Misc. inanity

Quote of the day, 01/06/10

By January 6, 2010No Comments

I was­n’t infuri­ated by Avatar. I was infuri­ated by the way it framed the cul­ture war debate…as if there are no sec­u­lar people on the right.”

—Jonah Goldberg, to ABC News, appar­ently, in this piece. 

Yes, exactly; the film’s biggest fail­ure is its refus­al to acknow­ledge the exist­ence of Irving Kristol. 

I have to think that the report­er, Huma Kahn, fudged the quote, or that Goldberg was hit­ting the cough medi­cine hard the day he was inter­viewed, because as non-sequiturs go, this is a stretch even for him. 

He is the most enter­tain­ing con­ser­vat­ive com­menter on the film, because he’s try­ing to main­tain his fan­boy cred at the same time as he’s toe­ing the party line. Hence, he huffs that he’s not at all bothered by the film’s polit­ics, no, no, he objects to how lamely they’re artic­u­lated, you see. Okay, then.

I do have my own thoughts about how the polit­ics of this film work, and/or don’t. My view is that the pic­ture is indeed object­ively anti-capital and anti-military, but not pre­script­ively so, which makes some dif­fer­ence. But now I’m gonna pull a Goldberg and say I’ve got oth­er stuff to do today, so I can­’t flesh out my the­ory fully at the moment. But I might, later, maybe. 

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  • christian says:

    Yes, I take ser­i­ously this National Review stooge who wrote “Liberal Fascism.” What a rack­et these guys are in – non-stop media pon­ti­fic­a­tions des­pite nev­er being right about anything.

  • bill says:

    Christian, the lib­er­al stooge non-stop media pon­ti­fic­a­tion rack­et, des­pite being wrong, is frickin’ BOOMING. You should be pleased!
    Anyway, I still haven’t seen the film, so won’t com­ment any more than I already have else­where, but when I first read the Goldberg quote, I thought he was talk­ing about THE AVIATOR. That was a con­fus­ing moment.

  • christian says:

    I’d argue that there is no one train of lib­er­al stooge thought in the media now. You have lefties throw­ing around Obama=Bush and you have the oth­ers say­ing, whoa down. I’m tired of all he usu­al talk­ing heads. But Goldberg is a genu­ine mor­on. Bill Buckley would be shocked that an idi­ot like Palin (“élite Ivy League spine­less­ness”) rep­res­ents con­ser­vat­ive thought.

  • bill says:

    But she does­n’t. She rep­res­ents a seg­ment of it that I’m no hap­pi­er about than I’m sure you are about cer­tain lib­er­al thinkers (I won’t pre­sume to guess who you agree with and who you don’t, but I’m sure you can fill in those blanks) who take a dis­pro­por­tion­ate amount of the spotlight.
    Also remem­ber, from before? AVIATOR, AVATAR…crazy, huh?!

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    The art­icle writes that the film has “dis­tinct reli­gious, anti-war and pro-environment themes”. I’m sorry, how could any human being walk out of the movie and think it’s anti-war in the slight­est? The movie ends with a huge battle! According to Cameron, viol­ence is still the answer, if we were to even try to read that much into it, which is prob­ably a mistake.
    And yes Bill, that “Aviator/Avatar” slip up is vin­tage Bill R.

  • Zach says:

    Where, I won­der half-seriously, is the pun­dit fur­or over the par­al­lels between Avatar and Inglorious Basterds? About, you know, the fact that Cameron is (alleg­or­ic­ally, at least) “rewrit­ing” the his­tory of American imper­i­al­ism, where this time, instead of near-total decim­a­tion of the indi­gen­ous pop­u­la­tion, they band togeth­er and repulse their invaders?

