…O and the blood mother the blood crimson sometimes like fire and all the queer things that are disgusting that I will not talk about disgusting things because they disgust me and you put me in the cellar because you think I’m fruity as if I could do anything but sit and stare always bad and would I yes they are probably watching me now yes so I’m not gonna even swat that fly yes let them see what kind of person I am yes they’ll see and yes they’ll know yes and they’ll say yes she wouldn’t even yes wouldn’t even yes she wouldn’t even harm a fly Yes.
Well, a boy’s best friend IS his mutter.
Thanks for the mash-up, Glenn. Genuinely, loopily funny.
If I may add Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the world’s largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, here in the beautiful City of Emphysema:
…Let’s take a taste of this fabulous Yucatan Blue, scored to you from the sky-blue waters of that beautiful Mexican bay, hand-picked by naked little froggy native boys in their tight leather aprons, running through the fields by the sea and the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the fig trees in the Alameda gardens yes yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rose gardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a boy where I was a flower of the mountains yes where I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used yes and how she kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and she asked me would I to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew her down to me so I could feel her breasts all perfumed yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes … yes … yes … yes … [fading] Yes-s-s-s‑s …
Daddy? Where can I get a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?