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I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a DEGENERATE!

By October 4, 2010No Comments

Degenerate

Just wanted to get that out there.

For those of you fol­low­ing from home, the news is that the man­u­fac­turer of my on-the-fritz-since-July plasma dis­play has man­aged, accord­ing to them, to have suc­cess­fully rebuilt the defect­ive part that caused all the trouble, and depend­ing on when the part reaches my TV repair facil­ity, I could have my set fixed some time this week. What on earth shall I rev­el in first? The Criterion Blu-ray of Paths of Glory—the above screen cap is from the stand­ard def edi­tion of a new master/transfer—is only one of many excit­ing poten­tial choices. I’ll keep you pos­ted. A new Blu-ray Consumer Guide should fol­low the blessed event in short order, if said event comes off. 

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  • Keith Uhlich says:

    And you can go to HELL before I apo­lo­gize to you now or ever again.

  • Ian W. Hill says:

    I like the idea of restart­ing your HD view­ing with the DVD of TOMMY, as you sug­ges­ted else­where. My first HD mon­it­or will be arriv­ing on the 15th, and I’m plan­ning to start up with that one, out of all the HD disks I’ve slowly been get­ting in advance of its arrival.

  • lazarus says:

    The lead quote works even bet­ter if one ima­gines Armond White behind the desk and Glenn in Douglas’ role.
    So topical.

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    Because you don’t know the answer to that question…I pity you.

  • I feel your pain. The bulb on my LCD died. At least that’s all I think is wrong. I will know for sure on Wednesday.

  • So here’s a side ques­tion (and I really hope this comes off as neither unsym­path­et­ic nor trolling—I really feel your pain on hav­ing tech­no­logy just die!): Since HDMI and DVI are the same stand­ard, would­n’t it be pos­sible to watch your Blu-Rays in high-def through a stand­ard com­puter mon­it­or? Wouldn’t be as big as your lovely plasma, but would at least be a big­ger and bet­ter pic­ture than the 13″ you’ve been using. Sorry this did­n’t occur to me sooner—I only just star­ted doing research and dis­cov­er­ing how easy it is to con­vert an HDMI sig­nal to a DVI output.

  • bill says:

    You’ve got the job. It’s all yours.”
    Is there any­thing bet­ter in the world than Kirk Douglas in PATHS OF GLORY?

  • haice says:

    Never knew this Napoleon fig­ur­ine was in the scene until your screen cap.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ haice: See, that’s the level of detail we’re TALKIN’ about here!
    @ The Fuzzster: No lack of sym­pathy taken, nor do I accuse thee of trolling. But yes, I’m aware of how I could route my high-def shit into a com­puter mon­it­or and all, and I’ve been doing a good deal of my Region 2 stand­ard def watch­ing via a laptop that is set for that standard…but said solu­tion on the whole is wildly imprac­tic­al in our case as far as reg­u­lar home view­ing is con­cerned. But thanks for the suggestion.

  • PaulJBis says:

    Fuzzy: I believe that only HDMI imple­ments HDCP, the encryp­tion sys­tem that was imposed on these HD formats (HD-DVD too) as a way to pre­vent pir­acy. If a Blu-Ray play­er detects that it’s con­nec­ted to an unen­cryp­ted out­put, it’s sup­posed to downs­ize the image to SD qual­ity. At least that’s how i remem­ber, from the last time I stud­ied this stuff.

  • @ Glenn: Yeah, laptops are imprac­tic­al. But I was think­ing if you had an extra com­puter mon­it­or sit­ting around, you could just send the sig­nal into that and enjoy com­fort­able view­ing from the couch. But…
    @ Paul: Really? Hunh! I was mostly look­ing into HDMI to DVI as a way of get­ting hi-def XBox out­put onto a 24″ com­puter mon­it­or (way cheap­er than a 24″ TV, though a pro­ject­or remains my pre­ferred view­ing tool), so I was­n’t aware of the Blu-Ray issue. But it seems like a lot of mon­it­ors now sup­port HDCP (Dell’s do, cer­tainly), so that should­n’t be a prob­lem. Sound would still be an issue, but there’s gotta be some solution.

