“I have designed a new web page for you. I have not altered your existing site; I have simply created a prototype for your review because I am confident that I can earn your business.
To view your new design, please use this link: [link redacted] You will simply be asked for the name of your organization for confirmation.
Sincerely,
Warner Baxter
[company name redacted]Sales Manager ”
Not the Warner Baxter, surely.…
“I have not altered your existing site”
That was very nice of him!
“Your website is going out a mere blog, but it’s GOT to come back– a STAR!!”
Glenn, you listen to me, and you listen hard. This isn’t just a blog, it’s the lives of all these people who’ve come here and left a comment about Quentin Tarantino or Armond White. You’ve got to go on, and you’ve got to give and give and give. They’ve got to like you. Got to, because you’re not entirely unpleasant once we get to know you. Do you understand? Your site can’t fall down. It can’t because your future’s in it, my future and everything all of us have is staked on you. All right, now I’m through, but you keep your feet on the ground and your head on those shoulders of yours and go out, and Glenn, you’re going out a blogger but you’ve got to come back a star!
If that’s the real Warner Baxter, my name is Mudd.