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Piss-taking factory

By February 5, 2010No Comments

Sometimes it’s either too hard to res­ist, or all too called-for. The snark, I mean. An Oscar pro­gnost­ic­at­or earns a pas­tiche, and at the same time, I laud a new and unher­al­ded Blu-ray, in my most Laurence-Sterne-influenced Topics, etc., ever, today at The Auteurs’.

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  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Wells could­n’t have writ­ten your Auteurs piece in a more Wellsian (NOT Wellesian) voice him­self. I bow in deference.

  • So you’ve now vowed to stop snark­ing at col­leagues… what are we, up to five vows now? I mean, assum­ing New Year’s res­ol­u­tions don’t count for two points.

  • Griff says:

    Uh, Glenn, I believe the cur­rent in vogue com­ment of this sort is “TOLDJA!”

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ F.B.:
    Hey, thanks for check­ing in, Jiminy Cricket.
    Look—if you don’t care to draw any dis­tinc­tion between enraged and self-defeating ad hom­inem attacks and hav­ing a little amuse­ment at the (mea­ger) expense of a self-congratulating Oscar pro­gnost­ic­at­or while con­coct­ing a pas­tiche, I’m not gonna waste my time try­ing to per­suade you that such a dis­tinc­tion might, in fact, exist. As for Wells, if you must know, we’re not quite what you’d call friends, but we’re cor­di­al acquaint­ances, and we both get a genu­ine kick out of this Fred Allen/Jack Benny routine we’ve developed and some­times indulge in.

  • Tom Russell says:

    I cer­tainly approve of the first half of what I hope is your actu­al middle name.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Thanks Tom. All actu­al. Fun Facts About Me: Middle name, Thomas, is actu­ally my bap­tis­mal name, as there’s no Saint Glenn (yet—don’t laugh), so by Catholic doc­trine, I’m actu­ally Thomas Glenn Kenny; Allen (or is it Allan? I keep get­ting mixed up in my old age) is my con­firm­a­tion name, which I took from my dad.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Allen is also my broth­er Jeffrey’s middle name; he was named after the fence com­pany that installed a fence at our house the day he was born.
    Fun Fact about my name: My grand­fath­er– my father­’s fath­er– fought in both World War II and Korea In WWII, his life was saved by a man named August Wolfgang, and my grand­fath­er prom­ised this man he would name his first born son August Wolfgang Russell. Well, nearly twenty years later, my fath­er was born– the first boy but the fifth child– and my grand­moth­er was­n’t about to name her child August Wolfgang on account of some prom­ise made years before. And so he was named Tom Russell.
    When my moth­er and my fath­er got mar­ried, and my moth­er was with child (that’s me!), my grand­fath­er offered them ten thou­sand dol­lars to name me August Wolfgang and make good on a prom­ise made forty-odd years ago. Obviously, the end of the story is, I was named Tom Russell after my fath­er. My fath­er was pissed, though: they were hurt­ing for money and it would have made quite a bit of dif­fer­ence. But, after a couple of weeks, he relen­ted and signed his name on my birth certificate.
    I was always kinda bit­ter about that grow­ing up– I could’ve been an Augie, like Augie Doggie (who, as we all know, is the abso­lute coolest) instead of just anoth­er Tom.

  • bill says:

    Fun fact about my name: it is Bill.

  • buck.swope says:

    whatever happened to that bluray of the col­or of money? it’s over a year later and no word. i know i’m going to get slammed on here, but that is my favor­ite movie of all time (to live and die in LA is prob­ably top 40 as well). if it helps, i was in high school in the late 80’s, i was WAY into pool then, and a lot of it was filmed in my homet­own (Chicago, where not a lot of movies were being filmed at the time) but i still find it fas­cin­at­ing. even more so, i’m overly pro­tect­ive of it now because every scorsese fan pretty much hates it. i find it uncon­scion­able that there isn’t one extra on the stand­ard def DVD. i guess i should­n’t expect any new spe­cial fea­tures on the blu…

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Buck: You know, I pre­sumed, as did T. Schoonmaker, that the High Def trans­fer was for an upcom­ing Blu-ray, but the actu­al release of said disc was nev­er announced. I ima­gine the mas­ter is in reserve for just such a thing, or maybe some Disney/ABC High-Def movie chan­nel or some such. I’ll check into it…

