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Panahi, Polanski, the Taliban, Zizek...

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  • bill says:

    I don’t believe that either “he’s a sym­bol” or “he makes movies” really get at the heart of why Panahi should be free, so I don’t think Rizov, who I respect, has much of a horn to toot here, his own self.
    Further, you don’t have to hate PIRATES to not sign a peti­tion to free Polanski, either.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    And as you know, Bill, I hap­pen to like “Pirates,” and think that the Polanski peti­tions were bad ideas badly executed.
    I’ve just got­ten used to reflex­ively point­ing out those two things…

  • Zach says:

    No argu­ment from me, as far as the main thrust of your argu­ments go, Glenn. I think it’s an unfor­tu­nate devel­op­ment in eth­ic­al dis­course that, as you say, one is required to mor­ally cor­rect for the right reas­ons. It’s a lot of rot, and it need­lessly com­plic­ates vari­ous argu­ments. On the oth­er hand, there is some kind of once-removed hypo­crisy in a call for Pahani’s release com­ing from a rabid rightie, but I don’t read Simpson at all, and don’t have an under­stand­ing on where he stands over­all on Iran – if he’s cut from the same cloth as those who would have us rain down hell­fire on the Iranians, which is a pos­i­tion we are get­ting dan­ger­ously close to as a de facto strategy. “Release Panahi, and when all else fails w/r/t Iran, bomb the hell out of them!” If that hap­pens, and the chances are scar­ily good that it will, people like Panahi will not be spared, although he and oth­ers would prob­ably be able to flee to Europe before Tehran turned into Baghdad.
    I agree that Sietz’s essay/review has a lame title (which seems an ill-conceived jest more than any­thing), and maybe an irre­spons­ible one, but I find most of the con­tent to be pretty much on the money, inas­much as it con­siders S&TC2 to be emblem­at­ic of vari­ous spir­itu­al ail­ments that cur­rently afflict this cul­ture, or pseudo-culture, or whatever it is. But of course, that’s not why “they” hate us. It maybe adds fuel to the fire, but it can­’t sig­ni­fic­antly aug­ment any fan­at­ic’s case against America. The real prob­lem isn’t what this movie says to Arabs, or Muslims, peace­ful or viol­ent, (many of whom prob­ably won’t watch it) but what it says to Americans.

  • bill says:

    Glenn, I remem­ber lik­ing PIRATES too, if for no oth­er reas­on than that Walter Matthau is in it, but I have my own reflex­ive responses about things. As, as you say, you know.

  • The Siren says:

    I feel obliged to point out that near as I can tell, Simpson’s first post on Panahi, at least at BH, came almost two weeks after Vadim first wrote about the mat­ter. I know, because Vadim’s piece got me fired up enough to link to it at my own place, and to sug­gest that people donate to an Iranian human-rights com­mit­tee work­ing for his release. Which I did, and my exit links and a couple of emails tell me oth­ers did as well. So much for the silence of lib­er­al blog­gers and those who read them.
    Chest-beating over “who came first” is prob­ably point­less any­way, but I would also argue that Simpson’s using the Panahi arrest to once again drive the Polanski case into the ground tends to bear out Vadim’s lar­ger point about sym­bols versus prin­cipled con­cern. As does even the merest glance at BH’s com­ments sec­tion on any giv­en day.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Siren, agreed that the “who came first” argu­ment is coun­ter­pro­duct­ive in most if not all respects, but I think it’s worth not­ing that for all his faults Simpson is not an arriv­iste as far as this issue is con­cerned. Whereas I have every con­vic­tion, for instance, that John Nolte believes you ought not be per­mit­ted to read “Lolita” any­where, let alone in Tehran.
    And that’s not to say that SImpson’s tone does­n’t leave him gap­ingly open to accus­a­tions that he really cares more about excor­i­at­ing Hollywood “lib­er­als” than the actu­al issue at hand.

  • LexG says:

    They should remake LOLITA with me and Taylor Momsen.
    Or Dakota Fanning. Or both.
    BAIT POWER

  • bill says:

    Oh, heav­ens…

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Bill, let us not dis­dain Lex’s clumsy but no doubt well-meaning attempts to, erm, elev­ate the discourse.
    Full dis­clos­ure: I had to Google Taylor Momsen. What’s with all these “Gossip Girl” broads and their inab­il­ity to have any­thing resem­bling nor­mal names? Blake Lively, Leighton Meester…The guys don’t fare much bet­ter. Penn Badgely deserves the death pen­alty JUST FOR BEING NAMED Penn Badgely!

  • bill says:

    I was­n’t express­ing dis­dain so much as alarm.
    But really…Penn Badgely? That’s like a Saul Bellow/Martin Amis char­ac­ter. Parents can­’t do any­thing about last names, but they should be mind­ful of how the first names flow into those last names. “Leighton Meester”, for instance, is a fuck­ing night­mare of a name.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Alarm is right. I urge you to halt this devel­op­ment in its tracks.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Also, what’s the pic­ture from? Does Zizek have a cameo in Birdemic 2?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Jeff, the still is from “The Pervert’s Guide To Cinema,” which I haven’t looked at yet, a film dir­ec­ted by Sophie Fiennes in which the irre­press­ible part-time film the­or­ist Zizek—who I gath­er is rather dis­liked by full-time film-theorists—expounds on vari­ous cine­mat­ic works whilst placed, via the mir­acle of green-screen tech­no­logy, in some­thing like the very scene he’s talk­ing about. Here, of course, it’s “The Birds” that’s under examination.
    As far as halt­ing a devel­op­ment in its tracks, I’ll try. But I’m get­ting on a bus in 35 minutes and was in fact hop­ing to grab some inter­net down­time over the week­end. Hope all of you are able to do some­thing like the same!

  • lipranzer says:

    Well, Leighton Meester gets a pass from me for being on “Veronica Mars,” but that’s neither here nor there.
    What I’m con­fused about is this – what the hell does Polanski have to do with Panahi? And sorry, but I can­’t join in the like for PIRATES (although the idea of cast­ing Matthau in that kind of movie should auto­mat­ic­ally qual­i­fy it for “Ideas So Crazy They Should Work,” in this case, it does­n’t work).

  • John Nolte says:

    I’ve nev­er seen his films, but I think Panahi should be free.
    I’m a fan of almost all his films and I think Polanski should be in jail.
    I feel like such a ter­rible person.
    Please like me, Glenn. I NEED your approval.

  • John Nolte says:

    I’ve nev­er seen his films, but I think Panahi should be free.
    I’m a fan of almost all his films and I think Polanski should be in jail.
    I feel like such a ter­rible person.
    Please like me, Glenn. I NEED your approval.

  • John Nolte says:

    I NEED your approv­al so bad I pos­ted twice. That was no accident.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Well, if you did­n’t need his approv­al, you would­n’t even be read­ing this blog, would you?

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Congratulations! If you had actu­ally read Glenn’s post­ing, you’d see that the two of you are actu­ally basic­ally in agree­ment on the subject.

  • bill says:

    @Dan Coyle – That does­n’t actu­ally make sense. Do you only read blogs writ­ten by people whose approv­al you crave?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Re Nolte:
    “He used…sarcasm…”

  • John Nolte says:

    Yeah, Jeff, I must’ve mis­read… Especially the part about us being bad and oppor­tun­ist­ic com­ing from, of all people, Glenn Kenny, the man who cornered the Pseudo-Intellectual Bitter Market. Oh, and the stuff about my want­ing to ban LOLITA. Don’t for­get that. But thanks for cla­ri­fy­ing, I’m swoon­ing now that you’ve helped me to see the light.
    Just to cla­ri­fy… No mat­ter how much you all snit, we evil righties will always find it troub­ling that Hollywood (and its defend­ers) put up much more of a stink over a fugit­ive child rap­ist going to jail than an inno­cent Iranian film­maker. And if our point­ing that out gives you all some odd aven­ue to attack us with… That’s okay. Secret: Because we’ve figured out that you’re going to attack us regardless.
    And I LOVE this, Glenn: “His essen­tial point being that the right-wing pros­elyt­izers for the release of Jafar Panahi don’t care a whit about the man’s actu­al work.”
    Glenn…what mor­al clar­ity! But help me out here:
    Are we ter­rible right-wingers because we don’t like his work?
    Are we ter­rible right-wingers because we don’t like his work and still want him freed?
    But… If we don’t like his work and still want him freed, does­n’t that say some­thing good about us?
    Oh, wait, I for­got about the Leftist way: You only sup­port people wrongly imprisoned…whose…work…you…like.

  • John Nolte says:

    And for the record, I’ve nev­er seen Panahi’s work and would­n’t care if he was a shoe sales­man. I would still think his being imprisoned was wrong even…if he did­n’t make movies!
    I know, how immor­al, how pro­vin­cial, how non-elitist, how non-intellectual, how so very Sarah Palin of me.
    Now if you’ll excuse I’m going to check LOLITA out of the lib­rary and burn it.

  • John Nolte says:

    Nolte’s defense of the film “Kick Ass” and its Hit Girl char­ac­ter is not just object­ively stu­pid, it’s so object­ively stu­pid it could make you go blind.”
    Now, Glenn, ser­i­ously; do you think that’s going to DIScourage or ENcourage me? Just remove your­self from the equa­tion and look hon­estly at the situation.
    I should come ’round here more often. Nothing builds up my self-esteem more than irra­tion­al rage from all the right people.

  • bill says:

    Hey, Nolte, leave me out of that gen­er­al­iz­a­tion! I’m an evil mod­er­ate Rightie!

  • LexG says:

    Taylor Momsen is hot­ter than August balls, and her band PRETTY RECKLESS is incred­ible. All should check it out.
    Leighton Meester also RULES ALL. How come inter­net movie guys nev­er allow them­selves to be LECHEROUS? Christ, you guys go to premi­eres and fest­ivals. If they let me loose at one of those and I could meet Leighton Meester, I’d be punch­ing the clown for a week.
    Also KNIFE IN THE WATER is the best movie I’ve seen ages… Watched it for the first time last month on Netflix. So damn good.

  • bill says:

    I nev­er go to screen­ings or fest­ivals – because who would have me? – and I’m plenty lech­er­ous, thank you very much.

  • joel_gordon says:

    What does Polanski have to do with Panahi? The lat­ter is obvi­ously suf­fer­ing from gov­ern­ment oppres­sion and the former is only answer­ing to an old war­rant, for which he will likely not serve any addi­tion­al time? Or are the injustices per­pet­rated in Tehran being used to take a swipe at some face­less mass of “lib­er­al” Hollywood? I’m sure if a lot of people in Hollywood had worked with Panahi, as they have worked with Polanski, they would have signed a peti­tion, because people in Hollywood are selfish, think about only their friends and them­selves, and likely don’t pay much atten­tion to the news. But it’s still kind of taste­less to settle per­son­al scores by link­ing the two situ­ations. And start with Crimson Gold, Mr. Nolte. You won’t be disappointed.

  • John Nolte says:

    Oh, look, Joel Gordon joins the HuhWhuhPlayDumb crowd…
    “What does Panahi have to do with Polanski?”
    The piece was also ABOUT Hollywood – the piece was also ABOUT a Hollywood that makes a child rap­ist a cause célèbre while hav­ing to be shamed into speak­ing up for an inno­cent filmmaker.
    Hey, next week we’ll really make your lefty heads explode. Early look at the headline:
    INDUSTRY THAT LOBBIES FOR RELEASE OF FUGITIVE CHILD SODOMIZER IGNORES THEO VAN GOGH
    Here, let me get the jump on your com­ing response:
    “OHMIGAWD, what does Van Gogh have to do with Polanski!?!?! Scumbag rightwing­ers are stick­ing up for Van Gogh and they don’t even like his work!!”
    Just cut and paste the out­rage. My gift to you.
    Any attack on Polanski sure stirs you guys. Don’t think we don’t appre­ci­ate the encouragement.

  • joel_gordon says:

    Dude, I really have no idea what you’re talk­ing about. I’m sure there are a lot of people like me who think that Polanski should be in jail, in L.A., and Panahi should not be in jail, in Tehran. I was just try­ing to under­stand what the two cases have to do with each oth­er. But you’re obvi­ously just try­ing to bait people, and then get off on your out­rage. I think I’m done here. Still, I recom­mend Crimson Gold.

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    The piece was also ABOUT Hollywood – the piece was also ABOUT a Hollywood that makes a child rap­ist a cause célèbre while hav­ing to be shamed into speak­ing up for an inno­cent filmmaker.

    And therein lies the crux, the sad moment wherein John Nolte’s own need to be the big bad con­trari­an, his fool­ish­ness and his lack of aware­ness catches his own tail.
    Zizek has become a fool him­self. He recycles his own books into an end­less stream of pub­lic­a­tions, he mis­reads writers all over town (his idea of what Deleuze is doing is laugh­ably bad in its mis­read­ings) and the funny thing is that while John Nolte is doing the same hor­rible mis­read­ings here, pro­ject­ing his idea of what his inter­locuter is say­ing rather than pay­ing atten­tion to what he is actu­ally say­ing, read­ing with the prop­er atten­tion and care the texts deserve, it is that very mis­read­er Zizek whose earli­er work, before his lazy­ness sent him in a down­ward spir­al, could teach John Nolte some very fun­da­ment­al les­sons about ideo­logy, about how it works and how it shapes our dis­course that would be quite good for him to read. He is enact­ing too many of the teach­ing examples right now in this here com­ments sec­tion. Project all the pro­nounce­ments of the big bad A all you want…

  • John M says:

    I nev­er go to screen­ings or fest­ivals – because who would have me?” bill, this is tongue-in-cheek, yes? You don’t avoid fest­ivals as a principle…?
    Also, to Lex: “How come inter­net movie guys nev­er allow them­selves to be LECHEROUS?” Hmmmm…never? Never ever?

