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Enough already

By June 18, 2011No Comments

A friend and col­league sends an e‑mail this morn­ing with the head­ing “Kiiiiillllllllll Meeeeeeeeeee,” and below it a link to this.

I must cred­it Manohla Dargis for tak­ing the exist­ence of Dan Kois with bet­ter grace than I ever will; if I were her, I would have had a rage stroke at the point of the par­en­thet­ic­al “Yes Manohla, really guilty!” Like Robin Wood, I don’t believe in the guilty pleas­ure, nor in its prob­able inverse. That is to say, I don’t feel guilty about things I don’t “get;” usu­ally, when I don’t “get” some­thing, I, like, TRY HARDER, or, after a cer­tain point, give up and con­clude that what I’m look­ing at just might be Bad Art. Hence, A.O. Scott talks just good plain com­mon sense in respond­ing to Kois’ chal­lenge (which, let’s face it, isn’t even at the intel­lec­tu­al level of com­munity col­lege lib­er­al arts dis­course), even though I dis­agree with Scott strongly on Marienbad (we’ll have to talk about that some time) and have, unlike him, come around quite a bit on Pedro Costa (I remem­ber he and I both not caring for Colossal Youth at Cannes a few years back; I revised after review­ing, and Mark Peranson’s rhet­or­ic­al I‑won’t-call-it-bullying had noth­ing to do with it). The thing that makes Kois’ per­spect­ive so thor­oughly prob­lem­at­ic, the thing he just does­n’t “get,” is that cri­ti­cism is in fact about a whole lot more than his, or my, sub­jectiv­ity. Read some fuck­ing Baudelaire, for fuck­’s sake. Understand the form

Also, Kois: “I’m not sur­prised that the response from crit­ics in par­tic­u­lar has been mostly hos­tile; I made jokes, after all, about a lot of crit­ics’ favor­ite movies, and crit­ics are crit­ics because they take taste per­son­ally.” Um, you call those JOKES, sport?

This, alas, cuts to the quick about what’s really unfor­tu­nate about this piece: under the guise of “mov­ing the con­ver­sa­tion for­ward” it merely fur­ther solid­i­fies the cliqueish, clan­nish, hail-fellow-well-met, just-us-“normal”-nice-agenda-setting-pros eth­os without which ami­able frauds such as Kois would­n’t have a career. And once again one recalls the immor­tal and some­times unavoid­able words of Deanna Durbin. More than a few of you know them, I think. 

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  • edo says:

    * Bashes head through com­puter screen *

  • Jake says:

    isn’t even at the intel­lec­tu­al level of com­munity col­lege lib­er­al arts discourse”
    Gee, thanks.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Um, Jake, don’t will­fully miss my point. I under­stand that intel­lec­tu­al excel­lence isn’t the exclus­ive province of the Ivy League, etc. What I’m say­ing that Kois is a paid pro­fes­sion­al who should know bet­ter and yet insists on pitch­ing his argu­ment at a com­pletely ele­ment­ary, if not beside-the-actual-point, level. As you were.

  • rcobeen says:

    I’m reminded of a little over a year ago when Dennis Cozzalio sur­pris­ingly praised the Slate Movie Club on his site. I chimed in that the par­ti­cipants were dis­ap­point­ing com­pared to pre­vi­ous years (Edelstein, Ebert, Scott, Kerr, Hoberman, Dargis, Foundas and Zacharek), and spe­cific­ally com­plained about Kois’ need to con­stantly try to be funny (emphas­is on the “try”). I also could­n’t believe he he took David O. Russell to task for doing a genre study by mak­ing “The Fighter.” Kois respon­ded by being snarky and sopho­mor­ic. I decided to pay as little atten­tion to him as pos­sible from that moment. It becomes more dif­fi­cult, I sup­pose, when it appears in the Times.

  • James says:

    I like house­work in my own home. I don’t think I would like it in a ren­ted house.”
    “I think a girl is grow­ing into a young lady when she becomes 16.”
    “I used to won­der why the movies spent so much money on lovely fab­rics and fine work­man­ship. It seemed to me that they at least could fudge a little on sew­ing the seams. But it turns out that the cam­era sees a lot more than the human eye does, and if a dress isn’t exactly right on the screen, it looks sleazy.”
    Any oth­er Deanna Durbin quotes spring to mind?

  • J Alary says:

    Is Dan Kois one of those nox­ious Internet hip­sters? His film articles–with the afore­men­tioned attempts at humour–are replete with a self-congratulatory tone that is very grat­ing. I’m reminded of Fight Club, where Brad Pitt’s char­ac­ter, meet­ing Edward Norton’s char­ac­ter on the plane, responds to Norton’s “single-serving” com­ment: “How’s that work­ing out for you?” “What?” “Being clever.”

