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By June 5, 2011January 12th, 202659 Comments

Kudos to the ever-intrepid Mr. Edroso of alicub­log for steer­ing me to a gem of both poor usage and my favor­ite kind of dumb, the multi-leveled. A would-be screen­writer, Barbara Nicolosi, in a piece called “Exposing Euthanasia Through the Arts” (“What’s that even mean?” you might ask; like they say, read the whole thing, IF YOU DARE; it does become clear) asks the burn­ing ques­tion “How many par­ents real­ized, when you sent your teen­agers to James Cameron’s latest 3D extra­vag­anza Sanctum (2011), that there was a matter-of-fact mercy killing of four char­ac­ters at the end?” Well, okay, “a” “mercy killing” of “four char­ac­ters” is, I think, actu­ally, four “killings,” but nev­er mind that, or the oth­er thing, but the actu­al answer to the ques­tion is, “Not that many, I guess, and who cares, because Sanctum did­n’t even make back its pro­duc­tion budget of $30 mil­lion, which means the indoc­trin­a­tion of our teens into mercy-killing degen­er­ates is really going quite poorly. Also, on what plan­et these days to par­ents ‘send’ their teen­agers to the movies? Is Riverdale of the Archie com­ics a real place and I don’t know about it? Seriously?”

It gets even more excit­ing, with Nicolosi cit­ing four oth­er fea­ture films made between 1996 and 2004 and con­clud­ing, “The evid­ence is undeni­able: Somewhere in the middle of the Terri Schiavo tragedy, Hollywood and the cul­tur­al left climbed aboard the latest human-killing band­wag­on and have since thrown the weight of their tal­ent and cre­ativ­ity behind it.” Five films, and that HBO Kevorkian thing. “The weight” of Hollywood and the cul­tur­al left’s tal­ent and cre­ativ­ity. Yeah.

Since I’m on the cul­ture war top­ic, I will note here that while it’s very unlikely that I shall read David Mamet’s The Secret Knowledge, I did read my col­league Kurt Loder’s approv­ing review of it and cocked an eye­brow at Kurt’s obser­va­tion “[r]eaders on both sides of Mamet’s cur­rent polit­ic­al stance can take issue with his social con­ser­vat­ism. He is, among oth­er things, an unbend­ing pro­ponent of tra­di­tion­al gender arrange­ments […]” This strikes me as funny solely because Nick Tosches once (adopt­ing the voice of Robert Stack adopt­ing the voice of Eliot Ness, but still) referred to Mamet as “that half-fruit play­wright.” Doesn’t take much to amuse me, I know. 

59 Comments

  • James R says:

    I won­der what Barbara makes of the “human-killing band­wag­on” called war. Rather more people die for real because of that than in these films she has such prob­lems with.

  • Jason M. says:

    But, James, they don’t die in a mer­ci­ful way. That seems to be the flaw in your logic right there.

  • Kent Jones says:

    Crisis Magazine, it should be known, is a monthly con­ser­vat­ive Catholic journ­al star­ted by Michael Novak and pub­lished until recently by one Deal W. Hudson, a reg­u­lar vis­it­or to George Bush’s White House with a prom­in­ent pos­i­tion on the RNC, until the pub­lic­a­tion of an invest­ig­at­ive piece in the lib­er­al Catholic journ­al The National Catholic Reporter which promp­ted his resig­na­tion. Apart from the bul­ly­ing tac­tics you would asso­ci­ate with such a power­house in the Catholic and Republican hier­arch­ies, he is also a world class hypo­crite who took advant­age of one of his more vul­ner­able Fordham stu­dents in the 90s but, of course, got on the mor­al­ity band­wag­on dur­ing the Lewinsky affair. “No one regrets my past mis­takes more than I do,” he wrote in the National Review, in an attempt to get the jump on the NCR story. “[The Fordham incid­ent] was now being dug up, I believe, for polit­ic­al reas­ons — in an attempt to under­mine the causes I have fought for: the defense of Church teach­ings on life, the priest­hood, the author­ity of the pope, and the need for faith­ful Catholic par­ti­cip­a­tion in polit­ics.” Quite a piece of work, this guy.

  • I.B. says:

    Wow, great find. Hard to choose, but, here it goes, my favour­ite line:
    “We make short films for the highly influ­en­tial fest­iv­al cir­cuit about the infin­ite bless­ings that come through suffering.”

