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You must be joking. Oh man you must be joking.

By April 12, 2010No Comments

A friend, who I adore dearly but whose e‑mails I’ve come to dread, pre­cisely because of cir­cum­stances such as this, Sockdir­ects me to the announce­ment that the suave and debon­air (just look at those socks!) Eric Kohn will be assum­ing the pos­i­tion of lead film crit­ic at indieWIRE. Well, con­grat­u­la­tions and good luck to him, is pretty much all I have to say. Or would have had to say, had my friend not dir­ec­ted me to this par­tic­u­lar pas­sage in indieWIRE major­do­mo Eugene Hernandez’s cel­eb­rat­ory inter­view with Kohn:

Older crit­ics than me tire­lessly claim that today you have to net­work and frat­ern­ize to make a liv­ing in enter­tain­ment media, at the expense of ser­i­ous crit­ic­al thought. To me, that com­plaint sounds like an expres­sion of per­son­al insec­ur­ity. Of course, crit­ics have to wade the waters of the industry with cau­tion, but that’s part of the job; I’m not per­fect, but I’m not a tool, either. If there’s a reas­on for me to voice my opin­ion about a movie, for bet­ter or worse, it’ll usu­ally happen.

As a “crit­ic” seni­or to Mr. Kohn, but not quite as advanced in years as Richard Schickel or Stanley Kaufmann, I sup­pose I qual­i­fy as “older,” and I have to say that I’ve nev­er heard any of my sim­il­arly situ­ated fel­lows claim, even once, let alone tire­lessly, that one “has to [emphas­is mine] net­work and frat­ern­ize to make a liv­ing in enter­tain­ment media.” No. What I have heard said—and what I have said, impli­citly and expli­citly, on some occasions—is that unmind­ful and con­stant frat­ern­iz­a­tion, com­bined with a dis­in­clin­a­tion to dis­close poten­tial con­flicts of interest, poten­tially places one smack dab in the middle of the road to big fat freak­ing whore­dom. Which isn’t too much of a prob­lem when it’s merely anoth­er sub­ject for an interne­cine piss­ing match, but can be a little more per­il­ous when actu­al read­ers start noti­cing, as one Craig Dawson did in the com­ments thread of an L.A. Weekly piece of curi­ous eth­ic­al proven­ance. (For the record, I don’t know the guy, at all.) As for myself, I may not (or I may, at that) be mak­ing the greatest of liv­ings at the moment, but I am mak­ing one, and I barely ever have to leave my house, so I would nev­er make such a complaint. 

As for Kohn’s brom­ides about the cau­tion with which crit­ics must wade, yeah, yeah, snore pie with yawn sauce, whatever. They’d be a trifle more con­vin­cing were they to con­tain some spe­cif­ics, but then again, would­n’t everything? Go with God, is all I can tell Kohn. But he should also know that com­ing out and pro­claim­ing “I’m not a tool” before any­one’s actu­ally called him a tool is bad form. Comes off as defens­ive. Such bald state­ments always do, even when answer­ing an epi­thet that has in fact been dropped; Eric’s too young to remem­ber Nixon say­ing “I am not a crook,” but I cer­tainly hope he’s seen it on YouTube. 

You know who ARE tools? Critics of Kohn’s age who dis­miss Greenberg because it’s about an old white guy, and who non­ethe­less all have bought tick­ets to that Pavement reunion show in Central Park. Boy, I really kinda hope the band plays at its entrop­ic worst, just to give the kids a taste of what it was “really like” “back in the day.” As Johnny Rotten once put it, “Ever get the feel­ing you’ve been cheated?”

You know whose reunion has­n’t sucked?

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  • The Chevalier says:

    Speaking of Rotten reunions. I sure was­n’t old enough for the Sex Pistols the first time around. But I caught them at Roseland in ’96!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I was at that show too, and had a blast. Good dirty exploit­at­ive money-grubbing fun, exactly as advertised.

  • don r. lewis says:

    Man, Glenn. Hate to say it but with each passing month hanging around here, I become sad­der and sad­der at your pre­dict­able grous­ing. As soon as I saw the Kohn news I read it and though “Oh boy, Glenn Kenny’s head just popped” and sure enough, here you are. I’m not try­ing to be a dick, I’m just torn.
    When I got into film writ­ing, you were a huge role mod­el to me. When you got canned from Première, I was stoked you could now be free to say more of what you want and see movies you cared to see. But at least once a month there’s some grumpy “get off my lawn” type art­icle that makes you seem like some crazy old film coot who sits all day in his Brooklyn apart­ment star­ing out the win­dow at all the hip­ster douchebags out­side with their damn frat­ern­iz­ing and Arcade Fire as you prime a sniper rifle.
    Anyway.…I dunno. Do whatcha gotta do but all us people try­ing to take film cri­ti­cism more ser­i­ously look to you and always have. I anxiously await your next Swanberg slam fol­lowed by a David Foster Wallace story fol­lowed by some com­ment­ary on 80’s porn stars tied in with some great writ­ing on cool movies from yesteryear.

  • John M says:

    I thought Eric Kohn was already the lead film crit­ic at indieWIRE. No? If not, who was?
    Sadly, I nev­er find myself search­ing out his opin­ion. Reverse Shot, I like. (Which crit­ics had that com­plaint about GREENBERG? I had my issues with the film, but Greenberg being, um, older and, um, white, cer­tainly, um, was­n’t one of them.)
    Don’t agree with Don R. Lewis re: Glenn’s con­cerns. Nothing “get off my lawn” about them, in my opin­ion. They’re very real concerns.
    That being said, I have tick­ets to Pavement in September, and am hop­ing for the best. Malkmus is a crapshoot.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Don Lewis: “Hate to say it…” Yes, I’m sure you do. I ima­gine the pain you felt on input­ting phrases like “crazy old film coot” was excruciating.
    You seem reluct­ant, how­ever, to engage the sub­stance of my “grous­ing.” What would make you happy, Don; if next time Eric Kohn made a swipe at “older crit­ics” which was based in either will­ful mis­read­ing or actu­al stu­pid­ity, ought an older crit­ic such as myself just shrug, or even say, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”
    And let me ask you—seriously—do you really think it’s okay for Karina Longworth to write a homage to a film the makers of which she has some strong social con­nec­tions with, and to not only not dis­close those con­nec­tions in any way, but to write said piece in what amounts to the pose of a com­pletely dis­in­ter­ested observ­er (a “journ­al­ist,” as she so coyly puts it)? You really think that’s cool?
    Because if you do, then I don’t think we have any­thing more to say to each other.