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ J Alary, I don’t know that I’d call Kois a “hip­ster.” I do under­stand that he once, in his capa­city as a “pro­fess­or of journ­al­ism” or some­thing (I know, I know), invited the quite tra­gic­ally hip Karina Longworth to address his charges, so there’s that. (I sup­pose the soli­cit­a­tion of Longworth to address a body of young people could be inter­preted as a ges­ture of diabol­ic­al Dadaist geni­us, or maybe a tendril of that “Scared Straight” pris­on thing, but I don’t think Kois inten­ded it in either of those senses.) On the oth­er hand, he did begin his ini­tial “cul­tur­al veget­ables” piece with some dribble about his ostens­ibly ador­able daugh­ters, some­thing no self-respecting “hip­ster” would do. No, Kois is more of a know-somethingish gentri­fi­er by cir­cum­stance; someone who’s annoyed at being priced out of Park Slope, decides to “settle” for Carroll Gardens because Kurt Andersen lives there, and then winds up pion­eer­ing Gowanus because the Gardens are too sat­ur­ated too. Only in the case of Kois him­self he’s faked every­one out by liv­ing in a D.C. sub­urb. But you get the idea.

  • Jaime says:

    I’m not sur­prised that the response from crit­ics in par­tic­u­lar has been mostly hos­tile; I made jokes, after all, about a lot of crit­ics’ favor­ite movies, and crit­ics are crit­ics because they take taste personally…”
    I star­ted read­ing the NYT piece but could­n’t get past this. My self-serving-bullshit detect­or over­rides my cent­ral nervous sys­tem. Why not go all the way and say “they hate me because I’m beautiful”?

  • Sam O. Brown says:

    Stephanie Zacharek? The Stephanie “Godard went down hill after 1967 as writ­ten in her New York Times art­icle back in 2008” Zacharek?!! Seems to me that Zacharek may be Kois’ mentor.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Jaime: I think one reas­on he won’t go all the way and say “they hate me because I’m beau­ti­ful” is because he looks like Karl Rove audi­tion­ing for a spot on “Survivor” and seems to know it. Not that a whole lot of us in this you-know-what busi­ness are any­thing to write home about in the looks depart­ment but, hey. Still, your cita­tion is damningly appos­ite; it nails the con­fid­ent shit­ti­ness that anim­ates most of Kois’s writ­ing and marks his pro­ject as deeply per­ni­cious, AND reveals (not for the first time) that his “con­fes­sions” of “guilt” are unmit­ig­ated bull­shit. Damn. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to punch in the face someone I’d nev­er met before this.
    @ Sam. O. Brown: I dis­agree with Stephanie Z. A LOT (to the extent that we kind of can­’t talk ALL that much about film if we want to remain friendly), but she’s entirely upfront about her pref­er­ences, and not at all disin­genu­ous about whatever agenda she’s work­ing. That said, the Godard book review WAS pretty unfortunate.

  • David Jameson says:

    I don’t know the guy, but hon­estly, he should not be writ­ing for the Times at this point. This is like Bruni say­ing that he does­n’t enjoy food when the ser­vice is good and that he would rather be eat­ing at McDonald’s. How could you trust his judge­ment unless that was your thing? Sure, there are times when films are dif­fi­cult for whatever reas­on (too fast/too slow), but to admit that you can­’t even watch a film you’ve been tasked to see for your JOB? He should have kept his com­ment in his diary. The NYT should have writers with dif­fer­ent per­spect­ives, but an admis­sion that one aspires to be on the same level as a Disney TV show (and we do love Disney, of course) requires that he con­nect with a dif­fer­ent audi­ence (Nickelodeon Jr., perhaps?).
    Also, his style seems more fit for the Glenn Beck show. Maybe GB needs a TV/film reviewer.
    He only seems to be proud of his intro­duc­tion of this term (I don’t even want to repeat it or I’m going to throw up my veget­ables) into the ver­nacu­lar. We should shut down the con­ver­sa­tion so he has less to “chew” on.

  • Sam O. Brown says:

    Glenn,
    I find both Kois and Zachareck to be of the “don’t do your home­work” school of film cri­ti­cism, which may I note does not belong to any cer­tain age group.

  • Sam O. Brown says:

    P.S.: I want to make it very clear that I was not infer­ring you, Mr. Kenny, as one of the school members.

  • I think for any­body who has ever taught film, Kois is an espe­cially dis­turb­ing fig­ure, because it’s like your most prob­lem­at­ic stu­dent has just been giv­en his own New York Times column to talk about movies. Joy.