  • Chris O. says:

    Gah. I’m fond of “parapledgic hero played by hand­some star.” It’s like an Onion headline.
    Has any­one steered you to this gem yet?
    http://vimeo.com/24595172

  • SDG says:

    Five films, and that HBO Kevorkian thing. ‘The weight’ of Hollywood and the cul­tur­al left’s tal­ent and cre­ativ­ity. Yeah.”
    As long as your read­ers don’t go back and read Nicolosi’s piece, and see that she also cites com­par­at­ively recent epis­odes of “House,” “ER,” “Law & Order,” “Nurse Jackie” and “Weeds,” as well as a “com­ic take” in “The Simpsons.” I haven’t seen the epis­odes so I have no idea how euthanas­ia is depic­ted, but it seems rank dis­hon­esty to leave out more than half of Nicolosi’s ref­er­ences and then mock the paucity of the ref­er­ences you choose to cite. And gee, I don’t sup­pose her examples could be illus­trat­ive, not exhaust­ive, could they?
    Oh, and your cut­ting intro­duc­tion of Nicolosi … the height of grace­less­ness. Any stick to beat a dog, hm? Yeah.

  • Being the astute observ­er that he is Nick Toches may be onto some­thing re Mamet. Think of Christopher Hitchens going in reverse.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oooh, “rank,” I’m ter­ribly ashamed. Hey, I linked to the piece and said “read the whole thing;” I don’t know what else you want, except for me to com­pletely agree with it and offer all praise to Barbara Nicolosi. So now we’re up to five movies and a bunch of TV epis­odes, holy crap, you’re right, you really turned it around. As for my char­ac­ter­iz­a­tion of Ms. Nicolosi, giv­en the slop­pi­ness of her work, she’s lucky to be referred to as ANY sort of writer.

  • SDG says:

    Glenn, I don’t “com­pletely agree” with Nicolosi’s piece and I’m cer­tainly not going to offer her “all praise.” I under­stand it’s point­less to expect civil­ity from every yob on the Internet in his par­ents’ base­ment, but I don’t think pro­fes­sion­als should find it neces­sary to stoop to below the belt shots to toss off a strong critique.
    “Five movies and a bunch of TV shows” can cer­tainly be evid­ence of a sig­ni­fic­ant pat­tern, one that may mean­ing­fully affect the zeit­geist. I would­n’t phrase it the way Nicolosi did, but it would be silly to say “Bah, five movies and a bunch of TV shows, noth­ing to see here.”

  • brian p says:

    she must mean ‘expos­ing euthanas­ia IN the arts’. oth­er­wise the title sounds like it’s a com­munity col­lege seminar

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oh, there’s some­thing to “see there.” And the fact is is that when a film such as “Million Dollar Baby” comes out and gains some trac­tion, its ostens­ible mes­sage and/or polit­ic­al per­spect­ive is debated vig­or­ously (some might say ad nau­seum) in vari­ous for­ums, and a lot of points of view get aired out. And that’s fine. And that’s also hardly the same state of affairs as the mono­lith­ic edi­fice of right-think Nicolosi would like to cre­ate the impres­sion that the myth­ic entity of Hollywood is put­ting up, the bet­ter to kill grandma. And while I under­stand that “she did it first” is hardly a defense for inci­vil­ity, the pas­sage Edroso has the most fun with, “We need slo­gans like, ‘Make your insur­ance adjuster’s day; let him kill you.’ Or, ‘Everything we know about euthanas­ia we learned from the Nazis.’ ” hardly invites a response along the lines of “au con­traire, Barbara.”

  • Kent Jones says:

    Look, this “piece” was writ­ten for an on-line magazine that is basic­ally the Catholic arm of the right-wing pro­pa­ganda machine, and “euthanas­ia in the movies” is just anoth­er item that was checked off – it’s not like it’s a care­fully rendered essay in which the author felt com­pelled to build an actu­al argu­ment. It does­n’t really deserve your respect. Here are the titles of a few oth­er stor­ies on the web­site: “Obama and Business: Irreconcilable Differences” (a red-hot issue for all American Catholics), “International Criminal Court: Justice or Menace?,” and “As the Family Goes, So Goes the Economy.”