  • For the record, fwiw, I like _Greenberg_. It’s hil­ari­ous, and often so.

  • don r. lewis says:

    Glenn-
    I actu­ally am in TOTAL agree­ment with you regard­ing the frat­ern­iz­ing between these low-fi film­makers and the press; par­tic­u­larly the N.Y. based press. But rather than take pot­shots at “suc­cesses” why not call them out when you see them happening??
    I’ve become a some­what big­ger asshole than you over call­ing out blogs for doing set-visits and suck­ing up to stu­di­os (while on the oth­er hand bag­ging on stu­di­os who don’t allow access) because it’s uneth­ic­al. Just like what Karina did is uneth­ic­al if true. I’m glad to be back at Film Threat where I can voice these con­cerns AND I’ve taken it upon myself to fully dis­close any kind of social net­work­ing and/or “gifts” giv­en to me by fest­ivals like a comped trip.
    All that being said- it *feels* to me like you’re look­ing down your nose at all these young­sters and await­ing their next move which you will snidely pooh-pooh and like, blow up an image of their socks as an entry photo. You seem to des­pise any kind of friendly repartee between any­one and I think that speaks to the big­ger issue I have with these grumpy-ass entries.
    All of “us” young­er gen­er­a­tion have to hustle to make this hap­pen. We need to meet each oth­er and net­work and be at these fest­ivals in order to gain access and then form an opin­ion. Invariably, film­makers are at the fest­ivals and we meet them and become friends or acquaint­ances. It’s impossible not to unless you skip all the movies and recep­tions at the fest­ivals which would be the anti­thes­is of cov­er­ing a fest­iv­al AND we’d nev­er get food or free drinks! The film­makers also have to hustle because for every fest­iv­al a film like Aaron Katz’s “Cold Weather” plays, it’s up against stuff like “Kick-Ass” that brings in the crowds. (Note; I’m friends with Katz and “Cold Weather” is fuck­ing awe­some!) It has to hustle to be seen and us crit­ics are the only chance it has at get­ting a buzz going.
    Why not lead by example or explain how you might like it to be rather than watch­ing these peoples move­ments like you’re some kind of American Idol of Film Critics judge, await­ing just the wrong note or com­ment to be writ­ten so you can pounce? I hon­estly still don’t know what you’re talk­ing about regard­ing Karina and the homage she wrote and this is like, the 3rd of 4th time you’ve men­tioned it with no details. Unless I missed it else­where, bring it. It’s worthy of dis­cus­sion I’m sure.
    I hate to bring up the “death of film cri­ti­cism” stuff on the tip of every­ones lips right now because I’m sick of hear­ing it, but I know I look to the crit­ics I grew up on to help lead the way. Ebert’s embraced new ways of get­ting his thoughts out and all I get from you is, you’re mad as hell and aren’t going to take it any more.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Don, baby, sweet­heart, the link to the story and thread I refer to is right up there, in blue, under­lin­ing the words “the com­ments thread.” The link works. Click it and all will be revealed.
    I’m friends with Aaron Katz’s cous­in! And his uncle! And a lot of his oth­er fam­ily mem­bers! The res­ult of which was that I met him before most of you guys did! So there! And I think he’s a ter­rif­ic film­maker, too, and can­’t wait to see “Cold Weather.”

  • The Chevalier says:

    Actually – and Don under­stands this – a big reas­on lo-fi film­makers are friendly with young­er journ­al­ists is that a lot of the film­makers either make or made money as film journ­al­ists, and a lot of the journ­al­ists dabble in film­mak­ing themselves.
    The whole thing is very por­ous and ambiguous.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I agree that it’s por­ous and ambigu­ous. I think it’s kind of inter­est­ing that a fair num­ber of lo-fi film­makers are in worse eco­nom­ic states than many film journ­al­ists. The days when Pauline Kael could upbraid Otto Preminger in the back of his limo are over in a lot of ways! This state of affairs is merely one of the many that facil­it­ate a par­tic­u­lar kind of frat­ern­iz­a­tion these days.
    But…and here’s my question…does this por­ous­ness and ambi­gu­ity excuse alto­geth­er abjur­ing the eth­ics that I’m talk­ing about? (And this is a dis­cus­sion that ranges across a large num­ber of fields, with blog­gers such as Virginia Postrel and Glenn Reynolds seem­ing to argue against tight eth­ic­al con­sid­er­a­tions. To be com­pletely frank, I find most of their argu­ments in this respect to be almost despic­ably self-serving. But that’s just me.) How frig­ging hard is it to insert a par­en­thet­ic­al dis­clos­ing a con­nec­tion? (Aaron Hillis is con­sist­ently con­scien­tious about doing this, and I think it was unfair of Craig Dawson to lump him in with the oth­er crit­ics he took to task.) And if journ­al­ists and crit­ics aggress­ively decline to do so, how will it finally affect the rela­tion­ship between the journ­al­ist and the read­er. A lot of people already hate and mis­trust crit­ics. I think that not being as upfront with them as we are cap­able of gives them good reas­on to.