  • buck.swope says:

    glenn, are you in said major­ity that think Money is one of the “bad” scorsese movies?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    No, I think it’s pretty good, except for the eye exam shots at the end, which always bug me for some reas­on. I enjoy the ways he tries to squeeze some Scorsese-ness into it—the motel scenes for instance. I also like all the pool stuff. The Forest Whitaker bit. “Werewolves of London.”
    Back in the ’80s I used to spend a lot of time at Julian’s pool hall on 14th Street. Between games (my girl­friend at the time had her very own cue!) I would play video trivia, and I noticed that in the movie cat­egory there was one guy who had all of the high scores, ini­tials “MS.” I always wondered if Julian’s was where Cruise prac­ticed his game, with Scorsese passing the hours play­ing the movie trivia game…

  • lazarus says:

    Great post, Glenn. Until you quoted Lex G, who does­n’t need any more publicity.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I under­stand your qualms, Lazarus. But in cer­tain respects the whole point of such a pro­ject is to go where one would rather not…

  • lazarus says:

    I under­stand. “This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts the blogosphere”.
    @ buck.swope: My friends and I also got heav­ily into pool in my late high school years (coin­cid­ent­ally enough, also in the Chicago area), and we watched The Color of Money more times than I care to remem­ber. I shud­der to think of all the times we did Vincent’s cue-stick moves (stabbing the air and wip­ing the “blood” on the under­side of the table) or spouted those Grady Seasons taunts at each oth­er (“It just keeps get­ting worse and worse.”)
    It prob­ably is minor Scorsese, but if that’s him slum­ming or tak­ing a paycheck he does it about as well as any­one else. One of Cruise’s bet­ter per­form­ances, and sadly an Oscar-winning turn by Newman that has become rather underrated.
    Love all the stuff Glenn men­tioned, but I’d also add the parade of vic­tims which includes Iggy Pop and I think Marty him­self, the light­ning edit­ing of the table shots, that Western show­down shot where Newman, Cruise, and Mastrantonio walk into the pool hall in over­lap­ping pro­file, and that reflection-in-the-ball thing at the end is fant­ast­ic. Not sure if I think the final freeze-frame is as cool as I used to think it was, though.

  • buck.swope says:

    @lazarus: good stuff. being a juni­or in high school at the time, scorsese’s name did­n’t mean much to me. hate to say it, but it prob­ably was cruise at the time that was the biggest draw for me (*shud­der*). it’s pretty funny to me how many errors there were in the pool sequences (i.e. balls shot out of order in 9 ball). in fact, the reflec­tion shot you’re talk­ing about it actu­ally incor­rect as his image isn’t reversed in the shot. still, who cares, really? the book was writ­ten by the late, great Walter Tevis (The Man Who Fell to Earth) and it is entirely dif­fer­ent. There is no Tom Cruise char­ac­ter, and Fast Eddie is reduced to play­ing exhib­i­tion matches in shop­ping malls against Minnesota Fats. dim­mer com­mer­cial pro­spects, for sure, but that would have been an inter­est­ing film.

  • bill says:

    The last time I saw COLOR OF MONEY, I liked it quite a bit more than I was used to (while lik­ing Cruise some­what less). Newman gives a genu­inely great per­form­ance, I think – not HUSTLER level, but he earned the accol­ades that year – and I, too, loved the Forest Whitaker scene, “Werewolves of London”, Turturro, Iggy Pop, I liked the end­ing bet­ter than I used to, etc. But what still bugs me is some of the pool.
    At my best, I was a pathet­ic ama­teur, but I used to play a lot of pool, and some of those table leaves…you can eas­ily ima­gine whichever pool con­sult­ant worked on that movie, before rolling, pla­cing each ball by hand, say­ing, “This ball here, and this ball here, and this ball here, means Tom can make THIS shot.” It was like someone was set­ting up a table for a trick shot exhib­i­tion, and that still is hard to get past.
    But it ain’t a bad movie by any means.

  • buck.swope says:

    it seems like through the years MS has noth­ing to say about this movie, good, bad or oth­er­wise. was this one of his “coke” movies? what i would give for a com­ment­ary track on this one..

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    You’re going out on sev­er­al limbs there, Buck, so let me just dir­ect you to the book “Scorsese on Scorsese,” in which the dir­ect­or has plenty to say about “Color Of Money,” includ­ing the fact that he was fairly happy with the result.

  • buck.swope says:

    was­n’t neces­sar­ily try­ing to imply, but i guess i did any­way since it’s worded that way. it was more of a ques­tion. i have the ‘Interviews with Filmmakers’ book on him and it only con­tains a short inter­view Peter Biskind did with Marty and Richard Price that does­n’t offer too much insight. i look for­ward to check­ing this book out.