  • Trevor says:

    I think the point about sub­jectiv­ity is abso­lutely cor­rect. What bothered me so much about the ori­gin­al piece, some­thing I’ve become more aware of when I talked to someone who did­n’t really have much of a prob­lem with it, is that it sets up a false choice: either you “fol­low your heart” or you spend your pre­cious time try­ing to like some­thing without suc­cess (because, as we all know, you can­’t like everything). What annoys me about this is that it’s entirely a false dicho­tomy, but it’s one that many cas­u­al film­go­ers are inclined to agree with, which for me poses prob­lems. Because it can often seem like crit­ics have a tend­ency to deny their own sub­jectiv­ity (which is not exactly true, but yes, there’s a reas­on why cri­ti­cism is not informed exclus­ively or, usu­ally, primar­ily by sub­jectiv­ity), the pub­lic tends to be par­tic­u­larly will­ing to hear this kind of throw-your-hands-up-in-futility, “Well, at least I tried” con­fes­sion of sub­jectiv­ity. “Of course, not every­one likes everything,” the aver­age per­son will say, “What’s the harm in admit­ting that?”
    Well, yes, not every­one likes everything (a tru­ism from the depart­ment of “duh!”), but Kois is draw­ing a lot, a lot of implic­a­tions from that state­ment of fact. I think there’s a pretty big dif­fer­ence between the gen­er­al idea that, you know, we will not like every film equally (or even at all), and the idea this vari­ance in taste should be what primar­ily dic­tates what we watch and how we approach it. I can respect (and even be intrigued by) a per­son who dis­likes a film that I cher­ish if he/she has the know­ledge to back it up and a well-defined sense of taste that makes his/her response under­stand­able. But that neces­sit­ates that we actu­ally spend time with films that we might ini­tially res­ist and that we approach these films with curi­os­ity and a desire to tran­scend our habits of thought and taste (our sub­jectiv­ity). If I met someone who only saw one Tarkovsky film and then used that as an excuse not to see the oth­ers, and per­haps even not to see oth­er sim­il­ar films, I could­n’t respect that. After all, what does that show about a per­son; what kind of integ­rity is that? Now, I’m not say­ing that Kois is doing this, but here’s the thing: he cer­tainly gives addi­tion­al cred­ib­il­ity to a per­son who would do that. He can­’t be unaware that writ­ing some­thing like works to nor­mal­ize his beha­vi­or for oth­ers and even endorses the idea that “aspir­ing” to some­thing high­er is bad. That’s kind of cheap, and only a naïve per­son can sug­gest that it does not treat these aspir­a­tions as some­thing unne­ces­sary, even as hindrances.
    And as we can see from the responses to the ori­gin­al piece, the con­ver­sa­tion has taken a turn, as it always does, back to a “art film versus main­stream” dis­course, which admit­tedly is not what Kois was try­ing to do (I’ll give him that). The irony of this is that some of these so-called “bor­ing” and slow films are not the oppress­ive, eso­ter­ic boo­gey­men that Kois, inten­tion­ally or not, paints them to be. I can­’t think of a dir­ect­or as kindly and gently invit­ing as Hou Hsiao-Hsien, and while I can under­stand why some might find his films bor­ing (at least, ini­tially), it is very destruct­ive, in my opin­ion, to per­petu­ate these myths about these films. The only point on which I’m will­ing to give Kois some cred­it is that there can be an aura of dif­fi­culty and aus­ter­ity around these films, and this genu­inely does, I believe, keep the aver­age film­go­er from seek­ing these films out. Because, why go to a film where there are already so many expect­a­tions put upon you–i.e. if you don’t get it, it must mean you’re a crass idiot–when you can go see some­thing without any of these expect­a­tions what­so­ever (without even the expect­a­tion that it could even be “great”). So while people con­tin­ue to com­plain about the slop that Hollywood routinely dishes out, you can kind of under­stand the pur­pose here: no mat­ter what, you’ll nev­er feel dumb or con­des­cen­ded to by these films. You’ll also prob­ably nev­er really feel ful­filled in any way by them either. And our cul­ture has been devolving to this point not neces­sar­ily out of some lowest-common-denominator trend, I think, but because, ulti­mately, people like Kois per­petu­ate this dicho­tomy. That’s why the com­par­is­on to food was so appalling: it pre­ven­ted any­one from coun­ter­ing Kois based on any­thing bey­ond sub­jectiv­ity and imme­di­ate pleas­ure (who would rave about food they did­n’t find imme­di­ate pleas­ure in?). To bring it back to what I was say­ing about Hou, I don’t think these assump­tions about “art films” (et al.) have a ton to do with the films them­selves; they are, rather, part of the dis­course in our cul­ture, a dis­course which Kois per­petu­ates but pre­tends to absolve him­self from. If we could talk about films in terms of what they actu­ally are and do, rather than in terms of the ever-expanding set of expect­a­tions and assump­tions that go along with them (and that Kois is help­ing to amp­li­fy), we might actu­ally find that people do like the taste of veget­ables after all (because, you know, veget­ables are actu­ally good too).

