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"Robin Hood"

By May 10, 2010No Comments

Robin Hood

It pains me rather more than I thought it would to say this, but Ridley Scott’s filmo­graphy looks thin­ner as it gets longer. I am not among the camp that believes the dir­ect­or’s pre­ferred cut of 2005’s Kingdom of Heaven is some kind of unap­pre­ci­ated mas­ter­piece; rather, I find it a mere expan­sion of a quite visu­ally lush but incon­clus­ive and unper­suas­ive his­tor­ic­al epic. 2006’s A Good Year, an attempt at com­ic pas­tor­ale, was unspeak­able, unfor­giv­able; 2007’s American Gangster sur­pris­ingly tep­id and for­get­table; 2008’s Body of Lies mod­er­ately enga­ging in those rare moments that it did­n’t play like a forced cross between Spy Game (shud­der!) and The Insider. How far has Scott’s star fallen in my firm­a­ment? To the extent that, recall­ing the thor­oughly meh mess that was the film ver­sion of State of Play, I moment­ar­ily mis­re­membered that Kevin MacDonald per­pet­rated that hash and men­tally attrib­uted it to Scott. (The Russell Crowe factor helped me make that wrong conclusion.)

One might hope that his return to extreme peri­od storytelling would prove a return to form, or at least to an attract­ive mean of visu­al lush­ness. Robin Hood, from a script by Brian Helgeland, is quite hardly the former. It isn’t hell to sit through, but this making-of-the-legend saga con­stantly bogs down in its own self-seriousness. From the be-nicer-to-Muslims treacle it peddles as a cri­tique of the Crusades to a cli­mactic plot point that reminds us Cate Blanchett fans that, yes, our heroine did in fact star in that wretched Elizabeth: The Golden Age, the scen­ario is replete with “rel­ev­ant” frip­pery and piety one can­’t help but gag on. Crowe’s “hood” even uses the word “empower” at one point. Say what you will about the ostens­ible hokey­ness and his­tor­ic­al inac­curacies of the vari­ous Warner Brothers peri­od adven­tures this pic­ture fan­cies itself a snooti­er cous­in to, but you have to admit that in those pic­tures you’d nev­er, for instance, hear one char­ac­ter admir­ing another­’s “mox­ie,” or some such thing.

Other low­lights of the pic­ture include the most col­or­less array of vil­lains to hit the big screen in a long time, led by Mark Strong’s dis­grace­ful “Look, ma, I shaved my head!” turn as the evil viz­ier, or whatever the hell he is, “Godfrey.” (Yeah, good name.) Max von Sydow doing a Christopher Plummer imper­son­a­tion as a noble pat­ri­arch cer­tainly has, um, nov­elty value, and gives the pic­ture a bit of a lift. The final battle scenes fan the fire of the famil­i­ar Scott kin­et­i­cism, but too often come off like a medi­ev­al homage to the open­ing scene of Saving Private Ryan, with a little of Mann’s El Cid thrown in for good meas­ure. Scott used to be about, among oth­er things, tak­ing the les­sons of action mas­ters and kick­ing mat­ters up a notch; and here we get retread upon retread. In cer­tain of the land­scapes and mood-setting shots we get a brief remind­er that we’re with the guy who dir­ec­ted The Duellists. But these moments don’t hap­pen often enough. Too bad.

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  • Jordan says:

    His out­put of the last 10 years has­n’t been neces­sar­ily weak, just unpleas­ant. Scott is def­in­itely more use­ful as a styl­ist than storyteller. Perhaps Quentin Tarantino could use him as a prime case study as to why he’s vowed not to dir­ect a film after the age of 60?

  • Couldn’t agree more, Glenn. Pretty pic­tures, yes, but at this point has Scott had a film that worked, nar­rat­ively, since “Gladiator”?
    And while we’re weigh­ing people – and find­ing them want­ing – how long are we going to let Brian Helgeland coast on that “L.A. Confidential” cred­it? Nothing he’s done since comes close.

