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Squarer for Maud

By August 23, 2011No Comments

I’ve only just now taken a look at Maud Newton’s August 19 New York Times Magazine “Riff” (and really, I’m begin­ning to get the idea that his new­ish sec­tion is being con­ceived and executed for the sole pur­pose of roy­ally piss­ing me off on a con­sist­ent basis)on a cer­tain David Foster Wallace styl­ist­ic tic, and while it cer­tainly irrit­ates me on a per­son­al level, and I cer­tainly find its “Let’s All Write Very Sincerely From Hereon In And Then We’ll Have World Peace” con­clu­sion excep­tion­ally disin­genu­ous, I did perk up a little at a par­tic­u­lar cita­tion, where Newton notes, “[a]n icon of porn pub­lish­ing described in the essay ‘Big Red Son,’ for example is ‘hard not to sort of almost actu­ally like.’ ” Here Newton sees pre­var­ic­a­tion and self-aggrandizement. (For me, well, self-aggrandizement, thy name is “Riffs” in The New York Times Magazine.) But when Jim Meigs and I first saw that pas­sage in manu­script form in 1998, we saw some­thing wholly oth­er. I wrote about it in a sort-of mem­oir that I’ve since aban­doned, but thought I’d share it with you, not just for the hell of it, or as a rejoin­der, but also as an excuse to name one of my posts after a National Health song. Enjoy: 

There’s a sen­tence in “Big Red Son,” the essay David Foster Wallace wrote about the 1998 Adult Video News Awards for Première under the dual pseud­onyms Willem de Groot and Matt Rundlet, that Jim Meigs and I repeatedly marveled over while the piece was still in manu­script. It derives from his depic­tion of one-time Screw magazine edit­or and pub­lish­er Al Goldstein at the awards cere­mony: “He drinks in the applause and loves it and is hard not to sort of almost actu­ally like.” Where a more prop­er, or con­ven­tion­al, or dare I say banal, writer would have most likely come up with one mod­i­fi­er for “like” and stuck with it, Wallace whips out three: “sort of,” “almost,” and “actu­ally.” Each one, as we see, serves a dif­fer­ent func­tion, or I should say, implies a dif­fer­ent state of mind, and each state is com­pet­ing with the oth­er. By the point in the essay at which the descrip­tion of Goldstein arrives, the read­er ought to have sussed out that Wallace has some very sub­stan­tial prob­lems with both por­no­graphy and the industry that pro­duces it. But he’s also been bra­cingly hon­est about the attrac­tion that walks hand in hand with his repul­sion, and when he’s not going at his sub­ject with some­thing resem­bling all-out dis­gust (as in the pas­sages about Paul Little, a.k.a. Max Hardcore), there’s a bra­cing and troubled hon­esty at work here, as in all of Wallace’s essay­ist­ic work, a desire to get at mor­al truth without being, well, mor­al­ist­ic; and a con­stant ambi­val­ence. This of course exists in his fic­tion as well, but some would argue that it’s most access­ible in his sort-of journ­al­ism. In any event, to say that Al Goldstein is “hard not to sort of almost actu­ally like” for that reas­on struck Jim and I as quint­es­sen­tially Wallacean.

The rock band Pere Ubu, in its early days, had a syn­thes­izer play­er named Allen Ravenstine who played a very old-school mod­el of the instru­ment, an EML synth that worked with patch cords instead of dials or but­tons. And Ravenstine used it to make any num­ber of pinging, buzzy, often static-filled noises. I don’t remem­ber if this was an obser­va­tion of a crit­ic or some­thing that someone in Ubu, Ravenstine him­self maybe, said in an inter­view, but in liken­ing each one of the band’s instru­ments to parts of the human body, the buzz­ing synth was said to rep­res­ent the brain, in that it cre­ated a sort of un-shut-offable noise that, while seem­ing not to make sense on the sur­face, actu­ally con­noted a genu­ine func­tion. In Wallace’s prose, the device of using three mod­i­fi­ers where one might have “done” achieved some­thing sim­il­ar: it showed the pro­gress, or at least the move­ment, of an extremely act­ive and search­ing mind, its reluct­ance to nail down con­clu­sions even as it sought res­ol­u­tion. It codi­fied, or maybe I should just say rep­res­en­ted, a spe­cies of self-consciousness that people of Wallace’s and my gen­er­a­tion (Wallace was born two and a half years after myself) believed, for bet­ter or worse, to be unique to us. 

