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Broderick Crawford as J. Edgar Hoover wants YOU...

By August 9, 2010No Comments

Brod-as-Hoover

…to read my mus­ings on the joys of dis­rep­ut­able cinema and why a down­town art­house is actu­ally not an inap­pro­pri­ate ven­ue for such fare, in a piece on “William Lustig Presents,” an excit­ing series at Anthology Film Archives this week, over at The Daily Notebook. And you would­n’t want to dis­ap­point Broderick Crawford as J. Edgar Hoover, would you?

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  • bill says:

    You’ve prob­ably heard Martin Scorsese call a film entitled Dark of the Sun, a bru­tal Congo-set action­er dir­ec­ted by legendary cine­ma­to­graph­er Jack Cardiff…”
    Oh, man. So, how often to these antho­lo­gies lead to DVD releases? I remem­ber Dennis Cozzalio writ­ing up THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN fol­low­ing a New Beverly (I think) fest­iv­al, and since then I’ve gone from optim­ism, to impa­tience, to resig­na­tion. I hope the same does­n’t hap­pen with the Cardiff film.

  • LexG says:

    LUSTIG POWER YEP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
    MANIAC POWER. SPINELL POWER. VIGILANTE POWER.
    Also JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT YEP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
    On that play­bill and MOST recom­men­ded: 99 AND 44/100% DEAD.
    “… Dennis Cozzalio…” SPICOLI VOICE: I KNOW THAT DUDE!!!!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Lex G: Hear, hear. As David Huddleston says in “Blazing Saddles,” “Now who can argue with that?”
    They did­n’t screen “99 and 44/100ths % Dead” for the press, and it’s been way too long since I’ve seen it so I did­n’t bring it up. Yes, it’s a must…Frankenheimer at his seamiest/sleaziest, a dry run of sorts for his unmiss­able “52 Pickup.” Yep yep indeed.

  • bill says:

    What did I just see Spinell in? It was just the oth­er day, but I’m blank­ing. Anyway, his appear­ance on screen car­ries with all sorts of new stuff since watch­ing MANIAC, and the doc­u­ment­ary on him that accom­pan­ies that DVD. Quite a fel­low, was Joe Spinell.

  • bill says:

    Oh, it was CRUISING, and I did­n’t even see the whole thing. Well, mys­tery solved.

  • Chris O. says:

    Speaking of seamy Frankenheimer, LexG, I offer I WALK THE LINE’s Tuesday Weld as an act­ress from a decades-old film that should “do it for you.” I did­n’t real­ize it finally came out on DVD four years ago. Underrated fun.

  • cmholbrook says:

    Broderick Crawford in a dress as J Edgar would really be some­thing spe­cial. The out­takes perhaps?

  • Broderick Crawford in a dress as J Edgar would really be some­thing special.
    vjm rolls eyes … a charge for which there is no reli­able evid­ence, and no evid­ence at all except for a claim by a con­victed per­jurer that involves people who have pub­licly stated HIMSELF that Hoover was­n’t that type.
    I know it’s nice to impute bad shit to people one does­n’t like. But facts is facts, and this charge is simply a smear that no per­son who cares about the truth should repeat.

  • Oliver C says:

    Never thought I’d see the words ‘cares about the truth’ and ‘Hoover’ (“There is no Mafia”) in the same sentence.

  • Never thought I’d see the words ‘cares about the truth’ and ‘Hoover’ (‘There is no Mafia’) in the same sentence.”
    Which has exactly “what” to do with any point in that sentence?
    But thank you for prov­ing my point that the word “Hoover” is a mere Pavlovian bell that starts cer­tain people drool­ing as they’ve been well-conditioned, regard­less of what else may be in the picture.

  • Oliver C says:

    Pavlovian Bell? I believe the phrase du jour is “dog whistle”.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Hey, I heard Hitler liked to dress up as Minnie Mouse and have Goebbels dress up like Goofy.
    What, that’s not true either? What a fool I’ve been for imput­ing false­hoods to people I don’t like. I offer sin­cere apo­lo­gies to the Hitler and Goebbels families.

  • Stephen Bowie says:

    Agreed, Glenn, as to the excel­lence of Lustig’s pro­gram both this year and last. And if there is one reviv­al house in the city that can still approx­im­ate the con­di­tions of a grind­house theat­er, it’s Anthology – even with the new, non-backbreaking chairs.
    Therein lies the prob­lem, though – past exper­i­ence reminds me that Anthology’s HVAC issues make the theat­er rather, shall we say, swampy dur­ing the sum­mer. So much so that enjoy­ment of the films can be impaired; I (sort of) recall a screen­ing of DUELLE five or six years ago dur­ing which I may or may not have passed out for a while. (Remind me, what hap­pens after the aquar­i­um scene, exactly?)
    If con­di­tions have improved since, some­body fill me in, please!

