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Winks like Sarah Palin. Does production numbers like Lady Gaga.

By April 21, 2010No Comments

Who am I talk­ing about? Who but Robot Maria, the evil cyber-alchemical dop­pel­gänger of sweet organ­ic Maria in Fritz Lang’s 1927 Metropolis. No joke. 

Maria Palin 

In the above shot Robot Maria’s let­ting Joh Fredersen, the “brain” or “head” of the futur­ist­ic tit­u­lar mega­city, that she totally “gets” what he’s on about and is ready to get the job done.

Maria Gaga 

And here, she’s fas­cin­at­ing the super-rich pat­rons of the Yoshiwara nightclub, and pretty much lit­er­ally embody­ing the you-know-what of Babylon. Rockin’ the headgear, natch. To think that act­ress Brigitte Helm was a mere teen when she acted in this. Kick ass!

Who knew that these would be the most actu­ally pres­ci­ent aspects of this deli­ri­ous epic, which will be screen­ing in a newly restored ver­sion presen­ted by Kino International at Manhattan’s Film Forum begin­ning May 6 7? The new res­tor­a­tion, which adds almost thirty minutes of newly-found (and fre­quently rather rough-looking) foot­age to Lang’s epic, fleshes out cer­tain plot threads—the “Thin Man“ ‘s pur­suit of Freder Frederson, for instance, which has some great cat-and-mouse action—and expands on cer­tain cru­cial action scenes, such as the attack on the city’s “Heart Machine.” The reas­on the restored foot­age looks so rough is because its source is a very old 16mm print found in Argentina a couple of years back. In the new res­tor­a­tion, this foot­age is presen­ted in a dif­fer­ent scale from the pre­vi­ously restored stuff; there’s a black bor­der on the top and left sides of the frame. The effect is slightly…scholarly. But it does­n’t at all detract from the film’s exhil­ar­a­tion. And the new mater­i­al of course also adds migh­tily to the film’s, well, ridiculousness.

While Lang and pro­du­cer Erich Pommer were inspired by their first glimpse of the New York City sky­line when they shared an ocean voy­age to the States in 1924, who the hell knows what was inspir­ing scen­ar­ists Lang and Thea von Harbou when they cooked up Metropolis’ stew of reli­gious allegory and goofy labor-relations par­able. The film’s epi­gram about how the “medi­at­or” between “brain and hands must be the heart” is one of the most empty-headed brom­ides ever to not grace a Hallmark card. (And it says quite a bit about Madonna Ciccone’s intel­lec­tu­al attain­ment, such as it is, that she adop­ted it whole-heartedly for that dopey Metropolis-homage video for “Express Yourself.”) H.G. Wells was in fact one-hundred per­cent cor­rect when he deemed this “the sil­li­est film.” It’s not just the nonexistent-to-incoherent philo­sophy it trucks in. I mean, think about it: Joh Frederson (the great Alfred Abel), decides he’s going to use Rotwang’s Robot Maria to drive the work­ers to viol­ent unrest, after which he will have a per­fect excuse to oppress them fur­ther, and viol­ently. But appar­ently it does­n’t occur to him that as said work­ers go about their viol­ent unrest, they’re likely to do such dam­age as to pretty much shut the city down. Which they do. After which Fredersen…calls in the army or nation­al guard he’s had on alert since hatch­ing his scheme, instruct­ing them to impose mar­tial law? Why no, he does no such thing. Such a strategy isn’t even men­tioned. No, instead Fredersen stag­gers to Metropolis’ cathed­ral, to wit­ness the cli­mactic rooftop battle between his dippy son Freder and the mag­ni­fi­cently evil Rotwang (the even-greater-than-Abel Rudolf Klein-Rogge).

Kneel 

That’s right, Joh; don’t just do some­thing, kneel there! 

Metropolis is also one of the earli­est and most sig­ni­fic­ant pro­ponents of the “who cares if it makes sense, as long as it looks cool?” school of film­mak­ing. (A friend reminded me of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari when I brought up this notion, and he has a small point; only Caligari’s overt sub­ject hap­pens to be the derang­ment of the senses, which gives its visu­als a wholly apro­pos rationale through­out.) What the hell does the clock-looking gizmo that work­er Georgi (aka “11811”) has to tend to actu­ally do, any­way? Why does Good Maria keep dick­ing around with those heavy levers even after she’s got the gong alarm sound­ing but good? Etc. We all know the answer to these ques­tions, finally, which is “Who cares?”