  • bill says:

    It’s a great book, Buck, as all the ‘Blank on Blank’ Faber & Faber books are. The only prob­lem – and it’s my prob­lem, not Faber & Faber’s – is that when you have one of those books, and the film­maker has made five or six more inter­est­ing films since the book was pub­lished, you become very hungry for an updated edi­tion. Ah well.
    Even though I’ve read the book, I have no memory of any­thing Scorsese says about CAPE FEAR, which, for my money, is the actu­al worst thing he ever made. I kinda wish he’d nev­er done it, to be hoenst.

  • Tom Russell says:

    At Buck: My under­stand­ing, which could cer­tainly be wrong and is hampered not least of all by the fact that I’ve nev­er met the man and so have no know­ledge of his per­son­al life, is that after his hos­pit­al­iz­a­tion in the late sev­en­ties (this would be before Raging Bull, and thus before Color of Money), Scorsese no longer used cocaine, as it had nearly killed him.
    I’m going to go out on a limb of my own here, though, and say that my favour­ite Scorsese films are two of his least-loved from the nineties: The Age of Innocence and Kundun. I led a live-tweet of each (on twit­ter, nat­ur­ally), but to sum up my theses:
    Kundun is the most cinema-savvy of the movie brats at his most “purely” cine­mat­ic, a beau­ti­ful, rap­tur­ous, and always exhiler­at­ing film. The com­mon com­plaint, that the film is a hagi­o­graphy, is out­right non­sense; look again, and you’ll see a cap­tiv­at­ing study in weak­ness, inde­cision, and the feel­ing that you’ve been trapped by history.
    Age of Innocence I love for the many astound­ing flour­ishes– the iris-in, the rapid-cutting-movement opera goggles, the dis­solves reveal­ing the con­tents of an envel­ope, the direct-to-camera mono­logues for let­ters, and the rich, evoc­at­ive, wry voice-over. It is not the stodgy peri­od piece it is often accused of being, but a fiercely alive and pas­sion­ate film.

  • buck.swope says:

    @Tom Russell: you make an excel­lent point about hav­ing no know­ledge of his per­son­al life. i’ve always read about his “drug peri­od” but can­not recall what years those entailed. i guess i may have erro­neously con­nec­ted the dots with The Color of Money (the scene w/Turturro where it’s obvi­ous Turturro has just done blow, the Robbie Robertson soundtrack, etc). I’ve always assumed (again, prob­ably incor­rectly) that After Hours was made dur­ing this peri­od. AH is eas­ily one of my favor­ites, along with The King of Comedy, so maybe I was just dialed into that whole 80’s output.

  • lazarus says:

    Tom, I could­n’t agree more about Kundun and The Age of Innocence, two films which should have been showered with awards, or at least bet­ter reviews. Marty goes out­side his com­fort zone and people just yawn, while films like Munich or Letters From Iwo Jima are lauded and are thought of as dar­ing new ter­rit­ory for their respect­ive film­makers. What Marty accom­plished with those two is com­pletely out­side the reach of many Hollywood vet­er­ans like Spielberg and Eastwood, the former lack­ing the restraint and matur­ity, the lat­ter lack­ing the artistry and grace.
    Have to strongly dis­agree with Bill about Cape Fear, though. I think it’s a vast improve­ment on the black and white char­ac­ters of the ori­gin­al, and it’s far from some kind of paycheck job; Scorsese’s Catholic guilt them­at­ics are in full force, with some meaty mor­al ambi­gu­ity to chew on. Of course it’s com­pletely over the top, but I love the gusto that Marty attacked the mater­i­al with. There are gor­geous visu­al ele­ments like the Hitchcock col­or fades, the shot of De Niro on the wall with the fire­works behind him, and that deli­ri­ous finale on the house­boat, but also truly dis­turb­ing scenes like the one with De Niro and Juliette Lewis in the school auditorium.

  • Jason M. says:

    Kundun and Age of Innocence are both mag­ni­fi­cent films, and it’s also a bit sur­pris­ing to me that they aren’t bet­ter known. Maybe because Scorsese is still thought of as being primar­ily someone who makes gritty viol­ent crime dra­mas, and these don’t really fit into that cat­egory. Regardless, it’s a shame more people haven’t seen them.

  • Jeff McM says:

    I just want to encour­age Glenn to keep rag­ging on the self-important blog­gers as long as they remain incess­antly pom­pous and sloppy (which is to say, for infinity).

  • @ Jeff: The rag­ging would be much less com­ic­al if not for GK’s bian­nu­al vows to nev­er, ever do it again. It’s like watch­ing Homer step on a rake, get­ting mad­der every time. Personally, I find GK inter­est­ing when writ­ing about film, and Armondishly tedi­ous when devot­ing his ener­gies to oth­er film blog­gers, but there’s pretty clearly an audi­ence for the latter.

