page 266. If memory serves, the shot in ques­tion is com­posed to make McGovern’s bare breasts appear to be rest­ing on the bot­tom frameline of the image, like mel­ons on a table.
    Kael’s com­ment does­n’t seem like a mere rant to me, but maybe there’s an ele­ment of strange­ness to it, giv­en her col­lec­tion’s double-entendre title (like the titles chosen for most of her oth­er col­lec­tions as well).

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    I’m grat­i­fied that you all seem to be on the same wavelength as I am.
    For my part, I will move Ragtime, a film I’ve nev­er seen but which is (no lie) sit­ting on top of my media stand in the liv­ing room at this very moment, up to must-watch-this-weekend status. I’ll report back on that one only if I dis­agree with you guys.

  • JF says:

    Of all the scenes in Blue Velvet (which I’ve seen count­less times and is almost my favor­ite movie), the one with Dorothy on the lawn is to me one of the easi­er ones to read, because Lynch has been on the record about exactly where it came from and, unlike with many of his anec­dotes, giv­en us his emo­tion­al atti­tude towards it. He’s said that it was inspired by an incid­ent from his child­hood in which he was very dis­turbed by the sight of a naked woman walk­ing down the street in his neigh­bor­hood. So we more or less know he intends us to be disturbed.
    By that same token (and this is where I think it tripped up Ebert and oth­ers), there’s a lay­er of black humor to the scene in the way that Sandy’s ex-boyfriend and his pals react to Dorothy’s pres­ence, and in the scene that fol­lows where Jeffrey takes her into Sandy’s house, which def­in­itely com­plic­ates the reac­tion you have to her nakedness.

  • John M says:

    Sex and the City, both the series and the very won­der­ful film spun off from it…”
    This sort of took me by sur­prise. As a 30ish hetero male who’s mostly unapo­lo­get­ic about see­ing just about every epis­ode of the series–and you know, lik­ing it a lot, okay?–I thought the movie was a ridicu­lous mess. Deeply, pas­sion­ately ridicu­lous. Like, to-be-puzzled-over-hundreds-of-years-from-now ridiculous.
    Have you writ­ten a defense else­where? Point the way!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    John M: Sorry, I did not splash a suf­fi­cient amount of ver­mouth on my sar­casm. I am not a fan of, or a defend­er of, any mani­fest­a­tion of “Sex and the City,” although I did have a very pleas­ant lunch with Candace Bushnell once upon a pro­fes­sion­al oblig­a­tion. In refer­ring to “SATC” as “very won­der­ful” I was para­phras­ing Woody Tobias Jr.‘s assess­ment of the non-existent “Cujo II” on an old “SCTV” sketch. Sorry for the con­fu­sion. But I sin­cerely have noth­ing against sin­cere fans of the series—hell, it gave some luc­rat­ive employ­ment oppor­tun­it­ies to some val­ued friends and excel­lent dir­ect­ors (some of whom are the same per­son, i.e., Allison Anders). As for the movie—I’m with you 100 %.

  • Ed Howard says:

    This is totally off-topic from any­thing else here, but I saw a trail­er for that Heigl/Butler film cited up top, and the premise seemed to be that Katherine Heigl’s char­ac­ter needed advice from Gerard Butler about how to seduce guys and get dates. Uh, yeah. The dat­ing scene must be really rough for impossibly gor­geous statuesque blondes. Does that seem like an unbe­liev­ably stu­pid idea for a com­edy to any­one else? Apparently, not only do smoking hot chicks keep their bras on dur­ing sex, but they require massive amounts of instruc­tion and train­ing to get guys to pay any atten­tion to them.

  • Tim Lucas says:

    Heigl is a beau­ti­ful young woman and a decent act­ress in light fluff but, as I see it, for the very reas­ons you cite, a comedi­enne without much of a sense of humor.
    As for Pauline Kael, she was an impec­cable styl­ist with an abil­ity to recog­nize and describe tal­ent, but I can­’t say that she ever opened my eyes about any­thing. It’s okay with me if your mileage differs.

  • John M says:

    So, Glenn, can I con­sider this a form of entrapment?
    You sure got it out of me, ya bastard.
    In my defense, I watched it primar­ily while doing things like fold­ing laun­dry, vacu­um­ing, email.
    I’m just dig­ging the hole deep­er, aren’t I?

  • Phil says:

    Ms. Heigl has anoth­er R‑rated “raunchy” com­edy due in theat­ers, which, I see from the com­mer­cials, con­tains a vibrat­or joke that was stolen either from The Sweetest Thing or The Naked Gun 2 1/2; The Smell of Fear, I can­’t quite tell which”
    Or per­haps Shortbus, which had a great remote con­trol vibrat­or gag.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Phil: YES! “Shortbus” it was! And it was pretty funny in THAT film, I admit—that char­ac­ter­’s trav­ails by that point had come to resemble a triple‑X rated vari­ant of an epis­ode of “The Lucy Show.”
    @ John: Sorry! But really, some of my best friends do the same as you, honest…

  • Joel says:

    I’m not really that upset by the lack of nud­ity in main­stream American film. Every time that I see female nud­ity in a Hollywood movie, I feel a bit uncom­fort­able, as if I’m watch­ing the product of intense nego­ti­ations between agent, man­ager, pro­du­cer, and act­ress, all of which res­ult in the exact light­ing, angle, sur­face area of breast revealed, and dur­a­tion of shot. Perhaps this is the res­ult of a pre-Web pubes­cence spent sneak­ing into movies such as The Doors (Meg Ryan’s nipple!) or Billy Bathgate (full-frontal Nicole Kidman!) in order to ful­fill my yearn­ing for celebrity skin. Anyway, I’m kind of happy that act­resses no longer feel the pres­sure to get naked for a part. Still, I don’t object to those act­resses who obvi­ously have no prob­lem, which is my way of encour­aging Ludivine Sagnier to stay employed.