Which brings me to a final ques­tion: Would Metropolis be as much of a blast if it were, in fact, smarter and/or made more sense? Lang’s pri­or Dr. Mabuse Der Spieler (which, we should recall, was adap­ted from an out­side source) is equally thrill­ing but not nearly as ris­ible. And for that, I still think this pic­ture’s unself-conscious pulp idiocy is some­how part of its great­ness. And if someone would like to argue that it’s not idiocy, I’m will­ing to enter­tain that, too. In any event, this new Metropolis is essen­tial view­ing. Of course.

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  • preston says:

    or ‘Radio Ga-Ga’?
    Excellent post, can­’t wait to see this in May.

  • Rob says:

    Didn’t respec­ted auteur David Fincher dir­ect the video for “Express Yourself”? Actually, I’m the right age for that video to be steeped in nos­tal­gia now.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Ha! You know Rob, I believe he did. Oh well. I don’t think “Se7en” is that smart, either…

  • S. Porath says:

    Is the the Gottfried Huppertz score present? I saw the movie with Mororoder’s the first time, and had to force myself into lik­ing it. But once I saw it with the ori­gin­al score, I was totally over­whelmed in all the right ways. Great Wagnerian score, and noth­ing less would really fit.

  • Andrew Wyatt says:

    Here’s a ques­tion one of the cinephiles here should be able to answer: Was Helm’s Maria the first film robot that looked identic­al or nearly-identical to a human? I ask because it’s always struck me that one of Metropolis’ most stun­ning achieve­ments is Helm’s per­form­ance, which is just so god­damn unset­tling and riv­et­ing. It’s would be all the more stun­ning if Helm were a pion­eer in the world of android-playing thespi­ans. I mean, what, if any­thing, did she have as a point of ref­er­ence for her per­form­ance? If Lang just told her, “Remember, you’re a machine, but you look like a human” and she devised all the per­form­ance’s little expres­sions and move­ments and man­ner­ism and tics on her own, without hav­ing any pre­con­cep­tion for what a robot-in-human-skin should act like… well, it strikes me as one of the most vital pieces of cre­at­ive work in sci­ence fiction.

  • The Siren says:

    ” I don’t think “Se7en” is that smart, either…”
    Bless you for that Glenn.

  • lazarus says:

    I remem­ber back in 1989 at the MTV awards Fincher had three of the four or five nom­in­ee spots for Best Direction. If I’m not mis­taken they were the afore­men­tioned Express Yourself (the win­ner), Aerosmith’s Janie’s Got a Gun, and Don Henley’s The End of the Innocence.
    Fincher won the award again the fol­low­ing year for Madonna’s Vogue.
    Glenn’s right: Seven isn’t that smart (how­ever enter­tain­ing and well-made), though neither is spelling it in that con­trived fan­boy way with the “7” in place of the “v”. The Game is a much deep­er, med­it­at­ive film, and nev­er gets cred­it for it because of the gim­micky plot­ting. I think it makes a great com­pan­ion piece with Benjamin Button, actu­ally, and looks stronger in ret­ro­spect because of the connection.

  • Randy Byers says:

    The clock-looking gizmo may not make logic­al sense, but it’s a won­der­ful visu­al sym­bol of fact­ory work­ers as slaves to the clock. Although of course Lang has to make everything too obvi­ous by turn­ing the fact­ory machinery into an infernal image of Moloch. Less mean­ing! More deli­ri­um! Or more Maria, as the case may be. Oh hell, more Rotwang! Less Freder!

  • Brian says:

    laz­arus, I agree with you on THE GAME– it’s the Fincher film I enjoy the most, and it’s a nice remind­er of what an under­rated per­former Michael Douglas really is. There are, as you say, a lot of plot con­triv­ances in the film, but he holds it togeth­er with that quiet, ter­ri­fy­ing calm he has in the early sec­tions– no mat­ter how silly the events of the nar­rat­ive, he gives him­self over to them with great sin­cer­ity. And it would make an inter­est­ing double bill with WONDER BOYS.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Lazarus, I was under the impres­sion, per­haps mis­taken, that the stu­pid spelling with the numer­al sub­bing for the “v” is actu­ally the prop­er spelling of the title. Verily, that’s how it’s lis­ted in the incred­ibly reli­able IMDB. I don’t like it either. Just try­ing to fol­low prop­er usage. I’d be happy to spell it as the word is actu­ally spelt if that’s in fact how the title goes. Jeez, a guy tries to do due dili­gence on copy and he gets called a “fan­boy” for his trouble, why the fuck do I even bother…

