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  • JC says:

    I knew you’d give it either three-and-a-half or four-stars-out-of-five. The inclu­sion of that Dude With The Giant Hammer (the only recent Marvel movie I haven’t seen, partly due to your review) pretty much cinched the former, I’d say. 😉
    Juggling large ensembles of super-powered char­ac­ters is pretty much Whedon’s bread-and-butter, but he still has to work with per­son­al­it­ies cre­ated by someone else, and act­ors cast by pre­vi­ous producers/directors. I’m non­ethe­less glad to hear he was an effect­ive traffic-controller here.
    Will be see­ing it in IMAX on Friday.

  • Oliver_C says:

    If they make enough ‘Avengers’ movies, maybe even­tu­ally they’ll get round to the Carol Danvers seduced-and-raped-by-her-own-preternaturally-ageing-son storyline, so all these ‘her­oes’ can get arres­ted for dumbly stand­ing by and enabling sexu­al assault.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Oliver_C is always such a ray of sunshine.

  • Oliver_C says:

    I take full respons­ib­il­ity. I screwed up. My judg­ment failed, or maybe I wasn’t pay­ing enough atten­tion. Sorry. Avengers #200 is a travesty.”
    – Jim Shooter, former Editor-in-Chief of Marvel Comics (and co-writer of ‘Avengers #200’), 2011

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    It’s worth read­ing your entire review simply to get to the pen­ul­tim­ate line: “But I can­’t com­plain too much, par­tic­u­larly if I want a clean email inbox.”

  • J. Priest says:

    I did­n’t know what the hell Oliver_C was talk­ing about, but when I looked it up, I was sur­prised by how much miso­gyny there is in main­stream com­ics. “Women in Refrigerators”? The fact you can call a re-occurring prob­lem that with a great deal of accur­acy is pretty disgusting.

  • LLJ says:

    I don’t know if it’s that sur­pris­ing. Even though the super­hero movies Hollywood has been pump­ing out recently are nowhere near as graph­ic and angry and miso­gyn­ist­ic as most of the stuff DC and Marvel pumps out these days, you can still see the barely-veiled “boy’s club” men­tal­ity even in these sup­posedly mainstream-appealing movies. Just look at how female char­ac­ters are treated in the recent Batman, Spider-Man or Iron Man movies.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Comicbook fan­boys: they’ll hand over good money to read Superboy-Prime’s cos­mic punches bring the dead back to life and Spider-Man make a deal with the Devil to annul his mar­riage, but God(s) for­bid that a woman, super­powered or oth­er­wise, be depic­ted as cap­able of hold­ing her own or sav­ing herself.

  • bill says:

    Okay, now you’re just being ridicu­lous. On pur­pose, I’d wager, to see if you can start a fight with somebody.

  • Oliver_C says:

    A fight with a com­ic­book fan­boy? I’m shaking!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Ahem.
    So…Steve Englehart. Was that guy a SCRIPTER, or what? I pretty much lost interest in the title after he bailed. When was that, anyway.
    I used to know some com­ic book cre­at­ors (attent­ive fol­low­ers of this blog may recall that I once atten­ded a.…wait for it…Bernie Wrightson Halloween party!…and heard more than one anec­dote rel­at­ive to Jim Shooter being kind of a doofus.

  • What I would love would be a Joss Whedon Defenders movie! They were always kind of the Doom Patrol to the Avengers’ Justice League, a bunch of freaky second-stringers who got to do the crazy stuff and have much more amus­ing dia­logue (thanks to His Holiness, Steve Gerber), and that seems right up Whedon’s alley. Perhaps it can be his digit­al video no-budget follow-up to MUCH ADO. As for Shooter’s doo­fus­itude, well, one need only read his com­ics to see that—the dude was sort of ador­ably dorky, and often seemed about as in con­trol of his stor­ies as a five-year-old recount­ing a Spongebob epis­ode after too many slices of cake: frantic, then spacey, then doz­ing, then frantic again.
    I’m intrigued by this notion of a laid-back Hulk. I always thought of Banner as the ulti­mate 1962 company-man sci­ent­ist, with Rick Jones as the coun­ter­cul­ture kid who might teach him to get in touch with his feel­ings before they des­troy him. But is Ruffalo play­inghim as post-Tibetan-journey Seth-Green-as-Oz, a guy who’s lived with his prob­lem long enough to have it in check? I’ll admit to not quite get­ting the joke of “um… cred­ible”, though per­haps it was an attempt to avoid the word “believ­able” in the con­text of a movie about Asgardian gods and dudes in fly­ing armor?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @TFB: DUDE. “Credible” as opposed to “incred­ible,” as in “The Incredible Hulk.” Have some coffee!

  • That Fuzzy Bastard says:

    Oh man, now I feel silly indeed.

  • george says:

    Glenn Kenny said: “So…Steve Englehart. Was that guy a SCRIPTER, or what? I pretty much lost interest in the title after he bailed. When was that, anyway.’
    Englehart bailed in 1976, after a four-year run on Avengers. (He fol­lowed Roy Thomas, who also did a great job.) Englehart also had a ter­rif­ic run on Captain America, includ­ing the Nomad arc, at about the same time.
    I agree. He was a SCRIPTER, and Marvel became less inter­est­ing without him.