  • And that’s also hardly the same state of affairs as the mono­lith­ic edi­fice of right-think Nicolosi would like to cre­ate the impres­sion that the myth­ic entity of Hollywood is put­ting up, the bet­ter to kill grandma.”
    I cer­tainly think Barbara can be faul­ted on cit­ing the tim­ing of Terri Schiavo as sali­ent – wheth­er caus­ally or as co-inciding but related phe­nom­ena (all her movie examples are 2004 or earlier).”
    But cit­ing five films and six TV epis­odes (and there are sev­er­al she did­n’t cite, as this pro-euthanasia group notes – http://www.finalexit.org/assisted_suicide_in_the_movies.html) is at least evid­ence of some­thing in the zeit­geist and wheth­er it is “mono­lith­ic group­think” that is not rebut­ted by the obvi­ous fact there are hun­dreds of movies and TV epis­odes that are not about euthanas­ia. (Do we really want to apply that her­men­eut­ic to every per­ceived mor­al issue of which one might approve or dis­ap­prove its rep­res­ent­a­tion in pop­u­lar art?) What WOULD rebut it is a num­ber of movies or TV epis­odes that are as expli­citly anti-euthanasia as the one she cites are “pro.” Can only think of any? I can’t.
    Nor will it do as a rebut­tal to cite the fact that the them­at­ics of, say, MILLION-DOLLAR BABY get debated when the movie comes out. That is true, but that is a fact about the out­side world’s response to Hollywood. It tells one NOTHING about Hollywood itself and wheth­er it is or isn’t push­ing one side of that issue.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Fundies vs ‘The Simpsons’ redux… because Dan Quayle’s attempt worked out so well for him, LOL.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    And so, Mr. Morton turns up to steer the dis­cus­sion into the corner of “Hollywood” its own self and wheth­er it is or isn’t “push­ing” one side of the issue. Note the for­mu­la­tion there, the again-accepted notion of Hollywood as this (mon­strous, of course) dis­crete entity with a very par­tic­u­lar agenda. My pre­ferred for­mu­la­tion would be to say that, well, yes, there’s a pre­pon­der­ance of films that argu­ably do come down on the side of, oh, not-being-anti-euthanasia. And what of it? This is “com­mun­ists peep­ing out of my wife’s blouse” victim-card-pulling pul­ing yet again, and there’s only one answer to it, which even poor poor piti­ful Roger L. Simon knows is the only way, and that is, go out and make your own god­damn anti-euthanasia movie and try hard to make sure that it does­n’t suck. See, Ben Shapiro’s prob­lem (well, one of his many prob­lems) is that he’s not tal­en­ted enough to do that. And Bill Whittle’s prob­lem is that he’s too much of an, um, eccent­ric to pull off any such thing. And Barbara Nicolosi’s prob­lem is pretty evid­ent in her piece. It’s poor sport to make fun of such people, I know. I’ll try to do bet­ter next time.
    Honestly, the thing that really caught my atten­tion was the whole sending-the-teenagers-to-the-movies remark. If you’re that poorly informed about how things work, you’re nev­er going to be able to storm the bar­ri­cades of Hollywood. This is like arguing with liber­tari­ans; it can go on forever, because the things they are talk­ing about are actu­ally NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. And it ain’t because the oth­er side is being oppressed.

  • Barbara Nicolosi and Crisis magazine (and Dan Quayle for that mat­ter) are not “fundies.”

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Glad we cleared THAT up. Okay, play nice for a while, kids, I gotta go to the gym and take some steps to stave off my future poten­tial euth­an­iz­a­tion, be back in a coupla hours.

  • SDG says:

    My pre­ferred for­mu­la­tion would be to say that, well, yes, there’s a pre­pon­der­ance of films that argu­ably do come down on the side of, oh, not-being-anti-euthanasia.”
    To the extent that (a) “pre­pon­der­ance” can be con­strued to mean “essen­tially all the rel­ev­ant con­tent,”* and (b) “argu­ably” can be con­strue to mean “obvi­ous to all remotely ration­al observ­ers, though of course there’s NOTHING that SOMEONE won’t con­tro­vert,” and © “not-being-anti-euthanasia” can be con­strued to mean “any­where from neut­ral­ity to all-out pro-euthanasia act­iv­ism” … your “pre­ferred for­mu­la­tion” seems about as cau­tious and tep­id an acknow­ledg­ment of the real­ity as can be imagined.
    *Unless you want to rise to Mr. Morton’s chal­lenge and offer some counter-evidence.

  • Kent Jones says:

    A great example is the gay cul­ture. Homosexuality made an abso­lute inten­tion­al move­ment for­ward to get on the media and in peoples’ faces. They were going to change the way America thinks about gays by using the media. This actu­ally happened. They had a meet­ing in LA with some very influ­en­tial homo­sexu­als and they sat down and they made a list of things they were going to do—a gay char­ac­ter in every tele­vi­sion show, a gay char­ac­ter in every movie. They were going to read the scripts from the stu­di­os and give notes and screen them for any­thing that was ‘homo­phobic.’ The book THE HOMOSEXUALIZATION OF AMERICA by Dennis Altman doc­u­ments this moment and the strategy.
    “Fifteen years later would you ever have believed that we’d have five states with same-sex civil uni­ons and one with gay mar­riage and last year 11 ref­er­en­dums on same-sex mar­riage? I was in Washington, DC, a couple years ago, and some con­ser­vat­ive staffers on the Hill said to me about this issue, ‘Where did all this come from?’ And I said, ‘Are you kid­ding me? This was decided 12 years ago with Roseanne kiss­ing her girl­friend, and then Ellen com­ing out, and then ER hav­ing a les­bi­an doc­tor!’ We are too late now because for too many years we made no response in the cul­ture.” – from an inter­view with Barbara Nicolosi, “American screen­writer, script con­sult­ant and founder of a Christian screenwriter’s pro­gram” and “renowned expert in cine­mat­ic excel­lence and visu­al storytelling” (from her Wikipedia entry)
    How, one might won­der, did a “renowned expert in cine­mat­ic excel­lence and visu­al storytelling” find her­self shoot­ing the breeze with “some con­ser­vat­ive staffers on the hill?”

