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Well whaddya know—I kinda thought Avatar was the shit. It’s me and Avatar all day today at The Auteurs’—first, I cast a cold eye on the pot-stirring nay-sayers in my Topics etc. column, then I give an account of the film itself in a review. Comment here, there, any­where; it’s all any­one’s gonna be talk­ing about for a while in any event.

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  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Well, of course we’re gonna see it, Glenn. Even if we think the Na’vi look like they walked straight off of FERNGULLY.
    Snarkiness aside, though, I always feel like Cameron’s films are enjoy­able, even if I don’t neces­sar­ily go “all in” as some oth­ers do.
    In regards to THE ABYSS, have you seen the exten­ded ver­sion? Do you have a prob­lem with that cut as well? What are your prob­lems with either version?

  • markj says:

    As a Cameron ‘groupie’ from way back I find it hard to express fully how much it means to have Cameron ‘back’. This is a guy that I actu­ally love on a cer­tain level, for filling my teen­age ima­gin­a­tion with the sights and sounds of The Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss, Terminator 2 and True Lies (which is still the last good action block­buster IMO – as Jan DeBont said at the time “How do you top that?”, turns out nobody could, until now perhaps).
    Disappointed you don’t like The Abyss though, per­son­ally I find it to be Cameron’s most inter­est­ing film.

  • Brian says:

    Dammit, Glenn– I was all set to ignore this film and mock its trail­er some more on Facebook, and then you had to go and drop those Kirby and Steranko ref­er­ences, and now I kind of want to see it (it also looks like we like/dislike the same Cameron films). Love the com­par­is­on between Kirby and Cameron’s dia­logue, too– a very apt com­par­is­on, I think, but one I had­n’t thought of before. Thanks for the very cool review.

  • Shane Dobbie says:

    People always cri­ti­cise Cameron’s dia­logue, but I guar­an­tee we’ll all be quot­ing it hap­pily before long. What’s the altern­at­ive – Kurtzman and Orci? I would­n’t let them near a shop­ping list.

  • bill says:

    This des­pite the fact that it wouldn’t be a stretch to inter­pret the pic­ture as a call for world­wide jihad, and its hero Jake Sully as a more com­pet­ent, suc­cess­ful John Walker Lindh. Okay, I’m play­ing here. A bit. But man, those buzz phrases “shock and awe,” “fight ter­ror with ter­ror” and “pree­mpt­ive war” didn’t come out of nowhere. We can dis­cuss this fur­ther after you’ve seen the pic­ture. Which you ought to.”
    No thank you.

  • John M says:

    After watch­ing an advance scene online, I got wor­ried that the film would be too over­loaded with hyper-viewpoints and impossible phys­ics, with lots of crowded swoops, like the dino­saur sequence from Peter Jackson’s KING KONG (a sequence I loathe). Is it more coher­ent than that, visu­ally? I’m hop­ing so…Cameron’s stuff in the past has been at least clean, from a mise-en-scene perspective.

  • Earthworm Jim says:

    I’ve been wait­ing for an excuse to get excited about this, so thanks. My only qualm is about the 3D; would you say Cameron uses it art­fully? I tend to find the whole 3D thing rather obnox­ious, but I acknow­ledge that there are artist­ic pos­sib­il­it­ies therein…

  • I enjoyed a lot of the film – great to see Sigourney Weaver in any form, thought Zoe Saldana really cre­ated a char­ac­ter even through the motion cap­ture, and felt the final 45 minu­tres were truly kick ass.
    Was the whole film ground­break­ing? I don’t know. I still haven’t seen 3D used in the same change-the-form way that widescreen (or col­or, or souund) was. And for all the press, this motion-capture/CGI was slightly bet­ter – but not much.
    Again, I had a decent enough time. A fun one, hon­estly. But, yeah, what I found really annoy­ing as the film went on was Cameron’s tak­ing a 22nd-century story, and then using it to over­lay ‘7os anti­war polit­ics on top of cur­rent events.
    I mean, I get the whole better-I-betray-my-country-than-my-friend thing that at’s the heart of our her­o’s rebel­lion. And the re-purposing of our 19th-century-American colo­ni­al­ism to address oth­er, mod­ern sins is obvi­ous (and accep­ted) in films from “Soldier Blue” to “Little Big Man” and beyond.
    But Cameron then takes all that evil Army-against-soulful-Native-American-warriors stuff and tries – very clum­sily – to use it for an anti-Iraq-War mes­sage. (He even, as you note, has char­ac­ters talk about “daisy-cutter bombs” and fight­ing “ter­ror with ter­ror” and a “shock-and-awe campaign.”)
    And yeah, you can be totally against the Iraq war, for a num­ber of reas­ons. I was, and am. And you can think the Native Americans came out the losers in a long-ago gen­o­cid­al war with John Ford’s sol­diers. I do.
    But you can­’t just take “Dances With Wolves,” stick it in space, add some con­tem­por­ary ref­er­ences, and think you’re mak­ing a state­ment about Basra.
    Because, whatever you think of our policies in the Middle East, the one thing they AREN’T about is a war in which a super­i­or tech­no­lo­gic­al cul­ture tries to wipe out an endangered world of sens­it­ive, New Age eco-warriors.
    And mak­ing a movie in which the “happy end­ing” con­sists of the hero killing hun­dreds of his former com­rades – while the rebel women ulu­late war cries – is either the biggest balls-to-the-wall rad­ic­al stance I can think of or just plain stupid.
    And I’m going to say the latter.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Stephen: I know what you mean. I was won­der­ing if I was going a little over-the-top with my “it would­n’t be a stretch…” inter­pret­a­tion, and I think I was, anti­cip­at­ing that SOME chuckle­head will even­tu­ally make that inter­pret­a­tion in earnest…but, yeah. The buzzwords aren’t even on a dog-whistle level, and that ulu­lat­ing bit—just one shot, but a real WTF? moment—is the sort of thing that stu­dio exec­ut­ives are good for. As in, “Jim, lose the ulu­lat­ing bit.”
    So, as the com­mer­cial says, “It’s in there.” DId it spoil the movie for me? Not entirely; such are the joys of being some­thing of a form­al­ist. Is it going to change young hearts and minds? Very doubt­ful. Is it, as you say, stu­pid? Yeah. Or if you want to take a kinder stance, extremely ill-considered.

