Miscellany

Department of weird stuff of which you may not have been aware

By February 24, 2010No Comments

Train Jones

This dude play­ing the “ghost” of Elvis Preseley in Jim Jarmusch’s 1989’s Mystery Train? Paula Jones’ hus­band, appar­ently. Steve Jones. Or, as he’s cred­ited in the film, Stephen. 

I learned this from Ken Gormley’s big book of impeach­ment, The Death of American Virtue, in which Gormley men­tions Jones’ act­ing aspir­a­tions and cites the Train cameo, adding that the pic­ture “had flopped.” “Hold on there, Hoss,” I thought as I read that. “You may know about the law and his­tory and all that kinda stuff, but you might not know that much about the eco­nom­ics of indie film.” I looked into the mat­ter and found, alas, that Mystery Train actu­ally did mar­gin­ally worse than some of the Jarmusch films that came before and after it. Not quite poorly enough to tag Stephen Jones as box office pois­on, but…oh, nev­er mind. Anyway, I reck­on this tid­bit of data could be use­ful in someone’s “six degrees” game…

The book is quite well done. I see on Facebook that a friend—a real friend as well as an FB one—is look­ing for a “loose baggy mon­ster” of a nov­el to read, and while this non-fiction book is actu­ally rel­at­ively tight, it is some­thing of a mon­ster, and describes in juicy detail a folly that James, Trollope, Tolstoy, Balzac, Zola, et. al. might have found too improb­able to even con­sider apply­ing prose to. And being reminded that, yes, Rush Limbaugh actu­ally did go on the air and announce that a media source “claim[ed] that Vince Foster was murdered in an apart­ment owned by Hillary Clinton” makes me fall in love with the big lug all over again. 

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  • JW says:

    My favor­ite writ­ing teach­er in col­lege, I recall, claimed that his brother-in-law had come up with the Elvis’ weight bit.
    MYSTERY TRAIN was the first Jarmusch film I saw. I was­n’t much of a cine­aste back then – an art­icle in SPIN on Jarmusch is what made me want to see it. Thought he had a cool look. My dad took me and my sis­ter, who was pretty young at the time and not patient with any­thing “arty.” The “Fletch” sequel was more her speed. I remem­ber all of us piss­ing ourselves with laughter dur­ing the Joe Strummer seg­ment. This was the first time I noticed Steve Buscemi, who would go on to bring me so many hours of joy. After see­ing MYSTERY TRAIN, I went back and ren­ted STRANGER THAN PARADISE. Twenty minutes into the film I turned it off. Just could­n’t vibe with STP’s rhythms. I have since learned to appre­ci­ate STP and its Ozu jokes, but MYSTERY TRAIN seems more imme­di­ately acces­ible to me. Strange it did not do as well as STP.
    I am presently ima­gin­ing Big Rush’s voice repla­cing that of Tom Waits’ in the film.

  • Davin says:

    That’s funny, I was just think­ing about revis­it­ing ‘Mystery Train’ as I’m get­ting mar­ried in two months and we’re hon­ey­moon­ing in Memphis.

  • Mystery Train = Best Movie of All Time (or at least the best American movie thus far, cap­tures well a nice & weird vibe that the US has). Needs to be added to the LoC film registry, if it isn’t on there already. Need to watch it again, look­ing for­ward to the Criterion DVD of it. I thought the Ghost of Elvis act­or did a great job.

  • The Siren says:

    I am touched, but I am not sure I can relive the Clinton impeach­ment. For one thing, Joe Lieberman is sure to be in that book. And Ken Starr. A rough crowd in a bad neigh­bor­hood, Glenn…
    For that mat­ter, Mystery Train, which I have always loved, now may be ruined for me for a good long while as I do not want to be reminded of Paula Jones and her con­tin­ued existence.

  • otherbill says:

    Every now and again I’m temp­ted to take up smoking just so I can light my Zippo with a snap of my fin­gers and then toss it into my shirt pocket.

  • Zach says:

    I must share in the heap­ing of accol­ades on Mystery Train. One of my first cine­mat­ic loves, it’s a beau­ti­ful, beau­ti­ful movie.
    I taught myself that light­er trick because of MT. I still find myself utter­ing “Y’all got any MAT-CHES??” at com­pletely inap­pro­pri­ate moments.
    Great movie from start to fin­ish. I’ve always felt it does­n’t quite get the cred­it it deserves in the Jarmusch pantheon.

  • bill says:

    Might as well throw my hat in: MYSTERY was my first favor­ite Jarmusch film (thought not my first, peri­od, Jarmusch film), and it prob­ably was an early clue to me that there was a hell of a lot more to films than what I was then used to.
    I also taught myself the light­er trick, although I’m not sure I ever got it quite right. The light­er nev­er seemed to end up facing the right dir­ec­tion when I did it.

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    My Mystery Train Story: MGM’s DVD of it is pretty lousy (as most MGM DVD’s are), and for whatever reas­on the edi­tion I was watch­ing, the English subs wer­en’t an optionb on the DVD’s menu, and they wer­en’t prop­erly lis­ted, so I watched it the first time without subs think­ing that was an artist­ic decision. Needless to say, when I dis­covered the English subs, my appre­ci­ation of the movie deepened.
    Absolutely love the movie.

  • The res­ult of that is more career politi­cians, surely, which is the last thing we need. If politi­cians are like pigs at the trough, it won’t improve things to insist that only the tax pay­er provides the swill.