  • don r. lewis says:

    O.K…read the art­icle annnnnd.…so? It seems to me you’re out of the loop on the actu­al day-to-day goings on of inde­pend­ent film and fest­ivals. I don’t mean that to be snarky, I think your self-professed time alone and away from these things has pushed you out­side the loop.
    Karina knows Bob Byington and has chat­ted with him so she’s not allowed to talk about his films in print any more? Do you know Bob Byington? I assure you, he’s not an adept social­izer but he’s a really fine film­maker and I agree with Karina’s assess­ment of his work. What is the length or depth of involve­ment she has with Bob? I have no clue. Do you?
    Again and as The Chevalier poin­ted out: we know these people so what are we sup­posed to do?? Not talk to any­one? Ignore a film we dug if we like, took a shuttle ride at Sundance and passed a flask along the way? What’s your point, man? If you have one, lemme hear it. I’m inter­ested. Otherwise I’m stick­ing with you don’t like these damned kids and their damned fraternizing.
    And again- I’m on the side of erring in favor of dis­clos­ure. It’s not about *you*, it’s about your audi­ence and they can decide if you’re but­ter­ing up a friends work or if you’re actu­ally say­ing some­thing worth invest­ing in. Pauline Kael got dragged down by frat­ern­iz­ing with Warren Beatty but rather than have all journos learn a les­son from that, it’s becom­ing the norm for big stu­di­os to give writers access to tal­ent in order for good buzz. But if you meet a film­maker on the fest­iv­al cir­cuit and liked his/her work (or, did­n’t) you’re going to run into them and there’s no P.R. wran­gler there to super­vise. I’m all for a line being drawn on whats kosh­er and not…but who’s gonna draw it?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Don, you seem determ­ined to both miss my point, and rub my nose in how out of the loop I am. I’m start­ing to not like YOU too ter­ribly much, either. Just so you know. So long.

  • John M says:

    Otherwise I’m stick­ing with you don’t like these damned kids and their damned fraternizing.”
    Embrace those gen­er­al­it­ies, Don R. Lewis. You still haven’t stated why you think Karina Longworth did­n’t need to insert a par­en­thet­ic­al about dis­clos­ure. (And why Village Voice did­n’t request that of her.) Sounds like she’s friends with him–shouldn’t she tell us this?
    I also, on the evid­ence of HARMONY AND ME, would have to strongly, strongly, strongly dis­agree with the descrip­tion of Bob Byington as a “really fine film­maker.” But that’s neither here nor there.

  • md'a says:

    I walked out of Harmony and Me at ND/NF, hav­ing failed to laugh once, but can (with some effort) ima­gine that oth­er people might find it funny or oth­er­wise worth­while. So I’m not pre­pared to accuse Karina of bad faith. I feel con­fid­ent that she genu­inely likes the movie, and I rather doubt that any of the crit­ics under dis­cus­sion would out­right lie about their opin­ion for the sake of fellowship.
    Nonetheless, per­son­al rela­tion­ships with sub­jects, how­ever tenu­ous, should be dis­closed right at the top of the piece. That goes without say­ing. Or it should, anyway.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ md’a: Thanks. For what it’s worth, I think that Longworth’s sen­ti­ments about the film are genu­ine. I don’t think she’s writ­ing in bad faith. But I think that the piece’s lack of dis­clos­ure WAS disin­genu­ous, which sure as the sun shines leads to the per­cep­tion of bad faith.

  • When you got canned from Première, I was stoked you could now be free to say more of what you want and see movies you cared to see.”
    Oh yes, and can I say I was thrilled, too, Glenn? Thank heav­ens, I thought, anoth­er journ­al­ist had been freed from the dreary bur­den of a paycheck, health insur­ance and maybe a pen­sion plan, so he can be true to his art!
    I guess I should­n’t have read past that sen­tence, or that post. But I did.
    And while this prob­ably only marks me as anoth­er poten­tial cast mem­ber of “Gran Torino II,” let me say that I don’t under­stand why it’s neces­sary to “net­work” in order to “form an opin­ion,” or why “invari­ably” mere attend­ance at fest­ivals leads to friend­ships with the people whose work you’re there to cover.
    Maybe I’m just anti-social, but I’ve man­aged to have sources and inter­view sub­jects for 20-very-odd years without think­ing of them as any­thing but sources and inter­view sub­jects. And although I can ima­gine that line being crossed, I don’t know why the writer would­n’t then at least acknow­ledge it in print (or, prefer­ably, excuse him- or her­self from review­ing the per­son’s work from then on).
    Not that I’m in a thou­sand years com­par­ing myself to them, but it seems to me that I.F. Stone did a pretty good job writ­ing about polit­ics (and Manny Farber did a pretty good job writ­ing about movies) without ever hanging out with their sub­jects, or even leav­ing their neigh­bor­hoods very often. They looked at what was hap­pen­ing, they looked at what was being done, and they wrote about it. And that was enough.
    But I guess that’s what made them journ­al­ists and crit­ics, and not syn­co­phants and careerists.

  • Haice says:

    Another great post Glenn! I don’t think you’re grumpy and out of the loop (although your ref­er­ences to La bas, Nightmare Alley and Shutter Island do worry and intrigue me).
    I must con­fess I don’t know any­thing about Mr. Kohn, but just read­ing his ref­er­ence to Manny Farber and Termite Art in regards to new film­makers of today makes me think he’s clueless.

  • What a cute little teapot in which to have a tempest!
    The Longworth piece was­n’t a review—it was a piece about indie dis­tri­bu­tion, using one film as a test case. Yes, the author says she enjoys it, but the fact that audi­ences seem to enjoy it is vastly more rel­ev­ant in the con­text of the art­icle (if crit­ics’ enjoy­ment determ­ined what got dis­tri­bu­tion, Ed Burns would be mop­ping floors). I don’t know how acquain­ted Longworth is with B.B.—hang out for drinks once a year? attend each oth­er­’s bar­be­cues? meet at swing­ers’ parties?—but it seems pretty tan­gen­tial to the piece.
    This does get into the chal­lenge of acquaint­ance dis­clos­ure as well—how much acquaint­ance do you need to have before you have to dis­close? Personally, I find par­en­thet­ic­al “I know this film­maker and he’s rilly, rilly sweet” state­ments to be more annoy­ingly clubby than enlight­en­ing, but that’s a mat­ter of taste. I sort of take it as a giv­en that if a crit­ic likes an artist’s work, they’re going to try to hang out with said artist, and if an artist gets a good review, they’re going to buy the crit­ic a drink.
    Gifts are anoth­er matter—and irrit­at­ingly, they’re dis­closed a lot less often. But either way, any­one bright enough to under­stand that a review is one crit­ic’s take, not an attempt at object­ive truth, is gen­er­ally also bright enough to under­stand that all us down-at-the-heels art-film devotees are going to know each other.