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    I think the word every­one is look­ing for is ‘Troll’.

  • Jaime says:

    @GK – Thanks, and kudos to your well-served (and non-honey-badger-like!!) drive-by over at DK.com. I feel like I know all I need to know about this Kois fuck with that highly Rovean pirou­ette, i.e. “Obviously I pissed them off because I told the truth.” Oh yes, that’s exactly it, you Rosa Parks you.
    @Trevor – Good points all around, and @Jeff McMahon – Heh.
    I dunno, this whole “dis­cus­sion” (not here, but the Kois pro­voca­tion and what has fol­lowed) feels like some 2002 Rotten Tomatoes Critics Discussion thread need­lessly warmed over. Some folks (like Dargis/Scott) are opt­ing for the smart/diplomatic combo, oth­ers are reveal­ing their true col­ors as yokels in Dockers, and oth­ers still are some­where inbetween.
    What’s amaz­ing and depress­ing is that the dis­cus­sion fur­thers the myth in our col­lect­ive con­scious­ness that cinema is one big shop­ping mall and there’s a store called “Art Cinema,” and in that store, Antonioni and Bergman and Resnais and Godard and Truffaut and Tarkovsky and all those guys are in the same aisle, look the same, feel the same, and are all “hard.”
    Well you know what? Those that need and use the divid­ing line between that store and the rest of the mall are the same people Kois is address­ing. He does­n’t give a shit about any­body who makes any fur­ther dis­tinc­tions, i.e. someone who can talk about the dif­fer­ence between the way Truffaut would dir­ect act­ors, versus Bertolucci or Chabrol or Desplechin. And you can for­get about mise-en-scene, rhythm, the use of sound, etc.
    But you know what else? Get the fuck ready for the future, which will be just like that. Kois (and count­less like him) got the NYT nod because he “speaks” for a cer­tain bland­ness and middle-of-the-road-ness that’s linked dir­ectly to the blo­g’s busi­ness mod­el: traffic leads to click-thrus leads to rev­en­ue and rev­en­ue is king.
    Anyway, I’ve had a glass of wine and I should prob­ably stop before I call my mom an asshole or some­thing. Night all.

  • Quite right, Jeff. Kois is to be ignored.

  • bill says:

    I hope it’s not out of order, but I decided to turn the com­ment I was going to leave here into a long blog post…
    http://wwwbillblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-come-i-never-do-what-im-sposed-to.html

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Not out of order. Good post. Yeah, he could have saved us all a lot of time, but he wants to be import­ant, and liked, and blah blah blah blah…whatta feeb.

  • Asher says:

    If I met someone who only saw one Tarkovsky film and then used that as an excuse not to see the oth­ers, and per­haps even not to see oth­er sim­il­ar films, I could­n’t respect that. After all, what does that show about a per­son; what kind of integ­rity is that? Now, I’m not say­ing that Kois is doing this, but here’s the thing: he cer­tainly gives addi­tion­al cred­ib­il­ity to a per­son who would do that. He can­’t be unaware that writ­ing some­thing like works to nor­mal­ize his beha­vi­or for others…”
    Seriously? The meas­ure of integ­rity is wheth­er one sits through more films by a rel­at­ively eso­ter­ic dir­ect­or after hav­ing seen one of his films and not lik­ing it? You can­’t respect someone who does­n’t? How do you stom­ach liv­ing in a nation with hun­dreds of mil­lions of people who have nev­er watched a Tarkovsky film and would stop watch­ing SOLARIS mid­way if they were to rent it by acci­dent? And most ridicu­lously, the absurdity of think­ing there are people in the world for whom this beha­vi­or could be “nor­mal­ized,” as if it wer­en’t already the most nor­mal and accep­ted thing in the world. To me, Kois is say­ing some­thing rather trivi­al and entirely unex­cep­tion­able. He feels about Tarkovsky the way I feel about Mexican food. I do not deny that there is great Mexican food in the world; I just don’t hap­pen to like it. I am not going to keep try­ing when I know that I simply don’t like the ele­ments, the fla­vors, and the col­ors, present­a­tion­ally speak­ing, of which Mexican food is com­prised. You may say that food’s dif­fer­ent, but it’s just as much of an art and someone who feels as pas­sion­ately about food as you (or I) feel about film might say I lack integ­rity because I haven’t tried dozens of Mexican res­taur­ants in an effort to ree­du­cate my pal­ate. But as we all know, there are cer­tain foods that, quite aside from their qual­ity, we simply don’t like, and as long as we don’t make the mis­take of con­fus­ing these merely per­son­al idio­syn­crasies with aes­thet­ic judg­ments, we’ll be fine.
    As to films, if you find the culin­ary ana­logy strained, I saw UNCLE BOONMEE WHO CAN RECALL HIS PAST LIVES, and though I thought it was a beau­ti­ful and deeply humane film, I simply have great dif­fi­culty enjoy­ing any­thing so un-linear, loosely con­struc­ted, and inter­spersed with unan­nounced dream sequences, vaguely polem­ic­al series of stills of teen­agers pos­ing with men in gor­illa suits, and altern­ate real­it­ies. I struggle to under­stand, when I watch such a film, why the nar­rat­ive per­spect­ive is sud­denly switch­ing from Uncle Boonmee to that of a talk­ing cat­fish, why the man in the gor­illa suit, why the people are leav­ing their bod­ies while watch­ing TV, and I begin to sus­pect the whole thing of being, in part, a series of unmo­tiv­ated, ran­dom choices, though I know that can­’t be the case. On the oth­er hand, I enjoy things that are much more exper­i­ment­al, but rig­or­ously form­al­ist­ic, like MARIENBAD, because there is a logic that gov­erns that movie that I can under­stand; it’s just not a nar­rat­ive logic. The upshot is that I’m not in a great hurry to see more Weerasethakul, though I recog­nize him to be a major voice. That being the case, I am dis­mayed, but under­stand­ing, when people tell me – such people exist! – that they find 50s Minnelli or Sirk too soapy, though I value SOME CAME RUNNING and ALL THAT HEAVEN ALLOWS as much as any films I know. In a world of 6 bil­lion people, it’s inev­it­able that many people, includ­ing some intel­li­gent ones, will nev­er be able to enjoy Minnelli and Sirk’s some­what flor­id sens­ib­il­ity, or who find their manip­u­la­tion of col­or, mise en scene, and act­ors too stud­ied and over­de­termined, the way I find parts of UNCLE BOONMEE underdetermined.

  • George says:

    I sup­pose the soli­cit­a­tion of Longworth to address a body of young people could be inter­preted as a ges­ture of diabol­ic­al Dadaist geni­us, or maybe a tendril of that ‘Scared Straight’ pris­on thing, but I don’t think Kois inten­ded it in either of those senses.”
    I take it you and Miss Longworth don’t get along these days, Glenn?

  • Dan Clinton says:

    I mod­estly pro­pose that we trans­fer the epi­thet of “cul­tur­al veget­ables” from dif­fi­cult films to their will­fully befuddled spec­tat­ors. That sounds like buck­ets of fun for everyone.

  • John M says:

    Looking for­ward to see­ing Asher’s byline soon at the New York Times.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Asher, I think the key dis­tinc­tion has to do with people who are attempt­ing to be genu­ine cinephiles with a range of view­ing exper­i­ence, and not just a cas­u­al movie­go­er. If someone came up to me say­ing that they were a ded­ic­ated movie-lover (maybe even a film­maker) but had no time for Tarkovsky because of a single, bor­ing exper­i­ence, I’d have to call that per­son a dilet­tante. It demon­strates an essen­tially unser­i­ous, incuri­ous mode of thought.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Indeed Jeff. And I’ll even be more gen­er­ous and say the prob­lem has to do with people who want to call them­selves not neces­sar­ily “genu­ine cinephiles” but crit­ics. I’m reluct­ant to apply that term to MYSELF a lot of the time, because frankly, what I’m doing for a liv­ing these days is review­ing that aspires to cri­ti­cism; I’d say the last full-out piece of cri­ti­cism I got paid to write was that Film Comment piece on Iñarittu last sum­mer. That’s not to say I take what I do lightly or any such thing; it’s just the way it works out. And to go back to Sam O. Brown, a guy like the intem­per­ate Andy Rector could accuse ME of being someone who does­n’t do his home­work, at least with respect to “Film Socialisme,” and in a not insig­ni­fic­ant sense he would­n’t be entirely wrong; I wrote that notice on a review­er­’s timetable. Kois, bless his socks and his con­fid­ence, has zero prob­lem call­ing him­self a crit­ic, and he wants respect for mak­ing his default pos­i­tion on “Solaris” “I did­n’t get it/like it.” Period. End of story. No con­text, no struggle, no ana­lys­is, noth­ing. Just, “Fuck this guy, and on to the stuff I like. Hey, did you know I like Soderbergh films? HE’S kinda pop­u­lar with some of you pointy-beards, right? By the way, did you know I was a CRITIC?” And so on. I’m hav­ing trouble under­stand­ing why Asher does­n’t under­stand the dis­tinc­tion. Actually I think Asher does, but he just wants to be argu­ment­at­ive as is his wont. Also: Mmmmm, catfish.
    @ George: I don’t have any rela­tion­ship with Longworth, nor any espe­cial feel­ing of par­tic­u­lar ill will toward her. Sometimes though, the jokes just write them­selves, and I can­’t stop them.