  • JF says:

    Or maybe it’s an homage to Shinya Tsukamoto’s A Snake of June. That’s a pretty funny movie.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Joel: You wrote: “Every time that I see female nud­ity in a Hollywood movie, I feel a bit uncom­fort­able, as if I’m watch­ing the product of intense nego­ti­ations between agent, man­ager, pro­du­cer, and act­ress…” Yes, that’s exactly it. And it’s all part and par­cel of the pur­it­an­ism bemoaned above by Jeff Pickett, I think.

  • Joel says:

    I’m not sure if this is a symp­tom of pur­it­an­ism in the cul­ture at large. If women start leav­ing their bras on dur­ing sex in real life, then maybe you’ll have a bet­ter point. As for the act­resses of twenty or thirty years ago who took off their tops, I don’t think it was for the sake of verisimil­it­ude, and I doubt that they were always thrilled to do so. I ima­gine that some pro­du­cers were happy to fin­ance a youth-culture curio (in their eyes) such as The Last Detail or Mean Streets, but asked the dir­ect­ors to throw in a bit of skin in order to guar­an­tee at least a bit of return on their investment.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Scorsese’s gone on record as say­ing he does­n’t much care for nud­ity in pic­tures, say­ing that it “stops the film dead.” The fantasy sex scene in “Who’s That Knocking On My Door” was shot at the insist­ence of a dis­trib­ut­or, and Amy Robinson’s brief nude scene in “Mean Streets” was, in fact, done at the behest of a pro­du­cer. (It did­n’t adversely effect Robinson and Scorsese’s rela­tion­ship; she went on to co-produce “After Hours.”) He bent later on, in cases where the nud­ity made sense—see Barbara Hershey in “Last Temptation” and the brothel scenes in “Gangs of New York.”

  • msic says:

    The Blue Velvet scene, FWIW, is also not­able in that it’s a turn­ing point, at which Laura Dern’s char­ac­ter, along with some asshole jock whose exact func­tion I for­get at the moment, go from hold­ing Dorothy in con­tempt to hav­ing pity and finally empathy for her, all in a mat­ter of seconds. The extremity of this image, which may have seemed cruel giv­en Lynch’s real-life rela­tion­ship with Rossellini, did have an emo­tion­al pur­pose in the film itself. (Whether or not that makes Lynch’s “cruelty” worth it is, of course, an eth­ic­al ques­tion. But I agree that treat­ing the act­ress as if she were power­less before the might of her director/partner is incred­ibly patronizing.)

  • JF says:

    As for the act­resses of twenty or thirty years ago who took off their tops, I don’t think it was for the sake of verisimil­it­ude, and I doubt that they were always thrilled to do so.”
    I think you’ve got to take this sort of thing on a case-by-case basis. There are plenty of 70’s films where the nud­ity is seems to be a genu­ine expres­sion of the film or film­maker­’s world­view, one of the more not­able examples being the nud­ity in Nicholas Roeg’s work.
    It’s telling that I have a hard time pic­tur­ing a pro­du­cer of a main­stream movie today actu­ally insist­ing on nud­ity. It might be Puritanism, but it’s a very weird, mutant strain of Puritanism. Pop cul­ture is intensely sexu­al­ized, yet actu­al nud­ity makes people uncomfortable.

  • Campaspe says:

    @Michael Dempsey – many thanks for that excerpt, which con­firms my recol­lec­tion. Whatever else you can say about Kael (plenty, oh yes, plenty) her reviews stay with you. And I don’t think she’s off with that ana­lys­is, either–it’s for sure a crude shot.
    @Ed Howard–I could­n’t agree more about the intrins­ic sil­li­ness of the Heigl/Butler movie’s premise.

  • Joel says:

    JF: Rip Torn’s penis = box office pois­on. So I will agree with you on Roeg. However, I don’t think we live in too pur­it­an­ic­al a cul­ture, if only because the reas­on why nud­ity is scarce on the big screen has more to do with the poten­tial size of one’s audi­ence than pre­vail­ing cul­tur­al atti­tudes. Since, in the­ory, a scantily clad Megan Fox is avail­able to all those over thir­teen with 8–10 bucks in their wal­let, why cut your profit by hav­ing her take off what’s left of her top? All of this mor­al­ism by theater-chain own­ers over the NC-17 is almost ludicrously trans­par­ent. The rat­ing itself is a fine idea–remove the stigma of an X by allow­ing adults to see mature films in a main­stream theat­er. However, regard­less of what it’s called, no stu­dio or theat­er own­er is going to want to lim­it their audi­ence so severely. Of course, people insist on blam­ing the MPAA for this fact, when it’s the unwill­ing­ness of the stu­di­os or theat­er own­ers to dis­trib­ute or show movies with real­ist­ic sex and nud­ity that keeps these movies from being made. America likes naked people as much as ever. What has changed is the busi­ness mod­el of the stu­dio, which requires as many people in as many theat­ers as quickly as pos­sible. Also, since it has­n’t already been noted, American film man­aged to be pretty damn racy (and sexy) without nud­ity for sev­er­al dec­ades, so I don’t weep too much for the future.

