With a soft palpitation the small screen had fizzed into life—and there it was, the Royal Wedding, the crowd-ribbed Mall, the sun, and the horses getting people to the church on time. Blushing and glancing downwards in the glare of all this history, Lady Diana cruised slowly up the aisle, her tottering dad at her side and the pocket bridesmaids smirking in her wake. There was Charles, my age, standing uniformed among the ramrod princes. Is Fat Paul right? Has Charles given her one already? He’s going to give her one tonight—that’s for sure. As I twisted in my seat and muttered to myself I found I kept looking Martin’s way. The lips were parted, suspended, the eyes heavy and unblinking. If I stare into his face I can make out areas of waste and fatigue, the moonspots and boneshadow you’re bound to get if you hang out in the twentieth century. Of course, you do see people who appear to be quite unaffected by all this, by the timing of their time travel, not just their own journey but the planet’s parallel travel through time. They have a colour. You never see them in the streets, not in the streets plural. That colour, it looks like the sheen of health or sun or gimmicked youth but it is only the colour of money. Money softens the fall of life, as you know. Money breaks the fall. Anyway, Martin hasn’t got that colour. And neither have I. And neither have you. Shake. Princess Diana has it. She is nineteen years old, just starting out. There she goes now, gathering herself into the carriage while the horses stamp. All England dances. I looked at Martin and —I swear, I promise—I saw a grey tear glint in those heavy eyes. Love and marriage. The horses ticking down the long slide.
—Martin Amis, Money: A Suicide Note, 1984
Well culled, General.
If there’s a ‘Royal Wedding’ which deserves to be marvelled at, it’s Fred Astaire’s gravity-defying performance from 1951:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GNGDe4uNjQ&feature=related