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  • otherbill says:

    Do you know what this is?”
    “A dada-ist nun?”

  • bill says:

    I just ordered the Criterion disc last week. Still has­n’t arrived. Getting impatient.

  • LexG says:

    I have a GREAT STORY: A little earli­er I was at work and decided to take some­thing of a lunch break. I went to the nearby Subway as I so often do, and ahead of me in line was some prime piece of bait. Little shorts, flip flops. YEP YEP. Fresh out of the oven, 17, 18, some­where in there.
    The one dude makes her sand­wich, then my tur­key on wheat (Lexman has dropped 20 pounds since I quit drink­ing)… So then like a second dude shows up to run the register, and has­n’t been pay­ing atten­tion, so he there’s her sand­wich, and my sand­wich, and my man goes “ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER?”
    BOOYAH, L TO THE G look­ing like I could pass for hav­ing a jail­bait girl­friend, and without miss­ing a beat and sum­mon­ing all the dry wit of Timothy Dalton, I shoot back “I WISH.” GOOD LINE.
    The chick kind of did an uncom­fort­able “Ew” type “Noooo,” and the cash­ier dude seemed to think I was a giant TOOL. But it RULED.
    i am awesome

  • haice says:

    Thank good­ness Glenn. It could have been a bathtub screen­shot of Rita Moreno in THE NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY.

  • lazarus says:

    Your story was­n’t any fun­ni­er when you pos­ted it early on David Poland’s blog, Lex.
    Get a life and take your trash someone else. No one here cares.

  • LexG says:

    No one here cares.”
    Yeah, I’m get­ting that vibe. I try to DELIGHT THE MASSES here, and it’s a bunch of humor­less, dry-as-toast sex­less mother­fuck­ers who prob­ably would jump off a build­ing like FIRST POWER if some chick put her squack in their face.
    They should call this site Some Came Gaying.
    Now I will post twice as much.
    BOOYAH

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    I kind of like LexG. As trolls go, he’s civil and at least occa­sion­ally amus­ing. I prefer him to that hor­ri­fy­ing sociopath ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER over at AV Club…

  • DUH says:

    @ Kiss Me: cf the dis­cus­sion earli­er this week here in the Ellen Page thread – http://tiny.cc/5niw9

  • LexG says:

    Kiss Me, DUH:
    For the record, not a troll. I have been a main­stay on the net, and spe­cific­ally on film blogs, for YEARS. I have writ­ten for Poland at Movie City News, have sub­mit­ted pieces that Jeff has run on Hollywood Elsewhere. Have met and hung out with a LOT of the reg­u­lars from these blogs. Long-time bud­dies and/or web acquaint­ances with McWeeny, Luke Thompson, and too many oth­ers to count. I have a Film degree and do some act­ing and stan­dup com­edy; I con­sider myself an Internet Performance Artist. I’m cer­tainly not a troll, and I’m no less qual­i­fied to speak on the sub­ject of film, or even FILM HISTORY, than many oth­ers who are afforded much more respect both here and elsewhere.
    In oth­er words, YOU WILL BOW.

  • LexG says:

    Also: YOU WILL bask in my great imit­a­tions of Glenn, Poland, and Jeff McMahon, in this work of genius:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMR2G3PZ73A

  • lazarus says:

    Easy on the des­per­ate pleas for respect, Lonesome Rhodes.

  • LexG says:

    Laz, that’s cool and all, and you don’t have to answer this, but:
    What’s the deal with you, any­way? Back in the day, you used to post on Poland encour­aging me to COMMIT SUICIDE (class act, btw)… Seem to have mel­lowed over time, some­times we chat civilly about movie theat­ers or mak­ing fun of DZ or even, God for­bid, movies. So I thought any beef was well in the past, actu­ally like your posts on HE, got no ill will on my end, all in good fun.
    So, why so hos­tile to me of late over here, of all places? Aren’t we all one big happy fam­ily of douchebag movie blog posters? No need for the hos­til­ity, black.

  • lazarus says:

    Maybe you should have taken my advice. Maybe you could have been the Heath Ledger of the movie blo­go­sphere, instead of its Vin Diesel.
    If you switch your gears between “real” and “ALLCAPS” too quickly, you’re gonna strip your trans­mis­sion. How do people know wheth­er or not to take you ser­i­ously from one post to the next? You can­’t get all Find Me Guilty on us so abruptly and then get mad when you don’t get the awards buzz.

  • John M says:

    For the record, not a troll.”
    For the record, that’s how you’re func­tion­ing so far over here.