  • Sprezzatura says:

    The new thing is to care pas­sion­ately, and be right-wing.”

  • I don’t think I “steered” the dis­cus­sion any­where, simply provided a rebut­tal on sub­jects that already had been brought up. And besides, Glenn, you surely would be dis­ap­poin­ted in me if I wer­en’t to com­ment on this topic.
    Anyhoo, des­pite my use of “Hollywood” as a sin­gu­lar noun, I assure Our Genial Host that I do not believe it is either a con­spir­acy or a dis­crete entity (see here: http://vjmorton.wordpress.com/2003/08/20/liberalism-as-product-placement ) that “wakes up in the morn­ing and asks itself over its first latte ‘what can we put into movies to help the left’.” Rather, it’s a self-selected (and thus self-perpetuating) cul­ture of con­sensus that “writes what it knows” and reflects its world­views. Which is one factor (among oth­ers) in explain­ing why self-consciously con­ser­vat­ive “counter-movies” have been not very good or worse. (You would actu­ally find agree­ment with Barbara on that point, BTW. I believe it was she who first used the term “Junk for Jesus” in my pres­ence. And you know my opin­ion of Ben Shapiro as a critic.)
    But I’m glad you can see that the pre­pon­der­ance of films about euthanas­ia argu­ably do not oppose it. (“Unanimity” I’d say, bar a counter-example; but why quibble.)

  • Other than the dir­ec­tion of the terms that indic­ate approv­al or dis­ap­prov­al of the phe­nom­ena, how is what Barbara said in 2004 any dif­fer­ent from what pro-gay folks routinely say about “how far we’ve come” and “impact­ing the cul­ture and mak­ing ourselves seen and known,” etc. That’s the whole logic of Coming Out Days.

  • Kent Jones says:

    Well Victor, on one level there’s no dif­fer­ence what­so­ever – on said level, everything is reduced to war­ring rhet­or­ic­al ges­tures. On anoth­er level, there’s a very big dif­fer­ence between those who believe that gay rights is a ter­rif­ic example of mor­al pro­gress and those who believe that it’s a threat to the insti­tu­tion of mar­riage, to the fam­ily, and per­haps to west­ern civil­iz­a­tion as we know it.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oh, ok, duh. See, I thought the “whole logic” of Coming Out Days was to estab­lish some sort of strength in num­bers that might have the effect of few­er fair­ies get­ting the shit stomped out of them with no con­sequences for the stom­pers, or some­thing. Whereas in real­ity it’s a giant insi­di­ous plot to TURN THE WORLD HOMO.
    More ser­i­ously, though, would­n’t you (Victor) say that a film like “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” is, at least, anti-euthanasia by implic­a­tion? And aren’t there at least a few genre films in which a prot­ag­on­ist’s con­scious­ness is shut down for some reas­on, and he or she has to com­mu­nic­ate this before being unjus­ti­fi­ably put to death? Where ought one stand on Dallas’s “Kill me” plea in one of the cuts of “Alien?” I admit that the ima­gin­at­ive resources neces­sary to make a pro­gram­mat­ic­ally anti-euthanasia pic­ture are for­mid­able; you’ve got to cre­ate a scen­ario in which moral/ethical/theological dictums can enga­gingly trump that old bug­a­boo, “qual­ity of life.”
    Okay, now I really AM going to the gym, and maybe I’ll troll for some anonym­ous gay sex in the sauna while I’m there, ‘cuz I’m all about wal­low­ing in mor­al depravity.

  • SDG says:

    More ser­i­ously, though, would­n’t you (Victor) say that a film like ‘The Diving Bell and the Butterfly’ is, at least, anti-euthanasia by implication?”
    Good point. And now that you men­tion it, so was Mark Waters’ JUST LIKE HEAVEN.

  • SDG says:

    (Which, like SANCTUM, did­n’t make back its pro­duc­tion budget, so take that FWIW.)

  • Oliver_C says:

    Behold the IMDB page of a “renowned expert in cine­mat­ic excel­lence and visu­al storytelling”:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1728753/

  • Glenn:
    Fair enough about DIVING BELL AND BUTTERFLY (which, irony of iron­ies, Barbara dis­liked) – and which I should have thought of since (Victor digs out his notes to con­firm) the Terri Schiavo thought even occurred to me while I was watch­ing and rather-liking it. And while I hon­estly can­’t think of a film that employs the trope you describe (I’m not the genre-hound you are), it’s intu­it­ive enough that it prob­ably has been used.
    And I acknow­ledge that since cinema tends toward real­ism, or to the depic­tion of the phys­ic­al and con­crete, that it’s easi­er and more surface-persuasive to draw sym­pathy for someone in pain and ill health than mor­al issues that can feel like abstrac­tions, espe­cially to the unconvinced.
    But at the same time, does one really HAVE to make a hero out of Jack Kevorkian? Is it not a fair point that he could just as eas­ily be por­trayed as a vil­lain with­in exist­ing con­ven­tions, yet was­n’t (Hollywood films about seri­al killers are not in short sup­ply). Therefore it is reas­on­able to infer that YOU DON’T KNOW JACK and all its awards-garlanding were (at least in part) ideo­lo­gic­ally motiv­ated. I think that this HBO film — which was prob­ably seen by more people than five of the oth­er six feature-film titles we’ve men­tioned com­bined — was really the cata­lyst for Barbara’s article.

