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The current cinema, "Glug, glug, glug" edition, part 2

By December 8, 2011No Comments

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I was rather less taken with New Year’s Eve, which might drive an indi­vidu­al to drink. Strong drink. Here is a rep­res­ent­at­ive sample of my review for MSN Movies: “[The movie fea­tures] a nasty bit in a party scene in which Penny Marshall, the dir­ect­or’s sis­ter, lav­ishes sar­casm on a wait­ress who nev­er did her a bit of harm, ask­ing, ‘Are you an act­ress?’ before put­ting the attract­ive young woman in her place. Um, Penny, you’re old-school show­biz, so you know the one about only being as good as the last thing you did, right? Well, the last thing I saw you doing was sit­ting as far away as pos­sible from Cindy Williams at an auto­graph table at the Chiller Theater Expo in Secaucus, N.J. So yeah, Penny, laugh it up.”

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  • Joseph Neff says:

    100,000,000 points for the Jandek ref­er­ence. You’ve offi­cially made my evening…

  • Partisan says:

    Sounds extremely unprom­ising. And yet oddly I’ve wondered what a sequel to VALENTINE’S DAY would be like if it was made by a much bet­ter dir­ect­or. I start off with Jeremy Irons and Genevieve Bujold with James Woods and Debbie Harry on a double date.

  • And Cronenberg tells Suschitzky to set it up solely as an unin­terr­rup­ted mas­ter of the four of them talk­ing at a booth in a Tribeca restaurant.

  • ptiv says:

    And I’m going to give you anoth­er 1,000,000,000 points for ref­er­en­cing the sad clown parade that is the Chiller Theater Expo.

  • But is it is worse than “200 Cigarettes”?

  • Oliver_C says:

    Before 2pm I had already read (in print, not online) two 1‑star reviews of this.
    In oth­er (bet­ter?) news, the ‘Margaret’ cam­paign has res­ul­ted in its cur­rent UK release being expan­ded, from a single London cinema to a half dozen.

  • BenJ says:

    Before 2pm I had already read (in print, not online) two 1‑star reviews of this.
    Was one of them Wesley Morris in the Globe?
    Yeah, this looks pretty dire. The next Weekend Update on SNL, Seth Meyers really needs to razz him­self for being involved.

  • Oliver_C says:

    No, London’s ‘Metro’ and ‘Evening Standard’, and Peter Bradshaw’s review in ‘The Guardian’ made it three 1’s before 8pm!

  • Frank McDevitt says:

    This movie prob­ably would have been a lot bet­ter if the soundtrack was done by Jandek…

  • Josh says:

    Core ten­ant,” that’s rich.

  • Elijah Maine says:

    Elijah Maine

    I really like and appre­ci­ate your blog article.Really thank you! Much obliged.