  • Pavlovian Bell? I believe the phrase du jour is “dog whistle”.”
    Which would be mis­ap­plied since a dog whistle, both the real thing and the (ridicu­lous) polit­ic­al meta­phor, is some­thing heard by some and not oth­ers, which is not at all the same thing as a stim­u­lus that reli­ably pro­duces an auto­mat­ic reac­tion unre­lated to the spe­cif­ic point at hand.
    But both meta­phors involve dogs, so con­grat­u­la­tions on being more accur­ate than your ritu­al false­hood about Hoover.
    And I call “Godwin,” both the law and the corollary.

  • Mr. Peel says:

    THE PRIVATE FILES OF J. EDGAR HOOVER is the sort of film that sounds more inter­est­ing than it actu­ally is. So is 99 & 44/100% DEAD, for that mat­ter, and I say that as a huge Frankenheimer defend­er. Having said this, I’d gladly go to each one of these films if I lived in New York.
    Actually, 99 & 44/100 played a mid­night show at the New Beverly back in June and it got a decent sized crowd which was pretty cool. You could almost hear every single per­son scratch­ing their heads when the cred­its rolled but I was still glad that I’d got­ten to see it.

  • Oliver C says:

    Man bites dog’ is news; ‘Rightist denies exist­ence of dog whistles’, sadly not.

  • bill says:

    @ Jeff -
    “Hey, I heard Hitler liked to dress up as Minnie Mouse and have Goebbels dress up like Goofy.
    What, that’s not true either? What a fool I’ve been for imput­ing false­hoods to people I don’t like. I offer sin­cere apo­lo­gies to the Hitler and Goebbels families.”
    Jesus, is that really the thing you’ve chosen to say? You’re stick­ing with that?
    @ Oliver -
    “ ‘Rightist denies exist­ence of dog whistles’, sadly not.”
    Victor did noth­ing of the sort. He simply poin­ted out the dif­fer­ence between “dog whistle” and “Pavlovian bell”.
    Victor’s right, incid­ent­ally, about Hoover, and every­body who has respon­ded to him has proven his Pavlov the­ory correct.

  • ” ‘Man bites dog’ is news; ‘Rightist denies exist­ence of dog whistles’, sadly not.”
    I deny the worth of all ana­lyses of polit­ic­al rhet­or­ic that grant epi­stem­o­lo­gic­al priv­ilege to hos­tile parties or that priv­ilege the unseen over the seen. My reas­ons for doing so are entirely unre­lated to par­tic­u­lar ideo­lo­gic­al pref­er­ence (it’s why I also reject con­spir­acy and hidden-agenda the­or­ies, of which there is no short­age among my compadres).
    And quite apart from that … what could that mat­ter, oth­er than chan­ging the sub­ject, pos­sibly have to do with the licety of your repeat­ing a falsehood?

  • Victor did noth­ing of the sort.”
    Thanks for the sup­port, Bill.
    But in the interests of truth … I did have a one-word aside (“ridicu­lous”) that made it clear I don’t have much use for “dog-whistle” ana­lyses. Not that I think it nev­er hap­pens, mind you (so in that sense, Oliver is still incor­rect albeit not culp­ably so). But because invok­ing the term is 90% of the time a lazy, intellectually-waterproof form of self-pleasuring. And nev­er ever ever ever to be believed when Party X says it about Party Y.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Knock it off, people.
    Daddy’s home from two days of manu­al labor, he still has saw­dust in the creases of his neck, and he’s not in the god­damn mood to mod­er­ate, par­ti­cip­ate in, or even BE AWARE of a debate in these parts over wheth­er or not J. Edgar Hoover was a trans­vest­ite or whatever.
    Seriously.
    Now I’m gonna shower, and I’m gonna go to the adult lap even­ing swim at the Red Hook pool, and then I’m gonna have some din­ner, and when I come home for the night I wanna see every­body get­ting along. Period.

  • Tom Russell says:

    I agree with Victor: a dog whistle is not a Pavlovian bell, there is no reli­able evid­ence that Mr. Hoover was homo­sexu­al or a trans­vest­ite (not that there’s any­thing wrong with either), and we all owe it to ourselves, as human beings (regard­less of polit­ic­al stripe) to not blindly repeat that which is untrue– espe­cially in this age of Google searches.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    I just want to make the point that there’s a dif­fer­ence between telling someone in a good-natured, help­ful way that they’re repeat­ing an urb­an legend, and being a pedant­ic drudge.
    Pavlovian bells swing both ways, to use a hor­ribly mixed metaphor.

  • bill says:

    I did­n’t ask to be born.

  • Oliver C says:

    Of course my con­dem­na­tion of the likes of Hoover and McCarthy is a reflex, ritu­al action: such dem­agogues of veri­fi­able unConstitutionality are hardly worth wast­ing ration­al thought on.

  • @ Stephen: For the last five years or so, Anthology has been cool-to-quite-cold in the sum­mer. Between their A/C and those con­crete walls, my wife always brings a wrap when we see a movie there.

  • Stephen Bowie says:

    Thank you, Fuzzy. Now all I have to do is avoid subway-platform heat­stroke on the way down there.…