  • Filmbrain says:

    We need to meet each oth­er and net­work and be at these fest­ivals in order to gain access and then form an opinion.”
    Don – I’ve read this sen­tence a hand­ful of times, and I simply don’t get it.
    Gain access to what, exactly?
    But more troub­ling is the idea that net­work­ing with oth­er critics/bloggers and/or film­makers is a pre­requis­ite to form­ing an opinion.

  • don r. lewis says:

    As soon as I am let in on what egre­gious error or friend­ship Karina has with Byington, I’ll under­stand bet­ter I sup­pose. *I* have it on “good author­ity” that they are no more than acquaint­ances but if that needs to be poin­ted out in every pos­it­ive piece being writ­ten, we’re in for a dull ride.
    @John M.- What should the Longworth par­en­thet­ic­al have read to make you rest assured there were no shenanigans going on? What are you and oth­ers imply­ing or are you just jump­ing on the bandwagon?
    Follow up ques­tion, should you as an inter­net poster be required to provide a par­en­thet­ic­al regard­ing your like or dis­like of HARMONY AND ME? Do you have an issue with the film­maker? Do you have an issue with the review­er? Based on your insinu­ations and expect­a­tions of dis­clos­ure, I can­not take your com­ment ser­i­ously until a par­en­thet­ic­al is provided.
    But seriously…where do we draw the line? I ask that hon­estly. Is there like, a pyr­am­id chart of accept­able con­nec­tions? Should we make one?
    @Stephen- I assure you I was­n’t glad Glenn lost his job, I was just happy to see he was con­tinu­ing on here. Without writers like Glenn, I’m often at a loss on how to read films and film­makers whose work I want to get into, but have no jump­ing off point.
    As for net­work­ing, etc. The crit­ics you men­tion were writ­ing about movies that were read­ily avail­able to be seen. I’d argue that without a film like HARMONY AND ME play­ing the small fests and the film­maker reach­ing out to writers, the film would have died an early death.
    Not to belea­guer the point but again…the loop. These film­makers don’t have P.R. reps many times. If I want to see a smal­ler film for example, I’ve either got to go to a fest­iv­al where there’s going to be dozens of fel­low writers AND film­makers around me all the time OR email the film­maker and ask for a screener.
    Do I wish I was an old skool pro­fes­sion­al film crit­ic with an office and an edit­or who tells me “Today, see you ________ and I want it writ­ten by ______.” Fuck yeah I do. But those days are over and if I want to be IN the con­ver­sa­tion and thus writ­ing about films people have a chance to see, I have to seek out oth­er writers and see what they like and dis­like, have seen or are plan­ning on see­ing so I can plan a fest­iv­al sched­ule. Or I have to seek out a film­maker through face­book or whatever and try to get a screen­er. That’s net­work­ing and that’s what I mean by it.

  • md'a says:

    I sort of take it as a giv­en that if a crit­ic likes an artist’s work, they’re going to try to hang out with said artist, and if an artist gets a good review, they’re going to buy the crit­ic a drink.”
    Oh. Well then.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Fuzzy Bastard: There are ways of doing the par­en­thet­ic­als non-cloyingly, and one should, I believe. Like so: “Full dis­clos­ure: I have a cor­di­al acquaint­ance with X.” Or what have you. Sure, there are oth­er ques­tions, like when dis­clos­ure can become a form of name-dropping as it were. As in, “Should I really say I “know” this per­son when the amount of social con­tact I have with him is now down to about once a year?” or what have you.
    As for Longworth, not to beat a…well, nev­er mind the meta­phors, but allow me to quote a com­ment from a thread at Jeff Wells’ place: “I kind of hate to bring this up, because I genu­inely like Karina Longworth’s writ­ing a lot, and I’m genu­inely happy to see her as an edit­or at LA Weekly, but I atten­ded a screen­ing of the mumble­core­ish HARMONY AND ME last night at USC, and Ms. Longworth was facil­it­at­ing the Q&A with the dir­ect­or. And it was *way* obvi­ous that she and the dir­ect­or were *way* palsy-walsy with one anoth­er – to the point where she did­n’t feel the need to ask him any real ques­tions because, well, it was obvi­ous she already knew all the answers.”
    This is not a good thing.
    The thread fol­lows this post, which is a con­tex­tu­ally rel­ev­ant one, as they say:
    http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2010/03/curveball.php

  • don r. lewis says:

    We need to meet each oth­er and net­work and be at these fest­ivals in order to gain access and then form an opinion.”
    Yeah, that was poorly writ­ten and not what I meant or bet­ter, not how I meant to say it. I think I cla­ri­fied it in that last post though, sorry about that. Not good to post inter­net mes­sages while driv­ing and eat­ing a cheeseburger.