  • Phil says:

    I have not got­ten the impres­sion that lefties are more inter­ested in free­ing Polanski than Panahi. But maybe I’m not look­ing hard enough. Polanski’s high­er pro­file could be a con­tri­bu­tion to this misimpression.
    So by Nolte’s rationale if, say, John Milius was wrong­fully imprisoned some­where, lefties would be cool with that? I would at least sup­port a Red Dawn-style teen­age mili­tia to go break him free.

  • John Nolte says:

    So by Nolte’s rationale if, say, John Milius was wrong­fully imprisoned some­where, lefties would be cool with that?”
    That’s not my rationale, that’s Kenny’s rationale. He’s the one who wrote in his defense of Rizov:
    “His essen­tial point being that the right-wing pros­elyt­izers for the release of Jafar Panahi don’t care a whit about the man’s actu­al work[.]”
    In oth­er words, accord­ing to your host, one must care a whit about one’s work or one has no cred­ib­il­ity when one opposes one’s wrong­ful impris­on­ment. One.
    Revealing but not surprising.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oh yeah, I for­got the oth­er arrow in Nolte’s largely bereft rhet­or­ic­al quiver (see the thread at The Daily Notebook, if you must): Accuse your oppon­ent falsely, use a cherry-picked (and will­fully mis­in­ter­preted) piece of your oppon­ent’s own words to bol­ster your accus­a­tion, and throw in a little boogity-boogity at the end, e.g., “reveal­ing but not sur­pris­ing.” I’m not gonna both­er to rehash the fact that I con­sidered the argu­ment Rizov was mak­ing to be over­heated and beside the over­all point, because I’ve got oth­er things to do. As Victor Morton cor­rectly points out at the Daily Notebook, I haven’t been entirely con­sist­ent in lay­ing out my per­spect­ives here, but Nolte is just being either intel­lec­tu­ally dis­hon­est or he’s more reading-comprehension-challenged than any­one could ima­gine. Either way, he’s a hate-mongering punk (and any argu­ment he makes against that asser­tion that is auto­mat­ic­ally revealed as hol­low non­sense by pretty much any Big Hollywood com­ment thread), and I hope he enjoys the career pin­nacle he’s exper­i­en­cing at the moment. It’s all down­hill from here, chum.

  • JF says:

    In what strange dimen­sion does simply say­ing what Rizov’s argu­ment is con­sti­tute a defense of it? Especially when it’s fol­lowed by Our Host point­ing out that said argu­ment is faulty, in that it pos­its a con­tra­dic­tion that isn’t espe­cially contradictory?

  • John Nolte says:

    Glenn,
    What part of your defense of Rizov chas­tising us for defend­ing Panahi did I misquote?
    “His essen­tial point being that the right-wing pros­elyt­izers for the release of Jafar Panahi don’t care a whit about the man’s actu­al work[.]”
    Methinks “essen­tial” is YOUR word.
    Yours Truly,
    Hate Mongering Punk At Career Pinnacle On Brink Of Going Downhill

  • JF says:

    Beat me to it.
    But since Nolte is seem­ingly unable to com­pre­hend more than two sen­tences at a time, my post may still serve some purpose.

  • John Nolte says:

    @JF, could you reph­rase that without using the word “con­tra­dict­ory” so much. Cuz I got confused.
    Speaking of con­tra­dict­ory, did you see in the com­ment thread how PIBM (Kenny) raged against me for defend­ing HIT GIRL and then turned around in the very next com­ment and claimed I wanted LOLITA banned?
    Straight From the Department of: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up.
    Yours Truly,
    Hate Mongering Punk At Career Pinnacle On Brink Of Going Downhill

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    OK, I was gonna let this one go, for two reas­ons, one of them cravenly self-serving, the oth­er, not so much. And as I said, I have oth­er things to do. But My Lovely Wife is in the shower, so I’ve got a few minutes to kill, so here goes.
    First, rel­at­ive to the cravenly self-serving reas­on: Yes, it was stu­pid and WRONG of me to sug­gest that John Nolte is in favor of ban­ning “Lolita.” Of course he is not in favor of ban­ning “Lolita.” It is a Canonical Literary Work and the basis of a Kubrick film he likes. Now it would prob­ably be irre­spons­ible to spec­u­late that, were some Free-Market-loving, Christian Ayatollah-equivalent could some­how come to rule America, and that that Ayatollah-equivalent would then ban “Lolita,” that Nolte would some­how find a way to be cool with it. And clearly it is too late in the game to pos­it a thought exper­i­ment in which one would ask Nolte what he would make of a nov­el in which the middle-aged male nar­rat­or crowed about cadging hand­jobs from his 13-year-old adop­ted daugh­ter at 25 cents a pop (as it were), so that’s out. And I’m too lazy to invest­ig­ate wheth­er Nolte called for the lynch­ing of any­one involved in the mak­ing of the admit­tedly exec­rable “Hound Dog.” So my shit is com­pletely out of luck here. And I apo­lo­gize. And just to make sure I’m not mis­un­der­stood, I apo­lo­gize again. It was a cheap, unsup­port­able shot.
    However. There is zero—none, nil, nada, zip—I repeat, zero cor­rel­a­tion between “Kick-Ass,” its “Hit Girl” char­ac­ter, and Nabokov’s actu­al work. Indeed, there is no cor­rel­a­tion between the “Lolita” or “nymph­et” idea as it exists in pop­u­lar cul­ture and Nabokov’s work. And to insist on any such cor­rel­a­tion is to trum­pet one’s own spec­tac­u­lar ignor­ance. Period. We are no longer in the realm of opin­ion or argu­ment here.

  • John Nolte says:

    POLL:
    Favorite PIBM Phrase from above backtrack/rant/Mayor of Crazytown job application:
    1. Canonical Literary Work
    2. Free-Market-loving Christian Ayatollah
    3. zero—none, nil, nada, zip—I repeat, zero correlation
    4. one’s own spec­tac­u­lar ignorance
    Glenn, you are quickly becom­ing my favor­itest word­smithy nemesis.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    And just think, John, I was able to con­jure all that up while my wife was in the shower! First draft! Holy moley, I prac­tic­ally define “facile!”

  • John Nolte says:

    Oh, look, it’s Gregarious Glenn again.

  • Vadim says:

    If I poin­ted out that John T. Simpson got in touch with me dir­ectly and has turned out to be a per­fectly pleas­ant fel­low with whom I agree on the essen­tials (while still deplor­ing the com­ments frenzy of BH), would that nip this in the bud?
    I mean, I doubt it. I’m just saying.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    At this point, I feel like I should clear my throat and remind us how all of this got star­ted. One blog­ger sug­ges­ted that the motives of cer­tain people advoc­at­ing for the release of a polit­ic­al pris­on­er were not pure. And then Glenn Kenny said pur­ity of motive is not entirely rel­ev­ant on such mat­ters. Which is fol­lowed by Nolte and Simpson bar­ging in to declare that their motives are pure, accom­pan­ied by a lot of ego­centric blath­er about how right­eous they are. And now it’s about wheth­er or not Nolte wants to ban “Lolita,” which, of course, he does­n’t, but, again, not entirely rel­ev­ant to the ori­gin­al point made by a blog­ger in the first place. Which was­n’t a well-thought one.
    I said awhile ago I delib­er­ately avoided going to Big Hollywood. That looks wiser with each passing day.

  • christian says:

    What’s really tire­some is the end­less fos­sil­ized snark that Nolte and oth­er righties use to answer any cri­ti­cism: “Ooo, I’m an Evil Republican and now I’m off to ban books, kill Muslims and spill oil!”

  • John Nolte says:

    Hey, Vadim, over at Glenn’s main post one of his com­menters at the ever-so thought­ful, pro­gress­ive and broad-minded MUBI just called William Buckley a “fag.”
    So you just go right ahead on “deplor­ing the com­ments frenzy at BH.”
    I’m just saying.

  • ptatleriv says:

    Yick. I stand guilty as charged using the oth­er “F” word. I was employ­ing it as hyper­bole, as explained there. Indeed, any­one attuned to Nolte’s beloved irony can prob­ably see what I tried (and failed) to do there. If I’ve soiled the MUBI name, I apologize.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    Three points to John Nolte –
    1) That ‘fag’ remark on the oth­er thread was clearly inten­ded to be iron­ic. Not a word to use lightly, but I under­stood the intent.
    2) When the Buckmeister used the same word on Gore Vidal back in ’68, I’m not sure he was being ironic.
    3) Don’t. Even. Try. That Shit. Here. You know full well where we can find the homo­phobes nowadays. You know what any ran­dom search through Big Hollywood or any right-wing site can pro­duce. And you bet­ter damn well remem­ber how you voted on Proposition 8, just as I remem­ber your lame-ass rationales for doing so.
    I’ve learned all I needed to know about you. Now piss off.

  • Vadim says:


    John Nolte, let me be infin­itely clear on this one point: if you don’t real­ize for a fact that the com­ments thread at Big Hollywood is one of the most tox­ic, least well-informed cess­pools of folks who mingle talk­ing points they picked up from Steve Doocy and the gang with the illu­sion that they have an intel­lec­tu­ally cogent timeline prov­ing how the Frankfurt School got a com­mun­ist elec­ted into the White House, you’re either disin­genu­ous, will­fully self-deceiving or stu­pid. And I know you’re not stu­pid, because we have mutu­al acquaintances.
    So yes, I’m sorry someone attemp­ted irony and gave you one talk­ing point to work with versus an entire site of people whose inco­her­ent splen­et­ics give me the impres­sion that they are quite ser­i­ous about get­ting the guns out of the base­ment when they (The Real Americans) have to Defend Themselves. You’re right, my face is all red right now. What a hypo­crite I must be! Someone on anoth­er web­site I don’t work for said some­thing! Heavens to betsy!
    Please excuse me now as I get back to my duties of hat­ing the aver­age American, push­ing sexu­al immor­al­ity on our chil­dren and cower­ing before Islam.

  • christian says:

    I also love the right-wingers attack­ing James Cameron for dare provid­ing an example of an private cit­izen entre­pen­eur offer­ing his obvi­ous know­ledge to help BP in its time of deadly incompetence.

  • John Nolte says:

    @Vadim:
    “the com­ments thread at Big Hollywood is one of the most tox­ic, least well-informed cess­pools of folks who mingle talk­ing points they picked up from Steve Doocy…”
    No, no, like the “fag” com­ment at the thought­ful, pro­gress­ive site – our com­ment threads are “iron­ic.”
    Duh.

  • John Nolte says:

    @christian: I know, can you believe we righties mock and ques­tion a power­ful, polit­ic­ally con­nec­ted bil­lion­aire like James Cameron?
    Where do I sign up to become a Butt-Boy Palace Guard for power­ful, polit­ic­ally con­nec­ted billionaires?

  • hisnewreasons says:

    No, no, like the “fag” com­ment at the thought­ful, pro­gress­ive site – our com­ment threads are “iron­ic.“ ‘
    No, they’re not. And you’re not funny. Get out.

  • John Nolte says:

    @hisnewreasons No, really, it’s all irony. Of course unlike the thought­ful, pro­gress­ive film site MUBI we delete homo­phobic slurs because we’re knuckle-draggers who see things in black and white and can­’t quite see the nuance and irony in call­ing someone a “fag.”
    But you sens­it­ive pro­gress­ive tol­er­ant types will learn us. No doubt.

  • christian says:

    John, that’s the kind of response that helps prove the mod­ern GOP will­fully ignores actu­al inform­a­tion in favor of ideo­logy. Cameron has been pilot­ing his own sub­mar­ines, trav­el­ling under­wa­ter for over a dec­ade. Why not get assist from some­body who prob­ably knows more about the ocean than 95 per­cent of BP’s own­ers. What does a “polit­ic­ally con­nec­ted bil­lion­aire” have to do with him offer­ing some poten­tial help? It’s so obvi­ous how you to kow­tow to cor­por­a­tions like BP – like you’re actu­ally offen­ded a guy who risked his life explor­ing the oceans would offer help. Me no understand.

