Criticism

Plus ça boring

By January 30, 2012No Comments

Teachers of Literature are apt to think up such prob­lems as ‘What is the author’s pur­pose’ or still worse ‘What is the guy try­ing to say?’ ”—Vladimir Nabokov, “On a Book Entitled Lolita,” 1957

Spielberg’s movies are undeni­ably power­ful. His films func­tion as supreme audi­ence enter­tain­ments, almost by defin­i­tion. But when I revis­ited them, I wanted to find their ideas: What, after all these fea­tures, has Spielberg really said?”—Bill Wyman, “I Watched Every Spielberg Movie,” Slate, January 30, 2012

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  • BobSolo says:

    None of those sen­tences even con­vey an actu­al idea so I can­’t wait to see what Bill “In Another Land” Wyman has to say about Spielberg’s ideas.

  • The Siren says:

    ” Still, I couldn’t under­stand, watch­ing it, why a propensity by a highly com­mer­cial film­maker to include in his films reli­giously lit close-up shots of the human face look­ing up in won­der would be con­sidered any­thing more than axiomatic.”
    Axiomatic? In all sin­cer­ity, I don’t under­stand what he means by that. Self-evident? Relating to axioms? Wouldn’t any such visu­al trope be self-evident? Or maybe not; if it’s self-evident, why was Kevin appar­ently the first per­son to pile up a string of examples and give the device a name? If Wyman is say­ing the “Spielberg face” is there, and once you have iden­ti­fied it there is noth­ing more to be said on the mat­ter, that is also dis­mantled by Kevin’s essay, which Wyman had just called intel­li­gent and elegant.
    And then again, Wyman is also say­ing (I think) that this would be true of any “highly com­mer­cial film­maker,” not just Spielberg. And that adds to my confusion.
    That sen­tence is like a brick wall. What am I missing?

  • warren oates says:

    So if E.T. is Spielberg’s LOLITA, what’s his PALE FIRE?

  • BobSolo says:

    Does he mean “idio­syn­crat­ic” maybe? I can­’t read that thing. It’s as exhaust­ive as that dumb multi-part Spielberg video essay that some oth­er out­let with con­tent diarrhea pro­duced late last year.

  • Keith Uhlich says:

    A.I.” is his “Pale Fire.”

  • bill says:

    God bless you. The idea that an artist must have “some­thing to say” is prac­tic­ally the bane of my exist­ence, but it’s, er, axio­mat­ic by this point. The kick­er of course being, as BobSolo points out, that those who demand an artist “say some­thing” are rarely able to describe what they believe is being said.
    What I’m get­ting it is, say­ing things is really overrated.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Damn. Took the words right out of my mouth, Keith.

  • That Slate piece is just the worst. If Wyman really thinks that “Minority Report” and “War of the Worlds” are noth­ing more than “noi­some ran­dom­ness,” he must have some awfully poor com­pre­hen­sion skills.

  • Keith Uhlich says:

    Glad we agree on that one, Glenn. Such a rich, mul­tilayered work. And says plenty.

  • warren oates says:

    Part of what really annoys me is that Wyman out and out ignores my two favor­ite Spielberg pic­tures – DUEL and MUNICH – two of the ones with the kind of recog­niz­able lit­er­ary chops and them­at­ic matur­ity that might have eas­ily refuted his dum­bass any­way argument.

  • Peter Labuza says:

    I’m really glad this art­icles acts as a coun­ter­point to those damn Seitz and Arkin video essays. We can­’t have people going around think­ing that Spielberg is a bold and ori­gin­al film­maker!” ‑Kois, I assume, when he heard the pitch.
    You think Slate would take the time to attack some oth­er film­maker that is actu­ally uni­ver­sally loved instead of highly con­ten­tious. Wyman seems to think he’s the first per­son ever to state that *gasp* he does­n’t like Spielbergs films. Oh, and he’s also an idiot.

  • bill says:

    When Spielberg plays with such things—Pinocchio in A.I.,[…]—the res­on­ances are one-note. (E.g., will the robot become a real boy?)”
    Yep, that’s what A.I. is about. It’s about if the robot will become a real boy. This dude nailed it.
    I also love this:
    “He takes images and arche­types he knows will work—because they have in the past—and presents them without addi­tion­al nuance or com­plic­a­tion. (His par­tis­ans will say that they are non­ethe­less effect­ive. Fine; the artistry remains second-rate.)”
    There’s noth­ing like invent­ing the argu­ment against your points so you can shoot them down. Never mind that he does no such thing. Wyman’s defin­i­tion of first-rate artistry is nev­er forth­com­ing, because I don’t think he knows what it is. Hell, I know he does­n’t know what it is. His jump­ing off point for this whole art­icle is the “sur­pris­ingly uneven” track record Spielberg has with Oscars. Stick to play­ing the bass, you idiot!

  • BobSolo says:

    The age title that appears at the top of my browser – Steven Spielberg’s Complete Movies: I’ve seen every one, and I almost wish I had­n’t – is like a par­ody of a AICN piece. Structurally, gram­mat­ic­ally, con­cep­tu­ally… I guess it’s a fair warning.

  • BobSolo says:

    And that should be “page title” .. I guess I should­n’t be throw­ing rocks in my glass house.

  • BobSolo says:

    He also needs to real­ize that a phrase like “con­cert cum mon­ster” should nev­er be used without hyphens (or at all).

  • ZS says:

    I love A.I. For me, it’s his great masterwork.
    And I think “axio­mat­ic” in that case does mean self-evident or obvi­ous. But if we are gonna nit-pick I nom­in­ate “Beneath all his tech­nic­al wiz­ardry is only a simu­lac­rum of aes­thet­ics.” Now that’s sen­tence that does­n’t really mean what (I pre­sume) the author intends to say which is “not a lot going on”

  • D Cairns says:

    And Woody Allen’s films are “tech­nic­ally indif­fer­ent” – I guess he means unam­bi­tious (which is untrue of Zelig, for one)…
    I think the most demen­ted stuff is about how Spielberg does­n’t get great per­form­ances, which turns out to be about how he does­n’t use big stars, oh, except when he does.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    What’s great about Slate’s “con­trari­an” stance in gen­er­al is how everything begins with the premise that “X” is over­rated, or some­thing, and then crit­ic­al goal­posts are trot­ted all over the field to ham­mer down the point. Wyman’s miffed that Spielberg’s films have no “ideas.” Like he’s so big on Straub and Huillet or some­thing. If Spielberg’s films DID have ideas, they’d have to be the WRONG ideas, then. And so on, and so on, and so on. The pret­zel logic is a fea­ture, not a bug, at that par­tic­u­lar outlet—Jonah Weiner’s show­boat­ing “Wes Anderson is a racist” thumb­suck­er was a par­tic­u­larly unfor­giv­able example. But Wyman, who I’m almost NEVER on the same page with but who usu­ally goes to the trouble of build­ing a much bet­ter case, takes a par­tic­u­lar case in the scat­ter­shot depart­ment. When he finally gets around to cit­ing con­tinu­ity errors as nar­rat­ive holes you can tell he’s really grasp­ing at straws.

  • Paul Giamatti could play Charles Kinbote in Spielberg’s film of Pale Fire.

  • Petey says:

    What’s great about Slate’s “con­trari­an” stance in general…”
    But ‘Spielberg is a lousy film­maker’ isn’t really a con­trari­an stance, is it? I cer­tainly endorse the gen­er­al view­point, and I don’t ima­gine I’m alone. It seems more cliché than contrarian.
    I’m not a fan of Slate, but I’m not a fan of Spielberg either. The art­icle in ques­tion is not par­tic­u­larly good, (it badly mis­un­der­stands Woody Allen’s oeuvre, among oth­er things), but at least its heart is in the right place, which is unusu­al for Slate…

  • ZS says:

    I wish he would have looked at his tele­vi­sion films. Duel and Something Evil are a lot of fun.

  • BobSolo says:

    I wish he would return to whatever high school news­pa­per he was cherry-picked from. Who cares what this twit has to say about Duel or any­thing else? Read his responses in the com­box. He just keeps enlar­ging his vap­id vor­tex. I think he wants us all to be impressed that he’s seen – and even enjoyed/“got”! – Lynch films.

  • Josh Z says:

    I’m with Petey on this. The notion that Spielberg ISN’T over­rated is the actu­al con­trari­an viewpoint.
    There are people who actu­ally like A.I.? Seriously?

  • James Keepnews says:

    …heart in the right place”? How’s this for “axio­mat­ic”, or at least hypo­thet­ic­al? IF the Academy does­n’t like the most suc­cess­ful producer/director of films in Hollywood his­tory, THEN some­thing can­’t be right with him! Although, say, that Scorsese fella did­n’t get no kind of Oscar for a while, neither, and he was­n’t half as suc­cess­ful! Guess it’s not about fin­an­cial suc­cess OR inher­ent artistry! Mmm. Yeah. And now, I don’t feel well…can’t keep the con­trary con­trari­an­istisms straight without a score­card over there in Slate-land. The Oscars are stodgy and need a bathing-suit con­test or some­thing but are Exhibit A and spring­board for a barer-than-thread (page) hit job on little Stevie more reveal­ing of the hit man than his inten­ded target.
    Though, like Petey, I do think Spielberg’s work deserves to be knocked and on the reg­u­lar, though Wyman’s cri­tiques are as super­fi­cial as he main­tains Spielberg’s films are. Spielberg’s craft is so super­i­or that you rarely feel the manip­u­la­tion, but it’s so often there, lead­ing you by your nose and bloody­ing it with the John Williams two-by-four. And the mantle of artist rests on him some­times amus­ingly – recall his pub­lic agon about how he could go on as a pop dir­ect­or after SCHINDLER’S LIST, a con­di­tion deli­ciously skewered in Stuart Klawans’ Nation review of Spielberg’s actu­al follow-up, JURASSIC PARK 2, which he treated as though it were a sequel to SCHINDLER’S. But, Good Lord, there’s so much great, ser­i­ous work after E.T. alone – I’ll add EMPIRE OF THE SUN, about which you could almost feel the heat from Pauline Kael’s tears of grat­it­ude in her review – he’s not only the most suc­cess­ful American dir­ect­or of all time, he’s the damned­est and so much more worthy of a genu­inely engaged con­sid­er­a­tion than this arm­chair shrug of a gloss.
    I mean, what are we to do with this epi­steme: “I’ve nev­er under­stood the com­plaints about the con­sequences Spielberg’s early hits—Jaws, Close Encounters, and the like—supposedly had on the movie busi­ness. What’s wrong with unfor­get­table action movies with ima­gin­at­ively con­ceived sequences and snappy writing—films that, for a time, brought an entire coun­try togeth­er in a shared aes­thet­ic exper­i­ence? Pulp Fiction still got made, and so did Blue Velvet.” Seriously, shut up already! Just ’cause you hate on shared home­land aes­thet­ics and like A.I. and shit, well, back when Steve was cool we all stood in line and after­ward you got block­busters AND two left-of-center films over the next two dec­ades – you know, plus RAGING BULL! That’s THREE! – and all I hear is your piss­ing and moan­ing and your inab­il­ity to per­ceive an arc of failed promise…Jesus, I think! It’s not exactly TINKER TAILOR but it is an eff­ing puzzle and my brain hurts and I’m upset and I’m going to go be mean to people all day now. Thanks.
    Straub/Huillet, you say, Glenn? As Tom Cruise put it in RISKY BUSINESS: no, I do not believe so.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Well, James, you can­’t deny those two had IDEAS.
    And yes, I LOVE “A.I.,” and have no prob­lem say­ing so. I remem­ber going to an early screen­ing with my Première col­league Howard Karren and being rather awed but also kind of con­fused: had I, in fact, seen what I thought I had seen? And no, what I thought I had seen had zip to do with any kind of “Pinnochio” con­cern over wheth­er the prot­ag­on­ist would become a “real boy” but instead a rather wrench­ing and deeply pess­im­ist­ic conun­drum on the nature of both “real­ity” and mor­tal­ity. So we saw it again at our earli­est con­veni­ence and were both sur­prised and grat­i­fied to run into a crit­ic for a major news­pa­per who was hav­ing the same intim­a­tions, whose res­ult­ant review is here:
    http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9C0DE2DD1739F93AA15755C0A9679C8B63
    Anyway, I stand by my own review as well. I under­stand that “A.I.” is “polar­iz­ing” (I have a funny story about HOW polar­iz­ing, but I can­’t tell it, which in itself should indic­ate how polar­iz­ing), but I’m unshak­ably pro.