  • pdf says:

    I’m prob­ably gonna blow this thing off for a few reas­ons: 1) as a writer, the dia­logue in the trail­ers makes my head hurt; 2) the plot makes my head hurt even more; 3) it’s almost three hours long; 4) I just don’t like the ali­en char­ac­ter design.
    Unrelated aside: The Abyss is my favor­ite Cameron movie.

  • @Glenn
    And, as a p.s., I think the REALLY amus­ing media ques­tion is – what are the angry yellers at Fox News going to make out of this, com­ing as it does from their sis­ter stu­dio? Rage and ful­min­ate, as they would if it were com­ing from those degen­er­ate, cos­mo­pol­it­an Weinsteins? Or some­how, con­veni­ently, give it a pass?

  • I always *liked* Kirby’s dia­logue, “on-the-noseness” and all. Like his art/storytelling/wealth of crazy-ass ideas, it’s like he’s punch­ing you in the fore­head with his dia­logue. I can see where it does­n’t neces­sar­ily fit every story– or even most stor­ies– but when you have the Black Racer– it’s Death on frickin’ skis!, or, to be more accur­ate, a para­ple­gic Viet Nam vet who trans­forms into Death on frickin’ skis! – it kinda fits.
    As to wheth­er or not that sort of dia­logue works for Cameron, well, that’s a whole ‘noth­er story, and being that I haven’t seen Avatar yet, and prob­ably won’t for a few weeks yet, I don’t have an opin­ion on that, per se. Though his dia­logue in his sci­ence fic­tion films worked a lot bet­ter for me than his dia­logue in Titanic; like George Lucas, I think the farther Cameron stays away from “romantic” dia­logue, the better.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Stephen: Unless Prince Rupert really wants to appear obtrus­ively meddle­some, there’s no way that Fox News will be able to let this lie; just as it drives a cer­tain seg­ment of con­ser­vat­ism, it is also driv­en by that seg­ment. It’ll be inter­est­ing to track once the film comes out.
    @ Tom: Flippa DIppa lives! I come to love the awk­ward earn­est­ness of Kirby’s dia­logue (and cap­tions), which of course has noth­ing at all to do with wheth­er it’s “good” or not.

  • Frank McDevitt says:

    Dammit, Glenn! Now I actu­ally want to see this. Sam Worthington does kind of have the face for a Kirby hero…I could actu­ally see him play­ing Orion in a New Gods movie. I was always more of a DC guy so the Kirby stuff in my col­lec­tion is mostly New Gods/Fourth World, and I can sort of see shades of that in the clips and screens for Avatar.

  • The Siren says:

    After read­ing Stephen Whitty’s assess­ment, I must say I can­’t wait for John Nolte’s review. And that isn’t because I’m cer­tain he’ll hate it–the man did give a good review to Che.
    On oth­er hand, this is a cinch to turn Debbie Schlussel as blue as Zoe Saldana’s char­ac­ter. Good times ahead, folks.
    Titanic was def­in­itely a left-wing read­ing of that cata­strophe, so the Avatar themes as Glenn describes them don’t sur­prise me. But I will also be very inter­ested in see­ing how Cameron’s under­ap­pre­ci­ated flair for the romantic/women’s pic­ture angle plays in Avatar. You guys find your ref­er­ences, and I’ll find mine. 😀

  • partisan says:

    James Cameron, the anti-Ozu. It’s for this reas­on that “Aliens” is his best movie, because a woman not want­ing a small girl from being eaten alive by vicious, gen­o­cid­al imper­i­al­ists is more emo­tion­ally real than mak­ing love to a woman once, get­ting her preg­nant, and dying shortly afterwards.

  • bill says:

    So every­one who has seen AVATAR seems to agree that it’s a blatant Iraq war allegory that appar­ently roots for the death of American sol­diers at the hands of peace­ful (in Cameron’s ver­sion) ter­ror­ists, and yet all any­one seems to care about is how crazy this is going to make con­ser­vat­ive crit­ics. That’s interesting.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Whoa, Bill. I don’t think the film actu­ally roots for the death of American sol­diers. I think it uses cer­tain sym­bol­ism and ter­min­o­logy very irre­spons­ibly (that’s not my pre­ferred term, but it’ll have to do at the moment), and I’m not cool with that, and neither is S. Whitty. There are a bunch of dimen­sions to this situ­ation to be dis­cussed, but let me make clear that I find a lot of what’s in “Avatar” pretty off-putting, and am a little sur­prised at what, say, Nolte did NOT notice.