  • S. Porath says:

    I would dis­agree that ‘Gladiator’ worked nar­rat­ively. Obviously, the Scott that gave us his remark­able first three films is gone. But I think there are ter­rif­ic things to be found in some of his more recent work. Or, to be more pre­cise, in the first half of the pre­vi­ous dec­ade. I’m pretty much alone on this, but I love the eleg­ance of ‘Hannibal’. I love how he knows how absurd it is, and how he found a way in through midi­evel hor­ror and roman­ti­cism. It ain’t no ‘Silence of the Lambs 2’, and at no point is it try­ing to be.
    ‘Black Hawk Down’ is remark­able, and I don’t think Scott in his film­mak­ing is nearly as aloof to the racial com­pon­ent as he is cri­ti­cized for. ‘Matchstick Men’ is a bit heavy-handed, but works pretty darn well. And I dis­agree about ‘Kingdom of Heaven’. First of all, I think there is a tre­mend­ous dif­fer­ence between the the­at­ric­al and dir­ect­or’s cut. The lat­ter is far more con­tem­plat­ive, and more curi­ous. That curi­ous­ity may be lim­ited to the his­tory, yes, but at least it’s not lim­ited to the action as it was in the first cut. I find it hard not to think of ‘El Cid’ when watch­ing it, but I don’t think it looks that bad in com­par­is­on. Mann’s film is one of the few epics from that peri­od that actu­ally holds up well today, and Scott’s is one of the few epics that recall that tra­di­tion. If you’re going to echo a long-gone type of genre film­mak­ing, might as well echo the best of them. I think it defin­itly has a far big­ger, more cohes­ive, and more inter­ested force to it than ‘Gladiator’ does (which recalls Mann only it’s plot).
    As for the next three…not a fan. ‘American Gangster’ in par­tic­u­lar struck me as a film that prac­tic­ally nobody involved had much interest in (though it does have one ter­rif­ic sequence at the end that recalled ‘Alien’). And Mark Strong, who I’m dis­s­a­poin­ted to here is some­what lackluster here, made ‘Body of Lies’ worth watch­ing. The only real reas­on I’m look­ing for­ward to ‘Robin Hood’ ‑and this quite sad- is Arthur Max’s pro­duc­tion design. He is one of the few pro­duc­tion design­ers, who, in a peri­od set­ting, I can almost always count on being trans­por­ted by.

  • Owan Wilson says:

    Well said, Mr. Kenny. I can­’t help but feel that Scott’s just been knock­ing them out for around 15 years now.
    There are a few along the way I haven’t seen, and few­er that I enjoyed. I can­’t stand Gladiator. Boring, self-important non­sense. I can­’t stand Russell Crowe, either, which does­n’t help the rest of Scott’s work since then, as far as I’m concerned.
    The best thing he’s done dur­ing this bar­ren peri­od is the storm scene in White Squall. It’s a decently enter­tain­ing pic­ture, but the cli­max was incred­ible, espe­cially the har­row­ing scene where the boat is dis­ap­pear­ing into the depths and Jeff Bridges … well, I don’t want to spoil it for any­one who has­n’t seen it.
    Anyway. Robin Hood. My broth­er was an extra in the final battle scene and he told me that the whole crew kept repeat­ing “Saving Private Ryan” over and over to get across what Scott was aim­ing for. Even my broth­er does­n’t think the film looks like much. We’ll find out tomorrow.

  • markj says:

    The Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut is won­der­ful, cer­tainly far super­i­or to Gladiator, which had a fun first hour until the end­less script rewrites scuppered the second hour. It’s even bet­ter if you pre­tend Orloondo Bland isn’t in it.
    But yes, American Gangster, A Good Life and Body of Lies are more like Tony Scott films, and cer­tainly bare pre­cious little sim­il­ar­it­ies to the cinema geni­us that brought us Alien, Blade Runner and 1492. His plan to make an Alien pre­quel seem to indic­ate he is more con­cerned with com­merce than art these days.

  • Claire K. says:

    I would agree with S. Porath as far as “Matchstick Men.” It was­n’t neces­sar­ily a death­less mas­ter­piece of cinema, but I thought it worked really well as both a thrill­er and a char­ac­ter piece, and I was dis­ap­poin­ted that it did­n’t get more atten­tion when it came out.

  • bp says:

    is it now safe to say that rid­ley scott is a bad dir­ect­or? noth­ing in the past 20 years is could be deemed bet­ter than forgettable.