  • Vadim says:

    I’m not real sure how co-opting Nikki Finke’s vocab­u­lary (Butt-Boy!) is really gonna help anything.
    Keep on keep­in’ on, man. There’s always more phantoms to get apo­pleptic over.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    And of course Nolte knows exactly what he’s doing when he posts his occa­sions for Two Minute Hates, or meat-tossings, or whatever you want to call them, and then, Christian that he is, stands back and allows his claque to indulge in all man­ner of foaming-at-the-mouth slander and invect­ive. My favor­ite, if you can all it that, of recent weeks was “Today’s Polanski Supporter: Martin Scorsese” (http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2010/05/26/todays-polanski-supporter-martin-scorsese/) —and as you’ll note the “Two Minute Hate” concept is rendered here prac­tic­ally literally—wherein one com­menter, a Leopold Stotch, says, pretty much right off the bat, “Polanski only did what Scorsese wishes he could do to Leonardo DiCaprio.” A few com­ments down, Jay Patrick avers, “So funny because it is so true.” And this is, grot­esquer­ie aside, kind of weirdly funny, because, although not exactly what you’d call epi­cene, Scorsese him­self has nev­er giv­en off what you might call a “randy” vibe in the way someone like a Tony Scott or Michael Bay does. Beyond that, one can get rather hung up on con­tem­plat­ing just what point in neur­osyph­il­is one has to reach in order to start fan­tas­iz­ing about Martin Scorsese wish­ing to com­mit anal rape on Leonardo DiCaprio, but that’s kind of over­step­ping the point. This is not, as his­ne­wreas­on’s com­ment power­fully demon­strates, about who’s a “nice” guy or not. Bigger issues are at stake. What people stand for actu­ally means some­thing. And as far as I’m con­cerned, what Nolte, Breitbart, Greg Gutfeld, Gary Graham, Robert Avrech, Alfonzo Rachel, “The” Pam Meister, every god­for­saken last one of these pos­sibly “nice” people stand for, is this: “So funny because it is so true.”
    And they can all go to hell.

  • John Nolte says:

    @Christian – okay, we’ll stop ques­tion­ing power­ful, polit­ic­ally con­nec­ted bil­lion­aires with.…“good intentions.”
    And I praise you for your blind faith that Cameron’s motives aren’t in any way mer­cen­ary or that his flam­ing “those guys are mor­ons” ego has noth­ing to do with it; and that he isn’t eat­ing up valu­able time with the people try­ing to actu­ally solve this prob­lem as they pla­cate the ego of the King Of The Industry That Gives Obama Tons Of Cash.
    No curi­os­ity, no skep­ti­cism, just butt-boy awe at what an awe­some, self­less guy Cameron is.
    The Pathetic Palace Guards of the Leftist Entertainment Media. I have so much to learn.

  • John Nolte says:

    Glenn, like your com­menter call­ing Bill Buckley a “fag” at your tol­er­ant, pro­gress­ive, oh-so MUBI site… It’s what you sens­it­ive, pro­fress­ive types call…“irony.”

  • hisnewreasons says:

    Okay, at this point I should remind myself that this is Kenny’s house. Only he gets to say who has to leave. So I apo­lo­gize for tak­ing a priv­ilege that was­n’t mine.
    As for you, Nolte…I can only sigh. Roy Edroso uses the word ‘fag’ all the time on his blog, but he’s clearly describ­ing the atti­tudes of homo­phobes, not being a homo­phobe. I took that oth­er com­ment in the same vein.
    And as I poin­ted out, you voted for Prop 8 while announ­cing “But I’m your pal, gay folk, really I am!” I don’t think I could ‘learn’ you a thing. Because I ain’t that sens­it­ive. And I surely ain’t that patient.

  • John Nolte says:

    @everyone: Just think of what a bet­ter world this would be if those out­raged by those out­raged by a child rap­ist – were just as out­raged by the actu­al child rap­ist and his defenders.
    Here are your choices:
    ‑You can be out­raged by a child rap­ist and his rich, power­ful, politically-connected celebrity defend­ers. Or…
    ‑You can be even more out­raged by those named above than the actu­al rap­ist and his power­ful celebrity defend­ers. (which isn’t to say you’re not out­raged at Polanski’s beha­vi­or, you just spend more energy attack­ing us for being out­raged than those who want to see him giv­en a pass.)
    But I am try­ing to under­stand the sens­it­ive, pro­gress­ive nuance in all this. Or is it irony, like when one of YOU calls someone a “fag?”
    I’m simply not soph­ist­ic­ated enough to keep up with your intel­lec­tu­al excuses for what to us sim­pletons looks pretty craven.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    So funny because it is so true.”
    It’s not irony, John. Not even close. Not even Alanis Morrisette ball­park. You can make fun of “pro­fress­ives” or pro­gress­ives or who­ever all you want, but that does­n’t make you right. It’s just hate, and demen­tia, and you act­ively man­u­fac­ture it.
    I’m not kick­ing you out, but I respect­fully request that my oth­er com­menters simply stop feed­ing this troll.
    “So funny because it is so true.”

  • John Nolte says:

    Glenn, you’re pick­ing on a typo. How ador­able. Almost as ador­able as “go to hell” and “not even close.”
    I sit here chagrined.
    You need not ask me to leave. I just came over here to defend myself. Got blind-sided by an email alert­ing me that my name was being trashed.
    I would­n’t have even con­sidered stop­ping by and throw­ing a few jabs if you had­n’t called me into the ring.
    Carry on, No-Longer Gregarious Glenn. Carry on.

  • Jeff McM says:

    I’m so glad that I can learn here, without hav­ing to go to Big Hollywood, that John Nolte is a stu­pid, intel­lec­tu­ally dis­hon­est rageahol­ic with a vic­tim complex.
    (Sorry to feed the troll, but I had to get in there somewhere.)

  • John Nolte says:

    @Jeff MCM If I was able to learn you some­thing, then my work here is done.
    Yours Forever,
    Stupid, Intellectually Dishonest Rageaholic With A Victim Complex

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    -“If they can get you ask­ing the wrong ques­tions, they don’t have to worry about answers.”
    -“Paranoids are not para­noid because they’re para­noid, but because they keep put­ting them­selves, fuck­ing idi­ots, delib­er­ately into para­noid situations.”
    from “Proverbs for Paranoids” in GRAVITY’S RAINBOW ‑Thomas Pynchon

  • John Nolte says:

    @Evelyn Roak:
    -“Let’s rock.”
    From “an epis­ode” of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN – Al Bundy

  • ptatleriv says:

    Um… I had a point before it was derailed by Some Guy. It was that most pub­lic con­ser­vat­ive mouth­pieces these days can­’t hold an artic­u­late, respect­ful debate. That they resort to blus­ter­ing ad hom­inem attacks and strain gnats while swal­low­ing camels. I think that was my point. And it’s now been made for me, both here and at MUBI. So… nev­er mind.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Hmmm. I could­n’t just let the “Comments” count read “69,” could I? That would be weird. So here I am.
    SO. We could let this thread die, or stir up some new shit—something along the lines of “Paul McCartney is my new favor­ite Beatle” or some­thing. I trust many of you have already read BH con­trib­ut­or Warner Todd “I has a bucket/Oh no they be steal­ing my buck­et” Huston’s scin­til­lat­ing pensées on the top­ic. No?
    Forget about it. I’m gonna get some din­ner. Night, all!

  • brad says:

    boy, this blog can be so incred­ibly edu­ca­tion­al. Once again I’d like to thank Glenn for keep­ing the com­ments free to be what they may be – now I know what “Big Hollywood” is (i’d nev­er heard of it, because i’m not a right-wing para­noid whack­job) and that some guy on the inter­net who goes by the monik­er John Nolte is an insuf­fer­able prick who engages in the most insuf­fer­able right wing whack­job habit of trolling on the inter­net by sim­ul­tan­eously snidely derid­ing and caustic­ally dis­miss­ing ANY topic/argument/joke/comment that does­n’t pass the Ann Coulter test. What an enlight­en­ing exper­i­ence this thread has been!
    Should I call someone a fag so John can con­tin­ue to cite it has proof that all lib­er­als are closeted homo­phobes while the right just care too much and are simply mis­un­der­stood friends of everyone?

  • Ed Hulse says:

    Thank God pro­gress­ives nev­er resort to “blus­ter­ing ad hom­inem attacks.” Oh, wait.…

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Hey, Ed, I don’t think you’d find a pro­gress­ive on this thread who wouldn’t/couldn’t admit that ad hom­inems are overly prom­in­ent in almost all realms of dis­course, polit­ic­al or not. And I’m obvi­ously no angel in this depart­ment myself. But for Nolte to will­fully mis­read a per­haps improperly-executed joke from a com­menter (I believe that Buckley referred to Vidal as a “queer” rather than a “fag”), inter­pret that as an intol­er­ant ad hom­inem, and then hide behind the “irony” defense that he so clearly dis­dains or does­n’t under­stand when presen­ted with actu­al, incon­tro­vert­ible evid­ence of the twis­ted hatred he act­ively soli­cits on the web­site he edits is just…well, too rich. And then when he’s called on it, he changes the sub­ject, try­ing to por­tray his sick com­menters as right­eous cru­saders for justice because the rest of us haven’t been suf­fi­cient in our con­dem­na­tion of Roman Polanski…and then affects to storm out in a huff. A mas­ter­ful per­form­ance, really. If we were liv­ing in a reen­act­ment of “Marat/Sade,” which for all I know we may be…

  • christian says:

    John, your abso­lute lack of a sub­stan­tial reply again belies your proud ignor­ance. And I would love it for you to revis­it post 9/11 when the Pentagon came a’c­al­l­in’ to Big Hollywood and pick film­maker brains about ter­ror­ist scen­ari­os. Jeebus, are you that will­fully blind?

  • Tom Carson says:

    You know what I think is funny? If I were Jafar Panahi (fat chance), I’d be feel­ing SOOoo good right around now.
    Look, it’s simple. When someone’s your ally on an issue you care about, ques­tion­ing his or her motives is bull­shit. It means you care more about your own purity/vanity than get­ting the job done. I may have all sorts of objec­tions to Ted Olson, say. But so long as he’s fight­ing what I call the good fight for gay mar­riage, I ain’t gonna dis­tract him by bitch­ing about Bush v. Gore. That’s for anoth­er day.
    In this case, what any of us could do to help Panahi stay free is pretty murky. But that’s no excuse for this circle jerk. What in hell are all of you thinking?

  • bill says:

    @ Tom – Hear, hear.

  • LexG says:

    Hey, this blog rules.
    This kinda stuff nev­er goes down at Poland’s any­more. And Wells usu­ally puts an end to it all too soon, plus he banned Nolte, which was a bad idea; Plus McDouche and Christian are all over the place here, my TWO FAVORITES!
    If Glenn could reg­u­larly post pic­tures of Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, this could be my new favor­ite place.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Tom and Bill: Boy. You two are tough.
    What was I think­ing? I’ll tell you what I was think­ing. An hour and a half ago, I was think­ing, “Hmm, this soft-shell crab spe­cial looks good.” So when the waiter comes along, I ask for it, and he makes that face and says, “Oooh, sorry, we’re all out of that,” which he might have had the where­with­al to have poin­ted out when he handed over the spe­cials prin­tout in the first place. “Yeah,” he explains, “the crabs were a big hit tonight.” As if I thought maybe that the reas­on they were out was because they had escaped, or some­thing. Trying to be help­ful, he then says, “The Mahi-mahi is good. That’s a fish.”
    Hey Tom, remem­ber in Toronto when we saw the first 40 minutes of “Baise-moi” and Panahi’s “The Circle” in the same day? That was fun. A more inno­cent time, when the world was young, and stuff. And then remem­ber how, as “The Circle“ ‘s com­mer­cial for­tunes lan­guished, “Baise-moi” became this sort of suc­cess de scandale in New York, which meant I had to see it again, in its entirety, because I did­n’t feel eth­ic­ally cor­rect in con­demning it based on only a par­tial view­ing? Boy, what a schmuck I turned out to be, huh?
    Okay. I’m tired and crab-deprived. Nighty night, fellas.

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    John, my apo­lo­gies, I pos­ted and had to run out, not real­iz­ing you were so quick on the draw. Granted, it was a pithy response, but still, had I been able to get into the witty repartee, a ver­it­able Hepburn-Tracy for the some came run­ning crowd, well, missed oppor­tun­it­ies, what can you do?
    As for your response…what can I say? All you have done is enacted exactly that which you have wished to deny. I had giv­en you the bene­fit of the doubt in per­ceiv­ing your will­ful ignor­ance to be just that, will­ful, but I’m afraid I gave you the bene­fit of a doubt you didn’t deserve. Granted it was under the idea of will­ful ignor­ance, your favor­ite rhet­or­ic­al style, that you proved your actu­al ignor­ance, but, hey, you learn new things every day. I know you thought it was funny, or even worse a bene­fi­cial rhet­or­ic­al style, to ignore the sub­stance of a dis­cus­sion in favor of your pithy response. I mean really? I liked Married With Children as much as the next guy but your pre­tend quot­ing is just sad. And an even great­er crime, not funny. For fuck‘s sake you in your idea of jok­ing sig­ni­fic­ance enacted the very thing I cri­tiqued you for. Are you really that much of a fool or is just your false under­stand­ing of irony?…I wasn’t quot­ing just to do so…there was actu­al sub­stance in there…you chose not to actu­ally read it, a you have routinely (and as I said I thought it was part of your rhet­or­ic­al style…now I real­ize it is a rhet­or­ic­al style that masks your stu­pid­ity ((more to come)) ) but let me throw one more at you: “Stupidity is the delib­er­ate cul­tiv­a­tion of ignorance.”—William Gaddis
    Tom–I know it is easy to come in at this late date and be the mor­al voice of reas­on, and you are per­haps cor­rect in what you say, but really? Clearly this has moved far bey­ond any dis­cus­sion of the dir­ect­or of CRIMSON GOLD and become a much sad­der farce. To be the mor­al arbit­er at this point just rings hol­low. And sad. And way too settled ground to be stak­ing a mor­al high ground upon. I think you know that.