  • bill says:

    Oh, I’m sure if you asked Cameron if he rooted for the deaths of American sol­diers, he’d be aghast at the very idea. But, I mean, look at what Whitty (and, clearly, I should­n’t have said “every­one”, but the more I read, the more pissed off I become, and so I wrote my last com­ment in the heat of that – I apo­lo­gize) and, well, YOU, lay out as evid­ence for the film’s irre­spons­ib­il­ity, and then acknow­ledge – I’m not wrong about this, am I? – that the vil­lains in this film are the American mil­it­ary (and yes, cor­por­a­tions, of course), and then con­sider, if not what I pro­posed, then what IS the film root­ing for? At least regard­ing the com­bat scenes.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Look, it IS prob­lem­at­ic. It might have been less so had he not made the Earthling invad­ing force so largely iden­ti­fi­ably American. I don’t know how much actu­al prac­tic­al effect the film’s “irre­spons­ib­il­ity” will have. But I’m not inter­ested in whip­ping things up, which is maybe why I prefer spec­u­lat­ing on how oth­er parties might whip things up. All I’m say­ing is that this par­tic­u­lar aspect of the film WILL be a per­tin­ent aspect of the debate about it.

  • Brian says:

    Bill, if that’s really what the film seems to be “say­ing” (or at least rais­ing, how­ever unin­ten­tion­ally or uncon­sciously), I would be aghast, too. But I’m still intrigued by Glenn’s descrip­tions of the film’s visu­als and their links to com­ics and oth­er media mod­els I’m really inter­ested in, and I won­der if what might seem like simplist­ic or offens­ive con­cepts on paper (er, blog-screen) become more com­plex as they unfold through those visu­al choices. For me, that does­n’t mean they’re not still worth cri­ti­ciz­ing (indeed, maybe they’re MORE worth cri­tiquing because of the way they draw on our enthu­si­asm for sci-fi, Kirby, etc.), and as I say, I’m very much in sym­pathy with the con­cerns you raise. But giv­en how thought­fully Glenn writes about them here, I’m curi­ous to see what that rela­tion­ship between form and polit­ics (or whatever term we prefer) is.

  • markj says:

    Cameron has poin­ted out that the film is not spe­cific­ally an Iraq war allegory, but drawn from all the examples through human his­tory where invad­ing forces have dis­placed an indi­gen­ous race for means of profit, from the Conquistadors onwards.

  • bill says:

    Cameron has poin­ted out that the film is not spe­cific­ally an Iraq war allegory, but drawn from all the examples through human his­tory where invad­ing forces have dis­placed an indi­gen­ous race for means of profit, from the Conquistadors onwards.”
    But of course he is.

  • bill says:

    But of course he DID, that should have said.

  • JC says:

    I dunno…Iraq War, Conquistadors.…
    All the image above brings to mind, for me, is William Wallace. “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE…OUR FREEDOM!!”
    But I sup­pose bring­ing Mel Gibson into this is the last thing I should be doing right now. 😉

  • Zach says:

    I gotta say that the pur­por­ted polit­ic­al con­tent, and the res­ult­ing fur­or, has raised my interest in this flick by a couple of notches. A couple friends have agreed with the “story is adoles­cent, but the exper­i­ence is so VISCERAL” assess­ment, but we did­n’t have time to get to the politics.
    What would be inter­est­ing is if people (left, right or in between) man­age to keep straight the notion that an alleg­or­ic­al cri­tique of a par­tic­u­lar war or policy – such as the Iraq war or the, ahem, recent escal­a­tion of the Afghanistan war, is not the same thing as being Anti-American or in favor of terrorists.

  • bill says:

    Yes, it’s an Iraq War allegory. And yes, in this allegory, the US mil­it­ary is com­pared to ter­ror­ists. And yes, the alleg­or­ic­al ter­ror­ists are the good guys. And YES, the US mil­it­ary are por­trayed as mon­strous vil­lains. And, okay, YES, in that sense, you’re root­ing for the ter­ror­ists over the mil­it­ary. But that does­n’t mean…”
    Save it.

  • lazarus says:

    While I thought the dia­logue in Titanic was atro­cious, The Abyss had a pretty tight and cringe­less script. Maybe it was easi­er for him to write about a rela­tion­ship on the rocks than it was to write about people fall­ing in love. Or maybe it was because Ed Harris and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio were the ones deliv­er­ing it. But I don’t remem­ber any­thing cringe­worthy in that film.
    And I agree with who­ever else said it was their favor­ite Cameron film. His Close Encounters, with more iden­ti­fi­able char­ac­ters and ground­break­ing effects that came off very nat­ur­al (com­pared to the too-eager-to impress work in the over­blown and extremely pan­der­ing T2). Even if the mes­sage was a little heavy-handed.
    As for Avatar, I’m won­der­ing why Cameron’s les­son about white invaders exploit­ing nat­ives and their resources is some­how a more impress­ive sci-fi idea (and more worthy of respect) than George Lucas’s cri­tique of the Bush Administration (or in more gen­er­al terms, the exam­in­a­tion of decay­ing demo­cracy) in Revenge of the Sith. Lucas cer­tainly could have com­pleted his saga without even address­ing that par­al­lel so dir­ectly, and it’s a more inter­est­ing sub­ject than Cameron’s fairly worn-out lib­er­al guilt.