  • Kent:
    “on said level, everything is reduced to war­ring rhet­or­ic­al gestures.”
    … a cri­tique of which ges­tures from one side seemed to be rather the point of your Wikipedia cut-and-paste. It looked to me like a bid to show what a con­spir­at­ori­al fool Barbara is.
    But hey, if your actu­al argu­ment really is the sub­stant­ive one – “she opposes gay rights, there­fore everything she says related to the sub­ject (and prob­ably oth­ers) is the fool­ish­ness of Jesusite toast-gazers” (and please cla­ri­fy if that isn’t) – well, is there really much more for you and I to say?

  • Zach says:

    I won’t speak for Kent, but this little gem -
    “she opposes gay rights, there­fore everything she says related to the sub­ject (and prob­ably oth­ers) is the fool­ish­ness of Jesusite toast-gazers”
    ‑sounds about right to me. I mean, it’s a bit over­sim­pli­fied, and I would argue why anti-gay rights is noth­ing more than bigotry, but I’ll let Lewis Black make the point:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o‑id4GKsaQk

  • I would argue why anti-gay rights is noth­ing more than bigotry”
    No, actu­ally one can­not argue that (and also there is no earthly reas­on to do so even if you could), because that pre­sup­poses an argu­ment to be had (or an audi­ence cap­able of reas­on). Bigotry (big­ots) is the oppos­ite of both these things. The charge “bigotry” is not an argu­ment, it is an anathematization.
    But good to hear, for future’s sake.

  • Partisan says:

    I don’t really care about super­hero com­ic books now, but I am vaguely aware that they are more sym­path­et­ic to homo­sexu­al­ity than they were in the eighties and nineties, when it was very dif­fi­cult to raise the issue. I don’t know if they dis­cuss euthanas­ia, but since char­ac­ters come back from the dead all the time, I would hardly think they make a very good case for it.

  • Zach says:

    @ Victor; excuse me, I was try­ing to be polite. Opposing equal rights under the con­sti­tu­tion for homo­sexu­als is, trans­par­ently, bigotry. I would put forth reas­ons why this is so, but some­thing so obvi­ous does­n’t (or should­n’t, if we’re being ser­i­ous) require fur­ther explan­a­tion. You seem a smart enough cook­ie to grasp that, so I’m assum­ing by your com­ment that you agree.

  • SDG says:

    @ Zach: Victor can speak for him­self, but I would say that I am for equal rights under the Constitution for all American cit­izens, and that cat­egor­ies such as straight vs. homo­sexu­al don’t enter into my think­ing on this (indeed, like many queer the­or­ists I don’t put much stock in those cat­egor­ies in the first place). In that sense, I could in prin­ciple agree with your premise that to oppose equal rights under the Constitution for homo­sexu­als is bigotry.
    OTOH, I also con­sider it trans­par­ently obvi­ous that the civil insti­tu­tion of mar­riage exists prin­cip­ally and essen­tially for the sake of recog­niz­ing and affirm­ing a type of endur­ing uni­on that occurs uniquely between a man and a woman (as well as the lar­ger set of rela­tion­ships that emerge when off­spring are born to a man and a woman), and that to redefine the term mar­riage to include fun­da­ment­ally dif­fer­ent types of rela­tion­ships runs clean con­trary to the rais­on d’être for civil mar­riage in the first place.
    That said, it should be abund­antly obvi­ous to any­one suf­fi­ciently famil­i­ar with the state of dis­cus­sion at this time that (a) the above state­ment will be viol­ently con­tro­ver­ted by those on the oth­er side, and (b) neither affirm­a­tion nor deni­al of this state­ment fol­lows from being a “smart cook­ie.” There are “smart cook­ies” on both sides. It is the­or­et­ic­ally pos­sible to indict every­one on one side or the oth­er of some griev­ous mor­al fail­ing such as bigotry, but not, to me, plausible.