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  • Fabian W. says:

    I love that sen­tence. This sick­ens me.
    A pro­pos, Glenn: Have you ever come across that Channel 4 doc­u­ment­ary called “Hardcore”, about a young porn act­ress new in L.A.? Max Hardcore appears in a sequence that has to be one of the most dis­turb­ing things in the his­tory of film.

  • tom says:

    Of same said gen­er­a­tion… My three yr old niece has dis­covered the infin­ite pleas­ure of repeat­ing back what adults have just said, end­lessly. Surprised at how many er’s and um’s I use when speak­ing. Kind of the same thing?

  • bill says:

    Jesus, that was awful. Thanks for noth­ing, Glenn. So her point – her argu­ment – is partly that the people on the inter­net who copy Wallace aren’t as good as he was (but also that’s almost not his fault) and that this sort of writ­ing is con­struc­ted to soothe and render the author likable? Because what’s more sooth­ing than the end­ing of INFINITE JEST? Never mind the bizarre tend­ency these days to want highly styl­ized and indi­vidu­al artists to be less like they are so we would­n’t have to deal with it. Never mind fur­ther that Wallace’s use of ungram­mat­ic­al, con­ver­sa­tion­al English is often *funny*.
    And Geoff Dyer…you “wish” that Wallace would…do some­thing (I’ve already for­got­ten what)? Well, I “wish” you had nev­er writ­ten “phat loqua­city.” Seriously, if I found a lamp on the beach and cleaned it and a genie came out and gran­ted me three wishes by way of thank­ing me for free­ing him from his pris­on, my first wish would be that you had nev­er done that. My second wish would address “beanie-baroque. ”

  • Glenn: Thanks so much for cla­ri­fy­ing the pur­pose of DFW’s fillers. Lexical reac­tion­ar­ies like Maud Newton will nev­er get bey­ond their own delu­sion­al hangups about lan­guage and pur­pose, and myth­ic­al con­nec­tions that they can­’t be bothered to cite. If any­one’s inter­ested, I have offered a thor­ough response to Newton’s piece here:
    http://www.edrants.com/when-the-flock-changed-david-foster-wallace-maud-newton/

  • Joel says:

    The best thing about that essay was learn­ing that Feed’s archives are now avail­able. Also, Geoff Dyer has put a lot of good writ­ing into this world. Let’s hope that “phat loqua­city” nev­er appears in print or speech ever again.

  • Richard says:

    Newton’s art­icle is funny, albeit inad­vert­ently. Look at her big example: the way that Wallace repeats the word “whole” no less than twenty times in an essay on por­no­graphy. “Not just sloppy and impre­cise but argu­ment­at­ively, even aggress­ively, disin­genu­ous,” says Newton. Strong words! Twenty times *is* an awful lot; it does call for explan­a­tion. But if you repeat that word, “whole,” enough times (twenty should do) you will notice that it has a cer­tain sound—it’s a hom­onym. And once you start hear­ing the “hole” in every “whole,” then you’ll hear the repe­ti­tions dif­fer­ently, and this essay on por­no­graphy and on the mas­cu­line response thereto will be cor­res­pond­ingly enriched.
    Newton is a good enough read­er to notice Wallace’s flour­ishes, but not good enough to say any­thing inter­est­ing about them, with the res­ult that she misses the point with truly won­der­ful pre­ci­sion. Is she “not just sloppy and impre­cise but argu­ment­at­ively, even aggress­ively, disin­genu­ous”? That’s too strong; qual­i­fic­a­tions are neces­sary. She’s merely a bit foolish.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Let’s not for­get unima­gin­at­ive, too, Richard. There’s that.
    As one of the first edit­ors to let all of those “whole“s through, I sup­pose I bear some meas­ure of blame/guilt. Maybe I should make like Jason Miller at the end of “The Exorcist” and offer myself to Maud: “Take ME! Take ME!”
    I know it’s kind of maybe churl­ish and fish-in-barrel-shooting to point out this fact, but fuck it, now I’m actu­ally even more sort of genu­inely pissed off: the chances of Newton ever writ­ing any­thing as com­pel­ling as a ran­dom foot­note in “Big Red Son” are pre­cisely nil.

