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Has. She. Lost her mind.

By December 20, 2011No Comments

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Well, come on, the movie is called The Iron Lady, what do you want me to do? And a remark­ably schizzy movie it is, as I dis­cuss in my review for MSN Movies

My year’s work for that redoubt­able web­site is pretty much done. Also up now is anoth­er of my col­loquys with col­league Glenn Whipp; the latest “Between Two Glenns” (and how delight­fully pro­pri­et­ary is that column title?) has us dis­cuss­ing remakes and their dis­con­tents. Finally, if you missed it, I com­piled a list of 2011’s WORST movies, and wrote some com­plaints about them. All that’s left for the year is my review of the very excel­lent A Separation, which should be pos­ted over there soon. You’ll be alerted.

With any luck I’ll have the second install­ment of my Blu-ray Consumer Guide Holiday Thingie up before the Night Before Christmas. So keep your eye out for that, too, here. 

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  • Bruce Reid says:

    …pos­sibly because Adam Sandler has­n’t remade any­thing since he took down Frank Capra and Robert Aldrich sev­er­al years ago with the bru­tal one-two punch that was “Mr. Deeds” and “The Longest Yard.””
    Forgotten already about Cactus Flower revamp Just Go with It, or cour­teous decision to let your cohort’s slip go unmen­tioned? A fun exchange either way.

  • bill says:

    I liked THOR. I hated SUCKER PUNCH. Friends?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yeah, abso­lutely. Tony Dayoub, also a friend, liked THOR, too. I just don’t get it. Maybe I was sit­ting too close.

  • bill says:

    I get the com­plaint about lack of action – that bewildered me a little bit, too, though I thought when the action it arrived it was fairly delight­ful. Maybe it’s just my whole “Natalie Portman thing” com­ing through too strongly. But I would sort of think, and please don’t take this as heresy, but I would sort of think that you, as a strong Jack Kirby man, would have at least appre­ci­ated that the crazy, early-Marvel ver­sion of space, all purple and red and black and glass bridges, made its screen debut with some degree of faithfulness.

  • Oliver_C says:

    As a comic-book nerd might put it, per­haps the prob­lem with the ‘Thor’ movie was that it had too much Vince Colletta and not enough Jack Kirby?

  • bill says:

    Kirby was maybe too spe­cif­ic a ref­er­ence. Mainly, I just liked the depic­tion of the lun­at­ic Marvel vis­ion of out­er space. I had­n’t seen that in any com­ic book film, includ­ing the abysmal FANTASTIC FOUR movies, which should have been all over that.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Not remem­ber­ing any scenes where the back­grounds dis­ap­peared ran­domly, Oliver C.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Damn, Bruce. Awesome.
    Anyway…I get where Bill’s com­ing from, INCLUDING the Portman thing (what’d you think of “Your Highness,” man?) but there just was­n’t a suf­fi­cient amount of the okay/interesting stuff to make up for the lug­gish­ness of Hemsworth, the bland­ness of Hiddleston, and the…nothingness of the script. Most direly dis­ap­point­ing to me was the film’s con­cep­tion of Loki. I really enjoyed his com­ic book incarn­a­tion as a, you’ll excuse the term, cos­mic nihil­ist, a real honey-badger of an off-his-rocker bad guy. It’s argu­able indeed that Lee/Kirby’s Loki was some­thing of an influ­ence on the Moore (and later Nolan) Joker. The way the film saddles him with this tedi­ous MOTIVATION really dragged on me.

  • bill says:

    There are some ser­i­ous com­ic book geeks here. Which I don’t mean as a slight – I just can­’t com­pete, is all.
    I get the Loki prob­lem, but motiv­a­tion is, unfor­tu­nately, here to stay. Maybe I’m too for­giv­ing. Probably I am. But I had fun with it, and thought Branagh, much to my dis­may, brought a whole lot more verve and craft to this than I ever thought he would.
    “what’d you think of ‘Your Highness,’ man?”
    My impres­sion was gen­er­ally favor­able, due in no small part to one Natalie Portman. As it happens.

  • Brian says:

    Bruce, that com­ment is bril­liant. Thank you.
    Shame about THE IRON LADY– I was kind of curi­ous to see Streep play Thatcher. As you described the film’s flahback struc­ture and the links to Thatcher’s deteri­or­at­ing health (plus Jim Broadbent), I wondered how sim­il­ar it was to some­thing like IRIS in tone. That’s anoth­er film that was almost entirely redeemed for me by the act­ing, par­tic­u­larly Broadbent’s. I had­n’t real­ized this had the same dir­ect­or as the exhaust­ing MAMMA MIA!–urgh. Although it makes me won­der if it might have worked bet­ter if they’d turned Thatcher’s life into a wild musical.

  • ZS says:

    Boy I hated Submarine. Someone actu­ally recom­men­ded that to me. Lesson: nev­er listen to recommendations.