  • Zach says:

    @ SDG – I also don’t put much stock in the stark cat­egor­iz­a­tion of sexu­al ori­ent­a­tion, but I’d argue that cer­tain cat­egor­ies become neces­sary in a leg­al sys­tem; iron­ic­ally, it’s the pro­hib­i­tion of gays from leg­al mar­riage that renders neces­sary their self-identification as such. If a woman wants to marry anoth­er woman, and the gov­ern­ment steps in and tells her she can­’t, a cat­egory has been cre­ated, and the singling out of that (now) sep­ar­ate and unequal cat­egory is an injustice.
    As far as the unique-ness of het­ero­sexu­al love, or intim­acy, or whatever you mean by “uni­on” – I don’t see it, frankly, oth­er than in the bio­lo­gic­al implic­a­tions for child­birth. I can­’t say for cer­tain, but exper­i­ence has shown me that gay couples can be just as good or bad as straight ones. As to wheth­er there is some vari­ation from the stated ideal of civil mar­riage, I don’t see a sub­stant­ive one – oth­er than, again, the afore­men­tioned issue of mak­ing babies. But that’s all beside the point, isn’t it – the point being that, it isn’t the gov­ern­ment’s damn busi­ness who cohab­its with who, or does what freaky thing with who’s ori­fices, or who takes long walks on the beach with (or how they choose to make it official.)
    All that being said, I have my doubts about mar­riage as a leg­ally bind­ing insti­tu­tion anyway…but this thread is already dan­ger­ously off-topic. I just wanted an oppor­tun­ity to spread the joy of the Gay Banditos bit.

  • lipranzer says:

    Getting back to the ori­gin­al debate:
    I real­ize “euthanas­ia” is a hot-button top­ic, and hav­ing nev­er been in the pos­i­tion of hav­ing to decide wheth­er to make that decision for any­one else, I feel I’m in no pos­i­tion to speak ill of any­one’s feel­ings on the mat­ter (my feel­ing is I simply would­n’t want to watch my loved ones suf­fer any more than they had to, and if they asked me to end it all, I’d want to grant their wishes, but again, I haven’t been in that pos­i­tion, so I can­’t say for sure). And, to be fair to Nicolosi, I haven’t seen those TV epis­odes (unless that epis­ode of ER was dur­ing the George Clooney years), and the only movies I’ve seen she lists are THE ENGLISH PATIENT, MILLION DOLLAR BABY, and TALK TO HER, and I hon­estly don’t remem­ber how Almodovar’s movie dealt with the whole issue (I’m very sur­prised ONE TRUE THING did­n’t get men­tioned, though).
    But let’s talk about those oth­er two movies. I don’t see euthanas­ia com­ing up at all in THE ENGLISH PATIENT; yes, Juliette Binoche is just there to make Ralph Fiennes com­fort­able until he does die, but it’s not like she’s there to pull the plug, unless I com­pletely missed some­thing. And as for MILLION DOLLAR BABY, how can any­one in their right mind see this as a simple-minded look at this issue? Hilary Swank asks Clint Eastwood to help end her life. Eastwood becomes anguished and says he can­’t do that. They talk about it. She tries to take mat­ters in her own hands, but fails. They talk about it some more. He talks it over with the priest in the movie (Brian F. O’Byrne), who tells him it’s a sin to do what she asks. Finally, he decides to help her die, and tries to act calm for her sake, but you can still see he’s in agony about it. And then he leaves town(I may have screwed up the timeline on this in a couple of ways, and of course I leave out all the box­ing gym scenes that don’t involve Eastwood), pos­sibly to try and find his real daugh­ter, but also pos­sibly because of how he feels about what he’s done. Of course, you could argue about wheth­er or not Eastwood and writer Paul Haggis were overly melo­dra­mat­ic with this sequence (I would­n’t agree, but I could see the argu­ment). But my impres­sion is Eastwood takes the issue ser­i­ously, gives us both sides (without being simple-minded about it), and shows us whatever his char­ac­ter decides, it’s a tough decision he’s going to feel crappy about either way.
    According to Nicolosi, these two movies, and the oth­er works she lists, are examples of Hollywood say­ing, “Run! We want to kill your sup­posedly close-to-dying patients with no thought what­so­ever!” Surely there’s a way to say you don’t feel com­fort­able with euthanas­ia, or wish there were films more sym­path­et­ic to your point of view, without resort­ing to hyper­bole such as this.

  • Lipranzer:
    Here is a nurse dis­turbed by the very phe­nomen­on you describe – that so few people saw THE ENGLISH PATIENT as a euthanas­ia movie and you your­self, on your own self-description, seem to have missed it – http://www.nurseweek.com/ednote/patient.html I will myself say, in solid­ar­ity with you, that euthanas­ia isn’t its worst mor­al fail­ing – the whole prin­cip­al story is a tox­ic cel­eb­ra­tion of selfishness-to-the-point-of-Nazi-collaborationist-apologia.
    What I would say in gen­er­al, though, is that Barbara is cor­rect to cite these movies for exactly the reas­ons you cite in their defense – that the par­tic­u­lar stor­ies presen­ted in the films rep­res­ent “lim­it cases.” But that is exactly how pro­pa­ganda oper­ates and how mor­al degrad­a­tion advances – by fram­ing a mor­al premise in the most unfa­vor­able par­tic­u­lar cir­cum­stances possible.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Fuck you and your “mor­al degrad­a­tion”, you asshat.