  • Tom Carson says:

    @Glenn, dear friend: I’m chag­rined if you thought my com­ment was dir­ec­ted at you. I did­n’t have any quar­rel at all with your ori­gin­al MUBI post, since the Rizov vs. BH ker­fuffle was already out there and I thought your run­down on the whole thing was judi­cious and funny. And once the com­ments snow­ball star­ted, well, it’s your blog, so you’re gonna jump in. I just wish your wrapup MUBI line on the sub­ject – “futile, spuri­ous argu­ments must be played out; and each side must assure itself that its self-righteousness is bet­ter than their self-righteousness. And none of us are in jail, whoopee!”– had­n’t turned out to be so, ah, predictive.
    @Evelyn Roak: Sorry if you thought I was play­ing the Joe Lieberman card. I came in late for the simple reas­on that I’ve learned I’m bet­ter off stay­ing on the side­lines in these SCR brawls. Then I got appalled enough by the thread’s swerve into “I know you are, but what am I?” ad infin­itum that I jumped in any­way. So much for that, but I think you must have meant to say, “Clearly this has moved far BENEATH,” etc., etc.

  • bill says:

    Yeah, Glenn, I was­n’t read­ing, or agree­ing with, Tom’s com­ment as a jab at you. And if any­one HAD asked me “What’s Glenn think­ing of?”, I would have said “Soft shell crabs, or their absence.” So that’s pretty impress­ive, I think.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Guys, please don’t be even a little bit chagrined…I’m not. I was just fun­nin’ with the two of yas. And good morn­ing to you both. I’m going down to break­fast now. Claire and I are schem­ing to strike it rich and buy a big house on LBI where we can host all our pals, and you will be among those kept abreast of any devel­op­ments in this project…

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Tom-My apo­lo­gies. That whole mis­read­ing tone on the inter­net and all. Not to men­tion John Nolte suc­ces­fully play­ing his cards in get­ting one into full on derid­ing people on the inter­net mode. Lashing out far too widely. Oh well, sorry about that. Sometimes one needs to take a bit more care, in this instance I failed at that.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    To Tom Carson –
    You know what’s really sad? I make a com­ment about how OT this thread has got­ten and then I con­trib­ute to the OT. When Nolte tried to accuse oth­er people of homo­pho­bia, I basic­ally saw red. Black Narcissus Red. Suspiria Red. Cries and Whispers Red. (Just try­ing to get back to the ori­gin­al notion of this blog.) I hope that I’ve made it clear why I took such offense, but I was clearly throw­ing table scraps to the smelly fel­low under the bridge.
    Let me repeat my old point – on some issues why is not as import­ant as what. Of course, Nolte and Simpson don’t help things by effect­ively mak­ing them­selves the issue again with their over­heated heads and will­ful mis­read­ings. They could have just said, “Even if what you said is true, does it mat­ter? And, by the way, thanks for flog­ging this issue too, Vadim.” In their con­fu­sion between self-promotion and act­iv­ism; their obsess­ive beef­ing with celebrit­ies and any­body who cri­ti­cizes them; their belief that media atten­tion is not a tool, but a right – they resemble, in fact, a nar­ciss­ist­ic Hollywood activist.
    Which is a minor point, but not a major one. It’s just that, to bor­row a line from Carson, some people are big­ger assholes when you do agree with them.

  • brad says:

    I’m ter­ribly dis­ap­poin­ted in you dearest Evelyn. Not one ‘Fuckwad” for Nolte? Not even an “Asshat?” tsk tsk.…
    🙂

  • ptatleriv says:

    brad – Let me do the hon­ors: Nolte and his BH goons are fuck­hats, ass­wads, blow­hards, and boo­hoos. Which all might be for­giv­able had they A SINGLE THING TO SAY.
    I had been bliss­fully unaware of their site (and yet, some­how, aware of the Panahi peti­tion) up until this little ker­fuffle. I hope to remain so in the future. They and their Fox News com­pat­ri­ots are major con­trib­ut­ors to the destruc­tion of con­ser­vat­is­m’s proud intel­lec­tu­al legacy.

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Brad – Dare I learned a les­son? I tried for wit, prob­ably failed too, but John Nolte’s reac­tion to the Pynchon quote made me laugh, and not for the reas­ons he thinks…oh well. And Brad, you should take it as a com­pli­ment that I cared enough about your opin­ion to trot out the “fuck­wad”, some people just aren’t worth the heavy lifting.
    David Markson is dead and I just don’t care enough about John Nolte to spend that energy while I am saddened over the death of one the finest writers of the last hun­dred years.

  • otherbill says:

    David Markson died? Son of a bitch! This year is get­ting bru­tal. Time to reread Springer’s Progress. Among others.

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Otherbill – Yeah. A bum­mer through and through. Of course not one news source is report­ing it. I found out inad­vert­antly when my friend asked me how old he was, dur­ing a dis­cus­sion of his work, and I looked it up this morn­ing only to find out on wiki­pe­dia. A bizarre moment. I love Markson’s work but it isn’t like I’m hav­ing con­ver­sa­tions with oth­er people about him on a daily basis. See if there is an obit in the Times or any­where else tomorrow…I’m not count­ing on it. But that says more about the state of lit­er­at­ure these days.
    Springer’s Progress is a favor­ite of mine. Hilarious, touch­ing, bril­liant. The man can write about sex. And base­ball jokes. And is one of the greatest nov­el­ists in cap­tur­ing thought.

  • joel_gordon says:

    That’s really sad news, espe­cially for a nov­el­ist who hit his stride so late in life and could have writ­ten sev­er­al more great works. Wittgenstein’s Mistress is my favorite–not just of Markson’s nov­els, but of all 20th-century American lit. He was also a great boost­er of now-canonical neg­lected authors, such as Malcolm Lowry and William Gaddis. After the Celtics fin­ish blow­ing Game Two, I might have to re-read a bit of WM before bed.

  • joel_gordon says:

    I retract the final sen­tence of my last post. Go, Celts!

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Joel – We may be soul­mates. A Markson fan, and yes, WM may be his best, Springer’s Progress per­haps the most pleas­ur­able (and it is sur­pris­ing how formed his style is in the early “for hire” detect­ive and west­ern nov­els), and not only point­ing out his love for Lowry and Gaddis (he surely lead a fas­cin­at­ing life and had stor­ies of drink­ing with authors to rival any) but also a Celtics fan? What a game. Ray in the first half, Rondo in the second. Got the split. Saddened by the death of Markson, happy with The Celtics win.
    Of sports and Markson, one of my favor­ite little moments in all his writing:
    “Hey, Loosh, you want to grab this?”
    For him? For Springer? Oh, sweet­heart! Oh my won­drous girl!
    “Loosh? Listen, can we maybe can­cel that bet? Be cul­tur­al schizo­phrenia if I have to root a full sea­son against Rod Carew.”
    Antidisestablishmentarianism. What’s all this?
    “I just this instant found out. His wife is Jewish. He’s actu­ally taken instruc­tion and converted.”
    By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept.
    –Springer’s Progress
    A tre­mend­ous loss.

  • joel_gordon says:

    Nice to end this com­ments thread on a friendly note, Evelyn. Leaving the Markson-talk to anoth­er thread, I’ll say that I’m happy to leave Staples Center with one win. Being a Celtics fan in LA only makes it sweeter for me.

  • John Nolte says:

    Wow. Look at all the intel­lec­tu­al­iz­ing self grat­i­fic­a­tion I missed! And most aimed at little olé’ me. I’m humbled. At least that’s what it looks like. I scanned it, really. Worried if I read in depth I might get some “insuf­fer­able” on me.
    Do me a favor, will ya? cuz I love to mix it up – Email me dir­ect the next time you have a go at me or BH: jjmnolte@hotmail.com.
    I’m absurdly access­ible and always eager to step in the ring.
    I leave you now to con­tin­ue on with lives ded­ic­ated to impress­ing each other.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Wow. Sometimes I think it must be a little sad to be the sort of per­son who believes that any­one who evinces any kind of enthu­si­asm for some­thing that’s out­side of his own taste or exper­i­ence can­’t POSSIBLY have a real enthu­si­asm for it, and that the oth­er per­son is just evin­cing that enthu­si­asm to impress a poten­tial peer group, and also to exclude the first guy. In oth­er words, not only is the enthu­si­asm inau­thent­ic, the per­son him­self is inau­thent­ic. Which some­how does­n’t pre­vent the first guy from nurs­ing a hel­luva resent­ment against the oth­er person.
    Like I said, a little sad. And then I remem­ber that this tend­ency is tied into the total­it­ari­an impulse, and that one man’s intel­lec­tu­al­iz­ing self-gratifiers are anoth­er man’s root­less cos­mo­pol­it­ans. Make no mis­take, kids; when Breitbart and Nolte are kings, we WILL be first against the wall.
    Anyway, John, if it makes you feel any bet­ter, the writer we’re get­ting all snurfly about DID cre­ate Dirty Dingus Magee. A proto-Al Bundy if there ever was one.

  • Make no mis­take, kids; when Breitbart and Nolte are kings, we WILL be first against the wall.
    Do you actu­ally believe that?
    If so, why wer­en’t you shot dur­ing the Bush years?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Are you a Radiohead fan, Victor? No, me neither, but I have to admit “OK Computer” really is a clas­sic album. Anyway, the line “When I am king you will be first against the wall” is from…which song, hold on…ah, yes, “Paranoid Android.” For a minute I was think­ing it was “Karma Police.” (Which in turn reminds me of this bit of dia­logue: “The name of the com­pos­i­tion is ‘Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish’… [sound of cigar­ette light­ing, inhalation]…no, it’s ‘Hair Pie,’ ” as heard on “Trout Mask Replica.”)
    No, I don’t REALLY believe that, but I’m also reas­on­ably con­fid­ent that Breitbart and Nolte will nev­er become kings, or power­ful enough to have people shot, etcet­era. I DO believe that Nolte’s par­tic­u­lar brand of resent­ment does tie into the patho­logy of total­it­ari­an thought, though. Also, I flew pretty low under the radar dur­ing the Bush years (joke!)…

  • John Nolte says:

    KENNY: “Make no mis­take, kids; when Breitbart and Nolte are kings, we WILL be first against the wall.”
    *insert what’s her name’s pre­ten­tious little quote para­noia here*

  • ptatleriv says:

    That’s right, the mas­cara snake. Fast and bulbous. (‘Bout all there is left to say on this mat­ter, actually.)

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Mr. Nolte, do you have a set­ting oth­er than ‘smug’?
    Also, if you’ve nev­er met Hollywood mega-producer of crap Don Murphy, you should. The two of you appar­ently have a lot in common.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Hey Philip, best you watch it with the mutually-impressive self-gratifying intel­lec­tu­al­iz­ing ref­er­ences there, pardner.
    Hmm. I don’t think I’ve used up all my dick tick­ets for today, so I think before I go to the park I will tell you, as it were, what I REALLY think. I really think that if some meta­phys­ic­al being who could sus­pend laws at will were to appear before Andrew Breitbart with an AK-47 and tell Breitbart that with this weapon he could slaughter any ten lib­er­als of his choice with zero con­sequences, well, honestly…I believe that Breitbart would likely waste about sev­en or so with­in twenty minutes before his wife, or his father-in-law, talked him down and put him to bed to sleep it off. And yes, that’s what I really think. As for Nolte, I don’t think he’d take the meta­phys­ic­al being up on its offer. And he’d tell him­self that he’s declin­ing for all of the cor­rect and Christian reas­ons, but it would really be because he just prefers to sniv­el and whine, rather than take what some degen­er­ate lefties like to call “dir­ect action.” A guy does­n’t pick Al Bundy for an avatar just for com­edy’s sake, you know.
    Okay, off to the park. John, you think I should read Portis’ “Masters of Atlantis” or Pavese’s “Among Women Only” this fine afternoon?