  • LondonLee says:

    That’s why Halle Berry’s nude scene in.. oh, what was that pile of crap… was so com­pletely un-erotic. Everyone knew she’d been paid a ton of money to get them out for the boys so the whole scene had a great big HALLE BERRY’S VERY EXPENSIVE TITS sign over it. Things like that made me under­stand why Scorsese thinks it can kill a movie dead.
    Speaking of SATC, I assume you’ve all seen ‘State And Main’ which gets a lot of chuckles out of Sarah Jessica Parker’s char­ac­ter refus­ing to take her top in a movie.
    BTW: I have had very hot one-night stand sex with a drunk girl who kept her bra on so that scene in ‘Knocked Up’ did­n’t both­er me.

  • Christian says:

    I do believe people have sex with gar­ments on. Victoria’s Secret must hope so.

  • bill says:

    I’ve nev­er under­stood the objec­tion to the “Blue Velvet” scene. It’s pur­pose could not be more plain to me, and many oth­er people in this thread have laid it out pretty clearly. It is meant to dis­turb, and it dis­turbs, and Rosselini has said some­thing to the effect that she’s nev­er felt the need to apo­lo­gize for it. All this offense taken by some crit­ics and oth­er view­ers on her behalf seems more than a bit con­des­cend­ing, as though she could­n’t pos­sibly have under­stood what she was get­ting into.

  • Campaspe says:

    Bill, you can under­stand a scene’s pur­pose and still find it dis­taste­ful. You can also believe an act­ress has been mis­used even if she her­self was per­fectly fine with it. That isn’t con­des­cen­sion, it’s dis­agree­ment. All the same, my prob­lems with Blue Velvet did­n’t revolve around that scene. Ultimately I thought the film was a great deal of snark aimed at a small tar­get. The truth is that I would far rather re-read David Foster Wallace’s bril­liant art­icle about David Lynch than re-watch a David Lynch movie.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    For me, what makes the scene so inter­est­ing and fas­cin­at­ing isn’t the nud­ity in and of itself, but the reac­tion to it, from the flip “Hey, is that your mom?” (para­phras­ing here) remark to the seems-like-an-eternity embarass­ment of Dorothy Valens’ repeated “He put his dis­ease in me,” hardly the sort of thing you want to hear about your new boy­friend from a strange woman. Of course the intens­ity of all this mor­ti­fic­a­tion would be quite a bit less without the nud­ity. That’s what’s so, well, Lynchian about the whole thing.
    And of course this effect is ameli­or­ated, if not entirely viti­ated, if you can only look at the scene and say (and I’m not ascrib­ing this sen­ti­ment to you, Campaspe), “Oh, poor Isabella Rossellini, look what that awful David Lynch made her do!” And this in itself is a whole stick­ing point in the semi­ot­ics of on-screen nud­ity and our reac­tions to it.

  • Campaspe says:

    Glenn, that scene is the movie in a nut­shell, its vir­tues as well as (what I con­sider) its flaws. Part of the reac­tion comes from Rossellini being a beau­ti­ful woman shown with her every flaw in vivid relief. David Lynch puts her stark naked on an ordin­ary street to recre­ate a night­mare prob­ably every audi­ence mem­ber has had. And then, he shoots her straight-on, no dis­creet mov­ing away or crop­ping, without the slight­est con­ces­sion to glam­or or beauty–her scar, her slight belly, the flaws on her skin, her makeup sink­ing into her pores. If you add the fact that she looks exactly like her moth­er, the dream woman of prac­tic­ally every crit­ic Ebert’s age or older, you have to hand it to Lynch for his sheer ballsy dar­ing. But I sus­pect that “poor Isabella!” was at least a small part of what Lynch was hop­ing to provoke.
    And, to circle back around to what Tony was say­ing on page one, it’s an open ques­tion as to which film­maker, let alone which act­ress, has the stom­ach for a sim­il­ar scene these days.

  • Campaspe says:

    One more Blue Velvet observation–I went to IMDB to check the user com­ments, as I often do, and was most amused to find a sig­ni­fic­ant minor­ity there com­plain­ing that the movie was­n’t shock­ing ENOUGH. To sum­mar­ize, “I went to a David Lynch movie expect­ing gore, viol­ence and nud­ity and all I got was this stu­pid ear.”

  • bill says:

    One thing that I’ve always thought was curi­ous about “Blue Velvet” – and this is mov­ing away from the nud­ity ques­tion – is the crit­ic­al con­census that the film shows up the hypo­cricy or secret deprav­ity of sub­urb­an life. I’ll admit that the film’s begin­ning does seem to point us in that dir­ec­tion, but the char­ac­ters don’t quite live up to that theme. Almost to a per­son, the sub­urb­an char­ac­ters are per­fectly decent people. It’s those who hail from out­side the sub­urbs who are maybe not quite so decent. I doubt we’re sup­posed to think that Frank Booth lives in cul de sac.

  • AeC says:

    @bill: Agreed; I always thought Lynch did a much bet­ter job depict­ing some sort of seedy under­belly of small-town America and Americana with Twin Peaks.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Bill,
    I nev­er took it to be an indict­ment of sub­urb­an­ites as much as it was Lynch’s acknow­ledge­ment that even the sleepiest-looking of small towns has more going on under­neath than people think. Lynch used to have an affec­tion for small towns (he is extremely taken by its den­iz­ens in STRAIGHT STORY and even TWIN PEAKS, des­pite all the shenanigans), and a great dis­dain for indus­tri­al cit­ies (go no fur­ther than his depic­tions of the indus­tri­al waste­lands in ERASERHEAD and DUNE). I say “used to” because of his recent pre­oc­cu­pa­tion with LA (LOST HIGHWAY and MULHOLLAND DRIVE).
    Campaspe,
    I think one grows kinder towards Lynch on repeated view­ings. BLUE VELVET was a dif­fi­cult film for me to like upon its intial release, but TWIN PEAKS was a sort of gate­way film for me into a great­er appre­ci­ation of his work. His com­pas­sion for Laura Palmer, des­pite her trans­gres­sions, helped me under­stand his empathy for many char­ac­ters through­out his films that on ini­tial view­ing seemed ugly caricatures.
    To get back on track though, regard­ing actresses/directors that can stom­ach the hard sexu­al­ity in such films, it is a void that will soon be filled I ima­gine. The pen­du­lum always swings back in that respect. I only hope it is by someone with lofti­er goals than an Eli Roth.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I will always love “Blue Velvet,” in part because of the utter exhil­ar­a­tion I felt when I first saw it in its ini­tial NY the­at­ric­al run. I was feel­ing like everything had been done, and walked out of the theat­er con­vinced that everything had yet to be done. It was just incred­ibly exciting.
    I also love the film because I can still always crack up My Close Personal Friend Ron Goldberg by drop­ping the phrase “I can hear your fuck­ing radio you stu­pid shit!” ran­domly into any of our conversations.

  • bill says:

    Oh, I like “Blue Velvet”, too. And Tony, I’ve nev­er been con­vinced that Lynch inten­ded the film as an indict­ment of sub­urb­an­ites either, but that’s how many people have played it up over the last 20+ years.

  • AeC says:

    I first saw Blue Velvet when I was 16. It was maybe a couple weeks before Twin Peaks premiered and, hav­ing heard that this Lynch guy was a bit of a weirdo, I wanted to get an idea of what I might be in store for. So I ren­ted the movie and, to my mother­’s hor­ror, watched it three times in one week­end. Like you, Glenn, I’d nev­er seen any­thing like it and it was the first movie to really ham­mer home for me the idea that movies could be more than just mind­less entertainment.
    Plus, I will always rel­ish the review of a high school class­mate who saw it the­at­ric­ally: “I thought it was sup­posed to be a mys­tery, but it was just a slutty movie where the girl was naked all the time.”

  • Nick Ramsey says:

    Funny, the two non-nude sex scenes you cite stuck out a great deal to me while watch­ing those Apatow films. As you post alludes to, there is some sort of meta-comment on female screen nud­ity in KNOCKED UP. Is Seth Rogen’s circle’s quest to cre­ate a Mr. Skin-like site the film’s built-in excuse for why the act­resses might want to keep their bras on?
    I’d love to see what Paul Verhoeven would do with one of these scripts from the Apatow universe–how he would depict the women AND men.
    As for Lynch and his sens­it­iv­ity (or lack of) in regards to female nude scenes, I remem­ber read­ing that he added a blur to obscure Laura Harring’s lower ana­tomy dur­ing the sex scenes for the DVD of MULHOLLAND DR. pre­cisely because stills of those nature tend to spread on the inter­net. I don’t know wheth­er this was to ful­fill a con­tract stip­u­la­tion or out of respect for his act­ress (or merely a com­ment on how the inter­net truly has changed the game for images’ avail­ab­il­ity, pro­lif­er­a­tion, and longev­ity in the time since BLUE VELVET), but I do think the anec­dote adds some­thing to the verisimil­it­ude versus exploit­a­tion and art/business/Puritanism debates.

  • Dan Yeager says:

    I’m sur­prised no one has brought up “Short Cuts” re Julianne Moore and Matthew Modine’s scene.

  • Zach says:

    Not to get too deep with the whole Puritanism ques­tion, but I think the way in which American Puritanism is mani­fes­ted is much more insi­di­ous and com­plex than just a lack of on-screen nud­ity. It’s true that sex seems to be every­where in this cul­ture, but it’s always a cer­tain kind of sex, which is either frivol­ous or sanc­tioned by matrimony.
    Sex in American media (and this has become much more the case in the past few dec­ades) is rarely treated ser­i­ously, or as a sub­ject unto itself. The kind of frank­ness you see in vir­tu­ally any oth­er cul­ture is very rare here, and almost nonex­ist­ent in the main­stream. All the same, we’re obsessed with sex, and those mak­ing oodles of dough from it are very aware of the obses­sion. The more ashamed and con­flic­ted we feel about our bod­ies and our sexu­al­ity, the bet­ter we are at being con­sumers of frivol­ous junk…which in turn makes us feel more insec­ure, ashamed, empty, etc. This is so basic as to prac­tic­ally be sub-101 level advert­ising. So, re. Joel’s com­ments, yes there are big fin­an­cial stakes in how much skin is or isn’t shown, but it still plays into a basic­ally Puritanical cul­tur­al mindset.
    And I’ll add that Lynch is one of the very few excep­tions that proves the rule, although he can­’t really be con­sidered main­stream (espe­cially these days.)

  • Dan says:

    @bill
    “Blue Velvet” is one of those movies where the cri­ti­cism tells you more about who’s say­ing it than the movie, I’ve found.

  • Christian says:

    What Zach said.
    BLUE VELVET has been so wildly mis-read over the years. BV was the apro­pos American film for the Reagan years – bugs seeth­ing under the flag. But the film does have a happy end­ing, and is not an attack nor treat­sie on sub­ur­bia. TWIN PEAKS showed how much Lynch actu­ally loves his quirky, small-town folk. He just sees the dark and light in all.
    There was noth­ing like that film out in 1986 and watch­ing Dean Stockwell sing is the most sur­real moment in my film-going his­tory. For the first time, a film­maker made me ques­tion wheth­er I was in his dream or the theater.