  • bill says:

    I think BLACK HAWK DOWN is a bril­liant film, per­son­ally, and I did also enjoy MATCHSTICK MEN. But des­pite the fact that Scott has made three of my favor­ite movies (BLACK HAWK DOWN, ALIEN, BLADE RUNNER), he’s made maybe three times as many, or more, that inspire com­plete and utter indif­fer­ence. Not that I don’t enjoy watch­ing them at the time, at least some­times, but gen­er­ally what I end up tak­ing away is all that fly­ing dirt and/or ash and/or blood. Usually dirt, and usu­ally when one thing hits anoth­er thing while there’s dirt around. He even crammed that affect­a­tion into HANNIBAL. ROBIN HOOD must be a frickin’ Flying Dirt Expo.

  • lipranzer says:

    I do have a sneak­ing admir­a­tion for KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, aside from not lik­ing Orlando Bloom at all in the movie, because only Scott would make a movie about the biggest reli­gious con­flict in his­tory – one that still has rever­ber­a­tions today, mind you – and take all of the reli­gion out of it. It’s so per­verse you can­’t help but admire it in a way, or at least I can­’t. In the interests of full dis­clos­ure, I must admit I’m talk­ing about the ori­gin­al the­at­ric­al cut, as I haven’t seen the sup­posedly bet­ter dir­ect­or’s cut.
    But I haven’t been a Scott fan this dec­ade either, aside from that and GLADIATOR, which I think of as a low-rent SPARTACUS any­way (minus the homo­eroti­cism, of course). I hated HANNIBAL (admit­tedly, Harris’ nov­el was extremely dif­fi­cult to adapt because it pushed into fairy tale ter­rit­ory, but Scott I think com­pletely botched it), thought BLACK HAWK DOWN, though visu­ally spec­tac­u­lar, had too many cliches (par­tic­u­larly the let­ter being read out at the end. I know we were sup­posed to be inspired, but I was groan­ing. Don’t know if that was Scott’s fault or Bruckheimer’s, though), thought MATCHSTICK MEN was a nice 1:30 movie stretched out to 2 hours, and made flabby by that, and thought AMERICAN GANGSTER and BODY OF LIES were beau­ti­fully wrapped pack­ages with noth­ing inside them.
    Also, I’m a little ticked off about Scott’s dis­missive atti­tude towards all the oth­er Robin Hood movies. Say what you want about their “accur­acy,” but Douglas Fairbanks, Errol Flynn, Sean Connery, and Patrick Bergin’s Robin Hood films were all enter­tain­ing and made their points without call­ing atten­tion to them­selves like Scott’s film seems to.

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    Matchstick Men is a per­son­al favor­ite of mine, but I’m not sure how much of that has to do with Scott. He gives it a nice, slick look, but it’s mainly inter­est­ing for the script and Nicolas Cage’s per­form­ance. I always for­get that Scott dir­ec­ted it, because it’s so out­side his m.o. of late. But I sup­pose I should be grate­ful to him for get­ting it made and not screw­ing it up!

  • Róisín says:

    Robin Hood is being released in Ireland this week. I was quite hope­ful that it would be worth the wait, but this is the first review I’ve read and, by the sounds of it, it won’t meet the expect­a­tions many people had. Although, as you said, recent Ridley Scott cre­ations should have pre­pared us for it. In spite of all of this, I still hold out some hope for Red Riding!

  • Mark Jobson says:

    Maybe it was a case of lowered expect­a­tions but I enjoyed it enorm­ously. Nice scope cam­er­a­work, a reas­on­ably intel­li­gent script, sol­id turns from William Hurt and Max Von Sydow and a rous­ing and mov­ing score from Marc Streitenfeld. Few block­busters these days deal with his­tory, legend and myth, and in an age where the sum­mer block­busters are dom­in­ated by mind­less CG tedi­um, mostly from The Hack Pack of Bay, Abrams, Favreau, Sommers, Wiseman etc it’s a shame to see an old-school slice of enter­tain­ment get knocked about so much.