  • otherbill says:

    What fas­cin­ated me about AVATAR (which I fin­ished watch­ing an hour ago) is that Cameron spent 400 mil mak­ing THUNDERCATS MEET DANCES WITH POCAHONTAS IN FERNGULLY and all I could think was that if there’s a Cameron avatar in the film it’s Stephen Lang. That alpha-dog, super intense, “I’m god on this set and all these toys are mine” vibe that he seems to love to pro­ject. I can eas­ily envi­sion altern­ate Cameron films in which that char­ac­ter becomes the hero because he sees what those “damned stuffed shirts in com­mand don’t real­ize about the situ­ation on the ground!!”.
    That ties into the whole crazi­ness of a guy who’s made movie after movie that drips with scorn for cor­por­a­tions while prac­ti­cing his craft in a man­ner made pos­sible only by the resources of giant cor­por­a­tions. I seem to remem­ber read­ing an inter­view with Cameron years ago in which he said he watched all the highest gross­ing films and dis­tilled a for­mula of 8 or 10 aspects they all shared. He used that to write TERMINATOR and everything else he’s ever done. I think the anti­cor­por­ate stuff in his work is really him just push­ing the “under­dog prot­ag­on­ist” but­ton in a way that gets a knee jerk reac­tion from most audi­ence mem­bers. Inserting “shock and awe” con­sti­tutes using a buzzword that will catch audi­ence mem­bers ears and add some kind of res­on­ance (I think he thinks). I’m not say­ing I feel that the above makes some of the par­al­lels he’s try­ing to draw any less spe­cious or aggrav­at­ing. Though I must say that my ire was largely tempered by the sense I had that I was watch­ing the equi­val­ent of a kid using curse words because he knew they had an effect. That, and my over­whelm­ing bore­dom. Except for Lang- I hate pre­quels but can we get one with that char­ac­ter STAT?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @otherbill, that’s an extremely refined and con­vin­cing ana­lys­is. And I’m still sleepy and pre-occupied, but I look for­ward to enga­ging it further.

  • Tess says:

    My two cents on Avatar: the dia­logue made me want to gag myself with a pitch­fork. But, visu­ally very cool. If I were inclined to take acid as a movie-going enhance­ment, this would have been a good one. That, and I’d love an avatar of myself if only because I’d be super tall and skinny.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    What irks cer­tain mem­bers of the right is that Avatar frus­trates their busi­ness mod­els. Ever since “Hollywood vs. America” came out, cul­ture war­ri­ors have main­tained that ‘lib­er­al pro­pa­ganda’ equals ‘box office flop.’ Perhaps it’s best for them to admit that, indeed, nobody knows anything.
    On a side note, I don’t really get the argu­ment that James Cameron can­’t cri­tique cap­it­al­ism while mak­ing a block­buster movie. Creating expens­ive spe­cial effects and seiz­ing oth­er people’s land for its resources don’t strike me as com­par­able actions. If the worst thing cap­it­al­ism can pro­duce is big budget flicks, then it is truly the greatest eco­nom­ic sys­tem ever devised. Not to say James Cameron has made a par­tic­u­lar incis­ive ana­lys­is of cap­it­al­ism with Avatar. Or even an effect­ively blunt one. But let’s ease up on the false equivalencies.

  • Tess says:

    And, the tail. I’d love to have tail.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    The most enter­tain­ingly lun­at­ic reac­tion from a con­ser­vat­ive, IMO, is Leigh Scott’s up at BH, where he argues, uh, that it’s actu­ally secretly con­ser­vat­ive, and Cameron did­n’t real­ize it, because it’s against beaur­ac­racy, but if that’s so does­n’t that mean it’s arguing cor­por­a­tions are bad because AAAAHH LEIGH SCOTT HAS ACTUALLY PRODUCED A FILM
    I did­n’t like the movie, and I found the polit­ics to be muddled, and the script tire­some. But most hor­ribly, I found myself agree­ing with John Nolte’s review in some parts, and that’s one of the biggest crimes a film can commit.

  • Who is Ross Douthat and why is the NYT giv­ing him space? He seemed to use “Avatar” primar­ily as an excuse to attack pan­the­ism. I almost want to strap him down like Malcolm McDowell in “A Clockwork Orange” and force him to watch “Tropical Malady”.