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Trash, post-trash, and meta-trash: "Piranha" and "Piranha 3D"

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Who was the last com­pletely unself-conscious American exploit­a­tion film­maker who was any good? As in, who turned out to be a genu­ine artist but could­n’t really be said to have been in the least bit fussy about it, if you fol­low me? George A. Romero? Let’s, just for the sake of this par­tic­u­lar argu­ment, say George A. Romero. (UPDATE: Phil Freeman’s com­ment below com­pels me to cla­ri­fy here: I mean the Romero of Night of the Living Dead, which I place in the tra­di­tion of Carnival of Souls; not, finally, the Romero of, say, the very self-conscious Land of the Dead or even the more imme­di­ate Dead sequels. And by unself-conscious I do not mean “not smart.” Again, just to clarify.)Because it’s an inter­est­ing thing. It’s not much writ­ten about, but the world of low-budget, exploit­a­tion movies did get its own ver­sion of what some call the “movie brats” work­ing with­in its ranks to a slightly dif­fer­ent pur­pose than the guys who had come out of those ranks in the late ’60s and early-to-mid ’70s. Francis Ford Coppola, Robert Towne, Peter Bogdanovich, Martin Scorsese and a bunch of oth­er vital American cine­astes had come up out of the Corman sys­tem, and once they were out, their replace­ments were a tal­en­ted but some­what more self-conscious breed. Where someone like Scorsese would try to bring genu­ine self-expression to a genre piece while hew­ing closely to both the con­ven­tions of the genre and his pro­du­cer­’s pre­dilec­tion, a dir­ect­or such as Joe Dante got his per­son­al rocks off by send­ing up genre pic­tures from with­in in order to make slyly sub­vers­ive satir­ic­al points.

As the eco­nom­ic rationale for the B pic­ture began to implode, and as what were once con­sidered B pic­tures star­ted being accor­ded a cer­tain amount of crit­ic­al respect…and the ranks of pro­duc­tion houses began to fill with more know­ledgable “movie brats,” the exploit­a­tion pic­ture began to change. To lose its inno­cence, as it were…although I under­stand that’s a strange way to put it. Obviously a the­ory along these lines has to cov­er a lot more than the Corman “sys­tem,” as it takes in film­makers such as John Carpenter and David Cronenberg as well. But it’s with the guys who worked for Corman that the self-consciousness of mak­ing a “trash” pic­ture took on a par­tic­u­lar, affec­tion­ately flip­pant char­ac­ter. The seeds of this char­ac­ter were, of course, there long before, as mani­fes­ted in such comedy/horror hybrid “clas­sics” as Bucket of Blood and Little Shop of Horrors. But they come to some­thing of a full flower in a pic­ture such as Dante’s 1978 Piranha, an obvious-and-loving-it rip from Spielberg’s Jaws, one of whose open­ing scenes fea­tures a “Mr. Patrick Hobby” being called to an air­port cour­tesy phone, casts kev­in McCarthy in a hys­ter­ic­al more-or-less reprise of his Invasion of the Body Snatchers role, and fea­tures scream queen and Fellini muse Barbara Steele inton­ing such lines as “fish genet­ics is a very small field” with an exem­plar­ily straight face. 

It is per­haps no acci­dent that the self-conscious exploit­a­tion film, or what I’ll call for the pur­poses of this piece the post-trash film, really star­ted to flower around the time that crit­ics began tak­ing the exploit­a­tion film ser­i­ously. On the highbrow/academic end, there was Robin Wood with his explor­a­tions of what he and his fel­lows called “The American Nightmare;” on a dif­fer­ent end of what I nev­er recog­nized as a par­tic­u­larly val­id hier­archy any­way, there was Michael Weldon with his Psychotronic ’ ‘zine, and later the Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film, and Bill Landis with Sleazoid Express. Roger Ebert had done some spade­work in the main­stream media, and J. Hoberman and David Edelstein did their part in the ostens­ible “altern­at­ive” press. There was­n’t neces­sar­ily a shared lan­guage among these voices—I remem­ber set­ting up an intro­duc­tion between Weldon and Edelstein back in the mid-80s, and the two just kinda seemed not to really get each other—but between them they all got the word out that this stuff was­n’t just for dumb kids and adult flash­ers or what have you.