  • I.B. says:

    Euthanasia is pretty much ALL about ‘lim­it cases’.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Guys, guys, sum­mer­’s just start­ing! It’s sup­posed to hit the 90s this week! It’s gonna get worse before it gets bet­ter! Cool down!

  • … for now. (Or how­ever you say that in Dutch.)
    And once the social con­science is caut­er­ized, par­tic­u­larly in an envir­on­ment of “how dare you judge me”/“fuck you, you asshat” anti­no­mi­an­ism, those “lim­its” become sur­pris­ingly flex­ible. (See also, how cam­paigns for loosened rules on thera­peut­ic abor­tions in 50s/60s even­tu­ally birthed a gen­er­al right.)

  • Sorry for con­tinu­ing this, Glenn after your warn­ing. That was a cross-post tim­ing thing.
    And the “for now” was obvi­ously segue­ing off IB.

  • I.B. says:

    I’d say ‘asshat’ may not be an appropi­ate choice (too heavy for polite rebut­tal, too eccent­ric for all-out name-calling), but it’s hardly a sign of the impend­ing apo­ca­lypse. And it’s cer­tainly not the exclus­ive prop­erty of one of the sides of this debate, since defend­ing euthanas­ia in oth­er sites can get you responses as heated as that, if not more, and would not ‘social con­science’ be equally caut­er­ized, though in a dif­fer­ent way, in an envir­on­ment of “do what I say”/“enjoy the pain of the Lord, you asstele­meter heathen!”?
    And let’s not delve into ‘what if’ straw men. Euthanasia is under­stood for lim­it cases. Period. It must be dis­cussed with­in that frame (1.66?, sorry), it is mor­al as such, it is immor­al as such, and not dodge the issue assum­ing it’s going to auto­mat­ic­ally degen­er­ate into some­thing else, because that is ENTIRELY a dif­fer­ent issue. You start that, I’ll start quot­ing non-related ‘Our gang’ bull­shit speeches. Understood?

  • I.B. says:

    Sorry, ‘Understood? sounds too much as a threat. Replace with ‘Deal?’

  • Dragging back to foo-foo films… It’s quite true, as has been argued here, that films more often seem sym­path­et­ic to euthanas­ia because film is fun­da­ment­ally a medi­um of the extern­al, and one with a strong inclin­a­tion towards glor­i­fic­a­tion of the indi­vidu­al. A suf­fer­ing per­son who wishes to die invites the audi­ence to want to see their suf­fer­ing ended, and to see their dream real­ized. The Catholic anti-euthanasia pos­i­tion rests on the belief that one’s body is not one’s own, but instead belongs to an invis­ible god who imposed a set of rules from which an inter­pret­a­tion can be derived (after much, much extra­pol­a­tion) pro­hib­it­ing euthanas­ia. That’s a tough sell in movies—heck, it’s not an easy sell in ration­al dis­cus­sion. When a movie shows you a suf­fer­ing per­son say­ing “I want _________”, whatever _________ is, an audi­ence wants to see them get it. The per­son who stands up and says “You can­’t have what you want because the priests say you can­’t” is the villain.

  • The Siren says:

    @I.B.: “It must be dis­cussed with­in that frame (1.66?, sorry)”
    I love you for that, I.B., espe­cially this thread bids fair to be as un-killable as the Barry Lyndon aspect-ratio food-fight.

  • Kent Jones says:

    Victor, your ques­tion is fair. To be clear, the cut and paste is mostly from an inter­view she gave, and only the last part is from her Wikipedia entry. It is, you’ll have to admit, an odd description.
    On a fun­da­ment­al level, I don’t believe any­one can be reduced to any­thing. But can there really be such a thing as a nuanced, care­fully con­sidered, and humane anti-gay rights pos­i­tion? You prob­ably think so, and on that point we will have to disagree.
    But my ques­tion is: isn’t Barbara Nicolosi a Conservative first and a screen­writer second, her frank view of lousy “bias-correcting” films not­with­stand­ing? It would seem so, giv­en the fact that she spends time on Capitol Hill hob­nob­bing with con­ser­vat­ive lob­by­ists, but maybe we dis­agree on that count, too.
    So no, I don’t think she’s a “Jesusite toast-gazer.” But based on the inter­view, I can­’t say that I find her a com­pel­ling thinker.