  • Stephen Winer says:

    To me the most intriguing choice on your worsts list is “Incendies”, which actu­ally made it onto one or two best lists. You brought back my own decidedly mixed feel­ings about the film. As I was watch­ing it, I’ll admit I enjoyed it but at the con­clu­sion I had to do a double take at a plot that could only be described as “Deus Ex Whatthehell?”. The film is based on the premise (spoil­er alert, y’all) that a moth­er on her deathbed would send her chil­dren on a glob­al quest into some ser­i­ous danger zones to find a man she knows lives pretty much where they star­ted from. “Gee, thanks, Mom. Couldn’t you have just left us some stock cer­ti­fic­ates and the chiffonier?”

  • lipranzer says:

    Count me in the “I actu­ally kinda liked THOR” group. Like Bill, I also have an…inclination, shall we say, towards Natalie Portman, as well as an appre­ci­ation for Kat Dennings, both in how she looks and in her crack com­ic tim­ing (if only “2 Broke Girls” was bet­ter writ­ten, I’d watch it reg­u­larly!). But I also did­n’t mind Hemsworth or Hiddleston, and thought it was fun. Yes, CAPTAIN AMERICA was bet­ter, and admit­tedly, I saw this on DVD and not in theat­ers, but still, I had a decent time.
    Which is more than I can say for SUBMARINE. Having been lucky enough to miss every oth­er film on your list, I can truly say it was, to date, the worst film I saw in the past year.

  • Peter Labuza says:

    YES! You rock, Glenn, for call­ing out the bull­shit that is “Incendies.” I remem­ber sit­ting in the theat­er, just feel­ing the manip­u­la­tion every moment through. Near the end of the film, dur­ing the last abom­in­a­tion of a twist, a woman next to me muttered, “This is what war does to people.” I would have cried for human­ity at that point, but I’d giv­en up years ago.

  • Shamus says:

    Speaking of hyper­sens­it­ive adoles­cent males, I’d like to put in a good word for RESTLESS on your list. The Oh-my-fucking-god-why-the-fuck-am-I-stuck-in-this-theater list.
    DRIVE was pretty loath­some too. Especially con­sid­er­ing the hype and the idi­ot­ic fawn­ing that rode along with it.

  • skinky”. That’s fabulous.
    I’ve cer­tainly hated all the RUSHMORE-inspired sensitive-boy movies. When I saw GARDEN STATE, I tried to con­tain my laughter for the sake of all the ador­ing lads in the audi­ence, but once Braff burbled “This is me, Dad! This is my life!”, the giggles would not be denied. But then, I think RUSHMORE is an egre­gious hunk of spe­cial plead­ing on behalf of self-satisfied, cheeky sociopaths every­where, so all its deriv­at­ives have just seemed like more of the same.

  • Todd says:

    Oh, wow, I was way off. I thought this was “Margaret Thatcher: Vampire Hunter”. Glad I did­n’t waste my money.

  • LondonLee says:

    A music­al ver­sion of ‘The Iron Lady’ would have a great soundtrack, but none of the songs would be in favour of her.
    I’m still inter­ested in see­ing it but, hav­ing lived through the Thatcher years in England, just look­ing at that still above gets my blood pres­sure up so I’m not sure I could sit through it.

  • colinr says:

    I liked TFB’s com­ment about Garden State – for all the flak it gets I think Freddy Got Fingered drove the sensitive-boy (and man-child) cliches into total over­drive a pri­ori. I seem to remem­ber it got so excru­ci­at­ing that it attained a kind of hor­rif­ic zen bril­liance, espe­cially in the scene where we finally see Tom Green’s char­ac­ter­’s hor­rif­ic animation.
    On the Streep film, I was a little sur­prised that the right wing press here in the UK are going apo­plect­ic over por­tray­ing their beloved lead­er as a slightly addled old lady, as I thought that this was sup­posed to be a highly respect­ful dei­fic­a­tion of the old coot. I’m not sure the fury of the Daily Mail will inspire me to actu­ally watch The Iron Lady, but it helps!
    On turn­ing The Iron Lady into a music­al, I remem­ber think­ing when the cast­ing inform­a­tion about Oliver Stone’s “W. [dub-ya]” was announced that it seemed like it was going to be a par­ody film, hopes that sadly nev­er were ful­filled. Visions of Thandie Newton play­ing Condoleezza Rice and doing a par­ody of that Cher music video on the deck of the oil tanker named after her (“I’m pump­ing, pump­ing the oil of your love”), sprang to mind.
    But then I sup­pose those images would, since I thought Sucker Punch was sur­pris­ingly good, for a Zak Snyder film!

  • Hollis Lime says:

    Garden State is really noth­ing like Rushmore ton­ally though.
    The former is con­fes­sion­al, while the lat­ter is wry.
    In oth­er words, Rushmore is Bob Dylan, and Garden State is Elliott Smith.

  • I would say the dif­fer­ence is more that the hero of GARDEN STATE is a mope, while the hero of RUSHMORE is a mon­ster. “Hero”, not “prot­ag­on­ist”, because that’s how the movie sees each boy, and that’s exactly the problem.
    I would, how­ever, totally pay to see “Margaret Thatcher: Vampire Hunter”. I mean… LOOOOOOK AT HER!