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Kim Jong-il's panthers

By November 12, 2009No Comments

Panthers

One of my favor­ite sight gags ever, which ought to give you an idea of just how elev­ated and refined my sense of humor is. From Parker and Stone’s Team America: World Police (2004), which My Lovely Wife had nev­er seen, and we watched the oth­er even­ing. Not only is it still pretty damn funny, but it clearly rendered the exist­ence of Big Hollywood entirely redund­ant sev­er­al years before that web­site was even con­ceived, which is quite a feat. 

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  • Arthur S. says:

    Kim Jong-Il by the way is a huge film buff and in fact wrote a book of film the­ory early on his life. He fam­ously kid­napped a top South Korean film dir­ect­or and his act­ress wife and insisted on the two to make North Korean movies.

  • bill says:

    The war is out there, man, OUT THERE!

  • Ed Howard says:

    I nev­er really found this film that funny, des­pite lov­ing much of South Park. I’ve always thought that Parker and Stone’s feel for genre par­ody is a little too well-developed – they tend to ape what they’re mock­ing *so* well that all the flaws of their tar­get are car­ried over intact. Their genre par­od­ies often just con­sist of regur­git­at­ing the worst aspects of a genre in a slightly off-kilter way. Here, the action movie par­ody is too much of an easy tar­get, and the humor is kind of inert as a res­ult. That said, the “pan­thers” reveal was hil­ari­ous and the best part of the movie by far.

  • Much of this film is indeed funny – “Whut wuld­jew dew for fuhray­dom?” – and the panther/cats gag is def­in­itely the fun­ni­est of the bunch, seconded, nat­ur­ally, by the mar­velous (and first-ever?) instance of super-marionation-ed porn.
    But. Maybe I’m let­ting my pinko streak get the best of me, but the mor­al equi­val­ence the lads try to achieve between “America, fuck yeah!” jin­go­ism and Michael Moore/Alec Baldwin Hollywood lib­er­al­ism seemed forced at best, wholly inac­cur­ate at worst, espe­cially dur­ing the run up to Bush’s second term when the film came out. This kind of dubi­ous long-view, “pox on both your houses” Jibjab-esque par­ody arrives mostly, unfun­nily defanged and gen­er­ally tends to let the hege­mon off the hook – Swift would’ve told us that sat­ir­iz­ing from a strongly-held pos­i­tion is always most effect­ive and isn’t it inter­est­ing how right-wing attempts at it always tend to fall flat. It’s hardly as though the left/social justice move­ments could­n’t stand to have their noses rubbed in their own standards/practices, and I’d have cer­tainly wel­comed more cut­ting lines like “We’ve got some quilt­ing to do”…
    Based on sub­sequent inter­views – includ­ing one at, >gulp!, The AV Club, if I recall cor­rectly… – it seems as though we won’t get many more Stone/Parker flicks soon, giv­en how insuf­fer­able they found the pro­cess of mak­ing big-budget Hollywood films to be. Whatevs. If they keep mak­ing bril­liantly shock­ing epis­odes of South Park like the recent “Oh, no, it’s the Japanese!” dol­phin­cide one, I’ll be more than satisfied. 

  • bill says:

    @James -
    “It’s hardly as though the left/social justice move­ments could­n’t stand to have their noses rubbed in their own standards/practices”
    Maybe you would have been cool with it, but I think you’re broadly incor­rect to say that the major­ity of the left were cool with it. I’ve come across more than a few reac­tions from your side of the aisle that pos­it­ively bristled at find­ing them­selves the tar­get of satire.
    “isn’t it inter­est­ing how right-wing attempts at it always tend to fall flat.”
    No more inter­est­ing than the fact that left-wing attempts fall just as flat. Political humor, as it’s prac­ticed these days, is the low­est form of com­edy. Easy, unsur­pris­ing, smug. Though I do love TEAM AMERICA (not incid­ent­ally, many of the best jokes in the film – the pan­thers, the gor­illa story, the marionette-ness of it all – have noth­ing to do with polit­ics) I tend to avoid polit­ic­al humor as much as I can, because the vast major­ity of it just ain’t funny.
    I’m going to leave that mor­al equivel­ance line alone because…yeesh!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    It’s inter­est­ing how this stuff works some­times: my wife and I both adore Matt Damon, but still laughed our asses off at the com­pletely gra­tu­it­ous Damon run­ning gag in the film. Funny is funny.

