I'll do it!

All right, then. Live-blog the Oscars I shall. Look for activ­ity to start here around 7:30 Eastern time. I’ll be at a way-fun party with lots of attract­ive people say­ing amus­ing things, so it could be fun. See you!

UPDATE: Here’s how it’ll work, as a ques­tion about it came up in com­ments. The open­ing post will start at around 7:30, and I’ll blog there in one long post until around the time the first hour of the awards cere­mony is up. From that point, a new post will tackle the sub­sequent hour, then anoth­er after that hour, and so on. So it should­n’t be more than four long posts total.