  • bill says:

    So this is still going on, huh?
    Also, Glenn: MASTERS OF ATLANTIS. I say that not know­ing Pavese, but even so: MASTERS OF ATLANTIS.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Indeed, Bill. I was just telling Our Common Friend that I was won­der­ing if one could buy a Rod of Correction from Amazon… What a hoot…

  • John Nolte says:

    @Jeff McMahon, it’s not “smug.” You’re acci­dent­ally con­fus­ing the unbridled joy that comes with being giv­en the invit­a­tion (I was mind­ing my own busi­ness when Kenny…) to come over here and ridicule you all into unleash­ing obscure quotes, call­ing William Buckley a “fag,” and writ­ing things like:
    “Breitbart…could slaughter any ten lib­er­als of his choice with zero con­sequences, well, honestly…I believe that Breitbart would likely waste about sev­en or so with­in twenty minutes…”
    How do I turn down such an oppor­tun­ity when I know any elbow thrown at your inflated sense of superi­or­ity gets you spit­ting non­sense like the above. Or quot­ing Pynchon, or my favor­ite: ridicul­ing typos.
    And to be fair, I don’t even mind over-educated shal­low types who mis­takenly believe ideas like “Sex and the City 2” cre­at­ing ter­ror­ists and art­icles that open with:
    “…today’s New York Times Magazine is quite the feast of putat­ive conun­drums for the dis­cern­ing aspir­ing middlebrow, isn’t it?”
    …some­how qual­i­fy as BIG THINKS.
    Hey, to each their own. People cap­able of hid­ing away in pro­tect­ive bubbles where self-awareness is outlawed…I kinda envy them in a way. Even trans­par­ent, self-important pos­eurs like yourselves.
    It’s just your laugh­able sense of superi­or­ity… That’s why I took Glenn’s oppor­tun­ity to come on over. So it’s not me being smug. I just don’t like or respect any of you. And the oppor­tun­ity was too good to pass up.
    Again, here’s my email: jjmnolte@hotmail.com – please let me know when there’s a next time.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    You know how you can tell someone’s pretty much what you call a toss­er? When they use the French spelling of the per­fectly good English word “poser.” And now we know just what Nolte and Andrew Sullivan have in common.
    You can not like and not respect me all you like. And you can call my spec­u­la­tion about your boss “non­sense.” But you can­’t really answer it, oth­er than to just say it’s non­sense. Why is it non­sense? Because Breitbart would­n’t hurt a fly? Because he’s the kind­est, bravest, warmest, most won­der­ful human being you’ve ever met in your life? You know as well as I do that there’s plenty of easily-accessible foot­age out there of Breitbart behav­ing like a bor­der­line per­son­al­ity, and it ain’t an act, or him being “impas­sioned” about his “val­ues.” In a sane world the people who care about him would be get­ting him help. In this one he’s a cir­cus ringleader.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    See, this is the thing: you (Mr. Nolte) did­n’t come over here to have a dis­cus­sion on the actu­al issue at hand, or any issue at all, really. You just found out that Glenn Kenny had said some­thing about you (nev­er mind that what he said was some­thing you would gen­er­ally agree with), and used that as an oppor­tun­ity for some good old-fashioned bash­ing and bait­ing, without any actu­al interest in devel­op­ing an argu­ment or prov­ing a point, just yelling at people you don’t like, in a smug and com­pla­cent man­ner. That’s what I mean when I say ‘intellectually-dishonest’. Another would way to put it would be to call you a thought­less thug.
    I also note how you con­flate every­body who’s pos­ted here into ‘you’. I per­son­ally did­n’t say most of the things you’re attrib­ut­ing spe­cific­ally to me in the above post. Why? Because you don’t care, you just want to yell at strangers because it makes you feel good. Which is a pretty lame thing to do.

  • bill says:

    Glenn, I feel con­fid­ent that Our Common Friend would stump for the Portis book, too. Not to pres­sure you, or anything.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Bill, I’m now past the Rod of Correction and into the bag­weed sec­tion! Loving it.

  • christian says:

    This is the kind of well-connected bil­lion­aire ser­vi­cing that Nolte prefers and the jaw­drop­ping stu­pid­ity his party represents:
    “People under­stand that reg­u­la­tion is the prob­lem and they want cor­por­a­tions in charge.” – George Will

  • Matt Miller says:

    This thread is giv­ing me Libertas flashbacks.
    *shud­der*

  • Wow, has it ever been pleas­ant to be on the out­side, look­ing in, at this Nolte non­sense. But I would’ve chosen Among Women Only (a title maybe bet­ter trans­lated as “Women on Their Own”), if only for Cesare’s remark­able evoc­a­tion of a European post-war female sens­ib­il­ity. Also, because any­one who’d find a phrase like “evoc­a­tion of a European post-war female sens­ib­il­ity” laugh­able is liable to be merely a knee-jerk right-wing know-nothing blow­hard dip­shit who will nev­er appre­ci­ate the dif­fer­ence and con­sid­er­able dis­tance between his con­di­tion and his pre­sumed icon­o­clasm. That same per­son’s life would be best cap­tured in a nov­el titled Among Douchebags Only.

  • Chris O. says:

    Re: the pic in the post… “I vant to fuck Meetch.”
    Just to light­en things a tad.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    On Twitter, Nolte is hint­ing he’s gonna write about this and Jeffrey Wells this week. We’re gonna be FAMOUS!

  • ptatleriv says:

    Full dis­clos­ure: Nolte is some­thing I cre­ated for the 10th grade sci­ence fair (this was back in ’92, hence all the Al Bundy ref­er­ences). It was the early days of the inter­net, so he’s a pretty basic bot/troll. He’s mainly pro­grammed to latch on to cer­tain words/phrases and regur­git­ate them, adding a pithy one-liner (at least, they seemed pithy to me when I was fif­teen). It was a simple algorithm. I got a B.

  • ptatleriv says:

    (The pro­gram has since “gone rogue”; I no longer have control.)

  • John Nolte says:

    Jeff: “See, this is the thing: you (Mr. Nolte) did­n’t come over here to have a dis­cus­sion on the actu­al issue at hand, or any issue at all, really.”
    You’re just now fig­ur­ing that out?
    By the way, Glenn Kenny just threatened via email to sic his law­yer on me if I mock him at BH. As a mat­ter of fact, he’s “call­ing his law­yer now.”
    See, there I was over at BH mind­ing my own busi­ness. I’ve nev­er even used the words “Glenn” or “Kenny” togeth­er over there… Only to find out last week that he’s been hav­ing a go at me over here for quite some time.
    He puts him­self on my radar, I decide to gave a go with him over at BH, and I get these hys­ter­ics via email:
    “I will hold you per­son­ally respons­ible for any threats I or any mem­ber of my fam­ily receive, by the way. In fact I’m call­ing a law­yer now.”
    You can prac­tic­ally hear the high notes.
    Typical bully. Fight back and he goes run­ning home to mommy.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Uh, you’re the bully. You just admit­ted as much.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yes, folks, it’s true; I DID e‑mail Nolte, at the address he provided in a pri­or com­ment, and I did say pre­cisely that, and some oth­er things too. And, as if on cue, here he is to tell you all about it.
    Three things:
    1) My mom’s not a law­yer. I wish.
    2) For a guy who sup­posedly loves movies, it’s kind of odd that Nolte’s appar­ently nev­er heard of Elmer Fudd.
    3) Quick John, name the movie: “Ooh, baby, you are so talented…and they are so dumb!”
    Nothing left for now but to wait for the com­ing meat-tossing fest over at Big Hollywood. Nolte’s prom­ised not to link to me (not out of kind­ness, mind you; he admits that “the beauty” of mock­ing me from there is that he can do while deny­ing me traffic), so hope­fully I won’t get the spillover I got when I pissed off Ann Althouse all those years ago. I sup­pose if Vadim Rizov can take it, I can.

  • Tom Carson says:

    Dear Mr. Nolte: this is an hon­est ques­tion. I have it on good author­ity that you’re not a stu­pid man, and you obvi­ously care about polit­ics – which is, in a demo­cracy and even most oth­er sys­tems, the art of con­vin­cing the undecided.
    So here’s my ques­tion. What on earth in your online per­sona do you think will make any­one who isn’t already on your side want to join it? Or am I just miss­ing the point? Really, I’d just like to know your stra­get­ic think­ing here.

  • Tom Carson says:

    Um, “stra­tegic.” I’d love to pre­tend I was mak­ing a joke about “strategerry,” but it was just a dumb typo.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Tom, I think you should have gone with the sub­ter­ranean Looney Tunes asso­ci­ation. It would have worked.
    And by the way, since Nolte has no qualms about shar­ing the con­tents of per­son­al e‑mails, here’s a fur­ther peek at our exchange:
    Myself to Nolte: “Your reac­tion to my squirm­ing has con­firmed my sus­pi­cion that beneath your ‘Christian’ ven­eer (and boy, what a joke THAT is) you’re a thin-skinned sad­ist. I will decline to provide you any fur­ther satisfaction.”
    Nolte to myself: “If you provided me any more sat­is­fac­tion, I’d burst.”
    So. Anybody want to clue me in as to why I SHOULDN’T be thor­oughly creeped out by this guy and his claque?

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Now here’s the thing that bugs me about the entire ‘Conservative film-blogging’ move­ment, such as it is: there’s plenty of room for com­mon cause between those guys and the rest of us on a bunch of top­ics: Speaking per­haps only for myself, but hope­fully for a lot of oth­ers, I agree with the Big Hollywood types that Hollywood product does­n’t do a good job of address­ing the actu­al, every­day con­cerns of actu­al, every­day Americans; that Hollywood is an often obnox­iously self-congratulatory clique of chums and insiders; and that the too many movies suck too much of the time.
    These are genu­ine, inter­est­ing issues that could be addressed, dis­cussed, debated, etc. But instead, John Nolte is too busy hates­turb­at­ing to want to both­er, as per his own admission.

  • Vadim says:

    Wow guys. 5 days and count­ing, huh? Someone screwed up and gave me traffic though.
    I’m mostly just leav­ing this here to push up the com­ment count so we can get a fresh page going! Go team!

  • I agree with the Big Hollywood types that Hollywood product does­n’t do a good job of address­ing the actu­al, every­day con­cerns of actu­al, every­day Americans”
    One hes­it­ates to reject an open hand, but I’m curi­ous what you mean by that. Mainstream Hollywood has rarely been about address­ing ordin­ary con­cerns but about escap­ism and enter­tain­ment (indeed, its attempts tk be rel­ev­ant are among its biggest recent embar­rass­ments). I obvi­ously don’t speak for Big Hollywood, but that’s not really its pos­i­tion (or mine). The premise of BH is that, for the most part, the enter­tain­ment industry has con­tempt for ordin­ary Americans and affirm­at­ively detests that half of it that’s con­ser­vat­ive and the 70-odd per­cent that’s reli­gious. Hollywood is an enemy, not ineffectual.

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    The premise of BH is that, for the most part, the enter­tain­ment industry has con­tempt for ordin­ary Americans and affirm­at­ively detests that half of it that’s con­ser­vat­ive and the 70-odd per­cent that’s reli­gious. Hollywood is an enemy, not ineffectual.”
    That is such bunk. That is cre­at­ing the big bad meany to rail against. There is a huge dif­fer­ence between Dennis Hopper say­ing it is a hard place to work and indict­ing a whole industry as an enemy. Hell, on this very site, one thread above, a con­ver­sa­tion about Spielberg is going on. Spielberg, per­haps the most pop­u­lar and prev­elant film­maker of the last 30 years, and dang if he isn’t one of the most con­ser­vat­ive as well. Has any film­maker made a stronger case for that favor­ite of con­ser­vat­ive causes, “the fam­ily”, than Spielberg? And let us not even start on his views of his­tory. They aren’t exactly pro­gress­ive. The Blind Side, 300, etc etc. The whole schpiel of Big Hollywood is one long search for an enemy.
    Now I’m going to do some­thing that will really piss the John Nolte’s of the world off because it relies on read­ing books and quot­ing philo­soph­ers (a hor­rible crime appar­ently. Quoting Pynchon was an offense to the n’th degree, god for­bid he reads a book. Granted his response only proved his idiocy but what are you gonna do? Reading pre­val­ent lit­er­at­ure of the last 50 years makes you an “elit­ist” so guess I’ll go back to read­ing Dinesh D’Souza, or A Tale of The Tub but I’ll over­look the irony) and brings it all back home as there is a pic­ture of Zizek at the top of this post. I got my prob­lems with Zizek, but his early books are good, back when he took the time to read care­fully. Here is a sum­mary of his earli­er writ­ings on our con­tem­por­ary reac­tions to the Big Other (The Big A in Lacanan terms)…:
    The Return of the Big Other
    Besides the con­struc­tion of little big Others as a reac­tion of the demise of the big Other, Zizek iden­ti­fies anoth­er response in the pos­it­ing of a big Other that actu­ally exists in the Real. The name Lacan gives to an Other in the Real is “the Other of the Other”. A belief in an Other of the Other, in someone or some­thing who is really pulling the strings of soci­ety and organ­iz­ing everything, is one of the signs of para­noia. Needless to say that it is com­mon­place to argue that the dom­in­ant patho­logy today is para­noia: count­less books and films refer to some organ­iz­a­tion which cov­ertly con­trol gov­ern­ments, news, mar­kets and aca­demia. Zizek pro­poses that the cause of this para­noia can be loc­ated in a reac­tion to the demise of the big Other:
    When faced with such a para­noid con­struc­tion, we must not for­get Freud’s warn­ing and mis­take it for the “ilness” itself: the para­noid con­struc­tion is, on the con­trary, an attempt to heal ourselves, to pull ourselves out of the real “ill­ness”, the “end of the world”, the break­down of the sym­bol­ic uni­verse, by means of this sub­sti­tute form­a­tion. Looking Awry: an Introduction to Jacques Lacan through Popular Culture)
    Paradoxically, then, Zizek argues that the typ­ic­al post­mod­ern sub­ject is one who dis­plays an out­right cyn­icism towards offi­cial insti­tu­tions, yet at the same time believes in the exist­ence of con­spir­an­cies and an unseen Other pulling the strings. This appar­ently con­tra­dict­ory coup­ling of cyn­icism and belief is strictly cor­rel­at­ive to the demise of the big Other. Its dis­ap­pear­ance causes us to con­struct an Other of the Other in order to escape the unbear­able free­dom its loss encum­bers us with. Conversely, there is no need to take the big Other ser­i­ously if we believe in an Other of the Other. We there­fore dis­play cyn­icism and belief in equal and sin­ceres measures.
    Maybe that is all just aca­dem­ic non­sense but what the hell, I’m pissed about the NBA Finals right now, the bogus offi­ci­at­ing and all that jazz, and I’m here to get my mind off that and just vent. Victor, you at least are hon­est in your con­ver­sa­tion which I respect. My apo­lo­gies if I con­fuse you with Mr. Nolte in this, as he is noth­ing but a fool, a role he chooses to play, and not with the nobil­ity of a Falstaff, which makes it all the sadder.