  • bill says:

    I’m still try­ing to fig­ure out how some­body named Maud Newton isn’t a 1920s suf­fra­gette, or pos­sibly the head of some tem­per­ance group. In any case, I see from her web­site that she has a “nov­el in pro­gress” thing going, and she once wrote an essay, which was sub­sequently pub­lished, about why she chose to write a nov­el instead of a mem­oir. Do tell!

  • Oliver Bloch says:

    Pissing on DFW (now that he’s dead, of course) is the easi­est and surest way of gar­ner­ing atten­tion right now in Lit Crit circles. And Dyer is a typ­ic­al Brit: bitchy and petty when he finds out that he’s not the smartest guy in the room.

  • Jake says:

    I like how people are snoop­ing through her web­site for stuff to mock, assum­ing Maud is try­ing to piss on DFW’s grave and think­ing she pub­lished this in the NYT out of van­ity instead of put­ting it on her blog. Hivemind.

  • Pete Segall says:

    To echo Joel, Dyer is phe­nom­en­al writer. His opin­ion of Wallace does­n’t change that. (Nabokov thought Bellow was a bore, as well.) Don’t turn a defense of one guy into an assault on anoth­er for no reas­on oth­er than he offers a judg­ment. Dyer’s next book is about Stalker, so I ima­gine there’ll be more to say about him in the com­ing months.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oh, you “like” that, do you, Jake? Why’s that, because you think pub­lic­a­tion in the NYT should render you imper­vi­ous to scru­tiny of all your oth­er activ­it­ies? You can “hive­mind” all you want, pal, but as I once heard a tranny hook­er tell a john, “Forget it, darling; I know what your asshole smells like.” NYT or not, Newton’s an internet-enabled cre­ation. Deal with it. “Snooping around her web­site,” that really IS rich.
    And she’s not “try­ing” to piss on DFW’s grave. She’s fully crouched and flow­ing. She can own it and so can you, who­ever you are.

  • bill says:

    I like how people are snoop­ing through her web­site for stuff to mock…”
    Well shit, what else am I sup­posed to do with my day?
    And Pete, I don’t know if you’re address­ing me, or Oliver, or both of us, but I per­son­ally have no prob­lem with Dyer dis­lik­ing Wallace (Kingsley Amis did­n’t like Nabokov). I have an enorm­ous prob­lem with some­body using the phrase “phat loqua­city” while run­ning down the prose of another.

  • bill says:

    Also: I agree with him and not you = hivemind.

  • Brian Dauth says:

    Gosh, I hope Maud Newton nev­er tries to read Faulkner. He uses a great num­ber of adject­ives – almost as if he try­ing both to cap­ture an ever-changing real­ity while admit­ting that to do so was an impossible – and poten­tially impi­ous – act on the part of the writer.

  • Jake says:

    Why’s that, because you think pub­lic­a­tion in the NYT should render you imper­vi­ous to scru­tiny of all your oth­er activities?
    Nope. I just like how people who dis­agree with Maud give her a char­ac­ter assess­ment along­side whatever prob­lems they have with her argu­ments about Wallace’s rhet­or­ic. At least no one has asked Maud to to do bet­ter than him. Wait…

  • Pete Segall says:

    @bill: It was a gen­er­al response to the Dyer shots so, yes, I guess by that logic you’d be covered by that. Honestly, I think the guy is a sol­id enough writer to over­look one mis­guided phrase. If that’s all he’s going to be hung for… You’ve clearly read the Prospect essay – why boil it down to two dumb words that Newton chose to quote?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Not ask­ing and not expect­ing. But giv­en all the qual­i­fi­ers I used (get it?) I kind of coun­ted on my com­ment being taken as at least slightly tongue in cheek. And excuse me for get­ting per­son­ally piqued about an attack on a piece I was per­son­ally involved in, and still have a per­son­al invest­ment in. I should be bet­ter than that, I know.
    These fuck­ing lit­er­ary climbers and their grand­stand plays and the way their “friends” pre­pare the faint­ing couch when someone calls bull­shit on them. No won­der Dave hated New York.

