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Critters

By July 8, 2011No Comments

Critters

We’ve been liv­in’ togeth­er for over a month now, right honey? So I can level with you. Well, nobody wants to hear songs about people lov­in’ people. They just don’t, believe me. What they wanna hear about is…critters. Lotsa crit­ters ref­er­ences. I’m talkin’ about…critters like pigs. Cows. Sheep. Rabbits. Turtles. Horses. Moose. Elk. Boll weevils. Chiggers. Slugs don’t work so good. I wrote a song once called ‘Lay Your Slug Upon My Pillow.’ It bombed real bad, ’cause they wanna hear about pigs. Cows. Sheep…”

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  • James Keepnews says:

    Joe Flaherty is G‑d, is who He is. And I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for Crystal Gayle for her stiff, a‑borning star in this skit. And for Andrea Martin. And bowl­ing balls.

  • Stuart says:

    this is such a great sketch
    watch­ing Milton Berle get punched out is a highlight

  • Ian W. Hill says:

    They’re anim­als any­way. Let them lose their souls!”

  • jbryant says:

    I heard “Dead Skunk (In the Middle of the Road)” on the radio the oth­er day. Who says all oldie sta­tions play the same songs over and over?
    James, G‑d walked with­in a couple of feet of me after a FREAKS AND GEEKS pan­el sev­er­al years ago. I reached out, but unfor­tu­nately missed the hem of his garment.

  • Jimmy says:

    Elle Pacino
    “Le Serpico”
    Cinema c’est tres magnifique.

  • brian says:

    A bit tan­gen­tial, but just came across this for the first time and laughed out loud: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dfoVqhQVyQ
    Does any­body have a link to the crit­ters sketch? SCTV was before my time and I’m still catch­ing up on all this great stuff.

  • James Keepnews says:

    bri­an, I’m still laugh­ing! Great SCTV link, thanks for it. Like Billy Sol, dia­lect­ic­al stuff also drives me up a tree, mak­ing me a poor Marxist, among much else. Besides.
    Shifting cross-thread, the thought­ful replies to Glenn’s zero stars Zookeeper review (wow, what else have you reviewed that also registered 0% at Rotten McMetacritics?), bal­anced by the McFistey von EaterMcButtholes dis­missal of, you know, any­thing min­im­ally thought­ful, makes that an unusu­ally demonstrative-of-the-times thread. Loving it/that. Thank you, one and all.
    I can­’t go near Mr. James, and will, accord­ingly, not, here, though I am mind­ful of the gain­ful man­ner in which he employed Patton Oswald across many sea­sons. The good­will that bought was well and truly spent in full by Mr. James fall­ing down, repeatedly, in a mall, once upon a time.

  • Ian W. Hill says:

    Brian – link to the sketch you wanted:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdnXVG_uD0
    Unfortunately, one sec­tion has been cut out and anoth­er muted for rights reas­ons, but the import­ant stuff is still there.

  • brian says:

    thank you!

  • George says:

    I’ve nev­er for­got­ten the SCTV sen­dup of “Jane Eyre,” with Flaherty play­ing Rochester with the voice and man­ner­isms of Jack Benny’s sidekick Rochester.
    As I sat there laugh­ing, I wondered how many people out there got the joke.

  • Thomas D. says:

    Still the best Bergman par­ody sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knEOourigcw

  • Shawn Stone says:

    Jane Airhead.”
    Immortal.

  • jbryant says:

    Thomas: That IS great, but I also have a soft spot from “Scenes from an Idiot’s Marriage,” Bergman’s col­lab­or­a­tion with Jerry Lewis. Especially when “Harriet Andersson” (Andrea Martin again) asks Jerry to speak to her divorce attor­ney, Sven Gunderbloom.
    Jerry: Sven Gurnndun?
    Harriett: Sven Gunderbloom.
    Jerry: Sy Apermundiz… (spelling approximate!)
    Etc. Puts me on the floor every time.