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By March 29, 2012No Comments

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I guess I’m in a pretty good mood this week, as I did­n’t have such a bad time at two of the big-and-not-particularly-intellectually-challenging motion pic­tures open­ing this week, and thus did not feel com­pelled to give them two hard a time in my reviews of them for MSN Movies, but regard­less of mood I’ll stand by my ver­dicts on Wrath of the Titans and Mirror, Mirror, which lat­ter cost­ars, as seen above, a young lady named Lily Collins who’s appar­ently the daugh­ter of the guy who played extra drums on Eno’s “Mother Whale Eyeless” on Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy).

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  • Joe Gross says:

    Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes need to be in at least one movie togeth­er every year, like Vincent Price and Christopher Lee. I don’t care what kind of movie it is. It just needs to happen.

  • Not David Bordwell says:

    Okay, Glenn, this comes up at my abode every time there’s some online dis­cus­sion about the bar­ing of tor­sos or parts there­of in movies… is there any­thing less gra­tu­it­ous or less, uh, tit­il­lat­ing about the vari­ously bare chest of, say, a John Philip Law than the “gra­tu­it­ously bare female mid­riff” of a Caroline Munro? This is of par­tic­u­lar interest to mine own lovely wife, among whose chief pleas­ures in watch­ing Timothy Olyphant in “Justified” is his fre­quent, often gra­tu­it­ous, shirtlessness.
    Anyway, just thought I’d men­tion it since “gra­tu­it­ously bare mid­riff” did not strike me as requir­ing a gender mod­i­fi­er in the con­text of the genre.
    Also, @Joe Gross: Did you mean Peter Cushing rather than Vincent Price? ‘Cause Cushing and Lee really were in at least a movie a year togeth­er from about 1957 to 1973; Vincent Price got in on that act rel­at­ively late.

  • Fernando says:

    I, too, was sur­prised when I learned that the star of this new Snow White flick is the daugh­ter of the man who told us once and for all that it is indeed no fun being an illeg­al ali­en (or ali-yun as the rhyme may be.)
    And there’s my con­vo­luted sen­tence of the day, good night and thank you for your time.

  • There must be some old tra­di­tion from the British theat­er where act­ors of extremely high caliber (Olivier, Caine, the clan Redgrave, etc) occa­sion­ally deign to appear in the low­est class of pic­tures, as if to puri­fy (by fire) their act­ing chops with the soil of the world’s worst dia­logue. Fiennes is giv­en dia­logue that could have been writ­ten by the jan­it­or at Warner Bros., but he gives every syl­lable a little extra some­thing. Neeson does­n’t seem too inter­ested in doing the same, but his one chord is Enormous Gravitas and he strums it well. Otherwise WRATH depressed me enorm­ously, but Tuesday was the kind of day where each sub­sequent film I saw was bet­ter by degrees – Robert Aldrich’s EMPEROR OF THE NORTH and the French action-thriller SLEEPLESS NIGHT. Strongly recom­mend both.

  • jbryant says:

    Yeah, it’s that British act­or work eth­ic thing. Theater, movies, TV – whatever keeps ’em work­ing. I assume they do the “low­est class” stuff to keep them afloat while they’re doing “thea­tah.”

  • BobSolo says:

    Rosamund Pike is the only thing that makes me curi­ous about TITANS. Ye gads she’s fetch­ing. I thought she acted circles around Carey Mulligan in AN EDUCATION.
    And “Mother Whale Eyeless” is prob­ably my third all-time favor­ite solo Eno com­pos­i­tion (after “Dead Finks Don’t Talk” and “Burning Airlines Give You So Much More”).

  • James Keepnews says:

    I would’a gone with “No One Receiving,” or “Over Fire Island” (and Mr. Eno has ever played with any anoth­er bassist than Percy Jones because…why??), but sure. Oh, the crap my “punk” pals hurl my way when I try to defend the by-rights inar­gu­able per­cuss­ive gifts of Brand X’s drum­mer, the only drum­mer wots played with Fripp AND Eno not­with­stand­ing guest shots like “Baby’s”, “Sussudio” be damned.
    BTW, I thought it was Rooney Mara from the posters…

  • Fabian W. says:

    And I thought it was Millie Perkins.

  • I enjoyed “Mirror Mirror” too, but most of the reviews have been deadly. Maybe it’s too clev­er by half as it’s a chil­dren’s film aimed at the par­ents who take them to the movies.

  • jbryant says:

    Didn’t Bjork wear that dress to the Oscars?

  • NRH says:

    Regarding the Bjork dress, Tarsem’s cos­tume design­er, Eiko Ishioka, also designed for Bjork. Not sure if she designed that dress. Unfortunately she just passed away, she also designed for MISHIMA and BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA.

  • Aden Jordan says:

    Wrath of the Titans” is silly and enter­tain­ing. Fans of the first film will prob­ably enjoy it for being more of the same or they’ll wish that the new dir­ect­or had made more changes to make it more dis­tinct than the first film. Neeson and Fiennes seemed to work very hard to elev­ate the mediocre mater­i­al. Bill Nighy is par­tic­u­larly fun to watch, and brings all-too-brief com­ic relief to the story.

  • Bettencourt says:

    If Wikipedia is to be believed, Bjork’s Oscar/swan dress was designed by Marjan Pejoski.

  • LondonLee says:

    British theatre luv­vies (which Neeson isn’t actu­ally) do the “low class” stuff because it’s prob­ably a lot of fun and it pays very well, far bet­ter than the NT or RSC. I remem­ber a ’60 Minutes’ pro­file of Judi Dench when Ed Bradley was aghast that a DAME of the BRITISH THEATAH would be in a Bond movie when she just thought it was a hoot and had no gran­di­ose pre­ten­tions about her art, dahling.

  • joe says:

    does this movie pay any doc­tors, though?

  • Keith Uhlich says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK AT HER!!!!!!!!!
    Well, someone had to say it.

  • Frank McDevitt says:

    Didn’t Phil also play on some tracks of “Another Green World”? That dude is a little cool­er than most people give him cred­it for.