Separate from post-trash, in my mind, is meta-trash, which films tend to take off from the likes of inad­vert­ent (pos­sibly) but non­ethe­less inar­gu­able pieces of “authen­t­ic sad­ist­ic cinema,” to use Roebert Benayoun’s acute phrase. The kind of grind­house stuff that was so over the line that you wondered who the sicko was who came up with this shit. It is again no acci­dent that most such pic­tures involve viol­ence against women, and two touch­stones in my own per­son­al can­on, such as it is, are the grue­some ori­gin­al cut of Fernando Di Leo’s 1978 To Be Twenty, in which two post-counter-culture chicks who could be pro­to­types for Sex and the City char­ac­ters cavort and tease their way through what seems a slightly-hotter-than-usual soft­core Euro sex com­edy, until they meet an unbe­liev­ably bru­tal end in a genu­inely shock­ing out-of-left-field finale; and Aldo Lado’s 1975 Night Train Murders, a sexu­ally grue­some shame­less Last House on the Left rip with none of the, um, redeem­ing social value. One could cite Lucio Fulci’s 1990 A Cat In The Brain, a sort of grind­house Stardust Memories, in which Fulci stars as him­self, try­ing to fig­ure out just why he makes fucked-up movies like The New York Ripper, as a sort of meta-trash mile­stone. But as the pic­tures of Eli Roth have demon­strated, meta-trash is a kind of vexed sub­genre; the lengths to which some­thing such as Hostel 2 goes to to reas­sure its audi­ence that its maker him­self isn’t really twis­ted, he’s just seen a lot of twis­ted movies, does noth­ing to assuage those who would con­demn it. Which means it ends up per­haps more “authen­t­ic” than Roth actu­ally intends it. Tarantino grapples with this prob­lem a lot more effect­ively dis­turb­ingly in the first half of his Death Proof. But anyway. 

The most sur­pris­ing thing (at least for me) about Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D is that it’s more of a post-trash pic­ture than a meta-trash pic­ture. Given that Aja’s best film up to this point, his 2003 High Tension, is, among oth­er things, a meta-trash exer­cise that wink­ingly, in its snooty French way, invites audi­ences to pon­der just how homo­phobic it actu­ally is, and giv­en that Aja had, pri­or to this, demon­strated pre­cisely zero sense of humor, I expec­ted mostly a lot of eye-popping but sour, crass gore. Now there is a lot of crass gore here, of more later. But the tone, estab­lished with an open­ing that has Jaws star Richard Dreyfuss serving a sim­il­ar func­tion to McCarthy’s in the Dante ori­gin­al, recap­tures the affec­tion­ate flip­pancy I cited above very, very well. This con­tin­ues in the cast­ing depart­ment; good God, I’m so old that for a minute I thought that Elizabeth Shue, play­ing the very beset Sheriff of an Arizona lake resort town now besieged by future fish food in the form of spring break­ers, was Cheryl Ladd. Ving Rhames and Christopher Lloyd I recog­nized right away. That the movie gives with one hand—providing almost overly gen­er­ous amounts of Page Three girl and porn star nud­ity (see below—the blonde is Riley Steel, the high­lighted bru­nette Kelly Brooke, and guess which is which)—and takes away with the other—making one of the main human vil­lains an incred­ibly obnox­ious Joe-Francis-style teen-boobie monger­er (Jerry O’Connell is very good here)—is neither, pace A.O. Scott, indic­at­ive of the film’s to his mind deplor­able “insouci­ant hypo­crisy,” nor, Eric Kohn, does it make the film “a scath­ing indict­ment of America’s increas­ingly blatant obses­sion with dirty sex.” (Jeez, dude, next time why don’t you try “a puck­ish satire of con­tem­por­ary mores?”)  It’s only just Aja hew­ing to, and tak­ing full advant­age of, the per­quis­ites of the genre, and rather effect­ively amus­ingly so, at that. I don’t under­stand why this is so hard for people to grasp. And yes, the penis bit near the end is sub-sub John Waters, but do you really think nobody mak­ing the film knew that, or knew that Waters him­self is likely to heart­ily approve of the 3D gloss they threw on the gag?