  • John M. says:

    What would be inter­est­ing is if people (left, right or in between) man­age to keep straight the notion that an alleg­or­ic­al cri­tique of a par­tic­u­lar war or policy – such as the Iraq war or the, ahem, recent escal­a­tion of the Afghanistan war, is not the same thing as being Anti-American or in favor of terrorists.”
    Bill seems to be con­fused about this already.
    God for­bid the US mil­it­ary (150 years in the future, no less) be por­trayed as any­thing but the sens­it­ive, goodwill-spreading bunch of chuckle­heads that they are.
    I gotta run to the depart­ment store. I’m send­ing out small­pox blankets for Christmas.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I agree with Zach in prin­ciple, and would be rel­at­ively on board…EXCEPT for the shot in which the Na’vi heroine gives her ulu­lat­ing war whoop. It was off-putting as I was watch­ing the film, and the more I think about it the more agit­ated I get at how cutesy and in-your-face the shot is. Call me insuf­fi­ciently mul­ti­cul­tur­al, but I find ulu­lat­ing pretty creepy in the same way I find Pentacostal speak­ing in tongues creepy, and I’ve nev­er been par­tic­u­larly crazy about the con­texts in which I’ve seen it done. So there’s some­thing that’s repel­lent about Cameron’s evoc­a­tion here.

  • bill says:

    Yes, John, I’m con­fused, because Cameron has con­struc­ted some­thing so very com­plex. Read again what has been described as appear­ing on-screen, because you’re clearly fail­ing to retain it so far.

  • I was pretty sure I was going to have to hate this film on GP, imper­i­al­ist small­pox not­with­stand­ing (hi, Bill!). I’m more cold than hot on Cameron’s oeuvre – put me very much more in the Alien camp over Aliens (and isn’t Paul Reiser’s corp drone there pretty much trans­ferred avatar-whole-cloth to Giovanni Ribisi’s char­ac­ter here?), and as much as I enjoyed the first two Terminators, his auetuer­ist bon­afides are a dis­aster absent disaster.
    But all this Kirby/Steranko talk does get my inner 13-year-old’s heart racing a mite, and the com­par­is­on between Kirby and Cameron’s art­less pulp writ­ing styles is telling and some­thing I nev­er would have put togeth­er before – thanks once more, film cri­ti­cism and blog commentary.
    Along these lines, I’m happy to see Stephen Lang turn up again – talk about your all-exclamation Kirby-esque vil­lains! He’s someone I’ve been all WEHT, recently even. His mid-80’s work in everything from Manhunter to Crime Story to the Dustin Hoffman Death of a Salesman is all superb, even when he red-lines it. How is he in Avatar? I’m hop­ing he stays some dis­tance away from Billy Zane camp…

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yes, Lang is very fine. I’ve always thought him both a vivid and under­stated screen pres­ence, but here he’s all the way out there all the time. And he goes from being a rel­at­ively sym­path­et­ic char­ac­ter at first—all pro fight­ing man just doing a dirty job—to a thor­oughly heart­less prick to insane but not Zane-esque vil­lain without ever seem­ing to change his demean­or, although of course he does. One of the more inter­est­ing instances of scenery chew­ing I’ve seen in a while, and of course there’s an awful lot of scenery to chew.

  • John M. says:

    Is scenery chew­ing less fat­ten­ing when it’s all CGI?

  • markj says:

    Why the snipy atti­tude Bill? Haven’t seen you like this on here before… did Cameron wrong you some­where down the line?

  • John M says:

    I’ve heard that AVATAR could also be read as a slightly strained meta­phor for the war on Christmas. True/false?

  • Mike D says:

    A very power­ful and tech­no­lo­gic­al super­power try­ing to take over a coun­try of peas­ants was big on my mind”
    ‑George Lucas describ­ing the impact Vietnam had on “Star Wars”, Première, April 8, 2005.
    The Empire = American sol­diers in Nam? Or could be it that George Lucas, like many artists, absorbed the then-current cul­tur­al cli­mate and it spilled out in an indir­ect form. Or how about Tim Robbins in “War of the Worlds” say­ing, “Occupations always fail!” To reduce such a com­ment to an example of a per­ceived anti-Americanism is intel­lec­tu­ally lazy at best. Was Cameron lit­er­ally com­par­ing colo­ni­al mar­ines to American troops in Vietnam and the VC to drool­ing, phal­lic ali­ens in “Aliens”? No. But he appro­pri­ated Nam slang and imagery for the pur­pose of mak­ing sn indir­ect com­ment­ary on Vietnam, a muddled one, per­haps, but not at the expense of provid­ing riv­et­ing enter­tain­ment. I look for­ward to see­ing the film, but I am not expect­ing any­thing resem­bling a coher­ent com­ment­ary on the Iraq War, or any war.
    Bill, your con­cerns are legit­im­ate, and any film which encour­ages cheer­ing on the murder of American sol­diers would, of course, invite just levels of scru­tiny and revul­sion, but cer­tain right wing com­ment­at­ors do have a way of mak­ing a moun­tain out of a mole­hill and lob­bing accus­a­tions of anti-Americanism rather care­lessly to pro­mote a lame and tired agenda. I mean, does it take much to get Michael Medved froth­ing at the mouth?