  • Oliver C says:

    I con­sider myself an Internet Performance Artist.”
    Suddenly I’m recall­ing a line in the Scorsese bio­graphy ‘Scorsese on Scorsese’, about how the only people more loath­some than per­form­ance artists are street mimes.

  • bill says:

    I agree with all the points made so far about how NAKED is a really ter­rif­ic movie.

  • otherbill says:

    Reading (or skim­ming) Lex brought to mind one of my oth­er favor­ite moments from the film:
    “What’s it like bein’ you? Bit hec­tic, I imagine.”

  • Graig says:

    Is “Naked” Mike Leigh’s best film? I don’t know if it’s his most per­fect, per se, but it’s def­in­itely the one that jumps out for me in the can­on. Might have some­thing to do with it being my intro­duc­tion to him.

  • joel_gordon says:

    In the con­text of his oth­er movies, I can­’t even con­sider NAKED to be a Mike Leigh film. It’s like Balzac wrote Journey to the End of the Night, or some­thing. Maybe a double fea­ture with HAPPY GO LUCKY will reveal a two-sides-of-the-same-coin har­mony with his oth­er work, but I’m still freaked out by the fact that this awe­some bile bubbled up from the same guy who made such gently satir­ic mas­ter­pieces both before and after­wards. And, yes: NAKED is a really ter­rif­ic movie.

  • bill says:

    I’m nowhere near as well-versed on Leigh as I’d like, but of the films I’ve seen, my two favor­ites are what I guess would be regarded as his least typ­ic­al: NAKED and TOPSY TURVY.

  • Tom Russell says:

    I love TOPSY TURVY as well, Bill– eas­ily my favour­ite of Leigh’s films. I’d really like to see him apply his par­tic­u­lar method/magic with act­ors to anoth­er peri­od piece. I mean, I guess VERA DRAKE is a peri­od piece (and a good one, at that) but it lacked the exquis­ite ali­en­ness of Gilbert & Sullivan’s time to our own.

  • YND says:

    Good call, joel_gordon – I walked out of HAPPY GO LUCKY and imme­di­ately thought that NAKED had finally received its complement.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Lex is clearly a troll. I’m sort of sur­prised (but not really) that he would claim otherwise.
    Also, when you fre­quently and reg­u­larly declare your inten­tion to com­mit sui­cide to a pub­lic audi­ence of strangers, it should­n’t be a shock when one of those strangers throws it right back at you. As the phrase goes, you asked for it.
    Also, Naked is a really ter­rif­ic movie. A bit flawed in its rhet­or­ic­al struc­ture, but ter­rif­ic per­form­ances. My favor­ite Leigh film, though, is Vera Drake. Topsy Turvy, on the oth­er hand, I could­n’t com­pre­hend the praise for.

  • bp says:

    lex, i made sand­wiches earli­er in life. the sand­wich maker could have just meant ‘is your order togeth­er?’ which means you could have been mis­taken for cous­ins or uncle and niece or friends or addict and spon­sor or whatever. i don’t think you should accept it as a tacit under­stand­ing that he assumed you were engaged romantically.
    naked: best last shot ever

  • Russ H says:

    I love that shot, bp. Pialat executes a sim­il­ar move–from the back of a mov­ing car–in the second-to-last shot of La Gueule ouverte.
    It’s power­ful to see only what a char­ac­ter is leav­ing behind, the cam­era bar­ring access to what’s ahead, the “what’s next,” etc. Especially power­ful in con­clud­ing a story, when what they’re mov­ing away from is, essen­tially, a rela­tion­ship with us, a set of exper­i­ences we’ve been a part of. They move for­ward into a space we can­’t see, while we’re focused on the back­ground, the place of the story, receding…

  • LondonLee says:

    Joel, Leigh is “gently satir­ic”? The man’s work has been full of bile and mis­an­thropy going right back to ABIGAIL’S PARTY and NUTS IN MAY.

  • joel_gordon says:

    LondonLee: That’s true. “Gently” was the wrong word, I guess. But the satire always seems more social than philo­soph­ic­al. NUTS is mis­an­throp­ic because people, espe­cially pre­ten­tious twits, do things that Leigh des­pises. NAKED is nihil­ist­ic because Thewlis’s char­ac­ter, for most of the film, seems to des­pise life itself–and that psychot­ic yup­pie dude only makes the view­er agree with him. Among the post-Life is Sweet films, at least, this one seems kind of unusual.