  • Stephanie says:

    This is a pet peeve of mine. Since I look for ver­simil­it­ude in most movies where flights of fancy are not called for, it always sticks in my craw when you see this kind of mod­esty. Why not frame the shot so the breasts are just off­screen? Or why not skip the sex scene alto­geth­er then, if you can­’t find the cojones to com­ment on a nat­ur­al human func­tion (many would say our primary func­tion) in a real­ist­ic man­ner? In a sex/romantic com­edy, no less?”
    You saw the same king of “mod­esty” in Sex and the City on TV. None of the women on the show showed their breasts much, although the sup­port­ing act­resses had to do more graph­ic sex scenes than Parker did. It made for some odd effects, with the ladies strad­dling some act­or or oth­er sim­u­lat­ing hump­ing and pump­ing for all they were worth – but with those trusty brassi­eres in place.

  • JF says:

    @ Christian: Your over­all point is pretty dead on in my book, but I’m not sure if Blue Velvet has an entirely happy end­ing. The trauma of everything that pre­cedes the last two scenes still lingers. One of the main things I tend to think about when I see that final shot of Dorothy and her kid is the kid’s fath­er sit­ting in Dorothy’s apart­ment with his hands bound and his ear miss­ing and his brains spattered all over the kitchen.

  • Christian says:

    Well, it’s as happy an end­ing as BLUE VELVET could have;]
    One way to tell the dif­fer­ence between crit­ics of the film is to note how they inter­pret Laura Dern’s great “mys­ter­ies of love” speech as either iron­ic or sin­cere. It’s the most sin­cere moment in the film.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Heigl’s prickliness–her most dis­tinct­ive and, because it appears so genu­ine, com­pel­ling aspect–has been ill-served by movies seek­ing to blunt and tame it rather than let it roar. She keeps get­ting cast as Kate, but I’m con­vinced she’s got a mag­ni­fi­cent Cleopatra in her.
    To the lar­ger point, I don’t know, every time I hear abso­lutes about America’s sexu­al hang-ups they only remind me of how large and expans­ive my cul­ture is. There’s plenty of leer­ing but ulti­mately sex­less adoles­cence on dis­play, sure. And I can­’t deny that’s the majority.
    But there’s also room for Burn After Reading’s bal­an­cing a bru­tal take­down of its Lothario with almost tender por­traits of sexu­al long­ing from his lov­er and her would-be suit­or. Or the Farrelly’s lewd but humane farces, which nev­er resort to such spe­cial plead­ing as The 40-Year-Old Virgin’s revul­sion to porn. Room enough that such seem­ingly dis­par­ate movies as A History of Violence and (pace Campaspe) Munich can latch onto the same device for por­tray­ing a mar­riage besieged–contrasting an early, tender and play­ful bout of love­mak­ing with a later, bru­tally selfish one.
    All of these, even the Cronenberg, strike me as American as apple pie. (Which reminds me that American Pie itself took a charm­ingly ped­ago­gic slant to the dilemma of los­ing your vir­gin­ity, com­plete with help­ful tips on sus­tain­ing the exper­i­ence.) To jump media, America can be summed up by Sex and the City’s repressed, taste­ful boun­cing of bed­springs the same way it can by Tony Soprano’s rut­ting around or Al Swearengen’s blowjob-monologues. Not inac­cur­ately, but by no means definitively.
    And for the film that the con­ver­sa­tion has mostly drif­ted to, and Lynch’s atti­tudes about sub­urbs as revealed therein, I think Hoberman’s review of Blue Velvet con­tains the best sum­ma­tion of the dir­ect­or I’ve ever encountered: “…Lynch has affin­it­ies to clas­sic sur­real­ism. But Lynch’s sur­real­ism seems more intu­it­ive than pro­gram­mat­ic. For him, the nor­mal is a defense against the irra­tion­al rather than vice versa.” So put me in Bill’s camp as well.

  • bill says:

    Bruce – That Hoberman quote is really inter­est­ing. I don’t know that I would have been pre­pared to take my read­ing of “Blue Velvet” quite that far, but now I wonder…

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Bruce, Bill, and JF,
    The Hoberman quote makes even more sense if you read the body of the movie to be a lit­er­al dream rather than just a series of sur­real events. The dream can be taken to start with Lynch’s first dolly into the severed ear, and end with his zoom out of Jeffrey’s ear at the con­clu­sion of the film.
    I’ve always believed this was an intu­it­ive allu­sion that the story is a dream rather than a delib­er­ate choice Lynch made in present­ing it as such.

  • Dan says:

    Or the Farrelly’s lewd but humane farces, which nev­er resort to such spe­cial plead­ing as The 40-Year-Old Virgin’s revul­sion to porn.”
    You know, one of these days, we’ll be able to have a con­ver­sa­tion about sex com­ed­ies without some­body show­ing up to shit on this movie.
    Seriously, what revul­sion? The main char­ac­ter has a prob­lem with jerking off to porn that’s actu­ally not uncom­mon, but it’s not like the oth­er char­ac­ters are like “Porn, oh, we’d nev­er do that. That’s nasty.” Even the guy who drops off the big box of porn, his taste in porn is a cop­ing strategy. Fairly com­mon stuff, really.
    40YOV has a pretty dif­fi­cult prob­lem, which is explain­ing how a man in America gets to forty, remain a vir­gin, and have any sort of woman want to touch him without being paid up front. And they actu­ally handle it pretty well. What they’ve got­ten in return is an unjus­ti­fied back­lash. I’m still kind of astoun­ded that any­body thinks Apatow’s a con­ser­vat­ive. I’m still scratch­ing my head at that one, if I’m being honest.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Dan, regard­ing The 40-Year-Old Virgin, I col­lapsed title and tit­u­lar char­ac­ter, but should have been clear­er that the atti­tude towards porn was only a tic of the lat­ter. What I meant by “spe­cial plead­ing” was that the char­ac­ter­’s dis­taste for por­no­graphy (and even giv­en com­edy lee­way I’d say Carell’s gag­ging, hor­ri­fied reac­tion is “uncom­mon”) is cal­cu­lated to endear him to the audi­ence, mak­ing him more of an inno­cent, rather than grow nat­ur­ally from what we’ve seen of a char­ac­ter who after all man­aged to hear out Rogen’s donkey-show story without screw­ing his eyes shut and beg­ging him to stop. Apatow makes his char­ac­ter so child­ishly sex­less (remem­ber also his con­fu­sion at the ana­tom­ic­al mod­el, or the incom­pre­hens­ible com­par­is­on of breasts with bags of sand that outs him in the first place) I think he was afraid the audi­ence would­n’t root for him otherwise.
    So (in my head, and apo­lo­gies for col­lapsing this as well instead of writ­ing it out) Apatow struck me as a con­trast to the Farrellys, who load their char­ac­ters with all man­ner of sexu­al quirks and behaviors–think Carrey in Me, Myself, & Irene learn­ing his alter ego enjoys a dildo up the ass, or Matt Damon in Stuck on You incess­antly mas­turb­at­ing after his break-up–without dimin­ish­ing their sweet­ness or even hint­ing that this com­prom­ises their deserving of true love. So yes, I find the cre­at­ors of There’s Something about Mary’s hair gel gag more mature and obser­v­ant com­ment­at­ors on sexu­al­ity than Apatow. Whom I do enjoy but con­sider over­rated and too often tak­ing the easy way out.
    What this has to do with being “con­ser­vat­ive” I’ve no idea; I did­n’t raise the Apatow’s polit­ic­al (or did you mean cul­tur­al?) lean­ings, and don’t think for a second he is. Nor would it both­er me if he were.
    Speaking of con­ser­vat­ive film­makers I adore, I like Tony’s sug­ges­tion that Blue Velvet is so suc­cess­ful at cast­ing its dream­like spell in part because Lynch may not have con­sciously craf­ted it as such. For all the dream sequences in the his­tory of film that cap­ture their dis­lo­ca­tion and derange­ment, very few con­vey how dreams strangely pull towards verisimil­it­ude, the way loc­a­tions and events and fellow-travelers con­stantly shift and melt togeth­er while all along their moment-to-moment real­ity is nev­er held in doubt by the dream­er. If Lynch’s dream­s­cape was craf­ted intu­it­ively, that could explain how he pulled off such a feat.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    The funny thing about Blue Velvet is that while I agree it’s a fine film, I’d seen so many ripoffs and takeoffs and swipes of it at that point, the impact of it was blun­ted severely. It does­n’t quite cast the spell on me that the best Twin Peaks epis­odes or Wild at Heart (turn­ing 20 next year!) does.
    My chief issue with the 40 Year Old Virgin, adding to what Bruce said about the title char­ac­ter, is that he wanted to get laid so those three guys would like him, not because he was lonely or wanted to try new things.
    But those three guys are unhappy, unlikable assholes- Rudd’s char­ac­ter is genu­inely psychot­ic, Rogen is Stock Rogen Douchebag, and Malco is- well, he straight­ens up by the end a bit.
    I’ve always felt Apatow, while undeni­ably tal­en­ted, is mean spir­ited and quite hacky at his core.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    http://brandonsoderberg.blogspot.com/2008/05/judd-apatow-thinks-rap-music-is-really.html
    This post from Brandon Soderberg, which starts with Walk Hard and goes off on oth­er things, is an inter­est­ing little bit about how Apatow views the world.

  • J. Temperance says:

    I’m sorry but to say the Farrely go-to of over the top sexu­al dis­play is some­how more real­ist­ic, or val­id, than they depic­tion of sim­ul­tan­eous fas­cin­a­tion, long­ing and con­fu­sion that Apatow shows seems wildly off­base. Perhaps things come down to per­son­al pref­er­ence as I have a hard time find­ing most Farrely char­ac­ters like­able or charm­ing, mostly they add up to cliché’s of what is sup­posed to be cute or like­able beneath the sur­face level “gross out humour”, and do find Apatow’s films to be filled with char­ac­ters that have depth, that are flawed and like­able, that seem much more real, so there you go.
    It seems what you have labeled “childly sex­less” is actu­ally a mix of long­ing, fear and strug­gling to find a place. One’s lack of interest in porn in that situ­ation isn’t so simple as a mor­al high ground. More so it is being deeply uncom­fort­able with one­self and their rela­tion­ship to them­self, and find­ing it easi­er to switch it off than to con­front why they may have gone through life a vir­gin so far. That seems much more inter­est­ing than cov­er­ing up a reduct­ive view of human thought with dick jokes as the Farrely’s tend to do.
    Also, that art­icle on Apatow and rap music is absurd. It uses Armond White as an pil­lar upon which it bases its reas­on­ing. end of story.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I lost all faith in the Farrellys after Stuck on You and that UNBEARABLE remake of The Heartbreak Kid. Seriously that movie should be tried in the Hague. It’s just as mean spir­ited as Apatow at his worst. The only pos­it­ive thing about it was, well, guess.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Another thing that occurred to me about Bruce’s discussion- title char­ac­ter of 40YOV, as I said, seems to want to get laid because those guys will like him bet­ter. But he also puts up with their horse­shit to an annoy­ing degree. Which I sus­pect was a way of mak­ing the audi­ence like him more, since he’s amaz­ingly tol­er­ant of these three dickheads.
    Also amusing- the girl try­ing to sell all his geeky shit at the end, because, well, uh- he can­’t have it because then he, uh… that would be bad?