  • ZS says:

    Oh, I very much love A.I. I’m with Glenn in think­ing it’s a deeply pess­im­ist­ic film. Wyman must have turned the film off early– you know before human­ity comes to an end– if he thinks the point was wheth­er it’s about a robot becom­ing a real boy. Or per­haps he only becomes a real boy at the end when he basic­ally dies, which is hardly a reas­sur­ing sen­ti­ment­al idea.

  • jbryant says:

    Josh Z.: I also love A.I., so with Glenn, Howard Karren, ZS and A.O. Scott, that’s at least five of us. Oh, and I’ll bet Armond White is on board, even if we’d like to leave him out of it.
    Heck, until the last year or so, I was under the impres­sion that Spielberg’s crit­ic­al rep had got­ten rather healthy. In the aughts alone, you can find lots of good will toward A.I., MINORITY REPORT, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, MUNICH and even WAR OF THE WORLDS if you know where to look. Maybe that CRYSTAL SKULL débâcle undid all that for some folks.

  • BobSolo says:

    I think WAR OF THE WORLDS is his most purely real­ized film of the Oughties and cer­tainly one of the best examples of 9/11-as-horror-film.

  • ZS says:

    I think A.I. is like Armond White’s favor­ite film.…which is almost enough to ruin it for us defend­ers. Of course, he likes Neveldine/ Taylor so the broken watch prin­ciple could be at work here.

  • >I’m with Petey on this. The notion that Spielberg ISN’T over­rated is the actu­al con­trari­an viewpoint.
    One can object to Spielberg’s pre­ferred themes or his meth­ods of emo­tion­al manip­u­la­tion or what have you, but I have a very hard time under­stand­ing the view­point of people who don’t at least acknow­ledge his skill (in my opin­ion, ‘mas­tery’ is a bet­ter word) with the tech­nic­al aspects of block­ing, cam­er­a­work, com­pos­i­tion, etc. His body of work is prob­lem­at­ic, but he’s a major tal­ent. I haven’t unre­servedly loved any of his films in a long time, but when he cracks his knuckles and gets to build­ing a standout sequence (Normandy beach in Private Ryan, tri­pod attack in War of the Worlds, etc.) he has a tend­ency of mak­ing the rest of the summer-blockbuster dir­ect­or set look like ama­teurs. Even Tintin, as an example of purely kin­et­ic action film­mak­ing, is a pretty dazzling piece of work. I can­’t recon­cile his best sequences with the appel­la­tion ‘lousy film­maker’ – too much cog­nit­ive dis­son­ance for me to handle.
    >I think WAR OF THE WORLDS is his most purely real­ized film of the Oughties and cer­tainly one of the best examples of 9/11-as-horror-film.
    I think it con­tains his best sequence of the ’00s, and one of the greatest action sequences ever filmed, full stop, though I prefer Munich overall.

  • John M says:

    There are people who actu­ally like A.I.? Seriously?”
    This is basic­ally Slate, summed up in two sentences.
    (I know, it’s CRAZY, right?! Can you ima­gine lik­ing some­thing so CLEARLY awful?!)

  • Petey says:

    One can object to Spielberg’s pre­ferred themes or his meth­ods of emo­tion­al manip­u­la­tion or what have you, but I have a very hard time under­stand­ing the view­point of people who don’t at least acknow­ledge his skill (in my opin­ion, ‘mas­tery’ is a bet­ter word) with the tech­nic­al aspects of block­ing, cam­er­a­work, com­pos­i­tion, etc.”
    Who cares about ‘tech­nic­al aspects’? His movies, (with a few excep­tions), tend to just be bor­ing. And in this medi­um, tor­por is the enemy. Flat and simple. Solaris isn’t bor­ing. Most Antonioni isn’t bor­ing. But most of Spielberg’s oeuvre is simply boring.
    Being an upgrade on Michael Bay isn’t much of a com­pli­ment. Stevie is our gen­er­a­tion’s Cecil B. DeMille – a few inter­est­ing things in his youth, fol­lowed by a career of bor­ing. (Catch Me If You Can, which is among his best non-youth work, merely rises to the mediocre…)

  • bill says:

    I can­’t believe we live in a world where A.I. still needs to be defended.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Bill: “I can­’t believe we live in a world where A.I. still needs to be defended.”
    Let alone (how­ever con­di­tion­ally or prob­lem­at­ic­ally) Spielberg.

  • bill says:

    Yeah, that too, obvi­ously. MUNICH, to take anoth­er example, con­tains some of the best dir­ect­ing the man has ever done. It’s packed with superb com­pos­i­tions and imagery, and the viol­ence is won­der­fully and gut-churningly staged. Hey, but he made HOOK! Boooo!

  • jbryant says:

    Flat and simple(…) But most of Spielberg’s oeuvre is simply boring.”
    I get the impres­sion some people think the use of “simple” or “simply” ends an argu­ment. But it simply isn’t true.

  • Petey says:

    Hey, but he made HOOK! Boooo!”
    Starting from 1983, I count around 15 out­right lousy movies, and around genu­inely 5 debat­able movies, none of which rise any­where near excellence.
    And, again, I don’t think this is a a con­trari­an view­point. 4 out of 5 worth­while crit­ics agree…

  • bill says:

    The defin­i­tion of “worth­while” is up for some debate as well, apparently.

  • Petey says:

    The defin­i­tion of “worth­while” is up for some debate as well, apparently.”
    Well, you sorta know it when you see it when it comes to crit­ics, no? Some crit­ics thought Drive belonged amongst the year’s best. De gus­ti­bus non est dis­putan­dum and all that.
    But just because crit­ic­al debates are not resolv­able via dis­pute to the sat­is­fac­tion of every soul on the plan­et does­n’t mean every­one is equally correct.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Well,since rank­ing seems to be the thing, here’s mine:
    UNIMPEACHABLE
    Duel
    Sugarland Express
    Jaws
    Close Encounters
    E.T.
    Empire of the Sun
    A.I.
    Catch Me If You Can
    PRETTY GREAT
    Raiders
    Jurassic 2 The Lost World
    Minority Report
    War of the Worlds
    Munich
    PROBLEMATIC
    1941
    Color Purple
    Jurassic
    Schindler’s List
    Amistad
    Saving Private Ryan
    The Terminal
    Tintin
    DRECK
    Temple of Doom
    Crystal Skull
    Always
    CRAP
    Hook
    Last Crusade
    HAVEN’T SEEN
    War Horse

  • bill says:

    Whoa whoa whoa…LAST CRUSADE crap? I protest. But okay:
    Unimpeachable:
    JAWS
    CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
    ET
    EMPIRE OF THE SUN
    AI
    WAR OF THE WORLDS
    MUNICH
    Pretty great:
    RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
    MINORITY REPORT
    CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
    DUEL
    SCHINDLER’S LIST
    Pretty good:
    SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
    JURASSIC PARK
    LAST CRUSADE
    ALWAYS (I like it)
    Problematic:
    SUGARLAND EXPRESS
    THE TERMINAL
    Dreck and crap:
    TEMPLE OF DOOM
    CRYSTAL SKULL
    1941
    AMISTAD (the slave ship stuff is great, everything else is deadly)
    LOST WORLD
    Haven’t seen:
    WAR HORSE (I don’t get out much)
    TINTIN (I don’t get out much)
    THE COLOR PURPLE (did­n’t like the book, keep put­ting it off)
    HOOK (Robin Williams)

  • bill says:

    Also, Glenn, I thought you liked CRYSTAL SKULL.
    @Petey – “But just because crit­ic­al debates are not resolv­able via dis­pute to the sat­is­fac­tion of every soul on the plan­et does­n’t mean every­one is equally correct.”
    Indeed not.

  • ZS says:

    I liked Crystal Skull which I admit needs way more defend­ing than A.I.
    I sup­pose Duel and Jaws would be my favor­ites after A.I.

  • Petey says:

    Well,since rank­ing seems to be the thing, here’s mine”
    The only post-’83 ones I’d rank as defin­it­ively “non-lousy” are:
    Catch Me If You Can
    Jurassic 2 The Lost World
    Minority Report
    A.I.
    But even with any of those, we’re not talkin’ in even the vicin­ity of great­ness, in my book. His mawk­ish­ness and tor­por invade even those to some degree. It’s really the Cecil B. DeMille disease.
    Let’s try it this way: Scorcese’s worst movie is bet­ter than than any post-’83 Spielberg movie. That’s not a low bar to cross, but it’s not the highest bar in the world to cross either.
    (And hell, I even find his early work uneven, to be hon­est, though with some real inspir­a­tion mixed in. I could nev­er get behind E.T., and Close Encounters goes way off the rails in the third act. Duel and Jaws are quite good, though, and Sugarland Express had some real moments. And 1941 is bet­ter than its rep.)

  • ZS says:

    @Petey: I’d hap­pily sit through 10 screen­ings of A.I. in a row before watch­ing The Departed again.