  • When I saw this screen­cap, my first thought was that Kirk Douglas had died.

  • Garreth says:

    @PaulJBis: As I under­stand it, the ICT(image con­straint token) flag that looks for HDCP along the dis­play path is actu­ally embed­ded in the media, not the play­er, and has yet to be imple­men­ted on any domest­ic blu-ray release(not sure about for­eign HDCP restric­tions). So, even without a full chain of hdcp com­pli­ant hard­ware, blu-ray down cov­er­sion is really a non issue for the fore­see­able future.
    …also incred­ibly psyched for kubrick/kirk on blu!

  • Owain Wilson says:

    My fath­er and I, while dis­cuss­ing the passing of Tony Curtis, agreed that Kirk Douglas is the very last of his era’s movie stars. Of the gen­er­a­tion that came in after him, I sug­ges­ted that Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery are not only the most seni­or, but also prob­ably the biggest of their era’s movie stars. My fath­er refused to accept that Sean Connery counts as a real movie star. Heated words ensured.
    I agree that one’s defin­i­tion of ‘movie star’ can dif­fer for so many reas­ons, but surely Connery can be classed as a movie star without any ambi­gu­ity, even if he nev­er got big­ger than Bond. Hell, Bond and Connery togeth­er is as ‘movie star’ as it gets.
    Anyway. I’m glad there is finally some pro­gress with your TV. My plasma has been out of action for 12 days and already I feel like doing a Reggie Perrin.

  • bill says:

    Connery may not have got­ten big­ger than Bond, but he got pretty big, and won an Oscar, which is a very movie star thing to do.

  • Joe Mulligan says:

    Dang, you’ve been sit­ting on that line for almost over 30 years!

  • The Siren says:

    @Owain Wilson – Not quite. Two names: Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine. A third, some­what more con­tem­por­ary with Mr. Douglas: Elizabeth Taylor.

  • Yes indeed, Siren, and we can add a few more, even without bring­ing Mickey Rooney into it. There is, of course, the still astrin­gent Lauren Bacall. And – while this may stretch “star” a bit – Ernest Borgnine, who is appar­ently the old­est best-actor Oscar win­ner still liv­ing. And working!

  • Jaime says:

    Let us not forget:
    Jackie Cooper
    Mickey Rooney
    Luise Rainer
    Angela Lansbury – best-known for that who­dun­nit show she had…forget the name… but to me her Hollywood star is high­er and bright­er: THE PRIVATE AFFAIRS OF BEL AMI, anyone?
    Debbie Reynolds – and Richard Brody also noted that Stanley Donen is not only still alive but remains a pub­lic fig­ure, present­ing his films and such; I echo his call for a retro, stat!
    Sidney Poitier
    Dorothy Malone
    And, not only is Ernest Borgnine still kick­ing, he’s also mak­ing appear­ances, in films and at events. He’s in the new (awful-looking) Bruce Willis/John Malkovich/Helen Mirren actioner!
    There’s likely a lot more, but I recently did an unthink piece on liv­ing Oscar nominees…