  • John M says:

    Read again what has been described as appear­ing on-screen, because you’re clearly fail­ing to retain it so far.”
    Oh, I’m retain­ing it just fine, Bill, but unlike you, I’m plan­ning on form­ing my own judg­ments when I see the movie. Myself. It sounds prob­lem­at­ic, but I haven’t seen it, so…
    Fear not, we all know you’re a pat­ri­ot, wheth­er you endure this exper­i­ence or not.

  • Zach says:

    I know I should hold off until I actu­ally SEE the damn thing, but…
    The ulu­ation sounds like an allegory too far, taste-wise, but then again…am I miss­ing some­thing? Do the Na’vi spe­cific­ally tar­get civil­ians? If not, whence the ter­ror­ism charge? Are they being invaded by a hos­tile for­eign force bent on their destruc­tion? If so, then exactly what is the prob­lem with defend­ing them­selves, viol­ently, against violence?
    And here’s the kick­er – if that all hits too close to home for people in favor of the Iraq war, then what does that say about their atti­tudes and understanding?

  • bill says:

    Markj – The “snippy atti­tude” comes from the fact that every review of this film that I’ve read, pos­it­ive and neg­at­ive, have laid out the alleg­or­ic­al nature of AVATAR very clearly, and it insults my intel­li­gence when I’m expec­ted to not fol­low that alleg­or­ic­al thread to its logic­al con­clu­sion, as if that all falls away dur­ing the action scenes, which is when I’m sup­posed to start enjoy­ing my popcorn.
    Mike D – It ain’t just con­ser­vat­ive com­ment­at­ors, or even crit­ics who dis­like the film, who are mak­ing these claims. Read around a bit.
    John M – Your just a fount of non-sequitors, aren’t you? First the small­pox blankets, then the war of Christmas line. I think you have a bag of anti-Right cliches that you carry around, and, giv­en the flim­si­est excuse, you pull one out at ran­dom, as if to say, “Yeah, THAT just happened!”
    But I’ll dis­reg­ard your over­rid­ing fool­ish­ness for the moment to point out that, no, I haven’t seen AVATAR yet, but the film’s alleg­or­ic­al side sounds to me to be very much part of what the film IS, and one of the core reas­ons it exists. To pre­tend that see­ing the film would dis­suade any­one from view­ing it that way would be like ask­ing me not to assume that JURASSIC PARK is about dino­saurs until I’ve actu­ally seen it.
    Zach – “if that all hits too close to home…” etc. Don’t assume it hits to close to home. That’s your phras­ing, and implies some­thing very spe­cif­ic that has no con­nec­tion with my offense at AVATAR’s appar­ent approach to this material.

  • The Siren says:

    I take it “ulal­at­ing” is sup­posed to be the Arab ver­sion of a cheer, or Rebel yell or what have you. As someone who heard those whoops at her wedding–and found them quite joy­ous, thankyouverymuch–I have to admit I am not get­ting the prob­lem. Or rather, I am not get­ting the prob­lem with the movie.

  • John M says:

    Bill, it’s ludicrous dis­plays like yours that give the right a repu­ta­tion for bot­tom­less, pseudo-patriotic whin­ing. Barking at the first whiff of anti-Americanism. Your first com­ment (“No thanks”…or maybe I read that wrong? It’s so com­plex!) sug­ges­ted that you are boy­cot­ting the movie because of what you’ve read in the movie’s few reviews–and yet you con­tin­ue to sputter.
    So, good for you. You’ve heard that AVATAR might have a muddled polit­ic­al mes­sage that (gasp!) calls out the for­eign policy of the Bush Administration, and you’ve decided it’s not for you. After hop­ping from one review to the next, you’ve already made your mind up, so why keep push­ing your blood pressure?
    Zach asks above, do the Na’vi tar­get civil­ians? Are they not fight­ing an aggressor? Predictably, you engage his second ques­tion, but not his first.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ The Siren: The con­text for the ulu­lat­ing in “Avatar” is not, as you may have inferred, a wed­ding or any oth­er such occa­sion. More like a spear or sev­en or nine going through some anonym­ous jar­head’s chest or head, I don’t remem­ber which. It’s cel­eb­rat­ory all right, but hardly innocent.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Also: no, the Na’vi do not tar­get civil­ians. And, they’re also not real people. And so on.
    But it’s undeni­able that a lot of the code lan­guage Cameron uses in his putat­ive allegory is argu­ably crass and oppor­tun­ist­ic. I am rather reminded of Robert Christgau’s mis­giv­ing about The Dictators and their album “Manifest Destiny:” “Anyone smart enough to fool around with such ter­min­o­logy ought to be decent enough not to.” I think that cuts both ways.

  • bill says:

    You spend a lot of time refus­ing to address any­thing I’ve actu­ally said, don’t you? You’re more inter­ested in try­ing to insult me – I mean, Jesus, at least when I insult YOU I try to con­nect it to your spe­cif­ic com­ments (such as they are). But I gath­er you’d like me to speak to one of Zach’s points, which I thought­lessly neg­lected. Will do.
    No, I’m sure the N’avi do not tar­get civil­ians. If I’m cor­rect about that, I’d say Cameron’s reas­ons for that are many, but top­ping the list is that had he done that, his simplist­ic attempt to paint the US mil­it­ary as the vil­lains would be dumped right on its ass. It would be a lot harder to root against them if Cameron moved his allegory an inch closer to real­ity. Which is sort of my whole point.