  • lipranzer says:

    I’ll play along:
    UNIMPEACHABLE
    Sugarland Express
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind
    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    E.T.
    Schindler’s List (I’ve even come around on the scene where Neeson says he could have saved more)
    Saving Private Ryan
    A.I.
    Munich
    PRETTY DAMN GREAT
    Duel
    Jaws
    Amistad
    Minority Report
    Catch Me if you Can
    War of the Worlds
    PRETTY GOOD
    Empire of the Sun
    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Jurassic Park
    The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2
    PROBLEMATIC
    Twilight Zone: The Movie (his segment)
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
    The Color Purple
    The Terminal
    War Horse
    CRAP
    Hook
    NEVER SAW
    1941 (can­’t explain why)
    Always (hated the original)
    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (my Spielberg-loving former co-workers did­n’t like it at all)
    Adventures of Tintin (haven’t got­ten around to it yet)
    Now, if you want to make a case against Spielberg the pro­du­cer, that’s firmer ground to stand on. But the fact is, even in the last dec­ade, sup­posedly his “weak” dec­ade, even giv­en the fact I haven’t seen the last Indiana Jones movie, of the six oth­er films he dir­ec­ted in that time peri­od, THE TERMINAL is the only one I would­n’t will­ingly revis­it. That’s a pretty good average.
    And please, let’s not go through the whole “Scorsese vs. Spielberg” argu­ment again. I love HIGH FIDELITY as a book and a movie, but I don’t want to have to live it every­where I go.

  • Joel says:

    I think that it’s a trap to defend A.I., and oth­er Spielberg films, against the charge that they are sen­ti­ment­al, or that they have “happy end­ings.” The dude has a sen­ti­ment­al world­view, and he defends it vig­or­ously. There’s noth­ing inher­ently wrong with sen­ti­ment. When done well, a sen­ti­ment­al story taps into great pop­u­lar emo­tion­al. If you read the lyr­ics to a Motown song, they prob­ably read like driv­el, but if you listen to those lyr­ics set to a great Holland-Dozier-Holland melody, then they become tran­scend­ent. A.I. is one of my favor­ite films, and it makes me cry every time I watch it. A lot of less­er film­makers could have shot a mawk­ish ver­sion the scene where David’s moth­er leaves him in the woods. Spielberg, though, has a sens­it­iv­ity with act­ors, and a pre­ci­sion of light­ing and fram­ing, that makes that moment per­fect in A.I. I remem­ber not only David’s uncom­pre­hend­ing tears, but also his mother­’s con­fused hor­ror at how much she has come to love a machine, even though she knows that abandon­ing that machine is the “right” thing to do. Does this count as an “say­ing some­thing,” in the Wyman universe?

  • BobSolo says:

    The Wyman uni­verse.” I shud­der at that concept. I’m sure it’s ruled by gib­ber­ing, octop­oid Elder Gods too dumb to form com­plete sen­tences or really do much oth­er than stir up com­boxes and page hits.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Spielberg: “5 unar­gu­able clas­sics… which is one more than any­one else includ­ing Hitchcock and Kubrick”
    – Unnamed ‘Hollywood Elsewhere’ poster, whose name I have with­held to pro­tect the imbecilic/sycophantic

  • bill says:

    @BobSolo – Don’t trash the Elder Gods like that. Those guys are pretty sharp, liv­ing in space and wait­ing for the right time to return and con­sume us all, and whatnot.
    @Oliver C – I saw that com­ment, and it’s very fool­ish, I agree. Doesn’t really count as an argu­ment against Spielberg, though.

  • John M says:

    Why is crap worse than dreck and how could any­one put TEMPLE OF DOOM in either category?
    This will not stand!
    xox,
    Committed lov­er of Temple of Doom

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Dreck” in this case is my cat­egor­iz­a­tion for stuff that’s irrit­at­ing in a num­ber of ways but some­times enjoy­able in spite of itself. No offense against the actu­al Kate Capshaw, who is lovely and I’m sure a for­mid­able per­son, but her char­ac­ter AND her per­form­ance in “Temple of Doom” drive me right up a wall, as does Short Round, the din­ner scene, all that. And yet, there are bits. As there are in “Crystal Skull,” which I enjoyed some­what in Cannes, largely due to the clas­sics it took inspir­a­tion from, frankly. “Last Crusade” got right up my nose in so many ways I could­n’t have any fun with it. Which is what, for the pur­poses of my rank­ing list, is what dis­tin­guishes “dreck” from “crap.” Hope this makes every­body happy!

  • Josh Z says:

    @John M: “This is basic­ally Slate, summed up in two sen­tences. (I know, it’s CRAZY, right?! Can you ima­gine lik­ing some­thing so CLEARLY awful?!)”
    Well, you’ll have to for­give me for not hav­ing time yes­ter­day to write a thes­is paper on the top­ic in the minute I had avail­able to make my blog com­ment. I’ll try to do bet­ter now.
    @bill: “I can­’t believe we live in a world where A.I. still needs to be defended.”
    I’m not a hater of all things Spielberg by any means. Every once in a blue moon, he man­ages to impress me. But the man’s repu­ta­tion as a whole has cer­tainly been over­rated con­sid­er­ing the actu­al qual­ity of most of his movies. And yes, I find A.I. to be CLEARLY awful. I’ve seen it twice, once in the theat­er and then again recently on Blu-ray, hop­ing to revis­it it from a fresh per­spect­ive (in light of the fact that it does have some defend­ers). It turns out that my feel­ings for it had­n’t changed much in the ensu­ing years.
    The movie is an infuri­at­ing mess. It has some inter­est­ing ideas in it, primar­ily in the first half. Most of those were prob­ably left over from Kubrick’s involve­ment. And it has that truly wrench­ing scene where the moth­er aban­dons David in the woods, which is very power­ful and mov­ing. But then it turns need­lessly cheesy dur­ing the Mad Max sec­tion of the story, and of course ends with that ATROCIOUS last act.
    Yes, apo­lo­gists will claim that the end­ing was Kubrick’s idea. I might believe that he came up with the basic concept of jump­ing the story for­ward in time, but he cer­tainly did­n’t write any of those reams of groan-inducing tech­nobabble BS dia­logue about “space-time path­ways” and the like. That pain­ful need to EXPLAIN everything, and utterly wipe away any trace of ambi­gu­ity, is pure Spielbergian pap at its abso­lute worst.
    In an earli­er com­ment, Glenn called the movie a “deeply pess­im­ist­ic conun­drum on the nature of both ‘real­ity’ and mor­tal­ity.” The prob­lem (for me) is that, like most things Spielberg, the dir­ect­or only approaches those ideas on a shal­low and super­fi­cial level. He’s afraid to really engage with them, and has to tem­per them with point­less action movie beats and a thick coat­ing of his pat­en­ted schmaltz.
    Despite the fact that it ends with the human race extinct, I don’t find the movie pess­im­ist­ic, and I doubt Spielberg does either. It’s a recur­ring issue in Spielberg’s works that he is obsessed with the hap­pi­ness of his main prot­ag­on­ists to the exclu­sion of everything else. This tun­nel vis­ion basic­ally ruined the end­ing of Close Encounters (any ver­sion), where Roy Neary aban­dons his fam­ily to take a joyride in the space­ship, as well as the end­ing of Minority Report, where Det. Anderton saves the pre­cog and dis­mantles the entire Pre-Crime net­work, appar­ently obli­vi­ous to the con­sequences that doing so would mean the rein­tro­duc­tion of crime and murder to the city.
    Any of these could have been played for effect­ive dra­mat­ic irony, or at least ambi­gu­ity, if at all acknow­ledged with­in their stor­ies. But Spielberg does­n’t under­stand irony or ambi­gu­ity. He’s a lit­er­al­ist and a sen­ti­ment­al­ist. So long as his char­ac­ters are happy (and that’s a require­ment in his book), the world is by defin­i­tion a bet­ter place. The end­ing of A.I. is extremely optim­ist­ic in that regard. David gets his wish. He gets his moth­er back for that one moment of pure hap­pi­ness, and dies know­ing that she loved him as much as he loved her. The extinc­tion of the entire human race pales in com­par­is­on to that.
    Sorry, I don’t buy it, and I found Spielberg’s hand­ling of the mater­i­al to grow increas­ingly dopey as it goes, until con­clud­ing with that epi­logue of howl­ingly awful ineptitude. You may not believe that we live in a world where A.I. still needs to be defen­ded. I don’t believe that we live in a world where it CAN be defen­ded. Though I’m sure that I’m unlikely to sway you to my opin­ion on this, just as you’re unlikely to sway me to yours. So it goes.

  • Joel says:

    Although my drunk­en A.I. defense now looks kind of inco­her­ent, I just wanted to join the anti-Wyman gang before this thread goes cold. This “noth­ing to say” thing really bugged me, if only because Wyman nev­er tries to fig­ure out what Spielberg might be try­ing to stay. So what if every back­yard has a clothesline, or if crowds don’t behave accord­ing to some bizarre Wyman logic of crowds? In three pages, there is very little about the con­tent of the films.

  • ZS says:

    Despite the fact that it ends with the human race extinct, I don’t find the movie pessimistic”
    Well, CLEARLY that’s a mighty high stand­ard you have for defin­ing pess­im­ism then!

  • bill says:

    He gets his moth­er back for that one moment of pure hap­pi­ness, and dies know­ing that she loved him as much as he loved her.”
    But she did­n’t, though. See, that’s the thing.
    “those reams of groan-inducing tech­nobabble BS dia­logue about ‘space-time pathways’ ”
    Maybe you just don’t like sci­ence fic­tion, and I mean SF as it exists in lit­er­at­ure, which rarely matches up to the SF that appears on film.
    And to describe the end­ing of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS as a “joyride”…I mean, I know Spielberg says he would nev­er end the film that way now, but I’ve nev­er under­stood why some people find it so hard to view the film as a little more skewed. He aban­dons his fam­ily, yes. Where does it say we have to blindly sup­port his decision? From the oth­er view, is it impossible to under­stand why someone would make that decision? To be the only man in his­tory to explore that kind of envir­on­ment? Why does it have to be read as so cut-and-dried?