  • d.a. says:

    I saw Pavement last night, as it hap­pens, here in Nagoya. Good start but then it all des­cen­ded into pretty per­func­tory bar rock. Malkmus still seems cool though, band­mates less so. One of them said they remembered a lot of faces from when they were here in 1993. cringe.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    The first time I ever wrote for the New York Times was because of a rela­tion­ship that pro­hib­ited a staff review­er from writ­ing up a record. I ran into Jon Pareles at some disc empori­um and we were talk­ing about this and that, and he men­tioned that I ought to get in touch with the Arts and Leisure edit­or about writ­ing up this live King Crimson box, “The Great Deceiver,” which he was for­bid­den to do because he was friends with Robert Fripp. So it was writ­ten, and so it was done. And in my first god­damn piece for the Times, I fuck up and call Jamie Muir the viol­in­ist and David Cross the per­cus­sion­ist. I still got a couple more pieces from them any­way, then bounced over to the New York Daily News because they paid bet­ter and Betsy Pochoda (yeah, I get to call her “Betsy”) was so flat­ter­ing and insistent.
    When I reviewed Davitt Sigerson’s second album for The Village Voice back around ’84, I needed to get a hold of his first, for com­par­is­on’s sake, and my edit­or Bob (yeah, I get to call him “Bob”) Christgau sug­ges­ted I just ring Davitt and go pick a copy up at his apart­ment. Well I just blanched! I was­n’t going to go and actu­ally meet the guy before I reviewed his album! Because we’d auto­mat­ic­ally fall in to that thing of buy­ing each oth­er drinks and what not. Fortunately I was able to snag a copy at St. Marks’ Sounds. And remained pure. (The punch­line is that I just had lunch with Davitt last week! At The Palm! Which is bet­ter than you do with a lo-fi film­maker, that’s for f**king sure!)
    Yep, those were the days. And yes, please, DO get off my lawn…

  • As regards Longworth: If this acquaint­ance pred­ates see­ing his movies, then it’s a pos­sibly undue influ­ence, and might be worth men­tion­ing. But does it? Or is this a case of a crit­ic see­ing a movie that she thinks is ter­rif­ic and unlikely to get noticed (due to lack of PR machinery), and try­ing like hell to get that deserving, cash-strapped film an audi­ence? That strikes me as a per­fectly worthy use of a crit­ic­al podium—much as I appre­ci­ate crit­ics’ efforts to get people to see neg­lected clas­sics, or their mock­ery of big-budget twaddle, try­ing to get people to notice an inde­pend­ent new film­maker seems like the most valu­able thing a crit­ic can do. If Longworth saw the film, loved it, real­ized it was going to van­ish without a trace, and decided to ask the fest­iv­al if she could host a Q&A in the hopes of draw­ing atten­tion to it, well, that sounds just fine to me! I *expect* crit­ics to be par­tis­ans for films they care about, and when that film is the kind of indie pic­ture that lives or dies by crit­ic­al regard, this seems like a net gain for film culture.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Not hav­ing seen (or heard of till today) HARMONY AND ME, I’d say Craig Dawson’s per­cent­age break­down of Longworth’s art­icle sounds fair just based on the mer­its. But is there any reas­on to sus­pect she has a “per­son­al rela­tion­ship” with Byington bey­ond Dawson’s say-so?
    If not, all due respect to Stephen Whitty, there’s less smoke here than there is around I. F. Stone (about whose fail­ure to dis­close I’m equally neutral).

  • Filmbrain says:

    Fair enough. Cheeseburgers can have that effect.
    However, regard­ing your ques­tion about the need for par­en­thet­ic­als, I feel that there’s a dif­fer­ence between Karina writ­ing at Spout (where she was both author and sole edit­or, if I’m not mis­taken) and at the L.A. Weekly.
    There are (and always will be) plenty of films that have tre­mend­ous fest­iv­al suc­cess but don’t land dis­tri­bu­tion deals, for a whole host of reas­ons. Karina, who attends many fest­ivals, knows this. Had the piece been less spe­cif­ic, I would­n’t have minded as much, but as it stands it reads like little more than a bit of free pub­li­city for the film. It’s more of a press release than the kind of invest­ig­ate think-piece that Karina nor­mally excels at.
    I don’t ques­tion or doubt her feel­ings towards the film, but I think a brief state­ment at the begin­ning piece was in order.
    (I’ll add my own par­en­thet­ic­al – I am solidly neut­ral about HARMONY AND ME. I thought it was fine, noth­ing more. There are more deserving films lack­ing dis­tri­bu­tion, IMO.)

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Apologies (yes, two). I’d kept the browser open while read­ing the linked art­icle and did­n’t see that Glenn had linked the Hollywood Elsewhere art­icle to but­tress the complaint.
    And my phras­ing in ref­er­ence to Stone was as pre­sump­tu­ous as some of the com­ments that got under my col­lar. I meant Stone’s *alleged* fail­ure, of course.

  • Quick. Someone get CFK on the horn. We need a copy of the Declaration of Principles. STAT!
    Just try­in’ to ease the ten­sion up in here.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    It is also import­ant to remem­ber, while we’re chat­ting here so ami­ably, that there are actu­ally far, far worse things going on in the lar­ger world of journ­al­ism even as we speak:
    http://alicublog.blogspot.com/2010_04_11_archive.html#3110182905343711204
    Kathleen Parker. That’s REALLY “you must be jok­ing” material.

  • Jeff says:

    The idea that you “need” any­thing oth­er than a seat in front of a pro­jec­tion screen and a pen­cil and paper to write a movie review is ridicu­lous. If you genu­inely think that you need to “net­work” with oth­er writers or film­makers to review a movie, you don’t have any busi­ness writ­ing in the first place.

  • lipranzer says:

    Frankly, I was just as bothered by Byington’s flip­pant dis­missal of indie dis­tri­bu­tion com­pan­ies – as one com­menter astutely poin­ted out, what does that say about Strand Releasing, New Yorker Films, or many oth­er place?
    On a side note, thanks for link­ing to the Gang of Four per­form­ance, par­tic­u­larly since it’s my favor­ite song of theirs.