  • Jaime says:

    I have no patience for Scott any­more, and every time I watch BLADE RUNNER, I am bewildered and con­fused that he put his whole “mas­ter­piece” into one film and had noth­ing left. (Although the pre­ced­ing films, ALIEN and THE DUELLISTS, are also pretty great.)
    That said, MATCHSTICK MEN was a nice change of pace, and I actu­ally quite enjoyed the first few reels of BODY OF LIES, when noth­ing seemed to mat­ter much and I had the impres­sion that Crowe and DiCaprio were doing some kind of seri­ocom­ic, ISHTAR take on post‑9/11 black ops. That would’ve taken some balls. But, inev­it­ably, the pic­ture has a series of “this shit just got real,” and it was down­hill from there. Shame.
    Oh, I guess BLACK HAWK DOWN was good.
    He did WHITE SQUALL? I keep mix­ing that up with Tony. The exter­i­ors in the last act are nicely atmo­spher­ic. Not much else.
    @ Mark: I like Sommers some of the time. It’s Rob Cohen you have to keep clear of – truly the Michael Winner of block­buster craptaculars.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    I dunno, I’ll take Cohen’s campy but heart­felt DRAGON or DRAGONHEART over any of Sommers’ hol­low roller­coast­er rides any day. But this may be like arguing over which is your favor­ite hol­i­day, Secretary’s Day or Grandparents’ Day.
    As for ROBIN HOOD, it’s noth­ing more than a com­pet­ent movie by a fad­ing dir­ect­or. Its best parts involve the romance between Crowe and Blanchett. She just about steals the show with her proto-feminist take on the char­ac­ter. Carrie Rickey builds a strong case for Scott as an auteur in her latest Flickgirrrl post, using Scott’s approach to female char­ac­ters here and in his oth­er films as only one qual­ity which dis­tin­guishes his work even at its lowest.

  • Jake Hanlan says:

    Gladiator nev­er worked for me from the near the begin­nin:; we’re asked to accept that some­how Russell Crowe rides a horse from the wild German fron­ti­er to his estate in Spain and arrives just in time to find it gut­ter­ing in flames – when one con­siders that the order and arrange­ments to kill his fam­ily had to be relayed by the same route the whole scen­ario is ridicu­lous. Then, after Maximus has been way­laid by his fam­ily’s mur­der­ers and knocked on the head he wakes up in North Africa some­where, which means he was uncon­scious for days and days if not a week or more. And so on…

  • Jaime says:

    I’m going to see ROBIN HOOD tonight, totally counter to my bet­ter judg­ment. **sigh**
    I have tried to come around to GLADIATOR numer­ous times, and I just can­’t con­nect. From my per­spect­ive, it’s art­less, cruddy-looking, seem­ingly edited by someone who did­n’t think any­one would see the fin­ished product, etc. I felt that way in 2000 and the two sub­sequent times I’ve sat through it (DVD and then Blu-ray), I felt the same way.
    @ Tony – I don’t under­stand why writers think the auteur approach has to do with com­mon themes, as opposed to com­mon­al­it­ies in shoot­ing and edit­ing, dir­ec­tion of act­ors, etc. Rickey’s argu­ment (which is not an uncom­mon one) sug­gest that the auteur­ist approach is exem­pli­fied at script con­fer­ences. (“I think the woman’s POV should be played up here.”)

  • Jaime says:

    @ Tony – not lay­ing blame at your door­step. Mention of Rickey’s line of inquiry inspired my little rant, is all.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    @Jaime, No offense taken.
    The auteur­ist approach encom­passes all stages of pro­duc­tion. For instance, who’s to say this fem­in­ist aspect was­n’t already in the script to begin with, and may have attrac­ted Scott to the pro­ject (in part). Or that Scott brought to the fore­ground what was merely implied between the lines in his dir­ec­tion of the act­ors. Or that it was­n’t incor­por­ated into the script after he encour­aged impro­visa­tion dur­ing act­or read­ings in rehears­al (not that I think Scott is that type of act­or’s dir­ect­or). It could even be some­thing as pass­ive as simply accept­ing it at the behest of Cate Blanchett’s request to punch up her char­ac­ter in return for her involvement.
    The fact that Scott con­sist­ently regards his female char­ac­ters so highly (espe­cially when many of his con­tem­por­ar­ies don’t) demon­strates the argu­ment is not so eas­ily dismissed.

  • Jaime says:

    Tony, you’re right about the auteur­ist approach encom­passing all stages of pro­duc­tion if you sug­gest that any play­er in the pro­duc­tion has the abil­ity to impact a film’s over­all qual­ity. I think this goes without say­ing in any col­lab­or­at­ive art.
    However, if you’re play­ing per­cent­ages, dir­ect­ors have the edge.