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As I took note of in a post below, the mount­ing gore at the movie’s cli­max appar­ently made Christopher Campbell cry, which, as you see, I think is kind of weirdly funny giv­en the cul­tur­al con­di­tion we all share. Maybe I should lend the sprite To Be Twenty, and give him some­thing to really cry about. I really was­n’t too ter­ribly bothered by it; but on the oth­er hand, I think it’s prob­ably good to be unsettled by some­thing we’ve been more or less con­di­tioned to chortle at, out of repressed fear or not. Don’t you? Could be an entry point into some mean­ing­ful self-examination. In any event, at the screen­ing I went to—a not even half-full Sunday mat­inée at the Court Street Regal multiplex—the crowd, such as it was, was more grossed out by the fledgling teen romance between the two young leads than by any­body get­ting sliced in half. What a world, what a world.

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  • bstrong says:

    Oh man, how I want to see this movie!
    “Who was the last com­pletely unself-conscious American exploit­a­tion film­maker who was any good?”
    To answer your ques­tion, I was going to bring up the holy (to me) trinity—Carpenter, Dante, Cronenberg—but then you went ahead and did it for me. I once wrote about Carpenter and said this: “What’s dis­tinct­ive about Carpenter is how enthu­si­ast­ic­ally he embraces the hoki­est con­ven­tions of the genres he works in. His films are cheeky, but not iron­ic. He has nev­er, no mat­ter the con­text, shied away from a gun­fight or car chase. Indeed, Carpenter’s approach to zom­bies, psy­cho­paths, ali­ens, and vam­pires is to take them all dead ser­i­ously as subjects.”
    I won­der if even some of Brian DePalma’s films can be put into this cat­egory. I mean they are very, very self-conscious, bor­der­ing on the meta‑, but they also deliv­er the goods. For example, I find Dressed to Kill both hil­ari­ous as a send-up of slash­er movies but also genu­inely scary.

  • Phil Freeman says:

    I haven’t fin­ished read­ing the post yet, but had to stop after the first para­graph and jump in. Romero is almost CRIPPLINGLY self-conscious. I would­n’t neces­sar­ily call him an “exploit­a­tion” film­maker, but I’d argue for Walter Hill as an unher­al­ded genre master…and totally un-self-conscious. There’s no way you can be self-conscious when mak­ing a movie like Extreme Prejudice, which I wrote about some years ago here:
    http://runningthevoodoodown.blogspot.com/2005/05/cowboy-poetry.html

  • Castle Bravo says:

    I failed to see a men­tion of Tobe Hooper’s ’74 Texas Chain Saw Massacre… One of the 10 greatest works of art ever com­mit­ted to celluloid.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Very astute, Castle Bravo. You DID fail to see a men­tion of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” Because I did­n’t men­tion it. I, too, believe it’s a great movie, and it is in fact one of the films cent­ral to Wood’s writ­ing on genre. I did­n’t men­tion it in this con­text because I did­n’t want to get into too much hair-splitting in the post proper.
    Sigh.
    “Ya…ya…ya DAMN FOOL! Ya RUINED THE THREAD!”

  • haice says:

    Corman’s sys­tem imploded when THE RAMONES were slipped into what was sup­pose to be a disco exploit­a­tion film.

  • Post-trash or meta-trash, it’s still trash. Aja has no facil­ity for humor or erot­i­cism so the open­ing hour of shits and giggles is a pun­ish­ing slog. Even the widely bal­ly­hooed under­wa­ter les­bal­let is out­classed by any­thing at all on Skinamax.
    Aja finally seems to be in his ele­ment when things get grimly bru­tal in the last third, but by then it’s too late.
    This was also my first exper­i­ence with 3D post-conversion and it was as ter­rible as advert­ised. The prob­lem is, even with the poor exe­cu­tion, the gim­mick actu­ally adds a much needed lay­er of fun so the only choice is to see it in bad 3D or skip it altogether.

  • Chris O. says:

    : I think it’s prob­ably good to be unsettled by some­thing we’ve been more or less con­di­tioned to chortle at, out of repressed fear or not
    Right. Where’s Willman on THE EXPENDABLES, which was #1 for two weeks in a row? Mass killings? Check. Blood? Digital, yeah, but check. Violence towards women? Check. Bad cos­met­ic sur­gery? Check. And so on.
    Of course, it’s called a “self-conscious homage”, but… you wonder.
    But speak­ing of those from the Corman camp… then there’s the from-the-grindhouse-to-the-arthouse career of John Sayles, writer of the ori­gin­al PIRANHA, whose films maybe got more from Corman’s les­sons in stretch­ing a budget than in genre con­ven­tions (script doc­tor­ing not­with­stand­ing). That’s not to say there’s no genre cross-breeding or experimentation.