  • don r. lewis says:

    As for net­work­ing, lemme clarify.
    By know­ing and meet­ing and not being a raging dick­head to oth­er writers, I’ve been able to get pay­ing writing/film cri­ti­cism gigs. Getting paid to write about film is rare so I’m happy when these oppor­tun­it­ies arise. These would not hap­pen had I not become friendly with oth­er writers.
    As for the films, as I said, many of these small indie films exist in a fest­iv­al vacu­um. If I see some­thing I’m really dig­ging, I tell oth­er writers and I review it and try to bang the drum for the film. Or, if some­thing is get­ting raves I’ll see it and offer an opin­ion as well. We writers tell each oth­er what we like and dis­like and then we plan accord­ingly. Being at a fest­iv­al and cov­er­ing it is an exer­cise in time man­age­ment when it comes to screen­ings. If 4–5 people tell me some­thing I’d hardly ever heard of isn’t worth my time, I’ll take their word for it. UNLESS.…I meet the film­maker and say I’ll go see their film. That does­n’t guar­an­tee a pos­it­ive review, but it gen­er­ally gets my ass in a seat.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I see Mr. Lewis is still kind of dis­pleased with me. What can I say? He’s very proud of him­self for “not being a raging dick­head to oth­er writers.” Good for him. If you’re a hack, an intel­lec­tu­al fraud, a determ­ined mediocrity, whatever, it mat­ters not; Don R. Lewis will give you the glad hand, because after all, we’re all in the same boat. Gosh, that’s swell.
    In a way I kind of envy him. I was nev­er par­tic­u­larly good at that kind of poker face, even when I was—sniff!—young.
    By the same token (if I may be so louche as to defend myself a little here), when I’ve had the oppor­tun­ity to give pay­ing gigs to young/fledgling writers who I thought had the goods, I nev­er hes­it­ated. You can ask Christopher Kelly, Peter DeBruge, the afore­men­tioned Mr. Hillis, Lisa Rosman, and a few oth­ers who have gone on to big­ger things.

  • Don, you for­get that Glenn is one of those people who thinks that being a raging dick­head = hav­ing integ­rity. Thus he con­cludes that any­one who makes an effort to be polite to people does­n’t care about writ­ing, because he can­’t ima­gine any­one believ­ing that it’s mor­ally and socially valu­able to be polite, and even respect­ful, to those you con­sider littlebrains.
    And yes, there has nev­er been a job where being friendly with co-workers, charm­ing the bosses, and sim­il­ar net­work­ing skills isn’t part of mov­ing up. It’s just that some people are mor­tally ter­ri­fied of admit­ting that obvi­ous fact, so they fall like locust on any­one who points it out.
    Still wait­ing for any­one to note wheth­er Longworth’s con­nec­tion to Byington pred­ates or post-dates see­ing his movie, which seems pretty import­ant. But why both­er with invest­ig­a­tion when there’s a crit­ic to trash?

  • Jaques Dutronc says:

    Curious…what’s the prop­er pro­tocol for par­en­thet­ic­als when a crit­ic has had poor per­son­al rela­tions with a film­maker who’s work he/she is cov­er­ing? “Full dis­clos­ure: I have an uncor­di­al acquaint­ance with X”..? Uh. If friend­ship renders a crit­ic’s apprais­al sus­pect, surely enmity does the same, and yet i’ve nev­er seen the lat­ter addressed. Despite what the loath­some group hug of ‘team indie’ sug­gests, rela­tions between crit­ics and film­makers are more akin to mail­men and dogs.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Fuzzy: There’s a huge dif­fer­ence between being “polite” to, and hav­ing act­ive, ongo­ing asso­ci­ations with, people whose work you don’t respect. You do under­stand the dif­fer­ence between the two, don’t you? You want me to get spe­cif­ic? I don’t think you do, because my examples will look like name-dropping on one hand, and gra­tu­it­ous hack-bashing on the oth­er. I’ll go there any­way, a little bit, although I’m only likely to give you more ammo: When I run into Philip Lopate in our neigh­bor­hood, I’m eager to engage him in a friendly chat, because he is a cor­di­al acquaint­ance and a writer I greatly respect, and we have real friends in com­mon, and it’s nice to catch up. When I see a jun­ket…, well, I’ll refrain from using the “W” word and say “fre­quent attender”… whose Facebook friend requests I con­sist­ently ignore, and so on, in some press room or some­thing, I make what small talk I feel I have to, and seek the exits. Politely.
    You ration­al­ize the “net­work­ing” that Kohn and Lewis defend as “being friendly with co-workers.” But that’s not what Kohn was ini­tially talk­ing about, and you know it. As for Longworth, do your own dig­ging. And if YOU see me on Court Street, please do say hello. Maybe we can have cof­fee, and you can advise me on anger man­age­ment. Or not.

  • @ Jacques: That is an excel­lent question!
    @ Glenn: Regarding Longworth, I’m not dig­ging ’cause I’m not the one accus­ing a crit­ic of eth­ic­al lapses. The one bring­ing the charge is the one who needs to get the proof. As for what Kohn was talk­ing about: No, that seems to me exactly what he’s talk­ing about—saying hi, mak­ing small talk, see­ing if there’s work. Again, he’s cru­cially mak­ing the dis­tinc­tion that one can and should be polite to people even if you’re not a fan of their writing—regarding them as people first, and prose machines second. That’s the basis of human eth­ics, which come before journ­al­ist­ic ethics.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Fuzzy, I cited com­ments by two sources—neither of them critics—complaining in one case of Longworth’s lack of dis­clos­ure, and in anoth­er of cutesy unpro­fes­sion­al pal­li­ness in the con­text of what was sup­posed to have been a “ser­i­ous” and inform­at­ive Q&A ses­sion. That’s com­pel­ling enough stuff, as far as I’m con­cerned, and it’s my whole point. What one can get away with with regards to one’s own con­science and sense of pro­fes­sion­al eth­ics privately is one thing. When an audi­ence takes notice of it, it erodes the bond of trust that’s ideally sup­posed to exist between journalist/critic and read­er. And that’s exactly what was hap­pen­ing in the two examples I cited. Neither you nor Mr. Lewis had any­thing to say about that, because what are you going to say? “Oh, it’s only two people who noticed, nobody else cares”? Not good enough, I don’t think. And I don’t think you really think so, either.
    But I can see how it would just be bet­ter to just tell me what a raging dick­head I am. Protect your own corner, and all.