  • Petey says:

    This “noth­ing to say” thing really bugged me”
    Well, it’s what bugged Glenn as well.
    And it’s gen­er­ally a bad bit of criticism.
    But…
    Without align­ing myself with the view­point of the Slate piece, I will say that the “noth­ing to say” knock actu­ally is a bit of a key to unlock­ing What’s Wrong With Spielberg. He’s a guy who made some quite good early action movies, and then he decided he really did Have Something To Say. But he was wrong. That’s why, after a cer­tain point, his movies become filled with empty mean­ing. And that’s why the tor­por and mawk­ish­ness take over.
    When you get a good young ener­get­ic film­maker who receives acclaim and mis­guidedly starts pump­ing in a heart­felt world­view that does­n’t quite work, you end up with a body of work like that pro­duced by Cecil B. DeMille, Elia Kazan, or Steven Spielberg.
    A film­maker needs to play to their strengths, not weak­nesses. That’s why I read Spielberg’s first dec­ade of fea­tures as hav­ing some real inspir­a­tion, and why I read his last three dec­ades of fea­tures as mostly altern­at­ing between dreck and crap.

  • Joel says:

    Petey: But Glenn and his re-purposed Nabokov quote were bothered for a dif­fer­ent reas­on. Wyman’s com­plaint bothered me because I think that Spielberg does have plenty to say, espe­cially in his post-Schindler career, in his Walter Scott-like mix of romantic storytelling and his­tor­ic­al inquiry. People mock his “fram­ing” devices in SPR and Schindler, but I actu­ally think that this is where his ideas are. Like Scott and Cooper and a bunch of oth­er authors that no one except me likes any­more, Spielberg often shows how the past bleeds into the present, how we remem­ber. This even pops up in Last Crusade. I under­stand the com­plaint about “mawk­ish­ness,” but I’m not sure what “tor­por” refers to. And “empty mean­ing” just con­fuses me. If some­thing has mean­ing, then how is it empty?

  • THIS – > “But Spielberg does­n’t under­stand irony or ambi­gu­ity. He’s a lit­er­al­ist and a sen­ti­ment­al­ist. So long as his char­ac­ters are happy (and that’s a require­ment in his book), the world is by defin­i­tion a bet­ter place. The end­ing of A.I. is extremely optim­ist­ic in that regard. David gets his wish. He gets his moth­er back for that one moment of pure hap­pi­ness, and dies know­ing that she loved him as much as he loved her. The extinc­tion of the entire human race pales in com­par­is­on to that.”
    Josh did­n’t men­tion them, but among the oth­er movies that identic­al flaw tar­nishes, to one degree or anoth­er, are WAR OF THE WORLDS, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN and SCHINDLER’S LIST. Are we really sup­posed to care about this one clue­less dad Learning to Reconnect while New York is being des­troyed? The line (para­phras­ing from memory) “maybe if we can save Ryan, this’d be the one good thing to come out of all this” has to be the worst line ever in a mostly-great film. And who can for­get Neeson’s “I could’ve saved more” bit, though SCHINDLER’S LIST is hurt less than the oth­er titles I men­tion – par­tially because of Red Coat Girl coun­ter­point and par­tially because the speech at least does make present and grapple with the (appar­ent) con­tra­dic­tion in the very concept “a Spielberg Holocaust film.”

  • Should cla­ri­fy – by “worst line” in re SAVING PRIVATE RYAN I mean both “most mor­ally clue­less line” (um … defeat­ing Hitler? stop­ping the Holocaust? does­n’t count) AND “line most at odds with what the rest of the film shows and is about”

  • Joel says:

    Victor: I like Josh’s point, even if I dis­agree with it, but that line in SPR was­n’t meant to be a thes­is state­ment. In the con­text of the film, was Ed Burns or who­ever sup­posed to stop and take an object­ive world-historical view of the shit that he was cur­rently mired in? I think the coun­ter­point to that line, or to the much-derided “earn this” is that we–Ryan and every­one in the audience–can’t pos­sibly live up to the sac­ri­fice that was made to win WWII.

  • BobSolo says:

    I per­son­ally love the tired chest­nut that any “inter­est­ing ideas” in A.I. just HAD to be a res­ult of Kubrick’s par­ti­cip­a­tion. Because the people who trot that one out always have very con­crete evid­ence to back it up.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Couldn’t Slate have just reprin­ted William Goldman’s detailed smack­down of ‘Ryan’? Less sweep­ing but mem­or­ably devastating.

  • In the con­text of the film, was Ed Burns or who­ever sup­posed to stop and take an object­ive world-historical view of the shit that he was cur­rently mired in?”
    It was said by Sgt. Horvath (Sizemore).
    I agree that one should­n’t expect world-historical ana­lys­is from grunts in the field while in mid-fight (one reas­on I loved BLACK HAWK DOWN is it’s much clear­er about the hard-headed exist­en­tial in-the-moment motiv­a­tion “in the end, it’s all about your broth­er next to you,” or some­thing close to that). But this line in RYAN was not said in the heat of any­thing par­tic­u­lar. It WAS said while the char­ac­ters were in a reflect­ive “What Does It All Mean” mode with no bul­lets fly­ing around, and it comes in the midst of a speech that’s rather lit­er­ary. And at that level, in the mouth of a 1944 NCO, it IS absurd. It was a 1998 dir­ect­or try­ing to think like a 1944 NCO.

  • jbryant says:

    But the man’s repu­ta­tion as a whole has cer­tainly been over­rated con­sid­er­ing the actu­al qual­ity of most of his movies.”
    If everything about the issue were “cer­tain” and “actu­al,” there’d be no con­ver­sa­tion here.
    When the naysay­ers are mak­ing spe­cif­ic points, I’ve got no prob­lem, even if I dis­agree. But some of you guys sound like you’re try­ing to reas­on with chil­dren, who just can­’t see what is CLEARLY the truth about Spielberg, bless their little hearts.

  • Joel says:

    I for­got that it was Sizemore. The “mor­ally clue­less” part of your com­ment con­fused me. Why is it mor­ally clue­less for someone fight­ing a war–even if isn’t in mid-fight, he is still in the thick of battle, mov­ing from one fight to the next–rationalizing a ridicu­lous sac­ri­fice that he might be mak­ing. I’m sure that 1998 Spielberg felt that defeat­ing the Nazis or stop­ping the Holocaust were the reas­ons for fight­ing the war. For a 1944 NCO, though, the only reas­on would have been to ful­fill the mis­sion that he was just giv­en. And what’s really so mor­ally clue­less about want­ing to fight for the return of one woman’s last sur­viv­ing son? It might be fool­ish, or reck­less, or it might deny the lar­ger con­text of WWII, but it seems mor­ally sound to me.
    On the oth­er hand, thanks for the argu­ment, Victor and Josh. If only Wyman would have actu­ally attemp­ted some­thing sim­il­ar, I don’t think any­one would have really com­plained. Sorry to clog up the com­ments today. I really really need a job.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    …Then there’s the whole issue of wheth­er you’re going to take a line of dia­logue uttered by a belea­gured char­ac­ter as the lead indic­at­or of a movie’s “mis­sion state­ment, or what have you. If you insist that what Hanks says is also what the movie is say­ing (and I grant that there’s suf­fi­cient genre pre­ced­ent to sup­port such a read­ing) then, yes, Vicint is spot on. However, like the song says, it ain’t neces­sar­ily so…

  • Joel:
    Saying “we need to get this woman her last son back” … fine. Saying “this is the fucked-up mis­sion my asshole com­mand­er gave me, but ours not to ques­tion why etc.” … fine. Saying (and I just looked it up) that “sav­ing Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godaw­ful, shitty mess” … not fine. It’s the “the one” part that strikes me as clue­less 1998 writ­ing to the point of mor­al offense on … well, the grounds Josh says.
    I should add as well that I actu­ally do agree with Joel that the over­all “mor­al” turns out dif­fer­ently and I also think the events in RYAN’s drama wind up being a little more soph­ist­ic­ated (Ryan does, after all, refuse the “spe­cial treat­ment”) and that the film is a great film, in net. But that moment is fingernails-on-the-chalkboard.

  • >Who cares about ‘tech­nic­al aspects’? His movies, (with a few excep­tions), tend to just be bor­ing. And in this medi­um, tor­por is the enemy. Flat and simple. Solaris isn’t bor­ing. Most Antonioni isn’t bor­ing. But most of Spielberg’s oeuvre is simply boring.
    As you can­’t make a movie without tech­nique, I think any­one who cares about movies ought to care about it.
    As for Spielberg being bor­ing, what can I do but say that he does­n’t bore me?

  • >Are we really sup­posed to care about this one clue­less dad Learning to Reconnect while New York is being destroyed?
    No, but we are sup­posed to be ter­ri­fied and aston­ished by the sense of utter help­less­ness and carnage in the tri­pod attach, and I, at least, was.
    War of the Worlds is a flawed, indif­fer­ently writ­ten film that con­tains some astound­ing film­mak­ing. Seems simple enough to me.

  • Josh Z says:

    @Bill:
    > Maybe you just don’t like sci­ence fic­tion, and I mean SF as it exists in lit­er­at­ure, which rarely matches up to the SF that appears on film.
    What I don’t like is pseudos­cience tech­nobabble that sounds “sci­entif­ic” but actu­ally means noth­ing. It’s like bad Star Trek. “Captain, they’re phas­ing in and out of the space-time con­tinuüm” (actu­al dia­logue from Star Trek: Generations).
    > And to describe the end­ing of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS as a “joyride”…I mean, I know Spielberg says he would nev­er end the film that way now, but I’ve nev­er under­stood why some people find it so hard to view the film as a little more skewed. He aban­dons his fam­ily, yes. Where does it say we have to blindly sup­port his decision?
    Where does it say this? John Williams’ sweep­ing score says this. The sheer rap­ture and awe on Neary’s face says this. The fact that his fam­ily has been com­pletely writ­ten out of the film and for­got­ten by that point says this. Everything about the scene says this is the most amaz­ing thing that any man has ever done, and don’t you wish you were him?
    > From the oth­er view, is it impossible to under­stand why someone would make that decision? To be the only man in his­tory to explore that kind of envir­on­ment? Why does it have to be read as so cut-and-dried?
    As I said earli­er, if Spielberg allowed any note of ambi­gu­ity in his movies, I’d appre­ci­ate them a lot more. If there was ANY acknow­ledge­ment in Close Encounters that Neary’s actions were kind of a*holish, but that he made the decision to go any­way, and it’s up to us to decide how we feel about that, I’d be fine with it. As it is, Spielberg pounds you with a sledge­ham­mer to instruct you how to feel, and to let you know that this is indeed the hap­pi­est of happy endings.
    @BobSolo:
    > I per­son­ally love the tired chest­nut that any “inter­est­ing ideas” in A.I. just HAD to be a res­ult of Kubrick’s par­ti­cip­a­tion. Because the people who trot that one out always have very con­crete evid­ence to back it up.
    Look at all the movies that Kubrick made, and then look at all the movies that Spielberg made. Then you tell me which parts of the movie feel more Kubrickian and which feel more Spielbergian.

