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Hallucinogens are making a comeback, apparently

By February 7, 2011No Comments

When I saw the film a half-decade ago, I recoiled from its restaged trans­ac­tion beejs (of which there are a lot, with and without Zahedi’s agon­ized ration­al­iz­a­tions) in a way not entirely dis­sim­il­ar to the way that Nick Pinkerton, then mak­ing his name at Reverse Shot, did.”—Mark Asch, “On New Brooklynite, Film-Diarist, and Poetic Over-sharer Caveh Zahedi, Whose Retrospective Start Tomorrow Night,” The L Magazine, February 3, 2011

2010 was a tale of two Hollywoods: One driv­en by brands and the oth­er by tal­ent. We all prefer the tal­ent, so it’s unfor­tu­nate that mar­ket­ing dol­lars gen­er­ally don’t get spent on play­ing them up. If ‘Scott Pilgrim vs the World’ had been mar­keted as a zany Edgar Wright pic­ture, it might have avoided the Michael Cera back­lash. There are more dir­ect­ors whose names should be able to sell movies to audi­ences bey­ond James Cameron, Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson.”—Eric Kohn, “Three Critics: Anne Thompson, Eric Kohn and Leonard Maltin on Change in Hollywood,” Moviefone, February 5, 2011

The movie is a fic­tion­al day-by-day por­trait of a week in the life of an actu­al screen­writer and anim­at­or, Kent Osborne, best known for his work on ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ […] he’s a des­cend­ent of the anti-hero of Henry James’s sin­is­ter novella ‘The Beast in the Jungle’ […] ‘Uncle Kent’ may be Swanberg’s warn­ing to his gen­er­a­tion […]”—David Denby, “The Current Cinema: ‘No Strings Attached,’ “Cold Weather,’ and ‘Uncle Kent,’ ” The New Yorker, February 7, 2011

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  • warren oates says:

    The con­nec­tions between these three pull-out quotes and what they say or don’t say about the cur­rent state of film criticism–all that’s bey­ond me this morn­ing. But I very much like Zahedi’s IN THE BATHTUB OF THE WORLD, to which I remain grate­ful for, among oth­er things, intro­du­cing me to The Innocence Mission’s “Birds of My Neighborhood.”

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I’m being a little oblique, if not obtuse, I admit; in any event, my objec­tions per­tain­ing to the first quote aren’t about Zahedi per se (although, and I don’t care who knows this, the fact that he now lives in my neigh­bor­hood pretty much totally skeeves me out); just the whole “Nick-Pinkerton-making-his name” bit. No offense to Pinkerton, he’s a com­pletely decent writer and all that, but in terms of hav­ing a “made” name, I’d say he’s still a wait-and-see. (Which is not to imply, incid­ent­ally, that I have any illu­sions or pre­ten­sions per­tain­ing to my own “name,” such as it is. Just bring­ing the sar­casm, as I some­times do.)

  • Jake says:

    Pinkerton’s Maurice Pialat RS art­icle was phe­nom­en­al. More phe­nom­en­al than the movie he was talk­ing about =P!
    I also liked his Eustache piece.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Jake: Um, since you bring it up, I find the Pialat piece among his least impressive—a lot of chest-puffing dis­guised as self-effacement, and “you can­’t handle the truth!” bluster dir­ec­ted against both crit­ics and the pop­u­lar audi­ence as he ima­gines it. Meh.

  • Mark Asch says:

    Thrilled/chilled to be included in such august com­pany. Admittedly Nick’s ascen­sion to Village Voice second-stringer is hardly an arc of world-historical import, and it cer­tainly was­n’t my inten­tion to wax sol­ipsist­ic about my own exten­ded social circle. But, I dunno, as a Reverse Shot read­er since around the time of “Sex Addict“ ‘s release and my own begin­nings at the L, I figured a some­what per­son­al acknow­ledg­ment of years elapsed and minor mile­stones passed seemed in keep­ing with the mer­its, as I see it, of the Zahedi oeuvre. (All of which is of course entirely evid­ent in the pas­sage quoted above.)
    Forgive the nit-picky defense of a per­fectly legit­im­ate cri­ti­cism, and please do take it in the spir­it of con­ver­sa­tion rather than obsess­ive online image-monitoring.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Mark: What can I tell you? It’s an old journ­al­ist­ic con­ven­tion that any trend­mon­ger­ing piece, even a fake one, needs at least three examples to “work.” Please accept the inten­ded com­pli­ment when I say the one I culled from your piece was the weakest.
    Kohn’s absurd sup­pos­i­tion under­scores the need for every would-be film journ­al­ist to make a study of, you know, actu­al mar­ket­ing. The par­tic­u­lar poignancy in this case is that, for an acci­dent of tem­pera­ment (and, most likely, ill-directed par­ent­al encour­age­ment) Kohn him­self might have made a per­fectly accept­able mar­ket­ing executive.
    But pride of place of course goes to poor David Denby. If I did­n’t know any bet­ter I’d say he tripped on ‘shrooms with Brody and kept notes. I just adore the idea of someone say­ing, “Oh, yeah, I love Osborne’s work on ‘SpongeBob,’ some day he’s gonna be recog­nized as the Ollie Johnston of his generation…”

  • Marshlands says:

    I don’t know, man, SpongeBob sure can be funny…

  • Oliver_C says:

    Looking for­ward to Joe Swanberg’s remake of ‘Frank & Ollie’, in which (pre­sum­ably) they do noth­ing but hang around with Jack Kerouac.

  • Not sure what the prob­lem with Kohn’s piece is either… As far as I could tell, SPvTW was mar­keted as a fantasy adven­ture star­ring Michael Cera, rather than “The guys who brought you SEAN OF THE DEAD now bring you a romantic com­edy about video games!” Dunno that the lat­ter would have helped—the gam­ing blo­go­sphere seemed pretty aware of the movie, and that did­n’t trans­late into sales—but nu, it’s a reas­on­able enough post. As for Denby: Well, yeah, SpongeBob is bet­ter known (though maybe more for its art than its writ­ing) than any con­tem­por­ary cine­mat­ic move­ment argued about by fest­ivalgo­ing types like, say, that-core-which-shall-not-be-named. But for Henry James ref­er­ences and gen­er­a­tion­al warn­ings, nu, I under­stand, it is ana­thema to sug­gest ’round these parts that any thought at all goes into the mak­ing or view­ing of Swanberg’s movies, so whatevs.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @TFB: The only thing Kohn gets right is the fact that “Scott Pilgrim” was poorly mar­keted. As much as I love Edgar Wright’s work and respect him as a human being, the notion that play­ing up HIS name in the mar­ket­ing would have helped it out is com­plete wish­ful think­ing, as Kohn comes close, but not close enough, to admit­ting. As much as I don’t like cit­ing Joe Queenan’s old Movieline stuff (he was the COMPETITION!), he really was on to some­thing with that snarky piece for which he hung around out­side movie theaters—in Manhattan, yet!—asking people if they knew the dir­ect­or of a giv­en film play­ing at the ven­ue, and get­ting all sorts of “huh?“s. Similarly, a cam­paign tout­ing “from the folks who brought you “Hot Fuzz” and “Shaun of the Dead’ ” might have worked, but prob­ably would not. (It did noth­ing for “Top Secret!,” which was from the folks who brought you the mega-smash “Airplane!,” as you may recall.) And the idea of a “Michael Cera back­lash” only plays if you believe Michael Cera ever sold tick­ets in the first place. Seriously, this is the worst of his bull­shit: Jeff Wells and some fan­boys decide that they’re sick of Cera’s face and that con­sti­tutes an actu­al, in-the-marketplace back­lash? Nice research there, fella.
    As for that oth­er guy, you are right. While I insist you are free to make the sug­ges­tion of which you speak, I’ll nev­er buy it. Someday, if you push hard enough, I may crack and tell you what I REALLY think of Swanberg, and it won’t be pretty. But don’t think I don’t sym­path­ize. I under­stand that these United States are dot­ted with young aspir­ing film­makers who have a cer­tain amount inves­ted in the notion that Swanberg has an IQ some­what above the (fahren­heit) tem­per­at­ure of luke­warm water. But like J.J. Hunsecker says, don’t kid a kid­der. As someone smarter, wiser, nicer and more prom­in­ent than myself has noted (or at least strongly implied) else­where on this blog, that Criterion top-ten list of his reads very much like the work of a Dumb Person. To which I can only add, Q.E.D. And I’ve been in the same room as the man, and seen him move his lips while tex­ting. I give him cred­it for a cer­tain fer­al cun­ning, which has enabled him to bam­boozle some intel­li­gent people of good will. But that’s all I give him cred­it for.

