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The current cinema, losing the will to live edition

By March 24, 2011No Comments

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You know, I did­n’t exactly have high hopes for Sucker Punch, but I was­n’t expect­ing it to EAT MY SOUL. Good lord it is ghastly. This in spite of such attrac­tions as, from left, Jena Malone, Abbie Cornish, and Vanessa Hudgens. I ever tell you about the time I sat next to Jena Malone on a plane ride back from Cannes? She was car­ry­ing an early col­lec­tion of Leonard Cohen poems and Robert Bresson’s Notes on Cinematography, as that par­tic­u­lar trans­la­tion was titled in English. Maybe she coulda done Sucker Punch dir­ect­or Zack Snyder a favor and lent him the lat­ter. Don’t know that it woulda done any good. Ugh. My review of the pic­ture for MSN Movies is here

I was­n’t that crazy about Julian Schnabel’s Miral, either (although I gotta say, when this guy decides to cook up a mash note to his girl­friend, he really goes all out), but that film looks like Wings of Desire com­pared to Sucker Punch. It is not, how­ever, Wings of Desire. My review of that is here

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  • Brian says:

    Look. You have to say which Tom Waits song–or explain in more detail what is so egre­gious about it oth­er than that you know he knows him–because I can off­hand think of at least three that would not be silly in the least. You’ve sold me on avoid­ing the film. Please extend the kind­ness of let­ting me actu­ally do so. Pretty please.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Brian: “Down There By The Train.” You know, with the line “I saw Judas Iscariot car­ry­ing John Wilkes Booth.” It’s not just silly, it’s mildly insult­ing to the actu­al woman who’s ostens­ibly being memori­al­ized in the scene.

  • Graig says:

    My beau­ti­ful Jena Malone! What have they done to her hair?

  • Oliver_C says:

    Visionary dir­ect­or Zack Snyder”? The ‘vis­ions’ I can get to exper­i­ence by banging my head against a wall are more enter­tain­ing – and *still* less harm­ful to my brain than his NeoConservative wank-fantasies.

  • Kevyn Knox says:

    I am going later tonight to see Sucker Punch, but I am afraid. I really really really liked his Dawn of the Dead remake (on spur of the moment I would call it my favour­ite remake ever – bold state­ment I know!) but I loathed 300 (though the visu­als were kinda nifty in a “do you like movies about Gladiators” kinda way). Then I was one of about sev­en people who liked Watchmen. So I sup­pose, as long as one dis­counts that Owl thing he did last year, Sucker Punch is destined to be hated by moi. Ghastly though? Ughhh.

  • lex says:

    LOOK AT THEM!!!!!
    They should have just called it PUNCHING THE CLOWN, because I have high hopes that I will have a MASSIVE erec­tion dur­ing this. Nonstop LITTLE OUTFITS and chicks being PLAYFUL LESBIANS. I hope they show all their little feet!
    Mmm!!!!

  • mark patterson says:

    Somewhat off top­ic but still speak­ing about movie fantas­ies (but this time with the dir­ect­or kinda maybe explor­ing what those fantas­ies mean) did any­one else really like LIMITLESS?

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    I don’t think Snyder is neo-conservative as much as just totally obli­vi­ous to the ideas his movies con­tain (I attrib­ute the good things in Dawn of the Dead entirely to James Gunn). I do fully agree that he’s a wank-meister of the highest order.
    I also hope Lex has an erec­tion of such qual­ity and quant­ity that the theat­er­’s man­age­ment is called to intervene.

  • Fabian W. says:

    I liked Watchmen too, and I think his obli­vi­ous­ness to cer­tain tend­en­cies of his style had some­thing to do with it.
    What I nev­er under­stood was why, after the accus­a­tions of homo­pho­bia for 300, Ozymandias had a file called “Boys” on his com­puter. Anyway.

  • Fabian W. says:

    …since that was­n’t in the ori­gin­al graph­ic nov­el (which is a mas­ter­piece, duh) was what I meant to say.

  • Or why Ozymandias was turned into a gay Nazi rather than the book’s much wit­ti­er Robert Redford par­ody. Which would be rel­at­ively inof­fens­ive if it made sense, but were we really sup­posed to believe that creep was the most beloved celebrity on the planet?

  • Matt Miller says:

    Veidt’s vil­lainy was played up because Snyder bought into the idea of Rorshach as the hero. It’s the same reas­on he has a “boys” file on his com­puter: Rorshach sus­pects Veidt is a homo­sexu­al in the comuic, there­fore Snyder makes him homo­sexu­al in the movie.

  • Matt Miller says:

    Comic,” rather.

  • Chris O. says:

    Speaking of BASQUIAT, where has Jeffrey Wright been? One of our best char­ac­ter act­ors who, ideally, would be doing more dar­ing fare. I see he’s in SOURCE CODE, however.