  • BobSolo says:

    Look at all the movies that Kubrick made, and then look at all the movies that Spielberg made”
    I am. And one of those films is AI. There’s noth­ing in it that sug­gests it was (lit­er­ally, in this case) ghost-directed. Plus, your faulty logic/false dicho­tomy does­n’t allow for the con­tri­bu­tions of Ian Watson or Brian Aldiss.

  • Peter Labuza says:

    I’m not going to grapple with Wyman’s banal AI com­ment; I think its quite “axio­mat­ic” why it’s wrong.
    But I’ve always dis­agreed with the cri­ti­cism brought up by Victor re: one vs the many. I’ve always been con­fused to why Spielberg should forgo char­ac­ters and their smal­ler prob­lems to try and grapple with some­thing too big for any single film. I feel like one could turn this argu­ment toward any great film­maker to take on a situation–why do we care only about Henry Hill in the mafia? How come we wit­ness the pain of Adrien Brody’s exper­i­ence of the Holocaust?–we relate to films THROUGH char­ac­ters do we not? Characters we can identi­fy with, who we can fol­low their actions. If we simply became wit­nesses to the full scale tragedy of WWII, the Holocaust, 9/11-Aliens, it would simply be shock value without mean­ing. Isn’t this why we nev­er invest ourselves in Michael Bay like destruc­tion? It’s just a lot of explo­sions without mean­ing, and if the char­ac­ters wer­en’t simply super­mod­els to go with the robots, I think we would­n’t rag on Bay as much.

  • jbryant says:

    What Peter Labuza said. Cruise and his fam­ily are there for us to identi­fy with. Some “dis­aster” movies split the focus among mul­tiple char­ac­ters (e.g. DEEP IMPACT), but usu­ally with the same intent – to put a human face on the dire event. An more imper­son­al approach might be of tech­nic­al interest (or have great satir­ic­al mer­it, as with DR. STRANGELOVE), but it’s cer­tainly a big­ger com­mer­cial risk (not that there’s any­thing wrong with that, but Spielberg would rather move us than just coldly doc­u­ment what an ali­en inva­sion might “really” be like).
    Beware, haters – Director Joseph Kahn recently tweeted this: “3 reas­ons for the death pen­alty: 1. Rape. 2. Genocide. 3. Trashing Spielberg’s work.” 🙂

  • Why do we care only about Henry Hill in the mafia? How come we wit­ness the pain of Adrien Brody’s exper­i­ence of the Holocaust?”
    Because in those cases, we exper­i­ence the Mafia through Henry Hill, and Henry Hill’s story is very much about his … Mafiaism. Rinse and repeat with Wladyslaw Szpilman.
    But what Josh and I are com­plain­ing about is how Spielberg dir­ects cer­tain scenes – typ­ic­ally cli­maxes or “pay­off” scenes – as if only the “one” mat­ters. It’s not even that the “many” are mar­gin­al­ized (that’s inev­it­able for exactly the reas­on you state), but it’s as if they don’t exist AT ALL. That the final “takeaway” is that Tom Cruise learned to be a bet­ter fath­er, that David gets his happy day with Mom, that a sol­dier might think that sav­ing Ryan was “the one” good thing in that awful war, that the horse made its way back to Devon, etc.

  • Or to put it anoth­er way, Peter … I guess when the story of the One (turns out hap­pily for them) is so very dif­fer­ent from the story of the Many (par­tic­u­larly on the scales we’re talk­ing about), a dir­ect­or has to betray SOME ambi­val­ence or acknow­ledge­ment of the big­ger. From the way Spielberg shoots and scores these scenes, it is reas­on­able to infer he does not.

  • Tom Block says:

    I agree with Victor about that line (“Saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godaw­ful, shitty mess”): it sounds like 1998 crash­ing into the past. But it’s a knack that Spielberg’s big mor­al­ity plays often have, where the char­ac­ters speak from some place lar­ger than them­selves, with ahis­tor­ic­al clar­ity, mak­ing their lines sound less like spon­tan­eous dia­log than clari­on calls. “SPR” con­tains the worst offend­er, though–it’s so clear that “Earn this” isn’t just a private mes­sage between Captain Hanks and Private Damon. Instead, it’s the movie talk­ing to all of us post-Greatest Generation slack­ers, and what it’s say­ing is that *we* need to get our act togeth­er. It’s a yucky thing to do.
    (I went into this, and my big­ger prob­lems with “Ryan”, in this old blog post:
    http://tomblock.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/hazing-private-ryan/)

  • Peter Labuza says:

    I see where you’re com­ing from Victor, but I’m not con­vinced that we don’t get those feel­ings, as much as Spielberg does­n’t leave those as the final emo­tions we get. I cer­tainly get that dur­ing the shot at the end of the Normandy sequence as Spielberg slowly pans across what’s left at the beach, the moment of Tom Cruise real­iz­ing the dust on his face in “Worlds,” and the 30 minute sequence of the cleans­ing of the ghet­tos. Maybe I’m being taken for a suck­er that I can walk away with some sort of happy feel­ing by the end (the whole end of “War Horse” did­n’t work for me; really only the stuff before the war actu­ally stuck with me), but I think he’s able to have his cake and eat it too.
    Also, as long as this whole debate was star­ted by Slate, let me offer this golden nug­get of an exchange from this week’s Slate Culture Gabfest, which is now #1 on my unsub­scribe but­ton on iTunes.
    Stephen Metcalf: “Film as a medi­um should­n’t be designed to arouse pity and fear.”
    Dana Stevens: “You mean catharsis?”
    Metcalf: “Exactly!”

  • ZS says:

    Then there’s the whole issue of wheth­er you’re going to take a line of dia­logue uttered by a belea­gured char­ac­ter as the lead indic­at­or of a movie’s “mis­sion state­ment, or what have you.”
    Exactly! This is some­thing I tell my stu­dents all the time. I’d also add the literal-minded inter­pret­a­tions of plot (espe­cially con­clu­sions) fall prey to the same mistake.
    In the case of A.I, I think you would have to read very lit­er­ally to miss the irony (or pess­im­ism) of a robot­ic boy gran­ted a wish which we know is a false­hood. It’s already estab­lished in the film his moth­er does­n’t love him as much. So he gets to exper­i­ence a delu­sion or fantasy before dying. If I remem­ber the light­ing (espe­cially the shad­ows) and sta­ging cer­tainly under­mines the notion that this is a big tri­umph espe­cially one to make us for­get the extinc­tion of human­ity. It sug­gests what we see is a fantasy pro­jec­tion of David’s. This moth­er is pure wish-fulfillment. This does­n’t seem sen­ti­ment­al at all to me.
    So the end­ing is very much ambigu­ous and open to con­flict­ing interpretations.

  • Josh Z says:

    Z5, how long has it been since you’ve seen the film? The moth­er does come to love David, and is dev­ast­ated by her decision to leave him in the woods. Further, the Ben Kingsley explain­er robot expli­citly tells David that his moth­er in the final scene is NOT a pro­jec­tion or a fantasy. They used the magic­al space-time path­ways to resur­rect his actu­al moth­er. That is really her, as recre­ated through tri­lith­i­um micro­particle dewob­u­la­tion reph­as­ing or somesuch pseudos­cience gobblety­gook. But they can only resur­rect her for one day, because the space-time path­ways close at mid­night Eastern Standard Time, apparently.
    If the scene had been staged dif­fer­ently, and almost all of the dia­logue cut, I could very eas­ily believe that it was inten­ded to be ambigu­ous (and per­haps it was in Kubrick’s ori­gin­al con­cep­tion). But Spielberg goes out of his way to sys­tem­at­ic­ally elim­in­ate any pos­sib­il­ity of the scene being read oth­er than the way he tells it.
    Look, I found the actu­al dia­logue pas­sage, cour­tesy of IMDb:
    “David, I often felt a sort of envy of human beings, of that thing they call ‘spir­it’. Human beings have cre­ated a mil­lion explan­a­tions of the mean­ing of life- in art, in poetry, and math­em­at­ic­al for­mu­las. Certainly human beings must be the key to the mean­ing of exist­ence. But human beings no longer exis­ted. So, we began a project- that would make it pos­sible to recre­ate the liv­ing body of a per­son long dead from the DNA in a frag­ment of bone or mum­mi­fied skin. We also wondered would it be pos­sible to retrieve a memory trace in res­on­ance with a recre­ated body. And you know what we found? We found the very fab­ric of space/time itself appeared to store inform­a­tion about every event which had ever occured in the past. But the exper­i­ment was a fail­ure. For those who were resur­rec­ted only lived through a single day of renewed life. When the resur­ect­ees fell asleep on the night of their first new day they died, again. As soon as they became uncon­cious, their very exist­ence faded away into dark­ness. So you see, David, the equa­tions have shown that once an indi­vidu­al space/time part had been used it could not be reused. If we bring your moth­er back now it will only be for one day. And you will nev­er be able to see her again.”
    Just read­ing through that block of text gives me a head­ache. Imagine how much bet­ter the scene would play without this. What’s the pur­pose of it being in the scene at all? Spielberg was ter­ri­fied that the audi­ence would­n’t under­stand exactly what was hap­pen­ing, and needed to bring in a char­ac­ter who only exists in the film to explain it to them. There is no ambi­gu­ity. There is no con­flict­ing inter­pret­a­tion. Kingsley’s char­ac­ter was cre­ated expressly to pre­vent that.

  • ZS says:

    @Josh: I just looked at the scene again now. And my memory about the visu­als and sta­ging (by which I mean fram­ing, light­ing, and mise-en-scene not dia­logue) stand. It comes across as wish-fulfillment before death, which giv­en that all of human­ity has died, does­n’t strike me as espe­cially sen­ti­ment­al, espe­cially not that last cam­era move­ment which does dis­tances us somewhat.
    You’re ana­lyz­ing the screen­play and the plot and ignor­ing the visu­als. It’s in the visu­als and in how they express the story ele­ments that ambi­gu­ity is introduced.
    If you don’t wish to con­sider con­flict­ing inter­pret­a­tions that’s fine. But I do sug­gest you move bey­ond just think­ing about char­ac­ter and plot. Whatever tal­ent Spielberg has (and I’m not par­tic­u­larly a fan) lies in how he expresses him­self through visuals.
    The oth­er thing: As someone who has dabbled in Kubrick schol­ar­ship there is a good record of how far Kubrick got in his devel­op­ment of A.I. The film that exists was inspired by Kubrick’s visu­al ideas (at times) but it’s Spielberg’s cre­ation. So assign­ing the parts you like of the film to Kubrick (just because you prefer him)isn’t really legitimate.