  • Continuing this feels sort of silly, but…
    Glenn, my reply to those cita­tions has already been typed: Do Longworth and Byington have a rela­tion­ship pre­ced­ing her see­ing the film ? Or did Longworth see the film, decide it was a great film that deserved notice, and set out to get it noticed via Q&As, art­icles, and oth­er crit­ic­al ges­tures of affection?
    If the answer is the former, then some dis­clos­ure is prob­ably in order. If it’s the lat­ter, it’s no dif­fer­ent than what Roger Ebert provided HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER (a sim­il­ar case of an indie film that would have van­ished had cer­tain crit­ics not decided it was too good to be ignored), and quite firmly in the cat­egory of “what cri­ti­cism can con­trib­ute”. I’m poten­tially bothered by a crit­ic prais­ing a film by an old school chum; I’m totally unbothered by a crit­ic mak­ing jokey small talk with a dir­ect­or whose work she’s discovered.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Fuzzy, I lit­er­ally can­’t say any­thing more about it. Take a look at the Monty Python sketch known as “Court Martial [Basingstoke in Westphalia].” It’s really funny.

  • And *two* ret­ro­spect­ive chan­ging of previously-logged com­ments! Now what are the eth­ics of that?

  • Sorry, “chan­gings”. Or bet­ter yet, “alter­a­tions”. Life is much harder when I can­’t just go in and alter the com­ment I’d already left about, say, Court Street.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yeah, it’s amaz­ing what you can do when you have the pass­word to your own blog. Clean out spam. Sometimes, when I’m feel­ing really gen­er­ous, I cor­rect oth­er com­menters’ spelling/usage mis­takes for them.
    Guilty as charged on the com­ment alter­ing. I must say, you’re pretty fast. All I can tell you is that I’m try­ing to become a bet­ter per­son, minute by minute. Not that you make it easy. (As for the eth­ics of it, I’m not sure. Given that I pay to run the thing, and don’t have any advert­ising, it’s what you might call a por­ous and ambigu­ous area.)

  • Not try­ing to make it hard!

  • don r. lewis says:

    I want to apo­lo­gize for mak­ing it seem like I was call­ing YOU a raging dick­head, Glenn. I can see how you and every­one would think I was talk­ing about you, but it was a gen­er­al­iz­a­tion. I meet com­plete and total assholes at fest­ivals (both writers and film­makers) and if they’re dicks, I am not really more than cor­di­al to them. I don’t like, walk around gladhand­ing every­one and buy­ing them beers. there’s writers I’m friends with, writers I’m friendly towards and writers I have no respect for and com­pletely ignore. Just like people you meet everyday.
    I’ve nev­er heard you’re a raging dick­head at fest­ivals or any­where else, Glenn. I’m learn­ing alot from this thread but top of the list is how badly my blog fight “con­ver­sa­tion­al” tone needs work.
    That being said; I am fully in favor of dis­clos­ure in all facets. If you aren’t wrapped up in your own ego and if you aren’t doing any­thing shady or uneth­ic­al, you should have no trouble or issue explain­ing your con­nec­tion to (or dis­like of) a filmmaker.

  • As for eth­ics: Certainly there’s no fin­an­cial impro­pri­et­ies pos­sible here. But I’m think­ing of a kind of reverse-sprezzatura situ­ation, where you might have people respond­ing to some­thing you wrote, then remov­ing the thing they respon­ded to, mak­ing them look worse.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ don : You wrote “I’m learn­ing a lot from this thread but top of the list is how badly my blog fight ‘con­ver­sa­tion­al’ tone needs work.” Not to go all Oprah or “teach­ing moment” or any­thing, but I kind of feel the same way about myself, and about the post that star­ted it. Kohn’s remark DID irrit­ate me, but I meant my put­downs to read as snarkily joc­u­lar rather than break­ing a but­ter­fly on a wheel, or, as they say, any kind of “get off my lawn, you damn kids” mes­sage. Yes, I wanted to make some ser­i­ous points. Yes, I’ve come to the point where I really don’t think very highly of Karina Longworth, in sev­er­al respects. And yes…maybe I’m bet­ter off keep­ing those points/opinions to myself. I can go on about how “Eric star­ted it!” by mak­ing a pretty ill-informed and dis­tor­ted gen­er­al­iz­a­tion, but…oh, I dunno. I have to go to the gym now. Do you know I’ve lost about 30 pounds since January?
    @ Fuzzy: Yes, the reverse-sprezzatura thing is a dis­turb­ing pro­spect. If/when I do edit my own com­ments, I try to do it as quickly as pos­sible to avoid just such a thing, and if some­thing I’ve said has already been noted/confronted, then, no, I can­’t do any­thing about it. I believe I’ve beaten the clock, as it were, every time out, but it is poten­tially dicey. The solu­tion, of course, is just to be more tem­per­ate going in, count to ten, or to a hun­dred maybe, before enga­ging or re-engaging. This being the inter­net, it’s a con­sum­ma­tion devoutly to be wished, no?

  • Ain’t that the truth! But as always, XKCD has said what must be said on the sub­ject: http://xkcd.com/481/

  • kjg says:

    Glenn you’re nev­er not enter­tain­ing, but yeah I’d like to see few­er (per­haps even no?) swipes at oth­er crit­ics, how­ever deserved. It’s not that they aren’t often deserving, but all the back-and-forth is, well, just kind of numb­ing. I say this as someone who really adores your writing-about-films.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Thanks, kjg. But hon­est, I thought that as first quar­ters go, I’d been rel­at­ively restrained! I weighed in on the Armond White/“Greenberg” thing, but who did­n’t; and then this thing. (I don’t count my stuff at the National Arts Journalism Project blog because, well, it’s the National Arts Journalism Project blog.) In pri­or years and sea­sons I’d shoot from the hip on this top­ic with little or no pro­voca­tion! Look at the vari­ety of top­ics I’ve been cov­er­ing recently that haven’t been critic-or-criticism related: Michael Curtiz, Straub/Huillet, old movie palaces, lasagna! But some­times I do feel like Michael Corleone in “Godfather III”…You know the line!