  • Bill – Oh, come on, don’t leave it at “yeesh”! We can can have an uncivil dis­course online about our dis­agree­ments, can­’t we? :} I don’t even under­stand what argu­ment you’re try­ing to estab­lish with such yeesh”-ing. I also don’t recall broadly (or nar­rowly) sug­gest­ing the left would have been cool, or oth­er­wise, with any­thing. Just me, Jamie the Broad-Minded Bolshevik.
    All I’ll say in re: right-wing par­ody is – where’s their funny? P.J. O’Rourke I esteem highly, though mostly for his so-long-ago-now NatLamp work as opposed to call­ing starving African refugee chil­dren “cute” (uh…ha? Ha?). Beyond him, what’ve ya got? I mean, did you actu­ally watch that abysmal Joel Surnow-produced sub-Daily Show exer­cise in pathos mas­quer­ad­ing as satire? It could­n’t even last on Fox News!
    Meantime, regard­less of how­ever much you might dis­agree with their polit­ic­al slant (and Jon can reg­u­larly skew right, as when he laid into Jeremy Scahill about his Blackwater report­age, and subsequently/embarrassedly back­ped­alled months later), Stewart + Colbert reg­u­larly bat it out of the park week after week. When I hear some­thing like Colbert’s blis­ter­ing Kermit=Hitler nose-rubbing of the Big Hollywood blog­ger blovi­at­ing about “the Left attempt­ing to under­mine my author­ity” in re: “Pox News” on Sesame Street (“Nothing says ‘par­ent­al author­ity’ like prop­ping your kids in front of the TV so you can blog about how TV is under­min­ing your author­ity”) com­ing from the right, you can be sure I’ll laugh at it. I’ll be wait­ing, and not hold­ing my breath…

  • & Glenn – Not to deny any­one a good harelip (much less Matt Damon) gag, but I truly nev­er got that one. When has MD ever soun­ded like that?

  • bill says:

    Okay. The “yeesh” was because A) the “America F*** Yeah!” stuff, paired with the anti left-stuff has noth­ing what­so­ever to do with mor­al equivel­ancy – they’re simply mak­ing fun of two dif­fer­ent things in one movie. Odd, I know. B) I’m so used to the Left blow­ing a gas­ket about the “mor­al equivel­ancy” line being used against them that I was taken aback by someone such as your­self try­ing to deal that card your­self. You did­n’t make it work, which might explain why that par­tic­u­lar argu­ment has been such a stick­ing point with you guys.
    And per­haps you mis­un­der­stood me, but I nev­er said that right-wing com­edy was any­thing to get excited about. I said polit­ic­al com­edy these days, full stop, is an empty hole these days. If you take “polit­ic­al com­edy these days” to mean “Liberal com­edy”, well, you prob­ably have a point, but that’s not what I meant.
    So I actu­ally have no con­tem­por­ary right-wing comedians/satirists to recom­mend to you. If you want to go back a few years, try Kingsley Amis. Few writers fun­ni­er than him have ever walked the earth.

  • bill says:

    Oh, by the way – if you think Jon Stewart reg­u­larly “skews right”, then you don’ define “right” the same way I do (well, obvi­ously). And both Stewart and Colbert epi­tom­ize for me what sucks so bad about mod­ern polit­ic­al comedy.

  • Tom Russell says:

    I cer­tainly think Team America was miles above An American Carol, and I agree that their fun­ni­est gags were not polit­ic­al ones.
    It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the film, but what did irk me about the bash­ing of actors-who-get-political is that it seemed to be chas­tiz­ing people for, um, being politically-active. Hans Blix and the UN being innef­fec­tu­al? Hilarious. That? Not so much.
    But, again, I haven’t seen the film since it came out, and the elec­tion res­ults of 2004 might have col­oured the way I remem­ber it.
    @Mr. Keepnews: If I recall cor­rectly, the cre­at­ors said that when they made the pup­pet, it kept com­ing out “retarded-looking”. And so, they decided to make him sound “retarded” as well.

  • Bill – Fair enough, shake hands, good game. But, leav­ing aside your low opin­ion of Stewart/Colbert, look how far back in time we’re going to find funny righties. I mean, Kingsley fils is occa­sion­ally amus­ing, why, even when he dar­ingly looks up from his drink to notice what a terible scourge Leninism was over a dec­ade after its twi­light and thereupon get­ting all j’accuse‑y wit it, to say noth­ing of his mor­al superi­or­ity over all us, what?, Saddam-coddlers? It’s funny, all right, albeit unintentionally.

  • Tom Russell says:

    I’m not per­son­ally that big on Colbert, but I think Stewart can be very funny and bit­ing—- at media cri­ti­cism. Not so much “polit­ic­al” humour, but at call­ing oth­er chan­nels to task for lax report­ing. And I wish there was more of that and less cor­res­pond­ents mak­ing fun of people.

  • Aside from politics—I’m sort of unnerved at the vis­ible sim­il­ar­ity of the Team America still, the Powell-Pressburger still, and the Fantastic Mr Fox still, three movies I nev­er would’ve put togeth­er before now. It seems to be Revel In Hypercolored Artificiality Week here at SCR.