  • Brian says:

    Oliver_C– Right, and if I were to gen­er­al­ize about Lars Von Trier fans, based on the abuse Bjork’s char­ac­ter suf­fers in DANCER IN THE DARK, I would right­fully be chas­tised for silly, ste­reo­typ­ic­al gen­er­al­iz­a­tions. But com­ic book read­ers (and fans of their movie adapt­a­tions) are pretty much fair game, right? We just have the wrong street cred, man. I’m not excus­ing the Avengers story you cite, but I do think tak­ing the worst of a medi­um (cough– Geoff Johns– cough) and assum­ing that’s what ALL super­hero com­ics (and read­ers of those com­ics) are like is fairly, well, dumb. And it ignores the work of Gail Simone, Ann Nocenti, Matt Fraction, Greg Rucka, Colleen Coover, Brian Michael Bendis, the Hernandez Bros., and oth­ers who are play­ing with genre tropes (and gender ste­reo­types with­in those genres) in inter­est­ing ways (some­times in the fast of cor­por­ate con­ser­vat­ism, true, but try­ing non­ethe­less). I can recom­mend some titles, if you want to do some research.
    Also– yes, Glenn, the Englehart years of the Avengers are the best, although I have a lot of affec­tion for Roger Stern’s Wasp-centric run in the 80s, too.

  • ResearchNeeded says:

    Other than some of the off top­ic com­ments on this page, this one goes out to Glenn Kenny.
    I read your review after watch­ing the movie myself, and to all his/her opin­ions. how­ever if you are going to cri­ti­cize some­thing, do your home­work first. Nick Fury was ori­gin­ally white and stayed that way in most of the story lines, we have the dav­id has­sel­hoff movie of him to prove it. However (and have that pen and paper ready for this is your les­son) look at the Ultimate Avengers com­ic book line. His story as well as race is dif­fer­ent, and it made him seem stronger than his white coun­ter­part who came out as a jerk with author­ity. So no, the writers of the movies Nick Fury has been in didn’t change it just because they could.

  • Then there are the com­ic­book fan­boys who make all the rest of us turn our heads and uncom­fort­ably exam­ine the wainscoting…

  • Josh Z says:

    @ResearchNeeded, if you really want to geek out about this, then you should acknow­ledge that Marvel’s “Ultimate” titles exist in an altern­ate, par­al­lel uni­verse (so-called “Earth 1610”) sep­ar­ate from the main con­tinu­ity in “Earth 616.” Therefore, the assump­tion that the Nick Fury in the live-action movies is sup­posed to be the Ultimate ver­sion is mis­guided, giv­en that there is no oth­er indic­a­tion in any of these movies that the oth­er char­ac­ters are sup­posed to be from the Ultimate universe.
    And, most iron­ic­ally for you, this is all com­ing from someone who has nev­er read an Avengers com­ic or even any oth­er Marvel super­hero com­ic in his life, but is cap­able of doing 60 seconds of “research” on Google.

  • ResearchNeeded says:

    @Josh Z, I was­n’t geek­ing out, I was simply stat­ing that before one cri­ti­cizes on some­thing, that one should look at all of the facts. In this case I was stat­ing that the writers of the film did not make up a black Nick Fury, he is simply from anoth­er com­ic line. After watch­ing all of the Marvel movies I do not think they are run­ning the Ultimates stor­ies for them, but they are cer­tainly using ele­ments from the Ultimates line in oth­er Marvel films as well. For instance the Rogue/Iceman romance with the Shadowcat com­plic­a­tion. Also the black leath­er suits the X‑Men wear are more like the Ultimate suites than tra­di­tion­al. So this looks like you got anoth­er 60 second Google search ahead of you for your next rebuttal.
    @That Fuzzy Bastard, in this case I AM glad I am one of those fan­boys, much bet­ter than being the con­des­cend­ing “I can Google” inter­net flunkies.
    @Glenn Kenny, I do appo­lo­gize in hind­sight of Josh Z, for it is people like him that make me not want to com­ment on pages for they feel like they must be the bet­ter. My inten­tion was to enlight­en you to the Ultimate’s exist­ence, how­ever my meth­od of doing so was rude to say the least. Your review was well writ­ten and very insight­ful. In upcom­ing Marvel pro­jects, you may want to just skim the Ultimate uni­verse a little, and as Josh Z has shown us, Google can go a long way. Now I wouldn’t go as far as to mem­or­ize Earth 1610 vs Earth 616, but just the big­ger points, like in this case that Nick Fury was an African American and only a General (com­ics), and I am highly cer­tain that he is still referred as Col. Fury in the movies. I per­son­al like the mix­ing of tra­di­tion and Ultimate lines for the movies, it gives the writers a bit of wiggle room if some­thing does not fit right.