  • Cultural vegat­ables” isn’t the worst term, actu­ally. They take some adjust­ing of your tastebuds, and chil­dren hate ’em, but if you don’t con­sume them reg­u­larly, you’ll be weak, flabby, and expelling mere watery gunk from your holes.

  • Thomas D. says:

    You should have two sep­ar­ate blogs: a reg­u­lar movie one, and anoth­er for posts about oth­er reviews or crit­ics. You could call it “Glenn Kenny’s Hackwatch”, or “Glenn Kenny Heads Down to Where You Work and Knocks the Dick Out of Your Mouth”, or some­thing like that.
    For me, the fun­da­ment­al prob­lem in these type of dis­cus­sions is this belief that film (or any oth­er art form, for that mat­ter) needs to have a util­it­ari­an pur­pose of sorts. Kois seems to butt this up against the idea that film crit­ics are “sup­posed” to like “non-utilitarian” films. I pro­pose that a good crit­ic ignores both of these points.

  • If I love SOLARIS, Apichatpong, Kiarostami, Hou Hsiao-Hsien and even FILM SOCIALISME, does that make me a Cultural Vegetarian?

  • Robert says:

    I know we all hate the “cul­tur­al veget­ables” meta­phor but I want to run with it for a bit. I think it’s odd that Mr. Kois seems to have place him­self into what he thinks is the defens­able pos­i­tion of someone who does­n’t want to eat their veget­ables. If there were a culin­ary crit­ic who dis­dained veget­ables (or all Mexican food for that mat­ter) would we take him ser­i­ously? Of course not, and it would­n’t be because we were all offen­ded on behalf of broccoli.
    Who com­plains about not want­ing to eat their veget­ables? Children. But as we get older, and exper­i­ence more tastes we learn that veget­ables can be quite good. No we’ll nev­er like all of them but should­n’t we always be excited to try new things and should­n’t be will­ing to revis­it old things because, well, tastes change, which is why I’m glad I tried cole slaw again last week.
    I kinda pity the man who thinks the exper­i­ence of art and cul­ture is to dig our feet into the sand and define what we like and dis­like. I ima­gine Kois sit­ting at the table, with his lips squeezed tightly shut as we cine­mat­ic snobs call out, “C’mon Dan, open wide, here’ comes the airplane!”

  • George says:

    @ George: I don’t have any rela­tion­ship with Longworth, nor any espe­cial feel­ing of par­tic­u­lar ill will toward her. Sometimes though, the jokes just write them­selves, and I can­’t stop them.”
    You two were an enter­tain­ing duo on pod­casts a few years ago.
    She did sort of turn her­self into a cari­ca­ture of a hip­ster, with the hairdo and glasses that made her look like Hope Davis in “American Splendor.” (I wondered if that was inten­tion­al or just an acci­dent.) I won­der if she’s recovered from that stage … and the fash­ion­able snark­i­ness that went with it.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Well, George, like the man says, things change. If I had to choose a defin­it­ive tip­ping point with Longworth, I’d say it was that stunt she pulled with “Harmony and Me;” that is, writ­ing it up from the com­pletely fraud­u­lent per­spect­ive of a dis­in­ter­ested crit­ic mak­ing an excit­ing dis­cov­ery, when in point of fact she was fail­ing to dis­close some not-entirely-insignificant social ties with the film­makers. I under­stand I’m in a very poor pos­i­tion to be judg­ment­al or self-righteous in such mat­ters, but my purely sub­ject­ive response was one of some­thing more than mere dis­taste. Of course in the some­what long run the piece did­n’t have any trac­tion, so one could say “no harm, no foul.” But still.

  • William Friedfood says:

    What does “from England” mean?
    Love,
    A guy who does­n’t under­stand your most com­monly used twit­ter hashtag

  • George says:

    Re: Longworth.
    Yikes. This might have been for­giv­able when she was just blog­ging. (A lot of blog­gers are really just fans, not crit­ics or journ­al­ists.) But if it happened when she was at the LA Weekly, it’s … pretty bad.
    And, yeah, the glow­ing review had no impact on the film’s box office or crit­ic­al stand­ing. I had nev­er heard of it until today.

  • lipranzer says:

    Bill,
    Late to the party, and I don’t often agree with you, but that blog post was spot on.