  • joel_gordon says:

    Ed-
    I agree with you that the story adheres almost too closely with that of what it parodies–except that the sight of mari­on­ettes play­ing the beats of a dumb action movie IS the com­edy. No real jokes required.
    Others-
    As for the polit­ics, I do remem­ber cer­tain irony-impaired crit­ics, because of its Parker/Stone’s liber­tari­an views, believ­ing TA to be more a vicious par­ody of anti-war movie stars than of “fuck yeah” jin­go­ism. This was dur­ing that magic­al peri­od when some on the left thought that movie stars were the only hope in the PR cam­paign against war, and some on the right throught that afore­men­tioned movie stars were the only “reas­on­able” anti-war voices being offered by the left. For a guy like myself, someone more inclined to the left, I felt that the mock­ery was spread pretty evenly. Also: why would a liber­tari­an auto­mat­ic­ally favor the Irag War? That pre­sump­tion, implied by sev­er­al crit­ics (not all named Edelstein), nev­er made any sense.

  • bill says:

    Joel – Well, the “dicks fuck assholes” speech is sort of hard to mis­in­ter­pret. Besides that, Stone and Parker have said some­thing to the effect that “We hate conc­ser­vat­ives, but we REALLY hate liberals.”

  • Dan says:

    My argu­ment re: “Team America“ ‘s polit­ics is that they’re not really sat­ir­iz­ing the left or right: they’re sat­ir­iz­ing the EXCESSES of the left and the right. Once that snaps into place, I’ve found people on both sides of the aisle can enjoy it, because they real­ize it’s about the people on both sides who irrit­ate them.
    Political com­edy is hard in the first place and rarely funny, either from the left or the right (and it’s inter­est­ing how many comedi­ans, both lefty and righty, prefer to avoid the top­ic entirely). Look up jokes about any President and notice they’re about the President’s influ­ence, or lack there­of, on cur­rent events, but they’re usu­ally curi­ously apolit­ic­al. An example:
    Three doc­tors are drink­ing at a bar. The first doc­tor, a Frenchman, says: “I trans­planted a new liv­er, and the patient was look­ing for work in three months.”
    The second doc­tor, an Englishman, says: “That’s noth­ing. I trans­planted a new heart, and the patient was look­ing for work in three weeks!”
    The third doc­tor, an American says: “I’ve got you all beat, fel­las. We trans­planted an asshole from Hollywood to the White House, and half the nation was look­ing for work the next day!”
    See what I mean? It’s a Reagan joke but that punch­line could just as eas­ily be “Texas to the White House” or “Illinois to the White House” and it’d still work.

  • Zach says:

    Personally, I think Stewart and Colbert are two of the fun­ni­est guys on TV right now. It cer­tainly helps that I’m a leftie of sorts (I’m among those gen­er­ally dis­mayed at the sim­pli­city of the infotain­ment left/right dicho­tomy, and expect I’m in good com­pany here…)
    As far as Parker/Stone go – Team America was divert­ing for the most part, although I’ve nev­er been a huge fan of their TV or their movies. Politically, they’re prac­ti­tion­ers of the “liber­tari­an­ism as cyn­ic­al polit­ic­al oppor­tunism” school, which is too bad, since they seem like smart guys.
    So I was­n’t bugged by the pot-shots at left­ist movie stars, although I don’t think said stars are nearly as dan­ger­ous or excess­ive as the “America Fuck Yeah” ethos.

  • Brian says:

    I think TA has bril­liant moments and stu­pid moments, but its flaws for me have less to do with whatever its polit­ics might be than with the fac that Parker and Stone seem made for the 22-minute (or so) format. South Park works because the short­er run­ning time lets their visu­al jokes and one-liners bounce off each oth­er without con­cern for how it’s going to sus­tain and devel­op. In TA, the attack on/rescue of Paris, the “mont­age” scene, the pup­pet sex is all really funny, but there are some real dry stretches in-between, at least for me.

  • For me, the dicks vs assholes speech sum­mar­ized what so often goes wrong with Parker & Stone. They can be (and have) a lot of fun as sneer­ing sat­ir­ists, but every so often they throw in an earn­est, lay-everything-out speech, which usu­ally reveals that their polit­ics are com­mon­sensic­al, which is to say shal­low and dumb. I still remem­ber get­ting to the end of the Goobacks epis­ode of South Park, which they seem to have con­sidered as pos­ing a bril­liant, insol­uble dilemma, and think­ing “Well, yeah guys, that’s why every­one who isn’t a liber­tari­an thinks there should be a min­im­um wage and unions.”
    Worse than the actu­al polit­ics expressed is the sud­den swerve into Carpa-esque preachi­ness, which ret­ro­spect­ively renders a drag all that came before. The dicks and assholes speech is full of naugh­ti­ness, but it’s still a Big Speech that tells you in no uncer­tain terms What The World Is Like, which is to say it’s the kind of thing that should have been cut sev­er­al drafts ago.
    This hor­rific­ally marred most mid-period South Park as well (when Stan’s “I learned some­thing today…” mono­logues sud­denly stopped being jokes), and was espe­cially bad dur­ing the years when Reason magazine was invit­ing them to speak at every con­fer­ence and gen­er­ally treat­ing them like the Isiah Berlins of frat­boy libertarianism.