  • Peter Labuza says:

    I’m not gonna argue from script or visu­als, but the last time I watched AI (I believe near the end of 2009 when I was try­ing to solid­i­fy my dec­ade list), I was in tears that entire last scene and because I felt both sides—this wish ful­fill­ment that Spielberg was giv­ing his prot­ag­on­ist, and this dark side that it was all mean­ing­less, an arti­fice that a robot who could feel real emo­tions but not real con­sequences; the exact oppos­ite of what we nor­mally think AI should do. All these thoughts and emo­tions poured through my tear ducts as I watched those final scenes. So I have to argue there is SOMETHING there; oth­er­wise, I’m just a big cry baby.

  • Elliott says:

    Yes, the “sci-fi tech­nobabble” at the end of A.I. does elim­in­ate a lay­er of ambi­gu­ity. That’s a good thing! We aren’t meant to be won­der­ing WHAT is hap­pen­ing or HOW it is hap­pen­ing or WHETHER it is actu­ally hap­pen­ing. Those ques­tions just get in the way and dis­tract from what we should be think­ing about, which is some­thing more like “How should I feel about what is happening?”
    More ambi­gu­ity is not always a good thing, and that sequence is plenty ambigu­ous as it is. Sure, I can under­stand hav­ing a dis­taste for that kind of sci-fi gobbledy­gook, and I can totally under­stand if that dia­logue makes it all seem silly or con­trived to you. But I just can­’t agree that this “over-explaining” in any way reduces the them­at­ic rich­ness of A.I.‘s ending.

  • ZS says:

    @Peter: I agree with you about the end­ing. I’m not say­ing it can­’t be con­sidered mov­ing. I’m say­ing that there is more to the end­ing than just sen­ti­ment. That’s why it’s a rich and ambigu­ous end­ing espe­cially giv­en all that we’ve seen come before.

  • Josh Z says:

    @Z5, I guess we just have com­pletely dif­fer­ent read­ings of the scene. Yes, it has a dream-like tone, what with its soft focus pho­to­graphy and light­ing, because it rep­res­ents David’s greatest wish come true. To him, the moment is pure magic. However, I don’t believe that this con­tra­dicts the text of the scene, as bluntly delivered in reams of expos­it­ory dialogue.
    Why Spielberg would put that dia­logue in the scene unless he wanted to ham­mer home to the audi­ence that “THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION. I’M TELLING YOU WHAT IT MEANS RIGHT NOW”? That dia­logue serves no oth­er pur­pose. It’s pain­fully clear what Spielberg wants us to believe is hap­pen­ing, because he TELLS us. This does­n’t con­flict with the dream­i­ness of the sta­ging. It plays hand-in-hand with it. I see no ambi­gu­ity in the scene at all.
    Just ima­gine how much bet­ter the entire epi­logue would work if Spielberg had cut all of the voi­ceover nar­ra­tion and dia­logue, and just let it play out in images that the audi­ence would have to inter­pret. Unfortunately, he does­n’t trust the scene or the audi­ence, and has an unstop­pable com­pul­sion to EXPLAIN everything and tie it all up with a neat little bow. We see this again and again in his works, and it is, in my opin­ion, his greatest fail­ing as a film­maker and a storyteller.

  • Josh Z says:

    I have to say that I find it pretty amus­ing that one of Glenn’s shortest of recent posts, and one for which all he did was quote a couple of oth­er sources without writ­ing any­thing new him­self, has inspired this much dis­cus­sion and debate. 🙂

  • Petey says:

    I have to say that I find it pretty amus­ing that one of Glenn’s shortest of recent posts, and one for which all he did was quote a couple of oth­er sources without writ­ing any­thing new him­self, has inspired this much dis­cus­sion and debate.”
    Meh. Seems about right to me. The ref­er­enced piece touched numer­ous exposed nerves.
    It was a typ­ic­al Slate piece centered around bad reas­on­ing and bad arguments.
    It was a “con­trari­an Slate piece” that actu­ally par­roted the con­ven­tion­al wis­dom on a top­ic while think­ing it was being contrarian.
    It was about Spielberg, a highly prom­in­ent dir­ect­or who has a core of ardent defend­ers des­pite turn­ing out a mostly hor­rendous body of work over the past sev­er­al decades.
    Next up, Slate will pub­lish a “con­trari­an” piece on how Meryl Streep is a tre­mend­ously under­rated act­ress, and that every­one who thinks her work is bad are actu­ally wrong. Glenn will blog about it. And a core of folks who can­’t stand Streep will take to the com­ment sec­tion to attempt to make the case for why they hate her work.

  • jbryant says:

    It was about Spielberg, a highly prom­in­ent dir­ect­or who has a core of ardent defend­ers des­pite turn­ing out a mostly hor­rendous body of work over the past sev­er­al decades.”
    Sigh. If you feel this way, why do you even both­er attempt­ing to reas­on with the rest of us mis­guided souls?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Next up, Slate will pub­lish a ‘con­trari­an’ piece on how Meryl Streep is a tre­mend­ously under­rated act­ress, and that every­one who thinks her work is bad are actu­ally wrong. Glenn will blog about it. And a core of folks who can­’t stand Streep will take to the com­ment sec­tion to attempt to make the case for why they hate her work.”
    No, no, and no.

  • Petey says:

    No, no, and no.”
    I know. Just a mod­est proposal.
    But my only real point in this thread is that Slate’s “con­trari­an” piece, no mat­ter how wrongly argued, pretty much echoes con­ven­tion­al wisdom.
    (Now, I hap­pen to be firmly on the side of the con­ven­tion­al wis­dom on this par­tic­u­lar top­ic, but I’m well aware that that does­n’t some­how val­id­ate my view­point as ‘cor­rect’. I’m just say­in’ that it ain’t a con­trari­an stance…)

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Hey, I’m so old I remem­ber when STICKING UP for Spielberg was a “con­trari­an” stance! Like the guy in “Losing My Edge,” I WAS THERE when Armond White com­pared Spielberg to Mozart, and then told a couple of guys that if they did­n’t agree with him, he FELT SORRY for them. (Which makes White’s evolving new anti-Spielberg stance kind of funny provid­ing you don’t look at it as some kind of patho­lo­gic­al development…which I do…)

  • Joel says:

    Evolving? I know you avoid White, but he has not cooled off on Spielberg at all, if his review of the Tin Tin and War Horse are any indic­a­tion. By the way, his review of The Last Crusade in his book is a clas­sic; he remains the only per­son I’ve read who prefers Last Crusade to the oth­er Indys.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    The love is back!
    Ouch, Joel. That was PAINFUL. Especially the part where he com­pares watch­ing TINTIN (which I enjoyed bet­ter the second time around, in 2D) to read­ing Bazin. Here, lemme share the discomfort:
    http://www.nyfcc.com/2012/01/tintin-and-war-horse-spielbergs-game-changers-reviewed-by-armond-white-for-cityarts/
    Although speak­ing of “evolving,” I see that White has reached a point where he can no longer be bothered to format titles.

  • Jim Gabriel says:

    I was tak­ing a break from a piece I’m writ­ing because I was fret­ting about los­ing cred­ib­il­ity by mak­ing too-extravagant claims for its sub­ject. After click­ing on that link, I’m not so worried.
    “Movie-watching can nev­er be same…” Really? “Never”? Should have held off on mak­ing that sand­wich; I seem to have missed the revolution.

  • Andrew Bemis says:

    From a sum­mary of Kubrick’s 1994 treat­ment of A.I. (The Stanley Kubrick Archives, page 507):
    “A lock of Monica’s hair that Teddy had kept in his pouch allows the robots to resur­rect her. David soon finds him­self with Monica in a vir­tu­al envir­on­ment cre­ated from his memory to resemble exactly the house they had lived in. After an idyll­ic day, Monica finally falls asleep, telling David the words he has been wait­ing two mil­lenia to hear: ‘I do love you, my sweet little boy. I have always loved you.’ Holding her in his arms as she sleeps, David hopes for a mir­acle. The next morn­ing, his wish comes true: Monica wakes up. The robots search for an answer to why, for the first time, a resur­rect­ee has sur­vived more than one day. ‘Was it the love of a robot child? No oth­er resur­rect­ee had ever before had someone who loved them to hold onto them.’ The treat­ment ends as Monica waltzes around the room with David ‘as she had done the day of his imprinting.’ ”

  • Josh Z says:

    Andrew, do you ima­gine that Kubrick would have filmed the scene with an Explainer char­ac­ter whose sole pur­pose is to talk David (and the audi­ence) through a detailed tech­nic­al explan­a­tion of what had happened to him, where he was, and what would hap­pen next? I pic­ture the scene more like the end­ing of 2001, very enig­mat­ic and open to audi­ence inter­pret­a­tion. The cloy­ing, simplist­ic way that Spielberg handled the epi­logue simply does not work for me – or, frankly, any­one I know in real life who has ever seen the film. Your mileage, as they say, may vary.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Anyone I know in real life who has ever seen the film?” Whoa, way to up the ante, sez the bot who writes this blog.

  • ZS says:

    @Josh: “The cloy­ing, simplist­ic way that Spielberg handled the epi­logue simply does not work for me – or, frankly, any­one I know in real life who has ever seen the film. Your mileage, as they say, may vary.”
    Good for you Josh. You’ve totally changed my mind and all my film-buff friends who like the film. I’ve always sus­pec­ted we wer­en’t real anyway.

  • Jim Gabriel says:

    Josh: What was it the woman said – great movies are rarely per­fect movies? Yes, the dénoue­ment of A.I. (*not* the end­ing, mind you) has some clank in it, and yes, I don’t have to ima­gine Kubrick doing some­thing like that because I saw him do pretty much *that* in the big Pollack/Cruise scene in EYES WIDE SHUT and read it in the bit Andrew help­fully quoted above. But I don’t damn them for the pas­sages that don’t play; it would be like toss­ing out the entirety of PSYCHO because of that Simon Oakland whatever-the hell-it-is. And while we’re cit­ing anec­dot­al exper­i­ence, I’ll tell you that most women I know can­’t bear A.I. – they reject it like a duff kid­ney trans­plant. David’s rejec­tion and his tri­als cut too deep; it hits mar­row and they can­’t hang with it. I find it a deeply strange, sad film, and to my mind there’s always some­thing to be said for some­thing that makes people CRAZY.
    And this is the part where I say that I don’t mean to slam you; I admire the stick­tu­it­ive­ness you bring to your argu­ment. And *this* is the part where you say, “Geez, dude, people cried at NEW YEAR’S DAY and I don’t see any­one call­ing it a masterpiece…”

  • Petey says:

    Andrew, do you ima­gine that Kubrick would have filmed the scene with an Explainer character…”
    Normally, Spielberg just uses John Williams for that purpose.
    I’ll be here all week. Don’t for­get to tip your wait­ress. (The Williams/Spielberg col­lab is like watch­ing a reel of Max Steiner lowlights.)
    “Anyone I know in real life who has ever seen the film?” Whoa, way to up the ante, sez the bot who writes this blog.”
    I was dragged to Minority Report by someone in real life who really liked the film. The per­son was real. I did­n’t feel sorry for his enthu­si­asm. But I did point out to him that it was a fun first act that then dragged and finally went into car­di­ac arrest while inex­cus­ably wast­ing Samantha Morton. There’s usu­ally a fun stretch in any giv­en Spielberg movie. They just tend to be stretches of movies that aren’t quite so much fun to sit all the way through…

  • Victor Morton says:

    I have to say that I find it pretty amus­ing that one of Glenn’s shortest of recent posts, and one for which all he did was quote a couple of oth­er sources without writ­ing any­thing new him­self, has inspired this much dis­cus­sion and debate. :)”
    So … to keep it going …
    Santorum in ’12
    #ducks

  • Jim Gabriel says:

    I’d say Petey for the win, but I gotta con­test the shot…
    Turin Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey, buddy, why the long film?”
    TRY THAT VEAL, PETEY.