  • Brian says:

    Look at the vari­ety of top­ics I’ve been cov­er­ing recently that haven’t been critic-or-criticism related: Michael Curtiz, Straub/Huillet, old movie palaces, lasagna! But some­times I do feel like Michael Corleone in “Godfather III”…”
    And I’ll just say the “Mammy” post was bril­liant– it illu­min­ated a film and per­former I’d nev­er had any interest in before, and really made me want to see the film.

  • Phil says:

    I know I’m a little late to the party, but one thing w/r/t Longworth’s piece that seems worth men­tion­ing as a poten­tial stick­ing point here is the fact that it “cham­pi­ons” the film in the most lazy, gen­er­al terms ima­gin­able. If it were a rig­or­ously con­struc­ted argu­ment for why Harmony & Me is a great film and one that deserves bet­ter than it’s got­ten, I won­der wheth­er Longworth’s con­nec­tion to the dir­ect­or would mean nearly as much. Instead, we get “Harmony and Me is a pro­fane but poignant com­edy about hip­ster heart­break, shot on a prosumer cam­era and star­ring Justin Rice of the band Bishop Allen” and “It’s an undeni­able crowd-pleaser with art-film cred­ib­il­ity” and “Harmony and Me is visu­ally unpol­ished, but its script is extremely soph­ist­ic­ated. The com­edy is both lit­er­ate and bawdy.”
    Just stick­ing in the realm of young­ish dudes, when I read Ben Sachs or Ignatiy Vishnevetsky give impas­sioned defenses of a film I’ve missed, I don’t think, ‘Oh hey, I won­der if they met the dir­ect­or at some fest­iv­al and decided he was a good bro who deserved a pos­it­ive review’, I think, ‘This is some­thing I should watch.’ When I read Longworth’s piece on Harmony and Me the lack of any level of impas­sioned engage­ment with the film inev­it­ably leads to the con­cerns that have already been beaten to death here. For me, as a 23 year old who would even­tu­ally like to work in film in some crit­ic­al capa­city, this aspect of what I guess we can call the young guard of the crit­ic­al com­munity is, to put it mildly, incred­ibly dis­ap­point­ing to see.

  • @ Phil: I don’t know if Longworth has writ­ten else­where about Harmony & Me, but I’d say this piece was­n’t really about the film—it was about its search for dis­tri­bu­tion. Hence just a couple asides about its crowd-pleasing poten­tial, which is all that really needs demon­strat­ing in the con­text of what’s basic­ally a busi­ness piece.

  • Phil says:

    That’s a fair point, and some­thing I thought of myself, but it’s filed under the reviews sec­tion at LA Weekly, as far as I can tell (at least it is on the web­site, I’m not sure how it was placed in the print ver­sion). I sup­pose that’s an edit­or­i­al decision, but it seems more than a little disin­genu­ous to stick a piece with the tone of that one into a space that’s oth­er­wise filled with qual­it­at­ive reviews (although her inter­view with Baumbach is also lis­ted as a review for some reas­on, so yeah).
    Either way, it’s the only writ­ing on the film by any­one to appear in LA Weekly, so I think my point still stands.

  • Iona Smothington III says:

    I’ve sat back quietly, observing this thread, but Fuzzy Bastard’s last com­ment deserves a response!
    Business piece? Are you fuck­ing serious?
    Obviously you’re a fan (or friend, or both) of Longworth’s, and will defend her from all sides. That’s admirable.
    But to try and excuse it as a legit­im­ate piece on the busi­ness of dis­tri­bu­tion is laughable.
    Longworth’s con­nec­tion to the film and eth­ic­al impro­pri­et­ies go bey­ond WHEN she met the dir­ect­or. Look at the cast list and sift through her archives and twit­ter feed. Connections are there.
    I’ve met Longworth at fest­ivals, and have seen her at LA func­tions. She’s always been friendly, and she’s one of the more inter­est­ing crit­ics cov­er­ing the indie world. The piece should have included a dis­claim­er. Simple, and it would­n’t have changed its effectiveness.

  • @ Iona: I can assure you, I’m neither a fan nor a friend of Longworth. Nor, for that mat­ter, am I Longworth! Or Lee Seigel. Or Lauren Wisot.

  • John M says:

    Someone on the LA Weekly thread noticed she’s already reviewed HARMONY & ME in both Time Out and Spout. And inter­viewed Byington for New York Magazine.
    I guess none of this proves impro­pri­ety, exactly. If any­thing, it proves she really does dig the movie.
    But it is an awful lot of cheer­lead­ing. In four sep­ar­ate publications.

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    OK, I’m like way late to this, and no one will read this, but I just want to share something.
    I reviewed a movie last year on my site that I really, really loved, a movie not loved by many (though G.K. also sang its praises). I’m an out­sider in every sense of the word: I can count on one hand the amount of screen­ings I’ve atten­ded, and said screen­ings were nev­er (as far as I know) atten­ded by any­one involved in the mak­ing of the movie. Anyway, the well known edit­or of this pic­ture sent me an e‑mail thank­ing me for what he called a per­cept­ive review of the film. While it was a great com­pli­ment, prob­ably the highest com­plment I’ve ever received, this scared the piss out of me, and if you had told me before­hand that not only would someone invovled in the movie be read­ing my words, but would take the time to e‑mail me about it, I hon­estly don’t know what it would have done to me. I may not have reviewed it at all, hon­estly. Is it cow­ardly? Sure. But I do feel like the out­sider­’s per­spect­ive – someone who really does­n’t give a shit whose feel­ings they hurt – is the voice that’s more trust­worthy. I’ve tried not to let it affect me, but the idea that someone involved in the movie may stumble upon what I write always enters my mind now, and it did­n’t used to.

  • Rashad Rashem Omar Alexanderplatz says:

    Phlegm-brain wrote:
    It’s more of a press release than the kind of invest­ig­ate think-piece that Karina nor­mally excels at.
    The only thing that no-talent J.W. excels at is self-promotion. Well, she’s prob­ably good at doing drugs, too.