  • SDG says:

    @ Zach: Not to per­petu­ate a tan­gent already stretched to the break­ing point, I’ll pass on respond­ing to the bulk of your com­ments, except to say that when you say “All that being said, I have my doubts about mar­riage as a leg­ally bind­ing insti­tu­tion any­way,” that’s pretty much the nub of the issue. A world in which same-sex rela­tion­ships are leg­ally deemed to be equi­val­ent to mar­riage is a world in which the insti­tu­tion of mar­riage itself no longer has any clear rais­on d’être. Given the premise that “it isn’t the gov­ern­ment’s damn busi­ness who cohab­its with who, or does what freaky thing with who’s ori­fices,” etc., everything about mar­riage becomes equally arbit­rary and ulti­mately indefens­ible: its exclus­ive­ness, its insist­ence on only two part­ners, its ves­ti­gi­al taboos (e.g., incest), even the pre­sump­tion that mar­riage means sex.

  • Kent:
    Yes, that descrip­tion of Barbara (surely not a self-one, I hope) is rather odd. More so if one is famil­i­ar with her cri­ti­cism, as I am.
    As for spend­ing time of Capitol Hill, she has cer­tainly giv­en a couple speeches to folks gathered in DC in vari­ous capa­cit­ies (I atten­ded one of them), but describ­ing her as primar­ily a polit­ic­al fig­ure on that basis is reduct­ive. I would describe her an aspir­ing screen­writer and prac­ti­cing teach­er (one with a defin­it­ive POV, sure … as with most screen­writers or teachers).
    As for **wheth­er there can be** a nuanced carefully-considered and humane oppos­i­tion to gay mar­riage / discrimination-laws / mil­it­ary ser­vice / Scout troop­ers, etc. … that isn’t some­thing we can simply chalk up to dis­agree­ment and “agree to dis­agree.” The issues them­selves … sure. But the pre­sup­pos­i­tion of that lat­ter comity is an affirm­at­ive answer to that pos­sib­il­ity. I’m sorry you give a neg­at­ive one.

  • The Catholic anti-euthanasia pos­i­tion rests on the belief that one’s body is not one’s own, but instead belongs to an invis­ible god who imposed a set of rules from which an inter­pret­a­tion can be derived (after much, much extra­pol­a­tion) pro­hib­it­ing euthanasia.”
    Actually, it isn’t. Given Glenn’s and oth­ers’ stated exas­per­a­tion on an OT thread, I’ll have to leave it at that lest I over­stay my welcome.

  • Mike D says:

    Euthanasia would not work on this thread.

  • I.B. says:

    @ Victor Morton: Huh, I for­got to ask you what did you meant by this. Been puzzled on it all after­noon at work:
    “… for now. (Or how­ever you say that in Dutch.)”
    Dutch?

  • Holland has been the world “lead­er” in euthanas­ia (and euthanas­ia creep) for about three dec­ades now.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Their army’s full of poofs too!

  • I.B. says:

    Oh. And I thought you mis­took me for a Dutchman and was half para­noid won­der­ing why it could be so, is it good, is it bad, who else noticed…
    Still, that gets me think­ing: isn’t the Netherlands some kind of New Sodoma for right wing­ers? Taking their stances on this mat­ter, pot, pros­ti­tu­tion, gay mar­riage, Paul Verhoeven, etc., how come there has­n’t been any moronic/phony/is-there-really-a-difference wacko preach­er call­ing for it to be des­troyed by fires fall­ing from the heav­ens? I mean, they, the Dutch, have it all!

  • You for­got their poof army.
    Well, Paul Verhoeven at least made a TRIUMPH OF THE WILL homage, so there is THAT. Plus, their foot­ball team is awe­some (and awe­somely enter­tain­ing). And they gave the world Heineken.
    More ser­i­ously, the reli­gious fig­ures call­ing for dam­na­tion on Holland tend to be (recently) intern­al, not of the Christian vari­ety, and a bit more vig­or­ous about pen­al­iz­ing those who “have it all.”

  • Kent Jones says:

    Yes, I read you Victor. “…agree to dis­agree” is an I‑close-the-iron-door kind of state­ment, the kind that only seems to be made on TV or on the inter­net but nev­er in mixed company.
    When I wrote “con­ser­vat­ive first…screenwriter second,” I think I really meant “con­ser­vat­ive activist.”
    Thanks for react­ing thoughtfully.

  • Zach says:

    To those who have rushed to Nicolosi’s defense – have you actu­ally read her art­icle? (I just did). I mean, it is trans­par­ently a call for fun­da­ment­al­ist pro­pa­ganda. Whether Nicolosi is inter­ested in (or cap­able of) a reasoned dis­cus­sion of the vexed issue of euthanas­ia seems irrel­ev­ant; noth­ing in the piece sug­gests that she is. In fact, she makes it quite clear that she isn’t even inter­ested in drama or aes­thet­ics, inso­far as they exist to do any­thing oth­er than per­suade an audi­ence of an ideo­lo­gic­al mes­sage. Why this is deserving of any­thing except dis­missal or snark is bey­ond me.

  • preston says:

    Maybe I’ll send her one of my offi­cial “W.W.A.B.D.?” brace­lets. (What Would André Bazin Do?) Patent pending, of course.