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Classic

By April 3, 2011No Comments

OffName this clas­sic film.

Two god­desses are now mak­ing out onstage. And finally, Charlie Sheen returns. He holds up a sports shirt of the style that’s worn by his Two and a Half Men char­ac­ter and puts it on. The audi­ence gamely boos. The Two and a Half Men theme song plays and is inter­cut with a scene from a clas­sic film of a man scream­ing “Turn it off!” Then, Sheen grabs a Detroit Tigers shirt instead. The crowd roars and gives him a stand­ing ova­tion. Regarding the Men shirt, Sheen says, ‘Take that out and burn it.’ On video, the girls burn the shirt backstage.”—“Charlie Sheen’s Detroit dis­aster: Boos, walk-outs for ‘Torpedo of Truth’,” James Hibberd, EW.com, April 2, 2011

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  • Oliver_C says:

    My favor­ite series is ‘Two And A Half Men’ with Charlie Sheen. That relaxes me and makes me laugh. The little boy who is one of the act­ors reminds me of my son [the one I inces­tu­ously sired by rap­ing my own cap­tive daughter].”
    Name this infam­ous fan.

  • D Cairns says:

    Joseph Fritzl!
    And Paul Schrader’s Hardcore.
    I won’t both­er to claim my box set.

  • Mr. Peel says:

    I spot­ted the lack of film title when I was read­ing this last night too and thought, you can­’t say the name HARDCORE? Was there a reas­on for not men­tion­ing it? Or was it just a case of the guy who wrote this going, “Um, that’s from an old movie, I sort of recog­nize that guy, what is it? Meh, I’ll just say ‘clas­sic’ and hope nobody notices…”

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Or, “sub­tlety”.

  • haice says:

    It should have been be Scott ala SAVAGE IS LOOSE offer­ing a money back guar­an­tee if you did­n’t like the show.

  • D Cairns says:

    The EW hack not only does­n’t name the film, he does­n’t name George C Scott – he’s just “a man.” So I think your second guess is on the money, Mr Peel. Entertainment Weekly journ­al­ists don’t know their movies.

  • jbryant says:

    Coincidentally enough, I just read this today in the Keith Richards autobiography:
    “So we…moved out of New Jersey to a ren­ted house in South Salem, New York, called Frog Hollow… It was down the road from George C. Scott. He used to crash reg­u­larly into our white wooden fence, pissed out of his brain, driv­ing at ninety miles an hour.”
    Maybe George is a hero of Charlie’s.

  • I inter­viewed Scott briefly on the phone a couple of years before his death, and he was … mel­low. I can­’t tell you how dis­ap­poin­ted I was.

  • Mtraw says:

    To be fair to Mr. Hibberd, a) he’s a TV writer, not a film crit­ic, and b) “live-blogging” an event like that does­n’t lend itself to fact-checking. Amusing nonetheless.
    Also cred­it him with not­ing the irony of launch­ing such a spec­tacle of per­son­al exceess in Detroit.

  • CO says:

    The face that George C. is mak­ing is the exact same face I make at least twice a day, once before work starts, and once again after lunch.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Meanwhile, the award for the most incongruous/unexpected men­tion of ‘Hardcore’ must surely go to this review of the Marvel com­ic Spectacular Spider-Man #13 (1977), in which Spider-Man fights a fel­low super­hero (dressed as a *pig*), whose “quest to res­cue his sis­ter reminds me of a har­row­ing but largely for­got­ten George C. Scott film, Hardcore, where Scott plays an upstand­ing Michiganite whose daugh­ter dis­ap­pears into the seedy world of pornography.”
    http://blogintomystery.com/2010/07/20/woo-pig-sooie-sooie-peter-parker-the-spectacular-spider-man-13/

  • eladsinned says:

    Er, “clas­sic”? No offense to Schrader or Scott. Somewhere else I saw a cal­low young scribe men­tion “the act­or who played Gen. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove”. Little f*cker.