  • Paul Johnson says:

    Who was the last com­pletely unself-conscious American exploit­a­tion film­maker who was any good?”
    He was Canadian, so he really does­n’t count, but Bob Clark comes to mind, espe­cially for Black Christmas from 1974 (or even Dead of Night – which, for all its loaded evoc­a­tions of Vietnam, seems more of a piece with The Sadist or Brain That Wouldn’t Die than with The Crazies).
    I see ’74 as the no turn­ing back moment in American hor­ror & exploit­a­tion, with Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Phantom of the Paradise/It’s Alive mak­ing the kind of hard’n’heavy iron­ic turn that echoes the post-Raw Power/New York Dolls/Radio City moment in rock, after which everything worth pay­ing atten­tion to seems like a com­ment­ary on that which came before – espe­cially John Carpenter’s movies, which for all their stripped down pur­ity are supremely self-conscious (Assault on Precinct 13 = the Ramones debut album?).

  • bill says:

    Well, this is prob­ably the most inter­est­ing review of PIRANHA 3D any of us is likely to read. Savor it.
    Not that I’ve seen it, but I want to now more than I did before.
    ” think it’s prob­ably good to be unsettled by some­thing we’ve been more or less con­di­tioned to chortle at, out of repressed fear or not. Don’t you?”
    Indeed I do. The absence of this has been my prob­lem with the hor­ror genre, as it exists on film, for a loooong time now. I cringe any time I see a crit­ic say some­thing like “Finally, a hor­ror film that’s funny!” As if that was an obvi­ous ele­ment to the genre that people had for­got­ten about. And I know it CAN be an ele­ment, and I’m sure Aja’s film is loaded with jokes, but the idea
    that he might use that humor to smack us in the face at the end appeals to me.
    And I think Cronenber is the “last” kind of film­maker you describe, still and always. Mainly because he’s still good, and while his genres have shif­ted lately, he’s still nail­ing down some damn good work in the­or­et­ic­ally exploit­a­tion genres. And he’s always been the smartest of them all anyway.
    Of the type you seem to be think­ing of more spe­cific­ally, I’d go with Carpenter. That man was a true crafts­man. What happened?

  • @Paul: Bob Clark was not Canadian. He often worked in Canada, where the tax-shelter money was and where he built up some­thing of a rep com­pany, but he was born in New Orleans and grew up in Florida.
    While I’m being pedant­ic, it’s Elisabeth Shue, Glenn, with an “s.”

  • Mr. Peel says:

    In this con­text I sup­pose the Patrick Hobby joke actu­ally began with Dante/Arkush’s HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, used as the pseud­onym for screen­writer Danny Opatashu.
    I would make some com­ment regard­ing my appre­ci­ation for Kelly Brook in PIRANHA 3D but that would prob­ably be too off-topic, so I’ll just add that this was an excel­lent piece.

  • Mark Slutsky says:

    You know what? I’m get­ting kind of tired of people tak­ing pot­shots at the HOSTEL movies whenev­er they need a “tor­ture porn” whip­ping boy. Hostel 1—and weirdly enough, espe­cially 2—are smart movies, very well made, with a pretty sol­id satir­ic­al bent. They really deserve better.

  • D.P. says:

    Isn’t, uh, Cronenberg also Canadian?

  • Partisan says:

    Having seen six of Carpenter’s movies, I’m inclined to think he’s over­rated. “The Thing” is the best of those I’ve seen, but quite frankly I don’t think cinema would be worse off if “Halloween” had nev­er exis­ted. Many crit­ics don’t like Woody Allen for remak­ing Bergman and Fellini, so why should Carpenter get so much praise for remak­ing “Rio Bravo”? A cyn­ic­al observ­er, or John Simon, might think Carpenter was being rewar­ded more for know­ing the pre­ju­dices of a cer­tain type of film crit­ic than for being a good film­maker (Hawks is more admired, Carpenter isn’t being too “intel­lec­tu­al”). He had more Hollywood oppor­tun­it­ies of many American filma­makers of his dec­ade (cough, Charles Burnett, cough), and he blew it.
    It’s strik­ing that two years after Carpenter made this movie, Stanley Kubrick and Ingmar Bermgan made their own movies about mur­der­ers, which ten­ded not to be admired by Carpenter’s or De Palma’s fans. I’ve nev­er seen “The Life of the Marionettes,” but I hope to some­time in the next two months. Any thoughts about it?
    One thing about “The Phantom of the Paradise,” which I saw at least a quarter of a cen­tury after it was released, is that it’s so weird hav­ing the Andy Warhol/Malcolm McLaren fig­ure played by Paul Williams mak­ing his for­tune with a ver­sion of “Grease.” Yes, I know McLaren had­n’t come to prom­in­ence then, but he is the per­son one would think of for this kind of role in retrospect.