  • PATHS is simply my favor­ite anti-war film of all time, and one I’ll reg­u­larly raise the pot with over any­one calls “anti-human” on Kubrick. Were Ralph, Tim, Joe, Richard (Anderson) or Kirk ever bet­ter than here? Maybe, I’ll give THE GLASS SHIELD the edge where Mr. Anderson is con­cerned, but oth­er­wise, for­get it. This and cer­tainly THE KILLING make me mourn the oth­er Kubrick/Jim Thompson col­labs upon which we missed out. Looking for­ward to your fur­ther exeges­is, Mr. K.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Joe Mulligan: It’s called “mark­ing time,” my friend. All part of the art of blog­ging. Ahem.
    @ Owain: Man. Your dad is HARD CORE.
    @ Jaime, Siren, et.al.:LOVE Olivia, with whom I spent an amaz­ing hour and a half for Première back in 2003. Also had a ter­rif­ic time with Borgnine on the set of…“Baseketball.” Was work­ing on nail­ing down a Donen inter­view for Première when the book fol­ded. These folks, and the oth­ers men­tioned, ought to be treated as nation­al resources. And I need not remind any­one of the love shared by my wife and me for La Lansbury. “Bel Ami,” oui. “Gaslight” too. “The Harvey Girls.” “Dorian Gray.” WTFIU.

  • Jake says:

    Jaime, you for­got Jerry Lewis!

  • The Siren says:

    Lizabeth Scott, Eleanor Parker and Jane Wyman, also still very much with us.
    Glenn, Lansbury was also lovely in Red Danube and she can even give a lift to a tiny role like the one in National Velvet. Saw her on Broadway in Blithe Spirit and she knocked it out of the park, bien sur.
    You know who else is great in Paths of Glory? Adolphe Menjou. And the ques­tion for the ages is, did he real­ize *exactly* what he was play­ing, or was he so per­fect for the part it did­n’t matter…

  • @ Owain: Yeah, I’d agree with your Dad. Connery-as-Bond was one for the ages, but when you’ve only got one major role, you’re not a movie star, exactly. I mean, Stallone is big and fam­ous, but he’s not a movie star either, for much the same reason.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Connery is TOTALLY a movie star. Look at “Marnie,” “The Anderson Tapes,” “The Man Who Would Be King,” so many more. He MAKES DePalma’s “Untouchables,” and he’s not play­ing Bond there. Come ON. “Zardoz!”

  • Kent Jones says:

    Siren – Jane Wyman died in 2007.

  • bill says:

    Connery was in an Indiana Jones movie. He was one of those Sexiest Men Alive guys when he was, like, 65, or whatever. Until Brosnan and Craig, he was the only Bond who expan­ded on being Bond and became known out­side of it. He’s the reas­on, in fact, that they’re even still MAKING the damn things!
    Sean Connery is a movie star.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Tally anoth­er vote for ‘Connery is a movie star’, please!

  • Hunh. Shoot. You win this time, Kenny!

  • Tom Block says:

    Jesus Christ, if we’re really debat­ing wheth­er Sean Connery is a movie-star, not only have the ter­ror­ists won but Hell’s frozen over, the cows have come home, and, uh, oth­er unto­ward things have occurred. If you want to say he was­n’t the Second Coming of John Barrymore, that’s one thing, but if any­one epi­tom­ized star­dom in his day, it was Connery, and by any meas­ure I can think of: cha­risma, salary, longev­ity, appeal to both sexes, box-office polls, etc. The man not only had his own fran­chise, he helped cre­ate the very concept of fran­chise movies. Seriously, if Sean Connery was­n’t a star, I hate to think where that leaves people like Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee Jones or Samuel L. Jackson. Desperately cling­ing to life-support, I guess…

  • The Siren says:

    Kent – DAMN you are right.

  • jbryant says:

    Kirk’s STRANGERS WHEN WE MEET co-star is still kick­ing. Seems like she’s been men­tioned a few times around here lately…

  • Owain Wilson says:

    I can­’t believe my Dad and I could­n’t con­jure up all these names when dis­cuss­ing Kirk Douglas and his era of movie stars. I’ll have to get on the blower with him tomor­row and let him know just how wrong we were. However, I might not neces­sar­ily agree that every one of those names were sol­id gold ‘movie stars’, though.
    Incidentally, my moth­er was present for our con­ver­sa­tion and help­fully poin­ted out that we were only dis­cuss­ing male movie stars. We thought about it for a minute and STILL failed to think of any female stars of Kirk’s era or before who are still with us. The shame, the shame …