  • Brian says:

    AGE OF INNOCENCE is one of my favor­ite Scorsese films– I was rather heart­broken when my stu­dents dis­missed it in a melo­drama class last year. It feels like the place where you really feel his love of Michael Powell and Vincente Minnelli come through the clearest.
    I’ll second Bill’s dis­like of CAPE FEAR, which also has one of DeNiro’s more annoy­ing per­form­ances in it. I like the COLOR OF MONEY quite a bit, but could nev­er fig­ure out the “train­ing sequence” late in the film, where Newman is swim­ming in a pool to get ready for the big show­down. Is this some­thing pool pros really do? Because in the movie, it came off as a scene that wandered in from a ROCKY movie.

  • Tom Russell says:

    It feels like the place where you really feel his love of Michael Powell and Vincente Minnelli come through the clearest.”
    Seconded.

  • lazarus says:

    Brian, I don’t think it’s so much a “train­ing” sequence as it is a back-to-basics reju­ven­a­tion, the swim­ming pool act­ing as a bap­tism of sorts, to flush the whis­key money out of his body so he can come back to the game pure again, and I think the music­al selec­tion sup­ports that. It’s not like they put a Survivor song behind it. Also, the eye doc­tor scene refers back to the quote used in Raging Bull about “once I was blind and now I can see”.
    Also, Minnelli and Powell both seemed very much on the brain (and in the heart) in New York, New York, though Marty cer­tainly per­fec­ted the res­ult of those influ­ences with the later film.

  • Brian says:

    Lazarus– inter­est­ing thoughts on the pool scene. I should really go back and look at the film again, as it’s been awhile. But I love your inte­pret­a­tion, and it really makes me curi­ous to see it again. Yes, I agree about NY, NY (anoth­er film I really love). I hon­estly get more out of those two films (and AFTER HOURS and THE KING OF COMEDY) than I do out of RAGING BULL or TAXI DRIVER, as great as they both are. I don’t know if you could still say there’s over­looked Scorsese, giv­en that his work is con­stantly being re-evaluated, but I find the films that have fallen into that cat­egory in the past (KUNDAN, too) to often con­tain his most inter­est­ing stuff.

  • bill says:

    I still haven’t seen AGE OF INNOCENCE. Clearly, that’s my loss. I’ll get on it.

  • AGE OF INNOCENCE seems to be slowly but surely mov­ing up in the crit­ic­al pantheon—I think by the time it gets a Blu-Ray release, it’ll offi­cially be one of the classics.
    @ Brian: Agreed, King of Comedy just gets bet­ter and bet­ter. I actu­ally think it does­n’t get dis­cussed as much as TAXI DRIVER and RAGING BULL because it’s so much rough­er to watch—it refuses to give the audi­ence any release, even the release of viol­ence. Ricky Gervasis owes Rupert Pupkin daily roy­al­ties for trail­blaz­ing the agon­iz­ing com­edy of awkward.

  • Cadavra says:

    Glenn, not to take any­thing away from Thelma and Marty, both of whom I adore, but giv­en the issues involved, why was­n’t the DP, Michael Ballhaus, involved in super­vising the GANGS transfer?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Cadavra, I haven’t the fog­gi­est. All I know is that for the first Blu-ray—the bad one—NOBODY from the pro­duc­tion team was con­sul­ted, and it was a dis­aster. (Bob Harris sus­pec­ted they actu­ally used the same mas­ter that they used for the stand­ard def edi­tion.) What’s inter­est­ing about the new, improved ver­sion is that it came out without much fan­fare at all. My silly pos­tur­ing in the “Auteurs” piece (in the interest of com­ic effect) aside, I don’t have any real idea about how the new ver­sion came into being or who over­saw it, although I pre­sume it was com­mis­sioned at least par­tially as a res­ult of some dis­ap­prob­a­tion com­ing from Scorsese’s camp. I don’t know the extent to which Ballhaus gets involved with this stuff…

  • Fabian W. says:

    I think Ballhaus super­vises some of the trans­fers – I remem­ber read­ing an inter­view (by Tom Tykwer) where he said that the DVD of “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” was actu­ally super­i­or to the the­at­ric­al print because there was more time for color-coding and some such stuff. He also talked about the digit­al trans­fers for his films with RWF. And he clearly has great affec­tion for “The Color of Money” – when he was awar­ded for his achieve­ments as a DP a few years back here in Berlin, it was the movie he per­son­ally chose to be shown before the ceremony.