  • bill says:

    HALLOWEEN was a remake of RIO BRAVO?

  • bill says:

    D. P. – Oops, yes, he is.

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    I mostly enjoyed Piranha 3D, but I thought the third act rep­res­en­ted some­what of a fail­ure of nerve on the film­makers’ part – wheth­er the pre­vi­ous hour had been post-trash or meta-trash isn’t for me to say, but it was a lot of fun, and then much less fun as it became a more con­ven­tion­al sur­viv­al­ist drama hinging upon e.g. the audi­ence giv­ing a shit about the wel­fare of the prot­ag­on­ist’s mop­pet sib­lings. Of course, I was delighted by the pic­ture’s coda (and final shot) – a wry, nasty wink that reminded me of Raimi’s Drag Me To Hell.
    Also of some interest is the fake 3D, which had the effect of look­ing acci­dent­ally avant-garde in some shots. It almost looked like a com­ment­ary on bad 3D. Almost.

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    Bill, I assume Partisan was refer­ring to Carpenter’s “Assault on Precinct 13,” which was loosely modeled after Rio Bravo…but that is not very clear in Partisan’s post, so per­haps he’s con­fused himself…

  • KMSoG: Just for cla­ri­fic­a­tion, are you dis­ap­poin­ted with the smal­ler scale cli­max on the party boat or are you dis­ap­poin­ted in the grim mass killing part?

  • christian says:

    Partisan, please.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    It has to depend on which 6 Carpenter movies you’ve seen. If they included Village of the Damned/Escape from L.A./Vampires, he might have a point. If, in addi­tion to Halloween and The Thing, they included Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China, and They Live it would be a dif­fer­ent story.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Also, on the sub­ject of ‘good recent unself-conscious exploit­a­tion film­makers’ I’d like to nom­in­ate Larry Fessenden and David Twohy.

  • Asher Steinberg says:

    Many crit­ics don’t like Woody Allen for remak­ing Bergman and Fellini, so why should Carpenter get so much praise for remak­ing “Rio Bravo”? A cyn­ic­al observ­er, or John Simon, might think Carpenter was being rewar­ded more for know­ing the pre­ju­dices of a cer­tain type of film crit­ic than for being a good film­maker (Hawks is more admired, Carpenter isn’t being too “intel­lec­tu­al”)”
    Well, I don’t see the point in remak­ing Bergman and Fellini. Now, I’m going to admit before I make my fore­go­ing com­ments that I haven’t seen as much of either as I should, so the fol­low­ing could be ignor­ant. But it strikes me that Bergman’s films are already com­ment­ar­ies on them­selves; it’s very hard for me to see what remak­ing Bergman adds to Bergman. And to me Fellini is a styl­ist first and fore­most, so to remake Fellini is to style-ape. Hawks, on the oth­er hand, is, in some respects, a styl­ist­ic­ally bare film­maker who tells these power­ful archetyp­al stor­ies in very genre-specific con­texts, such that you can retell RIO BRAVO in dif­fer­ent eras, turn it from a Western into a exist­en­tial­ist neo-noir as Melville does in parts of LE CERCLE ROUGE, a police pro­ced­ur­al, any man­ner of things. And each time (if you actu­ally do a good job), you won’t be mak­ing a homage to your favor­ite film­maker, as Bergman/Fellini remakes neces­sar­ily are, but will be say­ing some­thing new about the situ­ation. That’s how I see it, anyway.