  • LondonLee says:

    From the art­icle linked above:
    ‘They are char­ac­ters won­der­fully out-of-step with the rest of their peers because of their interest in 70s funk and soul. I won’t even begin to under­stand that one…”
    I under­stand it com­pletely, it shows they’re smarter and more savvy to what’s cool than the oth­er kids who prob­ably all listen to Blink 182 or whoever.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    J. Temperance, that’s a fair inter­pret­a­tion of what Apatow might be going for, but regard­less it plays out for me as rep­res­ent­at­ive of the pur­it­an­ic­al streak some com­ment­at­ors were com­plain­ing is the sole mode of con­tem­por­ary main­stream American film. I think that’s too broad a brush­stroke, and picked the Farrellys as counter­example for their chip­per cer­tainty that the nicest guy you meet has his kinks and fet­ishes, and that’s ok. Personal pref­er­ence, as you say.
    Dan Coyle, The Heartbreak Kid is such an appalling mess I actu­ally can­’t guess what its pos­it­ive thing was. The fact that it was so awful May’s ori­gin­al got a push?

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Well, since the thread was talk­ing about nud­ity, I was refer­ring to Ms. Malin Akerman’s top­less scene. It was quite a balm in a hor­ri­fy­ing vor­tex of awful. You know what I mean, when you feel like you’re drown­ing in a ter­rible movie and you latch onto some­thing, any­thing, to keep from per­form­ing sep­puku to escape it? Maybe that caused me to be more char­it­able towards her per­form­ance as Laurie than, oh, every­one else who saw Watchmen.
    (but hey, she’s very good when she finds out the Comedian is her fath­er, played that reac­tion well)
    Back to Apatow, he recently answered the “are you con­ser­vat­ive” ques­tion in Playboy:
    http://www.playboy.com/articles/judd-apatow-20q-interview/index.html?page=2

  • DUH says:

    Care to post his com­ment, Dan Coyle? Some of us would prefer not to click on a link to Playboy while at work.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Dan, I don’t even see an “are you con­ser­vat­ive” ques­tion in that inter­view, and I checked both pages.
    Are you talk­ing about the abor­tion ques­tion? Which he answers, quite rightly, by say­ing that if Heigl’s char­ac­ter had an abor­tion, the film would have been elev­en minutes long. And that the film had noth­ing to do with pro-abortion or anti-abortion– it’s just about two people who don’t know each oth­er well but give it a try.

  • Dan says:

    Here’s the thing: Andy’s revul­sion isn’t with porn. It’s with his own body/sexual feel­ings. That’s the entire point of the scene (remem­ber, the porn star takes on his voice and the punch­line of the scene is “I AM YOU!”). Of course the guy has trouble mas­turb­at­ing; he asso­ci­ates sex with humi­li­ation and pain, as that rather hil­ari­ous mont­age earli­er in the film shows us.
    I do agree Apatow sanded off the edges of man-children like this, but, frankly, he did it to a far less offens­ive degree than the godaw­ful “Napoleon Dynamite” and, yeah, I can­’t blame him for leav­ing out the misogyny.
    As far as his co-workers, I don’t think Apatow denies they’re kind of obnox­ious. But A) all of these guys exist. Odds are pretty good if you’re a man in America you’re friends with at least one of them, prob­ably all three, wheth­er you know it/are will­ing to admit it or not. B) the movie points out they’re no more func­tion­al or healthy than Andy; in fact that’s kind of the cent­ral theme. About the only one that’s a reas­on­ably sane human being, emo­tion­ally speak­ing, is the stoner. In a way it’s about all four of these guys grow­ing up, Andy for­cing them to reflect on how they act.
    As far as Apatow being con­ser­vat­ive, I think it’s worth ask­ing if he’s con­ser­vat­ive because of genu­ine belief or con­ser­vat­ive because he has to get his movies made. Apatow makes crowd-pleasers, and Hollywood tends to get more and more con­ser­vat­ive the broad­er the audi­ence. The guy works with­in a sys­tem, and there’s only so much power you’ve got with­in that system.
    For example, I sin­cerely doubt that get­ting naked was ever even ASKED of Heigl or Bell, because Hollywood thinks naked breasts turn off female audi­ence mem­bers. It’s kind of inter­est­ing: with male-targeted films, you can lay­er it on, but with “women’s pic­tures”, Hollywood gets con­ser­vat­ive extremely quickly, both in what it’ll show and on deep­er levels.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Normally I don’t speak for oth­er com­menters, but I think Campaspe would slap you upside the head for imply­ing KNOCKED UP or FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL are “women’s pictures.”