  • Chris O. says:

    Also, not defend­ing Schnabel or his choice, but he says this of Waits and the song’s inclu­sion in a Q&A at comingsoon.net (after singing a verse of Dylan’s “Not Dark Yet,” inter­est­ingly enough):
    “…but Tom Waits was always close to my heart. He breaks my heart. His bal­lads and in the movie, at the end, when he says, “And even the sol­dier who pierces the heart of the Lord is down there by the train.” It’s about forgiveness.”

  • Fabian W. says:

    And was­n’t the sym­bol OzyCorp basic­ally a Rosa Winkel, a viol­et patch worn by homo­sexu­al con­cen­tra­tion camp pris­on­ers? It just gets weirder and more stu­pid. That title sequence was really great, though. (Just like Waits’ ver­sion of “Down There By The Train”, by the way.)

  • Fabian W. says:

    Or the sym­bol OF OzyCorp, I should say.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Ozymandias is implied as bisexu­al in the com­ic; Snyder’s expli­cit cod­ing of him as gay in the movie is prob­ably the most offens­ive thing about it, and that’s say­ing something.
    And I don’t really rank Snyder as neo­con­ser­vat­ive; 300, the com­ic, was writ­ten years before 9/11 and before Frank Miller him­self became, uh, REALLY SCARED of the Muslims. It’s an ugly fas­cist piece of work, and the film improves on it slightly, but I’ve nev­er felt the kind of thing in it the John Noltes and Andrew Klavans in the world feel, because it’s pretty expli­citly telling that story, as opposed to using that story to illu­min­ate where we are now, in my opinion.

  • stuck working says:

    @mark pat­ter­son, I also enjoyed LIMITLESS. I did­n’t expect it to have the cour­age of its sil­li­ness, but it really went there. It did­n’t settle for being select­ively implaus­ible, but was just com­pletely implaus­ible in every ele­ment, which was more fun. De Niro had a few nice scenes and I thought the end­ing was clever.

  • Asher says:

    You know, last week, the Times Magazine did a pro­file on Snyder in which they ser­i­ously com­pared him to Sam Fuller:
    “In a weird way, Snyder reminds me of Sam Fuller,” Knowles says, cit­ing the World War II vet turned dir­ect­or of warped noir films. “Fuller used to say he wanted to start with an explo­sion and build from there. And to a degree, that’s Zack Snyder.” American crit­ics nev­er knew what to make of Fuller. But the French adored him; sim­il­arly, Snyder notes that the Europeans — from the Warner Brothers over­seas mar­ket­ing team — got “Sucker Punch” immediately.
    And when he’s ques­tioned about how he expects people to receive “Sucker Punch,” with its Nazi zom­bies and lobotom­ies, his response is Fulleresque: “A lot of movies, you walk out and you’re like, ‘O.K., let’s go get a cof­fee.’ And when some­body asks you, ‘Did you see that movie?’ you’re like” — he pauses, pre­tend­ing to be try­ing to remem­ber — “ ‘Oh, yeah — I did.’ My hope is that if you’ve seen this movie, you know you saw it.”
    ________
    So to be clear, if you’re a dir­ect­or who starts with an explo­sion and builds from there, gets praise from European mem­bers of your own stu­di­o’s mar­ket­ing team, and hopes that the audi­ence remem­bers see­ing your movie, you too can be com­pared by our nation’s paper of record to Sam Fuller!

  • Jaime says:

    He got praise from the movie’s mar­ket­ing team. That’s… that’s…

  • Asher says:

    I think what you’re look­ing for, Jaime, is “totally ana­log­ous to get­ting rave reviews from Godard, Truffaut, and the rest of the 50s-60s Cahiers staff.” I should also note that the same art­icle called “Sucker Punch” Snyder’s “purest geek fever dream to date” and “his beau­ti­ful, dark, twis­ted fantasy: hal­lu­cin­at­or­ily hyper­styl­ized and crazily viol­ent.” Today Scott panned it, of course.

  • @ Chris O.: Wright’s been doing a lot of theat­er in NYC, includ­ing Susan Lori Parks’ “Top Dog/Underdog” and, I think, some Shakespeare.

  • Jules says:

    No mat­ter what the inten­tions of the writer and dir­ect­or 300 is not neo­con­ser­vat­ive. It is about a small polit­ic­al entity (Sparta) with what out­siders deem a bar­bar­ic cul­ture res­ist­ing a much more power­ful for­eign empire that claims being invaded and occu­pied will be good for Sparta. At least that’s what the aver­age polit­ic­ally apathet­ic view­er will take away from it.