  • Josh Z says:

    Marvel Entertainment only pro­duces and has cre­at­ive con­trol over the Iron Man, Hulk, Thor and now Avengers movie fran­chises. Even though the X‑Men ori­gin­ate from a Marvel com­ic, that movie series is licensed to Fox, which has com­plete con­trol over the films. What Fox is doing with the X‑Men (willy nilly mix­ing and match­ing of com­ic titles, and com­plete rein­ven­tion of the team’s ori­gin story) has no inter­ac­tion with what Marvel is doing in its own movies.
    Likewise, Spider-Man and Ghost Rider are licensed to Sony, the Fantastic Four and Daredevil to Fox, and Punisher to Lionsgate.
    I’m sure that Marvel prob­ably wishes that it could reclaim the movie rights to all of these series, so that it could team up these char­ac­ters as it does fre­quently in com­ics, but the ori­gin­al con­tracts state that the oth­er stu­di­os will retain the licenses so long as they con­tin­ue to pro­duce new movies on a giv­en sched­ule. That’s why we’re already get­ting a Spider-Man reboot this year, des­pite the fact that the Sam Raimi movies are still fresh in every­one’s mind.
    In its own movies, Marvel has been work­ing very hard to cre­ate one con­sist­ent con­tinu­ity. I ser­i­ously doubt that the cast­ing of Samuel Jackson was done inten­tion­ally to draw from the Ultimates ver­sion of the char­ac­ter. It’s much more likely that he was cast simply because he’s a recog­niz­able movie star and a not­able com­ic book fan, who prob­ably had his agent call up Marvel and ask to be part of these movies.

  • Josh Z says:

    Marvel also makes the Captain America movies. Forgot to include that one above.

  • ResearchNeeded says:

    Then you will get a cos­mic kick in the pants on this one. Go do one more of your Google searches, and find out who they designed the black Nick Fury after. The answer is quite obvious.
    Have fun.

  • That Fuzzy Bastard says:

    Josh Z: That is inter­est­ing about the need of the stu­di­os to keep crank­ing out super­hero movies in order to keep their licens­ing. Explains a lot about some of the half-assed product that’s been churned out (does­n’t excuse, but explains). As for Fury: My under­stand­ing was that Marvel intro­duced a Sam-Jackson-inspired Fury in order to smooth cast­ing for the com­ing films. I’ve heard that Spider-Man’s black cos­tume was sim­il­arly inspired, cre­ated for a planned movie when folks decided that it would look bet­ter on film than the red-and-blue (and they were right, imho!). But all this talk of Earth 616 makes me think of Neil Gaiman’s awe­some “1602” com­ic which has noth­ing to do with the movies but gosh, it was awesome.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    That Fuzzy Bastard: incor­rect. Spider-Man’s black cos­tume was cre­ated par­tially because of a story that a writer had pitched to the com­pany a story about a black cos­tume in 1984 and par­tially because the toy com­pany licens­ing the Marvel Secret Wars line of action fig­ures wanted anoth­er Spider-Man fig­ure to sell. A pro­posed movie had noth­ing to do with it.
    In regards to 1602: hear­ing Chris Evans say, “Well when you put it that way, I guess she’s not.” would be incredible.

  • bill says:

    Nick Fury was ori­gin­ally white and stayed that way in most of the story lines, we have the dav­id has­sel­hoff movie of him to prove it.”
    Hmmm.
    Anyways, I love THE AVENGERS. A lot. The begin­ning is sketchy and kind of lumped, but when it gets rolling, I was utterly thrilled. Glenn, even though you acknow­ledge this must have been “a pain” to make, I think your “drool­er­ish” com­ment is a bit unfair. I’m not sure what this film would have needed to do for you to con­sider it *not* drool­er­ish. Just on a craft level I think what’s really impress­ive about this movie is that it really is about a team. I was con­cerned going in that this would basic­ally be IRON MAN 3 with spe­cial guest star The Hulk, etc., but it really was about them all. And Whedon did­n’t achieve this in the easy way of giv­ing each char­ac­ter their big moment, but by hav­ing them all involved, at all times. During the big air­craft battle (which I liked even more than the end­ing action sequence), every­body had their job, and their unique approach, and you knew what they were doing and why they were doing it, without it ever feel­ing like a bunch of boxes being check off. Whedon made the team focus seem organic.
    And yes, by lov­ing this movie every­body will assume I’m an idi­ot fan­boy who demands whatever it is idi­ot fan­boys demand. Oh well.
    PS – I thought Tom Hiddleston was very good, prop­erly slimy and awful and hate­ful. And he received the most crowd-pleasing…well, nev­er mind.
    PPS – I saw Jerzy Skolimowski’s name in the cred­its and thought “No. I must have the name wrong.” Weird.

  • bill says:

    lumpen,” not “lumped.”

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ bill: As one of the co-coiners of the term “drool­er” (with Ed Hulse and Doug Brod, in the offices of Video Review magazine, circa 1987) I can only offer up the meek protest that I don’t per­ceive said term as hav­ing an ENTIRELY pejor­at­ive connotation.

  • bill says:

    Okay, but even in the not entirely pejor­at­ive sense, this movie feels like it’s prob­ably, along with CAPTAIN AMERICA, the least drool­er­ish of the Marvel films so far.