  • Dan says:

    Fuzzy, have you ever seen an action movie? Do you even remem­ber how that speech was set up by the movie in the first place? While I have no doubt the basic idea behind the speech is at least some­what reflect­ive of their beliefs, its primary func­tion is decidedly as a joke.

  • Fuzzy B – “Isiah Berlins of frat­boy liber­tari­an­ism”! Well typed, sir. It’s funny, ’cause it’s true…and, maybe, also, because they sort of are. The way Ron Paul, I don’t know, Penn Jillete aren’t.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ James—I con­cur with your assess­ment of Fuzzy B.‘s coin­age. Say what you will of their polit­ics, Parker and Stone were def­in­itely more fun back in the late ’90s, when they’d do things like spon­sor porn-themed parties at Sundance and hang around the AVN Awards drop­ping acid with Xplor media moguls Farrell and Moffett Timlake. (The lat­ter being an obser­va­tion­al detail that did­n’t make the final cut of David Foster Wallace’s “Big Red Son,” FWIW.)

  • @ Dan: Yeah, I under­stand that struc­tur­ally, the speech func­tions as a joke, just like Stan’s speeches did. The prob­lem was that at a cer­tain point, the text of the speeches became heart­felt. Instead of sat­ir­iz­ing the con­ven­tions of action movies (or, in South Park’s case, sit­coms), they suc­cumbed to them, and in the worst, most preachy way. Basically, what Ed Howard said way upthread—they lost the cour­age of their nihil­ist­ic con­vic­tions and star­ted want­ing to tell us How It Is.

  • Owain Wilson says:

    My favour­ite joke in the movie is a line which comes right at the end of the fade-out in the ‘Montage’ song:
    “Seems like more time has passed if you fade out a montage … ”

  • Tom Russell says:

    I think SOUTH PARK is fun­ni­er when they stick to char­ac­ter stuff– I think Butters and Cartman are two creatures for the ages, ones who will be remembered years after the show has gone off the air. And I think their first film, CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL, is some­thing spe­cial and it’s cer­tainly worth seek­ing out if you haven’t seen it already. (And, hey, Stan Brakhage is in it.)
    Dan’s point that a lot of polit­ic­al humour is weirdly apolit­ic­al rings true with me, though I think wheth­er or not someone finds it “funny” depends pre­cisely on which President or whatever is the butt of the joke. I was raised as a Republican and con­ser­vat­ive– and not the polite, intel­li­gent kind of con­ser­vat­ive such as Bill, but rather the Moral Majority/Religious Right gay-bashing kind that was con­vinced Bill Clinton was run­ning drugs through Arkansas and mur­der­ing his enemies. And, at that time, jokes about Clinton and wel­fare recip­i­ents were hil­ari­ous and jokes about Republicans were not.
    To make a long story short, I con­ver­ted in my early twen­ties and am now what the South Park boys would call “a lib­er­al hip­pie douche”. Now, jokes about Republicans are funny and jokes about Democrats are not. Well, okay– there are jokes about Democrats that are funny, many of them cracked on, well, the Daily Show.
    My point, and I think I do have one, is that it’s often hard to laugh when you think you and yours are the butt of the joke. Unless you’re Polish; we seem to have a sense of humour about the whole “change a light­bulb” thing.

  • Jason M. says:

    Wait, Tom, you guys have learned how to change light­bulbs now? Damn, times DO change.

  • christian says:

    Stone and Parker are nev­er as funny or clev­er as they think they are. Then again, I feel that way about Stewart and Colbert, whose shtick is unbear­ably one note now, Andy Borowitz reverse irony.

  • markj says:

    The “Matt Damon!!” gag gets me every time. Brilliant.

  • Dan says:

    @Fuzzy
    So, basic­ally you’ve just admit­ted that you under­stand it’s a joke, but you read into it that it’s sin­cere. In short, it’s not import­ant what they actu­ally inten­ded (a joke), but rather what you your­self read into it (a polit­ic­al polemic).
    Wouldn’t it just have been sim­pler to say: “I don’t agree with the polit­ics behind the joke, so I don’t find it funny?”