  • Jim Gabriel says:

    Which begs the ques­tion, Victor Morton – “Santorum” in twelve… what?
    Lest I be accused of being a threadkilla, let me sug­gest to Petey on the “fun stretch” of MINORITY REPORT is nearly the whole thing, or at least about ten minutes before Max von Sydow is UNMASKED. Seriously, that I thought he was going to start rant­ing about med­dling kids or something.
    Hey, I said I did­n’t want to kill the thread – I made no claim to elev­at­ing it.

  • ZS says:

    I don’t have to ima­gine Kubrick doing some­thing like that because I saw him do pretty much *that* in the big Pollack/Cruise scene in EYES WIDE SHUT and read it in the bit Andrew help­fully quoted above.”
    And I love that scene in Eyes Wide Shut as well espe­cially because Pollack may simply be lying.
    More gen­er­ally, the idea the Kubrick would nev­er be sen­ti­ment­al or emo­tion­ally affect­ive is strange. I’m always moved by Barry Lyndon which is one of my all-time favor­ites. And let’s face it Brian’s death scene in the film is as sen­ti­ment­ally staged as any­thing in Spielberg’s films.
    And what is wrong with sen­ti­ment anyway?

  • Oliver_C says:

    Spielberg-Santorum in ’12: ‘Mutaween Report’

  • Oliver_C says:

    And what is wrong with sen­ti­ment anyway?”
    It may or may not have been Ridley Scott, dur­ing one of his DVD com­ment­ary tracks, who said some­thing along the lines of, “Sentimentality is *un*earned emo­tion. When it *has* been earned, it’s not sentimentality.”

  • jbryant says:

    If the end­ing to A.I. is so simplist­ic, why have so many people found it to be ambigu­ous, even con­fus­ing? Is Spielberg’s ineptitude so prodi­gious he can be both on-the-nose and enig­mat­ic in the same scene?
    Like Glenn, I can recall a time, not so long ago, when defenses of Spielberg (even those NOT made by Armond White) were often met with scoff­ing, dis­be­lief and con­des­cen­sion. Maybe what goes around has come around again. It’s prob­ably worth men­tion­ing, though, that asser­tions about the “con­ven­tion­al wis­dom” on this top­ic are based solely on anec­dot­al evid­ence. As far as I know, there exists no sur­vey that ‘proves’ the major­ity of crit­ics or view­ers con­sider Spielberg to be over­rated, or under­rated, or rated “just right.”

  • bill says:

    Ridley Scott?? Man, can­’t argue with that. Uncle!

  • ZS says:

    If the end­ing to A.I. is so simplist­ic, why have so many people found it to be ambigu­ous, even con­fus­ing? Is Spielberg’s ineptitude so prodi­gious he can be both on-the-nose and enig­mat­ic in the same scene?”
    Well as Josh says he knows no-one in real-life who does­n’t think the end­ing is simplist­ic so, you know, the rest of us who find ambi­gu­ity don’t exist or are just wrong.
    Also, that’s a ter­rible defin­i­tion of sentimentality.

  • Betttencourt says:

    Max Steiner low­lights”? Thanks, Petey, I was sur­prised the inev­it­able, gra­tu­it­ous Williams-bashing took so long to appear.
    The har­mon­ica theme of Sugarland Express, the moody (and Indy theme-free) main title of Raiders of the Lost Ark, the del­ic­ate getting-to-know-ET cues, the min­im­al­ist music in AI, the jazzy open­ing of Catch Me If You Can…yep, just a bunch of Max Steiner low­lights. (Chee-rist).

  • bill says:

    I should not like to hear the charge of sen­ti­ment­al­ity made against this strain that runs through ‘Bleak House.’ I want to sub­mit that people who denounce the sen­ti­ment­al are gen­er­ally unaware of what sen­ti­ment is.” – Vladimir Nabokov, LECTURES ON LITERATURE
    (Thanks to Glenn for doing all the work on this one)

  • Oliver_C says:

    Jesus Fucking Christ, so sorry I was born, you cunts!

  • bill says:

    That’s okay!

  • Andrew Bemis says:

    Well, I think the treat­ment provides evid­ence that Kubrick’s concept for the end­ing was, if any­thing, less ambigu­ous and more upbeat. Which is not to say the fin­ished movie would­n’t have been very dif­fer­ent – he toyed with the idea of hav­ing Dick Halloran turn into a mon­ster, and Joker was ori­gin­ally going to die at the end of Full Metal Jacket. But clearly, this was­n’t a case of Spielberg adding expos­i­tion that con­tra­dicts Kubrick’s intent. You can integ­rate this evid­ence into your reas­on­ing for why A.I. sucks, or you can double down on your unsup­port­able argument.

  • Josh Z says:

    @Jim, unlike your Psycho com­par­is­on, I find a lot more wrong with A.I. than just the epi­logue. That just hap­pens to be the most egre­giously awful part of the movie. And hon­estly, that part is so very, very awful that I con­sider it indefens­ible. Take this anec­dote for whatever it’s worth, but dur­ing my open­ing week­end the­at­ric­al screen­ing, people in the audi­ence (no, not me, though I shared the sen­ti­ment) were groan­ing and boo­ing at the screen as the end cred­its came up.
    Both sides of this debate (myself obvi­ously included) have got­ten side­tracked with spec­u­la­tion about what Kubrick would or would not have done with the movie. Ultimately, that’s a red her­ring. We have what we have, and (in my opin­ion) it does not work.
    It’s unfor­tu­nate that I’ve let myself be pigeon­holed here as the Spielberg hater, when that isn’t really the case. I like some of his movies a great deal, and I’m will­ing to for­give oth­ers their flaws. Minority Report, for example, also has a lousy end­ing, as well as sev­er­al stu­pidly illo­gic­al plot turns and a crit­ic­al scene obnox­iously lif­ted almost ver­batim from L.A. Confidential. Yet I enjoyed the first 3/4 of the movie enough that I can give it a pass.
    Not so much with A.I., unfor­tu­nately. The movie feels like a con­fla­tion of all of Spielberg’s worst tend­en­cies: the sloppy plot­ting, the heavy-handed schmaltz, and his dis­trust for the audi­ence’s abil­ity to under­stand the story without being spoon-fed his explan­a­tions for it. Despite a few inter­est­ing ideas in the early sec­tions, that power­ful scene where the moth­er aban­dons David, and the occa­sion­al arrest­ing image (that hot air bal­loon that looks like the moon is a stun­ner), the film is one of Spielberg’s biggest disappointments.
    As I said in an earli­er com­ment, I don’t expect to sway people who love the movie to my opin­ion, just as I don’t expect them to sway me to theirs. This has been an inter­est­ing dis­cus­sion nonetheless.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Take this anec­dote for what it’s worth: Every time I’ve seen “Night of the Hunter” at New York’s Film Forum, the audi­ence laughed and prac­tic­ally hooted with deri­sion at the shot of the frog on the lily pad dur­ing the scene in which the two kids float down the river on that raft.

  • Petey, I can top you on see­ing “Minority Report”… Some friends and I were going to see Tarkovsky’s “Solaris”, but it was sold out, and we decided to see “Minority Report” instead. Now, I prob­ably would’ve dis­liked “Minority Report” any­way, due to its lazy futur­ism (hori­zont­al high­ways, and no con­struc­tion?), flat char­ac­ters, stu­pid plot, and ugly product place­ment (the mall ads sequence almost made up for the Bulgari plugs, but not quite). But see­ing it instead of “Solaris”—especially with that final shot that pays homage to the end of “Solaris”— made it much, much more painful.

  • P.S.: Film Forum audi­ences suck. Every time their pro­gram­ming drags me in, everything else about them—seat height, snobby snacks, and atro­cious audiences—reminds me why I nev­er go.

  • ratzkywatzky says:

    That frog-on-the-lily-pad shot was the point at when my high school best friend checked out of Night of the Hunter. After that, he only referred to it as “That dumb kids’ film” and I could­n’t con­vince him otherwise.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    On the oth­er hand, run­ning counter to the gen­er­al­iz­a­tion, the Film Forum crowd for a recent screen­ing of “Four Nights of a Dreamer”—a sel­lout, thronged with luminar­ies from the worlds of the arts AND criticism—was immacu­lately well-behaved and laughed at all of the “right” parts. Which just goes to show…well, I actu­ally have no idea what it goes to show.

  • Petey says:

    Night of the Hunter at the Film Forum is a per­fect storm.
    A cer­tain per­cent­age of the Film Forum audi­ence looks for camp value in old films. And Night of the Hunter is a VERY target-rich envir­on­ment for those look­ing for camp value.
    The pain­ful sin­cer­ity of Night of the Hunter, which works quite well for me, makes it a par­tic­u­larly chal­len­ging film for a non-cinephile mod­ern audience.
    “Film Forum audi­ences suck.”
    Weekday after­noon screen­ings are recom­men­ded, if you can get away. But even if you have to put up with a ques­tion­able audi­ence, it’s still an irre­place­able ven­ue. As Shakespeare, or per­haps it was a bad hair met­al band once said, every rose has its thorns.

  • bill says:

    That settles it, I’m watch­ing A.I. again tonight.

  • CL says:

    Every time I’ve seen “Night of the Hunter” at New York’s Film Forum, the audi­ence laughed and prac­tic­ally hooted with deri­sion at the shot of the frog on the lily pad dur­ing the scene in which the two kids float down the river on that raft. ”
    Ok, now I’m a patient guy and I’ve learned to play nice with people with all sorts of opin­ions about movies, but if I wit­nessed this, I would run amok with a shiny cut­ting instru­ment, and make sure those defect­ive freaks did­n’t repro­duce. It’s the only respons­ible thing to do.