  • bill says:

    Needless to say, my pre­vi­ous com­ment was for John M, not Glenn.

  • John M says:

    For those scor­ing at home, this is the sum total of what Bill has “actu­ally said” in this thread. Apparently, I’m miss­ing some­thing. The biggest chunk came in about 50 minutes ago, when he starts explain­ing him­self, or at least explain­ing his tone. He’s the first com­menter to use the word “ter­ror­ist.” Behold:
    No thank you.
    ___
    So every­one who has seen AVATAR seems to agree that it’s a blatant Iraq war allegory that appar­ently roots for the death of American sol­diers at the hands of peace­ful (in Cameron’s ver­sion) ter­ror­ists, and yet all any­one seems to care about is how crazy this is going to make con­ser­vat­ive crit­ics. That’s interesting.
    ___
    But of course he is.
    ___
    But of course he DID, that should have said.
    ___
    “Yes, it’s an Iraq War allegory. And yes, in this allegory, the US mil­it­ary is com­pared to ter­ror­ists. And yes, the alleg­or­ic­al ter­ror­ists are the good guys. And YES, the US mil­it­ary are por­trayed as mon­strous vil­lains. And, okay, YES, in that sense, you’re root­ing for the ter­ror­ists over the mil­it­ary. But that does­n’t mean…”
    Save it.
    ___
    Yes, John, I’m con­fused, because Cameron has con­struc­ted some­thing so very com­plex. Read again what has been described as appear­ing on-screen, because you’re clearly fail­ing to retain it so far.
    ___
    Markj – The “snippy atti­tude” comes from the fact that every review of this film that I’ve read, pos­it­ive and neg­at­ive, have laid out the alleg­or­ic­al nature of AVATAR very clearly, and it insults my intel­li­gence when I’m expec­ted to not fol­low that alleg­or­ic­al thread to its logic­al con­clu­sion, as if that all falls away dur­ing the action scenes, which is when I’m sup­posed to start enjoy­ing my popcorn.
    Mike D – It ain’t just con­ser­vat­ive com­ment­at­ors, or even crit­ics who dis­like the film, who are mak­ing these claims. Read around a bit.
    John M – Your just a fount of non-sequitors, aren’t you? First the small­pox blankets, then the war of Christmas line. I think you have a bag of anti-Right cliches that you carry around, and, giv­en the flim­si­est excuse, you pull one out at ran­dom, as if to say, “Yeah, THAT just happened!”
    But I’ll dis­reg­ard your over­rid­ing fool­ish­ness for the moment to point out that, no, I haven’t seen AVATAR yet, but the film’s alleg­or­ic­al side sounds to me to be very much part of what the film IS, and one of the core reas­ons it exists. To pre­tend that see­ing the film would dis­suade any­one from view­ing it that way would be like ask­ing me not to assume that JURASSIC PARK is about dino­saurs until I’ve actu­ally seen it.
    Zach – “if that all hits too close to home…” etc. Don’t assume it hits to close to home. That’s your phras­ing, and implies some­thing very spe­cif­ic that has no con­nec­tion with my offense at AVATAR’s appar­ent approach to this material.
    ___
    You spend a lot of time refus­ing to address any­thing I’ve actu­ally said, don’t you? You’re more inter­ested in try­ing to insult me – I mean, Jesus, at least when I insult YOU I try to con­nect it to your spe­cif­ic com­ments (such as they are). But I gath­er you’d like me to speak to one of Zach’s points, which I thought­lessly neg­lected. Will do.
    No, I’m sure the N’avi do not tar­get civil­ians. If I’m cor­rect about that, I’d say Cameron’s reas­ons for that are many, but top­ping the list is that had he done that, his simplist­ic attempt to paint the US mil­it­ary as the vil­lains would be dumped right on its ass. It would be a lot harder to root against them if Cameron moved his allegory an inch closer to real­ity. Which is sort of my whole point.
    ___
    Needless to say, my pre­cious com­ment was for John M, not Glenn.

  • John M says:

    Of course, “pre­cious” at the end was my typo…that teaches me to retype, rather than cut and paste.
    Remember when the word “pre­cious” was­n’t so loaded? Damn you, Oscar Race 2009!

  • bill says:

    Thanks for the trip down memory lane, you freakin’ lunatic.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Note to self: Do not seat Bill and John M. near each oth­er at next “SCR Commenter’s Ball,” whenev­er THAT happens…

  • John M says:

    And done.

  • John M says:

    If tem­pers are flar­ing this high between two people who haven’t even seen the movie yet, it seems safe to say that the movie will ruffle some feath­ers, no?
    Just in time for the holidays.

  • bill says:

    Clearly, your work is done here. Now go! There are dis­cus­sions else­where to which you still have time to add nothing!

  • John M says:

    Will do, Bill. And you keep on chan­gin’ minds, will ya? Might I sug­gest a thread for teens or tweens? They might be more recept­ive to your brand of bit­ter sophistry.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    All right now, fel­las. Don’t make me fetch the vir­tu­al crow­bar. (Or, rather, invent the vir­tu­al crow­bar, as such a thing does­n’t exist.)