  • Wait, are we assert­ing that Michael Cera did­n’t sell tick­ets? I mean, I agree that most movie­go­ers don’t care about the dir­ect­or, but they def­in­itely care about the star, and Michael Cera was def­in­itely a ticket-selling star, between Superbad and that lame-ass teen­age ver­sion of After Hours. And there did seem to be a back­lash dur­ing the SPvtW lead-up—messageboards and IMDB posts (the semi-literate vox pop­uli) were filling up with dum­bass “he only plays one char­ac­ter” whines.

  • lipranzer says:

    Whatever you think of Pinkerton (full dis­clos­ure; he’s an infre­quent cus­tom­er at our store, and he has always been nice and per­son­able), his writ­ing on Zahedi that Asch linked to came across as fairly lucid.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ lipran­zer: I LIKE HIM! I LIKE HIM! I was just say­ing he’s NOT THAT FAMOUS is all!
    @TFB: “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist” did a little bet­ter than $30 mil­lion domest­ic, a pretty good return on a $10 mil­lion pro­duc­tion budget. “Superbad” did $120 mil­lion domest­ic, a FRIGGING AWESOME return on a $20 mil­lion pro­duc­tion budget. But Cera was hardly the only draw here. (Full dis­clos­ure: I’m friendly with “Superbad“ ‘s dir­ect­or.) The pic­ture was rid­ing a par­tic­u­lar zeit­geist wave, pos­sessed an Apatow touch, was a sum­mer release that fit into a recently min­ted mini-tradition of sum­mer com­ed­ies, and got great word-of-mouth, par­tially based on some of its more envelope-pushing humor. It’s a com­plic­ated equa­tion and it’s almost impossible to repro­duce those cir­cum­stances in a fash­ion that’ll yield you a con­sist­ent res­ult. The chal­lenge for “Scott Pilgrim” was get­ting a max­im­um return on a $60 mil­lion pro­duc­tion budget. With a num­ber like that, the Cera factor, seem­ingly para­dox­ic­ally, becomes less cru­cial, because in order to get the most sat­is­fact­ory return on invest­ment the cor­por­a­tion has to suc­cess­fully mar­ket the film to a sub­stan­tial seg­ment of the gen­er­al moviego­ing audi­ence that may not even have heard of Michael Cera, This renders the ostens­ible back­lash, which occurred in what is, when you deal in real num­bers, a rel­at­ively small and inar­gu­ably insu­lar seg­ment of cyber­space, less of an issue than Kohn believe it to be. Damn. I should have got­ten that M.B.A. when I had the chance.

  • markj says:

    Joe Queenan’s Movieline piece was immor­tal. The two high­lights were the per­son that thought Jurassic Park was dir­ec­ted by Stephen King, and Queenan going up to the box-office work­er and ask­ing for a tick­et to the new John McTiernan film, to be met with the reply: “We don’t have any films star­ring him show­ing at the moment.”

  • Tom Russell says:

    What the heck is a beejs? Is this some kind of Russian film the­ory term?

  • Asher says:

    Well, how about the the­ory that Michael Cera fans go to see him do emo‑y roles in high school movies, but aren’t so into graph­ic com­ic sci-fi? So there is a Cera factor; it just does­n’t work when he steps out of the genre to which his fans are accus­tomed. I mean, that’s just as cred­ible an explan­a­tion of the lim­ited data as any.

  • Lex says:

    How about the fact that Scott Pilgrim is the single worst movie of the last 25 years?

  • jbryant says:

    That’s right, Tom. Remember that Kuleshov exper­i­ment, in which shots of an expres­sion­less guy were inter­cut with vari­ous oth­er things? For instance, those who saw his face jux­ta­posed with a bowl of soup thought he looked hungry. Well, those who saw it inter­cut with a beej thought he must be dead.

  • Tom Russell says:

    I feel like I’m miss­ing a joke here.