Pointless quizzes

Quiz: Lars von Trier, Ramones, or Blue Oyster Cult?

By May 27, 2011No Comments

1) First rule is: the laws of Germany. Album-leave-home resized

2) I feel like someone com­ing back from Vietnam.

3) I was a Green Beret in Vietnam.

4) Hitler’s on the phone from Berlin.

5) Little German boy, being pushed around. Lars_von_trier

6) I come from a fam­ily of Communist nudists.

7) I’m a shock troop­er in a stupor, yes I am. 

8) OK, I’m a Nazi.

9) Don’t talk to commies. Blue-oyster-cult-pictures-1976-rk-3412-049-l-1-1

10) I was naïve and stupid.

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  • Matthias Galvin says:

    8 – Von Trier
    well, I’m out.

  • Oliver_C says:

    11) “God bless President Bush, and God bless America.”

  • I.B. says:

    I would have sweared 6) was from the Ramones; Google proved me wrong. Frankly, every quote from the Ramones per­fectly sounds like a Von Trier quote, and vice versa. They stand on the same corny wavelength, sev­er­al dec­ades apart.
    BOC should have stopped after ‘Secret treaties’.

  • D Cairns says:

    Lars is 2, 6, 8 and maybe 10, but if so 10 was scrip­ted by his press agent.

  • Fernando says:

    1 and 9 are Ramones. (Isn’t there some­thing about kosh­er salami that goes along with those? I haven’t listened to that record in a good long while, so I could just be hal­lu­cin­at­ing salami, as I am wont to do.)

  • 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (note the sequence) are the Ramones. 4 is BOC, from ME 262. The rest are (by pro­cess of elim­in­a­tion) Trier.
    The Ramones, BOC (and the Dictators) were all par­tially Jewish groups with Jewish man­agers, pro­du­cers and record labels. And they all joked about Nazis.
    Ah, the 70s. What a inno­cent time.

  • bill says:

    I hereby declare The Ramones and Blue Oyster Cult banned from the Cannes Film Festival.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yeah, exactly. Next time I go out there I’m gonna have to do some delet­ing on my iPod.
    1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 are indeed Ramones. 2, 6, 8 and 10 are indeed von Trier. 4 is the Cult. Kevin Michael Greene wins the Internet!

  • Claudio says:

    I’m a Nazi schatze y’know I fight for fath­er­land.” – from Today your love, tomor­row the world. Keep those Ramones away from Cannes!

  • Learn to Fly says:

    God Bless America and no place else.