  • markj says:

    Great mys­ter­ies of the universe:
    1) Why Glenn allows LexG to post.
    2) Why Jeff Wells allows LexG and DeeZee to post.
    Strange days.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Mark J: As I’ve said before, I just can­’t bring myself to actu­ally ban any­one who isn’t propagat­ing actu­al spam. And by “actu­al spam” I mean, well, you know what I mean. Whatever Lex G.‘s motives are, he’s a real per­son spout­ing real…thoughts? Or whatever they are. Like Kent J., I’m a little con­fused as to what he’s on about in these par­tic­u­lar parts—I sup­pose he might tell you this site ought to be flattered to have him—but, well, it is what it is. But as you bring up Dee Zee; well, him I believe I would not allow. But I have every con­fid­ence he would nev­er show up here any­way. And no, I don’t know why Wells tol­er­ates him.

  • Zach says:

    The idea of Leigh being some kind of bile-spewing mis­an­thrope has always been greatly exag­ger­ated, if not utterly wrong­headed. If he starts out as a sat­ir­ist (as he did in some of his earli­er films) he almost always ends up as some­thing else entirely; the pathos that’s found in the cli­max of, say, Bleak Moments goes far bey­ond any kind of con­des­cen­sion or send-up. Basically, he almost always illus­trates an invest­ment in the emo­tion­al lives of his char­ac­ters that’s entirely out of keep­ing with the harsh or determ­in­ist­ic atti­tude often imputed to his films. Even in Naked, there’s a fair amount of sym­pathy for Johnny, as well as for sev­er­al of the oth­er char­ac­ters, but it’s played subtly and com­plexly, which is just as it should be in great storytelling. He’s shown more of his sweet side lately, but the empath­y’s been there all along, even if it was ini­tially more over­shad­owed by the tex­ture that was crudely labeled as “miser­ab­list.”

  • …it’s def­in­itely the one that jumps out for me in the can­on. Might have some­thing to do with it being my intro­duc­tion to him.”
    It was my intro­duc­tion to Leigh as well, and it stands out for me in his can­on because I’ve nev­er seen any­thing else by him since then; I HATED the film with such a pas­sion that I’ve nev­er wanted to see any­thing else he was respons­ible for. Apart from a hos­pit­al inter­lude last year when I inad­vert­ently caught a few loath­some minutes of “Happy Go Lucky” on the hos­pit­al­’s movie ser­vice before chan­ging the chan­nel, I nev­er have done, either.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Happy-Go-Lucky was one of my three or four favor­ite films from that year, thanks for the shoutout opportunity.

  • bill says:

    Good Lord. Leigh is not a bile-spewing mis­an­thrope. That’s so reduct­ive, and so sep­ar­ate from my reac­tion to the (only four) Leigh films I’ve seen, that I don’t really know what to say. Other than “No he’s not.”
    Seeing SECRETS & LIES might be edu­ca­tion­al for some of you, though.

  • joel_gordon says:

    Bill,
    My hasty remark above should­n’t have implied that Leigh is always a “bile-spewing mis­an­thrope.” But, in the con­text of his much subtler and sym­path­et­ic post-LIFE IS SWEET films, NAKED is a Celine-like blast of hatred. Otherwise, the bile only comes through in the social satire, as in NUTS IN MAY. I’ve only seen maybe eight of his films, so I’m just giv­ing my impres­sion. But I agree that no one who loves Gilbert and Sullivan, or who cre­ated Timothy Spall’s char­ac­ter in SECRETS, could be much of a crank.

  • Russ H says:

    …NAKED is a Celine-like blast of hatred.”
    Toward whom? And why? Because “he’s mean?”
    I think it’s a rather lov­ing portrait.

  • joel_gordon says:

    I meant a hatred toward every­one. It fits into that lit­er­ary niche of the Underground Man, Celine’s nar­rat­ors, Hamsun’s name­less HUNGER nar­rat­or, and all these oth­ers who seem to treat life itself as a mis­take. Leigh, being Leigh, cer­tainly sym­path­izes with his char­ac­ters, but NAKED con­firms its nihil­ist­ic her­o’s philo­sophy: the yup­pie rap­ist moves with ease, the voice of reli­gious con­vic­tion is an anti-intellectual loser, and the world finds new ways to dis­il­lu­sion the seem­ingly without-illusion char­ac­ter that Thewlis plays. This seems weird for Leigh. For example, I can­’t ima­gine any view­er tak­ing the driv­ing instruct­or’s world-view ser­i­ously in HAPPY GO-LUCKY. After this thread, though, I’ll def­in­itely go back and watch NAKED. If it really is “a rather lov­ing por­trait,” I’ll prob­ably love it even more. I look for­ward to re-evaluating it.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    I think the point of Naked is to show how and why Thewlis’s char­ac­ter is the way he is, without neces­sar­ily agree­ing with him in all respects. In some respects, sure, but the mere act of film­mak­ing is itself a refut­a­tion of nihilism.