  • WARNING: long and bor­ing. do not read.
    “There is a huge dif­fer­ence between Dennis Hopper say­ing it is a hard place to work and indict­ing a whole industry as an enemy.”
    That ser­i­ously under­states what Hopper said, which was that “I live in a city where some­body who voted for Bush is really an out­cast.” You may say I’m pick­ing nits, but the term “out­cast” really makes the point. Half the coun­try voted for Bush (twice), and yet its popular-cultural cap­it­al sees doing so, not as some­thing it itself does­n’t do, but as some­thing inex­plic­able, ridicu­lous and/or cause for ostracism.
    If one is a con­ser­vat­ive, why would­n’t such an atti­tude make the enter­tain­ment industry the enemy? What would enemy­ship require, then?
    Spielberg, per­haps the most pop­u­lar and prev­elant film­maker of the last 30 years, and dang if he isn’t one of the most con­ser­vat­ive as well.
    This is the nub of the dis­agree­ment. What do you mean when you call Spielberg “con­ser­vat­ive,” and what evid­ence exists for that inde­pend­ent of a cer­tain “read” on his movies (to which I’ll get in a minute).
    Is “con­ser­vat­ive” a main­stream pos­i­tion held by (loosely speak­ing) half the coun­try and rep­res­en­ted primar­ily in the Republican Party (and the con­verses for “lib­er­al” and the “Democratic Party”)?
    If your answer is “no,” then we need to have a dif­fer­ent dis­cus­sion about polit­ic­al philo­sophy that really has noth­ing to do with Spielberg (or with the con­tem­por­ary actually-existing US, I would add).
    But if “yes,” then your state­ment “Spielberg is a con­ser­vat­ive” is – frankly – laugh­able and com­pletely removed from real­ity. I actu­ally once read a bell hooks essay in which she called Catharine MacKinnon a con­ser­vat­ive – that response ranks second only to that in terms of sheer wtf-ness.
    First of all, and this is gen­er­ally a good pro­ced­ure when try­ing to type, can you name a single self-identified con­ser­vat­ive who con­siders Spielberg “one of us” politically?
    Second, Spielberg’s polit­ic­al dona­tions have been 99.45% to Democrats since 1999. Even 0.55% to Republicans is instruct­ive – it was a 2004 primary-season dona­tion to Arlen Specter, a lib­er­al Republican who was facing a primary chal­lenge from the right.
    Third, Spielberg’s polit­ic­al activ­it­ies are a mat­ter of pub­lic record – he has pro­duced videos for the Democratic con­ven­tion and for Clinton’s mil­len­ni­um cel­eb­ra­tion and has been friends with the Clintons since the 90s; he endorsed Hillary Clinton for pres­id­ent but co-sponsored the key 2007 fund-raising din­ner that intro­duced Barack Obama to Hollywood (he did back Obama in the gen­er­al election).
    Fourth, he has endorsed gay mar­riage and resigned from the Boy Scouts (I think the nation­al advis­ory board) over its stance against gay scoutmasters.
    Fifth, he went to Fidel Castro for a din­ner and meet­ing he called “the most import­ant eight hours of my life,” and then endorsed lift­ing the Cuba embargo.
    I could go on, but the point is … there is plenty of evid­ence that Spielberg is a lib­er­al Democrat. Can you name a single sub­stant­ive polit­ic­al stance of his that would tag him as a con­ser­vat­ive on any mat­ter of pub­lic controversy?
    Has any film­maker made a stronger case for that favor­ite of con­ser­vat­ive causes, “the fam­ily”, than Spielberg?
    A few years ago, I men­tioned en-passant on a dis­cus­sion board that lib­er­als are anti-family, and I got a response from a left­ist crit­ic friend telling me I was full of crap. “I believe in fam­ily and mar­riage and love my par­ents. Where do you guys (right­ists) get these ridicu­lous notions, etc?” I had a lengthy response to him that gran­ted that he loved his par­ents, etc.
    But part of the answer was: because some liberal-leftist-radical crit­ics say things like this. Championing the fam­ily (love the quotes, btw … what are you try­ing to prob­lem­at­ize or cri­tique?) makes one a conservative?
    As for the sub­stance of Spielberg’s films – yes, they gen­er­ally end optim­ist­ic­ally, with the fam­ily (real or sur­rog­ate) reunited and resi­li­ent. But what do his fam­il­ies look like – par­ents are habitu­ally absent or incom­pet­ent or divorced (the fantasy of the film is that they become not-so or the kids recon­cile them­selves to that or find a sur­rog­ate). I’m not say­ing Spielberg’s films are rad­ic­al anti-family screeds (though his sup­port for gay mar­riage indic­ates his idea of fam­ily is a bit plastic and/or not one most con­ser­vat­ives would endorse). But that’s an awfully thin reed to rest a case on and a fairly low stand­ard for con­ser­vat­ism by which 95 per­cent of the US popu­lace is conservative.
    “And let us not even start on his views of his­tory. They aren’t exactly progressive.”
    What do you refer to? World War II was neces­sary? The Pacific War was racist? The Nazis and the Holocaust were bad? Slavery too? (I apo­lo­gize for the insouciance, but Spielberg’s his­tor­ic­al films don’t reveal much about his views of his­tory bey­ond that, or even wheth­er he really has any views bey­ond the com­mon­place liberal.)
    And MINORITY REPORT reveals that if he a view of his­tory, it is the decidedly post-modern Whig view that it is both “pro­gress­ive” (i.e., his­tory pro­gresses with know­ledge) and infin­itely mal­le­able (we can even change the future).
    The Blind Side, 300, etc etc.
    Spielberg had noth­ing to do with these films to my know­ledge, so I can only assume you think they prove Hollywood out­put leans conservative.
    Tell you what, for every con­ser­vat­ive film you think you can name, I’ll name three from the same year that lean lib­er­al. We can play it as long as you like, and I will win.
    THE BLIND SIDE (2009) – THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE (mar­riage as “com­fort­able con­cen­tra­tion camp”); AVATAR (the mil­it­ary, civil­iz­a­tion and the West are bad because they com­mit gen­o­cide against nature and the noble nat­ives); THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS (would­n’t it be groovy if we all dropped LSD or put it in the mil­it­ary’s water, then there’d be no war, man)
    300 (2007) – THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY (Irish lib­er­at­ors fight for a social­ist people’s demo­cracy); AMAZING GRACE (the Whig view of his­tory, 18th cen­tury British divi­sion); THE NAMESAKE (Mira Nair immig­rant pain)
    And sorry, but I don’t con­sider either Zizek or Lacan to be any kind of author­ity (and less so the closer they reach actu­al polit­ics). Their fact-free free-association the­or­iz­ing crumbles when you poke at it or try to relate it to real­ity (I took a poke at him here over THE LIVES OF OTHERS).
    And to the extent Zizek’s “Other” thoughts have any valid­ity, they just as accur­ately (if not more so) describe lib­er­als and left­ists (par­tic­u­larly in intel­lec­tu­al circles) writ­ing about The Man, The Establishment, The Patriarchy, Big Business, Manufactured Consent or the aver­age Oliver Stone or Seymour Hersh rants about secret man­euv­er­ings by the CIA, the FBI or Big Oil, etc.

  • For whatever reas­on, the three links I included did­n’t come through:
    for Hopper’s actu­al words: http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2010/06/02/dennis-hopper-voting-for-bush-makes-you-a-hollywood-outcast/
    for Spielberg’s polit­ic­al dona­tions: http://www.campaignmoney.com/biography/steven_spielberg.asp
    for me on Zizek on LIVES OF OTHERS: http://vjmorton.wordpress.com/2007/05/29/critical-vulgarity

  • John M says:

    Four of the six films Victor Morton cites are only tenu­ously related to “Hollywood” as a concept or place.
    I know, I know, you can­’t get more Hollywood than THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY and THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE. Ken Loach, that Hollywood schlockmeister.
    And “immig­rant pain”: a lib­er­al notion?

  • DUH says:

    I can­’t believe I’m going to respond to some­thing at this late point in the thread, but I’ll just make two quick points in response to Victor Morton.
    First, your cri­ter­ia for con­ser­vat­ive film are inco­her­ent. You seem to sug­gest that Spielberg’s par­tis­an polit­ic­al activ­it­ies render the con­tent of his films neces­sar­ily un-conservative. That is obvi­ously false, as you basic­ally con­cede by going on to engage with the con­tent of some of his movies.
    Of course, you then go on to sug­gest that even the por­tray­al of divorce is some­how un-conservative. After all, though Spielberg’s fam­il­ies are often father-less, this is often the source of great trauma, so it’s hardly like he’s val­or­iz­ing the situation.
    It seems like what it comes down to for you is basic­ally iden­tity polit­ics – some­thing (or some film­maker) has to expli­citly self-identify with the Republican-affiliated con­ser­vat­ive move­ment to count as con­ser­vat­ive. To me, that misses a great deal of what’s actu­ally and genu­inely con­ser­vat­ive in both movies and polit­ics because that move­ment is advoc­at­ing such a nar­row and spe­cif­ic policy agenda that is dis­tinct from con­ser­vativ­ism as a whole.
    Second, you use THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY as an example of lib­er­al *Hollywood* pro­duc­tion?? Seriously? Come on, that’s just an own-goal in this context.

  • I was look­ing at a dated list­ing of premi­eres and so just scanned for films that opened in the weeks sur­round­ing the titles she named.
    And you don’t have to twist my arm either to say that the art­house is as left-leaning as the mul­ti­plex (if not more so) or that Ken Loach at his worst (i.e., BARLEY) is a schlock­meister melo­dram­at­ist that Griffith would reject as too obvious.
    In “I Lost It at the Movies,” Pauline Kael poin­ted out that art-house films are as for­mu­laic and melo­dra­mat­ic as Hollywood ones, though per­haps with a dif­fer­ent cast of villains.

  • DUH says:

    Vic, would­n’t a site called BIG ART HOUSE be kinda, i dunno, oxy­mor­on­ic? Besides, you’re chan­ging the subject.

  • You seem to sug­gest that Spielberg’s par­tis­an polit­ic­al activ­it­ies render the con­tent of his films neces­sar­ily un-conservative.”
    I don’t hon­estly see where I did that. But obvi­ously … an artist’s polit­ic­al activ­ity does­n’t neces­sar­ily determ­ine his work (you’d have to have a room-temperature IQ to believe that).
    But that does­n’t mean it isn’t at all pro­bat­ive or does­n’t estab­lish pre­sump­tions. I was respond­ing to someone who char­ac­ter­ized Spielberg as “the most con­ser­vat­ive” film-maker (not “maker of con­ser­vat­ive films”) of the last 30 years.
    Quite apart from all con­sid­er­a­tions about his work, if that were really the case, would­n’t we expect to see some reflec­tion of that in his polit­ic­al act­iv­ism. At all. Instead, we see one-sided liberal-Democratic advo­cay (NTTAWT per se). Which rather sug­gests a skewed under­stand­ing of polit­ics IMO.
    I cer­tainly don’t deny that Spielberg’s films often show divorce and absent fath­ers as bad things. (As I said, he’s not Todd Solondz or Sam Mendes or the rest of the “fam­ily sucks”/Suburban Hell crowd.) My point was merely that his por­tray­al of fam­ily, and notions about what it can mean, is hardly Father Knows Best / Family Research Council / “most con­ser­vat­ive film-maker of the last 30 years” territory.
    As for “this is about iden­tity polit­ics,” that’s ridicu­lous aimed at me, a Catholic who loves VIRIDIANA, a reac­tion­ary who loves MAN WITH A MOVIE CAMERA and EARTH, a war­hawk who loves BATTLE OF ALGIERS and BURMESE HARP (all those films my #1 for their respect­ive years). Heck … can I even say that I at least like most (and love some) of Spielberg’s movies while think­ing his polit­ic­al judg­ment atro­cious. If I had to, I’d type Spielberg as a sen­ti­ment­al indi­vidu­al­ist – mak­ing films centered on a single fam­ily “with issues” while the world is des­troyed, and film­ing uniron­ic­ally a line like “sav­ing one private might be the only good thing to come out of WW2.”