  • Jay says:

    I was invited to a free Wednesday night screen­ing of Sucker Punch, and though sur­roun­ded by rabid fan­boys and girls (in the hopes that they would at least cre­ate a fest­ive atmo­sphere), the film left me numb. The lack of plot and tire­some CGI sequences left me play­ing the “Spot the Canadian Character Actor” game I employ when I’m bored by American films shot in Canada. And I des­pised the ridicu­lous cov­er of “Search and Destroy” (one of my favour­ite songs), though there was much to des­pise in this film (I felt sorry for Jenna Malone and Carla Gugino, two act­resses whose work I like very much, but were giv­en little to work with here).
    I don’t dis­like Snyder’s body of work–Dawn of the Dead was enjoy­able (mostly because of Sarah Polley, my favour­ite under-35 act­ress) and Watchmen was some­what enga­ging (I miss Billy Crudup in small-budget movies)–but I now have ser­i­ous reser­va­tions about his plans for the new Superman film because although I’m weary of super­hero films, I do like the Man of Steel.

  • Jaime says:

    That’s what I was shoot­ing for, Asher, but as I’m still in the pro­cess of stum­bling out of Wednesday’s screen­ing, I’m at a loss for words. 🙂

  • Asher says:

    That good? Were you blown away by the hal­lu­cin­at­ory hyperstylization?

  • George says:

    The Onion AV Club’s review of “Sucker Punch” was sub­titled “Comic-Con: The Movie.”
    The review­er (Nathan Rabin) spec­u­lated that the film­makers must have gone to Comic-Con and sur­veyed the fan­boys about they wanted to see: young women in skimpy out­fits kick­ing butt (check); a wise older ment­or (check); Nazi zom­bies (check). And so on. It does sound like quite a guilty pleasure.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Comparing Snyder with Sam Fuller kind of makes me want to puke a little.
    Re: Jules’s earli­er post, I have to dis­agree. I think the mes­sage that an aver­age view­er took away from 300 was that it was a film about the last bas­tion of civil­iz­a­tion facing off against a teem­ing horde of dec­ad­ence and chaos. Considering it was released right around the height of America’s frus­tra­tion about Iraq, I think it makes a lot more sense to say that the Spartans were seen as prox­ies for US forces, not as prox­ies for Iraqis (and that would explain why it was such a massive hit as well – I have a hard time ima­gin­ing American audi­ences spend­ing $200 mil­lion on a movie telling them that they’re the bad guys).
    No mat­ter what the inten­tions of the writer and dir­ect­or 300 is not neo­con­ser­vat­ive. It is about a small polit­ic­al entity (Sparta) with what out­siders deem a bar­bar­ic cul­ture res­ist­ing a much more power­ful for­eign empire that claims being invaded and occu­pied will be good for Sparta. At least that’s what the aver­age polit­ic­ally apathet­ic view­er will take away from it.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    (Jules’s earli­er post makes up the bot­tom para­graph in my post above.)

  • Owain Wilson says:

    I fear for Superman.

  • Pity to hear this is as godaw­ful as it appar­ently is, but I still think Snyder’s got more poten­tial than most of the cur­rent crop of action dir­ect­ors, if only in his capa­city to stitch shots togeth­er into a coher­ent sequence. There’s a bal­let­ic qual­ity to his best sequences, and an atten­tion paid to cut­ting and pacing, that puts to shame the dis­join­ted kin­et­i­cism of a Michael Bay. It’ll be too bad if he does­n’t devel­op as well as he could.

  • George says:

    Sucker Punch” seems to have been con­ceived as an out­rageously over-the-top epic, with a streak of naugh­ti­ness and sub­ver­sion – like last year’s “Kick-Ass.” But at least “K‑A” had the cour­age of its sleazy con­vic­tions. (“You wanna see an 11-year-old girl shoot­ing people and talk­ing dirty? Step right up, geeks!”) “Sucker Punch” is watered down to a PG-13. The randy adoles­cent boys who flock to this movie are going to be disappointed.
    The most inter­est­ing thing is that “SP” is not based on a com­ic book or graph­ic nov­el. It’s sup­posedly an ori­gin­al story by Snyder and anoth­er writer. The comics-influenced fan­boy movie has become such a gen­er­ic product, it can be eas­ily rep­lic­ated – as long as you know the ele­ments that make the tar­get audi­ence salivate.

  • James Keepnews says:

    I des­pised Snyder’s DOTD, the open­ing 10 minutes not­with­stand­ing – I des­pise even the IDEA of re-making a sequel, and one ima­gines SNyder could not secure the rights to BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES. I always said that 300 looked like it took place in Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ”, where­as the green­ish tint I’ve seen in some pro­mo­tion­al stills for SUCKER PUNCH look like the mise-en-scene tran­spires in some watered-down Chloraseptic solu­tion. Progress?