  • Jaime says:

    Clicked through and enjoyed the “These guys…” post. That Tosches line crushes it.

  • hamletta says:

    Y’know what? I’ve seen this hap­pen before. I was a music crit­ic, but I was­n’t that good, so I left it to Michael McCall.
    He’s now work­ing at the Country Music Hall of Fame. Which is great, because they have a Serious Library.
    But Michael can cap­ture that vis­cer­al way that music touches you and put it into words. He takes his work, and the his­tory involved, seriously.
    Yet this self-professed dilet­tante is pub­lished in Our Nation’s Paper of Record. I guess he must be gen­er­at­ing pageviews and hits with this bull­shit about broc­coli. It’s tailor-made for right-wing whines about Cultcha and its Lefty Bias.
    Fuck him in the heart.

  • Hunh—I missed that post, in which GK and friends delight in not know­ing basic facts about major fig­ures in the field in which one is pro­fes­sion­ally employed. I look for­ward to his thoughts on the influ­ence of Kubrick’s British upbring­ing on LOLITA.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Don’t for­get “not caring,” TFB. “Not caring” is pretty import­ant there too.
    But c’mon: it’s pretty clear that Tosches gave the Carver book a pretty thor­ough read­ing! And the Kasem thing’s an OUTTAKE! The cor­rect inform­a­tion did get out on the air after all. No harm, no foul. I bet Kasem did­n’t give a shit about the lineup of Davie Allan and the Arrows back in the day either, so I have to give him points for con­sist­ency. Didn’t know you were so sens­it­ive about U2.

  • Well, I’m not a U2 fan, but it’s just weird to have that piece linked in the middle of a thread arguing that a pro­fes­sion­al in a field is oblig­ated to know some basic facts about that field! I mean, U2 was argu­ably the biggest band of the dec­ade, and “Sunday, Bloody Sunday” was a major hit single—just basic his­tor­ic­al know­ledge would pre­vent such a dumb error, no mat­ter how little you care about the most com­mer­cially suc­cess­ful prac­ti­tion­ers of your chosen art form. Given U2’s prom­in­ence in music of the 80s, this is less like not know­ing the lineup of the Arrows and more like think­ing the Rolling Stones were actu­ally from Mississippi—whether or not you like the par­tic­u­lar band, it really is a glar­ing and laugh­able dis­play of pro­fes­sion­al ignor­ance. The film equi­val­ent, I think, would­n’t be so much get­ting Kubrick’s birth­place wrong—he’s a con­sid­er­ably less prom­in­ent fig­ure than U2—and more like refer­ring to Julia Roberts as one of the many tal­en­ted English act­resses to break into American film.
    It’s not an out­rage, just a weird slip­page of stand­ards. Unlike tweet­ing (not, I hope, on an illu­min­ated screen) dur­ing a rare screen­ing of AT LONG LAST LOVE!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Dude, it’s CASEY KASEM? Don’t you get it? Negativeland did!
    And no, I did­n’t tweet dur­ing the screen­ing of “At Long Last Love.” I saved all my aper­çus for after­wards, as I walked from Anthology to a birth­day din­ner for a friend. My Lovely Wife, who I shang­haied to the screen­ing and who is still mildly trau­mat­ized, would nev­er sit still for my even TOUCHING my Blackberry dur­ing a film. Nor, as a mat­ter of fact, would I! What do I look like, Eric Kohn?

  • Well that’s a relief! I was at the screen­ing (and much to my sur­prise, loved it), and saw no screen, but I woulda been shocked! Appalled!
    But yeah, it is indeed Casey Kasem, who is indeed dumber than a box of rocks. But as the scour­ging of Kois demon­strates, “I don’t care” isn’t a defense for ignorance.

  • bill says:

    Thank you, lipranzer.

  • md'a says:

    I’ve had no luck dig­ging up the date of Kasem’s rant, but U2 likely was not yet a com­mer­cial phe­nomen­on at the time, giv­en that he goes to the trouble of spelling out their name (“that’s the let­ter U and the numer­al 2”); he clearly does­n’t expect the aver­age listen­er to know who they are. And now that I check, it appears that U2 did­n’t land a song in the U.S. top 40 until “Pride (In the Name of Love).” And even that barely squeaked in, peak­ing at #33. Not until “With or Without You” did they really make it big stateside. So it’s more as if Kasem got Julia Roberts’ nation­al­ity wrong when she was in MYSTIC PIZZA.
    Also, he does­n’t give a shit.

  • jbryant says:

    If, as Glenn says, Kasem was intro­du­cing “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” when he got all ranty, it’s harder to believe he would­n’t have known who the band was. That song came out in 1987 and became the second con­sec­ut­ive Billboard #1 single from The Joshua Tree LP (after “With or Without You”). And “Pride (In the Name of Love)” had pre­vi­ously hit the Top 40 in 1984 (my guess is that’s the song he was doing the intro for). But, yeah, still, these guys are from England, etc.