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Tom: it was the ques­tion pre­vi­ous to that, was­n’t it?
    Dan: I agree Andy forced them to reflect on their beha­vi­or, and yeah, I know guys like that, but I still did­n’t like them. I wanted Andy to real­ize he did­n’t need their approv­al or friendship- after the “out­ing”, hell, he’s almost will­ing to quit his job than face their dis­ap­prov­al. It was just one of those… things that bug me.
    Part of this I blame Apatow, par­tially I blame the actors- Rudd as David shifts abruptly from sym­path­et­ic to near-psychotic one too many times, giv­en how little time he actu­ally spent with Amy. He’s kind of pathet­ic, and Rudd, usu­ally a reli­able act­or, is a bit lost. Cal is… I dunno. Not one of Rogen’s best per­form­ances, he feels like he wandered in as the stock Kevin Smith Closeted Gay Character that says Faggot a Lot, so Kevin can get away with his homo­phobic slurs, because ha ha ha, the guy say­in’ em likes boys! I really thought they were going for a Cal “I’m Gay!” moment, but they did­n’t. Jay is.. well, I half-agree with Soderberg’s “cor­ruptor of things” state­ment, but the story asks us to feel pity for him when he des­troyed his rela­tion­ship through his own will­ful dis­reg­ard for fidel­ity. Then boom, his girl is preg­gers and he goes from ladies man to grownup overnight. Which I liked, but… I just thought that Andy needed more than just these three fuck­heads if he was ever going to grow up.
    The irony is, I kinda do like the film, but only because Carrell car­ries it.

  • Brandon says:

    When I watched KNOCKED UP, I was under the impres­sion that Heigl’s char­ac­ter did­n’t remove her bra, because she, even though extremely drunk, still had enough sense to know she did­n’t really want to remove all her cloth­ing in front of the slob of a man she was hav­ing sex with.
    And that it was a comedy.
    Showing actu­al sex nud­ity tends to over­shad­ow the funny (unless it’s meant to be laughed at), just as much as it could take one out of drama, as it was men­tioned Scorsese has said.

  • Tom Russell says:

    @Dan Coyle: Jesus, how did I miss that? Mea culpa.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Oh, and here’s what Big Hollywood’s John Nolte has to say about Apatow:
    “Raunchy com­ed­ies aren’t any­thing new; it’s just that Apatow (and his too-many imit­at­ors) are all about the raunch. You can feel the story gears turn to get to the raunch – to get to the “big” set-piece — you can feel the strain to fash­ion an icon­ic moment. Content has little to do with wheth­er or not something’s funny. It’s all in the set up, and with the Apatow crowd you can see the wiz­ard pull the strings. There’s prac­tic­ally a sign that reads, “Cool People Laugh Here.””
    Christ, what a god­damn baby he is.

  • Campaspe says:

    @Tony – Slap, no. Set my tea­cup down with a clat­ter and fix Dan with a basilisk glare, absolutely.

  • Dan says:

    @Campaspe
    Actually, it was an unclear logic­al jump. Let me make the pro­gres­sion clearer.
    I don’t think either of those movies are “women’s pic­tures”, of course. I do think, how­ever, that they were designed to be movies that had some appeal to female movie­go­ers: they were gun­ning for the date crowd, and that meant, as far as Hollywood was con­cerned, no nud­ity. I think if it had been exclus­ively male-targeted, Kristen Bell would either have got­ten her top off, or been replaced with an act­ress who would.
    From there, I actu­ally thought about movies aimed exclus­ively at women and it strikes me that as a rule, the more a movie wants a female audi­ence, the more con­ser­vat­ive it will get in cer­tain top­ics, even by Hollywood stand­ards. Somehow I doubt this is some sort of ori­gin­al insight, but I think it’s interesting.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    But Dan, how is either of those movies con­ser­vat­ive? Dialogue and situ­ations are extremely raunchy in both cases, and in the case of FSM there is full-frontal male nud­ity, which, onscreen at least, women often find more crass than a breast here or there.

  • Tom Russell says:

    My favour­ite recent dis­play of cine­mat­ic female nud­ity was that shaky-cam thrill­er OPEN WATER. There’s a scene where the couple is in bed, the man makes an over­ture to his naked wife, she says she’s not in the mood, he tries to get her in the mood, she’s still not in the mood, and he lets it go.
    The scene got a fair num­ber of chuckles in the theat­er, and a lot of com­plaints about how unne­ces­sary the nud­ity was. But it just felt right: it was just some­thing nat­ur­al– after all, some people do sleep without cloth­ing– and a little sexy without there being any actu­al sex. I did­n’t think about “how did they con­vince the act­ress to do this”– I just thought about these two char­ac­ters, these two lives on the screen. It was, to my mind, the very oppos­ite of exploitative.

  • Jason M. says:

    @ Tom – Perhaps true, but then throw­ing those self­same act­ors in the water with REAL FREAKIN’ SHARKS strikes me as more than a little exploit­at­ive. And I liked the movie. But maybe that’s my irra­tion­al fear of sharks talking.

  • Campaspe says:

    @Dan – In fact, I did under­stand what you were say­ing and I agree. I have zero sol­id research but my impres­sion is that women of all polit­ic­al per­sua­sions are rather ali­en­ated by a large por­tion of female nud­ity in films–they judge, quite cor­rectly, that it’s there to tit­il­late men, not illu­min­ate a woman’s life or sexu­al­ity in any way.
    I just could­n’t res­ist the joke. Forgive me, I knew you wer­en’t com­par­ing Knocked Up to Now, Voyager. 🙂

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Poor Blanchard Ryan- she’s eaten by Sharks in Open Water and then dis­ap­pears, only to resur­face in Beerfest, where her most not­able scene is Kevin Hefferman doing her doggystyle.

  • Dan says:

    Forgive me, I knew you wer­en’t com­par­ing Knocked Up to Now, Voyager. :)”
    Do NOT tempt me. I’ve been research­ing pop­u­lar cul­ture stud­ies for one of my com­edy writ­ing gigs and have seen so much ridicu­lous shit that I really, really want to prank the lot of them.
    “But Dan, how is either of those movies conservative?”
    Conservative in cer­tain top­ics, like nud­ity and rela­tion­ships, not all. 🙂 Actually, when I saw the movie at a test screen­ing, the women were laugh­ing a LOT harder at the male nud­ity than the men.