  • Tom Carson says:

    Bill, we’ll obvi­ously all know bet­ter when we see the thing – unless you’re ser­i­ous in imply­ing you’ll boy­cott it. But until then, I’m with you in this argu­ment. I don’t give a damn if a movie is “anti-American” or not, since that can be either dumb or smart and I thought the world of THE HOST. But Cameron’s would-be Iraq par­al­lel just sounds appallingly stu­pid to me, and exactly like what I would have pre­dicted of him at his worst.

  • bill says:

    Bitter”? Now THAT is a blast from the past.

  • bill says:

    Tom, I am genu­inely temp­ted to boy­cott it. After all, I don’t really like Cameron that much any­way, and why invest the time and money in a film that I feel con­fid­ent will only increase my already shock­ing level of bitterness?

  • markj says:

    You should go and see it Bill, if only to make sure you are cri­tiquing the film on a fair basis. How can you com­ment fairly on some­thing if you haven’t even seen it?
    As for me, I can­’t wait. I’ve sat through the shod­di­est dec­ade of block­busters ever (cour­tesy of The Hack Pack – Michael Bay, Stephen Sommers, Roland Emmerich, JJ Abrams, McG, the Wachowskis, Bryan Singer, Gore Verbinski and the Rat – thanks guys!!!) to finally get to a film where the dir­ect­or knows what he is doing. Wednesday can­’t come soon enough.

  • bill says:

    Markj, how do you know that Cameron knows what he’s doing if you haven’t seen it yet?
    And so on. We all do this.

  • markj says:

    Well I was talk­ing primar­ily about the action sequences Bill but point taken! 😉

  • Tom Carson says:

    And just for the hell of it, can I put in a lonely good word for Billy Zane in Titanic? He’s the only one who’s in peri­od, for cris­sakes. It’s because nobody else is that he looks eccentric.

  • bill says:

    Tom, you know what I think of TITANIC, but I can see where you’re com­ing from. I’d soon­er take down Kathy Bates in that film than Zane. Personally, I’d rather put in a lonely good word for Victor Garber, because he’s the only one who actu­ally think is good in the film.

  • Tom Carson says:

    I for­got Victor Garber, but you’re right that he too at least makes you half believe he’s liv­ing in 1912. So does Eric Braeden, still most beloved by me under his birth name of Hans Gudegast in “The Rat Patrol.”

  • bill says:

    Oh yeah, he was good, too. As was, if memory serves, Bernard Hill. I always like Bernard Hill. So I guess really some of the peri­phery act­ors were pretty good, but the closer you move to the core, the more your teeth begin to grind.

  • The Siren says:

    @Glenn: Crass could be applic­able to cer­tain aspects of Titanic, where Cameron’s anger over the rela­tion between tick­et price and sur­viv­al rate led to his dis­in­clin­a­tion even to grant the plu­to­crats dig­ni­fied deaths (which they did have in real life, as much as any­one could on a sink­ing ship).
    However, of the major movies about that dis­aster (and TV series and oblique take-offs like History Is Made at Night), Cameron was the one who really went after the big mor­al ques­tions about the sur­viv­ors, even if he did with a cudgel and not a scalpel.
    And it sounds to me (as someone who has­n’t seen the movie, but now wants to, much to her own aston­ish­ment) that here we have Cameron going after our com­fort­able notions of good-guy-dom. For myself, if he’s really try­ing to get us to take a hard look at our more con­tro­ver­sial mil­it­ary for­ays and the civil­ian death tolls they’ve racked up, I say more power to him. It does­n’t sound subtle, but broad isn’t neces­sar­ily bad. As Flannery O’Connor said, when you’re talk­ing to the deaf you have to shout.

  • Tom Carson says:

    Siren, it feels like lese-majeste to dis­pute you. But remem­ber that Cameron has his own “com­fort­able notion of good-guy-dom” him­self. I hate the Iraq war and did from the start, but which brush you use to black­en it mat­ters all the same.

  • bill says:

    Heck no, Tom. Say whatever you want, no mat­ter how vile, as long as it’s in sup­port of my polit­ics. Don’t you know that’s how it works these days.

  • The Bloofer Lady says:

    I zoned out try­ing to read through all the com­ments mid­way through the second page. So at the risk of bring­ing up a film that might’ve been men­tioned already…well, ask me if I give a fuck.
    Anyhow…
    War of the Worlds.
    Spielberg already did the occu­pa­tion ana­logy 4 years ago, and he prob­ably did it in a more com­plex man­ner, too.
    Anyhow…

  • The Siren says:

    Tom, point taken about Cameron. Can’t tell wheth­er or not I will approve of his tools until I have seen the film. When I was re-examining Titanic last year I found all sorts of things going on in that movie that I had­n’t noticed in the theat­er. You can­’t call him subtle, exactly, but he packs a lot of things into his big, baggy monster-size movies and they aren’t always appar­ent when you’re swept up in the moment.
    As for Bill, right now I am about as offen­ded as I can ever recall being in the blo­go­sphere. Nothing I have ever said, in this thread or indeed any­where else, deserved that insult.

  • Tom Carson says:

    Siren, I hon­estly don’t believe Bill was attack­ing you. I thought he was just mock­ing the extremes of what passes for polit­ic­al dis­course these days, even though I did blink myself before com­ing to that con­clu­sion. But any­time you want to com­pare notes on the semi­ot­ics of TITANIC, I’m game. I’ve watched it with fas­cin­a­tion more times than I should prob­ably admit in this forum.