  • The Jake Leg Kid says:

    Half the coun­try cer­tainly did not vote for Bush (of Gore or Kerry). Half of the voters did, which is not the same thing at all. If you con­sider not vot­ing a form of vot­ing in itself, then Nobody clearly won the 2000 and 2004 elec­tions in a land­slide. This sug­gests to me that most Americans do not identi­fy with either lib­er­al­ism or con­ser­vat­ism, much less the Republican and Democratic parties.

  • The Jake Leg Kid says:

    The “of Gore” in my last post was supp­posed to be “or Gore”. Whoops.
    An import­ant to thing to keep in mind is that Hollywood movies cost so much nowadays that they typ­ic­ally have to do well in the inter­na­tion­al mar­ket in order to turn a profit. Therefore, the val­ues espoused in Hollywood films are usu­ally the ones the industry per­ceives as hav­ing the broad­est glob­al appeal. Conservatives often con­fuse or con­flate said val­ues, which might be ref­ered to as the val­ues of glob­al­iz­a­tion, with lib­er­al­ism per se.

  • If you con­sider not vot­ing a form of vot­ing in itself”
    True … but why should you? Is there actu­al social-science or sur­vey evid­ence about “why people don’t vote” for doing so (the answer BTW is “not really” … there’s a hun­dred reas­ons people don’t vote and a hun­dred forms of inter­fer­ence in even ask­ing the question).
    What there is good sur­vey data on is the opin­ions and lean­ings of people who don’t vote, but they’re not ter­ribly dif­fer­ent from those of the people who do. The do dif­fer a little – slightly in favor of the Democrats (i.e., non­voters tend to agree with Democrats more than Republicans). And this is why the Democrats tend to put more energy and mor­al sua­sion into gen­er­al voter-registration and GOTV drives.
    So I feel quite com­fort­able say­ing half the coun­try favored Bush (and half Kerry, etc.)

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Since I’m the one who steered the con­ver­sa­tion into this par­tic­u­lar realm, I really should follow-up on my earli­er com­ment, and Victor Morton’s response.
    I agree (a) that Hollywood is gen­er­ally more inter­ested in pro­du­cing escap­ism, and (b) that when it does ven­ture into ‘ser­i­ous’ polit­ic­al sub­jects, the res­ults are usu­ally embar­rass­ingly preachy and self-indulgent – I’m happy to agree with any con­ser­vat­ive that Paul Haggis’s Crash was gunk. Also, it’s pretty obvi­ous that Hollywood does indeed have ‘con­tempt’ for its audi­ence – just look at the vast for­tunes of Michael Bay/Brett Ratner/name your own awful hack.
    There are sev­er­al things that I don’t agree with, though. For one thing, ‘Hollywood’, des­pite being clubby and liberal-leaning, is also not a mono­lith­ic entity, and it is gen­er­ally primar­ily inter­ested not push­ing a lib­er­al agenda, but in mak­ing money. A year or two ago I got in an online argu­ment with someone who was con­vinced the Weinstein broth­ers were engaged in the ‘War on Christmas’ because of their tend­ency to release hor­ror movies every December, con­veni­ently ignor­ing the simple fact that the Weinsteins (and oth­ers) do so because of simple counter-programming oppor­tun­it­ies. If Hollywood is an enemy, it’s an enemy against qual­ity and art on behalf of the lower-common-denominator. The prob­lem with Avatar was­n’t that it was lib­er­al – it was that it was clumsy, under-dramatic and pandering.
    Anyway, to get back to my ori­gin­al the com­mon ground that I sort of hope to find on the sub­ject is that I believe Hollywood spends too much time and money mak­ing hol­low escap­ism or feel-good pan­der­ing crap, and ought to do more to engage in the actu­al issues of the day. Maybe it’s false nos­tal­gia, but I think Hollywood did a bet­ter job of deal­ing with con­tem­por­ary affairs in an intel­li­gent, mass-audience man­ner from the ’30s to the ’70s, and those storytelling skills seemed to fade in the ’80s.
    So any­way, what I’m say­ing is that I wish we had more How to Train Your Dragons and few­er Marmadukes, more Gran Torinos and few­er Kick-Asses, more 28 Days Laters and few­er Saw 5s.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Oh, and on the sub­ject of Spielberg, I think it’s too reduct­ive to say that his art comes down on either side of the polit­ic­al spec­trum in an easy or uncom­plic­ated man­ner (like most great artists). Yes, we all know that Spielberg-the-man is a devoted lib­er­al and Democratic donor, but in the films them­selves? There are ‘lib­er­al’ notions like the import­ance of due pro­cess (Minority Report), the mor­al prob­lems of fight­ing ter­ror (Munich), and dis­trust of the mil­it­ary (1941). And then there are ‘con­ser­vat­ive’ stances like the neces­sity of set­tling down instead of a life­style of root­less roam­ing (Catch Me If You Can), the import­ance of indi­vidu­al mor­al respons­ib­il­ity (Schindler’s List), and the suprem­acy of faith (the first 3 Indiana Jones movies).

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Eh, don’t know if I have the time now to truly go tit-for-tat so a few brief thoughts here…
    Sorry I mis­quoted Dennis Hopper but this whole “enemy” thing seems a recourse to a mil­it­ar­ism because it is easy and rous­ing, going for the broad brush­strokes instead of nuance to the det­ri­ment of actu­ally accom­plish­ing anything…the fuss is more import­ant than the res­ult. See later re: Zizek…
    Jeff and DUH have respon­ded along these lines so let me simply write that I wasn’t talk­ing about where Spielberg gives his money. I was talk­ing about his movies. What they say, do, and how they say and do it. Now who he opens up his check­book for. And, any­ways, a lot more people see his films than research his polit­ic­al donations—if the grounds are the effect on the “aver­age” American (if such a thing exists).
    Yes, I meant exactly that only a con­ser­vat­ive would agree that the Holocaust was bad. That is clearly what I must have been try­ing to say. Obviously, that was sar­casm. No I was try­ing to imply a slightly high­er level of thought (though I think much of Spielberg’s his­tor­ic­al engage­ment in his films does come down to those base statements–and that is part of the prob­lem), and I think he has a view of his­tor­ic­al forces, and a reli­ance on nar­rat­ive that could be con­strued or read as being on the con­ser­vat­ive side of the spectrum.
    Re: Minority Report—well, I stayed away from com­ment­ing in the thread above but one thing I would say is Minority Report is one of those films that shows Spielberg is not as smart as he either thinks he is or needs to be….I haven’t seen it since its ori­gin­al run in the theat­ers but I remem­ber walk­ing out think­ing it was an utter mess, that it threw out all these ideas that con­tra­dicted them­selves, that the ideas and their present­a­tion weren’t par­tic­u­larly nuanced or intel­li­gent and the film­maker con­fused him­self. It has been ages so per­haps I should revis­it it, but yes, my thoughts at the time were the man who made this film isn’t par­tic­u­larly smart, a thought I have had about many of his films. Oh well…
    “Their fact-free free-association the­or­iz­ing crumbles when you poke at it or try to relate it to real­ity.” Clearly I dis­agree with this state­ment. I have made clear that I am not a huge Zizek fan. Particularly the Zizek of the last few years (or many years), and while I may dis­agree with him often, I don’t think his work crumbles, espe­cially his early work on ideo­logy. Lacan espe­cially is quite far from “fact-free free-association” and that seems far too easy a dismissal—and a con­tinu­al rhet­or­ic­al man­euver that would rather say some­thing is mumbo-jumbo to me so it must just be intel­lec­tu­al mas­turb­a­tion (see all J. Nolte’s com­ments above) and b.s. And, yes, the ideas quoted above do apply to what we have been refer­ring to here as “the left” as they do to “the right.” That doesn’t mean they aren’t applic­able and describe some­thing that is going on at Big Hollywood. I am not claim­ing the equi­val­ent lib­er­al site isn’t guilty of the same. I didn’t real­ize that I needed to cla­ri­fy that upfront, but there it is. I went to the Zizek (and Lacan) because it seemed rel­ev­ant, and because I keep on see­ing his pic­ture every time this thread loads–must have been on my mind. I am no Zizek boost­er, but that ana­lys­is quoted above does seem to fit…though the digs at “intellectuals”–like that is the worst thing to be in the world–is appreciated.
    …eh, there’s still a place in this world for a track as great as Burn Hollywood Burn so maybe I’m just a hypocrite….

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Oh deary–those ram­bling thoughts did­n’t end up so brief after all. Could have stood to do some editing.

  • Yuval says:

    Victor, I just read your art­icle on Zizek and The Live of Others. I agree with you that the homoe­sexu­al­ity com­ment is routed in lazy think­ing. But I don’t think the homo­sexu­al­ity ana­lys­is is really that import­ant in his ana­lys­is and you’ve totally mis­un­der­stood him con­cern­ing “Goodbye Hitler”, blam­ing him of giv­ing com­mun­ism a pass, just because he poin­ted out that Lennin is held in much higher-regard his­tor­ic­ally than Hitler. Without get­ting into Zizek’s reas­on­ing, I believe it is quite obvi­ously the case. “Goodbye Hitler”, if made, will prob­ably have a much dif­fer­ent tone (made in Germany accord­ing to German law or in oth­er european countries).

  • Zach says:

    Big Hollywood is a pro­pa­ganda out­let, meant to stir shit and play the per­se­cu­tion card.
    Hollywood, for the most part, on the basis of the vast major­ity of its films, has roughly the same view of its cus­tom­ers as P.T. Barnum had of his. This makes it in no way dif­fer­ent from the vast major­ity of the US Corporate sector.
    Hollywood’s product is nom­in­ally apolit­ic­al. Any argu­ment over wheth­er it’s deep­er ideo­lo­gic­al cur­rents are “con­ser­vat­ive” or “lib­er­al” would have to have as a pre­amble a long dis­cus­sion over the mean­ing of the terms, which is prob­ably out of the scope of this com­ments thread, ambi­tious as it is. The best we can say is that is it essen­tially cent­rist – opin­ions to the right and left do appear (300 and Avatar make a good com­par­is­on) but nev­er rad­ic­ally, and they are scru­pu­lous in mak­ing the polit­ics sec­ond­ary and sub­ser­vi­ent to the require­ments of the story. Which is, I should point out, an aes­thet­ic­ally con­ser­vat­ive idea, if not a polit­ic­al one.
    Victor Morton’s ana­lys­is of Americans’ vot­ing habits is absurd in its over­sim­pli­fic­a­tion. The reas­on nearly half of the American pop­u­la­tion does­n’t vote is simple and well-studied: wide­spread and deep dis­sat­is­fac­tion with both polit­ic­al parties and the over­all power struc­ture of the coun­try. The idea that the non-voting por­tion of the pop­u­la­tion can be coun­ted as vir­tu­al sup­port­ers for either can­did­ate, roughly split down the middle, is non­sense. What polls do con­sist­ently show is that most of the issues people care about are con­sist­ently absent from the polit­ic­al agenda.

  • The Jake Leg Kid says:

    Victor,
    Considering the vast amounts of time and lucre spent on cam­paign­ing nowadays, I don’t see how not vot­ing can be inter­preted as any­thing but a rejec­tion of the can­did­ates by a good num­ber of non­voters. A major prob­lem I have with your ana­lys­is is that it allows abso­lutely no room for such rejec­tion. Indeed, it unequi­voc­aly denies its exit­ence. Nonvoters are mar­gin­al­ized enough in this coun­try as it is without it being sug­ges­ted that they should­n’t count or that their fail­ure to vote is some­how a tacit endorse­ment of the con­tem­por­ary polit­ic­al sys­tem, or of the liberal-conservative piss­ing match.
    Why is it that you’re able to regard Hollywood as the enemy but refuse to acknow­ledge that a wide swath of the pub­lic sees American polit­ics in the same light? Just curious.