  • lazarus says:

    Technically you’re cor­rect, Glenn. According to IMDB both spellings are legit, but notice how it’s spelled on the poster that appears in the corner of the page!
    Officially or not, that numer­ic­al spelling is just lame, its Nine Inch Nails aes­thet­ic bey­ond dated. Sometimes you gotta sidestep journ­al­ist­ic integ­rity to thumb your nose at these kinds of things. I mean, who can remem­ber how Singleton’s Boys in the Hood is actu­ally writ­ten out?

  • Rob says:

    FWIW, “Boys in the Hood” actu­ally looks quite odd to me. But I figured Glenn was being at least a touch ironic–as well as accurate–in spelling Seven that way. I mean isn’t the state­ment “I don’t think “Se7en” is that smart, either…” almost tau­to­lo­gic­al when you use that spelling?

  • PaulJ says:

    I’d love to hear you guys elab­or­ate on what you dis­like about “Seven”. Me, I’ll admit that its philosophical/theological under­pin­nings don’t res­ist much ration­al exam­in­a­tion, but what I like about the film is how it sucks you into its world­view, to the point where you don’t care about it, nor about how gim­micky the premise sounds on paper. And the end­ing, of course, is the per­fect cherry on top of that (erm… well, a bleak, nihil­ist­ic cherry, anyway).
    If you want to see a stu­pid ver­sion of “Seven”, watch “The crim­son rivers”, the french film by Mathieu Kassovitz.

  • Zach says:

    Seven (Se7en) might not be that smart, but Zodiac is. And so is Fight Club, in its rauc­ous, wacky way.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Re spelling and such: Yeah, I dunno. I haven’t had call to write about Singleton’s film in a while, so I’m not sure how I’d handle it. I sus­pect I would be strongly inclined to go with the ver­sion as prin­ted. After all, one does­n’t write the name of Soderbergh’s debut as “Sex, Lies And Videotape” just on account of not lik­ing the seri­al comma, does one?
    As for, um, “Seven:” a con­cep­tu­al seri­al killer movie in which the mur­der­er shows his dis­dain for “lust” by mur­der­ing the god­damn hook­er clearly has­n’t thought things through that thor­oughly. Not just stu­pid, but crass, exploit­at­ive, miso­gyn­ist. Well made, yes. But here Fincher would have done well to have looked below the attractions/possibilities inher­ent in its surfaces…

  • lazarus says:

    After all, one does­n’t write the name of Soderbergh’s debut as “Sex, Lies And Videotape” just on account of not lik­ing the seri­al comma, does one?”
    Maybe the guy from Vampire Weekend would.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_Comma_(song)#Song_Title_and_Meaning
    Your cri­ti­cisms about Seven are cer­tainly val­id, but I’d take Andrew Kevin Walker more to task for cre­at­ing it than Fincher for not chan­ging it. It’s bet­ter dir­ec­ted than writ­ten, that’s for sure. Glenn, I’m won­der­ing what you think of The Silence of the Lambs, which in my opin­ion is just as crass, exploit­at­ive, and miso­gyn­ist, des­pite the female lead. It’s one of the most over­rated films I’ve ever seen, and I can­’t believe people still cel­eb­rate its undeserved Oscar wins, Foster excepted.

  • Circumvrent says:

    Amazing piece, really can­’t wait to see this new ver­sion – I’ve been lucky enough to have only seen Metropolis on the big screen so far. Just wanted to men­tion that I see you have May 6th as the open­ing date at the Film Forum where the web­site itself says it starts screen­ing on the 7th.

  • Asher says:

    I think Mabuse Der Speiler is a vastly bet­ter film; Metropolis to me is a really inter­est­ing fail­ure, albeit one whose high points, and there are many, out­shine most dir­ect­ors’ entire careers.

  • Paula says:

    I just saw Metropolis (digit­ally pro­jec­ted, with live music by the Alloy Orchestra) at Grauman’s Chinese; it was the clos­ing night big event of the TCM Classic Film Fest. This gor­geous new print, with the redis­covered foot­age, with that music, on that enorm­ous screen – well, it blew every­one’s mind. It was stu­pendous. The redis­covered foot­age really helps. This is the first time the story truly hung togeth­er for me. You all have a treat in store.