  • Bettencourt says:

    For me, one of the most amaz­ing moments in AI (not a per­fect film, but one of my all-time favor­ites – per­haps the only per­fect Spielberg film is Jaws, which is abso­lutely won­der­ful but cer­tainly much less ambi­tious than Empire of the Sun, or Schindler’s List, or Munich) is when David meets one of his robot doubles and bashes the robot’s head in. Absolutely stun­ning, and as far from what most people think of as “Spielberg” as one can imagine.
    Of course, one can always claim that it’s just him fol­low­ing Kubrick, the way that Anthony Mann par­tis­ans (and I say this is a Mann fan myself) claim the best parts of Spartacus should actu­ally be cred­ited to Mann, not Kubrick.
    And to con­tin­ue my knee-jerk John Williams defense, to really appre­ci­ate how much he brings to Spielberg’s films (in a good way), one has to see the only Spielberg film he DIDN’T score – The Color Purple (with a score by Quincy Jones and about a dozen col­lab­or­at­ors). Now there’s a score that sounds like an homage to the Max Steiner era.
    I’ve seen Hugo and War Horse twice now (both of which I found more emo­tion­ally affect­ing on second view­ing), and Hugo is so overtly emo­tion­al (or “sen­ti­ment­al,” if you’re in a less for­giv­ing mood) that it almost makes War Horse look like The White Ribbon.

  • bill says:

    And what the hell’s wrong with Max Steiner, anyway?

  • Matthew Fisher says:

    My reac­tion to A.I. in the theat­er was luke­warm at best. What was with the end­ing? I could­n’t have agreed more with Hoberman: “For an unfor­get­table moment, I ima­gined that Spielberg might really leave us with a bizarre, albeit truly dis­pair­ing image: Pinocchio frozen forever in a world where Jiminy Cricket is mute and Walt Disney dead, pray­ing through all etern­ity to a dead icon of the irre­triev­able mother.”
    Then, a year or so later, I was sleep­ing on a friend’s couch. I decided to watch a movie; the only DVD lying around was A.I., so I popped it in. Almost imme­di­ately, a feel­ing of dis­quiet set in. Was this the same movie? As it con­tin­ued, I was struck utterly cold. I found myself in tears dur­ing the final moments, not of hap­pi­ness or grat­it­ude, but of loneli­ness, des­pair. (It was grat­i­fy­ing to later find folks who had a sim­il­ar reac­tion: James Naremore, Jonathan Rosenbaum, Stan Brakhage.)
    Subsequent view­ings have made me a wreck from start to fin­ish. In fact, it’s one of the few movies which can make me tear up just think­ing about it. Yikes.
    FWIW: A movie which com­par­ably dev­ast­ated me, and which I always find myself link­ing togeth­er with A.I., is Mother and Son. Try this: Mother and Son is A.I.‘s final moment stretched out to 73 minutes; the final moment of A.I. is Mother and Son in a moment.
    Many years ago, I saw The Night of the Hunter with an audi­ence that groaned, booed, giggled and sniggered through­out. At high volume. When the lights went up, a friend I’d dragged to the screen­ing turned to me and said, “Wow. Thaaat was a piece of shit.” I for­got what happened after that.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Lord knows I don’t advoc­ate break­ing up a friend­ship over a dis­agree­ment over a movie (although usu­ally when that sort of thing hap­pens, it later turns out that a lot of oth­er factors have in fact been in play) but in the “Night of the Hunter” cases, well, I dunno…

  • Joel says:

    I had no idea that Night of the Hunter was this divis­ive. As for the con­tin­ued (and excel­lent) A.I. debate, I agree with nearly everything Josh says about the film, both his cri­ti­cisms and his favor­ite parts, and yet it’s one of my favor­ite films. I can take a little clunky expos­i­tion by Ben Kinglsey’s voice, as long as it leads to the tran­scend­ent moment where David, who may not be human but whose “love” pro­gram is the last remain­ing vestige of human­ity, is treated like a holy rel­ic by his ancest­ors because of his abil­ity to blindly and stu­pidly love the per­son who first pushed his but­tons. The sci-fi speech may be “spoon-fed,” but the emo­tion­al com­plex­ity, the reli­gious implic­a­tions, and (above all) the beauty of the final image really just washes that Kingsley-speech away. Spielberg rarely takes sole screen­writer cred­it for a reason.
    Since a small por­tion of view­ers react pas­sion­ately to this film, I always wondered if this has any­thing to do with our rela­tion­ships with our moth­ers, but I’ll leave that for each of us to think about on our own. And yes, nearly every­one else in the theat­er with me (NYC–maybe Union Square) laughed and booed at the end. That hap­pens some time. I laughed through­out Michael Clayton, and was shocked to hear applause at the end.

  • Petey says:

    I had no idea that Night of the Hunter was this divisive.”
    It’s not. Everyone who loves movies loves that par­tic­u­lar movie.
    But, as stated, it’s a par­tic­u­larly chal­len­ging movie for folks who don’t have much expos­ure to pre-’67 cinema/culture.

  • ZS says:

    the tran­scend­ent moment where David, who may not be human but whose “love” pro­gram is the last remain­ing vestige of human­ity, is treated like a holy rel­ic by his ancest­ors because of his abil­ity to blindly and stu­pidly love the per­son who first pushed his buttons.”
    Yes! I love the sen­ti­ment mixed des­pair that you describe here. It’s my exper­i­ence of the film as well.
    The thing about the Kingsley-speech any­way is that, as nar­ra­tion, it’s con­sciously myth­ic and fairy-tale like while the images tell a dark­er story. I don’t think we have to take the nar­ra­tion as an inter­pret­at­ive author­ity over the images. There is a disconnect.

  • bill says:

    Can we please stop talk­ing about people who laugh at NIGHT OF THE HUNTER? The very idea depresses me. I’m look­ing absently out a win­dow as we speak.

  • jbryant says:

    Joel’s descrip­tion of that “tran­scend­ent moment” in A.I. is one of the best I’ve seen. Perhaps even those who were not sim­il­arly affected can now at least under­stand why some of us were.
    Petey: I some­times think that just about ANY pre-’67 film is par­tic­u­larly chal­len­ging for those with lim­ited expos­ure to the cul­ture of that time (heck, pre-’87 might be too much for some). But then my girl­friend (born in ’83) will unex­pec­tedly get hooked when I’m watch­ing THE KID or THE DEVIL IS A WOMAN or THE BROWNING VERSION or KANSAS CITY CONFIDENTIAL or whatever, and I feel cause for hope.

  • Tom Block says:

    Just to elim­in­ate any last doubt about where Dan Kois is com­ing from…
    “And I am excited about how angry every­one will get about your rank­ings!” he writes to Wyman here:
    http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/the_chat_room/2012/01/bill_wyman_takes_questions_from_steven_spielberg_fans_about_his_contentious_spielberg_takedown_.html

  • Petey says:

    But then my girl­friend (born in ’83) will unex­pec­tedly get hooked when I’m watch­ing THE KID or THE DEVIL IS A WOMAN or THE BROWNING VERSION or KANSAS CITY CONFIDENTIAL or whatever, and I feel cause for hope.”
    She’s just humor­ing you, jbry­ant. She’s just humor­ing you.
    (Josef von Sternberg in on the record as con­sid­er­ing most of Speilberg’s post-’83 work as tripe. You can look it up.)
    But ser­i­ously, are we down to defend­ing post-’83 Spielberg with Minority Report and Catch Me if You Can have their moments, A.I. has fer­vent defend­ers, and The Lost World: Jurassic Park basic­ally works? Cuz if so, it’s pretty thin gruel. Even an excel­lent field­ing shortstop can­’t stay in majors with that average.

  • ZS says:

    Why is that thin gruel? I’m mean he isn’t Robert Bresson (whose Four Nights of Dreamer I shall see tomor­row!) but as a big-budget pop­u­list film-maker he’s often effect­ive. Does the guy cre­ate mas­ter­piece after mas­ter­piece? Hardly but exactly how many “great” or rich films is he sup­posed to cre­ate in 29 years?
    I guess I don’t under­stand the frame of ref­er­ence here.

  • jbryant says:

    Ha, you may be right, Petey – but for what it’s worth, I’m not mak­ing her watch those films. She’ll be in the room play­ing a game on the com­puter, then gradu­ally get pulled into the movie with no prod­ding from me. Maybe she’s just weird. After all, I know she liked MINORITY REPORT, A.I. and CATCH ME IF YOU CAN (I’m hav­ing no luck get­ting her to see WAR HORSE with me though). 🙂

  • I.B. says:

    Whoa, I missed all this! Let’s reduce the whole dis­cus­sion to Nabokov quotes!
    “Remember that when we speak of sen­ti­ment­al­ists, among them Richardson, Rousseau, Dostoevski, [Señor Spielbergo,] we mean the non-artistic exag­ger­a­tion of famil­i­ar emo­tions meant to pro­voke auto­mat­ic­ally tra­di­tion­al com­pas­sion in the reader.”
    “Gogol was a strange creature, but geni­us is always strange; it is only your healthy second-rater [like Señor Spielbergo] who seems to the grate­ful read­er to be a wise old friend, nicely devel­op­ing the read­er­’s own notions of life. Great lit­er­at­ure skirts the irrational”
    The text between brack­ets appeared neatly writ­ten in pen­cil on my copy, along with sev­er­al “Screw Upham” crudely scrawled all over the pages, and whose mean­ing to this day I am unable to ascer­tain. All I remem­ber of its former own­er was dis­cuss­ing with him wheth­er a screw­driver con­tained orange juice or lem­on juice when he, rather unex­pec­tedly, delivered the fol­low­ing tirade: “Spielbergo as an insti­tu­tion, Spielbergo as an auteur, Spielbergo as bait for a Slate polem­ic, Janusz Kaminski’s col­or palettes as subtle – all this is some­thing I find too tedi­ous for words. Let us skip Spielbergo”.
    Whatever he meant by that, I still favor the lemon.

  • Petey says:

    all this is some­thing I find too tedi­ous for words. Let us skip Spielbergo”
    Plus ça boring.

  • Petey says:

    The thing is: The Kid or The Devil Is A Woman play as mod­ern movies for a non-cinephile mod­ern audience.
    Things like Bresson or Tarkovsky don’t in cer­tain ways, but they’ve got sub­titles, so at least the hind­brain of a non-cinephile mod­ern audi­ence is pre­pared for some work on their part.
    But when they walk into Night of the Hunter, they’re walk­ing into some­thing very strange, in their nat­ive lan­guage, that does­n’t play like any real­ity, nar­rat­ive form, or tone that they’re used to.