  • Victor: Part of the prob­lem with your ana­lys­is is that it’s com­pletely abstract, neg­lect­ing cer­tain basic facts about the enter­tain­ment industry, and the Republican party (I’m using your frame of treat­ing “Republican” and “con­ser­vat­ive” as syn­onym­ous, although we know that’s not quite true).
    One huge factor in the Democratic lean­ings of Hollywood is the nature of Republican politick­ing, which has been built, at least since the early 60s, on present­ing a minor­ity group as a threat to “nor­mal Americans”. In the 60s, it was African-Americans; today it’s gays (and, in some quar­ters, Mexicans). Hollywood, of course, would shut down without gay people (and in the 50s and 60s, was one of the few places where black people could work and social­ize along­side whites). So even a Republican in Hollywood, like Schwartzenegger or Hopper, is going to feel at least some­what ali­en­ated from the nation­al Republican party, know­ing as they do that “the gay life­style” has little to do with actu­al gay people’s lives. So it becomes a lot easi­er to drift towards the Democratic party when so many of your col­leagues are genu­inely (and rightly) afraid of the con­sequences of the oth­er party winning.
    On a broad­er scale: Most Hollywood people are artists (yes, even schlock­meisters like Bay). And artists tend to be people who feel ali­en­ated by rur­al life, small-town con­form­ity, insti­tu­tion­al­ized reli­gion, and all the oth­er things the con­ser­vat­ive move­ment exists to cel­eb­rate. This has got­ten even more polar­ized as the GOP has cut loose its north­east­ern wing, and become ever-more the rur­al party, in oppos­i­tion to the Democrats urb­an party (with both fight­ing over who gets the suburbs).
    This is why con­ser­vat­ives like the Big Hollywood crew are reduced to carp­ing about movies rather than mak­ing them. The mod­ern con­ser­vat­ive move­ment is essen­tially an insti­tu­tion of Babbitry, and such a move­ment is simply not going to have much appeal to most cre­at­ive indi­vidu­als. Note I don’t say intel­li­gent individuals—that’s anoth­er dis­cus­sion. But most people with ambi­tions to become pro­fes­sion­al writers, paint­ers, act­ors, dir­ect­ors, sculptors, or any oth­er sort of artist are nat­ur­ally going to go the a big city, pal around with gay people and immig­rants, and be mis­trust­ful of big insti­tu­tions that demand abso­lute loy­alty, like the church or the army. Which means they’re simply not going to be Republicans. And yes, are going to view those who feel oth­er­wise as “the enemy”.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Just a couple of post-scripts to this discussion:
    I had a prob­lem with The Lives of Others, and it was­n’t any­thing to do with what either Morton or Zizek are say­ing, but simply that I had a REALLY hard time believ­ing that a career Stasi agent would become sym­path­et­ic to the sub­vers­ive objects of his sur­veil­lance because of five minutes of mont­age of read­ing poetry and listen­ing to clas­sic­al music. I’d call that some pretty mushy-headed sen­ti­ment­al­ism that, if any­thing, ser­i­ously down­plays the harsh­ness of the East German régime.
    Also, I think the Big Hollywood types do have a point (yick) about how Hollywood could make a lot of money by serving audi­ence seg­ments that they typ­ic­ally ignore. After The Passion of the Christ (a film I don’t care for) made $600 mil­lion on a fairly small budget with no star act­ors, I would have thought that the stu­di­os would have tried to emu­late its suc­cess with remakes of Biblical epic-era hits like Samson & Delilah, Ben-Hur, etc. But instead all the stu­di­os did was half-heartedly make The Nativity Story with a lousy dir­ect­or and leave the rest of that mar­ket to niche distributors.

  • Wow … lots of people respond­ing to li’l ol’ me. This’ll take time and space, and I fear over­stay­ing my wel­come and abus­ing Typepad’s bandwidth.
    Jeff McMahon:
    Points of agree­ment: (1) Spielberg’s work is clearly far less ideo­lo­gic­al than his per­son is, and indeed even the “mor­al of the films” you cite are all some­what double-edged; (2) arguing that the Weinsteins release hor­ror films at Christmas to eff with Christians is retarded; (3) I don’t believe either that, as I once put it (http://vjmorton.wordpress.com/2003/08/20/liberalism-as-product-placement/) “Hollywood is a sin­gu­lar noun that wakes up in the morn­ing and asks itself over its first latte ‘what can we put into movies to help the left’?” (But that does­n’t mean I don’t think it ideo­lo­gizes com­mer­cial product – in that essay I cite a subtler pro­cess that I ana­lo­gize to product place­ment); (4) storytelling did start to decline in the 80s, partly in response to and partly as a res­ult of the post-literate society.
    Where I dis­agree with you is that I’m not really sure I want Hollywood to deal with con­tem­por­ary affairs (OK … I’m sure I don’t; not the Hollywood that now exists) because I don’t believe it’s cap­able of doing so in an intel­li­gent, mass-audience man­ner. Partly because of politically-correct para­lys­is, and because of the cul­ture wars and mutu­al cul­tur­al estrange­ment from half the audi­ence that Fuzzy Bastard described below. But also partly because Golden Era Hollywood was rarely rel­ev­ant in a way that we would recog­nize and “con­tro­versy” was ana­thema. As Andrew Sarris once put it “the ‘Thou Swell’ romances were just as much a reac­tion to the Depression as ‘I Am A Fugitive from a Chain Gang’,” but who would ever think to call the former rel­ev­ant. When polit­ics or reli­gion were broached, it was in a gen­er­ic way (what party did Everett Noble, the may­or in Sturges’ HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO, belong to?) or in a man­ner designed not to give offense (SONG OF BERNADETTE could­n’t be made today [be thank­ful for small favors of his­tor­ic­al “pro­gress”]). Indeed, Marxist crit­ics long denounced Hollywood on exactly those grounds as a hege­mon­ic narcotic.
    Evelyn Roak:
    After read­ing that Spielberg has “a reli­ance on nar­rat­ive that could be con­strued or read as being on the con­ser­vat­ive side of the spec­trum,” I just have to con­clude that you are clearly not using the word “con­ser­vat­ive” in a way that has any rela­tion­ship to the actu­al polit­ics of the US, ca. 2010 (or 1980 or 1900 or 1800). If we’re going to argue (cor­rectly, as far as it goes) that “a lot more people see [Spielberg’s] films than research his polit­ic­al dona­tions,” then we can­’t drop the “ad pop­u­lum impact” stand­ard when it comes to actu­ally con­sid­er­ing Spielberg’s films. In meas­ur­ing the social or polit­ic­al impact of a pop­u­lar text, one either approaches it in the same terms the mass audi­ence does (which I’m pretty sure in a 50% lib­er­al coun­try that gives 99% of its money to English-language nar­rat­ive films does­n’t include that “reli­ance on nar­rat­ive is con­ser­vat­ive”) or one talks pat­ron­iz­ing rot.
    And no, one can­’t just wave off Spielberg’s per­son­al polit­ic­al activ­it­ies because, while I agree they don’t determ­ine his films’ con­tent, they still speak to the truth of this sort of film-theorizing as his­tor­ic­al hypo­thes­is test­ing. If reli­ance on nar­rat­ive is on the con­ser­vat­ive side of the spec­trum, then should­n’t a mas­ter of it and reli­er on it actu­ally **be** a con­ser­vat­ive and should­n’t it there­fore be mani­fes­ted in con­crete ways out­side his films? Yet that is exactly what we do not see. Here are three statements:
    A. Person X’s polit­ic­al activ­it­ies are entirely on behalf of the lib­er­al party
    B. Person X is a mas­ter of nar­rat­ive and his works rely on it
    C. Reliance on nar­rat­ive is conservative
    At least one of those state­ments is false. Persons not try­ing to engage in a slightly high­er level of thought real­ize right away, of course, that A and B are demon­strable facts, there­fore C is prob­ably false. It takes a more than slightly high­er level of thought simply to cross out A and sub­sti­tute “D. ‘Person X is there­fore “one of the most con­ser­vat­ive filmmaker[s] of the last 30 years’.”
    (*This* and not inab­il­ity to under­stand it, BTW, is why much Continental philo­sophy and basic­ally all psy­cho­ana­lys­is is fact-free free-associative rub­bish, at least with respect to the social. Either they are offer­ing hypo­theses that can be tested in the real world, and then proven or dis­proven by actu­al events, or they’re just engaged in intel­lec­tu­al wank­ery. In this example, claim­ing C is mere reli­gious dogma.)
    Yuval:
    I looked again at Zizek’s “In These Times” piece. And while I agree the homo­sexu­al­ity claim isn’t that cent­ral (dumb mod­ern sex the­ory is a pet peeve of mine though), I don’t think I missed his point. Obviously Lenin is held in high­er regard than Hitler and thus Ostalgie is think­able and GOODBYE HITLER is not. But Zizek offers an explan­a­tion for why that is (that we are still dimly aware that Communism had good ideals), which is what I objec­ted to – empir­ic­ally and morally.
    Zach:
    If you really think “The reas­on nearly half of the American pop­u­la­tion does­n’t vote is simple and well-studied: wide­spread and deep dis­sat­is­fac­tion with both polit­ic­al parties and the over­all power struc­ture of the coun­try,” then I have to con­clude that you’re talk­ing off the top of your head and/or pro­ject­ing your own opin­ions onto oth­ers. “Why people vote or not” is indeed one of the most-studied ques­tions, yes, but it’s also one of the most con­ten­tious and least-agreed-upon fields in aca­dem­ic polit­ic­al sci­ence. The reas­on you give is one com­monly stated reas­on, of course (though wheth­er such self-reports are reli­able on a mat­ter of civic duty is ques­tion­able). But also com­mon reas­ons for not vot­ing are dis­in­terest, apathy, incon­veni­ence of all kinds, non-registration, ineligib­il­ity, belief in inef­fec­tu­al­ity, etc. Also, dis­gust with status-quo parties is as often cited as a reas­on FOR polit­ic­al act­iv­ism – the Democratic Netroots and the Tea Party move­ments being two recent examples.
    “The idea that the non-voting por­tion of the pop­u­la­tion can be coun­ted as vir­tu­al sup­port­ers for either can­did­ate, roughly split down the middle, is nonsense.”
    Why? When you ask people detailed ques­tions about ideo­logy and issues, voters and non-voters don’t dif­fer by that much.
    “What polls do con­sist­ently show is that most of the issues people care about are con­sist­ently absent from the polit­ic­al agenda.”
    What are you talk­ing about? Can you cite a single poll of “what issues people care about” that con­tains little or noth­ing that politi­cians talk about? Pre-empt: wheth­er the issues are addressed effec­tu­ally or dis­cussed to your sat­is­fac­tion is neither here nor there, giv­en your claim of “con­sist­ently absent from the polit­ic­al agenda.” Politicians have many flaws, but “not put­ting what the people care about on the polit­ic­al agenda” is not one of them. If it were, they could­n’t be widely viewed (cor­rectly) as panderers.
    Jake Leg Kid:
    Part of what I said to Zach applies. There are many reas­ons – good, bad or trivi­al – why people don’t vote. I don’t see why the fact you cite – a lot of money and time is spent cam­paign­ing – even speaks to the why. That pre­sup­poses that turnout is a nat­ur­al resource that responds in some uni­form way to inputs. All the cam­paign­ing and ad buys in the world can affect only some of the myri­ad reas­ons people give for not vot­ing. Those that it can­not affect include (to name a few) “I’m not registered,” “I don’t care about polit­ics,” “polit­ics does­n’t affect me that much,” “my vote won’t affect the out­come,” “I could­n’t get off work,” “I missed the absent­ee deadline.”
    The rest of your note either attrib­utes to me things I did­n’t say (I really “allow[ed] abso­lutely no room for such rejec­tion”??) or relies on such attributions.
    Fuzzy Bastard:
    Setting norm­at­ive judge­ments aside, I pretty much agree with what you say though I think the whole “Babbitry” nar­rat­ive is a bit of bohemi­an self-congratulation (http://www.commentarymagazine.com/viewarticle.cfm/the-anti-american-fallacy-15402?page=all) – which does­n’t make it less real in bohemia of course. However, it’s an explan­a­tion for WHY Hollywood is, loosely speak­ing, a left-wing insti­tu­tion and/or a norm­at­ive argu­ment for why it SHOULD be – sub­jects on which I don’t believe I said any­thing here. And the first of which sub­jects pre­sup­poses that it DOES lean left and DOES view Republicans as the enemy.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Mr. Morton, just to respond to the points you made to me spe­cific­ally, I’d simply say that I think art should be rel­ev­ant to the con­cerns of its audi­ence and engage the issues of its time and place. Saying that Hollywood should­n’t deal with con­tem­por­ary affairs is like say­ing that we should only read books by Nora Roberts or Clive Cussler. Granted, I don’t want more stu­pid movies about cur­rent affairs, like any­thing dir­ec­ted by Paul Haggis or the last couple of Michael Moore movies or that recent David Zucker ‘American Carol’ thing. Maybe I’m just being an idealist.

  • Evelyn Roak says:

    Victor – I prob­ably did­n’t phrase the con­ser­vat­ive argu­ment prop­erly, but I seem to have run out of steam. I think your a‑b-c-(d) is a far cry from what I was say­ing, but oh well. I’m, obvi­ously, not ready to dis­miss con­tin­ent­al philo­sophy in realms of the social. That feels like a broad brush to be paint­ing with, and an argu­ment that has been had over and over for the last 50 yars. Agamben and Deleuze alone allow me to main­tain faith that it can be rel­ev­ant. We prob­ably need more Stanley Cavell’s any­ways but that man is one of a kind and one of the finest thinkers the last 100 years has seen. Perhaps it is best to let this wimper out…

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Here we go:
    http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2010/06/16/leftist-media-enforcers-sex-and-the-city-2-racist-creates-terrorists/
    You know, I struggle with a lot of… emo­tion­al issues. But one thing my parents- dirty lib­er­als, both of them- have always tried to drill into me is that bul­lies, or per­cieved enemies, while going after them may be fun and sat­is­fy­ing, it’s also incred­ibly drain­ing on your time and spirit.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Um, thanks, I think, Dan.
    Since Nolte is likely to pub­lish it any­way, here’s the text of the per­son­al e‑mail I just sent him:
    “Is that all you’ve got?
    Pathetic.
    Yours in Christ,
    GK”

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I don’t know why, but that “Yours in Christ” line made me LOL, as they say.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Nolte is clearly a lying idi­ot, and severely lack­ing in self-awareness and irony. Congratulations on attain­ing the epi­thet ‘well-known left­ist’, which I’m sure he sees as pre­lude to lin­ing you up against a wall.