  • bill says:

    @Siren – but “when you talk to the deaf you have to shout” is cool? Look, I was­n’t call­ing you vile, and I hon­estly apo­lo­gize if that’s how it came across. I con­sider this film’s appar­ent con­struc­tion of its allegory vile, and I’m dis­turbed by the pass some are giv­ing it because it roughly con­forms to their world­view. I was­n’t call­ing you or any­one else here vile.

  • Tom Carson says:

    So much for my brief (and, I hope, charm­ingly atyp­ic­al) try at mim­ick­ing Kofi Annan. On second thought, maybe I’ll just let you two thrash it out.

  • bill says:

    No, Tom, your descrip­tion of what I was going for was cor­rect. My own response could have been warm­er, but I was a bit taken aback by The Siren’s reply, and the com­ment I made that set this off came from being rankled by O’Conner quote in the first place.
    Forget it. I’m going to bed.

  • Dylan P. says:

    … One could also debate the eth­ics, or non-ethics, of spend­ing over 200 mil­lion dol­lars mak­ing a film embed­ded with (fine, inter­est­ing, “prob­lem­at­ic”) points about oppres­sion and dom­in­a­tion and imper­i­al­ism, when those real-life people who are them­selves the receiv­ers of such imper­i­al­ism could prob­ably use some of that money to run their coun­tries and get out from under the thumb of glob­al debt.
    Just a thought.

  • The Siren says:

    Bill, please look at the name that begins my com­ment. Is it yours? I hope that Glenn under­stood, as you evid­ently did not, that the Flannery O’Connor remark (which she made about Catholic themes in her work) con­cerns the way loud, obvi­ous allegory may suit an artist’s aims. I offered the quote by way of fur­ther­ing the dis­cus­sion with GLENN about what might have to be done in order to get a point across to the mass audi­ence for Avatar. In oth­er words, Bill, it had fuck all to do with you, espe­cially since you removed your­self from the putat­ive audi­ence for Avatar way back in the thread.
    No, you wer­en’t call­ing me vile, just my polit­ics, or your cari­ca­ture of them at any rate. Your every com­ment here is pre­dic­ated on two notions: that you have mor­al scruples above and bey­ond those of Glenn’s oth­er read­ers, and that you alone must endure the slings and arrows of out­rageous blog rhet­or­ic. It is bad enough hav­ing to pre­face posts that are actu­ally addressed to you with little pats to your ever-ruffled feath­ers, as I have in the past. I will be damned if I will do it even when I’m try­ing to engage our host.

  • bill says:

    Siren, if you read MY com­ment again, you’ll note (or you should, at any rate) that I don’t spe­cify any­one’s polit­ics. I say that’s how it works these days. If you find your polit­ics in that com­ment, great, because I see mine, too.
    Christ almighty. So you spend a lot of time smooth­ing my ruffled feath­ers, do you? That, I must say, is really fuck­ing rich. Have a great day, why don’t you.

  • Tess says:

    Smurfs remain my favor­ite blue people.

  • Dan says:

    I have the feel­ing, hon­estly, that this’ll be a hit in spite of itself. What I’ve been hear­ing, con­sist­ently, is that the first two hours con­sist of Cameron telling you about the set­ting he’s DMing and then an amaz­ing battle sequence.
    Also, I don’t really see Kirby or Steranko in this. If any­thing I’m get­ting a bit of a Frazetta feel­ing. Or maybe Kubert with more light.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    That Blue Man Group, they’re noth­ing more than a ripoff of the Smurfs. And don’t get me star­ted on the SMURFS. THEY SUCK!”– Homer Simpson

  • Tom Russell says:

    What I’ve been hear­ing, con­sist­ently, is that the first two hours con­sist of Cameron telling you about the set­ting he’s DMing and then an amaz­ing battle sequence.”
    My new goal in life is to some­how play D & D with James Cameron. Though I have a feel­ing– purely on the dir­ect­or’s repu­ta­tion as being some­what auto­crat­ic– that he’d be one of those DMs who does­n’t take kindly to sidestepped traps and devi­ations from his storyline. Still, the sav­ing throws would be *intense*.

  • markj says:

    On a light­er note – 2 sleeps to go 🙂

  • Stetson Kennedy says:

    I don’t think “boy­cott” means what you think it means.

  • Rob Carver says:

    Nothing new – the sledge­ham­mer approach was already used in the book “War is a Racket” from 1935, by Major General Smedley Butler, Ret., CMOH x 2 rcpt., who had been on the pointy end of it and plainly stated about the venal­ity of it all, which this film seems to be say­ing with many esplozhuns and FX, but less truth. I’ll see it just for overkill.

  • Not a good movie by any stretch of the ima­gin­a­tion, but it cer­tainly is a tech­nic­al mar­vel. Looked good in phony-Imax digit­al 3‑D.

  • Tom Russell says:

    My wife and I both loved it, and it’s been added to my own Best Of the Decade list. A few thoughts on the film, includ­ing both the Kirby over­tones Glenn men­tioned and the alleg­or­ic­al thread that’s caused quite a stir here, are humbly offered for the approv­al of the Midnight Society:
    http://turtleneckfilms.blogspot.com/2009/12/best-of-decade-addendum-james-camerons.html