  • bill says:

    Pete – who the hell said I was boil­ing down any­thing? I hate that phrase, and found it iron­ic that any­one cap­able of such a thing would use it while call­ing out the prose of anoth­er, and said so. Where did I say any­thing like “The phrase ‘phat loqua­city’ is rep­res­ent­at­ive of Geoff Dyer’s work in the fol­low­ing ways…” Jesus, and us Wallace fans are sup­posed to be defensive!
    And incid­ent­ally, I also said that I hated “beanie-baroque.”

  • Pete Segall says:

    @bill: okay, I apo­lo­gize for extract­ing an indict­ment of Dyer as a whole out of your ori­gin­al post. But you go look­ing for genies to undo four words? That’s enough to derail the entire thing (that you could­n’t both­er to remem­ber)? I’m sorry but that’s pretty selective.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I think Bill was hyper­bol­iz­ing. To put across a point, rhet­or­ic­ally and stuff. I can­’t say I blame him. I’m sym­path­et­ic to Dyer’s lar­ger pro­ject, but man, “phat loqua­city” is a LOT to for­give. (“Beanie-baroque” I con­sider merely very infe­li­cit­ous by comparison.)
    On a not entirely unre­lated note. Dave’s man­ners were such that he always became very sheep­ish on the infre­quent occa­sions that “Signifying Rappers” came up.

  • bill says:

    What Glenn said (see that? Hivemind), and besides that…I don’t know what you want me to say, Pete. Blame Maud Newton. She did the selecting.

  • Joel says:

    I’m really curi­ous why Dyer was even inter­viewed here. He seems not to fit in with the demo­graph­ic of those (young Americans) who were “influ­enced” by Wallace in the way that Newton describes. I think that what Newton missed was the fact that Wallace joined his inform­al vocab­u­lary with a rig­or­ously form­al syn­tax, so that half-page long sen­tences would still scan cor­rectly while using phrases like “and but so.” I don’t see that in too much of the post-Wallace gen­er­a­tion that Newton cites. I guess that I’m really just agree­ing with Edward’s excel­lent linked reply. Except that I always asso­ci­ated this aspect of Wallace’s writ­ing with Gaddis, and the kind of hyper-verisimilitude found in the dia­logue (i.e. most of) JR, instead of Sir John Vanbrugh, whose awe­some name and obscur­ity make me hope that Edward inven­ted him.

  • Pete Segall says:

    @bill: Kingsley Amis did­n’t like Martin Amis, either, at least not his writ­ing. What’s that worth in this con­text? Not a lot. As an admirer of Dyer and Wallace, sorry if I took too hard a swipe at your lament.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    My main prob­lem with Dyer is, as someone old enough to recall the best-sellerdom of “Your Erroneous Zones,” whenev­er Geoff comes up, the men­tal pic­ture I get is one of Wayne. Blech.

  • I actu­ally read Signifying Rappers back when it first came out, when DFW was nobody fam­ous and I was a li’l Public Enemy-lovin’ punk rock kid. And I really liked it! And still do! Yes, it’s obvi­ously a book by a white col­lege kid about an art form he’s not part of, but that’s no small part of what’s good about it. It’s still some of the bet­ter writ­ing about the gen­re’s fraught rela­tion­ship with the white audi­ence and (just as or more import­ant) the white-owned dis­tri­bu­tion net­work. And for those inter­ested in con­sist­ency of themes, it anti­cip­ates nicely with what would become a major theme for Wallace: the ten­sion between the pos­ing to com­mu­nic­ate any­thing, and the fear that the post of authen­ti­city is all there is. Most mem­or­ably, the ana­lys­is of “My Uzi Weighs A Ton” is one of the sharpest para­graphs ever writ­ten about “con­scious” hip-hop.

  • Asher says:

    Well, I, of course, think Maud is entirely right, and I look for­ward to the day when Wallace and his ilk are for­got­ten. But your com­ing to Wallace’s defense is touch­ing, and I don’t mean that in some sort of obnox­ious sar­cast­ic way.

  • Newton seems to believe that one can­not write in the style she describes and still be sin­cere in intent and object­ive, which is frankly ridicu­lous and an idea that scarcely bears think­ing about. Nonetheless, I thought on it, and wrote this rebuttal:
    On Maud Newton vs. DFW and “folksi­ness.”
    http://theoncominghope.blogspot.com/2011/08/on-maud-newton-vs.html