  • jbryant says:

    I was gonna men­tion Twohy as well, Jeff, but thought I should hold off until I’ve seen A PERFECT GETAWAY.
    Asher: It’s not a remake exactly, but AMERICAN GRAFFITI owes a lot to I VITELLONI without being Felliniesque, per se. And I haven’t seen Craven’s LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, but I’m assum­ing the only thing Bergmanesque about it is the plot. But your gen­er­al point is well taken.

  • PaulJBis says:

    About Bergman’s “Of the life of the mari­on­ettes”: it’s an AWESOME film, and by awe­some I mean sick, bleak and hope­less. Don’t miss it. (I don’t think it has much to do with the slash­er genre, though).

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    Craig: the smaller-scale boat part, more or less. Felt more con­ven­tion­al Hollywood thrill­er, less gonzo exploitation.

  • Jesus! Self-conscious exploit­a­tion aside…
    “please don’t ever write any­thing ever again Eric Kohn,”
    “made poor widdle Christopher Campbell cry,”
    And then you won­der why your com­ments become a home for poop-throwing insult mon­keys? I know, insult­ing oth­er crit­ics is part of your brand, but these swipes aren’t even funny. Everything else in this piece is inter­est­ing and thought­ful, but then there’s these sen­tences where a mean 8‑year-old sud­denly takes over your word processor.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Fuzzy: Wow, man. Just as Gamera is a friend to all chil­dren, you appear to be a friend to all poten­tially aggrieved film review­ers. If I did­n’t know bet­ter I’d think you were can­vassing for votes, as it were. Actually, I don’t know better.
    A few points: One, I don’t really “won­der why,” at all; two, your own notions of caus­al­ity, in my opin­ion, lack; three, par­al­lel con­struc­tion jokes are appar­ently lost on you; and four, pshaw!—I went very, very easy on the tender-hearted Mr. Campbell and his ludicrous bleat.
    I grow weary, some­times, of hav­ing to repeat this fact: this is my blog. I’ll write as I please on it, and deal with the con­sequences, such as they are. Including tol­er­at­ing tedi­ous, humor­less prigs.

  • Canvasing for votes? For what? I’m not a pro­fes­sion­al review­er, and have no ambi­tions to be such. As for my own film work, giv­en that I’m here under a pseud­onym, can­’t see how that would have an impact. I just find it depress­ing watch­ing you tor­pedo your own work by giv­ing in to your very worst instincts, is all.
    As for humor­less, well, if you really think “poor widdle so-and-so” is funny, enjoy cack­ling over noo­gies in the boys’ room.

  • James Keepnews says:

    FROM THE LIFE OF THE MARIONETTES is aston­ish­ingly good Bergman – the last “good German” one from his years as a tax exile, just like Mick and Keef – and I’m sur­prised how rarely dis­cussed it remains among his films. While not a slash­er film per se, it exam­ines the after­math of a “pas­sion” murder with a will­ing­ness to explore its mul­ti­direc­tion­al tra­gic con­sequences an unblink­ing eye. And as far as those slash­er ele­ments go, the open­ing scenes fea­tures a shot that is held for an almost unbear­ably long time as you await the inev­it­able – I can­’t think of anoth­er shot (or entire film, really) quite like it in Bergman’s oeuvre, and it truly belongs more to the tra­di­tion of hor­ror film than Bergman’s sui gen­er­is anti-trash. Don’t believe it’s ever seen the light of NTSC DVD, has it?
    Carpenter: I like DARK STAR, THE THING, THEY LIVE and most esp. ELVIS, which I’m happy to see is now avail­able in a new DVD. Me no like ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, which my teen­age pals and I could not stop ridicul­ing when we watched it, and there­after (“Gotta smoke?” Gotta non-cliched line of dia­logue? No? Right…And would we ever for­give him for off­ing Kim Richards?), and most of his films after IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. In fact, us juni­or cinephiles did not recog­nize the auteurist-stroking ref­er­ence to RIO BRAVO in ASSAULT, so much as the (for us) more obvi­ous ref­er­ence to NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, against which it suffered greatly by com­par­is­on. And con­tin­ues to.

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  • Bob Westal says:

    It might amuse glen to know that I’m so frightened of extreme gore that I had to be myself dead drunk to watch the ori­gin­al Dawn of the Dead more than a quarter cen­tury after it came out – I act­ively avoided a chance to see “Piranha 3D” for that reas­on. Yet I will glee­fully read about almost any­thing. I guess I like my sick, sick thrills at one remove.