  • md'a says:

    I doubt Kasem was intro­du­cing that par­tic­u­lar song. That’s just the song Negativland used. Very hard to believe he’d be say­ing “that’s the let­ter U and the numer­al 2” after the band had hit #1. Makes much more sense if he was intro­du­cing a minor hit from a band who’d nev­er charted before.

  • jim emerson says:

    Then there was the one where Casey had to do a death ded­ic­a­tion when com­ing out of an up-tempo record: http://j.mp/lw9lSo
    But what I really wanted to say was this: When I encounter some­thing like Kois’s art­icle I don’t think it’s a ques­tion of “taste.” Sure, taste is some­thing you’re born with, or you acquire and devel­op as you learn and grow. This, I think, is more a mat­ter of core val­ues – as if I were to try to have a con­ver­sa­tion about mor­al­ity with a reli­gious fun­da­ment­al­ist. Even if we reached the same con­clu­sions, we would­n’t be likely to do so for the same reas­ons. When I read Kois’s art­icle I quickly real­ized we don’t value the same things in movies. (I’ve run into the same thing with the Nolan fans at my blog, too. Some think movies are puzzles and that as long as everything is explained, one way or anoth­er, they’re sat­is­fied.) So, I think it’s a little too easy to say (not that any­body here was) that, “Oh, we have dif­fer­ent tastes.” More like, “Oh, we have entirely dif­fer­ent value sys­tems, con­cep­tions about what movies are, and what we find worth­while in them.”

  • bill says:

    And I gotta come out of a record that is a fuckin’ up tempo record, and I gotta talk about a fuckin’ dog dying! And I also wanna know what happened to the PICTURES I was sup­posed to see this week!”
    I’ve always wondered about those pictures.

  • Sam says:

    I’d just like to point out that Andrei Rublev is avail­able to view in HD on Youtube.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PAhbcy8mP4
    Yum yum.

  • Gaydos says:

    This dis­cus­sion needs to start over with an hon­est apprais­al of the cur­rent situ­ation for real film crit­ics, as Glenn defines them here.
    The NY Times piece implies a kind of free­dom and free­wheel­ing crit­ic­al com­munity that does­n’t exist. In actu­al­ity, it’s more depend­ent upon con­sensus and safety than any time since Kael and Sarris star­ted quarreling.
    And for the record, I know Tony is car­ry­ing the weathered Kael party line on “Marienbad,” but if you actu­ally go back and read her dis­missal of the film, it’s clear that a) she did­n’t under­stand the film and b) the oth­er thing she lost at the movies, at least at that one, was her sense of humor.
    Viva Robbe-Grillet.
    Jorge Semprun RIP.

  • Tom Russell says:

    The thing is, in the clip Emerson linked to a couple days back– Kasem is *right*. Like Orson Welles and “In July”, people often act like they’re behav­ing badly, or like they’re assholes or some­thing, but they’re not– they’re 100% right, they’re pro­fes­sion­als, and they’re expect­ing the people they’re work­ing with to also act like pro­fes­sion­als; they know their shit, and expect that oth­ers do the same.

  • Shit Stirrer says:

    Just curi­ous if you’ve read “A Visit From The Goon Squad” and if so I can­’t help but won­der if you noted some famili­al resemblance.
    Posts like this are why.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ S. Stirrer: I have the book, but have yet to read. Hope it’s bet­ter than “The Emperor’s Children.”

  • Shit Stirrer says:

    Chapter 9.

  • Partisan says:

    Sam: The ver­sion of ANDREI RUBLEV is the offi­cial Mosfilm’s release, not the Criterion dir­ect­or’s cut. At least that’s what the run­ning times indicate.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Shit Stirrer: Yeah, ar ar ar. I can see that being “clev­er” isn’t work­ing out too well for you, either.

  • Haven’t read Goon Squad or the not-really-related Emporer’s Children, but Egan’s “Look At Me’ ” is one of my favor­ites of the decade.

  • Scott says:

    Fuzzy Bastard, I really liked “Look at Me” too, which I nearly gave up on ini­tially. The premise and the first few chapters led me to think it’d be a chick-litty, Alice Hoffman-esque sort of book. But I’m glad I stuck with it, because it turned out to be an intric­ately plot­ted, ambi­tious and eer­ily pres­ci­ent nov­el. I really recom­mend “Goon Squad” as well, which, for me, lived up to the hype.
    I’m also not sure what the “Emperor’s Children” con­nec­tion is, but I hated that book.